THE PEE: OMAHA. SUNDAY. FEBRUARY 2G. 1922. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MOKNlNOLVE.S'l.NG SUNDAY TH US fL'BLUHWO COM r AMT fUMiN . tfDIkE. rellaf I. IIIt. C.awal Meaajar MIMMl or THK AUOCUTtO mi-M Ta Immul rnik al m tw a It mw, I. aa- MM la N HMtw ajalla M tka M a kium hWi Ail rta( a ii .nt nana at Tie alravtettaa of TVe Oaaaae In . - SUNDAY. FEB. 19, 1922 78,677 THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY lurweit, Uni Mwif. CLMU . ROOD, Clraiii.it. Mw ' war a aaat oaMrlkaa aerar Ikli Slat W at Faarwy, 11. (Saal) W. K QUIVKY. Ntary fuel ' Et TKLKPHONU Prirst traaae luluufi Ask lor H 11 rtnmtmt ar rraaa Waataal. far A I ltl Xll CIU AfWc 1 F. M. Kaitartat IMA Cearaja.at, AT laalia 1111 ar Hit. omcts Mala Offlaa JTi an 4 Farni C. ilff IS Baot at. Soutk Btaall g. I4tk ft Vrm York Ml Flfta A. WMalMrtcm lilt O Si. ralaaae III! Wrlfltf Bloc Jerta, frmaca 4SI Sua Hoaora 1 The Bee Platform 1. Naw Uaio Fatar Station. 2. CeatiauaaJ ianareranaat of the No breaka, Highway, lacludiaf the aara m.al wllk a Brick Surface of Mala Thoroughfare laaatiag lata Omaha. 3. A atari, low-rate Waterway froai the Car Ball la tka AlUatle Ocaaa. 4. Home Bala Charter for Omaka, with City Meaagar form of CoTarameat. -J What the "Movies" May Become. That the cinematograph has not attained. perhaps not approched, the limit of its possibili tiei, it admitted by all who have given the matter serious attention. Scientists are studying the . rrischine, with a view to extending its range, the especial quest being for the stereoscopic projecting lens, that will give the pictures the semblance of life, rather than the motion of Shadows. This, and the synchronization of the film and the phonograph, so that the pictures will ictually speak, are the two great steps forward sought most at present. v J Even with these discoveries made and per fected to use, there remains something else to be done, and it may be done while the experi ments are being carried on. This has to do with the quality of the pictures.- From the first the greatest of all arguments for the moving picture has been its educational value. None has ever denied this potency of the "movie." Many have regretted that the purely entertainment feature has been permitted to so overlay the educational sped as to obscure it almost to totality. Here is where a correction may be made, and without juuch effort. No thought should be given to destroying the moving picture as a source of en tertainment, for it fills too large a space in the life of the people now. Nor should the educa tional element be given the appearance of para-, niountcy to the point of excluding those who ;ek amusement rather than enlightenment. What may be done, and with little if any dis location of the present machinery of producion, U to arrange a proportional relation between jt he two, offering, them in such combination as twill mingle rather than separate the two, and by Improvement in the entertainment and popu larizing the purely informative, strike a happy balance that is certain to redound to the benefit of all. tittle in the nature of prescience is re quired to foretell the effect of this. Satiety would be averted because of diversity, a great (leal that is now objectionable, slap-stick and fustard pie comedies and the like, could easily make way for the better, and the "movies" would readily attain a plane worthy of an agency that compiled religious statistics which show ' the directly and indirectly affects more lives and inLotal American church membership is 45,997,199. Auenccs more minds than any other, save pos sibly the public schools, today, i Foresighted managers may look ahead to this. It will require some courage, perhaps, to wipe out reels that now are assets, but it will pay in iht end to do so. The moving picture should be great help instead of a toy, and it will be made 'such if the men in control of the industry se ta hry peter tooled about therq for their im pre..ion, but wrote of far-off, impracticable and idly romantic things. All about ll in f hi puiria country .ri a wealth of tradition, hi.tory, romance and tragedy which is going largely unrecorded. Nebraska needs school of writers who will interpret the life of the plains country as Lidy hat done for hi own section. ' i. Jit Selling Psychology, "We have largely subdued the material world to our uiei, but rnen are trained and selected. Influenced and controlled, employed and Ji mitted, put In prisoa and in congress by methods that have survived from the pre-scientific pe riod," Thus does Dr. J. McKeen Cattell, preU dent of newly formed I'l) etiological corporation, introduce to the world the idea that the scientific control of conduct may become of greater economic importance than the ue of electricity or steel A group of college pfofci.ort, including Wal ter Dill Scott of Northwestern university, Wil liam McDougall, Harvard; W. B. TilUbury, Michigan, and C. E. Seaihore of Iowa univer sity have incorporated to enter the bustneit of applying their scientific knowledge of human na ture to business, industrial and other problems. The earnings of this strange corporation are to be used for further mnreh. Every successful msn, and In fact every suc cessful wife, makes ue of psychology, though usually by instinct rather than training. Instead of haphazard methods of hiring and firing em ployes some great companies now depend upon the advice of trained psychologists. This human factor is recognized as being at the basis of labor unrest and all the problems of management. One of the applications of this science was illustrated in the engaging of. the office force of the Psychological corporation. Simple tests such as the transportation of characters and the omis sion of -words from sentences were given ap plicants instead of the usual questions. "I can tell more about a girl in half an hour by such an examination than I could by having her work in the office for three weeks," said Dean M. Bram hall, the secretary. There is no resemblance between the tests given thus and such questionnaires as Thomas A. Edison uses; the scientific way is to gage the mental capacity of the subject, not his store of information. They are similar to the mental tests given in the army, consisting partly of sen tences with missing words to be filled in, direc tions to be followed quickly and correctly and questions designed to show whether one thinks clearly or confusedly. 'Theyalso seek out spe cial abilities in their subjects, even along such lines as musical talent. "If the little girl who ran away from home to avoid piano lessons had been examined by this method before her parents tried to make a musician of her, a lot of time and money and unhappiness would have been saved," one of the professors declared. There are limits, of course, to what can be determined by psychology, and there are some with little scientific standing who make prepos terous claims. The advent of this new organiza tion composed of twenty experts represents a splendid move. Man has been quick to master machinery, but slow indeed to understand the workings of his own mental and emotional apparatus. TtousTy consult their own. interests 7 j ; - Illiterate, But Not Ignorant. ; One of the educators of national repute, talk ing to the conference on illiteracy at Chicago last week, said a man may be illiterate and yet fnot ignorant. This is granted. A certain de gree of native shrewdness usually marks the inan or woman who can not read or write, but .this is not an argument in favor of neglect of op portunity to acquire -enough of an education to tat least read and write. In former years when 'skill in letters was left to weaklings, the strong devoted themselves to such arts or occupations las do not call for the exercise of "book learning," Jbut do require manual dexterity and great bodily strength. " We" may recall the pious ejaculation 'of the great Douglas, after Marmion had escaped: 5 Curses on his clerkly skill! ? " Thank God, that son of mine, Save crippled Gawain, ne'er penned a line. A man might rule a kingdom,, and not be able std write his name, yet Charlemagne felt that he Iwas leaving his greatest monument to posterity fin the schools he established, and Alfred, who I welded Saxon England into one, was also the foremost man of letters as well as the greatest 5 warrior-statesman of his time. Illiteracy is not t necessarily a sign of ignorance, but in America, j and generally throughout the civilized world, it lis a proof of either indolence or a deprivation : that is almost a crime. 1 s The Splendor That Goes Unseen. "When Jackson opened his mouth he said something worth while," is Vachel Lindsay's f characterization of that American president. The poet went on to express his disgust with "our modern soupy daily writings, of the soupy J ; weekly and the soupy monthly.' i It is true that a great many public speakers have nothing of any importance to say, and that , many writers had just as well, as far as fde pub I lie is concerned, cease their activities. Lindsay is qualified to advise and criticize, for he has I held firm to the true faith of the literary artist. I This is nothing more than devoting his pen v to depicting the life about him and his mind to dramatizing the significance of his own middle r Vest For example, having been born and reared i in the town where Lincoln opened his career, he I 1-as written of Lincoln. Perhaps there are many c-Ukx writers who have lived in Springfield; if A Million New Church Members. It may be, as scoffers will maintain, that this is no proof that the world is growing better, but practically all the major religious faiths are mak ing steady gains in membership. Each Sunday during the last five years an average of more than 15,000 persons joined the various churches in America. . An average of three congregations have been organized daily and the average join ing the ministry has been four and one-half per sons per day. - Dr. E. O. Watson, secretary of the Federal Council of Churches of Christ in America, has This issa gain of 4,070,345 since the church cen sus of .1916 and indicates a clear gain of more than a million in the last year. The total religious constituency of the country, which includes not only members but adherents not formally united, is set at 95,858,096. On this estimated fcasis, Protestants number 74,795,226; Roman Catholics, 17,885,646; Jews, 1,120,000; Eastern Orthodox (Greek and Russian), 411,054; Mormons, 1,646,170. . "He goes to church on Sunday, so they say he's an honest man," an old song goes. It is something for moralists to argue, whether the desire to appear virtuous docs not indicate some good. For the most part, and this is sure, the persons listed in this census are sincere in their expression of a spiritual ideal. Although this age is like all others, fond of imagining itself wilder than any other, yet the facts seem to be that it is fundamentally sound and filled with the desire for good. . ' Judging by the attention given to pipe dreams by detectives, a little applied psychiatry in the police departments of the country might not be ont of place. ' - Philadelphia is catching up; a committee of women there has just decided that the modern girl is to be preferred to the mid-Victorian. ' Ambassador Harvey may have been indis creet in his utterance, but not less intemperate than' some senators have been. ; Selection of seed corn is now getting quite as much attention as was given to less important problems a few days ago. Denver's blind will be their own traffic, po licemen hereafter, but this does not guarantee them against other risks. ,'",'" Another reason for watching February go out is that it brings the winter-ripened parsnip . a little nearer the table. A lot of good men and women, too have smoked cigarets and survived to do the world eminent service. If the bonus is voted, it must be paid, and so money will be needed. Why not admit the facts? Senator Capper ought to make the "bloc" stand up. ' . New York also turnrnp with a Ponzi. Peace Conference for Peace. v.; The arms conference will go down in history a 'peace meeting that didn't wind up in a fight. Detroit News, . as The Husking Bee Ms Your Daij Siari It With a Laugh HIGH AIU. At times I have a wi.h to write sonnet, And then it is of fame I lit and dream- Vain f cling through the shadows for a theme That I may put the stamp ol genius on it. But thoughts of fame or of returns financial Seem sordid, worldly, not germane to art. The Mue attends ou lyrics of the heart And mute she standi 'g4int selfish ends tub sUntut, So when I fln would strum a tuneful lyre Or pen living, breathing bit of rhyme That sremi to me to hold celestial fire To light the long, dim corridors of time, I needs mut scan the star paths to inspire. And leave vain earthly things for those tub lime. a PHILOSOPHY. A rolling stone gathers a tot of polish, a a a When a woman hesitates to tell anything. It is n t a secret. a a A girl's exclusive circle is her engagement ring. Many a young-man studies law and then goes Into the son-in-law business. . a a A pugilist is like a sailboat. Can't make much headway after his wind gives out. a - a a STUNG. He married her for her graceful form And then, I do declare, He came home and found that form Reposing on a chair. a a The table is one place where a person should wear a pleasant countenance. Hastings (Neb.) Tribune. ieah. but we can't heta a little worrv over what the stuff is costing us. a The mot popular after-dinner speech is, "I'll pay the check." a a When Jennie dons Her nice, silk hose, She doesn't care How hard it blows. Hastings (Neb.) Tribune. She saves them for A rainy spell, A windy day Will do as well, a a TODAY'S IDLE THOUGHT. It takes a mighty pretty girl to wear a last year's model and get away with it. a A motorist suggests that we pedestrians ought to wear bells. Whaffor? So they can locate us more readily? a a a Our little son. Jack, got into the pantry last evening after dinner and I must say he got his desserts. SQUARE DEAL. He stole a kiss but gave it back The maiden now believes That there is truth in that old hack, Of honor among thieves. s When a girl rejects a fellow and he goes out and tanks up, I always wonder whether he is drowning his sorrow or celebrating his escape. A husband, is seldom all his wife thinks he is one way or the other. A PROBLEM IN ARITHMETIC. Dear Philo: Many of the "Keep Omaha Clean" boxes carry a large advertisement of one of Omaha's well known cafeterias, with the fol lowing announcement: "Fifty per eent of the shares of these cafe terias is owned by the people who do the work. Nobody owning any shares except those who work in the cafeterias." T. B. a FRIENDSHIP PLUS. s Philo, Old Thing: This salutation being the result of a few evenings' association with a very flappish flapper. Such endearing, caressing "pet names" did she call me, such as "dumb-bell darling,'' "lil' koo-koo," "wazzle," "egg blossom." etc., ad infinitum. And she it was who gave me the "old thing" phrase. Rather exciting, eh? But to get down to business after associa tions with Nero on a friendly basis, (traveling fire insurance agent), I arrived at the following conclusion: Some people botist of friendships And rave about the men That they can slap the shoulder of And bellow, "He's my frien'." But if you would test friendship, That's easy. Man alive 1 Just slap him on the shoulder And say, ' "Lend me a Five." . And if you figger on keeping his friendship pay back the five before he gets too old and feeble to see the money. Affectionately, Brutus. P. S. I have a rare speefmen in antique; a perfectly preserved bottle of genuine "Old Tay lor" with the label intact, which I "will offer you as a bribe to get this in the Sunday edition. P. P. S. Heavens! I forgot to say the bot tle's empty. Sirrah! How dare you attempt to bribe mehPj (Bus. of exuding righteous indig.) Sh-h-h-hl Send 'at bottle if it even smells good! Lemme feast 'ese dry eyes on 'at label! P. S. Thanks for "old thing" phrase. Over whelmed 'm sure, considering where you gath ered it. ".' Tim says if you are well bred you will not call a bigger man a liar. a- When a woman hollers down the dumb waiter it ceases to be dumb. ' a ' a . ISN'T IT THE TRUTH? Man's work is from sun to sun, He goes each day and hustles through it, . But woman's work is never done Unless she has a maid to do it. a a a v 1 - By pointing out a friend's faults, he still has the faults but you don't have the friend, a a a Jazz keeps the young folks from wanting to get married, opines the license clerk. Well, a lot of 'em want to get married, but they don't want to stay married. i a a a A man will sit up all night to open a jack pot, but he'll kick like blazes if friend wife asks him to put in two minutes opening a can of beans. . a a a , RARE. Once in a shoe clerk's life, forsooth, He meete a maiden sweet Who will admit the honest truth, That the has got big feet, a a a AFTER-THOUGHT: A man buried in thought is dead to the world. PHILO. How to Keep Well t P. W. A. fcVANS. Quaitiaaa UMMilif an tea, aaaila. IM aaa amaa at Jiaaaaa, aa . riltaa' la Or. Kaa a raca al 1 W ftaa, viU aa mi4 aaniaaUy, ualatl la prfr iuaiuiM, a-kara a alaaipia, iaj w4 aavalaaa la aa. ! Pr. aaaa q aat auka .la ar araaaiiaa far Ia41vi4ual an..a. A44aaa laltara la aara al laataa. ti"lriflti i:i Poet and Stage CONSTIPATION'S DANGERS. Mr. A. V, Kraolarr holds that th rra ara many thousanda persona who nava no oraanie dueaa, hut who complain ft boliial lirrvoua. tiring iiy. nevrr .! unit nt, have fltiulrn.e ami rimirfM ft(r eaiina. and cnnNi amly "ralrh ctild." Moat of tha liannla In this larca croup have one or mora of the fol lowing etiiitlltlona: I. ( onMliiatlnn. ani'lmd wiih earhohydraie fi-riiiriiuilon, protein puircinrimn, or num. 2. Pt-nUI sepal. S. Chronic tonailltla, ' 4. t'hroiilo rhlnlfia. 5. Chronic flbroaltra. Many persona who auffer from conmipation go rrgularly to the toilet and think their hone) habit re correoi. The, lr. Kraetser any, ara heavy eaters vt meats and aweeta, nho llxa a sedentary and mora or lea high at rung exlxtnnre, If the condition run not be correct ed I'V i-hnttga In diet, ha advlaea a nightly Injection of four ounces of warm ollva oil tha oil to ba re tained until morning. About twice a week nn enema of two quarts of warm water, containing about 75 drop of Ichthyol to the quart, in taken w-hlie tha peraon is lying on the left aide. Tha una of cathartic Internally rr ronattpatlon la advised agiuiiHt. here is no aentia In stirring up all e organs In the abdomen with lr rltating medicine, when tha only ob ject la to clear out the lust few feet of tha large Intern Inc. In raxes of conxtlpatlon, the diet should be composed of milk, cream, cream cheene, vegetable and fruit. Kran, agar and mineral oil are helpful. If there la carbohydrate fermenta- lUn . K . i. ra -a mmA .t.i'rhoa In ttlA L ' nun, w tin v w . v ii'-" ... diet must be avoided or lesaenea. Sugar, potatoes, flour - containing food (except one sure or oreaa with each meal) are absolutely in terdicted. Animal food, meat, fluh, eggs and especially milk, cream and cream cheese miiy be taken. Green vegetables, fruit and salads complete the dietary. A cake of yeast tnree times a day may help. Tha following are the signs of starch and sugar fermentation given by Dr. Kratezer: A palim, wnue airea on mo rcu border of the lips. . . Redness of the conjunctiva or me eyelids. Coated tongue, vv nen ine iuhkuc Is examined as it lies at rest in the month it In noted that the edge Is serrated molded by the irregular ities of the teeth. There Is an ele vated ridge on the inside of the mouth, running from the corner of the mouth backward, correspond ing to the space between the upper and lower teeth when the. mouth is cloced. ... .JJ.J To this he mlgnc nave auucu ary,n in th lees in old people. These cramps are especially liable to come on during tno nigni. For a Boy's Headaches, n v. c. writes: "You have a few times discussed migraine headaches, and I remember that your conclu sions were rather pessimistic as to any cure. Jly own experience con firms that in spite Ol years ui uuin ing I have found very little relief or prevention. A question tonay which put to you refers to ine .coming e- eratlon. Do you think anytning can he done to prevent or mitigate me suffering, if there seems reason for thinking that a child is apt to prow un with this handicap ; I nave inree children and it sometimes seems as though the older boy, now 11, is showinsr symptoms of the trouble which has affected me since I was 10. "He hag had the advantage of better care in diet, as his food has been pretty much according to best modern practice, eliminating cor- fee, tea and other stimulants, as well as reducing the amount of fried foods to a minimum and depending upon milk and cereals for the most part. Our children are apparently in the best of health. If I can do anything to prevent these headaches I would only be too glad to mane the effort." REPLY. This summer I was thrown inti mately in contact with a boy of 12, the son of migrainous parents, and who has two or three attacks or mi graine a month, each keeping him in bed for a few days. During this summer he lived out of doors, was excessively active, on the go all the time. He did not have a suggestion of migraine be tween June and October. He started school November 1. X have not heard whether he has had any attacks since starting school. Dullness and Overeating. .T. F. writes: "I would like to ask you what it is that causes a white-coated tongue and makes one feel so one cannot think good at times and is stupid. Is it indiges tion ? "I eat mostly vegetables not ery much meat and work indoors all the time. I do not take any out door exercise, but sleep witn tne windows open all night I am quite a hearty eater and eat a good deal .... 1 .1 A. - or nutter ana arms aoum a iiuh. milk a dav. or sometimes a pint and a half. I am 16 arjd weigh 175 pounds. I get from eight and one half to nine hours sleep a night." t REPLY. Are vou constipated? Are you too lipavy? Do you eat too much? x ou aamtt you ao not get enougn out of door exercise. Error along other of the three lines indicated is about as important. CENTER SHOTS. "Virtue is eager after dangers, and it considers only what it seeks, not what it may suffer. Seneca. The Russian muzhik is about played out. Greenville (S. C.) Pied mont. California Jury might be able to aeree on its own climate,- and even then it would aplit on earthquakes. Wall Street Journal. Henrv's purchase of the Lincoln Motors means merely that he has discovered that can t Ford all tne people all the time. The Columbia Record. A London physician solemnly warns against the practice of jump ing out of bed immediately on wan ing up in the morning. Observa tion extending over a "considerable number of years has not shown us that the practice is ao general as to warrant a crusade against it. Mil waukee Sentinel. There seems always to be a tem pest in the China teapot Arkan sas Gazette. The 28 Princeton freshmen who sav they have never kissed a girl don't say what girl. The Piedmont treaai Ika Km W Tl"4 ) Mr. i-rnrd Koaenbere'a opinion Out tihski-aix-are owed ''fry liilta" to hi 'Hoiuuva Inairument' I of Intereat aa achoinf the many crliii-a who pave found, nut flhakeapeara s stttga Imt the modern plriura etaae Inadequat. ''Tha Ir of rihake. at'iar innt be acted," aald Charles Unih 'The at tor nuatit more a- lly prnpoan to persmutie tha Halmi of Milton upon a or one of Mirhyl Anseio'a larnlda fls-urea." That neither Jklilion imr Michael An velo created with reference to the stMsa a an executive inairumrnt ei-nia not tu have occurred to J mo. Knieraon "went om-a lo ae the ilunilrt of a famed performer, tha pride i'f i ha Knsllnh alas." and all that he "then heard" or aubaaquant ly remembered wa tha prince's question to ine gnoRt: W hat may Ihla mean. That Hiou. itr4 carpi, In In com. Il-le il Ilavlaiu Ihu lh (llmpaa at In moo? The poetic "magic" of the lines spoiled the llluituna of the green room." Hut In one reaped we are more fortunate than even tha great- eat of the eldnr crltlca. Conceiving the picture stag to be a trKimpli of theatric art, they deplaed the simpler stage for which rihake- apeare wrote, t'oieriage cauoa it "a naked room -hung with blan ket." We now realise that the plays of filinkespeare can ba produced on the picture stage only by vitally mutilating tne text ana quite ue- stroyng their artlmlo Integrity, and we have found reason to believe that tho Kllsnbethan stnge wee an In wrunient of peculiar beauty and potency. Mr. Ilnxcnberg nuote. aa an ni predecewiore hiive quoted. Shake neare'a "apology" for hi atago in the prologue of "Henry V." an mia rnr.pn The vllo fialde f fram-? ur may wa cram WUhin i hi woodn O the vtrjr ciua That did affrlsht th air at Asln- court? nf ha onilis the subsequent ap peal to the audience that it lend Itnelf to the maglo of poetic drama. On ihe modern stage King Henry enters on a horse which more or less behaves himself. Shakespeare'a method was far different: Think when w talK or noraea inai you ae them Prlnllns ihalr proud hoof I th re- celvln earth 7 For "ua yiur thouht that now muit deck our kln. The appeal, In brief, wa made di rectly to the imagination or tno hearer, bv means or verpai encimm. ment and heroic action. The "Illu sions" of the modern stage had a iifti to An u-ith Shakespeare's artls- tio purpose as with Milton's Satan or the sculptures of Michael Angelo. W hereas the 19tn century angiim- tlzed the Elizabethan niage a small," "bare" and "cruae, m know that it was large ana zur nuhrf niih nil needful appliances. The stnge of the Fortune was as wide as that of the century memri. Shakespeare's stage at the Globe was furnished with traps, machinery for manipulating fairies and goddesses in the air even with piped steam for clouding the evanlsnment oi Prospero s "masque or spirits, mr. nunh.ri Kflva that In the tercen tenary production of "The Tempest' at the Century theater in 1816 Shakespeare's text was "rewritten' and the action "laid out by line and level' to suit our mean Intelligence. The fact is that, except for the ex cision of a few lines now generally unintelligible, the text was spoken entire, in its proper order, and the action conducted approximately es Shakespeare intended all lor jne first time in 300 years. V' The purpose was not at an arcnaa ologlcal, but wholly artistic. Crit ics of tha tvpe of Lamb and Cole ridge recognized the fact that Shake speare's appeal was primarily to the imagination, uoetne even perceiveu the superiority of a stage upon which "the play runs its proper course, full of passion and unhin dered, and no one has leisure to ponder localities." Yet one and all balked at the seemingly inevitable conclusion that the best "executive instrument" for Shakespeare's plays was the instrument for which tney were written. In 1910 the New the ater produced "The Winter's Tale" on an Elizabethan stage, making its greatest Shakespearean success both with critics and public, tor tne tercentenary celebration the Drama society chose "The Tempest" as the play which has suftered most rrom the "pictorial" stage, and which most fully illustrates the technical resources at Shakespeare's com mand. Whereas the prestige o company and all the resources of the modern theater secured only 13 per formances for his mutilated version of this play, the Drama society pro duction numbered 35 performances. witnessed by 45,000 spectators. It is a demonstrable lact tnat Shakespeare's theater was identical in principle with the theaters of the great Spaniards and the great Greeks an unframed stage, unen cumbered with scenery, upon which the illusion of actuality was created by the poet s lines, the actor a art. The time may come when even lit erary critics will realize tnat tne plastic"" as opposed to the "pic ture" stage is the most effective in strument for poetic drama and, in the case of plays written lor sucn a stage, the only effective instrument. Some Think They Havo One. There may come a time when an auto will successfully dispute the right-of-way with a speeding rail road train, but they haven't invent- that kind of car yet Atlanta con stitution. .- ' When Mamma's a Flapper (frM tka IjMtlatUla feariar -Jim aal ) I'f rouraa ' thins have com to a helluva !''' when I'liiinga et-houl boya and a. hool girla induls in th cardinal vicva and whan luvaatls. tlun of their after-iN-iiool (tour 01- verin rvla smoking, drinking cabaret un', liinmiaiue driving and vuflta to Data rented and main, tallied, by' school boys, as terminal fm-ilitlea. ' ,eirthle and no'wlihatwndlug mattera ara net ao bad a Ihey nuthl bo. Th Invratlgatora declare thai only a per i-enf of tha erhool children ara auHty of what Hhake. pra termed "mut-n tnisvni- THE DR. BENJ. F. BAILEY SANATORIUM Lincoln, Neb. This institution is the only one n the central west with separate buildings situated in their own grounds, yet entirely distinct, and rendering it possible to classify cases. The one building being fit ted for and devoted to the treat ment of noncontagious and nonmen- tal diseases, no others being admit ted; the other Rest Cottage being designed for and devoted to the exclusive treatment of select mental cases requiring for a time watchful care and special nursing. yiuft U TUNED AND B REPAIRED . All Work Cuaraatead A. HOSPE CO. JSI3 Douflaa. Tel. Doug. SSS. TELL ME. Tell ina. vhal ba become of lfc Ui you n irl With ihe natural rolor i4 netly k't run t , 'Tia I ha txibbad and the paiiilfd h ikn her pit'. And all knooma ai-tu!mnt hr innv rani arara. Too tad, 1 II My, It I! One a girl played Hh doll t lh or fnuilaan. And bnme, ( In bd, 'nrtta h even mnin: New fr wrjr niht "Ihara's a ol, din't vnu know?" That ui krp her out lata a her she anting is t. Item Ilia ha rown "aa alow!" Th "ho' Un't all. -ha, that ear rlueeq al four Oft haroura a child till ten p. m. or mora; for lha air, a on-htra, (Ira club nl ym. N-..llae overtime valor and vim. avbuula cup la lull la hritnt Once a dauihter wa "flnlalitd' bvfur ah "reme out. And lha a laa amnalhlng ah knew nauaht about. But aha marriea aa early- un-iip to- nay. And divorce la th prlc that her parrjila mun pay. There aeama no other way! ff you erltleUa. raullon. demur or deny. She anawera. " "I'H lime Ibat hat t-hand and not I Holh In calt and In frb ah mut fl- lonnh year. And lh dad or lha mother that dart Intertrre la "far bahmd," w bar. Th world topiy-turvey, and tit la for lat: tf Ihla ailuatlon la riyment for "lint" Then tell me, wl-cro, can't Simon' atarn thumb Bay "dnwnP.on Ihl "that" to th flrl inai nu come ElM what ahall ba lha aum? ALT A WREN WICK BROWN. Olanwood, la. Iiient " Tha tnemfters Und. that Ilia I'liUass a hoot boy who la a, lonndrr ai li. rtinalne ictinnU 'lha adhtiul a. ul who I a iiiuiiig, pKw.U i in-, rmateiiK.;, road hou rroqutiiiier, ! HiuaiA Ovvale and Sural at apartment Imriit hra i lial-rrii ara nt admitted, la (he prudut'i vt turn that ara net in order. The llil and tha ly aie tha rhll. dien, mainly, of negligent parent. .Nr-lienl paivnta include, of eour, inbarri going papa Shd flapper mamma. When In da if old th mascu line head of lha. family waa a Ion In In ImliM-rellun. or lnlulllei wlirn In wit w.i aiiipliry, and out of aviiiiuMhy with In cuitduct of life, there W4 a retraining influent in the liuiue. 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