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Senators and Reservations.
Dispatrlu. from Washington bring informs
lion that the -fiiatc rnmniittre on foreign rela
tion is shout ready to vote on whether it will
give approval to the four-power treaty sub
mitted by the president. The iniporlant issue of
s "reservation" has been settled, it is reported, by
adopting the words of the president in his address
when the treaty was submitted, to the effect that
"the United Slates understands that under the
statement in the preamble or under the terms
of this treaty there is no commitment to armed
force, no alliance, no obligation to join in any
defense."
This is said to be satisfactory to all the com
mittee, save Senators Johnson and Borah, who
still feel that in some way there is a catch con-.
ceaiea in tne treaty. Mr. jsoraii was quoted,
after hearing the president's remarks on submit
ting the work of the arms conference that if it
were as then explained he would vote for it. Ap
parently he has not yet been able to satisfy
himself that Mr. Harding, Secretary Hughes.
Senator Lodge, Senator Underwood, or Mr. Root
were not hornswoggled into something that in
volves the United States in an international en
tanglement of dangerous character. The senator
from Idaho is very consistent in his advocacy of
a policy of absolute isolation, even to the ex
clusion of the fact that the United States must
in some way treat with other nations on matters
ot grave import, such as t lie racihc question. .
Senator Johnson has not signified (he reason'
for his opposition to the four-power treaty, other
than that he is opposed to any sort of an en
gagement by the United States with another
power which might by any sort of reasoning or
refinement be construed into an infringement on'
the right of congress to declare war. Therefore,
the treaty will not be sent back to the senate
from committee with an unanimous recommenda
tion that it be ratified with the reservation at
tached, nor will it get by the senate without
much debate. "Irrcconcilables" of both parties
will have a great deal to say, and these will be
reolied to at length bv the defenders of the
treaty, and much time will be wasted in con
forming to the rules that give the senators the
right to talk at any, time and on any subject.
Perhaps by the time the four-power treaty is
out of the Vay sentiment in favor of the Jones
rule, which will require senatorial" discussion to
be germane to the matter before the body, will
have grown strong enough to come to a vote. It
is not impossible that the senate may yet reform
itself, to the extent of cutting off useless debate,
and it is also possible that the "irreconcilables"
are assisting in bringing about this reform.-
Fire in a Dance Hall.
According to report, when fire broke out in
an Omaha dance hall, some of the men at
tempted to rush down the stairway ahead of th,e"
women. At all events, some one beat the police,
officers who sought to avert panic and to let tl;e"
women escape first. The spectacle of a! man
strong enough to whip a policeman and yet so
timid as to push ahead of the girls in his fear of
fire is amazing. v
Some readers, who do not dance and who have,
either through envy or moral prejudice, a dislike
for dancing men,, will feel that this incident
bears them out. Others will speculate over, how
many young women, but a moment before hap
pily ensconced in the arms of a partner, 'found
their romantic admiration routed in the panic as
they were deserted to their fate.- Nothing so
lifts the veil on human nature as a- crisis of this
sort.
Soldiers dance, sailors dance, and many other
persons of brave heart and strong character. But
there are some who do nothing so well as step
about the polished floor. Once the jazz strikes'
up they. appear asdemi-gods to. the simple eyes
of many girls. If this little occurrence at the
dance hall fire opens their bright eyes to the fact
that just because a man is a fancy dancer and
knows all the latest steps it is not sure that he
is a paragon of courage, virtue or industry, noth
ing real will have been lost and much gained.
Hickville-on-the-Hudson.
Those who have imagined that the cloud of
disgrace w hich has been hovering over the mov
ing picture world has obscured the lighter all
the stars have only to read of the reception of
Mary Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks in New
York City. to be disillusioned. Mary Pickford
was there to fight a suit for $108,000 brought by
a theatrical agent, and with her husband was
beset by a mob of young men and girls as she
came out of the court just at the noon hour.
"Hey, Dougl Hello, Maryl" admirers shouted.
The boys wanted to see Mary, but "It's Doug we
want to see," said the girls; "we don't care about
Mary." "I want to get a look at that million
dollar smile," said one, giggling and pushing.
The young men, however, were not to be de-
- - v.
lutJ, "JJry, IXiugt fray, get htf Up tO C4lt
! her," the )3uili r!rdcJ, 4 Doug'jt fair.
latikf hoi.tej tut wilt tj fn, thoutder nJ tr.
tied Ittr emi4 cheer o bit at.
Out iiiitflitiMwalu entiles, ly 0 the Incident,
but what eod? Irt'i Jut My that nr
moie New Yeik hit roif. jtielf the (ilggett
1.1. k center in America.
Training for the Lw,
A ,r.up uf very eltH'itgtjUhed turn i engaged
at V!iington in considering tandrdi for d
rtiii irt to tha bar. Chief of thee they ir set
ling up the need f.r longer preliminary study,
t0 'r cf college and four of law school
training bn'rg favored by lurh eminent U)rri
kt Flili'i Root snd Wilbani Howard Tah. fle
Pee it inclined (4 agree with the theory, but iug
f,ti its application may be found to present
inme points that are likely 14 he overlooked in
the academic contemplation of the queition. Men
have ri-n ti high place in the world without the
advantage of elaborate and long drawn out pre
liminary. education. In our own land we have
nidi nirn-a, Benjamin Franklin. Andrew Jack
on, Abraham Lincoln, Horace Greeley, jut to
mention a few who came to distinction without
having rprnt long hours in Hunting to lectures
rnd doing the other tningi needed to gain
diploma. Henry Clay Caldwell will long be re
called for his ability, both as a lawyer
and a a judge, jet bemh nor bar would have
known liini, had the road to practice been Worked
by the proyiion suggested. Some better and
mrer way of dr teriiiining ability and f.tness for
the calling should be found. The Dee it a
staunch and steadfast advocate of education, well
aware of the great advantage the highly trained
man has in the battle of life, but it does not agree
to any standard that by an arbitrary provision
puts a bar across what should be an open way
to success for any.
" If Gold Were Demonetized.
Nations whose supply of gold is running
short are talking of denying it as a standard for
monetary measure of value. This has moved
Thomas A. Edison to inquire how much would
a troy ounce of gold be worth if it were de
monetized. Like many of Mr. Edison's other
questions, this is not especially difficult. Gold
will continue to be worth what it will bring on
the market. Its value does not depend ex-
ciuMvcly on its use as a money metal. In fact,
the truth is the other way around. Gold was
held in high esteem and value long before money
was known as such; it was a standard medium
of exchange centuries before it was coined. Gold
is perhaps the first metal known to man; it is
widely diffused, and very useful. That is why
it has and will retain value. Nations have at one
time or another tried different substances or ob
jects as a basis for money, such as periwinkles,
cowrie shells, and the great stones that are used
in the Marquesas islands, but savages and bar
barians alike from the earliest times gave to gold
a front rank, and it maintains that rank because
of its intrinsic worth. Demonetizing gold will
not have a great deal of effect on its actual worth,
for, while it may go down a few cents in' the
United States where it is plenty, in countries
where it is scarce the price will go up, and soon
an equilibrium will be restored, and gold will be .
worth nearly the same the world around.
And finally, there must be a standard-or yard
stick of value, no matter what it h, and gold will
be measured by that. . r.
If a Neighbor Has a Still..
The traveling salesman on the train declared
that he was a firm prohibitionist, but told. "of
having failed to live up to his conviction in the
matter of reporting illicit distilling to the police.
"I know, as a good citizen, I should inform
against bootleggers," he admitted, "but I'm just,
plain yellow."
Rev. A. Z. Conrad of Boston recently dis-
Lcussed the same point which disturbed the con
science of the Jvebraskan, and while he did not
say outright what he would do if a neighbor
should engage in this illicit enterprise, he an
swered the question from a theoretical stand
point. . ' '
"Is it honorable to act as an informer if you
know a neighbor is. operating a still?" he asked
in his Sunday night, sermon. Perhaps not an
honor, but certainly a duty, was his conclusion.
"You can not leave it to a policeman," said Dr.
tonrad, 'Svhen a man is committing murder.
You must interfere at once. And when the con
stitution is being violated, you must tell the
proper authorities."
The Nebraska traveling man took exactly this
position. AncL-yet he confessed that he coold
not bring himself to practice it. Partly perhaps
it was of a di$like'of notoriety, iear of revenge
pr being misrepresented in his motives or seem
ing to vent a grudge.
.Why not hear from the police reporter on
this? Do many citizens turn in information
about cases that come under their observation?
Do most of the tip's come from nameless sources,
through anonymous telephone calls or letters?
Congressman Andrews proposes that certain
states return money due the federal government,
and thus provide the' means for paying the soldier
bonusl The' boys will, indeed, need the money
if "they have to wai.t for this plan to go over. Not
that the iclaiin of the federal government is un--just,'
but because the twenty-six states that owe
it have a majority of votes in congress. '
Another dreadful indictment of the movies
they are in league With the republican' party, ac
cording to a Kentucky democratic congressman..
Can you think. of anything worse? ? '
The inexorable" progress of events is answer
ing a great many of the calamity howlers,. but
some of 'therri persist in hope of prolonging hard
times, perhaps.
Kansas City police have carelessly mislaid a
prisoner returned to them from Omaha, but
was not wanted here.
Ambassador Harvey is perhaps comforted
with the thought' that no man ever succeeded in
pleasing everybody. ' '
Even New York is getting after the swindling
stock brokers. The process is slow, but it is
showing results. . .. :
. - Ten-dollar hogs and 50-cent corn doesn't look
so bad in a state with plenty to Veil. . '
'. Again Omaha got out of a blizzard very
lightly. -'
Radio Sermons Popular. .
Two nice things about radio sermons aro.No
collections and on getting sleepy you can turn a
switch. Harrisbur? Patriot . j
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I HE HUSKING DEE
lis Your Daij
Siavi UWathaLaufth
!. THE OLD HOME STATF.
Wf.Uerd Ho!" to land of sunshine. .
' her tha wid' I'arme rolls,
YiiH its imlrs and niile of coastline,
With its beache and its shoal,
Where the air is scent with ro-es
And the skies are blue and clear,
here we e in ariej po.es
t All your wonders far and near.
Where the snow U never falling;
Ei-fry d.iy i clear and mild
We have? heard your iren calling
So romantic, sweet and wild.
Yet sometimes our fate turning
To the home state far away.
And our b-art has a yearning
As our thought in fancy play.
ran see the kindly face
Of the c ues wc knew so well,
And the old familiar place,
As sometimes wc stop to dwell,
There you have a touch of winter,
With a stotniy day or to,
Jut a w hitT of polar hinter
Sweeping over sky so blue.
Summer rome in all her splendor
Turning fields to verdant green,
Ever she a fairy vendor
'Rayed in sunshine all serene.
We have lately talked it over.
Homeward do our thoughts incline
True we're sitting here in clover.
Yet the heart docs long and pine
1'or the dear old kindly faces
Of the ones we know so well.
And the old familiar places
Where our thoughts and fancies dwell.
C. G. Olandcr.
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PHILO-SOPHY.
The only known cure for home-sickness is
home.
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Very seldom you strike a man so wise that
one word is sufficient.
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Once in a great while you find a pretty girl
who is also useful.
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THE HIGHEST DEPTHS OF. PEDANTRY.
Tim says that he knows some people who are
so ignorant, so credulous and so enthusiastic,
that if a soapbox orator should get up and tell,
them that Aguinaldo, the Swiss admiral, licked
Wellington, the bolshevik general, at the battle
of Bunker Hill, because Abraham Lincoln killed
Caesar, and that is why we celebrate Thanksgiving
day, they would take it all in and hurrah for
Aguinaldo.
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, PROHIB FRIENDS.
Sing a song of prohibition,
Cellar full of booze;
Four and twenty friends are yours
Friends you cannot lose.
When the hootch is opened.
These birds begin to shout,
What a jolly bunch of friends
Until the booze gives out,
L. E. C.
, "CROSS" SECTION OF REAL LIFE.
'.Dear I'hilo:- If you don't believe this one
we'll ctl you another. Park line street car stops
'at down-town intersection during justly cele
brated rush hour. : Woman with 4-year-old child
and multitudinous parcels approaches -car and
makes futile gestures. "All aboardl" shouts con
ductor: . Woman ' redoubles gestures, 'but. no
prograss indicated. Conductor hoists - nipper
aboard and takes charge of several bulky bun
dles. Woman follows ponderously.
Takes position in front of fare box and be
gins intensive search for transfer while other
passengers crowd past her. Car starts with jerk.'
Woman drops sack. Sack contained eggs. Con
ductor can prove it by his shoes. "It seems to
me these cars should be started more gently,
woman observes. Conductor assumes gargoyle
grin, but says nothing. He can't think of any
thing suitable. .
Woman finds transfer m off glove and passes
into car. Conductor finds transfer is two hours
old. He says nothing. He can't think of any
thing adequate. P. D. Q.
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SAME AT OUR HOUSF. .
Dear Philo: How's ....
The place you stay
Wherein you drowse
And hit the hay? ;
My flat is small,
By day, the bed
Stands by the wall
Upon its head;
And when I've thrown
It down at night,
Mv bed's the on-
Ly thing in-sight..
, J. J. K.
How to Keep Well
By P, W, A EVANa
Queatieae (aacataiaf fcr'Uaa, nila.
a a4 rn.a al 4ut, auk
ut4 la lr. tH kr i4a at
1e V, ill ka rHMHlly
eutixt la a' Iiwiuiumi, akere a
aiaaae', aaaea4) eavelape ia a
l4. Pr. ksaaa aill na make
rfiaiaaalt ae tH-aatrflM far k4ivieu-l
""i. A44.a Jni in t-e at
Ika tt.a.
Crfiiht;
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CHILDREN'S Si'ASMS.
u., .
ri'-ma areni tm ,ut a-era
ni'Miirra, ,
Thia I u n ounne. Hi un
ami.ii r kirrt..ih, violriit -ititiir
tlnnn of tha ,y m! t, iiiiMr.
t ye, gtutiniMir wouih ami all
nikinit liki lititiitiliiK.
It May ba ttiat h ImIh- hail hern
i' k fr n a una lit iiiixlirr ha.l
been ppr heueji, whrii mHntly H
lam tiavetps. m n re ihun run
nrmlnc lha nuithr' fiar. Or tt
may . Hint tha l.l.y find been w.
anj yUyutg arouni) wheit it ft-ll
over In convulsions without warn
ing. .l tt "OI1I8 of Ilia i, ,,f . nnviil.
lrn whleli mm lu-t a e-teutlv fear.
vr. John JU. Mors :
"I liava never aeen unv in... In
hli-h 1 thouicht thnt a ' atrnin or
a tiKtit foreskin wan the i-auo of
eonvulclon. I have nuer ai-i-n a
e ot convulMintm in a tett limit
ehlld In wlili-li reriox Irritation fmni
teethttiK aerntec to Im tin) hit a,
puliation nf to muihii.
.no patient known to hntt voi-m
haa hid 'onvultlmia wliu-h could
talrly ha atirlbiiti-d to them."
These m.iieinoriis rule out tho
eauitea to which tunt mot hem k
prlha spnamH, h en-t an fur na th
xeprlcncu of tlila autliirily nor.
w neu a tmby ha conviilxion re
peatedly iln pnreniH nr klwuva tin-
eay an to whet hep it nmy mean e-pi-
iepv.
Iillotn 11114 Imbecile-, i lill.lri n wiih
hlnh (ihIhIcs uml remnants of hem
orrhage during blrih. hi-o prono to
pa-modlc aeiziirca hcc'iuino of their
faulty brain development.
Hill ClVCIl ft Cllllll Of El Mill 1lllMlt.il-
Ity, who Im coiivulhlnns repeated
ly. Ik tint chibl an epileptic?
r lit. is it a unnsinonhllle? Tf no.
It probably Is not and will not he-
coma an erll''i"lc.
Crouiiy children are. KiuiHtiinnhll-
le.
If there In any doubt about the
mutter, un cleotrb test to determine
cleetrh; excitability will settle tho
question.
Or try tho f herapeutln tent.
Children with FPHSiiionlitlla trot
better wlion they tHke lime . op
medicine, or fond rich in lime, for
a considerable time.
The best of Huch foods is milk.
and especially human mult.
If apiismophllia has been ruled
out In a Riven case, effort to find
other causes should next bo made.
Errois.ln diet may be the cause.
If a child has convulsions repeat
edly. for which no causo can bo
found, is not n spasmophilic, and Is
rcasonbaly well developed mentally
for his 8f?e, the chances are in favor
of epilepsy.
If the convulsions come on at
night, this likelihood Is increased.
If careful inquiry brings out that
a sudden look of blankness. th
dropping of some utensil, the Invol
untary passage of urine, any of theso
or all, coming Just beforo a spasm,
makes a diagnosis of epilepsy almost
certain. -
But epilepsy itself is now regarded
a not much mort than i symptom.
There are many varieties of It. And
some eases of epilepsy in children
reeoverunexpectedly.
I.ct the Jloy Alone.
A. It. writes; "My ll-year-old boy
is very. pale. Ha tires very easily
and was always left-handed. Ho has
to use his right hand when writing
in school, but he does. not use tho
right'- hand fop other . work- such as
eating, using a hammer or any play
-work. ." '.- ,'.--t
"I have tried to train him to be
right-handed by insisting that he
use the right hand only, but every
thing drops from his right hand and
he finds it more natural to uso his
left hand.
"Is it too liite tb train hfm to use
his right hand or will it affect tho
heart, as I have been told?"
ItEPLT.
Let the boy use whichever hand
he pleases.
However, your' training has not
harmed his' heart.
Ji-u,iiitf fit lu.nui,
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R'ajiUey, ,N),,, rt,, SS.Tu th
K lit" of The Pe n ja iefre,i,lM
) ed .ne man not afraid to r.le
it wire , prot.t ,tgtf4mg the
iiairui op unappreelativt lias
i .e,i lha mouth ft many, and t'tt.
nM tritiiniiiK doing (ha rtai.
.....i, mi" oirii eie petna- n.
fried and beinc rli,t under the
m ixrniiiviii irft, the iioe.i audiiw.
m nt iii.-,ii.iin c 'oioiuon ever
imd.i a ia i.rrerfil tiiam, and a was
-.any emii-.i ami aa clearly under
et iod Hint Una waa to t received
u Ib'ii of bonne or penmon lUiiii.
wJibh hid iniMiied so much (rati
it nl ManJ.il folloHtiitf thn iivit war,
l my of tho anldiera lmv been too
fl.'Ck ami negligent to kp up their
I n Mini hi . i tireiiiliiinK . thoueh the
ti'iniH were eo diMiitaaenna that on
ly a triilini; Mcriilce would have en
iibled iheni t. do ao, Tine bonus
i I peal diicn not i-nninnte from thoae
who Iikvu niaiiiiaiucd their insur
lllll'O.
As I well said In u letter nnh-
tiMied in a ret-ent lw.ua of tha Kasr
nty Hull, oticp tho war riohad, for
1 f ycnia there wiih abundant em
ldi.vin'iit mid wlili ektravagnnlly
I.I ll wnm-ii. piactically nil Ihrlr
joIih wcru held fop the ex-nervlee
ni n iiii1 they wcrn In nioftt caaesl
iuen the tr f armr e In lira (u
! now ttilr ara chaiaa., nsi.
tU'ta and siia a Jhl ,f a ii i.iii.n
The raa n4le""U t Ul
hou.a wtiare roatt J-I1 with
hli family. iiIh. il.n !oiu
Ukea fire an4 ai the chil.iieit
lit ektlnauUhliifl tha fl.io., t ut the
flaea la to d4iuai,-cd that ieaiy
can-a ia entailed y tl.u f,i,er, and
for aeiaral )ere ha limn aevota a
lar-e art of Ma liooioa tit riev
In tha roai. The rlilbiiaii, null in
tha home, torn upon bun and Ae,
mand inmpriiaatiui) for ihnr any
i. . . i. a . . t. . . . .. ... .
reiving the Vatianta and c.o.f. ri. '
ineiienl upon ta malitianaiica. I
These ehapa went toil to Pabt fr
the beat coy o try on earth an! avt l
It. far were; fop thitiarvra than f"r
thnaa upon rum lhy now iM-ek to
reaten an additional loirdrti of tu
Hon, fop thay have Hill a Ions a-,
la--laiuy ot life. I
They were saleeteil be-anm ihi-y;
rould beet do tha job. Ibid it h ;
acmethlna- oldap men inula In!
carry out. they would ha been
clioaan Instead, or had ll b-ni an un
Jeriaklnt for woman the country i
would have railed f'r tiirin, hot 1
the want, berauaa It was tilftiln.-
tively their tit. They were t.. ,
clothed and paid, liiodeaily, but atif-1
flclenily, and now, with thin won.
Uerful country fop a home, and op
portunltiea all about them null mm
are offered In no other plm-a. on
earth, they tmiie their whole val
orcanlnatlon In an aitetoot to fotvo
payment ovep atnln. It la denior
able that politics la u rnterlna Into
in matter aa to bvniid and nb-
cure lha lesiie,
To tha wounded ami il.c-ihlrd Mty
attention and awmtaneo elmul'l l
.u i ii aiiliui tha iuwrp and r
uunu ft ili Italian, t'Ut to tha
i'aii fvll'iaa won all rf lite before
l liti.t and tli" t lined ri'atta la live
In, l lit i ftttoi. 11 h ! baa inmngt cf a
('litis, and lha country should not
l null. i. kingly eiami4d into ad
locaini any audi rtteaaura. It will
be 4 airriga luniiner held over tha
head of th nliii'l parti's fr 49
1'iaia to come If tha praclb is
ioiim in uiauiair l and lha rt nuJa
and will lend to make .frs and
it-ioiiianr men nut rf ilttsen !
leriol loo fine la tn e"1 In thai
M, fl. P.
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Advance Coal Co.
Eclipse Lump, $9.25
Eclipse Nut, $8.75
La Mart, Franklin County,
Lump, tgg, Nut, $11.00
Perfccto Semi-Anthrcit
Lump, 13.00
Advance Coal Co.
1704 Howard Street
rhene AT Untie 1813
MONEY-SAVING
PRUG PRICES
at th
Sherman & McConnell Stores
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
F. D.
EPIDEMIC OP FLIVVER. COMPLAINT. .
(From the Waterloo' Gazette.) ' n
Nelson Bell has purchased a new 4rd" coop.
Ed Cobb is the owner of a new Ford touring
"xharles Leti ' traded his Dort car for a Ford
""Charles Leand Nick Witt motored to Oma
ha Friday. a
TODAY'S IDLE THOUGHT.
When a girl marries a self-made man she al
most always insists on extensive alterations,
a -
Trouble again on the Mexican border. Mexi
cans can't mobilize in peace. Every time they
start a war the Yanks come along and turn it
into a fight. '
ISN'T IT THE TRUTH?
Her daughter's marriage to oppose
Is mother's privilege, we suppose,
' Shell kick and fret and fuss and fume
And hammer the prospective bridegroom
But while she voices condemnations
' She goes right on with the preparations.
AFTER-THOUGHT: Some men's ambitions
materialize while others merely vocajLO
Bare Knees For Kverybody,
Mrs.-F. N. G. K. writes: "A ques
tion before many a house, including
ours, this time of year, is bare knees
for children to roll or not to roll
the stockings.
"What would you do if the child
in question were your own? If you
find time and spact to discuss this
very frankly it will be appreciated
by many homes."
RE FLY.
Let 'em roll 'em. There is no har
dier stock; than the bare-legged
Scotch;
. Dr. Walter James, a, great author
ity, thinks women and children are
Healthier when tho ' style calls for
bare legs; and the 'health' of men
would be impfoved if the style called
for unwrapping. - - i: -
A1JVEBT1SKMKNT
How One Businesa Grew.
During the war period Mrs. M. F. Homan
of Macon made a batch of candy to sell to raise
her little daughter Caroline's quota for war work
among school children. It tasted lie more to
those who bought and after a short time a
candy dealer put in a stock of her candy fresh
every day. Now six firms in town are carrying
her candy regularly despite the fact that there
are two candy factories there, and she is branch
ing out into other towns. She is able to under
sell factory products because she does not aim
to get rich off every transaction, but only to
make enough profit to make it worth while and
keep it moving rapidly. Kansas City Times.
Objecting to the Bonus.
Many senators and representatives will find
out when the votes are counted next November
that their support of bonus legislation had been
noted with decided disapproval by a majority of
their constituents. Spokane Spokesnjan-Review.
QUICK RELIEF FROM
CONSTIPATION
Get Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets
That is the joyfubery of thousands
since Dr. 'Edwards ."produced Olive
Tablets', the substitute for calomel.
Dr. Edwards, a practicing physi
cian for 17 years and calomel's old
time enemy, discovered the formula
for Olive Tablets while1 treating pa
tients for -chroma constipation and
torpid livers-
Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets do not
contain calomel, but a healing,
soothing vegetable laxative.
No griping is the , "keynote" of
these little sugar-coated, olive-colored
tablets.' They cause the bowels
and liver to act normally. They
never force ,. them to unnatural
action. .. .
If you have a "dark brown
mouth" bad breath a dull, tired
feeling sick headache torpid liver
constipation, you'll find quick,
sure and pleasant results from one
or two of Dr. Edwards' Olive Tab
lets at bedtime.
Thousands take them every night
Just to keep right. Try them, 15c
and 30c. .
ADYKBTISEMKNT
Relieves Headache
A little Musterole, rubbed on fore
head and temples, will usually drive
away headache. A clean, white oint
ment, made with oil of mustard,
Musterole is a natural remedy with
nor of the evil after-effects eo
often caused by "internal medicine."
Get Musterole at your drug store.
S5e and 65e. Jars and tubes; hos
pital size. $3.
BETTER THAN A MUSTARD PLASTER
Drugs, Remedies
and Toilet Needs
at Low Cut Prices
$1.25 Nujol 94c
60c Syrup of Figs 44c
$1.00 Listerine .......79c
$1.25 Pinkham's Veg. Comp 98c
25c Hinkle's Tablets 19c
GOc Doan's Kidney Pills ,44c
40c Castoria (Fletcher's) 24c
30c Resinol Soap t 21c
$1.10 Tanlac 83c
30c Eagle Brand Milk. 19c
;7&c,White.Paraffine Oil (16 oz.) .
&tfjfty? 49c
35cFrostilla 23c
GOc Herpicide 44c
30c Mufti Cleaner '. 24c
25c Purtest Epsom Salts, 1 lb. . .14c
$1.50 Bouquet Ramee Toilet
Water 98c
35c Mary Garden Talc. 23c
50c Djer Kiss Face Powder 39c
25c Golden Glint Shampoo 19c
$1.35 Pinaud's Lilac Vegetale. . .84c
50c Victor's Benzoin and Almond
Lotion 34c
$1.20 Scott's Emulsion 89c
50c Lavoris .39c
25c Carter's Liver Pills 14c
$1.50 Gouraud's Oriental Cream
at $U9
25c NyaFs Laxacold 14c
30c Phenolax Wafers 18c
35c Freezone 23c
25c Mennen's Talcum 19c
35c Peroxide Hydrogen, y2 H. -19c
50c Mulsified Cocoanut Oil 39c
75c Q-Ban Hair Restorer ...... .54c
$1.00 Chocolate Italian
Creams, pound ,
59c
60c-Candy Special
Chocolate Covered Nut Cara- Q
mels, delicious. Full pound. .. -CJ C
Cigars Deeply Cut
30c
10c La Saramita Cigars, Kings
size, bundle of 5
Box of 50 Cigars. $2.50
15c Los Ramos, foil wrapped, mild
Havana, in box of 25, each.
8c
$1.50 Hot Water
Bottles
2-Qt. Guaran- QAn
teed One Year
30c Rexall
Shaving Cream
It's Wonderful--Try
It- 1 Q
Big Tube... 1"C
IS
Thermos and
Vacuum Bottles
All Kinds, Sizes
and Shapes
i
i
Special $4.50
Lunch Kit, full
pint .........
$2.98
Pure Food Specials
75c Ballardvale Grape Jam 39
-I2 lb. Symond's Inn Cocoa. 19
12-lb. cake Symond's Inn Baking
Chocolate ' 19J
12 lb. Opeko Tea, black or green. .34f
1 lb. Oneko Coffee .1 Bfc
i - - - M(JV
35c Svmond's Inn Vanilla Evtraot V.Ak
40c Symond's Inn Lemon Extract.' .24
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An Unusual Bargain
Rexall "93" Hair Tonic, positively the
best Hair Tonic made for falling hair,
dandruff, itching scalp, etc., and Rexall
"93" Shampoo Paste, a delightful sham
poo, cleanses the scalp, leaves the hair
soft and fluffy, both for
$ 00 Jig
SOAP25c DOZEN
Haskin's Cocoanut Oil Soap-Lathers Freely dJO Qf
in Cold or Hard Water. One Gross (144 Cakes)
Come Early. We Have a Limited Quantity Only.
16th and Dodge 16th and Harney 19th and Farnam
24th and Farnam 43th and Dodge
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