Till liKl : OMAHA. SATURDAY. MARCH U, 922.
It
My Marriage Problems
Adala CarrUon'a New That of
"REVELATIONS Of A WIFE1
Ho(ifiUl Mil l
V
The Way DkVy Bantered Midge
Into Keen Wikelulness,
The waiter U laying tlie lUe In
the situijr room by ilie irc, Madge.
It there anything I tan dii t) help
oti rrer''
DicW it as ktjiitlttiii iii iho ilitor.
vy nf i he drdriviMt it I lie hotel
U'te Pr. MiLWnmtt had secured for
ik. hi face lioMuiif t lie juuidpaiory
loutuUcence whuh the thought of
icooi food generally lrn to tu.
uiliwa fcaiuiei.
1 tiroualit innrlt U. k front niv
drowy dieamland with tluncutty
ana Minim up at uiiKy.
"Voi iimd mot attractitr. Ditk
fiicqiM-," I aid. "If you could only
proiluce Mr. Micawhrr to Rrill a
li6i or fix something, in a saucepan,
turn-. ,i
You re only talking to postpone
(.fttinpf up.' Uuky urmiird down at
if. l know you wlien you rc
lirpy. But it' no tnr. I'p ou get,
unlr,' cf t oure, your head is hurt
ing too nan. Jt it i, i it bring your
uinnir m here.
"My flea. 1 isn't hurting at at! tliat
m'c nothing to fcik of.' 1 amendrd
oii'-ienliuusly, "ami 1 m not alcepy
any .more. Utir Duly, what will the
waiter think of tne looking like this?"
1 out a troubled hand to mv fore
hi-ad, and felt myM.il Mushing a lit
tle at the quizzical grin l-w upon
Uiokr'f fare. '
'Think," he echoed. "There' only
one thing possible tor mm to think,
and that is that you ve been up to
something whiih you shouldn't, and
that I verv properly gave you a hus
bandly biff on the bean. .The waiter
will not express any opinion, of
"course, . being a properly-trained
Kent, but 1 11 bet a cookie lie 11 silent
, Jy applaud me in his heart."
-' "On, Dicky, do stop your non
tense!'' I groaned, "For it" there's
a grain of truth in what you say 1
, won t go m the other room at all.
"What is it I-il always tells you;
'Don't be ait anointed idiot just he
;!cause you know how.'" Dicky's
: voire held a touch of impatience.
. "What d'ye think you're going t to
do during the time you r Retting
rid of those black and blue spots, go
into a nunnery? Cant be done, my
dear. You've got to, hunt up Katie
and get back home, and that all en
' tails being seen in public. I'll grant
.you that I'd balk on entering the
public dining room of this. hotel or
any other with you just now. for I'm
'.the ultimate goat iij this business,
but a dinner in our own rooms like
this with just Dr. McDerniott and
one lone waiter present is something
else again. Here are your shoes.
Stick out your feet. and I'll put them
on for you. - '
I obeyed him," but mechanically,
for I was much upset by his refer
ence to himself at the "ultimate
goat."
"Dicky," I pleaded, "you don't
mean that people will really think"
"That I gave you yours good and
plenty," Dicky asserted with mad
dening cheerfulness., "Why. of
course, they will! You ought to
know that. All you've pot. out, of
;this is a black eye... But the reputa
tion of being a wrfebeatem pinned
on me forever an(fe'ver:':' I . don't
care so. Ionic as itaj CuUy.aUers
and house physicians ancE. people, of
that sort to whom- little affairs of
this kind are only instances Of almost
daily, or rather, hourly, occurrence.
Hut if ever the noys ncaru aoont .
I'd never hear the last of .it. ...Most
r For Coliin, Orlp or Intlucnia .
i and- as a Preventive, . . take Laxative
' BR0Y1O QUININE Tablets. The genuine
l-srs the elgnntura of E. W,. Grove. .tBe
Vaure you (t BROMO.) 3io.rJk.av..- , .'-.
A. GUENETTE
Wholesale and Retail
MEATS
DO 5817 608 "S 16th St
The Best Meats at
Best Prices
" Delivered
I offer you . these special
prices on Saturday that we
may become-acquainted. Ypu
need meat seven days a week
and I want your business. My
service and quality of meats
will make you a customer. (
Boneless -Corn Beef . . .121sic
Pork Loin Roast ...16c
Choice Steer Chuck Roast, 15c
Good Pot Roast. . ..... 12 ic
Rolled Rib Roast. .,..,. .25c
10-lb. pail Lard....... $1.50
5-lb. pail Lard .75c
Morrell's Lean Bacon.... 30c
let Cclkiira Keep Your
Skh Fresh acd Yocg
Dairy us of the Soap kaepa the
akin smooth and clear, while touchea
rj k nintmcne now and then pre
vent little akin trouble! becoming
tarioua. CuUwra Talcnra l kmu
for powteing and perfuming.
HltrM ia. Mtm." SoM m"
of Vm wouldn't rej'Iy b!!fie it, but
they'd : pretend to, all rch. and
fvttenc would be jut one lievue
tittle Ue of purgitofy until they
gut a ihatue to tjrt loiue wther hU
low'a go!. Don't you dare Irt any
cf tlie Duikee tee 4 until your
nun it bit ktraight a;ni. ( ran im
agu'c vh;it old Alt would do to me if
l r"d get a ghnipe of you now."
The jeahxity which always lurks
in my heart at any reference, no
matter bow remote, to Kdith I'air
ix, leaped up, flaming unrcxorwbly,
irreponihly.
"Vou needn't worfy," I M child
iIiU'. "I'll, not he apt to go near
the Durkee' or shame you with any
of their rt.ativc by my awful ap
prarance."
For a tremulnu. reniorieful ec
oud. I thought I had made my bu
baud furiously angry. He n-owled
lUkV, aui niii't'itd .iiiitthii.g
pndT ItiJ brra.h. I'htU he locked
'.jhii at l''e jtr Us aecund, thie
bjik iii lend n.l Unwind i(4itily.
"Vou hl'le iJH" be m,J, pulUiij
nie o my tret, and hipmir b' anil
around li y hoii!!er, " hi
PrrJ k an"tlrr bUik eve f ntib
the one tou bate, nd to take tome
of the nuneic ut of you. Hurry!
up now and get into whatever;
clothfi ion want t wear fr supper j
before I decide t uke the ganie a
t'l i the nam.
Mr. )niii Mjy i'M I.rpJtii
of ill l.y ( l.iitiiinj: harc
Mt. LIU I.. Duup, Jw of
l.mna li, )iW, IIUV tUilil a lu!f of
rt (tip liiilmr mt (al U,
11 "MIJL11"MUA.' J Vj
afo
Milk
For Infinli
It Invalids
HO COOtXJNG
Tb. "Food. Drink- for All Ages.
Quick Lunch atHorne,OiTice,an4
Fountain!. A A tor liORLlCKS,
Jty-Aroid ImlUlioni k Subtihfe
Kuenne's Original
HOT
BUNS
During the Lenten
Seaton
Kuennc' Famous
. Coffee Cake
for Sunday Breakfast
MAM iuuEK
Use in Your 'MM
Wash Boiler or W,X0
Washing Machine .
Important Phone and Mail Orders Direct ail mail orders and phone orders to our
Order Department at Sixteenth and Harney Streets Store. Phone Douglas 1796. Here
we are equipped to give you instant service.) Orders of $5.00 or over delivered free to
atty part of the city.
"Come Once and You'll Come Always."
Douglas
Dhonc AT.
'5490
VUd-fcf tvery thing or TSSKJJ
Harney
Dhonc-DO.
4796
.ETery. department In the two great Central Markets strive daily to snrpnss in points of Talno-glviiig
and service the accomplishments of the day before. Ton have a right to expect greater values ot the
Central and yon are never dissatisfied. ;
Steer l'ot Roast, per
lb ...10
Best Cuts Steer Shoul
der Roast, lb. 13Ht
rrimc Rolled Kib Roast,
per lb.... .23&C
rig Tork Roast, per
lb ; 17Htf
, Steer Rib Boll, per
lb. ..6'4
PI Pork Spare
Rlba, lb. .
Freah Cnt Ham
hnreer, lb 12H5
Dal d' 5 Narrow
Lean Rrrakf nut
Rncon, lh. 27"4t
Motton Stew, er
lb 5
Choicest Groceries Extraordinary Values
Aaparagna, Del
Monte, larae rnn.
each .35
3 cana 81.00
Tomato a, Hand
l'nrked, No. 3 ronn.
3 for 506
Fork and Beam, 15e
valar, 3 caaa 35 t
Mararonl and Spaghetti, . 3 lOe
paekanea ?
Hlpe Ollvea, 40e value fUC
Lima Beana (bahr). Pr caa IOC
Queen OlWea, larite cann 40c
Welrh'a Urapealade, all l'l"y"r.
per Jar SO
Carnation or
enoh
6 earn
Faneake Floor,
Pet Milk, tall eana.
.io
.R8
Self RIkIuk. 4
;5e
.lnMnft44 PrMPITtl. 35e V I II C
for , .-20c
Extreme Values in Fruits and Vegetables
Fancy Wilta Idaho
Cooking: and Baking
Potatoes, per pk 404
Per. bushel ..SI. 50
Apples, Cooking, 6
lb.. 3e
Per box $2.98
Sweet Oranges, per
dozen 30
Lemons, fancy, per
dozen 25
Grape, Fruit, Florida. 3
for 25
Kxtra Fancy; To
matoes, per lb. ..20
Celery, larga stalk. 2
for ..-25
Bates, 20c pkg., spe
cial 10
Central's Famous Tea and Coffee Specials
Central Superb Coffee, none better,
per lb 40
Central Eitra Special Coffee, per
lb. 35
3 lbs .....1.00
Central Special Coffee, per lb. 30
3 lbs. for 88
-Central Favorite Coffee, lb. 25
Central Repeater Coffee, lb. 22'4
Uur Joesi ftanios police, id. sue
A-N'o. 1 Eaaket Fired Japan Tea,
per lb. 58
Excellent Pinhead Gunpowder Tea.
per lb. 78
Fancy English Breakfast Tea. per
lb 58
: Butter, Eggs and Cheese
Extra Faney Coaatry Botter, la
roll, lh. 29
Elala at Margarine, per lb. 20
S lh. for 95
Kimball CaantyCreamery PackaBa
Rntter.
lh.
Guaranteed Freah Caaatry F.a-a-a,
per doaea 22
Grated F.dana. Romaa Parmeaan r
Aagormaat Cameabert Caeeae, per
eaa , 15
eana for -S5
wiaeaaaln Brlek Cheeae, ew aart
:. .35mild, per ik.
25C
Ortman's Bakery
: Products ' f: -
ut Devil Food Cake, each 60
Ortman'a Kut Loaf, each..,. 15
Cinnamon Rolla, doien .20 '
Asaorted Cookies, dozen .15;
2 dozen
Cigars Just Inside the
Doot
EI Dependo, 5o value, S for... 15 .
100 for 4 $2.75
Giracd. 10c value, t for 25 '
69 for 84.00
George Washington Smoking, per
full lb. 89
Whala Smoking, full lb. 48
Bull Durham, 10c pkg. ...8
Horse Shoe, Star and Climax
Chewing, 1-lb. plug for.. ..63
Iten's Specials
Spier Prnpa and Coeoanot rattles,
per tumbler, 5; or 8 for. 25
McComVs Candies
McComh'a Home Made Don hie
Cream Caramels, filled with blark
walnuts and Brazil nil, apeelal,
b 50
Peean Roll, a delirious roll of
rream dipped in double ereara
caramel and then rolled In freh
Texas peeana, apeelal, per lb. 69
Our Reaular 60e t'hoeolatea, at-
rday. per lb. 49
?! Mi i'u'iii.g tl lieurtt tj firmer
rmpliiyri im) (daiiiaMe imiiiuiipn
il It!!, aCU'ld l 1 I.l atturiit .
l'ulf thcrj Hjj i tnarruga awre.
tl l.j'f file f.U'f, a!l.ipr ,tjl.
Mf J). ui(l , I,,. ) a 4HlUriuil m
laUoniu.
It t ruinorrd it.tfrJty ilut
tuih an a,rrriit'ii t4 ii.j It
ineiitluueen il.e uo ilie luia rlglt inn Mr. amj Mi. Uoup.
"The Quality Coffee of America"
vim
Economy the Greatest
Flavor The Richest
M-JB Coffee it the only
coffee packed in ft can
with a practical cover
that keeps the coffee
fresh to the last grain.
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aaaa . am . . 1 1 -. a sBHaa.
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mm
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- it nol Uard
for th? woman
who has IcArnrd
""V' WyjrM ' now lo insure
ood rwults by
' lLT? alW S at af aV JL
VlCTOi
PLOUR. your grocer Sells It.
7A CRETE MIU-S CWaU.
aoM a 1 ' t' vawmn ns Mas
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If w 1
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Vacuum Packed
Groneweg & Schoentgen Co.
Council Bluff . .. .
Wholesale Distributors
MVIIIitlVIUU
T3i
Ublished 1866
280103 manii:
Leading brand3 of Hams, half or whole; per lb. .3S',
Wilson'a Certified Baeon, by the atrip or half, per lb. ,..38
Choice Young Tork Loin Roast, per lb.- , .' ,21d .
Very Best Creamery Butter,
per lb 39
Washburn's Gold Medal Flour,
per 24-lb. sack $1.33
New York Pure Buckwheat
Flour, per 5-lb. sack....39
Hawaiian Guava Jelly, reprular
50c jar, each 25
Limited, 2 jars to a customer.
Sunny Monday Soap "Makes
Wash Day a Joy Day" 10
bars for .48
Pearl White Soap New, largo
bars. None better,' 10 bars
for .. ,39
Large 1-lb. oval cans of Sardines
in tomato sauce, 3 for. .50
Sunshine Krispy or Graham
Crax, per 4-lb. caddy. . .63
Castel & Fils Imported Olive Oil,
Strictly Fresh . Country Eggs,
"Sommer Bros.' quality," per
: doz.r . . 24
Fancy Solid Ripe. Tomatoes-
LOOK, Z ,lbs..for......33f'
Hothouse Large,. Slender Cu
cumbers, each 25.
Snow1. White Cauliflower, very
fine, each .252
Extra Fancy, Fresh Wax Beans; ,
per qt. 23t .
Fancy Iceberg Head Lettuce,.
each 10 and 12V
Fresh Mushrooms, per lb., 90V
Fancy Florida Grapefruit, small '
size, per doz .65
Apple Blossom Milk "beats them '
all," 3 large cans for 25c
If better were made., we'd sell
it. Per qt., 81.29. Per 4 tral.. 82.39. Per gal.. 84:49
Friday order mean early deliveriea Saturday. To take car of our in
creaiinic country trade, we have established a shipping department to take
rare of your mail orders the same day we receive them. All mail orders filled
at the above prices. "Established in 1886, and we're still gome strong."
Tha Highest Crada Macaroni "
EggNoodlaa, Spaghetti and
other Macaroni Product
; , i
Like "Smearcase"
Lent will deprive 1he growing youngster of no
necessary food element if he is given a reasonable
amount of Cottage Cheese. It takes the place of
meat at less cost, and benefits health by qualities
found only in milk products. Let the boys and
girls have it, especially in Lent. Call us or stop
one of our white wagons.
Alamito Dairy Co.
Phone DouglM 0409. Leavenworth at 26th St.
Omaha's Leading Cash Markets
HIGHEST QUALITY MEATS AND PROVISIONS
: Lowest Prices Always Quick Service
MARKETS OPEN TILL 8 P. M.
212 No. 16th Street 2408 Cuming Street 4903 So. 24th Street
Prime
Beef Rib Roast
Boned and Rolled
20c
Choicest
Small Lean
Pork Loin
16c
Choice
Pork Butts
Lean, for Roasting
16c
Choice
Pork Shoulders
14c
Choice Spareriba
lie
Fresh Neck Bones
6 lbs. for
25c
Choice Fresh Hama
1j or Whole
20c
Choice
Fresh Side Pork
20c
Choice Mutton and
Lamb Chopa
25c
Choice Lamb' Stew
1
.2C
2
Choicest Cut
Beef Pot
Roast
10c
Choicest Cut -Round
Steak
18c
Fancy
Fresh Dressed
Young Hens
30c
Native Steer
Beef Chuck
Roast
111
VEAL CUTS
Choicest Veal Shoulder Roast 14c
Choicest Veal Stew , 12y2c
Choicest Veal Chords , 18c
Choicest Veal Legs, or whole 20c
Special Fresh Leaf Lard .11c
Cudahy's Puritan Lard, 10-lb. pail $1.80
Cudahy's Puritan Lard,' 5-lb. pail . 90c
Cudahy's Rex Lard, per lb 15c
BEEF CUTS
Choice Corned Beef . . . . . 12Vfcc
Choice Fresh Beef Tongues .......... .................. 17c
Choice Fresh Beef Hearts 8c
Choice Fresh Beef Liver 10c
Choice Fresh Cut Hamburger Steak .... .y.:. ....... .", 15c
Choice Beef Shoulder Steak . 12c
. BUTTERINE DEPT.
Ever good Liberty Nut, 1-lb. carton
Evergood Liberty Nut, 5-lb. carton
Evergood Butterine, none better made .......
Evergood Butterine, 5-lb. carton ............
Danish Pioneer Creamery ' Butter
. .20c
. .95c
. 22c
.$1.00
. .40c
CANNED GOODS
Value Brand Evaporated Milk, .
1-lb. tall cans, 4 for. ...... . .30c
Fancy Pork and Beans, 3 cans . . 30c
Fancy Peas, Queen Brand, 3 for ,30c
Fancy Red Kidney Beans, 3 cans 35c
Fancy Sweet Corn, 3 cans 30c
Buehler Bros. White Naptha
Soap, 1-lb. bars, 4 for 30c
COFFEE
Mona Brand, special at ...... . 25c
Kasper's Big Five, special at. . .32c
Monarch Brand, special at 32c
PORK CUTS
Pure Pork Breakfast Sausage. .20c
, Choice Fresh Pig Ears, 4 lbs . . . 25c
Choice Fresh Pig Feet, 4 lbs. . .25c
Choice Salt Pork 20c
Choice Pig Tail .10c
Pickled Pig Feet, 3 lbs. 25c
CHEESE
Fancy Brick Cheese 25c
Fancy American Cheese 25c
Fancy Swiss Cheese' .30c
A Good, Snappy Cream Cheese, v
per lb. .15c
Choice Beef
Rib Boiling
Beef
6c
Cudahy's
Sugar Cured
Smoked Picnic
Hama
18c
Sugar Cured
Breakfast Bacon
i or Whole Sides
22c
Fancy Strip Bacon
16c
-Sugar Cured
Regular Hams
25c
Sugar Cured
Skinned Hams
32c
Armour's Star
Breakfast Bacon
38c
Cudahy's Puritan
Breakfast Bacon
37c
Choice Frankfurti
and Wieners
15c
Fancy
Summer Sausage
20c