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Mother.
Whether the fact i denoted by the parade of
a flower or not, each of us will today pay the
tribute that i due to mother. It may be quec
tioned if even the busiest man does not some
time during every twenty-four hour withdraw
into the secret chamber of his soul and for a
little while commune with his mother. Living
or dead, she is his constant companion, and no
separation is wide enough to entirely get beyond
her sweet and tender influence. Whoever sue
ceeded in setting up a special occasion to be ob
served as Mother's Day, the American people
have taken it, not as a perfunctory memorial, but
as a sincere and genuine event for the manifesta
tion of a deep and honest sentiment.
Every day in very truth is mother's day. She
begins, as she has from all time, before the rest
of the family stirs, to provide for the comfort, the
health and the safety of her flock; she watches
over the little ones throughout the day with
patient solicitude, attending to their many wants,
soothing their little sorrows, healing their
' bruises, and again at night she tucks them into
bed, and renews her vigil over them till a new
day starts the routine all over. All through
childhood, youth and into maturity, mother fol
lows and keeps watch over her boys and girls,
herself her second thought. No man or woman
ever repaid all mother's care, nor does mother
expect it.
So the day for mother deserves to be marked
by an especial regard, because it engages sons
and daughters to acknowledge the indebtedness
aad obligation to the greatest blessing God has
ffven the world Mother.
Saving the World From Mr. Wells.
A good many people have been reading "The
Outline of History," by H. G. Wells, unconscious
that they were exposing themselves to the con
tagion of bolshevism and believing that they
were acquiring a splendid bird's-eye view of the
, story of mankind." Some, notably Miss M. Carey
Thomas, president of Bryn Mawr college, have
suggested that it be used as a school text. . The
appeal of the Mr. Wells, who began his career
as a teacher, for the establishment of a broader
point of view in education has gripped the pop
ular imagination.
All this has alarmed the National Civiq fed
eration. It set to work, in fact, to reveal the in-
- sidious propaganda of Mr. Wells so that no one
might miss the point in reading the "Outline."
As a result of a symposium of opinions gathered
from a number of college history teachers, the
National Civic federation makes bold to an
nounce that, "Mr. Wells has always been an ex
treme radical at absolute odds with civilization
as it exists in the world today, and an avowed
advocate of socialism, but without any construe
, tive program." '
In addition to casting out this work as propa
ganda, the report produces opinions from mem
. bers of college faculties exposing mistakes of fact
and contradicting conclusions of the author.
Among these expert opinions are those of Prof.
, Guernsey Jones, of the history department of the
University of Nebraska.
"Mr. Wells gives only inaccurate and dis
torted views of those periods of history with
which I am familiar," Professor Jones is quoted
as saying. "Mr. Wells' qualifications as an his-
.. torian are in my opinion nil. I should hesitate to
call Mr. Wells' rapidly shifting views 'a social
and moral philosophy.' However that may be,
their influence is in ray opinion, vicious."
The reading public, meanwhile, continues to
absorb this amazing historical work. For any
one to announce that it is not fit reading for a
100-proof American is only to advertise it fur-
" ther. The task of. the National Civic federation
will not be completed until it is able to announce
a better book covering the same world events in
the same space and with the same readability. .
Slang That Lasts. .
The spread and development of slang is a
mysterious process not to be limited by purists.
It also is to be questioned if the popularity of a
phrase can be forced by methods of publicity,
; Slang that takes a permanent place in the lan
guage must have within it some intelligence,
, aptness and humor. ' '
Few think of words such as "skyscraper,"
1 "bedlam," and "snob" as ever having been any
thing but proper, well bred idioms. Even "high
brow," "fluke," "pal" and "butt in" seem to have
made names for themselves. These are pointed
out by Prof. George Stephens of Swarthmore as
instances of legitimate slang.
He endeavors to contrast with these words
such latter day expressions as "the snake's hips,"
"the monkey's instep" and "the cat's meouw,"
calling the lot of them meaningless, but at the
tame time declaring that they contribute sug
gestiveness that tends to the immoral.
"Meaningless slang is a snre sign of men
tal laziness," Prof. Stephens says. "The virtue
of slang has been its sparkling originality. An
acceptable slang word or phrase is so cleverly
coached as to cover an expression better than it
can be pat in ordinary English. Such expression
as "the bee's knees" or "the cat's pajamas" is a
meaningless phrase bereft of the essentials of
expressive slang.
The charge of stupidity appears to be better
Ule than thai of indecency. Time is the real
test of i tang, but in to far at the outcome I able
to bt anticipated, il does seem that th nenesl
fadf in conversation art not likely to last.
Into New World
Advocates of certain changes in human habit
of though and action, methods of conduct and
control of rflsttout, tell ut wt art entering a
new world; lhal old things have been broken up,
and must be left behind as completely at Lot
and hit daughters left behind Sodom and
Gomorrah. In a very large tentt this ii true,
Tht war did break down many things lhat
teemed fixed forever, It wat evolutionary a
well at cataclysmic, not merely the uprooting of
traditions and customs, the making over of
manners and fashions, but the loosening of
bondt that held back ideas and closed in
progress.
AU this carried with It something eWe, the
disposal of hold-overt that pcrtitt to connect the
newer with the old, the preteut with the patt,
and may go on into the future. We may be
very sure that there it nothing strange In this.
No age or era in the world's development has
escaped it. Nature still exhibits strange forms
of life that trtce back into the abyss of years
beyond human understanding. What has made
the change the more startling it the intimacy of
contact in all the world. Before the Christian
era a dynasty fell, or a civilization vanished, and
only a few comparatively of earth's people ever
knew it. Cities were buried and forgotten; races
disappeared, and left no record.' That is no
longer possible; and that fact may account for
some of the turmoil that accompanies the pres
ent transition.
No longer ago than the so-called Middle Ages
great reforms moved slowly, extending their in
fluence by gentle degrees, because communica
tion was more difficult. It is hard to understand
that European learning was decaying in the four
teenth century, because it was shut off from the
fountain of the Near East, that burst and spread
its vivifying flood when Islam overthrew Chris
tianity and the Byzantine empire went to ruin.
Yet this was true, because one section of the
world had little knowledge of the other. Now
the change in Europe affects all the world in a
material way, and the new philosophy of life and
religion touches on all in a spiritual way. It will
conquer, if it be as sound as its followers believe,
but it will have to overcome much that does not
readily move. Long enduring beliefs are not
easily changed, as witness the faiths tht have
altered In no essential regard through fifty cen
turies or longer.
We are well into a new world, dragging a lot
of old ways with us. Perhaps we will all be
better off when these are discarded, yet human
nature is so constituted that it parts very slowly
with things that are by long association almost
an integral part of man. So, the new world will
l.old some elements of the old for a long time,
but, if the prophets be not all entirely askew, a
day will be reached when it will be. a far better
world, just because man has laid down a lot of
the worthless and useless attributes with which
he now encumbers his progress.
Exchanging Ideas.
Thousands of students from the four quarters
of the earth come to America to gather up and
carry home with them American ideas and ideals.
This intellectual intercourse between nations
makes for international understanding and peace.
In some cases there is an exchange, both of
teachers and pupils between America and other
countries. The Rhodes scholarships, on the other
hand, take promising American boys to Oxford,
where in addition to making them familiar with
English ways, they are thrust in contact with
minds from many lands.
Twenty American students and scientists
have recently been selected by the American
Scandinavian foundation for study at Scandina
vian universities. These traveling scholarships
are for $1,000 each. In Denmark the recipients
of these awards will study co-operative agri
culture and dairy farming, and the Danish sys
tem of Folk high schools, which it is suggested
may be suitable to use. in isolated sections of
America. Philology and mathematics will be
subjects at the University of Copenhagen,
Electrical engineering is one of the specialties
offered at the Technical institute of Norway,
weather forecasting at Bergen Geo-physical in
stitute, and language and literature at the Uni
versity of Christiana. In Sweden the students
will enroll at the Universities of Upsala and
Lund, at the Forest institute, Nobel institute and
other special schools in Stockholm. Botany,
agriculture, forestry, metallurgy and philosophy
are the leading Subjects to be undertaken there.
Nowhefe else in the world can Americans
learn more of benefit to themselves and their
nation than in these northern countries. Each of
them have developed and intensified certain de
partments of knowledge. The Danish, Swedish
and Norwegian students who come to American
universities in exchange will also broaden them
selves. These fellowships are an excellent means
of cementing friendly relations.
1 Omaha's Cultural Life.
Several recent events tend to emphasize the
importance of art in the social life of Omaha
Most of these affairs have been conceived and
organized by amatuers, although professional
musicians have notably contributed to the success
attained. First of all, the main intent was to
entertain and amuse; few if any of the performers
thought of achieving artistic laurels, but each
was willing to do a little something to make
the whole worth while. Each possesses a talent,
and to the exhibition of that talent gave intel
ligent effort, with a distinct desire to make it
all go over right. Conceding the success of the
endeavors in the direction of divertisement, what
is the effect on the whole social life of the com
munity? This question is not so readily an
swered, yet reflection is apt to lead to the con
clusion that it is for good. Knowledge of the
presence of those who have trained themselves
in one or another of many ways, who have at
tained accomplishments and developed gifts is
encouraging, for it advises all that Omaha pos
sesses assets that are not ponderable as bank
accounts. These intangibles, if they may be so
designated, are components of the cultural life
of the community, and mark the distinction we
deserve for not having devoted all our efforts
and time to the sordid things of life. Omaha
is growing spiritually and mentally as well as
materially, and is a good place to live, because
its people prize things for beauty as well as for
use, and so exhibit the appreciation of a well
balanced existence.
Civil Service Danger
Compulsory Appointment May Be
Bad or Worn Than Spoils System,
(From the Boston Transcript)
A committee of the National Civil Service
Reform league hat again brought forward a
proposal ht h periodically, for many years, hat
been much di.cun.rd by both the unofficial advo
cate and tht official administrators of the merit
system, and which i one of the moat difficult to
dispose of among all that have ever ben raised
in connection with the civil service. The com
mittee it that on the appointment of presidential
postmasters, of which Hon, William Dudley
r'oulkr, acting president of the league, ia chair
man, and its proposal is that the appointment of
the person standing higheat on an eligible li.t
khatl compultorily he appointed, instead of the
appointment bring made from among the high
cat three, at the option of the appointing officer.
1 1 is urged in behalf of this proposal that
If competitive examinations show the compara
tive fitness of candidates, then the one who stands
highest miia! he the fittest, and should therefore
be appointed; that to rmit the selection to be
made from among the three is to permit the ele
ment of political preference to enters, and that
if the choice is made from the first three, the
candidate at the head of the list may never be
appointed, since every time he and two others
are certified to the appointing officer, one of those
below him may be selected, and he be left.
On the other hand, it is urged that a certain
discretion ought to be left to the appointing of
ficer, becaute there are often certain personal
qualifications which can not be determined or ex
pressed in the results of a competitive examina
tion, which might make the second or third man
really more fit for the place than the one who
had the highest technical marks. Men who have
performed the duties of civil service commission
ers, for the nation or for the Kate or city, know
this to be the case, and for that reason have gen
erally been inclined toward retention of the pres
ent system of a choice from three.
The present proposal would seem to require,
then, that congress shall by law vest the ap
pointment of inferior officers in the civil service
commission. But then the i question arises
whether that would be constitutional The con
stitution gives congress the power thus to vest
appointments in "the courts of law or the- heads
of departments." But the civil service commis
sion is neither a court of law nor a head of a
department of government. It is thus quite con
ceivable that another amendment to the consti
tution would be necessary for the carrying out
of the proposal. And with all possible sympathy
with and faith in the merit system and the sys
tem of competitive examinations, it may well be
doubted whether so radical a change of our
scheme of government would be desirable. To
invest the civil service commission with the power
of appointment of all inferior officers would be
to make of it an extraordinary and most por
ttntout administrative hierarchy, the powers of
which would be in danger of grave abuse. At
present candidates for appointment have to pass
the scrutiny of both the civil service commission
and an entirely .separate and independent ap
pointing officer, who will be responsible and
authoritative head under whom' they will work.
Under the proposed system there would be no
tuch dual scrutiny, with its wholesome checks
and balances, but there would be left one sole
appointing power, and it would have nothing
whatever to do with the work of its appointees
after they were commissioned.
The best .friends of the civil service system
will give the matter very careful consideration
before they commit themselves to so radical a
change.
Now President's Golf
President Harding, having duly applied and
been accepted for membership in the Washing
Ion Newspaper Golf club, must by his own hand
lay bare his record as a golf player. In a letter
to James D. Preston, superintendent of the sen
ate press gallery, Mr. Harding today applied for
membership in the organization, composed of
Washington newspaper men, as the publisher of
the Marion (O.) Star. Stating his address for
three years would- be the White House, he sub
mitted his dues for that period.
"I shall hope to be able to show some of the
younger fellows how to make a good score," the
president said in his letter. Before entering the
tournament this summer Mr. Harding, under the
rules, must submit answers to a questionnaire
on his high and low scores and on what courses
they were made. On the basis of his answers
his rating as a golf player will be determined for
the tournament.
Apparently Mr. Harding will have to stretch
his memory on some points. Following the state
ment in the application, "I am at present a mem
ber of the following named golf or country
clubs," the president inscribed, "Probably all of
them." Philadelphia Ledger.
Age of Discretion
People of mature years, not old people, un
derstand, but simply people out of the first flush
of foolish youth, do occasionally get their inn
ings. To be sure they sometimes read in the
public prints about "an old lady of 55;" which,
though admittedly and evidently absurd, is nev
ertheless disturbing to the morals. And once
in a while there is a manifestly erroneous head
line about the death of an old man who turns out
to be a person just in his prime; 62, say.
But, as we started to say, there is balm in
Gilead. Pictures. Pictures of Mr. A. J. Balfour,
no Sir Arthur, no Earl Balfour, are now in cir
culation, showing him in an active game of tennis
at Cannes. Tennis, , as everyone knows, is a
game for youngsters. No elderly person can
cover a court. This gay young dog, shown
chasing a ball with a racket, is 74.
. "The days of our age are three score years
and ten . . ." Hush I That was long ago.
We are doing much better than they did in the
time of Moses. When we reach 70 we are only
at years of discretion. Ask Earl Balfour. Kan
sas City Star.
Baseball Is Our Owa
So far as we have been able to determine,
baseball is the only thing of prime importance
which the Chinese do not claim to have invented.
They will tell you in China that football was
played in that country some centuries before the
Christian era.
It may be that baseball is a development of
the English game of rounders, if that is what
they call it, but it is so changed that even our
English cousins, who, like John Chinaman, are
fond of claiming priority in discovery and in in
vention, are not at all forward in declaring that
baseball is their own. We have, therefore, one
"big thing" which neither Britons nor Chinamen
played at, or made use of, before America was
discovered.
The Chinese may have been the first, as they
say they were, to make gunpowder, to fly kites,
to print from movable type, to practice proper
surgery, to master astronomy and do a hundred
and one other things which other nations think
they did first, but we can forgive all of this
claiming presumption if John, whether John
Chinaman or John Bull, will keep out of the base
ball court of claims. Chicago Post.
Nebraska has only one democrat in congress,
and he does not spend a lot of his time there.
First National Bank in Danger.
Rolled stockings may not have had much
effect upon the finances of the country, but they
have compelled many of the wearers to change
the place of doing their banking. Portland Ex
press. Modern Both Ways. '
Albanian women are discarding trousers to
become modern, and American women, for the
same reason, are cutting them on. St. Louis
Post-Disoatcr
How to Keep Well
By ML W. A. EVANS
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Taa SW,
Caarnekli Ittt
HOW ARB YOUR FEET?
Th Lena aland Colin hoptal
la nttiii Into iha foot gam.
Hera ia what thy aav In a
mihlel, praaurnably printed for
graiuliuu diMributlon:
Heller Hliofa.
Hur lloalih,
Do You Know?
rtamalning three pasrs: Pou You
Know
That your Vmt gammy railed
4.(00,000 tnn and I.OUO.000 wottivn
Into th aarvlce who had baan wear
ing all kind of hoa and had all
kinds of ft, and that SS per cant
had a definite foot trouble due to
Improper ahoa?
That thla SS per rent would have
had battar fret had they worn a
pmnr iyt of ahoa from Infancy
That SS per cent of our ehlldran
at th arhonl as have tlff feet due
to Improper ahora?
That you almulJ not teach chil
dren to walk with their toea turned
out?
That thla rnnttant walking with
th feat turned out la the brclnnlng
of weak feet which leadi to flat
foot T
That children ahould not wear
corset ahoea or shoe that brace up
th aid?
That this type of ahoa aptlnta the
foot to th lair and reatrlcta muaeu
lar motion at the ankle Joint, and
that thl motion ia Important to the
bealnnlna: of the walking period of
children?
That corn, rallouaaa, bunion. In
growing toenail and arch troubles
ar due to Improper typee of ahoea
and stocking?
That ther la no auch thing aa a
root to a corn, callou or bunion?
That abort .or pointed, ahoea are
Injurioua to th feet?
That th barefoot race never
knew of any foot trouble in any
form?
That a proper type of ahoe ahould
b low at the heel, broad at the toe,
straight on th Inside line and flex
ible at the foot?
That the three beat medicine for
th feet ar cleanliness, proper type
of ahoe and proper clocking? i
DAILY FOOT EXERCISES.
Walk with the feet atralght ahead
th heels and the great toe touch
ing the line.
Sitting with the fet parallel and
apart, raise Inner border of the feet
20 time. -
With the toes protruding over the
edge of a thick book in the plgeon
to position, turn toe under 20
times.
Place one foot over other knee.
Turn foot upward and then down
ward 20 times. Repeat with other
foot
Standing, place both teet In the
pigeon-toe position, the heels five
inches apart. Roll the feet over on
the outer border 20 times.
Walk about the room, with the
shoes off, the heels on the ground
and the toes protruding upward for
five minutes dally.
Don't soak the feet In water.
Wash them.
Harm From Steam Slight.
S. I writes: "1. Is bathing In. a
bathroom which is heated by a kero
sene stove harmful to a person who
has tuberculosis? There Is such a
cloud of steam or vapor from the
water when the bath is being taken
that I rearea Dreaming aucn mom
air might not be beat for one with
lung trouble,"
REPLY. v
1. I scarcely think eo. The ex
posure is very short. .
Pack the "Snufflers" Home.
Mrs. D. W. writes: "1. We have
a rural school with 116 pupils In
four rooms. Every year we have
many cases of certain disorders
tonsolltis. adenoids, mumps, bad
catarrhal colds, etc. In Inclement
weather the children have no recre
ation accommodationa except a small
basement, which contains the lava
tories and hot water boilers. Most
of the children have to bring their
lunches. . ,.,
"Could such disorders as tonsllitis
and adenoids be traced to unsanitary
conditions at school, and what pre
cautions can we use to prevent It?
"2. What is your idea of circum
cision? Does It affect the health of
a boy? When Is it necessary (If at
all) ? vHss it any merit besides being
an ancient religious rite?"
. REPLY. "
1. Yes. The remedy consists in
better ventilation, more outside air
at recess periods and better school
Inspection. Children with colds and
sore throats should be sent home
tor a short period. 2. Seldom is it
necessary or advisable.
Yes, Ma'am, That's Their Start.
Mrs. J. B. W. write: "I am a
mother with a baby 27 months old.
I still nurse her. Does It do any
harm?
"I have tried to wean her many
times, but have failed. She Is a very
fat baby and very big for her age.
"She Is always pale. She Is also
Inclined to be nervous. I give her
all other kinds of food besides the
breast." -
REPLY. ' ''
Wean her at once. -If
you let her boss you now she
will do It until she marries. - after
which she will give her husband
.She needs more vegetables and
meat, than she Is getting. ,
MOTHER'S DAY.
. , Br BELMA GORDON.
Oh, Mother1 Day. that (torloua day!
Where woman relsna supreme.
Come forth, ya aona and aausntere ail.
Straw gladneaa on her lonely way.
Here In thte lovely month of May
Let each all thouthu unfurl.
Memorial to the sreateat pearl
Who la ha.tenlnf down life'a way.
We hope ahe'll oft see many a day
Aa thla In each aueceedln year.
May her eye each day be free from teare
And our devotion to her happlnaea
J convey.
Now while we reverence thla fcleieed hour
With Joy and with teare for pome.
Strew her srav with flowera and In the
Let every aentlment be aald with
flowera.
The Love of a Mother.
BT GLADYS FIRKINS.
When God In HI wtedom created thla
earth.
He mad no thlr.s faultleaa, but one.
For if life were one thornleaa pathway.
Our race had already been won.
But one thing he needa muat make
perfect.
To help ua thla Ufa to endure
And that waa the love of mother.
So perfect and prlceleaa and pur.
Let those who poaaea thla great treasure.
Which growa richer with each paaaing
year,
Count themaelvea undeaervedly happy.
And remember to chert.h It dear.
For there'a no one on earth but a mother
Tou will find aa life'a le.ion. you learn
Who will love yon and aacrifice for you .
With never a thought of return.
O, aurely the faireat of manaiona in
heaven
Will lovlnglv be aet apart
For K" one who on earth lived ao near
like the Maater--l
Zh Mother of Unselfish Heart, :
Nebraska Notions
Clay Center Bust gome of the eld
fashioned editors ef the tte are
hollarin' beraua their trerk team
parade through their sireeia In roe
lume which show ihelr lags. '8 t
thi agitation will keep up until our
Just arriving manhood will have to
go Into the court or th halls of
oonareaa and demand MUal right
with tlirlr iira.
Fremont Trlbun; If th girls of
rremont ahould dupt the Uie.t
atyl of having their names worked
In th hac k of their ho It la a ear
gueaa that moat men of th town
would know th nam ef nearly
very girl.
Koarnay Hub: The Ilaatlnga
Chamber of Commerce be t a
mark fr (0.000 population for that
rliy within 10 year, whlc-h ought to
be eaaily poaaibl. Indeed, the three
chief on lea of central Nebraska
tlrand Inland. Ilaatlnga and Kearney
ahould b able to ahow that per
centage of gain In that lima, with
an era of new pros reaa and deevlop.
mailt that la now opening o auaplcl
ouily. Blue Valley Iliad: All th maga
sine are dtaeuaslng tha "flapper,"
th pert girl, th girl of th lata (or
rather early In the morning) hour
who alms t live Independent of har
parent. Prloats and paatora ar
hurling word of disapproval at her
now but wait: she will Improve aa
she grows older.
Kalrbury News: llannrr rounty,
Nebraska, has not had a dlvon-e
case In court for over four yeara. It
certainly Is entitled to Its name.
Kearney Hub: A Cksn Ufa Week,
to embrace an antl-ciicaret ftunday,
Is tha Uiteat. If the gait for "week"
thl and "week" that is kept up
we'll soon be running short of a suf
ficient number of weeka In th year.
Pierce County Call: After we have
celebrated all kind of week and
days, It might be a good Idea to have
a work week.
Blair IMlot: The modern girl. If
she thinks ahe has a beautiful back,
Just grlna and bears It
Falrbury News: "How much
should I tell my daughter?" asks a
considerate mother who ia worried
over family problems. Not a thing,
madam; she probably knows more
than you do.
Keith County Newa (Ogallala):
We will have a better community
when people get to talking to each
other, instead of about each other.
Norfolk News: After reading one of
Conan Doyle's psychic lectures one
expects Sherlock Holmes to emerge,
light his pipe. Inject a "shot" of dope
and explain to Dr. Watson's dense
mind what it's all about
Bayard Transcript: People whoae
conversation is mostly slang, who
pick up and use constantly phrases
and expressions of others, or who
have a few set expressions In their
communications, are quite commonly
said to have a small vocabulary.
The popular conversationalist, the
one who will be always correct be
cause neVer conspicuous In form of
language, will be the one who copies
only from Noah Webster, who speaks
only orthodox English and leaves
slang to those who are unaoie to
speak the English language.
Spaulding Enterprise: We are get
ting back to old times, for a front
page on the newspaper has the same
old tarirr headlines that we were
familiar with 40 years ago. and the
same speeches are being brought out
Vf OTOR, fish, golf, camp ia the!
AV1wooda -or along the motor trail I
or atop in Dig city noteij you re cioea to
nature or civilization al you pleeae.
Cornel By motor, rail or boat esk yoor
local ticket agent about reduced summer
rate, Write lor information aad literature.
Tea Thousand Lakes oi Mumesota Asaa-
1 tee Eatt tth Stmt St. PanL Minn
Win yom writ. indicaU kind of information"
Utmts oeaaral vacation., canoe Trip
ranaanent summer noma site.
laintfilll -ASM modern hotel
' a a aW Kaaela
ejIV g KMm ejTO" iwui wise
(MtBoiol lUd Book la tvwr Pullman cw)
. . l k.k ataaajtffllala
SJaTtaVDIlID 7 OUT miuuowutat vvuaau '-' a
ten here for mau. leleframa, laundry, at
Write tor booklet.: adorM.
The Salat Paul Hotel, Salat Paul, Mama.
Come to th. Mlnnewatk. ,11 -modem Summer Hotel
for your vacMion. Fine Black Bu. and Pike Flili
Ins. Oolf. Tennlt, Boatini and Bwimmtni. Co
excelled eulslne. home cooklnr. Baby Beef, Ftoh
and Game In aeaion. Mi.Mwadia Health Rmrt,
ansa.
Ctark's Cruise by C. P. R. Steaeaera
CLARK'S 3rd CRUISE, JAN. Z3, 1923
ROUND THE WORLD
By the gp.al.Hy CbattareS 8 agar CM
a.. "Empr of franca" tarsal i
A SearlaS aalao for the whole aria.
New York, Peats, ia Fried mo
rare. 14 day la Jaaaa, Caiaa, Maeil
tefapore, BaraaL Optica at 1
tSL Civlo. Tim la Caka.
Havre. Soathaaptaoi (ale ever. I
Ry. to Maatraai aad New York.
4MOKTHS,$l,000adop
helaalal Hotel a, Drive., Qaldaa. Fee, ate,
CLARK'S 19th CRUISE, FEB. 3, 1923
MEDITERRANEAN
By SneiaHy Chartered, foaujtaeae S. S.
"BMPKR&S ef SCOTLAND" oil aaraar. SM80
(rot. toaei 68 DATS CauiSB, S60S sod p 1 19 day
ia Bfrpt and Paleotinat Spain, Italy. Or.au. ate.
Btntora Paaaiea Play Tear, SMS as.
FRANK C. CLARK, Tinea BniMreg. New York
Peters Trust Co.
FRANK'S
MEDITERRANEAN
Crula oa Luxe, February 6
by Specially Chartered New
Cunard SS "Scythia"
Turbine Oil-Burner, 21.500 tone.
S montha, $aOO and up, include abora
cxcuraleaa and all expenaaa
Egypt, Holy Land, Conatanti
nopla, Greece, Italy, Spain, ate.
Frank Tourist Co.
Established 187S
489 Fifth Ave., New York
Or Our Local Agent
that have laia Ml tor may maona
And. boatdoa. tha eouihor eVnterrai
r lining up with le Wruf rpu.
Ili-ana e annie hina. eaparlatly
where a MUtharn poluu-ia depend
a hi tre4 and butter (rent a eot
ton crop,
rort Calhoun ChrenMet The tl
of Nebraak reuUn'l put arrive a
I -rent gaaulin us, but lh tl earn
uaniea llll4 aver en of twice that
amount Ihia week-end wa haven I
noticed any diminution in in num
ber of gaa rharlota, ruber.
V.I.,..Li r-ltw I'reaa! Th rVBU
law requirement ef puMlrailon ef
Hat ef stotskholdar la foreign ror-
poratioa doing auainea la
U nut Mag tniwrlir- l"r "
tuaa ef nil eewpaale. fr Inatanje.
huh MWed .Itrbul4"
era, bev nut ft furniehed thir
liei fur punli approval. '"
huh ( rated in thl rn.wuii
h.v ne ll . Me. Ihpe the
h gan proa.
tulion Heglatart Th Kuepartl.
an ar eut f the run"'"
break, but th third
ironing nlaT fairly ll. "
only a a"""" ,lm K 1
alow d.. t a lb a4 ' .
There nvr "r rt
viiher th ponpnrtiaen er prearee-iv,
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Phone JAckgon 4231 or MArket 0900
For your convenience Jetter Beverages are
bottled in splits. Just a refreshing glass
full to each bottle.
The Following: Beverages Are Manufactured
Under Jettera Name Which Has Stood
for Quality for 85 Years.
Chocolate Mini Lemon Soda Cherry
CingcrAle Strawberry Orange
Raspberry Root Beer Old Age ( dark)
Creenadc Crape Expert (light)
Cream Cider
Tot yam hccdthtTiilw?
astnrasa
Ask for Jetter's at the Soda
Fountain and Soft Drink Standi
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Jetter Beverige company
35 Years in Vmaha 41
6002-16 South 30th Street
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Thi. Is the Last Day
Of Welch' Bargain week.
Coffee, Ten or Milk FREE
with every Se order of
' Burn' What-Ton Bread
ALL SIX RESTAURANTS
Has Proved a Big
Success
Juat a few of the many good point.
It is light and pretty, ha. low heela,
foot-form sole, fita high or low
arch foot, uaed for atreet, house or
dancing. Wa can fit any foot.
In Patent Colt. W. . . .87.00
White, Black er Brown '
Kid ...95 86
Whit Buckskin 87.00
. Cray Suede ....... .7.00
Send M. O. or we'll seed C. O. D.
BURNS
SHORT VAMP SHOES
525 South Broadway
Los Angls, Cal.
This Is the Last Day
Of Welch' Bargain week.
Coffee, Ten or Milk FREE
with every 5c . order 'of
Burns' Wheat-Tone Breed. .
ALL SIX RESTAURANTS
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