10-B
THE r.EE: OMAHA. SUNDAY. MARCH M. 1925.
TheOmahaBee
MORNLN'G-EVEMNG-SUNDAY.
tub tee pt Bi.isHisa rotirAxr
MIAiN H. I riUKC. NMukn
B. OKtM t-ll, LaneraJ Nuiih
MCMBtR Of THE AVsOCUTlO fiUS
Tk AmI11 Pm W vftirk Yu la la a U I
anuu4 u ib u t ra..,hu. eiiu tf sit mi .iu
Tk4 Oatae. e It a BMafcar af u au4: BvNea, ef Cuea
ItlUu, Us rarataia tutamif as etewltiwa. (u4itt.
Tie act circiilatioa ef The Omsk Bea
lor February, 1922
Daily A vera g 71..W
Sunday Average ..78.325
THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY
. BREWCK. Onnil M.-r
LLMEft a. HOOD. Circulate Maaeaor
laera te ana' aubecribe4 before m lb It tm4 4r (
Mane, 122
(Seat) W. H. QUIVtV, N.lary fuMta
BEE TELCrHONM
Private Dranrh Erhanf, A for the
Isarttnnl or I'arann Wanted, lor AT "tie
Night (alia Aft-r It P. M l rditoriel JOOO
Departi.tnt, AT Unln Hit ft 1043.
OFFICES
Main Offira 17th and Farnaie
Ce. Blufft It Bfott bU Boulh Isldt 4 nit 8. t4th St.
Nt Yorkt-Sif Fifth Avt.
Wt.klBf ton-UlI C. 81. ChlrafO 17J $tr Bldf.
i'arlt. Franc tit But fit. Mesne
Long Life or Busy One?
Discussion is rife at to why man doc not
l:e at least a century, or perhaps longer. Health
tules arc laid down, regimen scheduled, and
formulas prepared, each presuming to guarantee
longevity, tut none of tliem takes note of other
than the mere physical nature of man. His real
.life is not considered. Metchuikof was attracted
by a group of men he discovered in a mountain
iastness in eastern Russia. They readily at
tained what is looked upon as ripe old age, most
of them centenarians. Inquiry developed that
termented mares milk was the chief of their diet,
and the "bacillus Bulgariis" was introduced to
the world. It did not, however, bring with it
the surcease from decay to w hich civilized man
is subject.
Now students are well advised that some
thing else is involved. The old men who came
to such length of years led lives as placid as that
;of a kindly cow. The activity of the world
'touched them not; its turmoil and disturbances
r.ever penetrated their quiet retreat, and so they
went on, one day after another, existence a suc
cession of rising, partaking of fermented marc's
r milk at intervals, and retiring. If one can think
of anything drearier, or less to be desired, than
a century of life passed under such conditions,
his imagination is stirred by something more
potent than koumiss.
Alexander Stephens was wheeled daily into
the senate of the United States, a helpless in
valid, and yet he served his country well, be
cause his wonderful intellect was superior to any
bodily weakness. One day of Stephens' life was
worth more to humanity than the hundred or
more years of insipid inactivity of the aged men
the great scientist found in the mountains.
Those who are bringing back from the spirit
world prescriptions for long life should get onto
another tack, and secure advice as to how to live
rsefully and well. The man who has a rest
in life, who does the work that comes to his
hand, who can enjoy his hours of toil as much
as he does those of his leisure, is the only one
who really is living. And, if he drives himself
to exhaustion In less than half his alloted span, of
succeeds in living out his three-score and ten
years, yet his measure is in what he has done
for the world and not how much he has accumu
lated for himself.
Not enjoyment, and not sorrow
js our aesunea ena ana way,
But to act that each tomorrow
Find us further than today.
And to quote from Francois Villon, in Mc
Carthy's play, "An end is an end,' whether it
cometh on the winged heels of a week, or the
dull crutch of a century." To live is not to
linger here many days, but to do something to
justify having been here at all.
. A Definition Sorely Needed.
What is a "flapper?"
By some the term is used to designate a state
of dress, a prime symptom being shortness of
skirt. By some it is used to describe a state of
mind, chiefly evidenced by a lack of serious
thought. By still others it is a term applied to
any young girl of IS to 18 years of age.
, People who speak of "flappers" and a great
many of them do, with reference to a great many
of their fellow human beings appear to be in
pgrcement upon just two things: The word ap
plies to women, not to men; it implies brevity
always, though sometimes brevity of dress, some
times of brains, sometimes of age. Meaning so
many things to different people, it means very
little. " Its application to any particular individual
by any other individual may carry an impression
about that person quite at variance with the
actual thought which seeks expression. Its
use generically as, for instance, by Margot
Asquith may mean anything, or nothing, de
pending on how Mrs. Asquith defines "flapper."
; All of which is preliminary to a declaration
of one of the great needs of the day: A Web
ster of slang. We have dictionaries which tell
us the meaning of words centuries old, or even
decades old. But the world moves too fast; the
"punch" language of today is the slang of today.
It is the current medium -for the exchange of
ideas not only on the street but in the homes,
sometimes even in the pulpit Really, we should
know what we are talking with as well as what
we are talking about.
' Energy for Commercial Uses.
Nine years ago a little ship, sailing from a
Swedish port, put in at Seattle after an unevent
ful voyage. Its arrival would not have been
noted beyond the line given arrivals in the "ship
ping news" columns, save for the fact that it
'was the first vessel to go around the world de
pending on an internal combustion engine for
power. Twin Diesel engines supplied the mo
tive energy. This accomplishment was taken
advantage of during the late war, the U-boat and
the submersibles generally relying on the Diesel
i type of engine for power. Last week an Ameri
can commerce carrier returned to Philadelphia,
its home port, after a voyage of 30,000 miles,
during which the engines and machinery cost
rot a cent for repairs, and, according to the
Philadelphia Ledger, ready to put out to sea
' again at once. The performance, is one that will
get the close attention of all pojer users, The
DiMfl engine burrs crude oil, "J, at appli i to
practical U. drive I generator, rem frith the
flertrie current is I'd 19 (hf Pperatinf motors.
It Isolds !ar alongside the gjtedine and a'ro
hot-drivtrt engines, and suggeitt the poiiibiliiy
of furl frononiy. ihip buHdtri iff not fhe only
onrt comernej in tli solution of the problem, for
it mrsns a gret deal to the middle ef, where
fuel futtt have largely fi'i'ej jn the etUblith
ment ef f.itorie,. The internal combuation en
gin hat nt jet come to tht limit of id use
fulnfM. One in One I lundred Million.
Once in a while the eurory reader of the
modern newspaper comes arrot an item that
really it worth the trouble it took to chronicle,
Here is one:
Taroma. Va!i March I. A resident here,
who mint go down to (ante under the name of
John I because of government regulation!,
' sent Hurni l'oe, collector of internal revenue,
a f hrrk for f 6 Oo.
"I do not owe an itirome tax, but I do be
lieve every man in tin land should 4ieln sup
port the government, so here'i my bit," lie
wrote.
Several avenues of approach are opened here.
The eatiest one is that the writer, whoe name
the government knows but will not tell, is really
a patriot and wants to do hit bit. If such be the
cate, lie Is one among an hundred million, and a
reproach to most of the others. Some men pay
taxes cheerfully, realizing that money is needed
to carry on the government, and that each citi
zen is responsible for the government. Most of
us, however, grudge the money we turn over to
the tax coltector; and spend considerable of our
time growling about the extravagance of the ad
ministration, varying the latter with criticisms
of its inefficiency and failure to accomplish the
things we would like to have dune. Therefore,
the "John Doc" check must be to the officials
like the "shadow of a great rock in a weary
land." It is proof that somebody appreciates his
privileges and is willing to pay for his share to
wards defraying the expense of maintaining
them. It is hardly expected that this man will
be lost sight of in a throng of imitators.
What Normalcy Means.
J. E. Davidson of Omaha is responsible for
this bit of optimism in addressing the Wisconsin
Electrical association at Milwaukee:
The outlook in all lines of industry looks
brighter every day. It is time those words,
"business as usual," were forgotten, or at least
let us change them to "business unusually
good." Let's "can" this phrase "back to nor
malcy." We don't know what normalcy
means, but what we do want to see is im-
. provemcnt of all lines.
Xo one can be in doubt as to the spirit of
Mr. Davidson's remarks. It is a spirit with
which more and more people are coming into
accord, a spirit which brings its own result as
it encourages everyone to new effort at achieve
ment. Mr. Davidson is right when he says that we
will not be satisfied merely to return to the old
standards. If that is what is meant by "back to
normalcy," let us indeed "can" the phrase. But
is it? Normalcy in America never has meant
stand still. Normal conditions inr America have
always been conditions of steady progress to
better things, economically, socially and
politically.
When President Harding popularized the
phrase "back to normalcy" during his campaign
tor the presidency, it is certain that he did not
mean a mere restoration of fixed standards of
1914. He did not mean that as a principle and
he has not followed that in practice. The arms
conference was not a "stand-pat" undertaking;
it was, however, a normal proceeding toward
amity between nations.
Normalcy includes sane and steady progress.
The Husking Bee
lis Your Dau
Siavi UWi.haLau$h
KPEP SMILING.
Getting the Right Start.
"It must be right; I've done it from my
youth," wrote Crabbe. Such is the force of
habit; the danger of bad habits and the benefit
of good ones.. Any action, once performed,
leaves behind it a tendency to repetition. There
is no one who can refrain from becoming the
victim of habit, and the only questiojj to be de
cided is of what sort they shall be.
Parents do not recognize this natural law
as widely as they ought. George Herbert Betts
emphasizes this need in a little pamphlet issued
by the Abingdon press, called "The Roots of
Disposition and Character." Habits, he points
out, are formed more quickly during the first
years of a child's life than ever afterward. The
habit of obedience, of courtesy, of good disposi
tion, of care of the person, the habit even of
thinking, can be absorbed by boys and girls long
before they understand the reasons for them.
The process is thus explained:
Today an act, which tomorrow becomes a
habit; the next day the habit determines be
havior, and so shapes conduct; conduct finally
runs into character, and character spells
destiny.
When schools attempt to train children in
manners and character they undertake a most
difficult task, for the boys 4nd girls come to them
too late. The groundwork of life, of failure or
success, frequently may be laid before a child
ever enters the schoolroom. The home must not
shirk its duties, nor come to believe that some
agency of the community or state can fulfill its
ancient function.
Educational movies are to be shown in Omaha,
and it is expected that beholders will discdver
how simple and interesting geography can be
made when properly displayed. That will not
entirely meet little Johnnie's needs, for he would
like to see the whole thing wiped'out.
The flying boat is not yet established as the
safest means for making an ocean voyage. The
floating hotel still has some advantages.
Colorado coniinues to give proof that some of
the features of a coal miner's life are not reflected
in the wage scale.
College boys are finding out that the paths of
untrammeled journalism do not always run in
pleasant places.-
The world now knows that the United States
can make a treaty, and will stick to it.
Ireland needs another Patrick to send the
gunmen after the snakes.
Henry Ford knows how to hold on to "the
front page position.
The "lone bandit" has outstayed his welcome.
Above rtiv dek lhr ia !gn ?T 1
Keep Smiling I
I strive to male that slogan mine
Keep Smiling t
Whn troubles crowd around and try
To make ma murmur, frown aud rgh,
I find it helps a I t if I
Keep Smiling!
If you a' glum and feeling blue
Keep Smiling I
Whn money's scarce and bills ire iut
Keep SmilinuJ
When you begin to l"e your grip
And g'oom has got you on the hip.
No matter if it cracks your lip,
Kern Smiling I
t
PIIILO-SOPIIV.
A smile is one thing that hasn't advanced In
trice nor deteriorated in value.
Many ears were reported sold it the auto
show lat week. The motorics got theirj, and
now we presume the humble pedestrian will
get his.
The importance of a town is now judged by
the number of automobiles it has.
Next census will probably be taken by Fords
instead of per capita.
The method of arriving at the number of reg
ular inhabitants in a village will be the same as
when the count is taken by families. Ford is
normally a five-paieiiKer arow therefore, mul
tiply the number of l ords by five and add the
banker he drives a super-six.
a
Slogan of the speeder: "Good Morning,
Judge!"
Spring health hint: Complete rest will cure
that tired feeling.
One thins that keeps Trthn "down" on the
farm is that crops can't be induced to thrive on
an eight-hour day.
WWW
I'LL SAY SO. I'LL SAY SOI
Dear Thilot As Si Winterbloom says "These
wimmin are tne limit, .-now met mcyve aoi
prohibition, the vote, the right to smoke an wear
pants, it's jest like 'em to go 'en rare a pa'r o'
whiskers so's they c'n shave. Dang 'em!"
Am t it the truth?
Old Shimmy-thc-Spear sure piped a mouthful
nSnnr "Reware the Ides of March, but that s
old stuff. Today it's "Beware the poets of
Spring." ... ,
F.vervone knows that a chain is only as strong
as its weakest link, eh? Well, apply that to the
marriage bond. Woman, being the weaker sex,
she is therefore the cause ot parted matrimony.
Q. E. D., eh, bicn?
Speaking of marriage bonds, the guy that
named them sure musta been married a-plenty,
wot?
Say. Philo. if "Business is Good. Thank You,"
and if "We are Always on the Job," also if his
wife has "Style Without Extravagance," is it
any wonder how "Murphy Did It?" Yours till
we meat again. josepnus.
www
DAMFINO, TIM, BUT ISN'T IT SO?
" (Refer this to Bee Fairfax.)
Dear Philo: Why is it that, when a woman
gets your number, (I mean over the phone),
when she has called for someone else, you al
most have to produce the records and file af
fidavits before you can convince her that she has
. ' I 5 ' T.'m
tnc wroniz nuuiuci (
www
KIXDA FLAT, I'D SAY.
Dear Philo: Here is a chance for an argu
ment. My neighbor's wife says that there is an
end to the world. Her hubby says that it is
round, then our wife butts in and says that it is
square i. e., pretty square. Thrce-m-One.
WW
SOME ACROBAT.
She slipped at the top of the stair
And threw up her hands in despair,
But being a flapper,
Done up in a wrapper,
She lit without mussing a hair.
Threc-in-One.
' TODAY'S IDLE THOUGHT.
Time hangs heavy on the hand that wears a
large wrist watch.
www
Atlas suoDorted the world "but," Filbert
tises to inquire, "who supported Atlas?"
Probably his wife.
When vou ask a guy to lend you a dollar
is usually one time that he doesn't pass the buck.
www
Some fellows are always looking for a new
girl, while others are satisfied with the old one
painted over.
www
When the bovs hear about that $10,000,000
floating rum palace anchored off the three-mile
limit, we suppose they will all be putting out
to see.
UNIMPORTANT ITEM.
Mexico has no living ex-presidents.
EXPERT SHOPPER.
A lady went shopping one bright day in June,
Show windows filled her with content,
She visited ten stores in one afternoon
And went home without spending a cent.
Put in srood humor hv thp fia
the prospects of a warm summer, manufacturers
have materially reduced orices on paloshps Mr.
muffs, skiis, red flannel, cough Syrup and snow
snoveis.
B. V. D.'s, refrigerators, straw hats and lawn
mowers are repo'rted steady.
Most men believe in doinor unto nthcra as
others have already done unto them.
Chime of the church bells
"There's No Place Like Home."
ISN'T IT THE STUFF?
There is a love that ne'er grows less,
It'a always bright and sunny,
In woman it'a the love of dress,
In man, the love of money.
Coal strike has bobbed up on the front oaee
again, but how this old summer sun coming on
does take the curse off a scare of that kind.
This is the kind of weather a guy likes a
nice outdoor job with indoor wages.
According to Anne Morgan, seems like we
haven't paid our debt to Lafayette yet.
'
Equal suffrage may give the women the vote
and the one-piece bathing suit, but it will never
convince 'em that there aren't four hat seasons
In a millinery year.
www
CAUSE FOR GLADNESS.
When you slip on a banana,
Fall and break a leg, by heck,
Take a cue from Pollyanna,
Be glad you didn't break your neck.
AFTER-THOUGHT: Everything comes out
in the wash but a genuine complexion.
How to Keep Well
By PSt. W, A. EVAN!
4iMtla trttMM, Malta
wa 4 pnwtum l iwu, tuk.
aiu4 I t. tui kr lMi.ii ml
Ik iU m aai4 taaall
ukiMi la aa l.wiiaiuMt, ka
aMfa4 tok.Up it
Im4. Pr, (kaM ail awl aaaka
itMlt awaacria taf I4ii4ual
f a. A4a biu. ia a at
Ik !,
rm'ati t;
On Cruelty to
Ptcsiosauri
THAT SLUGGISH FEELING.
The mni'imi,, f i.rairin putrn.
ra.-llon In luil.tlf t.nkiii4lmt .ee.il
IIO Imtit ii) ttffinifa .rjitil dia-
ke, m-tonline to r, ,, j.". Krai
(-r. Ht-S (ulli;
.llmiir, fit ,.(,ni j ,(.
Iloil t. leiiiff jelt..ts,
khan fmnt, rl low feiHiiunf ,f Hi..
n.k under Ilia turn, Jl iuy U
me form of mi. fa mncua la
ruati, but It l not eojipiMMlly en-t.irs-e.1
ur ri.Biij, j g m,hjB,t
to vii rl. .us kimu pf ihummoi4 or
luMirnlKii pit I n a.
At tune i hut (tHtiiipnrt) n1 a
Jirovy fVi'lliin in Hi nhitmnrn. whlrh
li mil. I'llliiiiMum, U ia quit is.
nl'l" that this uneiiKin" m in (ho
liver.
t'ften'jities ftiere Is n exienalve
niiMini ii r liHIl.Mii in Ilia urlna.
livery now ami ilien Ilia i!..tli
nVvelnit it null) iif iuiti.1 a sort of
u.imiihi nenvlnnta whlih lie at
IrllMites tn ItlllouKnek.
What tine Jr. K raelaer ndvliie In
tne treatment or siuh mars?
Meat. Huh. eK-. nd cheeaa are
exrluUeil frmn tne diet for the tliua
tipln. Milk. tri-Mtn. mil cream
rhoexo In liinil.-rul ion are alloweil.
eKclnnlen, nHtoi. iiiHrHrmil. cer
euln, lireu.t, fruit, cream, lyit buiti'r
nwn un tlm it ei.
Tlii exi'limlnn i.f meat. fich. teen.
Am) rhneae Inula for fnur wei-lta, af
ter whlrh they are returne.l. at nrat
li very mntill allownm-e. aid after
trim a crHduul InrreiiHe.
Conxtliiiiun in vverronia l.v !nlee-
tlone of oil or l.hthyol water If
eillier im nerrtiSMry.
J lie iimromrnrt or tnoa with no
oriranio riixeiiaea, tint who have plen
ty or symptom, miiy to due to con
atlpHtion. with or without etun-h
fi-rmciitatwin. Thon due to const!
pat Inn with protein putrefaction
have tha symptoms outlined above.
and their dietary treatment Is as
given.
Other croun cauncs. areordln to
nr. Knietzer, uro dental neiml.
chronic tonsillitis, ihronio rhinitis,
and chronic llhroftltta.
The laat group has thn lot of nils-
collaneoiia pains whlrh are common
ly grouped tORetlier, under the head
of pains due to muscular rheumatism.
A person subject to muaeulnr
rhetimatlHin may bo made worse by
bad weather or by error In diet.
Jry, cold weather Is less apt than
cold, damp weather, to precipitate
an attack. The pain and ntifTnesfl
are worse In the morning and wear
off as the day Roes on.
some are mane worse by catlnir a
heavy meat diet, noma by eating
sweets and Marches to excess.
To make the people of this protip
right, all had habits must be
changed, mien as constipation, too
little sleep, late hours, wrong eating
habits, improper diet.
In a very large proportion of such
cases a persisting focus of mild In
fection can be found. The tonsils,
teeth, sinuses, pelvic organs, gall
Madder, appendix, and, above all,
the colon, may be at fault.
If the focus can be found and
cleaned up, the pains will often
come to an end.
Locally, heat and massage are of
value. Dr. Kraetzer says the mas
sage must be a deep, firm rubbing
of the muscles and tendinous inser
tions. Light therapy is helpful. So arc
Turkish baths.
t
Let Doctor Advise You.
M. G. writes: "1. What Is mitral
heart murmur?
"2. Is it true what doctors say
that one can live through life with
the above defect, if proper precau
tions are taken? t
"3. What would you suggest for
'proper precautions'?"
REPLY.
1. A sound caused by blood leak
ing through a crippled mitral valve.
2. It is.
3. Have your physician tell you
how to live. In heart disease the
exercises, diet, and all habits must
be based on the endurance of the
heart and other muscles in that per
son. Mother Should' Eat Fruit.
Jlrs. J. C. H. writes: "My 3-months-old
breast-fed baby is very
constipated. He goes three or four
days without a movement and then
I have to give him a laxative or use
a soap stick.
"1. Is he too young to be given
orange juice?
"2. Could this constipation be
caused by my drinking freely, the
If nun he lb Minn Tranr!4.)
It Seems lht In the Arstln
ihey Im a a PtHieiy fur lha l'revn-
ln t.f C'ryeliy Id I'lekioaaurl. TliS
Ma.' Ml OI tlt l l lllrli Arr
i.rrra..n..u tuih our K. I. I. A. Im
(rulaird earnraily aattiikt lha tar.
miitf out n( a SMiOM.i intention I'M
Ilia nrt tit certain men i.f a. lenra
l rind and. If imwitila, tiring out
with litem a at i an n treat lire, sup.
ih.m.,1 0 ,e a aurvival of an !
illhiviaii twin cf ematoilie, lha ytrii.
euro of whit It In a taka un Ilia Inah.
I.i Mil i.f Ameittinft rt(tini hat
turn report ad. The Muett.ia Aire
aix'ity cihjn tion i purely on lite
si me (,r cruelly in mtiina . t'ra
I urea cf tiny or from thai amsuUr
and linla I. noun region do nnl hp
dinaiily survive when luntisht north
ward, and lha ttmevtii-ttt afntltnten
of llupnus Aires aiaua that It would
tn liiukettMlilft cruelty ell tier to kill
r to ntiempi in remove In a live
statu any plealuaaurua, K'tityoanunia
or oilier niuri'i'frsia found In lha
Andean f.tneaa.
Aldi from Interest In I his curious
solicituda for the coin fort of a rrea.
turn whoa e Mule lire- Ima not been
di-motmirnted. and whlrh Is prub
ably liiinuimiry, the lluenos Aires
I cor er (I in it rnlae avveral Ititereatlnir
natter. The res Inn Andrs-ward
from that part of Argentine whlrh
wan known to lha old-time sens-
raphers aa "I'tttationm" Inn nurh
territorial designation la now In use)
In very little known. The Andrs
tlietnar.lv e. In thin reclon, are pot
only uninhabitable but practically
iinrxploraiile, from the fart that In
lliem the rain falls on every day In
the year, and human life la uitaup.
porlalil. or nearly ao. In the super
humid depths of the mountains,
looklne toward th I'neini'. the
lirouml la covered with dona forests,
Inlernpersed w'Uh nottomless mo
laaaea. and the around offers no
footlnir for man or beast. The Ar-aT'-ntlne
side of the mountains is for
the most part leas sodden, leas con
stantly washed by torrential rains
than the Chilean ii. nut me
boundary between tho two countries
Is purely theorrtlcul. If thero is any
part of the world where strange and
On Relief of German
Children
tne
aij t aaitrv
SANATORIUM
IJiKoln. Xtb.
This Institution it the only en
In tho ccntrnl wrtt with separate
buildups situated in their own
rendering it pouibla to rlattife
rates. Tho one building being fit.
U4 for and devoted to the trat
ment of noncontagious and rum men
ial diwaaes, no others being admit
ted; the othT Rett Count" brirj
designed for and devoted to the
exclusive treatment of tchM inrntsl
rastt requiring fur time watchful
rare and apecial nursing.
HULBRANSEN
PLAYER PIANO
sa xWationallyVricert
nt. . ,innftrfi in ihia IVir If
Lntedlluvian forma of life might In. yM ta-0- Thi
leed be found surviving. It is un- their recent drive rained
a
deed
doubtedlv this general region. At
all events the flora and fauna of the
notithern Andes are very diverse
from those of other and more tem
perate regions In either Hemisphere.
Theso southern Andes surely invite
aelctitillo exploration.. Darwin, In
deed, explored thosn portions of
them which were most Immediately
accessible from the sea. Ills dls
eoveries were noteworthy, and his
report on the region Is the best au.
thorlty upon Its conditions to this
day. But no means of successfully
combating the extraordinary natural
conditions of the region Is known
to men of science. If there are In ex-
Istence these important forms of life
which are extinct In other parts or
tho world, their value to science
would be so great, and their story
in connection with the history would
be so enormously Important as to
lustifv anv means of bringing them
out, whether the creatures rouna
were olive or dead. It Is to be hoped
that tho Argentine authorities or
the Chilean authorities If this as
sumed pool of the plesiosaurus turns
out to bo their side or tne line
will not share in the extreme solid
tude for the monsters' bodily com
fort, but will let tho scientists go in
under anv terms whatsoever. In any
case, the scientists are likely to suffer
more than the plesiosaurus aocs.
Omaha, March , To the Rditer
ef Tha !! Am lut In receipt of
the latest rprt from lhlU4rlphla
on the Quaker' 1 dss.es campaign
f"r child feeding In central r;ir.
laV til. ft h.ais 4..t . m
rrad-ia. I Mint. ha mZk n.?,?i ! rounJ, l dttnct, and
,r..,u.,r ,j, jajj. tji.noo children
rei, I,,, a daily to,,! erh In
l,5fla ri.iiiiiitinittra, m it is T.aoe fecj,
In eentera. Wwrk lullO Krl.ru. ry
!, Sno. rhildten In l.7e rum.
intuitu, ifioa rrntrra. To liltpel
ny doubt a l. the o.-rli i,
Otltalila tie In, ha lir.i. rtamltia.
Hon Of ertitiid rhllilr. n uinti.ii.a for
r.riunn ami htirtih IikIm- juai
IMbltahadl allow lha f..luiii ql.
plnrabla reaulta' Hf l,iot ! and
, alrla In Krrurih. S3 .r rmt
were undemoiirihe and it pre
cent vitally affr.tr, from lark of
food. 1 17 per cent by anaemia, I J 1
per cent by aailinia and JiMMa of
Ilia heart, evra, skin and itertnita
lem, II per cent by arrofuU. ft l
per cent by rickets and ! per rent
py mnereuioais.
In Karlsruhe 1151 child
aiiilned ahnwed ft.ll! different
menu, UJ tiu.lrriiourlahm
anaemia. lo rlrkeia. 41 a.roful.i.
S3 cnnaitiiipilnn. i other bine dls
e nar a, so heart (tiara, J.fluO of
Iheaa caaa beinf directly traceable
to Inaiifflclriit food.
Child lifa In liermany la attll very
much endangered, notwlthaiandlng
contrary reports from casual vlait
era. They see only on side of life
In two or three of the largeat clllea,
where foreigners, bunking on a hlail
valuta, appear to be living In es
Iravasanrf. I'nfortunately. funds f.r tlie II,
000,000 cantpaiKti do not com in ss
they should, ho far not quit
000.000 haa been subscribed. There
were bought during the two werks
ending February IS. for chlld-feed-
Ittg. 353.920 pounds vegetable oil
compound. 100.SOO pounds cocoa.
SII.I40 pounds rice. &80.000 pounds
beans and 21.000 raaea evaporated
milk, and more funds ar urgently
needed. A special appeal la mad
to the 40,000 Nebraakans of German
descent. At 12 each this stale
The Jews In
Uranrtcd in the lUcle
n
ii
t Hnuaa Our
N I...
700 600 '495
The Ait and Muuc Stoic
1513-15 Douglas Street
1
milk from a Jersey cow that will be
fresh in a few months? I have been
told that would cause it.
'The babv weighed 8 1-3 pounds
at birth and at the age of 3 months
weighs 13 pounds."
REPLY.
1. Xo. Orange juice docs not al
ways act as a laxtive. nowever.
2. No. You should eat more veg
etables and fruits.
Another Bucket Shop.
"Thev sav Rinks is making a for
tune selling short."
"Why, I didn't know he played
the stock market."
"He doesn't. He runs a gasoline
station." Life.
COMMONPLACE TRAGEDY.
Jim Stewart stopal his four-horse team
.At the field's end where the road goes
by.
The road like a long brown dusty aeam,
That winds away to the western sky.
To theother folk of the countryside
ine roaa b k iukhwh.v, jiuuuiik hiuib.
A common place to walk or ride
When going to church or the cross
road store.
But Jim can see through half closed
eyes
The place where the trail grows new
and faint,
Where brown men toll 'neath open skies.
And live in cabins untouched by paint.
There are forests vast where steel saws
fly.
There are yawning shafts that spew
out ore,
There are docks where ships st Rncor tie
The smoky mills where engines roar.
Jim Stewart sees all these and more.
Between his field and that far place,
Where wild sea meets sandy shore,
And trails fade out and leave no trace.
To the other folk of the countryside
The roaa in a nignway. nommn muie.
A common place to walk or ride
When going to church or the cross
road store.
It calls to Jim, come on. see Life,
But the ends ot earth are not for him.
He has three babies and a wife;
He turns to his team, "Get up" aaya
Jim.
SEVEN ANDERTON.
1 Omaha Stock &
.1
II
I
II
II
II
II
Bond Company
250 Peters Trust Bid.
Omaha, Neb,
We Will Bu:
30t Fairmont Creamery, p'd.
60t Cont. Gaa A Electric, pfd.
20s Nebraska Tire tt Rubber.
30s Douglaa Motors.
20a Omaha Liberty Fir tne.
50s Nebraska Power, pfd.
20a Orchard & Wilhelm, pfd.
40s O. A C. B. St. Ry. A Bridge.
20a Paxton A Gallagher.
25a Nat l Amer, Fire Ina.
h
11
11
11
I1
::
.
i
i
I
ii
Stocks Bonds 1 1
Foreign Bonds 1 1
Victrolas
No matter what
the style or price,
every instrument
is a genuine
VICTROLA and
brings you the best.
Come in and select
the Victrola best
suited to your
home. We arrange
payments to suit
your convenience.
M1CKBUS
15th and Harney
I. fid
IS per
head. 80 far we have not one-
fiftieth to show. The time la now;
thousands of precious llttla lives
msy be saved. Henry ilaubens,
8509 Hawthorn avenue, la treas
urer of the fund. A. I MKT Kit.
CENTER SHOTS.
Somehow, every tlma we see the
expression about the freedom with
which a cat may look at a, king ws
think trying; hard not of Mrs, As
quith, who is said to feel at the
greatest ease In the presence of roy
alty. Kansas City Star.
One of the most unhappy of typo
Rraphical errors occurred in the
alory of Princess Mary'a wedding.
The account, as printed, read: "The
anthem, 'Beloved. Let I's Love An
other.' was sun during the service."
Minneapolis Journal.
It may be true he never told a
He, but Oeorfre didn't have to make
out an income tax blank. Atlanta
Journal.
A man who Is always polite to his
wife in company doesn't always re
member that two is company. Bur
lington News.
When In Omaha
STOP WITH US
Hotel Conant
Hotel Sanford
Hotel Henshaw
Our reputation of 20 years fair
dealing; ia back of theia hotels.
Cuetts may stop at any one of them
with the assurance of receiving hon
ett value and courteous treatment.
Conant Hotel Company
WE are proud of our cleaning plant
becauaa ft ia ona of tba finest acienti
fically equipped plantt in the U. S.
DRESHER BROTHERS
2217 Farnam Strtat
Telephone t: Omaha, AT Ian tic 0345
South Side, MArket 0050
You'll Bubble Over
With Laughter-
when you see
Maley & O'Brien
demonstrate the
Easy Vacuum
Washer at the
Empress theater during
the next four days com
mencing today
And You'll
Boil Over With
Satisfaction
when you have the Easy demonstrated in your
home.
ir wit ii ii
6.iPMjmSt
THE WASHER MAN
312 South 18th Street
E.J.Davis
1212 Farnam St. JA. 0353
HEAVY
HOISTING
AND HAULING
Why I Specialize
On Nervous Patients
Of Extracting Teeth
Without Pain-
MY reason for specializing on patients
who have sensitive teeth is because I
have every known appliance and conveni
ence to do the work and when I say "pain
less extraction" I mean it You should not
fear the Dentist Chair when you can b
given this improved service.
If your teeth are in a sensative condition
you can not possibly trust their importance
to some inexperienced operator. I guarantee
my work to be first class and you must be
satisfied, last, and all the time.
Graduate of Northwest
University, Ch''go
ALL WORK LEAVING MY OFFICE IS OPEN TO
INSPECTION BY ANY STATE'S DENTAL BOARD
Dr. W. F. Crook
206 Neville Block 16th and Harney Streets
' Sunday by Appointment AT Untie 5117