.10 THE REE: OMAHA. SATURDAY. JANUARY 14. J 922 The Omah a Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY Hit ace f uHi.iHH i.so company Stl.fiH R. DIKE, PukluW.f I. ORE WKt. inral Mihiu MtMRl OF THE ASSOC J AT tO rUU T uarltt4 naa. tt bH Ta Ma M , Hunii MUM la Ik nroMnlM at .11 mi u Ilia to M W -4 MluraU ml4 U Ikl IM kl earn mkiimwi tnu. u rubit f mwMlMiMi f T Oatk lb l nlii at um Auall Bar W Cum UlUa, k ainiia avUorxj M euritlau i41ta TVs alrsvUtiar f Ta Oaak Bm SUNDAY. JAN. 8, 1922 75,268 THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY B. BREWER, Cwnl at ar ELMER . ROOD, CtrcaLail. Mutr Ir U wi4 akrta4 Wtar bm Ikl 1 01k ey ef Jaaaarr, 123. (Sal W.KQUIVCY, Netary KuklK BEE TELEPHONE Print Breach Eicham. Atk tor Ik , Dapaiimtnl ar Tinea WaaUd. Ker ' AT laatie Nliat Call Aftr 1 P. M.I EdIUrtal 0OO DtpartattaU AT lantlg ltll ar HI.'. orrjeu Main OffUa lTtfc mi Pirnam C. Stuff II Bcoll St. South Rkie 4tlt 8. I4tk St. Ntw Yark IM KUth Ava. Weahlnfton llll 0 St. CkUase Ilia Wrigl.f Bide Part., franae 4!t Jtn Bt. Honor . The Bee's Plat form t M. 1 1: .'.:' t 2. CaaliaaaaJ lroTaenl ( lh Ne breaks Highway, iacludiaf ta pare at with a Briek Surface of Main Tkoroughfar laadlaf lata Omaka. 3. A ahort, low-rat WaUrway from tha Cora Bolt lo tka Atlantic Ocaaa. 4. Horn Rul Ckartor for Omaka, with Cilp Maaagar farm af CeTerameat. Newberry Case. In 132 years of its existence, the United States senate has expelled but one of its members Wil liam II, Lorinier of Illinois. Accusations have been made against others, and at least two have resigned under conditions that might have justi fied expulsion, but in only the one case has the enate acted adversely to a member holding a seat. So it is not in the nature of a surprise that Truman II. Newberry was voted to have been duly elected senator from the stale of Michigan and entitled to a "seat in the body. Mr. New berry's expression of gratification that three and one-half years of "persecution" ends in vindica tion will arouse some derison among those who are familiar with the facts in the case. What is more to the point is the stern denun ciation by the senate of the methods employed in the Michigan election of 1918. This indict ment does not merely include Senator Newberry and the committee that spent the money in his name, but concerns Americans in general. At one time the United States senate was derisively called "the millionaires' club," not that any obloquy or disgrace attaches to being a millionaire, but to suggest that only one able to pay the price might find his, way thither. To cure this, the Constitu tion was amended! so as'to permit of the direct nomination and election of senators by the people. Michigan offers a distinct challenge to this sys tem. Nor is it alone in the selection of senators that mpney is lavishly used, and Michigan is not the only offender.' Six; years ago Iowa witnessed, a gubernatorial campaign that astonished all who cxamineitjnto the facts by. the prodigal use of money in" the interests of the- candidates.:. No charge ever was made that this money was not expended for legitimate purposes of publicity, but it did exceed in totals what had. been considered, reasonable. No scandal was made of it, nor tfid the.'; defeated democratic candidate endeavor to secured the .'unseating', of the elected republican. What was shocking -was the disclosure that less than a millionaire,-with ample financial backing; could nothbpe to aspire to be governor of Iowa; Practices then prevailing have,' have 'been ex tensively revised, and Iowa redeemed from dan ger of great scandal. ' 1 Nebraska has seen' something similar. It is probably true in all the states of the union. En deavoring to place .the power more completely in the hands "bf the people,, the primary, laws and the direct election of senators have so in creased the cost of conducting 'campaigns, and without illegitimate use xi money, that .the end is in effect defeated.'- ' " i, " , ,'The Bee has.' hitherto expressed its opinion as to Newberry, and has stated that as between him and his opponent the choice is easily made. But The Bee also hopes that some way will .be devised for carrying on elections without the em ployment of such huge sums of money as now appear to have been regarded as necessary in Michigan, Wealth , should not be considered a bar to office, nor lack of it an' insurmountable handicap.: , " ' , Cut Teachers' Pay Last of All. 1 A dangerous .recommendation js that passed by the Nebraska , Association , of School Boards suggesting a reduction jn- the pax of teachers. There is need' of public economy, but it would be a mean parent indeed who would sacrifice' the - best interests of his children for the sake of a few dol lars.. jThere are many persons, - of course, who have no children, and yet who pay sdfbol taxes, but inasmuch' as almost all of then had their day in the public school, they ought hot complain. The wages of teachers, especially in the rural districts, were for s long time disgracefully low, but in late year's have been brought up to a, higher level.. There ought to be no indecent, Iwste in setting them back again. Jf the price of farm products does rise as it should, to a. level of 60 per cent above; prewar rates, Tt vvill not be so difficult, to maintain schools at their present s,tate of efficiency. '.. ' - ; The higher the wage paid to those who educate our. children, the higher th. quality of man and woman that will be drawn into the teaching profession. Lower pay for teachers un doubtedly Would drive many fine characters out of the profession and leave their' places to be supplied by mediocrity. " " 1 Books for the Hospitals. ..The request from the. city library that books be donated to the use of patients in the hospitals brings up a point that deserves consideration. P-h nf the. Omaha hntnitaJs is credited with having a certain number of free beds to which are admitted patients unable to pay for care. On this is predicated a claim for consideration from the public, as to exemption from taxes and for certain: donations from time to tune. This latter sat wttl include books that are laying around the kjfcsa, read and put aside because others have come on. Omaha's ropon.e to the c! of tha army was very gfiieroui, and nio.t homes were, (airly well stripped of books that could b spared, but enough time ha elped to provide a few at lent, and the service that thot wilt get in ths hospital it ample excue to warrant the requett that is 'made. Some day, maybe, tht hospitals will have fund wherewith to provide such things (or their patients, but till then a generous public will have opportunity lo sttlit in ameliorating the situation of those who art so unfortunate as to be confined to botpital by giving books, old or new, that provide wholr.oaie reading (or in valids who are permitted to read. Forestry and the Cabinet. GifTord Pinchot will make the public take no tice of a phse of the McCermick bill (or rear ranging the president's cabinet. In the schedule of adjustments the Bureau of Forestry Is twitched from the Agricultural to the Interior department. No good rraton is apparent (or the change, arid, on the other hand, many good rea sons (or not disturbing the situation exist. Ths community of Interest between forestry and agri culture it the greatest of these. Some enthuiiss tie objectors are taking up Alaska at the illus tration to prove that the deal hat in it a sinister motive, and that its consummation will allow the exploitation of (orestt and mines because of re moving control of resources from the regulations of the one department to that of the other. Nearer home may be (ound arguments as potent against the scheme. The Colorado Farm Bureau, meeting in an nual convention last month at Fort Collins,' adopted a memorial to congress, in which it was set out what it considers strong ressons (or re taining forestry under the Department of Agri culture, saying among other things: The administration of the national forests is largely technical in character, and the neces sary technique is not mainly engineering, but is either agricultural or closely analogous, util izing experts from the Bureau of Entomology to formulate plfns to combat forest insects, pathologists from the Bureau of Plant Industry to plan forest sanitation, co-operating with the Biological survey to exterminate predatory ani mals, and the county agricultural agents for the better handling of the farm woodlot. . . . Finally we believe that the work of adminis trating the forest service should not be decen tralized or divided among various departments more than is absolutely necessary, and that the Department of Agriculture is the only" proper group of bureaus logically suited for directing forestry work. ' Nebraska farmers are not jet vitally con cerned in this, but they soon will be, and there fore they should exert some of their influence to aid in preventing the making of a great mistake. France Turning to the Light. The shock produced by the dramatic resigna tion of Aristide Briand as premier of France has had the effect of slowing down the politicians who were pursuing him. It was clever enough for M. Poincare and his fellow conservatives, when not responsible, to daily demand the pound of flesh from Germany. When confronted with responsibility, the enterprise takes on a different aspect. Neither of the Entente Allies is de ceived, nor is the world misled, by the poverty plea of the Germans. The method of payment must be adapted to the necessities, however. If France has anticipated settlement, and has issued a large sum in securities to be paid for from German . reparations, embarrassment resulting therefrom should be borne by France alone, and not by the world at large. That the situation has been extensively muddled by. the acts of the. German government, which has put out hun dreds of . billions of paper marks, with nothing behind them, will not excuse the Germans. They will in the end be compelled to make good. These facts are shown clearly to Paris and Berlin by the light which Briand's resignation has loosened. The Genoa conference wilt . be held, and the United States 'will undoubtedly, be represented, there, but all delegates will attend with the un derstanding that the alternative to payment of international obligations is repudiation. To the United States senate two weeks ago Senator Owen, said the people of Europe are not bank rupt, either' financially or morally. This is true beyond question, but the governments of Europe have wasted a lot of time trying to accomplish the impossible. ,No miracle has appeared, and it now seems probable that the inevitable will be admitted and the nations go to work, with a de termination to pay their debts. V ' ; The Movie Star's Pay Check. , Perhaps it is envy, but.most people have never been able to understand the justification of the. high salaries paid to moving 'picture folks. PosV sibly not every American could fill the bill as a star comedian or shine in any other, film role. Yet the actual service rendered the. world by an impersonator of cowboys ' or ('the heroine of a shadowy 'romance can not be said to be greatly in excess of the good produced by the ordinary man or woman who is in more prosaic and less lucrative employ.- ' . - If a waiter receives $20 a week, he may find it rather hard to comprehend why an actor should be paid $2,000 a week for giving a poor imitation of him. It remains to be proved thathe stand ard size film star possesses any unusual qualifica tions. How much of the women's beauty is their own no gentleman would inquire. Nor has it ever been considered proper to discuss their act ing as critically as if they were actually on the stage. The news that Charlie Chaplin has brains and, consequently, .ideas A and flasfics of lucid thought, still flabbergasts the world. So far as known, similar mental endowment has not been claimed, for any onexlse in the movies. :; , It is announced by one of the film corpora tions that the salaries, of all its force will be cut 10 to 20 per cent This is not gogjg to hurt the quality of the pictures one bit, for all a "movie actor can do is-movie act These impersonators of successful business men, brawny laborers and heroic detectives are not likely to become actual competitors for these feal life jobs.- Some of these stars are mighty popular, but the cut in their salaries is even more so. One of the most necessary things about a tariff is that its rates shall be permanent so tht business will at all times know just what condi tions to meet.- The proposal to put the matter of sliding import duties up or down-in the hands of President Harding, or even a tariff commis sion, appetfrs to violate this principle. The slogan of 1921 was to the effect that it would reward fighters; the new year, on the con trary, is one that will reward peacemakers. That deficit of $800,000 in the treasury of the Chicago Opera company proves that music can rot be had for a song. The Husking Bee It's Your Day Siari liWiihaLaui THE DEAR OLD HOMELY FACES, I aiC you not to Judge a man, Nor yet a child or woman, By the external plot or plan The outside of a human; The withered lemon's wrinkled skill , Hides juices cool and tatty, It hints not what it holds within, tt moral Be not hasty. Ths corn's tan cloak may look itt wort, Ur tt may tit Mm snugly. To judge the grain we !iuk it fir.t Why then jud men to smugly? , , The hu.lu that shield the soult of us, Lett thry be rudely shattered. Mutt stand the ttrett of norms, and thui , Grow time-tcarred, old and battered. I came upon a door tight hut. "All cold and bare," I reckoned, . , But lo, within the lowly hut "A fireplace warmly beckoned! Mr hokt, grotesque and awkward, he Withal a jolly fellow; The old, black pot right tmokily Brewed coffee, O how mellow I We find beneath the hard, brown crust, The bread oft' tweet and tender? The thornt so savagely out-thrust The rote's, to defend her; A shell may guard a treasure vast; - The heart be rich in gTaces God bless with alt things good thou hast, The dear old homely facet. . Ichabod. (We can't refrain from saying a few words in appreciation of Ichahod's contribution. It is a real poem a beautiful theme cleverly treated. The true golden harp of poesy touched by the lyric fingers of genius. ' "A poem round and per fect as a star" it is perfect in conception and in construction. If the picture conjured up in that third verse fails to touch our myriad readers we shall throw up our ten typewriting (inner, trained in the touch system and despair of the intellectual percipience of the present generation. -Philo.) . ' a . PHILO-SOPHY. A man has alight chance to get ahead unless he was lucky enough to have been born with one. ...... a If the world looks to be a dirty place perhaps it is because your spectacles need wiping. SAFE AND SANE. , (Unless you lose a button.) Why should we not look with justifiable ex pectation, so to speak, (or peace and normalcy? Men are going back to suspenders. a TODAY'S IDLE THOUGHT. It isn't always the pedestrian who gets killed by the automobile. Sometimes the owner of the old bus works himself to death trying to earn enough money to keep it in repair. . 1 THE FAMILY TREE. I greatly admire my family tree, For I believe in a pedigree; I like to think that I come from stock That dared to land on the Plymouth Rock; I like to think that I got my eyes From some of those folks both great and wise, ' And I smile when I think I have a jaw Like some great kin who studied law. . But come to think of at family tree, One of those branches stands for me! Yet that is different I wonder why? And it really seems a bit awry ; But say, when my kids spy that family tree, And look at the limb that stands for me, I hope they'll say, as sure as sin, 'Why, now I know where I got my grin!" . . M. Joseph Simmons. - , That's the spiritl. Mrs. Simmons wins one of our antique Egyptian back scratchers and a hem stitched mirror. May her grin never grow thin. "He kissed me when I wasn't looking." "Well, that certainly was cheeky of him." . The pessimists can't even see the bright side of that new peace dollar. . V , SECOND THE MOTION. The Husking Bee, Omaha, Neb.: . My dear reader: By the holy shades of the great B. L. T. Readers of the "colyum" have a heart! Don't let Philo-work himself to death putting The Husking Bee out three or four days a week all alone. , Let's contribute our rural rhymes and home-made wheezes and make the line a DAILY joy. Let's increase Philo's list of Huskers and feel honored to see our initials at the end of some pun. - - Come on in! Don't be bashful we want to see your' favorite wheeze in priiit. Philo has entertained us enough let's return the compli ment. . All together now! Each reader is going to become a contribl Yours, , P. R. B. Thanks. Paul.' You're a brick. Let's have a thousand bricks in the colyum family. Anyone with a Henry Clay head may become a brick. For that vou coo a codv of our automatic, re volving desk calendar with the pay days marked in red ink I . ; . Mavor Tim Dahlmart rcminiscently bemoans the passing of the old-time cow puncner. , He has given way to tne guy wno puncnes holes in little tins of milk. ,'.- ' - '' ... . . ; ISN'T IT THE STUFF? ' Lives of wealthy men remind us If we reach a miser's end :" We, departing, leave behind us , Dollars for our kids to spend. . 1 - AFTER-THOUGHT: The foroer is always ready to write a wrong. . PHILO. Killjoys and the Conference. .Senator Edge, replying to some criticism of the armament conference, asks the question, "Why not join iu the acclaim?" . . Why.not, indeed? There is acclaim, and .well justified." The conference . was called with ex cellent intent, excellently stated. The presi dent' actioA was applauded all over the world: and certainly the conference has been conducted with dignity and much success. If nothing else stood to its credit but a god deal does the fact that the world's post-war situation stands more clearly revealed now and more accurately ap praised than before would entitle the conference to the highest respect. The New Jersey senator then lays this in junction on the critics: "Don't lead the kill joysl" -. It U a good injunction. Unfortunately, every movement, every situation, produces killjoys. They inhere in human affairs. This conference could not have escaped them. If every question presented had been disposed of promptly and by unanimous action, there would still have been killjoys. - But such persons are unusually obndxious at a time like the present, and in the circumstances that exist. Feverishness and anxiety rack the world today. Serious men everywhere are con fabulating about remedies; and surely every proposition having relief in view should be con sidered without heat or hate, and supported when approved by orderly examination. And such examination is provided for in the senate, where the work of the conference, when com pleted, will be passed upon. Washington Star, How to Keep Wei! Br PR. W.A.EVANS Quaaliaa (axafaiaf kra. MmU. Iiaa 4 aaai at duaiaa. aw Bitua la tit. ktraaa ar raaaWa at Tka Haa, ill k aaavata annually auatatl la rar liauuiM, kar a aiaaa4, a44Ma4 aaxtaoa la aa ! Of. fcaaa il al aiaaa 4iaaaai. ar anauik lar M4lbtl wm, Aaaa taitara ta al Tka tua. Owikt, !:. r rr. W. A. E.aat Fanners and the Reserve Board TO AVOID CONSTIPATION. The body tnuat ihruw of? a arrest dVl at watar m Ilia 34 hours. At ltt three MI1N Ittuat Krt urT fea urtll in oritur to carry away tha aollila wlllrll Ilia Milne) separata out. K I hi aiiiunni not avaiULU axtra wotk ta thrown on ih kMnrya and. In lima, il a ii i nun rvaitlt. A la-mlency lo k L1ni-y una blmlilrr muir anj (ravrl ia mi up, mi J rrh Hi rlianrn ( noma klniln of rheumatlo or eouty nvurala-la la Iw-rraaod. Tha akin tirrtla on an awi-ase aomewhrre about two or tlirt-a J.lula to uaa In tha finikin of awrat. t'n dr irrinln I'lri'unikiaiirra It may una a nuirh mm a R-nlloti. and a half Bal lon la not an lnfrtiurnt requlremrnt. Thia amount la nrnlcj to dluilva tha aatta thruwn off by tha akin to karp the air tn minuet with that rui-tura properly moiat and to rrsu Inta the temperature of tha body. If not eiinuah available tliara may ba roiiKlini-aK of the akin or other kkln dlMordrra, and alao discomfort dua to t-tMuri of regulation of heat and itioiaturs In tlio air next tha skin. Tha amount of moUtur thrown orf with the breath Is alniokt equal to that UlKpoix-d of In any other way. From tha health standpoint no other tiaad fur wati-r uriuiua that of the hrralh. Tha air ia taken In at m relatively low temperature, and uaunlly runliilniiijr lena than 1 per cent of MolMurr. The luiiia rould not stand air of that qiiHllty, and certainly rould do no work In su-h a medium. Before It Ri ta far lnnldo tha air la heated nnd motmened an It pasiiea out of the now. It la about body tempemture and contains about 8 per cent molnture all It can hold. To heat the 24 hours' aupply of air require the lntakn of a good ileal of food. To aupply it with the inuiitture needed to brliifC up the per rentage requires an abundance of wytter. , Lastly, a moderate amount df water Is exereted by the bowels. If, after the needs of urine, sweat and expired air have been met, the Intake of water ha been ample to nupply the contents of the lower bowel,- then the bowel movements are oh moist aa they need be. If, however, the demand In other directions Is exrenalve and the aup ply taken as drink and food Is lim ited, the result la dry lower bowel content and consequent constipa tion. . And now what does all this lead to practically? In summer when we sweat pro fusely we may have constipation due to lack of moisture in the contents of the lower bowel. In the winter when we live in the hot, dry air of houses and the cold, dry air of the outside there is constipation because tho sweat and the breath use up the moisture. Living; in poorly ventilated, over heated houses is, therefore, the most important cause of constipation. Humldifyinsr the air is better than taking purgatives. Foods Containing Iron. O. "W. writes: "Will you kindly state In your niedicaj column what foods contain iron? . REPLY. Amone the foods rich In iron are: Good meats, green vegetables and the yellow of eggs. Those richer kinds are: Steaks, roasts, spinach, peas, beans, whole wheat, oatmeal, prunes, raisins. Pregnancy Fears Absurd. : J. .C. writes: "You will save my sister a great lot of sickness through worry if you will but answer a ques tion which so many people are wor rying her about. If she knows the truth she will not worry half as much. It is: ' ' "Can a person who has been struck across the face and arms during three nghts by a person witn a nerce temper and heavy hands be assured that her baby will not be marked when born? She is about three months pregnant. Also, can a per son be afraid of the same thing happening if she is frightened by an animal and grabs her face?" REPLY. Neither a blow on the face of a pregnant woman nor a mental shock due to the fear of an animal could possibly "mark" the unborn child. Books on Diabetes. ' P. W. G. writes: "Would you kindly inform me about a good book for treatment of diabetes and for composing a suitable diet? "I would like the book to give tables of sugar contents in different foods, and of carbohydrates which do not convert into sugar in the hu man body." 1 - REPLY. - Joslin'8' manual. Hill & Eckman's "Starvation Treatment.? Wilder's tables. - . irraai ka kMM Tra"W.r I Cuimljriabl .rur ia bern i hrousht to lr uiton Ih i.reiili-nt i by l tie 'airu-ullural liloe" to aa. 'cure Ilia kiipoinlnieiit or "real live ! oiit furmar" on tho Krdnal ttraerva I ixtard. Thar la nothm- to prvvtui I Hit. Tha fadaral rtva act rlrar ly provides for Ih appointment of avvtn niaintier ta ti brd, nf I whom two sr ex-orllcio rumubvi. the kacretary of tha trraaury and the coin pi roller ff ilia currency. Of ma romauim me. two, at lea at. mtlit be banker or peiaon rupa-rlem-ad In banklnf or ilnunca. Nuiti tn a; la written In the act which, pro. tilblta tha appointment of a farmer And if the president rhooaca he can appoint one "dirt", or oihr wia. Th action of tha agricultural bine In atttiiiliti( to force tha hand of sir. IJitnlliiM In thia matter la an other queadon, however. In doing aa It la directly bringing tha federal reaarv ayateni Into politic and, aa Henator McLean remarked Ilia oth ed'day, thera are two branches of the government, which, sbove all others, should not ba made the sub ject of politic, tha supreme eoilrt and the Federal Keaerva board. To thoae who have th financial soli darity of tha country at heart tha apectarle of the Keder.il Heserve board In politic la but little lca de plorable than that of dragging the auprame court Into partlwin affair. To find the reaaon for tha prevent agitation for "dirt farmer on ths reserve board la not difficult. Two year ago th federal reaerve bank advanced their rediscount from 4 per cent, ultimately to 7 per cent. Many banks which had been lend ing to their ruatomers at per cent and redlNcountlng the note at the Federal bank for 4 per cent were forced to mark up their loan. The presure was moat aevero at the top of the pile, where ihe farmer and manufacturer needed fund badly to carry on operation financed on a hixh scale of price. Confidence was shaken, price began to drop, and the Inflation of 1911 crashed down. I'nqueHilonably the action of the federal reaerve bunks was connect ed with this subaequent crash, but with this Important fuctor that should he observed : When Secre tary McAdoo and John Bkeiton Wil liams were the ex-oflklo members of the Federal Reserve board their In fluence was thrown tnto that side of the scales which encouraged a low rediscount rate so long as the government was borrowing on short term notes and the nation's debt was rising. On August Si, 119, the national debt reached its peak, and since then has steadily declined. Two months Inter the federal re serve banks advanced their rates. The Influence of the political ap pointees to the board hud evidently been withdrawn. The Federal Re serve board proper was left to face the music. Most of the discord which subse- What Bill May See Grease Tour Hands. . 5 . Mrs. H. writes: "Would you kindly advise me? I have suffered two attacks this year of chapped erup tions on tho wrists; also, about the eyes. This is extremely painful and very Irritating. "I am compelled to keep my hands in water a great deal, as I am the mother of six growing children and have considerable washing to do. Does this cause the chapping?" REPLY. , Much the most important cause of skin trouble of tho hands is occu pation. The second is weather. Eliminate these and the skin of the hands is of no Importance from the disease standpoint. . Keep your hands greased. Wear rubber gloves when you can. " (The Bee otter II columns freely to H reader who rare to dliwuaa any public llrtlon. It reiurt that lettera be -rnaonahly brlpf, nut oer StMl word. It aim Inslht that the name of the writer awomimny each letter, not neeeaaarilf for iiubllratlmi, but (hat tier editor may knew with hm be I dealing. The Bee doe not pretend to endorse or acrenl view or - opinion expreed by corre spondent in the Letter Boi.) , The Ynwpmobeel. Omaha, ."an. 9. To. the Editor of The Bee: A few weeks ago when J was in an African wilderness hunt ing for giraffes to put in my menag erie, and was encamped one dark night at the great bend of the Ngongpo river, I heard a familiar sound that startled and surprised me. I sat up and rubbed my eyes and said to myself: "Why. there's an autorfioblie from Omaha. ' I thought there was not a white man within 600 miles of this place." In the morning I asked my guide and interpreter if he heard that sound, and what made" it. and he said: "O, yes. I have heard the same noise before. That was a hyena with, a bellyache." . F. COCHRAN. (W. II. Green in Mid-West Labor News.) When the Hon. W. D. Oldham arises to call the democratic banquet' ers to order, next Saturday evening at the Kontenelle he may in fancy see the handwriting on the wall of tho prophecy that tho lato Frank T. Ran som made at St. Louis during the na tional democratic convention in 1916. Mr. Ransom was a gifted lawyer and his clients were frequently spe cial privilege corporation, but he had some sense of Justice and his meas ure of public opinion was very ac curate. The political greeks are bearing all kinds of gifts and there is a wild scurrying among the pie tasters to sound the tocsin for a new dispensa tion to forget and forgive, but there will be one national figure in the democratic firmament who will be very conspicuous by his absence. This state and interstate political char acter who can raise more hell in one minute than the democratic ma chine can straighten out in a week is quietly sitting on the lid. Ho is neither asking nor offering quarter. To all appearance the poli sical Cider press which he used in 1920 to reduce the Hltchcock-Mullen-Neville-Shallenberger machine to proper proportions shows no sign of rust or wear. H,e makes no bones about his refusal to support any ce-ndidate who worships at the altar of the big four. From present indications it looks as though the Kilkenny fair might be held in Nebraska this year. Common Sense By J. J. MUNDY. Are Ycu Handicapping Your Your Children. Perhaps you did not have many educational advantages and vou have done pretty well better than many ot the men you Know wno nave naa a much better schooling than you had. ': Because of this fact you feel that it would be a waste of money to give your children more than an ord inary education. ; ' Well, perhaps you have been suc cessful, but you can look back at many instances where you might have been still more successful if you had been better equipped in an educational sense. Also you -must consider that times have changed since you were younjr. People generally are betftr educat ed. , Many of the jobs you held while young could not be procured today by a person with as little education as you possessed yhen ou held them. In all lines of work the person with mind training is sought and is given the preference. Would you handicap your children throughout their entire lives by start ing them out with a poor education? (Copyright, 1922. International Feature Service, Inc.) , Parents' Problems What can be done to help a child who is afraid during a thunder storm to overcome the fear? There is only one thing to do, the hardest thing, to show no fear one's self. If you arc in the country take the child outdoors to watch the ap proach of the! storm, and treat it as a magnificent exhibition of beauty and power. .During the storm distract the child's mind by playing games or by reading aloud. Do not let tne child hear of the actual danger to life. If, unfortunately the child has read, or been told of being struck by lightning, do not pretend to deny the danger, but explain that, con sidering the number of storms and the number of people exposed, it has been computed that an individual is exposed to as much danger front ialling tiles and bricks, in walking down a street as he is from light ning. The marriage license for Princecs 'vllary cost $250. Quentty aroaa ram from tha agri cultural resiutia, wrier It a claim ed that tli bank would nut lend In the farmer tun ana tr.uy could not obtain loan tlirmaelvea at the federal rrv bank. There la reason lo believe that many bank ers advanced I III a an vxcuaa for not making th loan to tha Individ ual rather than giv tha real reaaoti, w tilth naturally Inflamed aentliiient aaalnat th Raw banking ayateni, Tha fait of th re, a revealed by otIU-lal report of the Federal It- -rv board, are that In the year from Nay, l;o, to May, l:i. bor rowing from Ih federal reaerve bank in ttonngricultural region de clined l!Mti.nvO, while thoae In agricultural eeetlon Wreaked ll!7. lion, 000, Inatead of decrenred, a I believed by th agricultural bloc. Ih oppoaitloii, cojj.-elved in a ml understanding I perpetuated by a blind, unreaaonlng and unwilling. lira to face th facta. Hanking Is a highly technical pro ftloii. Ask tha limn In the Ntrvet to manufacture a pair of !r and ha will udmlt Ilia Inability to do It. linlea. Indoed, he happen to be a cobbler. Aak the aame man to ac cept the prealdeucy of a bank and ho will gladly accept, although the truth that tU wis handling of funda of othera requires a far great er skill and knowledge. The asms appllea to th Federal ' Reserve board. Appointments heretofore have barn made with wiadoni. The preeent member of the bourd are eminently auallflrd by experience and training, and the board haa nev er vet been dragged Into polillca In the matter of appointment. There should be no diacrltnlnntion against the appointment of a farmer, or a manufacturer, or a railroad execu tive, or any other individual, but there should b ome qualifications of the candidate on the ground of financial skill. Constipated People Should RetdTtii You csa now protect r"-" alf (tout la 4enfr ana RnoofSflC of akatf Ud bowel movtmenl, torpid Mt srhet, bSiUfes, bad htmth. biliouaneu adit dlMlaa., by Ih u of llslr-"Rs tablet fum of a lams prawrlpllos) lot COnlipiior. DllakU ISS ns'ural action) and U R pu'ss. It hs ths tux-tf j element to ttlSnulste humea sllmiiistion i swxmal sad healthy Hat. niu.ln L.a Ith Internal orisn clean and ShasMh. U you sr troubled f eonU patlon get a boat of Dilaiia today anj you rliU enjoy a new nrann. 'All drUKRUt thai world over sail It at hity cental w '"" tablet. - Sola DUirlh.! kt..lnolaCa.. 57 Garfield Hldg. Detr it. Mich. When in Wmaha Hotel Henshaw When Out A Bee tt of Employing . try I ee Want Ad To Clean Out All Our USED PIANOS we are making the following prices. Among them is one sure to please you. Hospc's reputation protects you on the quality of all merchandise sold here. Kimball Ebony Case $ 85.00 Kimball Ebony Case 95.00 ' ' Kimball Ebony Case 110.00 . Cable Mahogany 150.00 Bennett Mahogany 165.00 Haines Bros. Ebony 135.00 Schaeffer Oak : 225.00 Henderson Mahogany 175.00 W'issner Mahogany 175.00 Hamilton Mahogany 250.00 Knabe Rosewood 225.00 Knabe Walnut 295.00 Emerson Ebony 165.00 ' Victor Walnut 175.00 Emerson Mahogany t 225.00 Howard Ebony 150.00 . Emerson Ebony . .' 175.00 Camp & Co. Walnut 185.00 Stultz & Bauer Mahogany 185.00 Ivers & Pond Mahogany .250.00 A collection of unusually good used pianos at greatly reduced prices. We invite you in to see and hear them. A JSospe (fo. The Art and Music Store 1513-15 Douglas Street SPECIAL Trued ALL THIS WEEK We are Offering at Real Bargains tl GOOD Used Trucks REOS FORDS OLDS DODGES STEWARTS REPUBLICS OTHER DEARBORNS MAKES All Types of Bodies All Makes -Sizes -Prices . CASH OR TERMS Jones-Opper Company Phone H-0635 2558 Farnam Street PRINTERS-LITHOGRAPHERS I OFFICE SUPPLIES LOOSE LEAF DEVICES FARNAM AT 1312 1 .1 .1 .1 i.t ' 1 1 aiiT OMAHA OFFICE Furniture DESKS TASLCS CHAIRS FILING Devices TCClfWOOO PH01C ' DOUGLAS 2793