Nebraska Newspapers

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The Omaha Bee
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The Bee's Platform
1. New Union Patitnfar Station,
2. Contlnatd improvement of tha Ne
braska Highways, Including tba pare,
meat with a Brick Surface of Main
Thoroughfare loading into Omaha.
3. A short, low-rato Watarwar from tha
Cam Bait to tha Atlantic Ocaan.
4. Homo Rule Charter for Omaha, with
City Managar form of GoTornmont.
Saving the Taxpayer's Cash.
Our democratic brethren arc determined not
to be pleased by the acts of the republican leg
islature any more than they can find consolation
in what the congress i doing. But the taxpayers
of the state will not find much fault with a ."spe
cial session of the legislature that reduces the
tax bill by over $2,700,000. This is accomplished
by the wise and careful revision of the ap
propriations made last winter, recognizing the
change in conditions and giving advantage to(
: the people of whatever saving possibly can be
( accomplished.
An uproar was occasioned by an attempt on
; part of the democrats to seriously cripple the
law enforcing department of the state govcrn-
, ment. This came about under a specious pretense
at reducing an appropriation for the state sher
iff's office; the motive was so exposed, however,
that the proposal was overwhelmingly defeated.
' The temper of the people of the state may be
. noted In the sentiment so expressed. Nebraska
has suffered, and still suffers, from the presence
of the predatory law breaker, and the republican
' legislators are "not in a mood to make his opera
tions any easier or less unpleasant than possible.
' Whatever the sentiment on wet or dry may be,
; the great mass of the people of the state are law
, abiding, and believe in supporting the dignity
and maintaining the sanctity of their govern
ment. ' . Other empty proposals were made by the
opposition, looking to whatever embarrassment
' thry might produce for the majority in the legis
lature, or to manufacture caoital for the coming
election, but Jhe efforts were productive only of
talk. It is worth while to note, too, that Sena
tor Hitchcock's paper still looks at the hole and
fails to note the doughnut. It laments the fact
that Osterman's attempt to cut down the ap
propriation for the state sheriffs office, and
thereby open, a smoother road for bootleggers
arid automobile thieves, failed, and through- its
tears over this is able but dimly to discern that
the house increased both the recommendation.
oi the governor and that of the committee, and
cut $2,793,755 from appropriations already made.
We do not doubt that the people will dis
cover that this practical economy has been made,
iiud that it will puzjJe , the democratic spell
binders to distort the fact into blame for the'
republican administration. . However, this will
not keep them from trying, but the record will
speak for itself, and the diminished tax bill will
' carry' something of conviction that even a glib
tongue can not effectually disturb.
Germany Balancing Its Budget.
Chancellor Wirth, presenting to the Reich
s'.ag the government's plan for a balanced bud
get for 1922, includes the enforced loan of 1,000,
"000,000 gold marks, equivalent to $250,000,000,
which will be used in paying one installment on
the reparation claims. This takes the form of
an extraordinary tax on capital, and is under
stood to be in lieu of the extreme proposition
that a moiety at least of war profits be seized
for state uses. A special levy on post-war
profits also has been abandoned, but new im
posts are laid, particularly certain taxes on ex
ports ot cpal and imports of sugar. The one
will hit Stinncs end the other will be felt by
the entire country. The chancellor, presenting
. the plan to the deputies, expressed a belief that
the receipts of "the government for the current
year would be almost double those of 1921, and
that it was the intention of Germany to make"
rverv effort to meet the reparation de
mands. He did refer, however, to the fact that
the economic situation had not been fully exam
. ined by the Allies, and that this should be done
before definite and vital conclusions had been
reached by the reparation commissioners. Out
wardly, the German government seems to be at
least frank, and it is fair to assume that it will
. be so met by the other nations. The effort to
balance the budget and so end the reckless in
flation of currency, which has so disturbed the
whole fabric of European exchange, is encourag
ing, and its workings will be carefully watched
by the world.
.... Based on the Land.
A member of The Bee staff, in quest of in
formation as to the prospects in Nebraska, en
countered at the very outset the answer to the
" entire question. A farmer on being asked what
he thought of the outlook replied that recovery
is certain, because the prosperity of Nebraska is
based on. the land. As long as the soil will
respond to the cultivation and seeding, just that
long will the return be assured. Periods of de
pression ire but temporary, while the need of
tood is aa everlasting state of humanity. How
ever slow or rapid the progress of readjustment,
.people must eat, and from the land comes the
upply. Just now the farmers of the state are
merging from a rious trialthat Is, the real
dirt farmers arc coming out of the trouble that
overwhelmed them, for they havt worked, hard
to overcome obstacles, juil is they Uayt have,
and ir letting their heads above water one
more, Tht political farmers will probably con
tinue to sing "the bluet" until after the primary
in July, ant maybe until the vote are counted
In November, but the state will go ahead juit
the same, because its prosperity is based on the
land and as long as the occupant of that land
are industrious, thrifty and frudtnt, Just that
long tb safety and happiness of our homes is
assured.
Farmeri Outline a Policy.
In the absence of full information, it it not
fy to understand why the farm conference at
Washington declined to give endorsement or
.approval to the lakei-te-oeean waterway. The
Bee has consistently presented this subject as
one of vital interest to the farmer, just as it has
steadily advocated the improvement of all In
land waterways as a method for solving the
transportation problems of the United States,
We are not willing to believe that the farmers
were susceptible to influences that have alined
against the project, but will conclude that some
potent argument swayed the delegates in their
decision.
One highly important decision taken was
tfiat in favor of ending the devastation of the
lorest lands of the United States. This is proof
that the farmers are, waking up to the value of
the forest resources of the nation, and the neces
sity for preservation of restoration of forest
growth, Nebraska is coming slowly to ap
preciate that this' is one of the stale's problems,
and that involves quite a good deal beyond the
mere annual observance of Arbor day. In time
the wood lot will be established on Nebraska
farms quite as firmly as the cow pasture or the
feed lot for the pigs, and this will lead into the
broader ana more serviceable work of foresta
tion of the waste areas of the state.
Declining to be recorded as in favor of re
petling the eight-hour law, the delegates also
expressed themselves in favor of repealing the so
called 6 per cent guaranty clause of the Esch
Cummins law. This is really not a pledge to
the railroads that they will be given a return
of 6 per cent, but has been so generally mis
interpreted as to arouse opposition in many quar
ters, while it has not been of service to the rail
roads. ' As removing a cause of irritation it may
well be dispensed with. The stand of the dele
gates indicates that definite aims are held clearly
jn view.
. Walter I. Smith.
While the denth of Walter I. Smith did not
come as a surprise to his friends, nor to a con
siderable portion of the public, for it had been
understood that his illness was of a nature that
precluded any reasonable lione of his being
restored to health, yet it did produce a distinct
shock, because it denoted the termination of a
life that was busy and useful.
A native of Council Bluffs. Walter Ingle
wood Smith rose to eminence through industry
and integrity. His talent was developed through
study and close application, to the end that when
he entered congress after a term of service on
the district bench, he was well equipped to take
up the important duties that devolved on him.
He established himself from the start as a man
of uncommon ability, and soon became a leader
in the house of representatives. . From there he
was taken by President Taft and made a federal
district judge, to which position he brought the
value of his erudition and ripe experience. It
was at work that he was overtaken by the illness
which so undermined his health that he had been
prevented from taking any active part in the af
fair's of the world for many months. He had
built, well, however, and his record is one any
man might well aspire to leave. ., '
Two Million Dollars a Day.
Experiences during the war accustomed the
public to complacently behold the expenditure of
such vast sums of money that $2,000,000 is in
significant in comparison. Yet, when it comes
to commercial transactions that amount is no
ticeable, and under some conditions, is even
respectable, One of the farmer group of law
makers now assembled at Lincoln, talking of
the situation in Nebraska, points out that the
agricultural industry of the state is not required
to wait for the harvesting of another crop in
order to secure sustenance. He finds that from
the Omaha market alone more than $2,000,000 a
day is being returned to the country for products
of the farm. Cattle, hogs, sheep, grain of all
kinds, potatoes, butter and eggs, cream and other
articles are coming steadily to the metropolis,
and cash is being returned to the producer in an
endless stream. The estimate , is justified, for
the published receipts at the stock yards and
grain terminals disclose that nearly that amount
in live stock and grain is coming in. To this
should be added the shipments that go to Kan
sas City, St. Joseph and other markets, which
will materially swell the total, showing that a
considerable sum of money is daily being real
ized by the producers of the state not so much
as they might have expected, some of it repre
senting actual loss, yet a flow of currency that is
more than sufficient to keep business moving,
and on which will eventually rest the recovery all
are looking forward to. Something might be
said as to the importance of the relation between
Omaha and the state in this regard, but the facts
are eloquent themselves. Two million dollars a
day from the market town to the producers does
not require elaboration.
An I. W. W. has just been released from
prison to be deported to Germany. He may
wish he were back in jail in America before he
is through.
Home brewing has not yet, as we understand
it, reached the point where it's certain as to
whether the yeast or the raising goes in first.
If President Harding succeeds in getting
Japan and China to agree he will have fairly es
tablished himself as a diplomat.
. It begins to look as if 'Governor McKelvie
had more influence with the legislature than any
of his opponents.
A Chicago man has discovered that the pre
war dollar is not worth 72 cents, but he doesn't
tell how to get hold of it.
' The city commission is not averse to giving
short shrift to discovered crooks on the police
force.
Nebraska's nerve, is coming back.
The Husking Bee
Its Your Day
Start It With a La. ,$h
IT'S A FACT.
I've heen around a little
And I've seen a little bit
Of nvles in town and country,
And manners most unfit.
I've watched the trend of fashion,
The way girl wear their clothes,
And thry are quite unuiual
As everybody knows,
I've watched the skirts go higher
And waists the other wav.
But no nutter what the fashion,
It never seems to stay,
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I thought I was impregnable
To shock from any sight.
Of modes bizarre or braren
But I know I wasn't right.
For today I gasped with horror,
And nearly burst in tear.
When I saw a well dreised chicken
With two uncovered ears.
J. M. O'Neii.
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PHILOSOPHY.
Cheer upl Many an aching tooth has a silver
filling.
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Down in Florida Bryan has thrown his hat
into the senatorial ring. What we are wonder
ing it, what will he use to. talk through?
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Nowadays a girl expects a fellow to support
her in the manner in which her favorite screen
heroine is accustomed to live.
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HEIGH. HO.
Say the coal dealer gay.
From November till May,
"As we journey through life
Let u live by the weigh."
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HERE'S ONE FOR THE OLD SETTLERS.
Sir: Do you remember when Jim Dahlman
made that famous campaign and would have been
elected if he'd a stayed sober? High Slug.
'Nother thing. Thilo. I don't like your head
ingtell Hank to set 'cr up in 10 pt. Roman
caps and let 'er ride.
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JOYS OF WINTER. .
Oh, how the moon shines! That's no matter.
Oh, how the chains on the running boiird clattcrl
Vn, the sleigh bells, how they jingle!
Oh, the blood, how it does tingle I
Oh, the rapture of a jitney outing! , '
Oh, the bright eyes! Red lips poutingl
Oh, the dear head on your shoulder!
Oh, what a chump if you don't enfold her!
Oh, the muffs and the soft fur collars!
Owe for the fliv about ten dollars I'
A. K. W.
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The other days one of our future presidents
accosted a young lady wearing galoshes and in
nocently anquired: "Lady, is them bootleg
gers."
WHAT CENTRAL HEARD.
Best I can give you is 18th row and then
you add raisins and let it stand really, my dear,
a rare bargain, trimmed ,with we need a car
and he'll sell his Libertys after we reached
Yellowstone they quarreled everv a verv soicv
story and I was apparently so embarrassed a
real party, you will miss it if take my word for
it, old man, we can get the six cases reasonable
all I could get was an upper don't try to
make a loot out ot me mother, I am so per
fectly happy a dumb-bell, why he thinks co
caine killed Abel dearest, I don't like to have
you talk that way you know I I'll just stay
down and you meet me you would have laughed
at Harry, he had a beautiful bun and her father
said he would not oermit her to have skirts to
her knees Mabel, I am so clad., you say it is a
carat and a half I am sorry for you, of course,
but we must have our money etc., etc. W.
W. L.
TODAY'S IDLE THOUGHT.
When old John J. Mercury slid down five
degrees in the tube the first of the week, the
festive egg flopped up five.
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THE REAL TROUBLE.
When the day seems dark and gloomy and I
haven't any pep, and the megrims running
through me take the ginger from my step; when
the children's happy chatter seems to go against
the grain, and I wonder what's the matter with
my old, moth-eaten brain
When I feel about as happy as a jigger with
the gout, with my wit no longer snappy and my
hair all falling out, when old John J. Trouble
seems to have me on the hip and my eyes are
seeing- double like a chicken with the pip. it is
not that my environ makes my life all dark and
gray, but I haven't had my iron nor my vita
mines today.
r Most men would be satisfied if they had all
the money they want. Others would, be satis
fied if they even had what money their creditors
want, but what we started out to say when you
interrupted us, was how can you expect a
guy to cough up when the coffers are empty?
Hubby: Where did you get the new lavender
gown, dear?
Wifie: It isn't a new lavender gown. It's
the same old blue dress, but I've had it so long
it's faded.
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ISN'T IT THE STUFF?
Many a gown of gold and lace
Covers a breaking heart, in truth,
Many a calm and smiling face
Hides a sore and aching tooth;
Indeed, there is hidden many a hurt
By a manner that seems at ease
And oftentimes a silken shirt
Hides torn and tattered B. V. D.'s.
SHOULD BIBBLE. '
' Let the state tax gasoline,
Slap it on I do not care.
But I'll kick, that's what I mean,
If they raise the street car fare.
WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD. '
- Electric sign at the Moon last week carried
the warning "The Devil Within." Many Oma
hans are said to have besieged the box office.
Lamped by McM.
AFTER-THOUGHT: A dollar may stretch
a little, but it doesn't pause to yawn.
PHILO.
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Jack and Jill
The Junior Sins.
A Pasadena justice says he is going to punish
parents who permit their children to smoke
cigarets. Exactly how he is going to accomplish
this is not fully indicated. Possibly he has a
little enactment and a supreme court of his own.
But the idea is not bad. It is time that parents
were beginning to be held responsible for some
of the frailties of their offspring. The sins of the
fathers may visit upon the children, but it would
not be amiss if the sins of the children were
checked up a little tighter against the old man.
Los Angeles Times.
Roosting High.
Apparently repeated government investiga
tions have run the retail price fixers so far up a
tree that they are now out of reach of govern
ment investigators Ashville Citizen,
WHY SICKNESS COMES.
The New York City health da.
partmetjt hia hen making .an an
nual phii-l eaamlnation of lis rm
ploy inre 1114,
A fw years ago I Quoted from
ona of Hia report tf thi physical
examination anrn auiemania relat
ing 10 the effect of atavtna tin Uia
on the health of tba ki1ns. Tlila
statement waa to the effect that a
ronalderahla number ot rr.on hn
thought thvmatlvr wall wrra found
to have tlrlghl'a 1ia-ae when tha
urlno was eaminl. That many of
thaq )t Hr las lit at lsua they
were Irrmular In ilialr lilng tiab.
Ita. and, finally, that Ilia aiini.lo as
padlant ef having teojla with albu
min and casta In tho urlna no lo br!
at regular houra ami gat plenty of
ler would euro many of ihem.
Tha employe ara not only exam
ined, bur when It le runaitiered al
vlaabla they ara counseled a to
health habit.
Thanks to thla rtollrv verv few
cr tue women employe now lose
nv time by reason of menstrual
difficulties.
I quote: "Every case of dyamen-
orrhoea, I not only given upeWal
nyairno instruction lUI Tiaa J!
iemontraiet for her benefit tha
Clell. Moaher exerila now an
Widely uel."
nie irrowin or atnietir anions
women I given credit for much, "t
the decreaao In mentatrual ilinVul.
tie among younc women eenrrally
a anion me female) employe of
ine department.
A statement worthy nf not ,
thla: "Women who have men
atruated palnleaaly for year will d
veton ayamenorrnoea. when over
worked or exposed to wet or cold."
Tne discomfort ao much com
plulned of by women during Hie
mange or nr ara also given eon
aideratlon. Tha report aaya: "Wo
nave no abnencea from work because
or morbid climacteric condition
and It would aDpear that no normal
woman, leading a. norma! llfo, ha
anything to fear from tho meno
pause."
Amonr the bad habit rea.pons.ib1e
ror mucli or tne trouble among both
women and men are over-use of
tea, coffee, tobacco nntl alcohol
eating unwholesome and indigestible
rood, eating rapidly and Irregularly.
aleeDinar in cloae. poorly ventilated
bedroom, ronstlnation. nerve strain
and domestic disturbances.
Untreated, disease bearing foci In
the body cause trouble In many.
Many easea were brought back to
normal bv correcting bad habit.
Noto this atatement: "Many cane
of hlen blood pressure have been re
duced, some very considerably, by
careful regulation of diet and nab
ita of Ufa without any medication
whatever.
"If the kidney were- normal,
overcoming conatlnation cured
many. Rome responded to a more
limited diet. Some needed to change
tne cnaracter or their worn.
Yon Have Vertigo.
W. M. writes: "I sometimes stag
Rer to the risrht or the left aide when
walking-, and I have a lot to do in
busy streets.
" Thee attacks usually come on
In the afternoon. I have to hold
on or I would fall.' I am a messen
ger. Do you think I have vertigo?
"Thl trouble only began four
month ago. I am nearly 58 years
of age."
REPLY.
Tou have vertigo.
Among the more frequent causes
of vertigo are disease of the deeper
oart of the ear, hitch blood pressure,
heart disease, constipation and ane
mia. Some of these conditions can
be cured. Some can bo consider
ably improved.
A Beauty Coflmin Scoop.
Mrs. C. G. S. writes: "For chapped
wrists tell the lady to use half
glycerin and half camphor on her
hands every night. I react that in
the beauty column, and I hava no
words for the good it did me. Sim
ply wonderful."
Marriage and Insanity. '
Constant Reader writes; "1. 'Will
you be good enough to let me know
whether insanity is nereaitary r
"2. Is it safe for a young- man
whose mother died of that affliction
to marry?"
REPLY.
1. No. A lack of nervous stabil
ity and mental poiso is inherited.
Some people with that type of mind
become insane under strain.
2. The fact th,at his mother was
insane should not prevent a level
headed, sensible young man from
marrying. Of course, if he is not,
that's another matter.
Cure Depends on Tou.
R. S. T. writes: "1. I would be
verv glad to know if there is a cure
for pulmonary tuberculosis. I don't
cough, but my physicians say I
have it.
"2. What is the best troatment?
"8. Is a low, damp climate vey
dangerous?" '
1. Yes.
2. Go into the best sanitarium
available. Obey orders without
changing a comma. Stay until you
are told you can leave with advantage.
3, Yes.
Diets for Rheumatism.
Mrs. M. K. writes: "I am 60 years
old and have rheumatism. What is
a safe diet?"
REPLY.
In the first place, there are dozens
of diseases going by tne name or
rheumatism.
What helps in one case ot rheu
matism may harm in another. In
acute inflammatory rheumatism it
is advisable to live on a fever diet.
As soon as the acute attack has
passed one should go to a convales
cent diet sulteo to a person wnii
considerable anemia.
In other forms of rheumatism tne
diet is still different.
THE BAYING HOUND.
He -wakes the echoes In the fir.
Where forest aisles are aim,
,Vnd, leaping down from cliff and spur.
They run along with blm.
So swift Is he, so light, so strong.
It Is his pure dallght to run,
Unwinding to the skies his son,
A sliver rlBDon spun.
Through head-high fern and brush anj
mire.
With laughter In each note.
As brightly mounting as a fire,
I hear his rspture float. . .
The startled deer In thick-piled shades
Hears for ona breath His oay.
Than swiftly as a ahsdow fades,
Whips noiselessly away.
Along tha rise of every hill
How clearly rings his tongue
Down through tha marahy lowlands, stlU
I hear It faintly flung 1
Through thickets, dewy, sweet and dim,
Haunt of tha coot and loon,
The wind that runs along with him
Fllnga Back his wnisperea tunei
Carolyn M. Lewie In tha Is'ew Tor.t
Times.
"I ll, darling, you look like the
Me.Kua ihls nuirnmi!!" .
"lilt the deuce f Why, Jacl, oi
l.onid thing S" and the ieriect wife
lushed ti her puudoir mirror, almost
tearfully,
"Not the deuce the Medusathe
lady whoie luir had the snakes, an
cent mythology stutf, honey. What
aft you ruining your tetuti(ul look
Ue that lorf''
'J Ins time two large lean ai tual y
Us ui lo triikle from the long Ushci,
"Why, Jack! I've only gt my
wr in the curler. It's either a case
ot using tliein, or a hut curling iroe.
Kliich turns the hair and eventually
truroj it."
Jack shook liis lirad in pretendej
hrtplrttiirs.
"Well, women are certainly pecul
iar! They tell tit poor husband that
thry only try to look beautiful lor
lur benefit,"
"That' perfectly ttue. darling," and
Jill wat hurriedly removing the curl
er, tier blond tresse falling in sun-
py glory over the pretty shuuldrr
jceping through hrr neglige.
'And in the morning they look
like comic valentine!, tor their ador
inif worser halves. Hut let even the
milkman come to collect a bill they'll
daub powder on their nones, add an
extra curl and dath down the back
stair all dolled up like a fashion
iramkinl" 1
"That' not all true. Jack. And if
it were, I can't ay that men look so
remarkably Apollo like in the morn,
ing with their bristling beards and
their aoapy chin when thry persist
in' shaving all around the econl
lioor."
Jack wa mopping olT the rem
nants of hi matutinal fuda and he
looked a bit guilty.
"Well, of course, men don't have
to look beautiful. It's the looks of
those curling things I object to.
They make you appear like a great
grndmother.
"Silly boy," commented Jill, re
garding with increasing satisfaction
the Mlky waves now rippling through
her tresses, as a result of using the
much maligned curlers. "Grannies
don't bother about their hair. It's
only young women, who have han !
some and attractive husbands, who
do their best to stay young!"
Jack was mollified and picked out
his very prettiest necktie with which
to impress other young women who
undoubtedly used curlers that morn
ing. Such is masculine adaptability I
Not a word of complaint camu
from him late that evening w hen I'll
began twisting her beautiful hair into
mdeous little knots, lack tactfullv
lookcd away until she had drawn
her beribboncd boudoir cap about the
Medu.sa locks. He kissed her good
night wtih a martyr-like expression
on his face.
Jill had rushed down the back
stairs to. pay the milkman's weekly
bill, next morning, when she returned
o find Jack busily engaged in twist
ing a curious rubber cap on his head.
What in the name of common
sense is that honey?"
'Oh, this,' and Jack looked at hi
M.VERTIHEMENT
HAD CATARRH
OF STOMACH
FOR 20 YEARS
Remarkable Recovery of
Mrs. Mary Graves of
Dallas Again Proves
Wonderful Restorative
Power of Tanlac.
"I Now Eat Anything and
Feel Almost Like a Girl,"
She States.
reflection complacently. "I boug'tl
, til down at ih barber' yesterday,
ill ill rilu - ..ru ,l
ai m SHJ .
it e."
Clever? It would be woiulnM If
on wrre goinif n, a fn v die.
ball, niasuurradiug a IVrrotl
W hat's it for, ci'irntrtnig the mind
en the day' business?"
"Of course not. h i a contrivance
in hold the hair flat in place while
we t4kr hi bath and shave. It
give what the barber call a 'perma
nent daily pompadour and save a
fi-llow front having to comb hi hair
all day."
Jill iniflcd and begin to remow
her curlers.
"Well, darling." wat Iter comment.
"Jf I look like a grandmother wi'h
my luir this morning, in curler, you
cruiuly have a wonderful imitation
cf my grandmother' grandfather,"
W hat do you mean
"lie used to wear a skull can to
leep the draft off."
"Oh. shucks!" and Jack jcrkrd the
ii'bbrr cap from hi head. "J hat's
the way women alwas do roast a
man for following out their own sue
.rations, I think I'll part my liair "t
tne mde, in the olU-lasluonrd way.
.Now. you do look young and
handsome, ami nut like a collar ad
vertisement 1" (aid Jill, hugging him.
And Jack wa satisfied, after all!"
lOrpyngHt, I'll, Thompson fiatura
Mervlre,)
Att rTlarwt
COUCHING AND GETTING THIN
Mis. t. I. lniiier o tonu.r.l,
N. II, say: "My boy, wnr
couh-lmig and getting Hun until
ge them l ather John' Mcd
t in, hiure taking it the totiK'i
has Kit them and hry In
puked up nicely," It save
tori Mil.
inhns
For Colds
and Throat
Troubles. A
pure food
medicine,
65 years in
use.
N'o dangerous druK
A Silly Song
By A. CUCKOO BIRD.
Don't kill the bo, the hungry bo,
who begs at jour back door. The
ti.nc will come, next iimmrr. when
you will tired him sore. If you ex
terminate him now the day is apt to
come when jou will kneel and beg
the Lord to end along a bum. When
winter days are cold and drear, and
fields ire white witli snow, don't
be too doggone quick to sick old
Carlo on the bo. lint let him in be
side the fire to get his fingers warm,
and fill him up with bread and meat
so he can fare that storm. And like
bread upon the water, when you toil
in summer's heat, he'll come trudg
ing down the highway to hH you
shock the wheat. But if you slant the
kitchen door and turn the bo away:
when ripened grain is waving and
you work both night and day, you'll
have no kick a comin' if he passes by
your gate, and stops to help the
neighbor within whose shark he ate.
An Knrileaa Task.
"Why did you leave that Scotch
reg-Iment?"
"Couldn't get used to kilts."
"Hh?,
"I kept trying to pull the blamed
things down." Louisville jCourler-Journal.
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$9.25 PenTc
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ADVANCE COAL
Office, Atlantic 1813
Yard, Webstar 2000
OFFICE, 1704 HOWARD ST
YARD, 2011 N. 13th ST.
Big Chocolate
Coated Doughnut
and a bottla of Ala.
mito Milk, one week
only, all for
a.
All
Restaurant
''I have never known anything as
marvelous in my life as the way in
a short time ianlac lias overcome:
my catarrh and stomach trouble of
years standing:. Nobody knows
the misery I suffered during all these
years. Many a time I was so weak
that I couldn't sit up ad all and
would have to lie in bed for davs. I
had awful headaches, too, nearly
every morning and was just as de
spondent and discouraged as any
one could be.
"I am just feeling fine now, almost
like a young girl, eating anything I
want without the least distress after
wards. The headaches arc gone,
too, and, in fact, I am just like a
different person, thanks to grand
Tanlac,"
The above statement was made bv
Mrs. Mary Graves, 3010 Ross avenue,
JJallas, lex.
Note Tanlac Vegetable Pills are
an essential and vitally important
part of the Tanlac treatment. Vou
cannot hope to get the most satis
factory results from Tanlac without
first establishing a free and regular
movement of the bowels. Tanlac
Vegetable Pills are absolutely free
from calomel and arc sold on a
positive guarantee to give satisfaction.
Tanlac is sold in Omaha by the
Sherman & McConnell Drug Co.
and by leading druggists everywhere, i
Curiosity Is a Good Th
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Many, prospective piano purchasers, know lr
reputation for telling the truth, are still curious to
know if the permanent price reductions announced
in these ads are true. Lots of them have come in to
find out, and have found new cause for faith in our
merchandising methods in these
Guaranteed Piano Prices
Make Peak Price' Today' Price
Mason & Hamlin $1,800.00 $1,725.00 x
Kranich & Bach 850.00 675.00
Sohmer & Co n 675.00 550.00
Vose & Sons. ......... , 650.00 500.00
Bush & Lane .... 650.00 465.00
Cable-Nelson 465.00 335.00
Kimball 450.00 315.00
Hinze ; 365.00 295.00
Gulbransen ,595.00 495.00
Dunbar : ...... 265.00
We alao have a number of Used Pianos on which we
are willing to take a substantial reduction
to facilitate their moving.
The Art and Music Store
1513-15 Douglas Street
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A tested
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treatment
Some dayyou will
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Resinol Soap cannot
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5oothinq and Heafinq
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rto. 1 ri. Z Mar. 11
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BEE WANT ADS
Pay Large in Result.
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IIS
Burned Something Awful,
LostSIeep. Cuticura Heals.
" A rash broke out on my face,
arm and lirnba, which later turned
to large, hard, red pimples,
They were very itchy, caus
ing me to scratch, and
burned something awful
My face waa disfigured and
I wa ashamed to go any
where. I lost many a
night' sleep.
" The trouble lasted four month.
I began using Cuticura Soap and
Ointment and in one month wa
healed, alter usmg three boxes of
Ointment, together with the Soap."
(Signed) R. Andersen, 2940 Fulton
St., Chicago, IU.
Make Cuticura Soap, Ointment and
Talcum your dally toilet preparation.
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