lis THE GUMPs-.-kjj GOOD ADVICE FROM A GOOD LAWYER Drawn for The Bee by Sidney Smith Daffodils Imprisoned tunthine in llic greening '. . Th tnitlr of April at the raied that yj The imdy llowert that thrill with juy and liiilit, And, be it thine or shower, are ANVKHTiaKMitrr. USE SULPHUR TO HEAL YOUR SKIN mau'T Its tw A MURKS TO I u- OiuivflE - Lest MOT MkD - UtlL- IT t60K TO MC At tHoXiU Irtt? YOV tltt OvgM- fAW Mo ATUWTtXM TO . OC W IT Hoi tMt OCCASION YO COOK AT TH JvtO t)T OM A, tMIll-WD Utf, 1aCTtCt TWY fOVrUiHT CtK h ONCH tlCHT. Cut Vl OOHt M1 TO Bl TOO CWANCC TO CWtCT TWI QvWIOW CUf lOWt. WOVJ YOU CCsAt fttW0INU tMlUMd tAUT TOO Broken Out Skin and Itching Eciema UTTL VYrUVX WW TOV GIT wont. llTCKl 1HW VltftOfc 0 tSYtMOWS VOM'T SHOW lieiuea uvtr mink tor untighily lin cruptloiii, rah or blotchc on far, nek arnii or lKdy, you do not have lo ail for re. hef from torture, or embarranment, drrUree a iimrd akin epecialitL Ap ply a little Mentho-Sulphur and im pr.neinrnt ho nmt day. It re a u e of it grrtU'dcktroylng inoprrtirt, notliing hai ever been found to lake the place of Ihit tuN phur ptrparatioii. Ih. moment you aitIy it healing lirgma. Only thoaa who have had untiplitly Virt troublea can know the drlight thi Menthc Sulphur bring. Kven fiery, itching; errrma if dried right up. Oct a miall jar from any good druuttut and ue it hke cold cream. r r v - - - - 7 - - gU4 and gay. TOT VC A OtT NT Ot Eth yrr tiy rme, like MUi fT 0 MfcUCC VT JT AtT vt. lour n til bow, Tun.lorm the toddrn Uwn and Srurn drear. I (Koine Ihrin at friends, and lltantfiil rrv rrn itawit 7 "The daffodil and ipring are here, are hcrer -AtlX Tuonx South Side Club Luncheon. Ono hundred Hid IwrntV-five it crvaiiont have been made for the an mul luncheon of the bouth Umaiu Woman't club Saturday, I p. n., at the hontrnrtle hole). A tnuncil program will be given, followed by installation of new oniceri. THE LEC: OMAHA. SATUUUAY. APRU 1922. 'AM "Lrff3'JI Mil INI My Marriage Problems Adtt Carrltao't New phax of "Revelations of ?l Wife" (Coprigh j:: The Newa That Came From Dr. Pettit "The big oak on the winding road," I repeated mechanically after Lillian. And, indeed, I felt as if I were an automaton, and a run-dowu one at that. My mother-in-law's attack on what she had termed my "flirty foolish ness," followed by my self-arraign-inrnt before the bar of my Puritan conscience, had well-nigh exhausted rue mentally and physically. There was within me a distaste of the work Lillian was planning for me, a re pulsion against the part I was to play. It was a j-ole that ju my nor mal moments' would have filled me with adventurous joy, but the lest of living and working seemed to have departed from me. With her usual tact, Lillian saw this and managed the ensuing con versation so that I was able to .es cape any part of it. "And then young Mr. Chester took his departure, leaving Lillian and me facing each other on the garden bench. My friend eyed me keenly. Lillian's Prescription. Tit give you a prescription," the said, tightly. "Find the most absorb ing novel you can a rattling detec tive ttory by preference go to your room, get into something loose and read yourself to sleep. I'll stand guard to see that nothing happens to chceld or home while you are off watch, also I'll keep any .ravening wolves of mothers-in-law from com ing in and devouring you. Don't hesitate or hedge now. There's meth od in this. I'm selfish about it. I need you very much on your toes for the next few days, and just now you're about as resilient as a punc tured tire. So prithee get thee to the mental garage I'm recommend ing." I took her prescription, although I had grave doubts about being able to sleep. And indeed it was hours before I finally did close my eyes. I must have been more worn out than I thought, however, for when I next opened them it was the early dawn of another (jay. I had more ft s HQ sl4 OOCM fOOO PWOOOCTS COMMWr MACARONI with HAMBURGER Prepare one-half package of GOOCH'S -Best. Macaroni. Chop three onion and fry In butter; add one and one-half pounds of hamburger steak and cook one half hour. Mix meat and macaroni and add one quart of canned tomatoe with salt to taste. Let simmer for . one hour. Serve on plate. You may sub stitute GOOCH'SBEST SPAOHETTI fot maca roni if you with. I - The thrifty housewife wilt appreciate the economy of the recipe given at the left. Gooch't Best Macaroni is economical. Try it. As . for its goodness, let the family render the verdict. Write to Gooch Food Pro ducts Co., Lincoln, Neb., for free book of recipes. : ' ' . " . , ' yfto . ' ' " Gooch't Bm Flour . Gooch't Bert Puetk Flour Gooch't Bart Buekwhut Float Gooch't Bt Wluu HfW - Gooch't Bo SoKhcttl Gooch't But Erf NoodU , than "slept the clock round" and 1 felt , ai if I were a new woman, ready with equanimity to face any task Lillian might have for me. But to my surprise I think a little to Lillian's, also there wa no need for either of us to do anything save loaf and invite our soult for several days. Dr. 1'cttit reported that the man in the hospital was running a temperature and that he would permit no one to tee him for several days. This news practically eliminated Smith as an element of worry, for it was his expected meet ing with the wounded man which was the center of Lillian's interest. "At Last!" W'c made the most of our respite, with a wonderful restful and enjoy able camp in a little shack on Noyac bay, which we were able to obtain through the Ticcrs. The owners of it had gone back to the city, and for three days we Lillian, Katie, Ma rion, Junior and I slept on bunks in its screened interior at m'Kht, and all day rested upon the sand, roam ed the wpodsbr rowed upon the placid waters. We had salved our consciences to ward Mother Graham by leaving Mrs. Titer's daughter, Celia, with her, Celia, wno had been iu ter? ice in Southampton during our stay with her mother, had already found favor in my mother-in-law a tight by her quiet, deft ways, and I rath er suspected that Dicky's doughty parent was glad lo get tit all out ot the house its order to have Celia rearrange thing according to Moth er Graham's own liking. We had one memorable day of fishing when Mrs. Ticer, tightly cor seted and seemingly imprcrvious to fatigue and discomfort, rowed a heavy fishing boat to the beach in front of our shack and invited us to go with her to a spot in the bay where she assured us the bottle fish and kingfish were biting. Kvcn Junior, wild with delight, held a line with batted hook over the side in the two hours that fol lowed, and when, as I held tightly to his romper, he nulled up a small bottle-fish, Marions pride and joy unbounded. "Vour very first fish, darling!" she exclaimed, squeezing him ec statically. "Oh, isn't It a shame that Uncle Dicky couldn't have been here E 3 f SMake these delectable corn gems today Then write us if you've ever tasted anything more appe tizing and wholesome JUST TAKE J,' cup Corn Meal 1 cup Flour 3 level teaspoons Baking Powder U cup Kingsford'a 1 Egg teaspoon Salt 1 cup Buttermilk or plain Mtllc tablespoons Kara H teaspoon Soda If buttermilk It uttd 2 tablespoons Mazola Sift dry ingredients together. Add Karo and beaten egg to buttermilk and mix quickly with dry ingredients. Add the Mazola last. Bake in gem pans oiled with Mazola. This makes about eight gems. ' IT is not necessary to purchase both a bread and a pastry flour. By using cup of Kingsford's Corn , Starch to cup of any good flour the percentage of gluten is decreased and the starch content increased so that home prepared flour will make a lighter and finer grained cake. For delicious desserts, smoother grav ies, lighfer, flakier pastry, nothing equals Kingsford's Corn Starch. osw!? v at.JtMUltM! 111 M!i I FREE: Atk your grocer or write Corn Products Sales Co., 8th and Jackson Stt., Omaha, Neb., for beau' tilul folder of the new Kingtford Corn Starch recipes. YOUR LAST CHANCE To buy our regular lOo cut of delieiout KAISIN PIE for Be it today. Thia offer food WEEK V0F 'APRIL 34 to 2 ONLY All 6 WELCH Restaurants ' AI1VEKTISEMEST. PAINS SO BAD WOULD GOTOBED Two Women Tell How Lydia L Kaklum's Vegetable Compound . Stopped Their Suffering Iron Mountain. Mich. "I had ter rible paina every month and at times lnaatogoconeaon accountot tbem. 1 saw your adver tisement and took Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound with very gooa results, lean work all day long now at my sick time. You may use these facUaa a testimo nial and I am recommending the Vegetable Com pound to my friends." Mrs. A. H. Garland, 213 E. Brown St, Iron Mountain, Michigan. Xenia, Ohio. "Every month I had such pains in my back and lower part of my abdomen that I could not lie quietly in bed. I suffered for about ' five years that way and I was not reg ular either. I read an advertisement of what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound had done for other women, so I decided to try it. Itsurely has helped me a lot, as I have no pains now and am regular and feeling fine." Mrs. Mary Dale, Route 7, Xenia, Ohio. If you suffer as did Mrs. Garland or Mrs. Dale, you should give this well known medicine a thorough trial. iiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiim if m km loir f ACudahy Product i J!-1'- Dtiritan- II lat I: irwfe)itf Hams VAHEN your dealer V hears the familiar name Puri tan he knows you are ordering ham a bit better than you thought ham could -be. Try it and see if he and we are right. THE CUDAHY PACKING COMPANY (or hit (irtt fish!" the added loy ally. "I don't think iccond timet arc ever at good at (irtt, do you, Auntie Madge?" "No, dear. I don't." I returned promptly, a shade too prompt!)', 1 think, to deceive Lillian, tor 1 caught a swift, quickly-averted glance from her sympathetic eyes which told me that she comprehended my bewild ered resentment toward my hus band's trip to the city. Not his hoy's first likhing triumph, but Edith Fairfax's smiles were oc cupying his attention I said to my self bitterly, a-id the barbed little thought ellectually spoiled t rest of our last day's camping ir me and stayed with me through the buttle of our return. Fortunately, however, I was given no time to indulge my morbid fan cict, for the cause of our coming back was a message from Dr. 1'ct tit, brought to ut by Jerry who wat waiting at Hit cottagr when we returned with our really itniMual catch of fish. Lillian read it and paed it to me. "At !at!" the taid tensely. Wt CUaa Uobeltloret? rwvilttra Call AT OMS DRESHER BROTHERS Pytrt, CUaaert, Halttrt, Furri.il Tailors and Ruf CUaatrs UIT FarMss Street YOUR LAST CHANCE To buy our regular IS tut , ( d.Hrlout RAISIN FIB for I. today. Thit offer goed WEEK OP APRIL M to It ONLY . All 6 WELCH Restaurants mi AT w FAIRMONTS, 1 Milk , For Infinti & hralida NO COOKING The "Food-Drink" for All Ages. Quick Lunch atHome.Ofnce.and Fountains. Ask for HOKUCKS. wAtoU Imitations t Substitute HOME GROWN GRAPES LAST CALL FEW 100 LEFT 2-year, 15c each, $1.50 doz., $10.00 per 100 Best Stock. Apples. 5 to 6. feet, 40c i Pears, 5 to 6 feet, 50e Fine assortment of Nursery Stock. See us before you bay. Gate City Nursery 24C3 No. 52d Straet WAlnut 2945 3 Blocks South of Krug Park We Deliver to Any Part of the City Phone Douglas 3940 We Uij Comparison of These Dominant Values OUR FRUIT AND VEGETABLE DEPARTMENT THE TALK OP OMAHA. -i Finest Quality at Lowest Prices Home Grown Spinach, per peck .....25t Home Grown Asparagus, 3 bunches for S5t Radishes, large bunches, 4 for 15t Home Grown Rhubarb, largo bunches, 6 for 25 New Potatoes, large, per lb. 10c New Potatoes, small, 3 lbs. for 25c Cncumbers, large size 10t Head Lettuce, salad heads 7t 10t? Choice Ripe Strawberries, pints, 2 for 35e Choice Ripe Strawberries, quarts 30c Extra Fancy Large Juicy Lemons, per dozen 3V English Walnuts, S lbs. for 45 Choice Ripe Pineapples, each 30 QUALITY GROCERIES UNDERPRICED ; Snnklst or Bine Bell Floor, 48.1b. sack for SI. 98 Macaroni or Spa ghetti, 2 , pkjs. for ........ IS Big Foor Soap, special, 10 bars for ...48e Fearl White Soap, 10 bars for ................ ..;.......37 Ivory Soap, 6 bars for .....43 Crystal White Soap, 10 bars for 53 (i nar treme uii soap t ree.) Sambo Pancake Flour, 2 pkgs. for . Borden's Milk, tall cans, 6 cans for No. l Canned Fruits, 3 cans for 1-lb. Oval Cans Sardines, 2 cans . rnp firnnnlated Sugar, 5 lbs. ... ...... 150 57 ......44t 25 29 BUTTER AND EGG SPECIALS Wisconsin Cream Brick Cheese, per lb.. Choice Country Ratter for Table Use, per lb. . . . . . Eagle Camembert Cheese, finest quality, per box Swiss Gruyere Clieese, per box Finest Imported Swiss Cheese, per lb. ............. TEA, COFFEE, SPICES ...19 .33 .-.50 ...80 m-89 An kola Coffee, none', better, ' 3M lbs. for ..1.15' Household Coffee, 3 lbs. 88 Sun Dried Japan Tea, b. 47e ' Walter Baker's Chocolate, l-1b. pkg-. for .32c) Best Quality Bulk Cocoa, 3 lbs. for 25t) Bakery Products Tuti Fruti Cake, ..70 Qrange Loaf Cake, - each ,.30t? ; Take home a pan of Pecan ; Kolls, per pan . . . .25 Cigars Just Inside the Door Girards, 10c value, 3 for only . 50 for ..... 25 $3.50 CRACKER DEPARTMENT , Iten 's New Dinner Bell Cookies, per lb. 20 BIG MEAT SPECIALS SATURDAY Fresh Dressed Young Roasting Chickens, per lb 22y2 Young Veal Roast, spe cially priced Saturday, per lb. ..........15 Choice Steer Pot Roast, per lb. 10 Best Cut Shoulder or Chuck Roast, per lb. ........ 13 Native Steer Rib Roast, per lb. . . . . ... ......... . .19 Lean Pork Loin Roast,' per lb. 19 Fresh Cut Hamburger, two pounds for 25 Morrell's Lean Bacon, half or whole strip, per lb. 27 Dold's Niagara Hams, half or whole; per lb 33 f in siikss cream -Honey Fruit Special It's Good For You Ready for you now at good soda fountains as you like it. Stnred daintily or in pint or quart packages or in bulk. Just think! Ice Cream rich with Honey and Fruit You'll enjoy it at lunch, dinner or supper. Fine for parties, too. It pays lo be particular about leg cream bo sura you tt the nuiM Fairmont's Delicia. 12 jrer ' ''CrT 'iV,,.,ivsV,.,''.-'"t'fN "'5rtJ Open Saturday Evenings Until 9 O'clock 18141618 Farnam Street Free Dellerle f PhOnC At. ", Oraera to All Part. 7AO LlfJa of the Cllr. 460o vin The Climax in Value Giving Prevails at the Food Center Saturday Morning Specials 8 to 1:30 O'clock Best Fresh Strawberries, Box ........15 Large Juicy Lemons, Dozen 27 100 lbs. Pure Cane Sugar, for .....$6.25 Tuxedo Smoking To bacco, glass jar, spe-' cial for ..,.....$1.19 California Hams 13H No. 1 Morris Supreme Bacon for 25 No. 1 Lamb Stew 3 FcMoMtWrll Thomsen's Dairy Maid Creamery Butter Every Lb. Guaranteed 38c SATURDAY MEAT SPECIALS Pig Pork Boast 14 Pig rork Loins...... 18H Tonng Boasting: Chickens for 22 Pore rendered lard, 12 Steer Pot Boast Steer Bib Boil Steer Bib Boast, Rolled and Boned. Steer Shoulder Steak... Steer Sirloin Steak No, 1 Tonne Teal Boast No. 1 Tonng Teal Breast. . . . Fresh spare Ribs. Sngar Cured Bacon Extra Lean Breakfast Bacon Cndahy's Puritan and Dold's Niagara Hams. Codaby's Puritan and Dold's Niagara Bacon. No. 1 Skinned Hams 10 :4 .22 14 22 15 ............ ,... :;::'.::::::::iJi ...... .27 33 ....33 ......28 Ortman's Bakery Products Tottl FrniU Cake, special 70 Orange Loaf Cake, 30 each. Take borne a pan of Pecan Rolls, special .-.-25 Cigars . Just Inside the Door Girard 10c value, three for; 25 50 for $3.50. UNDERSELLING GROCERY SPECIALS 48-lb. sack Gooch't Best Flour for Tall can Carnation or Pet Milk, per can ...i,".,!.." Extra Fancy Sugar Corn, can 12W. dot. Full No. Scan hand packed Solid Tomatoes. .10), dox, Larg-e Jars Windmill Fancy Queen Ollveg, Jar Long Shred Cocoanut, per lb. , 22-ox. Windmill Pure. Food Assorted Preserves Imported Norwegian Sardines, in pure olive oil, 80e value. l-oz. can Calumet Baking Powder for , 40 to EO Idaho Prunes, per lb. , With every purchase of 10 bars of Crystal White Soap at bar Creme Oil Soap FREE. 10 lbs Best Granulated Sugar for . .....i...,'.. Food Center Special Coffee, 3 lbs. for , Breakfast Cup Coffee, 3 lbs. for 4-lb. boxes Premium Soda Crackers for 1.94 ...8Ut 1.35 2.09 ...89t ...28 22 at. 14 ..28 17H 58. 1 ...58 ...98 ...88 ...58 Fruits and Vegetables New potatoes, 4 lbs...... 25 Home grown asparagus, 5 Hot house leaf lettuce, 5 Hot house tomatoes, lb.. .25 Fresh green beans, lb.... 25 Cooking apple 4 lbs.. . -25 Dairy Products Country creamery, 1-pound Prints 37s Danish Pioneer butter. -40 Fancy Creamery, tub butter, per lb 36 Rexnut Butterine 2)tf Peanut Butter 15 Fancy Wisconsin full cream cheese 22 New lork white, two years old, per lb. 40 Danish Imported Roquefort, Per lb. 30 KBRfiS T1IEAI The New Whole Wheat Breakfast Food Biui Gump aud Mrs. Zander are