THE BEK: OMJtllA, WEDNESDAY. KEHKUAUY 22. 192 m TheOmaha Bee DA I Vi (MOUMNC) LVEN ING-SUN DA V UlE tit rt'BUKHIKii COM TAN tUON II. UI'OIKK. ruMiaa.r B. !Rt.A.R, iidxrit Maiufar MEMBER OP TMC ASSOCIATED fKESJ Tm Awnu4 !' t auk Tta IN K a hiI, U aa. PiVtm'f M)ttU4 I Il-a . M ail.attil f ftMa aiaWrfc l'Ui ii a. t4h.ni. wwtnaa in ta ar. al .la Ik l.ral pul0 4.nl t.i.1. All Ntt! f lvwUWalla f itwd .i.a. a't tiau iMuta. T4 Oiaafct tba It BMnlaf f Ik u4i ! f Orctt' tstuata, Ik laMieaianf uuu4iir m autiUaui aietiia. The circalalioa ef Th Omaha Be ' SUNDAY, FEB. 19, 1922 78,677 THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY B. BREWER, Cm'I M.aaf.r ELMER S. ROOD, Clreulatlo Maiuirr t an4 auaairlba1 tolor at Ihlt 11,1 4a f ( Fabruary, lU. (Satll W.H.QUIVEY, Nlar ! BEE TELEPHONES 'rival Branch Farhana. Aak fur iha . ftppartmani or I'.rann Wnttd. r'ar AT lantic Miahl 1 alia Attn 1 P. M.i Mlln'ial 1000 Vtyttxmtnu AT lantla or 10U. OFFICES Main OffUa J7lh anil Farnai C. Bluff. U lt ft. South M 4tS 0. till) fit. New Tork JH Fifth Ave. Wa.hlnglon-Ult 0 . Chlfaao Itle Wrlly BUf Jam, f'raac 42 Jtu Hi. Honor Jjc Ztee' Platform 1. Now Union Passenger Station. 2. Continued improvement of tho No braska Hithwayt, including tha pave ment with Brick Surface of Main Thoroughfare leading into Omaha. 3. A ahort, low-rale Waterway from the Cora Belt to the Atlantic Ocean. 4. Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. America Feeds the World. Much nonsense has been lirirc about reduced exports of farm products to Europe. A whole (system of calamity propaganda has been built up by democratic politicians out of the hallucina tion that the emergency tariff act restricted in terchange of goods abroad and accordingly ruined the demand for foodstuffs. At a matter of -cold fact, cxporta of fanii product! in 1921 exceeded all previous records. The United States Department of Commerce has justMssucd an illuminating statement which nhows among other things that the total amount paid for these goods amounted to twice At much as the prices of similar products In 191 J. Doth the volume and the prices were greater than those of the normal years before the war. To quote directly from the Department of Com merce statement: "As a matter of fact, the total volume of ex ports of the principal agricultural products for the year 1921 amounts to over 20,000,000 tons compared with 10,500,000 tons In 191 J. In fact, we exported the largest total volume of such products of any year In our history. The prin cipal commodity is grain, including grain prod ucts, which alone amounted to 16,000,000 tons in 1921 as compared with 12,000,000 and 6,000,000 in 1920 and 191 J, respectively. The exports of cotton exceed those of 1920, which is also true of meat products, sugar, oil cake and meal and tobacco. There was a slight decline in dairy products and vegetable oils." For these exports the United States received, a little Jess thaii $2,000,000,000 as compared with a little more than $J,OOO,0O0,000 in 1920 and a little over $1,000,000,000 in 1915. Statistics arc dry, but these arc full of meaning. The world's population is increasing each year America adds more than a million persons annually and there is apparently ait increasing demand on American farms. Vast though the exports may be, about 90 per "cent of our farnutuff is consumed at home. The Department of Commerce states that a little variation in home consumption may be a much larger factor than a Variation in foreign trade. "Unemployment and economic distress Jh the In dustrial regions,", the report 'asserts, "usually means a lower standard of living and a decreased consumption of meats and other food products of this class. The falling off in meat c&nsurnption fclonc probably amounts to seven pounds per capita. Smaller use of meat quite naturally would af fect the demand for corn, with which live stock ls! fattened. 'The sum and substance1 of ft all" Is that without any artificial financial measures Europe has financed the purchase of its food, and tliat stimulation Of the American market through a revival Of industry and the abolition of unemplo.vrtiCnt is the keystone of new pros perity. ' , Deflate the Movies. Some people simply Can't aland prosperity. That seems to have been at the root of most ef the scandals connected with moving picture actors. Common sense would prescribe a lower altitude for the stars of the screen. There has been tremendous profit in the business of mak ing film plays and quite naturally competition for the services of popular actors has swelled their wages, A cut of 33 per cent in the price of film rentals is asked in a resolution of the Motion Ticture Theater Owners' association id New York. They point out that there has been an increase of $10,000,000 in the cost of hiring a film while the amount of paid admissions to thea ters has fallen $43,000,000. This is an excellent suggestion, If the producers would cut the rental price Of their moving picture plays 'to something like its old level and reduce the extravagant wages paid to certain actors, the stars would be better off, if accounts from Hollywood be true, and perhaps the patrons of the tndvies might benefit, too. Now the Automobile Hotel. Even with 'its wide streets Omaha is feeling congested by the long lines "of motor cars parked 'along the eufbs downtown. Sometimes, especially eftef having looked in tain along Farnani street for parking space, motorists may wonder what arrangements will be made in the future for the rapidly increasing automobile traffic Chicago comes forward with what is called an "automobile hotel." . The plans call for a 25-story building capable ' of accommodating more than 1,000 cars. Similar buildings, it is said, are planned for Cleveland and New York. A feature of these establishments is to be a regu lar hotel lobby, heavily carpeted and equipped with tverjr luaurjr $t4 coniiience. Suih tenr ice, of course, roU dearly. The ha drive car at a ntfaswe of economy will not frrl in .-lined to regi.ter at thf.e hotels, pnubtte,, however, thru are enough drivers wh rlaii't have to think ef txprn.ra that will fk Ihrir cars indoors and tip'tain t$ five more room for others outside. American Right, Abroad. When J'rrf idrnt Wilson's second term of tf fre was drawing o a cke he recalled (he declaration of the Baltimore platform, on which lie was first elected, to the effect that American ciiueni would It protected in their legitimate butinrtt anywhere on earth. This was sorely neglected in the cae of Mexico, and was ignored la a considerable degree during the first two years of the World War. However, the nature of the iiundaUrif following the Treaty of Ver sailles brought the matter prominently to the front, and the one thing that dlillngulahes the fhort stay of Kainbridga Colby in the office of secretary of state is his note to the Hrilisli for cIkii office on the subject of American rights in Mesopotamia. Secretary Hughes promptly and emphatically reiterated what his predecessor had set up, and this is now agaui presented as a live topic. The mandate is not intended to he adminis tered in any way inimical -to the rights of na tionals of any country, and especially will Amer icans insist on equal treatment of Americans in the mandated territory. The princlphj invdlved in this is well established. A mandate carries with it guardianship, and not exclusive privilege, and the obligations of guardianship are such as icquire the efficient administration of the man dated region for the benefit of its inhabitants, Mid do not confer the right to monopoly of ex ploitation. Kecoguition of this principle by all wilt add greatly to the prospects of restoring and maintaining international tranquility. Of one thing all may be assured, and that is that under the republican administration of American national affairs, citizens of this country will be protected in their rights, anywhere on the face of the earth. Collapse of the "Roma." Addition of another tragedy of the air, that of the collapse of the giant airship, "Roma," and the fate of those who were carried down to death with the wreckage, will shock Americans. We may never know the exact cause of the failure; evidence that might have been left will be destroyed by the flames that demolished whatever was left after the explosion, and any conclusion as to the weakness or fault must rest on conjecture and tiot on actual knowledge. What is known is that the big ship had been well tested in Italy, by trial flights and in actual service, and was considered stable and air worthy. Flights to various cities of the country, among which Omaha was included, had been planned to give further tests to the vessel, and to enable the aeronauts of the army to carry oil a series of investigations that would be of service in connection with development of aerial navigation, It Is reasonable to assume that whatever the cause for the disaster, it was some--jsj sb.w jt Se pojDadxaiut 'OJjtioj puoXsq Suiij riblc. Those who lost their lives in the wreck will be carried on their country's rolls as men who sought to add to the general store of knowl edge, to advance the cause of human good. Their fate will Only encourage others in pursuit of the science, to the end that in time the passage of the air will be made as reasonably safe as has movement by land or sea. Man does not aban don such a quest because one or many attempts fail, but persist until victorious. Normal School Nonsense. Nebraska's board of normal school managers has on many occasions drawn criticism by its acts, some serious, others merely good' ilatured objection, but it has never fully merited the attention it is certain to receive on account of its latest outburst. It is all right for the board to Set Up and maintain a high standard for per sonal conduct within its jurisdiction but when it assumes to correct the- manners of those it Can not control, it appears to be going some distance afield in search of trouble. Smoking dis pleases a great many people in the world, yet there- are some so perverse as to cling with fond ness to tobacco in one or another of the forms in which it is presented for use. Men and women alike are accustomed to smoking, and some very able men( whose mental and moral equipment is on a par with those of the school board, defend with reasonable force and effect the use of the hicotltious pfaht. The action of the Nebraska board probably will have little effect on cither of the great schools that come under its dis pleasure, but may possibly deprive some of our teachers of equipment they will need in order to Successfully compete with a world that Is hot yet entirely free from the tendency to do a great many things that do not seem right to those strict moralists who want to exclude from man's use tobacco in any form. It is all Very Well for the vice chairman of the railway executives to scold the farmers for not raising more meat animals, but he should look a little farther into the case before he accuses the feeders of neglecting their opportunities, Quite a number recall how they had the society of the pigs to pay them for their corn, The death ef johrt F. Shafrotli will recall to the minds of many Nebraskans pleasant niemeorics of this really able Coloradan. His title of "Honest John" was gained by deeds rather than words, and his life was att opCn evi dence of his sincefity in all he Undertook. s . John D. having Sanctioned the marriage of his granddaughter to a Swiss riding master now knows how some other good American have felt at a similar moment. The 1-cent verdict for the American Legion in the libel suit carries with it the vindication sought, and that was the main point Electric lighting experts propose to make a statute shimmy.. Jers,ey .lighting has done that frequently. i Chairman Fordney says the house will pass a bonus bill, which is equivalent to having it &ne. It is none too soon to start the spring rains for Nebraska. . However, Herbert Hoover is accustomed to having senators oppose his plans. "Mayor Jim" has them thinking, all right. Paving contractors are hunting for work. The Husking Beiv Its Your Day Start ltWihaLau6h REAL FOOD. (Indicated to Our "Maw.") Throughout the week 1 til of thing 1 i tut do not Mtufy. I gulp down torler; rJ rw on tfW I 'mil 1 nearly cry Willi rJ.'e at dishes t'ui I get In restaurants and such, -' There are nnr ( frr it tf .No foodstuffs I can touch. There's corned b'ff lush that no one knows. W'hat'a in it. Then there' a slew That looks as if it ailed for weeks Urforc it tome to youj ' There's ham that seems la le all j!t. I'otators raw then some Viiliiittcred bread. I rat until My nerves ate all undone, BUT When otd SutnUy rolls around Ami 1 ho home to cut Oh. man! The Iticiou tilings I sec To rat there is a treat: There's roasted pork and apple sauce, 1'oiatoc inanlied: then cske, Deserts, Ri:.L FOOD! A million for Those dinners I won't take. Drtitus. And by way of PHILO-SOPHY. Too many people spend all of today talking about what they did yesterday and what they are going to do tomorrow. Looks like we'll have to put on an organized hunt for Normalcy. Nobody teems to be able to find it alone. e By the way, T'ltilo, I have a hone to pick with you. ADotit halt a year ago l kickedini with a contrib. It hasn't been stereotyped yet. No fair reneging. Brutus. Dear Brutus! I wouldn't knowincty. you know. I have looked myself bimbo-eyed sqiut- ing for your lost contrib. It couldn t possibly have but no, I always paw over the contents of the waste basket before consigning it to the unknown from whence no scrapped contrib. ever returns. I don't care any more about a snappy offering such as yours invariably are, than I do of my weakly pay check. Lxcusc it, please? THE FRESH THING. (The tune is funnicr'u. the words.) A woman and child approached the railroad ticket seller's window. Two to Duluth. she chirncd. "Teedle dee dec," he responded, as he chucked her under the chin. C. S. II., Burke, S. D. A chiropodist can out-talk a barber. Hast ings (Neb.) Tribune. And yet he always remains at the loot ot the class. Let him who. etc. cast first stone.. "Accused of Wanting to Live Nearer Sa loons," says a headline. Since when did at get to be a crime? OUR ACADEMY OF IMMORTALS. (Nominations always open.) I'hilo: Is the Mr.'Gumo of the Fontenclle anv rela tion to Andy? Mr. Stehr does conduct or run a meat mar ket on North Sixteenth. Mr. Blunt Goruni is a Morris employe. He must' have done good Work during the strike. THc lark in Chi. who took out an injunction to prevent the girl vamping him is called Heller. Must be some mistake, about that name. , -Maque. Yeah, and did you notice the yarn about the champ lady swimmer? If you want to learn to swim go to Helen B. Happy. CUT OUT THE JAZZ CUT OUT THE SHIMMY. .''Will the removal of the brass band from the radiator of the new Ford cars make them less noisy?" Chadroti Journal. ISN'T IT THE STUFF? "No one love & fat man," Is the trend of many rhymes, But we contend that that man Is popular at times; A maid will think a fat matt nice; Her ideal and her beau As long as he'll produce the price Of box seats at the show. CONTAGIOUS AND VIRULENT. Deaf Fhilo: I've been glancing Over your int. col. past six mo. Tried sev. times to dope out contrib. Captured idea but couldn't get har ness on. Answer me these: (1.) Is writing rhymes an art? (2.) Any known cure for chewing lead pen cil? , Fox. Dear Reynard: (1.) Sometimes. More often gets to be a habit or disease. (2.) Try typing 'em. You can't chew a type writer. MENTAL TELEPATHY, STOSE. "So I've opened a wireless Station And thrown away the key," From poem by Ethel Meyers in Htisking Bee Oh Feb. 12, in re. which E. Fordice, 2209 Leav enworth, dot, dashes to inquire, "How could she send messages if she threw away the key?" MY HOSIERY. The hours I've spent in darning sox Are as a nightmare Utito me, 1 look them o'er there in the box, My hosiery, my hosiery. I pass the needle in and out Among the holes both large and small, And in my mind there comes a doubt If I can ever darn them all Six pairs of heels, six pairs of toes Into the "finished" box are tossed, And when at last I start the seventh I find There's no more floss, hurrah! There's no more flosS. S. F. Tim says he knows a man so contrary that he would oppose the Resurrection unless he could bfow the trumpet and girt the order to arise. Our idea of a kind and thoughtful husband is one who will read aloud to his wife while she washes the dishes. x ' - GOOD NEWS. The icemen say there is a bump Er crop of ice, - And so this year the say a slump Will hit the price, The chief difference between i man and an automobile is that an automobile works better when it is tired. . AFTER-THOUGHT: Buy the weigh, a thunk of ice is one thing that doesn't expand With tie heat. FHILO, How to Keep Wei! $, pa w. a gvA.s QtwaltM lMUfi fclaa. aaalla. m a4 iia t aM. auk miii.4 t Or, . r r ( 1a , eiU is avtiMMlIf autjatt to ptft liamaiwa, kMa a m4, aJ..4 aanat t teu. Pi, ftiat w tit Ml pak 4 ('' mr an, it far tMitMu! 'wi. AeatM laiia.t to i f lk 0a. ENDOCRINE HARMONY. Ir. Hi. rut a ,M.im hft.-r Jlrown Ih.i.l tlidt Urr ait ctlii'l of til boity, mind, ami Ul-poaliiim. However. Iitteil ef making three divUlona, he liea nijini and djia. tliloii ti..tlier, au, then Hp the foiiiijin4 armiii lulu ili.a. nf ihu 1'i.iy, I'v Mitrihiiitnir ili.,is. of in iili!ijtiH i,t Mimi tnljsltt m called uihrane of the rimtlfga k In ml a. Winn i: i.f i im h aidiorlam or wnii'lt lie rliiiklli e: j I. fteaaotiina by t rirtlon t'niln ui'tloit) uli .no in n inkn .l.u- only In Hi iil.kii,.,, f nny fune. lloiiltitf i,f Niiy f id,, rnit'ii rimt or Ibhiim nlinili'M kUii.UI. and Ihu Lit j I'T . l)l. I II I. in in lint imwillilA iJlll'lllK '. I'.igo, inirt'lv crrrlirntlunal roHMOIIIliB I llliiiwt. llllkaa r koii n iMMtaihl after ilfalh. 8. No man I burn free. Through put lire Ha la a. input e of hla emo tion. a. No 1 mm nro equal, before iim ww nr oincrwiHi. 4. Kitmlity of opportunity U lin prnnlMi.. 5. Tim mim of Mm e xnerk-nra of Mankind throuKlioiit the uuca Ik tlio only bam for aoelal onli-r. Thla exiicrifiicu tin ahown that the inoro 'oiiiuiiiit Individual filial control the Ipm competent In i.rdr In n euro the Kieuiekt roo.I for both, ami thua tho wciruro of noiiikliul. . Tho Individual with tho better ciuliiion of rndocrlmi harmony In Hlwuy the mori competent. The Individual with tli arrater porver xloii of endocrine Imnnony I nlwnya tns ion coinpcti'iit. tmth In body und In fprehrullnir fucully. 7. Mini docM not rrnaon with Ma lira I n alnnc, hut throiiRli the mutual und harmonious functloiilna of tho content ef tho ekull and all of the endocrine of the two automatic (vngul it ml vi'ciitBtlvel system. a. Any dlhtui bancs of nny of thews Intc-rrcluted croup prevent, cerebra tion, if octet! upon to motivate ac tion, in iilwaya (lcntrucllve of notinl and political order. 3. iirror of endocrine balance In mnle and fenintea of the specie have produced many feminine men nnd more nioaculitio women. That instances of "pedal ability In indi vidual of tho mnsfullno-ffminine type has oeourred doe not prove that women can in nny way function or take tho place of man in the eo. ir.oa. Nor dor tho converse of the box conformation prove that limn can take tho place of woman. In both instance the physics), physio logical, nnd pKychlcal conditions are endocrine abnormalities and such type are, in tho mnin, failures in both sex characteristic. 10. Any theories ot aoclnl nnd po litical economy that nro not founded upon a thorough understanding; of tho function of the endocrine in their relHtlon to the determination of the characteristics of tho indi vidual, and tints the determination of the nature of tho masses, are as house buildcd on the sands. 11. The quality of the cerebration, both emotional and intellectual, be in dependent upon endocrine nnd cerebral balance of function, and thft balance being subject to Con stant derangement, the predicate of any postulate or proposition, and thereforo no theorem of economics 1 ever finally proved. 12. Mallnperln. both of bodily inferiority and of social discontent (and by this I mean exaggerated estlmato of oppression, exaggerated class consciousness, etc.,) are evi dences of endocrine-cerebral har mony disarrangement, and the lat ter is most dangerous to Society. That OileajEO Itch. B. J. T. writes: "Your article re-, gardlng itching of the akin, which appeared in your column this morn ing, reminds ma of an itching I ex perienced until several years ago, when I discovered the cause, which was wearing close fitting under clothing, which wore the hair of the slun down to or close to the roots. "A young doctor told me that one of his professors had said that ex cessive cleanliness, too frequent bathing, often caused itchiness of the skih. As I only bathed once a day, and had been doing so since long before the itching began, I did not think this applied to my case, and the obvious remedy did not ap peal to me. "During a short visit to Chicago a druggist told lue it was 'winter itch. I did not believe him, for 1 had heard, as I believed, of all sorts of itches, and I had never beard of that. It must be some kind of itch noi.niiaf tr, r'hicnorn. If there was such an itch, and I bad not been there) long enough to have adopted the habits of the natives. "I had oftoh noticed the hair on my legs where the itching was worse was tubbed off, and never suspected that this was the cause and hot the result of the trouble, 1 "I changed the texture of ray un flerwear and tha itching sooft ceased and did not recur." Tuberculosis Suspicions. M. O. E. writes: "1. What are some'' of the sure symptoms of tu berculosis? "2. Can one be afflicted without knowing it?." REPLY. 1. There are no sure symptoms. Among the symptoms which cause suspicion of tuberculosis, some One or more of which are very apt to be present in each case, are: Cough, afternoon fever, easy fatigue, loss of weight, loss of color, hemorrhage. 2. Yes. Heavy Cold? Chest M Clogged Up? DON'T let It get a start, tit, King's New Discovery will get tifcht down to work, relieving the tight feeling in the chest, quieting the racking cough, gently Stimulating the bowels, thus eliminating the cold poisons. Always reliable. Just good medicine; made to ease colds and coughs. For fifty years a standard remedy. All the family cad take it with helpful results. Eases the children's croup. No harmful drugs. Convincing, heal ing taste that the kiddies like. At all druggists, 60c Dr. King's New Discovery For Colds and Coughs feel Badly? Bowels Sluggish? Haven't any pep" in work or play. You're constipated! The stimulating action of Dr, King's Pills brings back old time energy. All druggists, ZSc D PROMPT I "WON'T GRIPE X. Kings Pills Tk Km aflfi lia aduaai rrwiy I Ma "" m a l-rite pMi.ii rll. l lmw.ll thai IrflH, f aMklr k'WI, bm tin to dt. Iw U.i.la Ikai h ,wi f Ik t.ll.t i-m, rh Intra, w afrMMMif ' trnl.il. !. fcui h4 ail.. ! kMi aim otuMN u I .iraiia. Ik St. 4nr et pn,m4 a radura aw rri ttM mt iuu.u rti,m ) cm. tlMMtdrMI la lb Irllrr Hal.) l or ilio 1 nalic. Wiiliou, Neti. jvb. 1.T. the Mltur f The H.-: Aiircpn i.f thr nw irealba mid thnr proappi't f aurvivliitf ttm a.iuinlet f it, -....a,.. e be apace nay flint we date bllely ! ouninp.l evidence f r. Hulling fc.nuiy in .-him of oVm.,. ratio iit ukpafivra. The l.lmu.tii ' Hlur liw a tu t. iomk lli.it "iha .-1 Hon, , ioiihm, buna tvlili Mr. Ilnr.l I "if In tinting tho anialo In ratify she trmtlra." VV have hem wntih lot; In JtiHt i,at Hie attitude of I lie niacin of Ibniiaht dm ibla aub Jei t w mil, bp, nf i-utirutt wo lui.I mi fHtt-aiivittii a in ri .ii.icati n. wi-i..i I'll, fur th,.v M u II umvi'd. wt! fur n a know, mi the virtue of Ibo licw ftcitlta, vtblill III no way nullify I rulll Ion tliut base- imne down from Hie foundation of the republic; tin not Miiiiifcniil,o the Mi'iiiiih Doi-trlm. Ikiioim tho advice of our dm piraidi'iit, tmr do vin. b-iico in our ai'iiku of Jubilee, elihr in uutneive or tu oiIhih, W be lieve that all otlifr democrat lo or aana tiro toini.cllcil o Mild Hie pniiii nf priority f. too Star In Ibb rpHoect. Tint m..i i.i.ii..h,.i.i .i.. ludd and liiiiiit In li spleen and prejudice, will probably one of tho Inst in iniiie In out of Hie rant, jtut we predict that It will conic. Jiikt at m Hi nt the hcnninr ih depending on hi undefined bunk ing sjHicoi in tide him over tho rock nnd slum Is of our tinclmr Icred economic bpii. The senator 1 pretty into und will probably kin coed In livpnoti.lng oiue of u. but not nil of t;s, nor enough of us to i-Kcapo tho political landslide that is Impending. Tho principal bualnesa of tho senator' paper seem to bo tu criticize adveiMely the present nilmiiilMtriiiion, but Hotnetime Indi cate Hlgns of lucidity, and we nro wondering ir jt will ever net over it evil way. Whllo It i telling us all about republican fault and fol lie wo want to call 11 uttentlon to Ihl Holeimi. sturdy fact, that alnce the birth of tho (I. O. V. It ha been called to administer the affair of tho nation 12 time and our politi cal competitor, the democratic lmrty. four time. You better come in out of tho rain, for 1. I written in tho star that tho senator who oppose ratification by hi vote will meet with an overwhelming opposi tion at the bands of bis constitu ency, torget tho league of nation, put the World-IIeratU's shoulder to the wheel and help to press on to renewed prosperity. While Hie lamp or nro bold out to buru. the vilest sinner may return. We are hoping for the best. C. H. GlLLitAN. Answer "Obi ;roticli.s Deshler, Neb.. Keb. 17. To tha Kdltor of Tho lire: -Vhen I read Old Urouch's letter t said to myself lie ure hit the nail on tho head by signing hi 'name Old Grouch. Ho states in his letter if the farmer W-ould Just tie content and let some great constructive lender outside of the farming interests, for instance, some grain speculator or country doctor (I would include Old Ornueh), tell him. how to fun hi business how much nicer it would be. I mircly would hale to liave Old Orouch como out here and tell me hojv to farm, er a doctor, or a grain speculator, for I know what they would do with tho farmer they would take him for a sheep, let him raise a good mop or wool, then catch him, shear him, turn him loose again to raise another crop, and so on. I think if a country doctor from Norfolk, Neb., and Old Orouch from Plattsmouth, Neb., Would sweep their own doors they would have nil the sweeping that they would care' for. Whero do you find a farmer that will tell the doctor ahnt do with lua tick peol'lrt, and svhf ahouKI the fjiiiur be bord by omeoii4 that b.ia nrvrr dona tl.i labor Oil Hie frnt m lua lifts ami tlou'i know how to bariiraa a iiiulu? Thank uu. t'ariiit'r'a Unit, from IVudrr, u ni l.iklii the Daiif auild. I won Id Ilk In liur sour answer on old tiioinii n't n Ihu hunt? 1 Hunk b in. old b tn aoino tiifrr place than I'l.iiumouih, ANOTHKIt I'AltMKIt'H PON. DOW EN'S Value-Giving Store Our Clean-Sweep Sale of home f urn i a h i n g s makes buying pleasant, satisfactory, and econom ical for those who desire quality Furniture for their home at-value-giv-ing prices. Jacobean Oak Dining Chairs With Special Mole Seats, priced during our Clean Sweep Sale, Order the number you want now and save money. It Pays to Read Bo wen's Small Ad.. Howard St Between 15tb and 16th AtststtsAtttiAitaVVSaVVVVVVVVV WATCH US 1 Advance Coal Co. Eclipse lump, $9.25 Eclipse Nut, $8. 75 La Mari, Franklin County, Lump, Elf, Nut, $11.00 Perfecto Somi-Antriracito Lump, S 13.00 Advance Coal Co. 1704 Howard Street Phone AT Untie 1813 COMING -hi RAM CECIL R. DE MULE'S KLMAkkAIII t. TOOL'S PARADISE" vm 't art ititmtr-a wit m iw I i r.e.U..r'"-JaJiiiai i. lfclli, if Sec- the beautiful Temple Maidens perform, stranqe heathen rites mm Na aiiatftr Sia Va Wlafcl.'t i. 1.11.4 la mkaala l. .H ir.ii allknul S.m ku Out mi ilaaatS. 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