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Society
For St. Louit Guests.
Mrs. Ford Hovfy was hostess to
day at a luncheon at the Fontencllc
honoring Mrs. 1. Condc Smith of
St. Louis, who is the guest of Mrs.
David Cole. Mr. and Mrs. Smith ar
rived last Friday, and Mr. Smith
returned to St. Louis Monday. Mrs,
Smith left last evening for her
home. Last Saturday they were hon
or guests at a dinner given by Mr,
and Mrs. M. D. Cameron, Sunday
they were the guests of Mr. and
Mrs. Charles Wright, and Monday
Mr. and Mrs. Nelson rratt enter
tained Mr. Smith at dinner. Tues
day Mrs. David Cole was hostess at
luncheon at the Brandeis restaurant
for Mrs. Smith, when covers were
laid for 14. Wednesday Mrs. G. W.
Stain entertained eight guests at
luncheon at her home.
Personals
Woman'a Club Card Party.
Among the prizes for the Omaha
Woman's- cluh card party Friday aft
ernoon, 2 o'clock, in the Elks' club
rooms are a French perfume bottle,
Wallace Nutting picture, amber glass
water pitcher, Tiffany bonbon dish,
cheese knife and dish, lemon dish
and fork, dozen glass coasters, Philip
pine-made fan, orange metal waste
basket, wicker vase, candy, pottery
bowl, book on bridge rules, art cal
endar, salt and pepper set and silk
vest.
Tickets may be obtained from the
house and home committee, Mrs.
John R. Golden, chairman. Fro
.ceeds will be added to the club build
ing fund. The game will be called
promptly at 2 and will end at 4
o'clock.
Witness Carnival.
Miss Genevieve Brook, a niece of
Mrs. M. T. Barlow, who has several
times visited Mrs. Barlow in Omaha,
has just begun a course at the Sor
bonne in Paris. Miss Brook and her
mother, Mrs. Edward H. Brook, have
been in the Riviera for the winter,
and witnessed the famous flower car
nival at1 Nice. They write that it
w as unusually brilliant this year, with
the streets crammed with dancing
maskers who pelted with real flowers
the occupants of the barges and
, floats which wound along tlje canal.
Men in the crowd sold small bunches
of flowers to be used as confetti, and
others sold fans with which the ladtes
.protected themselves against the
harmless missiles.
Auxiliary Tea Postponed.
The tea for the Woman's auxiliary
of All Saints church, which was to
have taken place at the rectory Fri
day afternoon, with Mrs. Thomas
Casady as hostess,- has been in
definitely postponed on account of
the sudden death of Mr. Casady's
mother, a resident of California. Mr.
and Mrs. Casady will go to Des
Moines, where the funeral services
will be held -,
Guild Sale.
The Woman's Guild of St. Johns
Episcopal church will hold a sale of
home baked goods at the Morris ho
tel, Eighteenth and Dodge, Saturday,
March 18.
Mr. and Mrs. Julius Spigle of Lin
coin, formerly of Omaha, announce
the birth of a son, March 1j.
Mrs. Fanny Manning left Thurs
day niorniiiR for 1'arkvale, Mo.,
where she will spend a inontii.
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur English are
expected home the first of net
week. J hey have been cruising in
the West Indies for six weeks.
Mrs. George, Tliummrl! and her
little daughter left last Sunday for
Syracuse, N. i., where she will
spend several weeks with relatives,
Mrs. W. A. Kedick returned on
Thursday morning from Florida,
where she has been staying with
Mrs. illiam Swett of Minneapolis.
Miss Roberta Trimble will come
home to spend her spring vacation,
She is at Downer school in Mil
waukee and will reach Omaha next
week.
Miss Nell Ryan will return to
Omaha the first of next week. She
has been visiting in the east and is
spending this week in Chicago with
friends.
Mrs. John McClintock has been
in Camden, O., for the past two
weeks . with relatives. She is ex
pected to return next week to be
with her daughter, Mrs. Milton liar-
low. She will be accompanied by
her .gsandson, Milton Barlow, who
is at the Hotchkiss school and will
return to Omaha for his spring "va
cation.
Mrs. Ilarrv Jordan will leave Fri
day for San trancisco, where she will
spend the summer with Mrs. J. J.
Dickey, formerly of Omaha. Mrs.
Dickey has been in Honolulu with
her daughter, Mrs. Harold Bloom-field-BrQwn,
this winter, and will
land in San Francisco April 26. Mrs.
Jordan's son, Jack Jordan, is attends
mg the University of California.
Business Women Meet.
Tolm V. White of Chicago spoke
before the Business and Professional
Women's league Wednesday evening
on the subject of Taxation.' Oeorge
Haupt, organist, appeared in several
musical numbers, and a crystal gaz-
ine "stunt was Riven whereby the
members were mysteriously con
nected with the firms they repre
sented. '
For Mrs. Marsden.
fr M A T.nws entertained at a
foursome luncheon at her home Wed
nesday in honor of Mrs. A. ti. Mars
den, who is leaving Monday to join
the Rev. Mr. Marsden in Kearney,
which is to be their new home. On
Friday Mrs. Charles Davis will be
hostess at luncheon at her home for
Mrs. Marsden.
Musical Tea Next Week..
The March and April teams of
the Ladies' Aid society of the First
Methodist church will give a musical
tea at the home of Mrs. Royal Mil
ler on Friday, March 24. There also
will be a food sale. In charge will
be the Mesdames W. G. Spain and
Harry Snider.
Problems That Perplex
Answered by
BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
Simple: We still have five of
your questions to answer, having
disposed of three of them yesterday.
They are:
4. Are not elrl protected too much by
American laws, thus making them weak
er? 5. Why do men eipert erlrls to be
mors perfect xamples than themselves?
6. Why are- so many men golnn about
with other girls besides their sweethearts
and wives?
1. Why ar men so busy making
money and so poor at managing love af
fairs successfully?
8. And with all this, why are we ad
vancing In civilization?
4. Tou exhibit astounding igno
rance for one of such apparent good
sense when you say girls are pro
tected too much by American laws.
Some girls and women are made
- weak by too much indulgence, but
not by too much legal protection.
Laws have been made by men and
for men through most of time. I
haven't time to cite you examples
of great injustices to women which
may be found in our Btstute books
today. Nebraska has as good legis
lation for women as any state, but
even here there aresome discrimi
nations against women in regard to
property rights. A man may buy
bends, for example, store them away
In his safety box and some time
prior to his death give them to the
nurse who cared for him, leaving the
wife who has made the fight of life
with him penniless. He couldn't
will his property away from " his
wife, but he could make any gift of
personal property during his life,
time and be within his legal rights.
In other words, while our laws pro
tect the wife fairly at a husband's
death, and while they give her just
Interest in real property during his
lifetime, they do not represent her
In the personal property acquired by
both of them after marriage. Our
men have always been better than
our laws, you know. In fact it is
difficult to cover some of the finer
points of jujtice by law. Man. un
der our aystem, holds the advan
tageous position. That is as it
should be so long as he is re.ponM
, bl for the support of his family.
E ia the economic head of hi
beam and must have some leeway in
iaaaaglng financial affairs. Natur.
t Vt soma advantages ovej
the woman and while It works out
well enough in the majority of cases
it refutes with a specific case your
point that women are too much pro
tected by law.
I could cite you laws from ther
states which work absolute injustice
upon wives, discriminating against
them as to their right to their own
wages, the right . to their children
in case of divorce, etc.
5. Woman has. In the past, been
more sheltered and, I think, more
virtuous than man and men have
cbnsequently come to expect a high
er standard from her than from
themselves. It is wrong, of course,
but its basis is custom and circum
stdtic 6. Why does man err is what
your question means. The query
goes all the way. back to Adam and
much too deep a t.nt for me. Sur
face reasons a-plenty could be given,
but you know what they are.
7. I've known some who were
rather good at the latter and poor
at the former.
8. Progress Is the law of life.
My own belief is that God Himself
wills that we shall . progress. I
cannot assume to explain the
"scheme of things entire," but I
firmly believe that trie guiding hand
of the universe lives and Is capable
of determining many things aboyt
which we mortals needlessly con
cern ourselves.
A final word to you: Tou are evi
dently doing some thinking on im
portant human problems, but I
judge from the questions themselves
that you lack the information for
working out answers. Tou should
read more substantial literature. . I
don't mean current events (though
of that I approve), but of good es
says (try tiupklrf and Eoierson) of
philosophy, of psychology and good
drama. Tou - should read what
might be called "reflective" litera.
ture. Tou don't see life as a wTiole
sufficiently. Tou seem to be rather
arbitrary. Morals, customs and
things are sharply distinguished by
you into right or wrong, desirable
or undesirable. But that ism't life.
Life Is complex and relative. Do
this reading I suggest and your brain
will txpand and jour sympathies
along with it.
Problems
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my marriage ir
Adele Garrison's New Phase of
"REVELATIONS OF A WIFE'
(Copyright: lt::.
The Way Dr. McDermott Arranged
everything.
How Dr. McDermott explained
things to the authorities of the hotel
I never knew. But that lie was able
to make satisfactory arrangements
was proved when lie returned to the
room wlnrc Dicky and I were wait
ing. hearing in his hand a folded
paper and a door key.
"1 thought perhaps you'd prefer
that 1 act as bellboy, ' lie said, hand
ing the folded paper to Dickv. "This
is 'Mrs. Black's' receipted bill. There
was really no need of cither of you
Uemg bothered witit details.'
Dicky thanked hint heartily, thru
stuned the paper into his pocket
nonchalantly.
"I'll just keep this for a souvenir,
he said banterinclv. "Ut he Itrniiulit
out whc:i my wic gets to feeling
too femininely superior. Its always
a good tiling to have a rod in pickle,
doctor, as you probably know."
The physician looked at me with
a twinkle in his eye.
If Mrs. Graham is like most
women, she probably has a good
t. ... , ;
sauea ouncu in rcauiness ior you,
lie said.
"You enunciated a whole menu.
there, Dicky ejaculated. Trust
her. No. I'll take that bag, by your
leave. You can do without that ac
cessory to your role of bellboy. And,
by the way. shall I not settle now
for 'Mrs. Black's bill?'"
His hand went toward the pocket
where he keeps his billfold, but an
authoritative gesture from the little
physician arrested it.
We won t discuss that now. he
said decisively. "Time enough later,
The thing now is to get Mrs. Gra
ham to ,her new quarters with as
little delay and exertion as possible."
A Safe Transfer.
I thanked him mentally, for my
head beneath the hat I had put on
was throbbing with nervous pain.
Lillian, with her usual thoughtful-
ness, had stuffed a dark veil m the
pocket of the long motor coat she
had sent by Dicky, and with it
draped around my hat in such a
way that my forehead was hidden,
I was able to disguise my plight to
some small degree. But I knew
that such a drapery alone would at-
Camp Fire Girls
Can you identify 20 wild birds.
identify and describe 10 kinds of
moths or butterflies, carve a useful
piece of furniture, write song of a
bird, design and make a basket or
make a useful household invention?
These are only a few of the ac
complishments of the Camp Fire
girls who will exhibit their work at
the Brandeis store, March 24 and 25,
in celebration of their 10th birthday
anniversary.
.Needlework, including millinery.
dressmaking, darning, knitting cro
cheting and tatting, tooled leather
work, dyeing, stencilling, woodblock
photography and cooking will also
be on exhibition.
Committee chairmen for the affair
nclude Evelyn Ennis, posters; Velis-
ta Presson, program; Lucy Garvin,
sewing; Gladys Goodman, labelling;
Ulga Jorgensen, art; Stella Holmes,
nature; Velora Boone, business and
camp; Mrs. Colin McKenzie, staging
exhibit.
Bridge Luncheon.
Mrs. James Hanley entertained at
luncheon and bridge Thursday noon
complimentary to Miss Helen Hage
dorn, who is the guest of Dr. and
Mrs. W. P. Haney.
WitK
Satin
Ice Cream
The old standby of
the fountain, the ice
cream soda select
your favorite flavor
and insist that the
cream be SATIN ice
cream then note its
rich, smooth quality
JCE CREAM CQMRAMT ;
tract the ryes of the curious, and
I was anxious indeed, to have the
miming of the giuntlrt over and
tin J myself in the suite the physi
cian had promised us.
It proved, however, a far less
formidable ordeal than I had thought.
Wc met only a few people on the
way. and though each paid my bi
zarre appearance the triUite of a
glance, quick, prolonged, furtive or
open, the consciousness of protec
tion which the presence of Dicky
and the physician gave nic sup
ported me so firmly that I reached
the haven of the suite Dr. McDer
mott had secured for n without the
collapse which I secretly had feared
when I started upon my short jour
ney. The little physician gave me a re
storative as soon as the door had
shut behind tis, and spoke authori
tatively to Dicky.
"She is to lie down at once," he
said, "and keep perfectly quiet for
half an hour. After that we'll dis
cuss the matter of the little supper
you were kind enough to propose."
The Doctor Scores.
He left the room somewhat
abruptly, and I felt Dicky's fingers
busy with the fastenings of my cloak
and hat.
"There!" he said masterfully,
flinging them, man-like, in a heap
on the floor. "Those are out of the
way."
He lifted me, bore me to the lilUe
bedroom, and put me carefully ddwn
on the bed, loosened my frock, took
off my shoes, covered me carefully,
and, stooping, kissed me.
"Try to sleep a little," he said
tenderly.
I put up my arms, clasping him
closely, tremuously. '
"I can't sleep," I said, "hut I can
rest here wonderfully, and I do want
you to know how much it means to
me to have you here. I feci so
safe, some way."
"I'll sit outside the cave with my
stone hatchet," he promised lightly,
"and nary another cave man shall
come within howling distance, and
if you are a good girl and keep quiet,
me and the Doc will let you join
us when the kill is ready."
He tiptoed nut ff the room, ami
I ljy uuict, the throbbing iurvotH
I-ain gradually leaving my forehead.
It was a nioet comfortable litiK'
sleep that fame to mr, and when I
awoke I luxuriated in the warin'h
and elegance with which I was sur
founded. 1 fell that the memory
of the pat he,ctie hours had clipped
into the limbo of things not forgot
ten, but rot too strenuously remem
bered. At the end J the half hour he
had iiauud. the little physiiiau re
appeared, frit my pulse, took my
temperature, and .poke to I'lrky:
"1 think it will be safe for Mrs,
Graham to join us at supper," he
s.iul, Mie can rest here until it
is all ready to serve
"Which will he some long rest if
thw Imtel isn't a most unusual one,"
Dicky interrupted.
The little physician smiled,
"It is like all the rest," he con
erdfd, "but 1 took the liberty of
confiding to the chef that lie was
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