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.7. THE mil OMAHA. SATURDAY. MARCH 11. 1922. TheOmaha Bee D.MiYMOBMNG)-CVEKl.S'C-SUNDAV ... IBB IIE ri'ltUUINO COhtfAXY M f MUuN B. CrDIKS, rukU.kt ! . MtWHt, UtMtl K.uiw Mi.Mtf.ll OF THK AXSOCIATtO MLiS .Win. WHIM U lit an H KnMlIM U M UM im l tkt.a4 mfc 4j ii.tw W mwMKMJM Tfce ! irUlioii f Tk Oiath B fr rtbrwtry, 1922 Daily Average ....71.306 Sunday Average ...78.325 THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. , ILMtR . ROOD, ClnuUttaa Hui "u 'I M 24 d.r ( 3..l W, H. QUIVIY. N.i.r, PuUi, f tlC UUPMONtA Mi( RrtRrlt r(rk(n. A.k for Ik AT bulk 1000 'r.rtm.n. rr rrus W.nM. r n'int (iit rt.r j p. m.i r.4llorll Dtrrtaot, ATlinU ICIt r 1011. OfMCtS , Mlo Orn lit if if tarn.n. I. Huffi 1 Scott bt. koalk BlJ 4I . :ti St. K Yort-:il Fifth Ait. Wi.h&llMi llll 0 It. rhlfi(.l7: Ftrf.r IM. , rrli, "rae42t u It, Moosr Service on tlie School Board. The plain infficnff lo be drawn from the di'i tuion if the affairs of the Omaha Independent School dittrict by one of our route nijorarie is I that the number of the Hoard of Education were i given handsome salariej, management would be more efficient. Let in examine this ; ihougfit: ! Jar more than forty years service on the mchool board lias been honorably sought by men who are interested in the public schools of the tity, ,The position lias carried with it arduous duties, hard work, and not a little of undeserved complaint and criticism, 'while the only reward it ha brought has been the unpurchaseable sat isfaction that comes with a consciousness of duty taithftilly performed. Not always lias this been 60, for" at times the record of the board has been , marred by partisan or factional control, but the voters' usually have remedied this swiftly by dismissing the unworthy. Taken as a whole, however.'the history of the Omaha school hoard is that of high-minded, patriotic men, earnestly striving to discharge a sacred public trust. If the affairs of the district are involved in a floating debt, it is due not to the fact that the members of the board serve without ;pay, but that they have endeavored to nuke bricks with out straw. Heeding the'call for improvements and extensions in the school system, the board has endeavored to provide for the apparent needs, and at the same time has tried to keep down costs. And right there is the rub. School service can not be extended without adding to the cost of the schools. Mighty few of the men now serving on the board would be tempted by any moderate salary to take on the work; nor is it probable that any such salary would lure forth other men of affairs and capacity to assume the duty. Omaha has had some experience along this line. '1i 1 favor ef the bonus, Jht time If nearly ter hen the administration will bate to tale more tit. tided stand. The rridcit hat ptedfej the bonus; congress ht pledged tht bonus; will tt secretary of Iresiury nd tht comptroller of cur. rency defeat the bonus legislated, or will they signify what form of payment they will appruef ! 1 --JI Too Simple for Some. Opponfnts of the four-power rit continue i pry and delve into every minute circumstance urroufief hi byth, trying to find some Haw or fault upon wbivlt l tie thejr objection. It is k rather strange spectacle. When babe is born the questions usually asked, in fMimiting its probable future deelopment, have to do with its parentage and itelf. Were the parents healthy and of good character? ' Is the child rybust and undrformrd? If so, it is assumed to have a first .c'asi.cbaqcc of repcclabk achievement; jf not, there may be doubt. But the physician who at tended the mother at birth, his religion, his med It kl school, the' length, of his, whUkers- the.e thing are not thought Important. His wink i lione. , It is a simple an.togy. The four-power treaty j has parents of Handing in the community, four great nations Mho have interests in the 1'acilic ind whose governments are driven by the im pelling force of their respective peoples, as well is their onn expressed wish, to maintain peace. It is a lusty child. Even at this tender age. it can speak for itself. Unlike the ill-fated and de formed League of Nations covenant, it does not "undertake to preserve the territorial integrity and existing political Independence" of its sig natories, without providing definite and specific means to that end. It says plainly just what it is (Article II): If the said rights are threatened by the ait grcsMve action of any other power, the high contracting parties shall communicate with one another fully and frankly in ortr to arrive at an 'understanding as to the most cflicient measures to be taken, jointly or separately, to meet the exigencies of the particular situation. That is all. It is so simple that a child can read it. I'crliaps it is because it is so simple that its opponents arc in such desperate straits. The Husking Bee .Its Your Dan Siari 11 With a Laugh RHYME WITHOUT REASO.V. I bate to do foint wriilng And I don't know nlut to rii about. Vrt we see penou fighting When they don't know what they fght aliour; i kuv com" Home io dinner I eeling full of gay and cheerful love, Of household trials that sinner Very soon has got an earful of. ? Work of the Budget Bureau. Taxpayers are certain to find much that is o ' interest in the report being prepared by General Dawes, director of the national budget, as to the savings tfiat have been made possible by the 1 adoption of the budget system. Some general 1 knowledge of economics waff given by the bud-, get itself, but transfers 6f funds and duties made a definite fisrure impossible. Now the man who made the budget is to interpret it. As- time passes, the inauguration of the bud get is certain to stand forth as one of the great est domestic achievements of the government in recent year-..,-Jt- did. more -than. bring, together the various departmental expenditures so that the total was subjected to the light of day, rather than being hid under a mass of over lapping legislation. It made a start toward trac ing the government's dollar clear from the1 tax. payers pocket to its ultimate destination. This will tend to eliminate both waste and its com panion, graft. When Brigadier General H. If. Lord, for merljr of Omaha, was made director of finance' in the War department, he proceeded to check up certain war expenditures, with the aid of the congressional committee of war expenditures, of which Congressmen Tcffcris and Reavis of Nebraska were members. He unearthed dis creparkies aggregating millions of dollars. A proper budget system will tend to make such waste impossible. .Recently in a sale of surplus war . jiroperty a certain article was sold for $5,000 which was a fair price. Representatives of the budget director found that the cost of the saje was $4,500. The budget is in its infancy. As it continues to gather up the loose ends of government financing, its real worth' will.be appreciated. "Frozen Credit" and the Bonus. Another technical objection lias been opposed to the bonus bill, this time by D. R. Cressinger, comptroller of the currency. He says the cer tificate plan is undesirable almost to the extent of being impossible, as it contemplates what he designates as "the worst possible form cf frozen I credit" Banks can not affora. the comptroller .says, to take on. the loans, because of the immo bility of the asset so provided. The loan" feature of the measure approved by a majority of the house ways and means com mittee provides that the certificates snail be avail able as collateral for a loan to the extent of 50 per cent of its face value. Thus, an ex-service man who holds a maximum of $625 for oversea servic, can borrow otv it $312.50, which is not an exorbitant sum. The bank making the loan is permitted to charge 2 per cent in excess of the regular discount rate prevailing- in the district If the Federal Reserve rate is 5 per cent, the bank rate will be 7 per cent. Ia many ways the loan on the certificate resembles loans made on real estate,' with this exception? In case of a" real estate, loan, enforced collection requires costly litigation, and sometimes equally wasteful liqui dation, while in the event of an ex-service man defaulting on his loan, the bank, at the end of three years, presents tbe certificate and note, to the treasury of the United States, receives; irt full principal -and-interest, and ias Josf nothing. Mr,Cressinger's opinion represents the ex treme view of opposition to the ''bonus. Secre tary Mellon has objected to every plan so fat fugjgestedandbas made it clear that be is not in j War Finance and Nebraska. Milestones re set by the roadside to measure progress. Without the markers, one may not realize the extent of the advance. ' Such a purpose is served by the forthcoming visit of tugene Meyer, director of the War Finance corporation, to the western agricultural states. Mr. Meyer was here last in November, just after the War Finance corporation had un dertaken to finance agricultural production. A democratic administration had refused to extend this succor, but the republican congress enlarged the powers of the corporation to include the re- ief of the farming industry. Mr. Meyer came west to set up the machinery and spread the news. He found a people op. ressed by economic burden and depressed by the apparent hopelessness of their situation. He was told frankly that the War Finance corpora. tion was waging a battle like to the beating back of the sea with a spade. But the corporation persisted. Despite delays and setbacks, it or- ganized its work and loaned many millions of dollars in Nebraska, with corresponding amounts in neighboring states. Then came the turn of the tide. Partly be. cause of the War Finance corporation aid, partly because the people of the west girded their loins and bent to the task with a determination that it must be done regardless of the weight of oppos. ing circumstances, the farming industry took the upgrade. Mr. Meyer's visit next week, under so much more auspicious conditions than his first trip. west, enables a taking of stock, a further realization of the change that has been wrought, A fi't seems uiif in Kj.nn U the married folks are doinc it. They, without aue or reaon. Grab a rag and start to rliewim it: So jnt to keep up with Vm hy should I. toil, not go It free, And without rhyme r rhythm Mart to landing out my poetry? PHILOSOPHY. Some fellows will stand for almost anything rather than spoil the cresset in their trousers by lilting down. Yc. Chester. C'it are perhap ju.t a mod tt t lhy ued to be, but they don't exactly flaunt their modesty. a Don't chide, a child, who shows symptom of being a feature contortionist. Jle may be cut out for the movies. ! PHEW! Tbe scents of Nature, sweet enough, I love the fragrant rose. But some of this here home brew stuff Just make me hold my nose. UNIMTORTANT ITEM. The maauie is said to be sacred in Norway The mineepie seems to be the national bird in the Prohibition States of America. Our idea of the zenith of helplessness is a bachelor who is given a baby to lioM. See where a minister preached a TWO- HOL'R SERMON on why men don't go to church. ... , And still he wonders. " I'D MAKE HIM PUT IT BACK. Dear rhilo: .1 was just cnlering.the dentist's office when the old molar quit aching, so, being a brave man, I turned back to the elevator. Just then the doc stepped out ofthe elevator, took me by the" arm and insisted that we pro ceed with the ceremony. Under these circum stances what punishment would youliavc in flicted on the doc? W. W..L, How to Keep Well " PI.W.A.tVANS Qim.Iim (Mhtramf fc.laa, foil. Iwa 4 Miwa 4iM. auk. iii4 la t. kit itU.il ! Ik M, k aaww4 arMally ukiHi ia limiuitM, ka a Ktmf4, tddf4 ! w . ". tr. t..H Vlll Ml Ml. 0r p.M,iM Ur M)livi4iMl i....... A44i bunt n ,,,, , Ikt l.a. POISONING THE WORMS. The . women mn the twerituih reniury doet.jra Mre In arrloua dl av'rd n th norm iieatun. Tha nlil nniiiii t v .im. un..,,. t Wn. ", ill. an nlldrrn do m mi l.n.l i. ....... Tltrir Mil of liulii-intont Mart a viih ixinvnlaiiiity iiii.t incliKlra lui-klne at l ho hum', eriiiinir iii town t.,i. and mliH'elliineniia nif.iius. ' The tweniiHli '-niurv do, tor niny iha truth nf Hi liMi..n.,ni nd dlnptiio tin. diMilM of the nit. Bailona. They l. ll nf vnnr In tilt h eiirh if the nvmptnuiN waa In e-v. uanet but In whlih mt woim were ever found, and of oihi-r r aw a In -iiii-ii nnrma were i. '1111.1 in prea Muiiiurri. phi in wnn n ihrrd urn n"nn or in PHiii'lnnm noted nn.r m in reply tlio old women till of rew rakea of Mi.'iaina whlrh vm nll wlien wurina wero reinoir.l bv ilm or worm niMicino. Tlia tweiiliih rentury doctora coine Mick liy 1enr of rasea of I'Himi wn it'll wera not litiiioveI hv no- ui pi worm nirun'itic. All In all, tlia raa of worma old women attnrneya for ilia worms. twentieth century doc torn attorney vainm neeua iifnt. An wen ua wa fi Hz the altuatlon up, here Is the A laie proportion of children nava wurma. a tir iroiiortion or adults are iikiwim mrKied A a ruin worma result from eat ing r.imi coiitHiiiliia worm ecca. In aniua apeclra tha worm larvae ura olhcrwiM) token Into tha a.VMtem Th hlsher tha MlnndurilM of riaanlliioNs hx to food and ilitKerH the icfa tlia prevalence mm if worma. A tn one the InuMtte and the ferlde minded t'io prevalence rnto la very lilh. There are no certain aymptoms of worm. The commonly accepted aynip toniK, such ns Itchy none, crlndiiic of teeth, and ronvulHinna. hip inixlend InR more often than nthcrwla. Tim only certain ainn in the finding of worms or eKgs in Ilm hIooIh. h..xiimlnaMona with theunnlded eye of three or four upcclmenR of stools m oiiipugh for a diHgnosIs in most discs. At least one Kieclincn examined. Tka Hn aflrra III auluma Iriwly la h k rr la .ikiiu an. uulilia I ItnllM. rrdiinia r(l. -MXiMbl ail.f, vlar iK) m,Mltm. alM luaix hf MM f lb fltr anvain, ncS Irll.r, .nw.,11. tr imliiiraiiiiH, ui ill. I Hi ruiio, mr " "Uk km ka 4l1n. lb Hr ! b.4 pr.i.M in mmImm i. m-rv im a. ainn iprr.MI I., raria. apaailrai la ka foliar II. i) t All.MCM ( Iul gucMllilK. fcj. KAceoriling (o the Uw a niihlMiul cbii i ciiinii'eil to piiy the expciisea of tti ami, if ,0 Jhii ni'aiis to do so, and if th wjf luia it jfuod vnt. 'iu Khiiuld hire a lawyer. W. r. r.. Tlie law iniivlili-a flint a Uckcriinliin of tlm uiiimni i...,,i.i l aent to Hih Ju.i a f in ,rlll.M In Iho prcclmt whna ilm iiiiliiuil i found Wllhln as Imnia i.n..- .i.i.l- ln aiiii. Tha justice uf fhu m'hc records iha icrltlon In ,i hook kept iy hi in fi,r ih,., inirii.,M.. r.. which he chnriii N u f.-n of i'i cents. U tha unliniil is not cl.liurd hv ih.. ownrr wiiniu Hi ilsys nflvr IIiin re cordlnif. the (lenvrliUinii hIk,hiI, .n sent t' Ih county clerk hv tha imriv niKlliiL- tlm nnliiiul 'Iha .'.lit ill u clerk iiiiliintlliiii'lv records the ,c. scrlplloii, fur which Im j .ntlilrd to a, fea of 2i tritn. Within Jt) ,Uvh after thla second recording, the per sm finding tho uuimiil siiouid nub llsh a dcscrlplioii In any nwsnipci' iniiniicti in mo county. The pub lication should ha for at leant ivo t'onsccutivo weeks, for which th pumuwer is entlUed to chnrso $3. If tho ra If. under tho mko of 1 year, Ims not been reclaimed within six months after advertlslnc. it t,e. comes tlia property of the person finding It without further proceed - HIS. N. K. The N"i liniskn l.iwr urn vinos lh.it whero a liushsud dies leaving a wife and one child by n former marrtnar. utie-fourlh oart of nia rein csiBto sikiii Bo to llio wife. I lie mime rulo hop les to the ncr- sonsl properly. Tha wife Is nllovved in sdtlilioii a reiisoiiablo ullowaueo durinif I ho setilcinrnt of the eslutn out of the personal cstHte or out of the income of the real estate. In ad dition, ncrordiiu? to statute, tho wife Is entitled to tho homestead exemu- tion: that Is. the lislit to live In tho homo during the remainder of her life, and to have all t lie wearing ap parel, ornaments, household furni- urc of thJ deceased, ind other per sonal property to he selected by lier not exceeding $00 in vnltie. A husband cannot by a will cut off his wife from receiving uny of his property, as tho above apportioned mounts are nectired to hpr ry Kire lale Ma Mrtt Iub!iii, March 10, Ma meeting in support of the Iri-h free Utchavc been arranged l'"r umlay at C'ik, w ith Michael Collin u the principal speaker. A unrtng a No will be hrld at tUudalk. where Arthur liiifhth iiiul I'ioI. John MacNeill will spi'uk.l I . M'J JuiiiMi ; Xr'w Vi'ik,' i Maah t -. t lluiullily t'IUJ!e iii.i ,i llK I'llltcd ?it4tCS Ml i'l'.iuiii i , nude public todty. s!ioe. 4 it' Ions 01 IlilliHrd t" 'Kl on hull I i'i. ruary J. Ihi i a ilciiee ii.wn J-iiiuary' imnlled oidrr, wlmli i. llcd 4..Nl.uri. I .' j If necessary, should be ona iaspd l ..,.... '.,.i i . .i .i,- . . .ii . iiamii; nnu r,ii.t 11,1 i' un: 1.3 ill- Duiinvriiui'iii. iv larwiiK nt'rtll llicui- Dear W. W. L.': Some contributors make the colvum through merit and some through nerve you made it because I like, your stuff. Seriously, though, for the sake of the wife and children. I used to peek under the pillow when that was being done, but nevery found anything except the Ostcrmoor. which merely served to remind me that Jhere was another payment due at the installment house, tan you beat it? HIT IT AGAIN? Dear Fhilo: Can't resist the temptation like hitting the pipe. O BUT U DO, DEARIE. After daubing much paint on her check Then she in the glass took a peek, "Oh, lord!" Then she cries, "That d - mirror lies; I surety don't look like that freak 1" . w i A fellow to cop first honors in a squash tournament has to be some pumpkins, or else raise a devil of a racket. Prosperity and thePemocrats. One of New York's leading retail clothiers said the other day: "We have come to realize that unless the farmer prospers we can not hope for better business." That is true and more people realize it today than did so not many days ago. - The whole country is dependent on. the farmer, and the farmer's welfare, in turn;' is bound up inextricably with the prosperity of business in general. There is, it appears, just one exception. That h the group of democratic politicians and demo cratic newspapers which subordinate every in terest to the campaign of the "outs" against the "ins." Democratic politicians refuse to believe that prosperity of the country will help their political 'fortunes. They have based their cam paign on fomenting discontent. Discontent thrives on "hard, limes." If conditions are nor mal by election time, the campaign of discontent may evaporate. Is the democratic; press actually willing to delay the.-."come-back," actually willing to en-, courage' depression .'and discourage prosperity, merely for. political advantage? If not, why are conditions fpainted as worse than they are? Why is the; story of their improvement put under a shadow? ' Why is there continued propaganda which depresses the farmer's .market, discour ages, the purchasers of land and hampers the flow of capital into Nebraska for financing producers? Fannie Hurst, the novelist, was married some time ago tQ a MAN. That surely was a novel idea. Thrce-In-Onei ..... NO, NO, OURS WOULDN'T jWAKEN. ; Philo: A. P. accounts of the 3tf-ton. dynamite vnTncirtn nar Chtmcrn last week renort'that! the. f 'Worms noise oartiallv aroused a sleeping. , police scr- . in owier to j uecjqe wnicn is tne o-eant. and lull awakened his cat. which lumped-U01 wo. roeOiclnetouse.lt is nee ' ' ... ti it. j .waJoci'i'.i I essary to Know wllat kind oft worms UUlll I1C Vip IMllJ" OIT., .v I-. Any ontpn our.force like that.' 5 " unit cin and a cathartic. ' tor dlacnosis of hookworm ax- auilnation of stools by microscope ror egps, larvae, and sometim worms is necessary. Worms are sometime the cause of picking at tho nose, grinding of tho teeth, itching, fitful sppetit convulsions. More frequently these symptoms must be otherwise cx plained. If it is net feasibln to mali proper diagnosis, in some cases it 1 best to give -worm medicine to chi dren about once a year. It ha.s been proved that tho larva of .ordinary round worms bore 11loiiflrh tlift. tiK.mie.s rolicli flu do ih arrftf! jpf; tejcnina. jnis' causes tnumps in pigs an dogs; ' It "may raupe rough and perhaps slight heiuorrtiago or pneumonia in babies. However.- there is no proof tha larvat, round worms boring through the tissues do great harm in chil drem- It has been proved that hook worms,, round worms, tapeworms, and whip worms secrete poisonous substances which are absorbed into tbe blood of the host These poisons tend to produce anemia and cause slight hemorr hages. This Is the principal way in which worms in tho intestines do harm. Unless the number of worms is large'the degree of poisoning is not great xcept that, due to hook dependent of or Will. in splto of any ..a r . Senator in Search of Votes." . Irish resident in Nebraska are sufliciently astute to discern the purpose back of the Kear ney convocation set down for St. Patrick's day and are not sufficiently gullible to be deluded thereby. They already have designated it as an tpen, impudent attempt to herd the Irish voters into support of the democratic candidate who is seeking for himself a third term as United States senator. The senator's aspirations are high, his necessity admittedly is dire and his efforts to get votes are correspondingly energetic. There are Nebrakans of Irish descent and German descent and perhaps with other ancestry who have swallowed the bait in past elections. They have not forgotten their dismay when they found the beneficiary of their favor turning from them to the support of an obnoxious treaty, re fusing to lend ear to their earnest pleas even for a modification of its terms. The campaign now s to make them forget and forgive, to draw and quarter the pending four-power treaty as to the Pacific, if that be possible," in order that the sen ator's course on the League of Nations may be overlooked. . , . f A Union Pacific passenger train is reported lost in Kansas. That's what it gets for straying from Nebraska, where the Union Pacific belongs, I American citizenship is more valuable each ' HAW! HAW! A boob; will laugh until he chokes . i At another fellow's ancientljokes, . : Hell slap his back and cry. "Oh,' mister)" i If the other guy has a pretty sister., , m ' y TODAY'S IDLE THOUGHT. 1 A girl bubbles over with love.:' A man just naturally slops over. , m WISE MOVE. : ; Few day? ago, according to a friend of ours! an old gentleman, of rural aspect;; was coming" down town on the Sherman avenue, car. . He showed considerable interest when the car stopped at the M. P. railroad tracks and the con ductor got off and walked ahead. , Then the car bumped over the tracks bump, bump, bumpety, bump and as the con. swung aboard the o!d agrarian looked up at him ad miringly and said: , ' ' You showed miehty good jetigment, son. If I'd knowed it was that rough, I'd a got off' an' walked acrost myself." RELIEF Itf SIGHT. Wife: Oh, Edgar, that new car of the Jones' just leaves me speechless. Hubby: Xou shall have one like it im mediately. . ' SNAPPY SLOGAN. - . Dear Philo: May I not suggest "Pick to the J row, let the ears fall where they will; . Maque. " ISN'T IT THE STUFF? ; Some guys have jicfi they do not earn, They spend it freely every day; And these gay lads with coin to burn Will soon have ashes to throw away. . i' AFTER-THOUGHT: A well-: wisher is man who has money invested in oil stock. " PHILO. worm medieine is .wormsced: &uz wormseea.is not .very, eitectivpi against tapeworms, thread, worms, or Whip1 worma--1- Glycerine for Itching? i C. E. S. writes: ''Repeated refer enced, in your columnf to winter jtch Dromnt' me to relate niV own "ex periences with it. iu'the hope fjia,t soma of 'ftni.'r.ai1prsl (innv h-nfl Y.v . - them. . "Getting very vlittle relief from fatty applications, while' living rfeaf the Atlantic coast. I accidentally .hit Upon.the use of glycerine, -which: al ways gave instant and complete re lict and acted as a sure-nreventivp. when used after, a. bath. I used It diluted with an equal-partof water. ..Sometimes I added a little soap,' so lution m erely to ""Im part Smoothness to the mixture and to overcome the unpleasant, clammy "" feeling pro duced by the' plain, glycerine mix ture. ..; V ... .- , "Since I have moved to the raciflc coatst I have not needed to use any thlng.for this purpose, as I have not been troubled " by itching in the slightest degree.". St. Vitus Dance. Lilly Ti. writes: "I have been nf. flicted with" St. "Vitus dance for 1(51 years. Jam now 18 years old. "1. What is. the cause of this disease? "2. Is there any cure?" REPLY. 1. Among the causes are: Infec tion with the germs which cause rheumatism, anemia, overstudy, too much work or worry. 2. Yes. Rest, good food, out-of-door life will cure most .cases. If your disease has lasted 10 years you should have a physician to ex amine you. Other nerve diseases are among the possibilities. CENTER SHOTS. Landis is out. and public senti ment may be credited. with at. least an assist. New York' Herald. Movie men's ultprancrsmake one feel that Some excellent bishops have been lost in very mediocre' screen directors, St. Paul Pioneer Press. The good dio young. That may be the reason why centenarians seem to be getting as thick as fleas in this country. Boston Transcript. Once-the doughboy gets his bonus. he can spend ins lire digging up taxes to help pay for it. Hartford Times. Harmonize Your Home with a Beautiful Brunswick "Console" (PUy H makes of Records without special attachment.) We have them in all Period types and woods. Queen Anne $225.00 Colonial 250.00 Stratford 300.00 Cambridge 350.00 NOTICE We will take your old-fashioned Upright Phonograph i:i trade at present day value. (Pa jtnenti to meet y'o u r re quirement a e ceptod.) The Art and Music Store 1513-15 Douglas Street "Swiss have two women Jmlges"- Nows item. We have a few millions who think they are women judges. Burlington Daily Isews. Los Angeles seems ambitious of becoming the center of depopula tion.' Columbia (S. C.) Record. The astrologer who reports that the heavens predict some scandals in high society.- may have seen a shooting star.' M.uncie Star. If Uncle Sam fails to attend tho Genoa . conference he need not be surprised if it develops into a "pan"- Anierica , meeting". S e a 1 1 1 e Daily Times. . Bydlut&D: Tha Hague vision; VersiUfes-vision; Washington sUpeM"ision.4-Columbus Dispatch. ADVERTISEMENT. HAVE COLOR IN CHEEKS Be Better Looking Take Olive Tablets. BEATON'S Specials Saturday and Monday DRUG. WANTS 15c Carmen' Hair Nets, each ; 9e Per dozen ...89 10c Elona Hair Nets, per dozea .50 1 60c Rempray Jo-ve-nay ,ior $1.10 Nuxated Iron 89 '(With $1.00 box Vitamine Tablets FREE.) $1.10 S. S. S S9d $1.25 Lyko Tonic 9S $1.00 pint bottles, 95 Mas ... sage Alcohol, for ....63. $1.00 Grant's Vita-Viiii Tab7 lets for 69 Nature's Remedy Tablets for 17S 35tf and 68c. 75c Milk's Emulsion. . .48d $1.25 Fiver's Azurea or La Trefle Face Powder, 73 $2.00 Coty's L'Origan Face Powder 79 50c Djcrkiss Face Powder for A7d 60c lb. Theatrical Cold Cream, Beaton' for..35 60c Newbro's Herbicide. .39ej r ; It Still Moves. This life of ours has a way of evening up supply and .demand in most extraordinary fash ion. Various wise ones have been shakinsr their Nieads and sbeaking of the automobile reaching its saturation point, meaning that so many peo ple have automobiles that only a limited "re placement";jsupply. can be sold. Just about the time we have this all figured out, new uses for the automobile begin to appear. With the coming of concrete: roads the automobile street car is created. Immense possibilities in the "cater pillar" type begin to show themselves (the French have just started using this principle to establish transportation lines across the sands of 'the Sahara desert). The world does move; it does not Istand still. And while it moves it is a rash man: who. prophesies an eventful limit on anything. Danbury News. ... Beginning and End. PfttrgTad. named in honor of Czar Peter the Great, who built it, is to be renamed Lenin grad, a Moscow dispatclr rcporTs, 'in TipWf J"of Lcnmc, wno unou'it it. iopeka Capital. If your skin is yellow complexion Hid tongue coated appetite poor you have a batl taste in your mouth a lazj. HO-good feeling you should Jake Olive Tablets. Dr. Edwards Olive . Tablets a substitute for calomel were pre pared by Dr. Edwards after 17 years of study. " Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets aro a urely vegetable compound mixed ith olive oil. lou will know them by their olive color. To have a clear, pink skin, bright eyes, no pimples, a feeling of buoy- ncy like childhood days you must get at the cause. Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets act on the liver and bowels like calomel et have no dangerous after effects. They start the bile and overcome constipation. Take one or two night- and note the pleasing results. Mil- ons of boxes are sold annually at 5c and 30c. 60c Formamint Tablets. .48 $1.25 Bayer's Aspirin Tablets, bottles of 100 86 25c Beaton's Cold Tablets for 19J 10c Wanous Shampoo Bags. 4 for 25 30c Mentholatum 17d $1.15 Swamp Root ... A .89 30c Laxative Bromo Quinine for 22 60c Beaton's Emulsion Cocoa-J ..nut Oil for w-34tf 30c 4711 White Rose Glycer- me Soap . . . j, 21e lo;c. UeMar s Cooanut Oil, -Glycerine or Violet Toilet boap, 8-oz. cakes... 10c Per dozen . . ;,. . .gl.lO due Kesinol Soap ....2l 30c Cuticura Soap . . . .22c 30c Packer's Tar Soap, 19J 50c Lucky Tiger Hair Tonic ior 394 60c La Creole Sliapipoo. .45 $1.00 Youthcraft, for the hair, for ...... S9 35c Cutex Preparations, 25( 70c Sal Hepatica : r Auto Strop Razors with , Strop and Blades. . .89f $1.00 Auto Strop Blades . for 65C Gillette Blades for 79c $2.25 Alarm Clocks, 1.39 50c Tooth' Brushes 25c 50c Tebeco Tooth Taste for 36c 50c Pepsodent Tooth Paste for , 36 50c Orazin Tooth Paste for 34c 0R T B Too Sick to Vote- Howard: A lot of congressmen will rtav nlmn.ct nnvthlnir in anv. one who will te"U' them how to take tho "onus" out of "bonus." New 1'ork Evening Post. 50c Milk'of Magnesia 39 $1.25 Pinkham's Vegetable Compound 9S $3.75 Horlick's Malted Milk for 82.89 RUBBER GOODS $1.50 2-qt. Velvet Red Rubber Hot Water Bottle 893 $2.00 2-qt. Velvet Red Rubber Combination Hot Water Bot tle and Fountain Syringe for SI. 45 $1.50 2-qt. Velvet Red Rubber Fountain Syringe, at 95J All rubber goods are guaran teed for two years. 60c DeMar's Benzoin and Almond Lotion . 42 $1.00 Krank's Lemon Cream for ; 73e 12c Jap Crepe Toilet Paper for Per dozen gQC Per case of 10.... 86.00 Announcing The Opening of the Osoff's Hardware and Sporting Goods Store at 224 No. 16th St. We will cany a complete line of the highest grade builders' and mechanics' tools, paints, gas- stores and kitchen utensils. Also a complete line of sportirfg goods.' Opening Day Sale To feature our opening day, we will have? a special Bale of Tea and Table Spoons, at only, per dozen f t MAZDA LAMPS Tha Original and Relisble. IS to 60-Watt 40C" 60-Watt 45e Fuse Plugs, 10 to 30 am peres, for 5c TOILET ARTICLES AND SUNDRIES 30c Colorite J9 Boncilla Outfits, complete ror S1.89 50c Beaton's Cold Cream, 39C 50c Casmere Floral Cream for . - 39c $1.50 Pinaud's Lilac Vegetal lor 75c Pinaud's Tivoli Face Powder 45e" CIGARETTES Camels . . . 15f Per carton ...... .$1,45 Lucky Strike X5C Pe5on ...... 81. 45 Chesterfields 15c CIGARS 10c Musina 5C 10c Tamparettes ; 5C 8c. American Stag 5C 15c Straight Mozart for 9C Box of 50....-...S4.5O CANDY DEPT. Saturday Only $1.00 Mb. Original AUegretti Chocolate Creams, special for 69c $1.00 1-lb. Lowney's Milk Choc olates, special 69 PERFUMES $3.75 Houbigant's Ideal Ex tract, per oz S2.10 $1.00 pkg. Chain D'Or, the latest Paris odor, Satur day, to introduce. . .25c $8.00 Coty's L'Origan Ex tract in' fancy, original 2 oz. package ....S5.48 Mail Orders Receive Our Prompt Attention BEATON DRUG CO. 15th and Farnam