THE BFE. OMAHA. MONDAY, MARrif 13. 1022 My Marriage Problems A4st Curiae,-, New rhae ( "Revelation of a Wife" 'HHiMt ,' Dom Dicky Hold tl,t Key to This Sirinje Situation? Duly lurncl from the trlcptione ii4 cant tick to tlie rliair where 1 t ritkmj my bewiMrrH brain tr the ninii..ii of the problem Im rrnunt of liU ntj tprioii nintiiioni l given iiic. "Now, tlirrr' a 'liiij! tiucrv I'd He to put t you, i.J ilcar," lie 4nf, itmig on the arm nf the chair "d li'pnijf hi ann around im linuMrr. iltit tlirre a a hint oi Minnie., in In. toire thai warned hip something bit unpttasant was towns, m-l I cmiM crv well guf what it a. "Will you kindly trl me whv in lile ou regisfcrril a Mm. Itlatk at tliis hotel? Of all the fool stunts! Of mure. you never ran tell what a woman will d, but I did Rive you rrruit lor at lft one-fourth of an idea ratilinar around in vour hean." I drew away ulinlitly. 'fiut decided ly trout in encirtling arm. "I infer then that muler no cir ruttnunrri doei a man ever regi-.tr' under a name not In own. My tone was ai frigid a my mental tern pi-rature. Dicky tightened the grasp oi im arm and compelled my return li it shelter. "But Co On!" "At least he ban a legitimate or illegitimate reason for o doing;," he -aid with a grin. And nothing do. ing, old dear, in the high and mighty "(Tended dignity pose. You ve got n hnth in a devil of a mes. and I'd like to know Imw we're going to get out of it. But that can wait, although not very long, for .1 can't linger around here many minutes. So get busy, old dear, and spill your rea son, or rather your excuse. You couldn't have bad anything that could be dubbed a reason." My mental thermometer took a bound from subnormal to typhoid- lever height. "You have no right to ay any thing like that," I sputtered. "You have no more idea what I have gone through than the than the" "Ble unborn." put in Dicky with a provoking grin. "That's a good, time-honored simile. Ain't I the niitv little thesaurus? You never ought to travel without me. But go on. This is just what I was to know, what have you gone through? Your tone hints at things unrevealcd by my mysterious dulcet-voiced wo man telephone correspondent." "Your woman telephone corres pondent was a" I began hotly.. Dicky put his hand over my mouth in exaggerated burlesque. "Don't say it. he begged. Don t utter the aw ful swear words that are trembling on your pure young lips. Count five and twenty, Tattycoram." A Surprising Question. The reference to the absurd little BRINGING UP FATHER f I'LL CO TO Hiri ft l a. rii old. H J H1CS AND UACCIE IN It'll, f Au Or COLUtU IN Irtfc UND4Y Bit Drawn for The Bee by McManus IfYCKJ WIHTO YOU'LL. HAvc To Ax; FATHER. HI t IN Htt) ROOM JA WW eOkS rsR.ji.woui-O 1 - TOO tKC TO HtA f I C-, 1 1 LI i THArtriNet rr (why I I 1 wouLo-ixjr MAY I CO IM H POSITIVELY H NOT? ' ' 'EARONoO ANO 5IN r3w.' S NOT r ttXJ VlO YOUb 1 OI,Ce AN' 1 C Ta '" ' Utl rr mr. Service. Inc. ,. I Dog Hill Paragrafs By Ceorja Bingham The grocer at Rounding Billow s is not yet able to have a cash register bu a(tr each sale he listens to see if CEMETERIES. the clerk drops the money in the large tin bucket. Kaz Barlow was a pleasant caller at the home of -Miss Pcachie Sims Sunday night. This is the first time he has been there since she told him he couldn't come to see her any more. The proprietor of the store in the Calf Ribs neighborhood has hired a clerk to play checkers with during the dull season. !iscinline SO picturesquely- portrayed by Dickens, and which Dicky and I often bad used as a catch 'word, com pleted the rout of my ill temper. I giggled outright, and ho. removed his hand from my lips with an ex aggerated sigh of relief. "Ymv vnii're shoutine." be said. "Go on. spill the bean and be quick abpuf'-it. Who-were the frionda that nicked you up and brought you , I was malicious enough to wish to mvstify him just a little. . Dicky dropped bis arm and stared at'"- Well. I'll be d d!" be said am sive that I understood the woman perlectlv over the telephone." ', "No "doubt you did." I returned. "She simply wasn't telling the truth. And I am a great more ; mystified than you can possibly be."'-Now, if you'll promise not to interrupt, nor tp scold until you ve ncara tnc wnoic stnrv I'll tfll vou all about it." "A clam or an oyster .would be a talkative guy beside me, ne promts rl "r.n ahead!" I settled myself more comfortably against bis arm and related every incident of my journey with its irri tating dclav upon the stalled train, and the accident which made me lose consciousness for a minute or two. I omitted no detail in my rescription of the mysterious foreigner who had forced bis attention upon me with the story of his being a friend of my father and wishing me to find out his address. And I laid particular stress upon the pains I had taken to elude the mysterious stranger, including my registration under the name of Mrs. Black at the hotel. At the end of. the. recital Dicky gazed at me with quizzical eves. - 1 ' ,h ' ""And you pretend to have been something of a government sleuth," he said, "and can't figure that out? Thf Ktimti nn vntir bean must have been harder than I thought. Forest Lawn Knreit !, n miu'My tontin It l'i .It it tmrih of III " limn. (oral vf noiiuiT) en mcit roiim (rounil, ( fiitiit bv III i-H) (ravin ami i. in iii mm meat W.iitlful ihuiiv In ihia VK'lnny, It f iituiuat c-m"ry an. all I'.ia t'-ri. iare-ual (sr.. tiffu at Ha mciary ititram' (itl tm Ifranitatt Thaatrr ni'l. CARDOFTHANKS. ati'kntkV.n. vt-: i'i:iiVs"riiKiik.N. Th iiirniliera of th Vl-rn I'ira tn.-na m ...i.-in i inn will alt'iiil lh til hral of th"ir lt miiirit. Chart' (iiu-n f. an-l ill iii"i ut lit rrll-i"- Bf i h ilnmwi. SI'ia K-'wl" A.. ihia ari-imiuii ai 1 iu f. ii. Hum, ira' ro'. FUNERAL DIRECTORS. F. J. STACK & CO.", " Puci'oaanr t Fia.H A Fali'nnar i IMA MA'S HKST. PlfinfBA TITTJI1T A T nTTfiWirn Ait now rwuu u uai ha.om. Thlrty-thlrit an1'arram. HEAFEY & HEAFEY, l'n4rtakara and Kmbalmert. Plinn HA. 1S. Offli !JU Karnam. Hulse & Riepen, Funorat PlrK-lnra. I'umlnr. rpnQRV.nTnnpT? :hAwirt i'B. 004T. FLORISTS. LEE LARMONiV Cioualna PO. .'44. SAT IT WITH FLOWERS FHOM HKS8 SWOBOI)A,14l5KAnNAM STREET. L. 11R.VPKR80.V, 1507 Farnam.JA. 1S5. JOHN BATH, 184 Farnam. J A. IM. LOST. FOUND AND REWARDS. FOR SALE. Pianot and Musical Instrument, TRAliK four Ub-d iilan on naar cla r l"n Ji.lan.-n a low a II .r nionin. A. ii"M' cy , i. n I'uun JtiltV 1 Af'F arht)iio ahua. riairli a. hninllar M uallar IU4f JIKJKxla 1st; tiuliian ilayr nu. fin atiapa, nariiiy uar.i, .. rilira. nariiay aan t'Aoll I" all kli'la i.f UH..I piano. 1 host Mr. Hrhaal. Uo.liiKion init. Clothing and Fur. UUN'liLt: WOOLKM MILLS. For aata, m faw unclaliiiad. all-wool "Dundaa auna, rhaap, aliarailana fra. ?. nrmwrai or. inn aim iia rny ma. Ft'llH rriitoijolD(l. fi-linatl anil rlaaafil. KM.KTfcR ALASKA rlfH CU.I ill H. liih t. lUil"' l I.KAMMI. laitnrliK aull. fur. II A. 0 AltMT aho., :.. ",o No, Hih" Typewtiteta and Suppliei. TYPEWRITERS ADDINGAMACHINES. Jill MAKES bought, aold. rantail an raralrad. Halo Mania for th CORONA. lift our frlc bfor ou buy. JSvary macnina (uaranieta. Central Typewriter Exc. ja. iii Farnam. Miscellaneous Articles. STANDARD. Th but varnlah on th market, - 69 per aalloa wbil It laai. Phr in & Wllllami' mixed paint. IJ 51) par Uon. 5411 Wrlitht St. W'B buy. aell anf, niak denka. abow nl. etc.. Umaba r Ixluro As sudd v Co. . W. Cor. 11th and Dnurla. J A. !7:4. J .ii) RKWAItl) I.nat Vareh 7. diamnnit crearant pin. kar-paako. . Mr. Lunaru rixllk. 104 N. Md. LOST Hlua Irieollno ault aklrt b"twren ivnaon ana IrvlnKton. WA. 4J7o, r word. Loat Kunian Kiti h net k piece. Kinder re. turn at conani Hotel ana receive rc- nurd. .ommon Sense A Silly Song By A CUCKOO BIRD. When a ship that is leaking drops anchor, and is safe in the harbor once more, the rats all climb out of her vitals and hurry to get to. the shore. But the sailor, who loves every timber of the ship that has borne him so long, will turn to and work like a beaver till everything's right that was wrong. Now the old ship of business is leaking, and' bad ly in need of repair; and she's dock-5rig,-" today',' in fhe harbor and the rats are all leaving her there. . The sailors,, who know her and love her, arc working as never before.-. W:lf you turn in and work with the sail ors, or run with the rats for the shore? ' - ' . LOST liledatone traveling baiff from auto Friday afternoon. Reward. ln. 3:, LOST Torloi.e Webater S773. shell rfimned glaasca, PERSONALS. THE SALVATION" Army Industrial home aollcltn jour old rlothinr. furniture, niftKazine. We collect. We distribute. Phone DO. 4135 an dour wagon will oall. Call and lnapeet our new home, 1110-1113-U14 Dodite St. STARTING aecond i-laaa of Wallar re ducing by mualn method Monday eve rilnir. 7 to S. Hamilton Annex. Apt. 14. Call evenlntt. No phono call. KATHRYN L. RILET SUIn and aualp specialist. Resltf-- work aolleited. Appointment, J A. t:it. riarlcnn t111- A. H.. Chiropractor. 108 Vc" Paxton block. AT. 9147. Office hours. II a. m. to 6:30 p. m. CANCER CVRKD Br MAIL 40 years- ex. perlence. Dr. II. V. Clarlc, Sutton, Neb. Write now. AFTER ten days I will nut lie responsible for any of William Moran'a wholesale bills. Sarah M. Mowrey, Parents' Problems Should a city child who has no yard,, be allowed to play on the side walk? . If there is no better place, out doors, near home, for her to play. Do not let her go beyond the block in front of your own home; do not allow her to run into the street. Above all. organize the women of your neighborhood and work for. a playground, to be opened within easy reach of your child's and their chil dren's homes! Name Nelson Postmaster. Nelson, Neb., March 12. (Special.) Robert Greenwood has been named postmaster here. Acting Ppstmaster William M. Peebler will retire in a few days, having served for 14 months, pending the selection of a republican. i By J. J. MUNDY. Do You Discuss Family Short-Com ings Before the Children? Offern parents during ; a quarrel speak before their .children in a derogatory manner concerning each rtttipr'e relatives. When accusations against relatives of father or mother are first heard by the children they are surprised ana feel that what is 'said is untrue, but when the statements are' made more than once thev grow to believe them. In a sense this causes the children to lose respect tor parents, as well as all respect they should have, for those -r tiiei, have, heard unkind ill n iiwiu , t .!, o-roatrst shocks a child has in life is to be convinced through events that one or the other parent is not or has not always been all that the child has believed the parent to bfXext to the parents, it is a shock to believe that relatives are wrong. Parents should try to keep all thoughts of disagreement: among the relatives from the minds of their children, and if there are disagree able family traits they should not be referred to. ' . Conduct yourself m a manner to cause your children to believe al wavs that you are and have been one of the best persons in the world. This is not done by bragging, but by being "the real thing." And if there are any good qualities your family possesses show up the for emulation. . . ICopyrijht, lKJ.) 1 Classified Advertising Rates ISc per liti (count worda to line) I aay. J6e per line per oay, o nn. .v. rfav .v consecutive day. 14c per line per day. SO conaecutiv days. .- .). .k.n for leaa than a total or. 35c. These ratea apply either to the Dally or Sunday Bee. All advertisement PP'" in both morning and venlna; dally paper for the one cnarge. CONTRACT RATES ON APPLICATION. Want ads accepted at the following or MAIN OFF1CK 17th and Farnam Sts. South Side 4986 B01u.,B.;t? 8tl l-,.nMI Bluffs 15 Soqtt St. WANT ADS RECEIVED BY PHONE THE BEE will not be responsible for more than one Incorrect Insertion of an rdvertlsement ordered for more than on. ""CLOSING HOURS FOR WANT ADS. Evening Edition 'i nn P M Morning Edition . THEATRICAL historical masriue costumes, for plays and parties.' at Lieben'a. Omaha MAGNETIC baths; Violet Ray treatment with massages. 614 S. 19th. AT. 9381. SULPHUR hatha. Swedlsb masaage, chi ropody. Evening to S. 2li So. 20th St. L'NDF.R new management. Expert massage.- 404 N. 16th, Apt. 4. LXPfcRT aewlnir machine repairing. MlCKtLS. 15lh and Harney. DO. 1S7J. ARB you looking for some good Red r.lvcr iihlo seed potatoes. T. T. Mlse. n-r. :i.(ii r.intnn Ave. KB-417P. WANTED TO BU. DESKS DESKS DESKS New desks, used desk bought, sold and traded. J C. Heed. K07 Farnam. DO. 14S WANTED SITUATIONS. Female. KfciKINKD lady desires position compan ion to elderly lady. Willing to travel "W. 3H51. RKKINED lady desires position a man aging housekeeper. Walnut 8061. Laundry and Day Work. MEN'S silk 'shirts, tailored and carefully washed, mended. Mrs. Saunders Silk Laundry, 1503 S. tnth St. HELP WANTED MALE.' Stores and Offices. WEN 18, over, wanted fop government positions. Railway . mail, postofnee, other positions. Salary $130 month, Ex. perience unnecessary. Write for free In formation concerning position and In structlon. Columbia School of Civil Service, 171 Pope Bldg., Washington D. C. CLL'RKS. young men. over 17, desiring government positions, 1130 mommy: 'Write for free list of positions now open. J. Leonard (former civil service examiner), 909 Equitable Bldg., Wash ington. D. C. Professions and Trades. MF.CHANO-THERAPT, Neville Bllr. MASSAGE, 318 RENT vacuum cleaners, 75c. HA. 1071 Massage Sun. and eve. Aptm. AT. 636S, EXPERT massage. 210 N. 17th St. ANNOUNCEMENTS. Accordeon Pleating. ACCORDION, aide, knife, box pleating, covered buttons, all styles: hemstitching. buttonholes. Write Ideal Button A bleating Co., 308 Brown, block. Omaha, Neb. Telephone JA. 193S. NEBR. PLEATING Xeasuf: tons. ISO Farnam. 2fl Floor. DO. 6670, Contractors. FLOOR laying and aauding; old flonra made HKe new; lor our prices call AT. 5533. PATCH plastering, paperhanging and re modeling a specialty. WA. 0997. Sunday Edition DEATH & FUNERAL NOTICES. PAPE-James. passed on jj the Jj"m ' his son. Jarm-a Pape, 1920 So uth Suth at.. Fridsv. March 10. 192. aged So years. Mr.' Pape is survived by three sons. William Pare, James Pape and Alfred Pape of Omaha. two daughters. Mrs. J. H. Glassman and Mrs. Esther Sutton or umana. , ...w Atnndav. Hfsrch I 1922. at i P m., from the residence of h's son. Jsme Pape. 1920 Boutn ooin St. Mr. Pape has resided In Omaha for S3 years. Interment. Forest Lawn cematerv. For Information call Crosby- Moore. WE. 0047. SMITH Joseph A., passed on at the home of hia daughter. Mrs. C. J. Lane, 3717 North !2d St., Friday. March 10, 1922. aged S5 years. Mr. Smith is survived hv threai -ania. Thomas Smith of Su perior, la., Leonard Smith of Swann, la., and Ray Smith, Red 8eal. S. D. ; two daughters. Mr. Williams. Seymour, I., and Mrs. C J. Lane, Omaha. Funeral services will be held t Sey mour, la., March 13. 1922. For lnfor 'matlon call Crosby-Moore. WE. 0047. WROTH Thoma K., March 10, 1922, ged S. Funeral service Tuesday, March 14. at 1:30 p. m. from Crane mortuary. 695 S, 20th .St. Interment Forest Lawn cemeterv. Deceaaed i aurvlved by his wife, Hettle L., two daughter, Mrs, Lethe, Vradanburg of Fort Crook, and Mrs. Ora Halle of Cleveland, O.: one eon, Clyde L. of Nevada: three broth era, three sister and four grandchildren. BURIAL VAULTS. AUTOMATIC saallna . concrete burial vault. Recommended and tor sale by all leading undertaker. Water proof, ns steel to rust, wood to de cay. Insist upon the AUTOMATIC S BALING VAULT manufactured by PAPERHANGING, patch plastering. For nrst-dass worn: call WA. 0997. Dancing' Academies KEEP'S SL", Farnam street. Douglas $440. Class and private lessons. Ten instructors. Dentists X-Ray DENTAL X-RAYS, 60o EACH. 13 a full set. 619 Securities Bldg. Dressmaking. GINGHAM and voile bousedresses: also undergarments and children's clothing; material furnished if desired. Douglas 854S Sundays and afternoons. . SBWINO done reasonable; call HA. 6996. Detectives. Independent Detective Bureau, 304 Neville Blk. AT. 6501; night, WA. 4045; KB. 0465 RELIABLE Detective Bureau, Railway Ex. Bldg., JA. 2056; night, KE. 3812. JAMES ALLAN, 312 Neville Blk. Evidence aecured In all cases. AT lantic 1136. Kodak Finishing. ENLARGEMENTS, oil coloring, developing, printing. Rase Studio. 21S Neville Blk FILMS DEVELOPED FREE. The Ensign Co.. 1607 Howard 8t Printing. EDDY Printing Co. 212 S. 13 St. Do. 8647. BRITT Printing Co., 7 Elks Bldg. Patent Attorneys. WANTED Auto electrician by exclusive battery and electric service atation; southeast Nebraska town of about 8,000. State age. experience and salary wanted. Address Box T-1827, Omaha Bee. BE a detective. S50-J100 weekly; travl over world; experience unnecessary. American Detective Agency, 799 Lucas, St. Louis. DO you want to Increase your Income? Write the National Auto School, 2814 No. 20th St., Omaha, for catalog. MEN for firemen, - S160, later 1250. Omaha Bee. brakemen. beginners Hallway, Box Y-1820, MOLER BARBER COLLEGE. 110 S. 14th. Write for catalog. Salesmen and Solicitors. SALESMEN wanted to solicit paint and varnish businese from Industrial trade in Missouri River territory. Will pay salary or salary and commission. Ex perienced men only need apply. Ad dress Box Y-1828. Bee. RELIABLE salesmen to handle high grade automobile accessories. Apply 5 to 6 p. m. Mr. Cavers, 2420 Farnam Street. BUSINESS CHANCES. Mr. Investor. tier' your only thanr la buy com KoM Urjanie. I theater at ft 0"0. I theater at .1,:ii. 1 th-aier huh ll.:"0 Uoftn and th t'Slan' en terms, t ladiea' nd gnt' furnlahliig t"r. Vwll ee at Inml.e ef atm k, An Ideal location. I'rlc 1.1,700. 1 af. on tiuay corner, fp-to-dat 'n lery way. Open from s. tn. t S p. m Doner lesvlnr lily. Will sell t aarrlfli price. I7.0U. , Will mil aceeut trade on property or land, t'm and s-e nie; office noun 1 a. m. i 1 p m.; or rli H. reterson, fin V. !21 fit. Omaha, Net. i07" VaIiNAM Ttmim apiiimeut, i-oni-pletaly modern; ul'able fur office, ludloa, dental or dressmaking mom, etc., for tenanl wlahlng home adjoin. Ing. T. T. Hall, 454 Hallway tichang. liuugla 74C4. POULTRY AND PET STOCK. TiriiVotUlilltLD Anton nii VVhiie Wyandotte ro-kerrl fur ealo, Mr. II. K. fhillps. T1N. tlh, K. I7fl, 'IHultol'UHniUCt) Huff lltplliglun r for hsti-hing. II to for 15. Mr. L. S, Hue, MIS Km met. W K,iHI. Wit In-ul'stors end .r.Jei cheap, lilt H.t,th hi. Wa.IIH, HATCItlNajigisW. Tsnls. KK.i7, FIXK It. 1. Hail foi-kere'ls, W'a! ";.'."' aut6ob1lTsWsaleT KCill SALK Harness liop: roroplet HJlpmeiil In cellent condition; email ock; good fanning locality; no com petition. Writ W. II. Camahan. I'rlmroae, Neb. CANDY KITCHEN and oda fountain. peer fixtures complete. locates, on goon corner In Waterloo, la. Sell for fl.ooo. Worth double this price, r. O. Talley, til Mulberry St., Waterloo, Ta. , FOR RENT A good room for moving picture show tn growing eunuro or over S. 000 population. For particular ad dress T. J. Hallnran, bioux City, J. 2009 Hlveralde Blvd. A STOCK of shoe In a going concern at nrd fur ale t once py trustees at a bargain. Davis Davis. Ord, Neb. BARBER SHOP; town of !S0: no com petition: t.'io: goon reason icr selling. Miller Bros., Alvo, r.eo. Tires Factory Damaged. Bargain Prices. Retail Dept. Sprague Tire Co., 18th and Cuming. v farmlands. California Lands. ?" California'?"?" Do )ou ir eipett to buy bom there T Then Mnl mm fr our booklet "I'll Inside In tta-Ml Kaiale" Fntd Fedstated Fa. tois, til Mill nmidnig, laii Francisco, Missouri Landn. Al'IIKN IU0, Ullllliprnlvil lllilln-r land, l.aclede fiiuiiiy, M . I7.;.0 per cre; terina. ou iluon. I0 annually: will rnnsiiler a bum h vt "is. Holt Realty t'n , libalini, ,.. Montana Lands. Kelt MAI.K ludith luin IMnnt.i land. KunrNiiiee s per i .-lit on inveiiliiieni. Wnie It C. lluisl Mantotil. .lutlllh Ha- Silt, MlMlt . RKAIa lSTATE 5UB URBAN. Brtct aitU'r.MH. vs '.' Viae rawta) liaus . OIIH gataial bom ; ,..s.,i.e.. f !' ", Young & Dulierty, ft llreBa' Thalee. jrl;J l't Flofti.'. si. riu w AT"aiiii4"'' ' Kjy- e aVkstat e"i m hkovkd " Wtt. LOOK I Cheaper to Ruy Than Kent. t.mnm all tiiwlern bwlli'ia "' u rier inl.atfu. Mun ill l,MMlli II. l.ia. Living rvnnie f-nisbed in Hilanr naiuial f.nah use flu thiiiliti'. "illy !,;. taaf I'll"' t all A. licnson & Carmichacl, it: rion ink, at Jt "$100 i. lame aune es rent, will tuy fi room, pearly ns, inoaein pui.am wuh arsa, on pai'd ai'l line: nn th Ave rail WA near caf ais 8600 llslaife iiiniilhlyj l-rnotn neailv -, modem bunialo. No. ailt M i 14,. fall W A ii; MijitKBsrioiiil-bun slnr,li Urge roema, mi paved airaei, rontemaiit I" two car. tinea. Call enner. Walnut :04, liter buxinass hour or Funday, South. Why Walk? WHKN Voir CAN GF.T SUCH BARGAINS IN USED CARS AT TUB Nebr. Oldsmobile Co., lllb and Howard. AT. 1770. for rent rooms. Furnished Rooms. (JET YOL'R ROOM thrnueh The Bee furnished room di rectory. Call t office for list of choice desirable rooms In all parta of tne city, A service that benefit both advertiser and room seeker. UINNEV ST.. 1801 Very desirable large front room In a real borne, ror z gentle men. Near car line and goou cate. References. Webster HofiS. CLAIRMONT HOTEL 17th. near Jackson. Rooms and Kitchenette apartments, ash for weekly rates. DO. ;795. HOTEL SANFORli. 19th end Farnam. HOTEL HENSHAW. 16th and Farnam. Special rate to permanent gueai. FURN. rm with prlv. bath: warm. nm- fortable, cheerful; price ressonaoie. oay or wit. Hotel Hamilton, ATJiOl NICE front room, desirable location, walk ing distance; rererences requ reu. i-none HA. 4535. SWEETWOOD AVE.. 410 Attractive sleeping room in modern Dries, iiai, close in. CAPS ST.. 2S74 Very dealrahle room in private pome tor gentlemen, one piui-a, to car. close In. Harney 4236.- ' CLEAN, WARM, WELL FIKNISHKL ROOM. BS5 8. 26TH AVK. Housekeeping Rooms. TUB OITIDE TO the better housekeeping rooms ! th directory furnished to advertiser and room hunter. Call at Bee office for free copy containing desirable vacancies In all parts or tne city. LIGHT housekeening rooms fur rent. quire 508 South giith. PU, 888J. ln- Board and Rooms. HASKELL ST.. 2932, pleasant room for one or two gentlemen, A-l meals. tiA. 5801. PAICB BrORT MODEL TOURING. PRAC TICALLY NEW. PERFECT CONDI TION. SIDE TVJNO SHIELDS, ETC., ONE-THIRD OF NEW TRICE. MOTOR EXCHANGE CO., SOI! FARNAM ST. DOUGLAS S987. Nebraska Lands. SEVKKAL Improve'! cattle ran.-hra In eeuthern Hult county mt central tier, field rouniy. Nehrsaka. for sal or rent. Bargain If taken at once. M A Y L A ft I Ac 'i NnrrolM. Neb. WRITE M. A. I.ar.on. Central cTty. Neb. for folder about truck raising oppor tunities in acre tracts. Wisconsin Lands. LANUOLOiiY free: sueclal number. Juat out. rontulning many fart of clover land In Marinette county. Wisconsin, If for a home or an investment you r thinking or buying good farr lanua. where fanners grow rich, send at one ror tnis special numncr or L,ananiogy, It Is free on renuest. Address Bkid more-Rlehlsj I.nnd Co., 43.1 Skldmor Rlehl Hldg., Marinette. Wis. FINANCIAL. Real Estate Loans, HKAL VHV.lt CAR BARGAINS. Cash or Time. Buy or Sell. Fords, from ISO and up. Hodge, Buicka and others, 1100 and up. Ford bodies winter tnrs. (iOLPSTROM ACTO SALES CO. 1J18 Harney St. Central Oarage. j WE have caan on hand to loan on Omaha .vviucvr... SJS Keellne Bldg HUDSON Sl'EEtlSTER, LOOKS HETTEli THAN NEW. NICKEL RADIATOR, SIDE WINGS, ETC. NEW TIRES. A BARGAIN. JiOTOR EXCHANGE CO.. :0Ji FARNAM ST. DOUGLAS iS7. P1Q1m T nonco delay on western rtl JII JjUctllS jsei,, (arms, ranche Kloke Investment Co.. 45Oni. Natl Bank. LIBERTY bonds ana slocks bought and old. I'.OBT. C. lmUESKPOW aV CO., StiO Omaha Natlmial Hank Building. OMAHA HfiMKS-'EAST NEB. FARMS. O'KEKFE HFCAL ESTATE CO., 101 Om. Nat. Hk. Bldg Jackson 8715 FIRST mnrtgago loans made promptly on Omaha real estate, bnopen ft Co., Realtors. JA. 422S. 234 Keellne Bldg. linn TO Jin.000 made promptly. F. D Weed & Hnwiuan Co.. Wcad Bldg. SOME bargain in used Fords; prompt delivery on new J-ords. WCAFFRKY JIOTOR CO.. The Handy Ford Service Station. 15th and Jackson Sts. DO. 3500. Special 1918 Chandler 4-possenger coupe, in good condition. 1500. Terms. HA. 0345. New paint job: Mr. Barrett. BUY A GUY L. SMITH USED CAR. A Salfe Investment. 2Sth nd Farnam Ste. Phone. DO. 170. TRANSMISSION cover. 13.50; timing gear cover, otic; crank atiart, 2. .Nebraska Auto Parta Co., 1018 Harney St. 1020 OVERLAND FOUR A good buv. will demonstrate; 1325; terms. Mr. Barrett. HA 034G. WHITrT V "W fix everything.1 IliUlULIi Metal or Ruhher. USED cars bought, sold and exchanged. TH AW VER AUTO CO., 2210 Farnam St. Stocks and Bonds. LIBERTY BONUS bought and aold. AT. .lt.44. Mack a Bond House. 1431 1st Nat, J. H. M I THEN pays most for LIBERTY BONDS. l:i City Nat'l. Bank Bldg. REAL ESTATE WANTED. HAVE inquiries for homes do you want lo sell your property? List it with C. A. Grimmel. Omaha Nat'l Bk. Bldg. RT RTv'F.TT Writes Tornado and utlVlllJl x Windstorm Insurance 350 Peters Trust Bldg. JA-0633. PT?TT,TT, Kealty Co. List with VJXV U JCjIN LK.J tis for quick results. 141 1st Nat'l Bk. Hldg. JA. 196S. JA D. ROY WOODWARD. Investments and Insurance. 323i. 702 Peters Trust Bldg. LIST your homa for sale with us. We have the customers. PAYNE INVEST MENT CO. USED radiators, all makes for sale. Green- ougtt Radiator Repair, 3039 Farnam. NEARLY NEW 5-PASSEN'GER JORDAN TUIH1.U CAR. CALL HA. 6459. EVENING dinners served In Dundee. particulars phone WA. L'olT Unfurnished Rooms. THREE rooms, third floor, steam heated; gas, clectrlo light furnished, laua e. 10th St. BRISCOE Touring, runs fine, good tires; give me an offer. HA. 4416. GUARANTEED typewriters. 12,60 and up. Midland Office Supply Co., 1404 Dodge. HOLLY, expert auto trimmer. 812 S. 24th. FARM LANDS. FOR RENT HOUSES. Minnesota Lands. ROOMS and bath, modern except heat. 312 North 27th Ave. Carl Sorcnsen. EQUITY Land Exchange, St. Paul, Mian. List your home Buy jour home BINDER & OTIS, Real Estate. Loans'. Rentala. J A, 2661. To buv or Pii vmaha Rpal Kstete see FOWLER & M'DONALD 1120 City Nat'l Bk. Bldg. .TA ckson 1426 I L,H I On II ad a ef Larimo-e Ave. between S4th and :;th Ntra.ie. will sell oa easy l.svirient or will build lo tour oruar. llal&LoF payment . Then , taw art, ft a I a to n. 1 . COLORKD, to l-room. modarn, mal psvment down, bslanie tlV ranL E. L PavUi. S5J0Ontbt.5'E. Ui. ' E. BUCK aV CO. bur nd el bomes. Acreage. This Is Your Chance Four-room, nearly new, modern , bun. gslow; full basement nd large tne: chicken houa and yard, wllh fin er, of ground, fronting on W. Maple; paved street; sightly location. Call WA. I0.. Miscellaneous. NEW l-room tucco bungalow, oak fin. lah. built-in features. Price K.000. Norrl & Norrl. Jackson 4170. WK don't advertise on Funday. Waull for our da through th meek. PAYNE INVESTMENT CO. New Bungalow Diamond part payment. JA. Hit. (Farm for Rent I m Land thHt never fails to pro- f j -'U.;. r. duee. Choice farm for rent. Due to change in plans, I offer my country home of 125 acres, rich farm land, with modern improvements of ? 12,000, for rent for one year, with option of sale or rent for longer tcrm This place is located in Platte Valley, on main line U. P., about 100 miles from Omaha,' near county seat, half mile from new school, on main high way, like pavement. Twenty acres alfalfa, 80 acres farm land, balance blue grass pas ture. A farmer can take Y0 brood sows and 6 milk cows and run hogs in the corn and alfalfa and net $5,000 per year at present prices. Farm fenced hog tight, with run ning water. For particulars M. B. Gordon, Owner. Paxton Hotel, Omaha, Neb. Or call by phone Monday, March 13th. Charles W. Young & Son Real Estate. Rentals, Insurance. U02 City Nat. Bk. AT. 96fi8. GEO. T. PORTER & CO. Real Estate, Rentals, Insurance. 105 South 18th. AT, 2995. WANT small house for 3. Can't pav but 14.500. Write Box X-108, Omaha Bee. $50,000 To loan on Omaha real estate. Straight 6-year loans. No monthly payments. Reasonable interest rates. NATHAN SOMBERG " Realtor I 1305 Ft Nat. Bank At. 0745 ICE five rooms upstairs. 2525 Reese St. Jackson 33H0 alter 3 p. m. FOR RENT APTS. AND FLATS. Furnished. 5 SOUTH 31ST ST., 2 rooms, up-to-date. private bath: two gentlemen or couple. HA. 4s;w. L'RNISHED apartment; 2 rooms; hot water: heat. Wa. USS0. 2zn wirt or. Unfurnished, strictly modern 3-room apartments. at.nsm heated. Jan tor service, larire, airy, desirable rooms. Price reasonable. 1324 Capitol Ave. Miscellaneous. ANY intelligent person, either sex. may earn 5100 to 1200 monthly corresponding for newspapers: 15 to 15 per coLuinn all or spare time; experience tinnecea sary; no canvassing. Send for particu lars. National 1'res .Bureau, nurraio, N. Y. HELP WANTED FEMALE Stores and Offices. WILL pay girls tuition through business college for doing some light office work, Give ajto and education. For Interview write Box B-94, Omaha Bee. Professions and Trades. LADIES can make good wases at home doing Batik art work, experience un necessary, call forenoons, Koom jo, Douglas Block. FOR personal Instruction in shorthand. typewriting-, bookkeeping, banking, etc., call DO. 7774. Saleswomen and Solicitors. SALESLADIES wanted; good commission; city work: Omaha company. Call Room S. Wead Bldg., or Phone DO. 6804. Household and Domestic. HOUSEKEEPER wanted by young man on a rarm. state wagea wanted. ox Y-1826, Bee. J. W. MARTIN, patent attorney, 1712 Podge. Omaha, also Washington, D C. W'e help sell patents: models made. Miscellaneous Announcements. TIT A MOMflQ We pay tbe best prlc with privilege to bur back at small profit. OR0S3 JEWELRY CO.. Omaha, Neb.. 401 N. lth St, Telephone DO. 6049. RAZOR BLADES aharpened. Single, lac; double edge. 4?c aos. Mall order so licited. Omaha 8harp Co.. 101 N. ltn. OMAHA PILLOW COMPANY, liattiesaes made over In new ticks at bait price of new beds. 1907 Cuming. JA. 2487. DR. A. C. 8ABIN, RECTAL DISEASES. Suite 310 Arthur Bldg.. S10 S. 18th St. PRESCRIPTIONS carefully compounded at the Sherman UcConnell Drug stores. SCREENS rewired, glaslng. KE. 2701. FOR SALE. Furniture and Household Goods. REED chslrs. dining set. Persion nig; of melody, rhythm and musical art. The only evenings. No phones. 3511 Charles.- Pianos and Musical Instruments. GEO A. SMITH Dealer In drums. lyle- Dhonee. etc : InaTrurtlnna renalrina" Oroahs, Concrete Burial Vault Co t;it 1 l'avennort St. Phone HA. :IC7 HELP WANTED. Male and Female. O Qroom modern apartments. THE l) ")"DBAKR RJENTAL AGENCY. 1702 Howard St, AT. 9708. JA. 280S. Peters Trust Company, WHERE OMAHA RENTS. MAPLE ST.. 1S16. attractive modern room apartment, tile porch, $60 and ISO. STEAM heated apts., 4 rooms, closo In. G-. P. Stebblns, 1610 Chicago. FOR RENT Business Property. 696 SQUARE FEET of real office apace for rent in the Electric Bldg., at the low rate of fl.68 per square foot. Thin of fice has two large windows fronting' on Fifteenth St. We will divide this room to suit tenant. Inquire AT. 3100, Air. Izard. ' 1807 FARNAM Store room, 24x132. If tenant wants more room, will build two stories above, each 66x132, with light on three sid os. Thomas F. Hall, 434 Bail way Exchange. DO. 7406. FOR RENT General merchandise store building; good location; no stock to take over. J. tlreggersen. Elkhorn, Neb. TEL. JA 3066 Near Fontenelle hotel. ground floor space, suitable for high class offices or any retail line. i4TH ST., 2511 N. Store room. Just north of Lake St. Modern. Reasonable rent. Call L. N. Bunce, Atlantic 6953. MERCANTILE STORAGE AND WARE HOUSE CO.. 11th and Jones Sts. H. Bf. Christie, warehouse & track'ge prop. F. D. WEAD AND BOWMAN CO. GARAGE apace. 1502 S. 10th St, WANTED Men, ladies and ooys to learn barber trade: big demand; wage while learning; strictly modern. Call or write 14n,t Dodge St. Tri-City Barber College. EDUCATIONAL. DAY SCHOOL NIGHT SCHOOL. Complete course In accountancy, ma chine bookkeeptng, comptometry, short hand and typewriting, railroad and wireless telegraphy, civil service and all English and commercial brancbea. ' Write, call or phone Jackson 156S for large Illustrated catalog. Address Boyles College, Boyle Bldg., Omaha. Neb. Van Sant School of Business. Day and Evening Schools. 12 Omaha National Bank Bldg. Douglas 6890. BUSINESS CHANCES. 42x132 plate glass front; cement floor, .steam heated: excellent for garage. F. D. Wead-Bowman Co., AT. 0151. DRUG STORE, IS.000 proposition, quick saie. .i.8 raen. rnone ma. 4219. ONE general merchandise store for sals or trade. Box S72, Mead. Ke MOVING AND STORAGE. "WHEN MOVING" ' PACKING STORAGE SHIPPING Phon Jackson 0288. FIDELITY "sjco 1107-11 Howard St. FIREPROOF WAREHOUSE Separate locked rooms for household goods and pianos, moving, packing; and shipping. BEK1NS OMAHA VAN AND STORAGE. 806 South 16th. DO. 4163. ESTIMATES furnished on storage end moving. Contracts taken by Job or nr. Globe Van & 8torage Co., JA. 4318. AT. 0230. S20-24 North 16th St. HORSES AND VEHICLES. HARNESS AND SADDLES. We make them ouraelvea and sell them direct to th farmers, you get tbe best that en be made at first cost. Harness thst sold for tfi last year, I6i now. Write for free catalog. ALFRED CORNISH A CO. 1210 Farnam St. HAY 1 pr ton. A. W. Wagner. 101 X. llto St. JA-1142. 6 People and What They Say About Where You Are Living THE BANKER If you happen to wan-t a little credit at your bank, 'n the way of a loan, there is one question your nker will always ask: - - i He will ask you if you Own Your Own Home THE MERCHANT , If you want to open a charge account at a store, one of the questions the credit man will ask is: Do You Own Your Home ? YOUR NEIGHBOR Your neighbor, whether he works near you, or lives near you, will say something like this to you the first time you engage him in a friendly conversation: I suppose You Own, Your Home? YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CHILD In about the first conversation your child has with your neighbor's child the latter will say: We Own Our Home, Do You? YOUR FRIEND If you don't own your home, even your best friend will say, some day if not now: I don't understand why he never got a Home of His Own. YOUR LANDLORD If you step up to your landlord some day, and tell him you are going to own your own home, he will say: Fine Business, so Do I. you want to own your home, a realtor is the proper man to consult OMAHA REAL ESTATE BOARD