THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11, 1922.
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The Bee's Platform
1. Naw Ualon Passenger Station.
2. Coatinaexl improvement of the N
braska Highways, including the para.
mant with a Brick Surfaca of Main
Thorovfhfar leading into Omaha.
J. A abort, low-rat Waterway from tb
Corn Blt to th Atlantic Ocoan. .
4. Homo Rul Charter for Omaha, with
City Manager form of Government.
Farmen and Their Own Affairs.
Farmer! of the middle west are not averse to
listening, to advice, and they have heard a lot
In the past few years, hot they insist on the
rtflit of considering some of their own affairs
from their own standpoint. That il why the
present convention of the Nebraska Farmers'
Educational and Co-Operative union is inter
twine; to the general public, as well as to the
delegates and the men they represent. It is
wrtain that the discussions there developed will
turn on the farmer's own ideas of what is good
tot him and for his business.
Just now the marketing problems are upper
most, and the mbstitution of co-operative for the
former method of handling crops on the way
from the field to the table is getting close con
sideration. Advocates of the new order are con
servative in their claims, as a rule, and the grow
er indicate a willingness to let the ventures
tried and stand on their merits. Experience
ta taught the farmer that service must be
Jaid for, and that it costs money to market a
crop under any system. What is sought to be'
brought about is a method under which as good
etfvice can be maintained at less expense. Un
lets this is done, the farmer gains nothing.
Another topic of great interest at the pres
ent time is how to employ the land so that it
vfll return revenue and without glutting the
iMrket with an over supply of one or two crops
while there is a shortage of others. Diversified
.farming is not a new thing in Nebraska or Iowa.
The war ..may have laid too much stress on
wheat and corn, for example, and so have created
a Condition that is not readily relieved, but earnest
discussion of plans indicates a determination on
part of the men engaged in agriculture not to
trfe caught that way again. New crops or greater
atttetition to some of the old ones, will keep
th land in use and restore the balance between
what the farmer has to sell and the demand for
it by the public.
- The most encouraging feature of the present
lathering is the clear-eyed view of the future!
held by the delegates. None appears to be hug-"
ting any delusion, or to be carried away by
any roseate dream. They all know the way
Out ii through hard, well directed work, and,
accepting this fact cheerfully, they are willing to
fe the work.
Ireland Catting Down to Business, ,;
With the blessing of the pope, and a message
expressing his gratification at the peaceable so
lvfion attained for her problem, Erin is setting
actively about the important business of arrang
ing to manage her own affairs in the future. A
most significant feature is the action of Dail
Eiteann in disposing of the situation created by
Eimonn de Valera and his followers. A direct
challenge to the majority, following the vote
token on Saturdayi when the treaty was ratified,
wws the meeting of the minority group in secret
conference. What transpired in private con
sifcatioa is not of such importance as what took
place in public. The resignation of de Valera as,
president was accepted, and when he was put up
again by hit friends he was voted down. This
often repudiation of the plans of the "die-hards"
is the best possible sign that the Irish are de
termined to give their new status a sincere trial.
Arthur Griffith as head of the provisional gov
ernment may be depended upon to move ex
peditiously to clear away the preliminaries and
arrange for setting the real machinery of gov
ernment into operation. An election must inter
vene, that Dail Eireann may be succeeded by a
parliament chosen under the new conditions.
This witl give opportunity for an expression from
the people, and will afford in fact a measure by
which the sentiment of the masses may be
ganged. De Valera's announcement that he will
nH be a party to fratricidal strife is encouraging,
for it was made after the conference on Sunday,
atd means, if it means anything, that civil waf is
rt4)t likely to add distress at a time when the
Irish are joyed by the prospect of peace.
A Very Pleasant Reminder.
It is a little bit too early in the season td start
making garden or to set out the house plants,
baft time is passing right along to that period.
Of this fact Omahans are pleasantly reminded
by one of the most certain harbingers of the good
oM summer time that has yet been recognised.
iT Palmer has just secured Card No. 1, 1922
series, Ak -Sax-Ben. This means that life is
Stirring once more. Gus Rem and Charlie Card-
net have gone into executive session once more,
timing what will be set before the knights
daring the season which soon will be declared
often for all The Board of Governors has desig
nated the time for an eWctton lor three number
M succeed those whose terms expire, and ballots
an about to be sent out to the knights. All this
fMsagu another season of activity on part of
a greatest boosting agency ever set ia motion
by nun. Tripartite agreements, (our-powrr en
tentes, or even quintuple alliances are of little
avail in comparison with Ak-Sar-Ben when it
comet to getting men to forget their differences
and all head in the ssnie' direction and work for
tht common good. If the head men o( Europe
only could be induced to come to Omaha and
take the work, even to the extent el a tingle
night at the Den, the world would be the better
for it As for Omaha, issuing Card No. 1 it a
harbinger of vernal joys eves more standard and
dependable than the coming of the first robin.
Newberry'. Personal Plea.
Disregarding any other considers' ion, the
statement made by Truman H. Newberry in the
senate on Monday, relative to hit part In the
election in Michigan in 1918, is far from coo-
Wnelrtg In fts nature. The best that rsn be said
for it it that it it a confession in avoidance. Sen
ator Newberry hat an honorable record at an
omeer m the nary, and wai serving as such
when elected to the senate. His standing as a
business man snd a etttten is unquestioned.
These facts only serve to make his position the
more difficult to explain.
Conceding his inexperience in politics, his lack
ol knowledge of methods and practices employed
in conduct ot campaigns, he yet leaves some
thing to be cleared up. He wai not more shocked
than was the public When It became known that
such debauchery of the electorate had been ear
rted on in his name. Even a tyro should know
that the immense turns of money that were put
out could , not have been needed for legitimate
expenses, and Senator Newberry's explanation
that he did not know that such sums were being
expended is not enough. As the candidate of his
party, it was incumbent on him to show some
personal interest in the campaign, if only to the
extent of learning what sort of management it
had, and not to leave all to .friends, whose zeal
in his behalf was such as led them to disgraceful
length. A candidate always owes it to his party,
to the public, and to himself, to know what is
being done in his name.
Senator Newberry's plea that he is not blame
worthy because he was neither advised nor con
sulted is to the expenditures made is hot enough
to exculpate him. His occupation In the navy in
1918 was engrossing, but he might have posted1
himself in regard to some salient features of the
campaign in Michigan without putting any rtaval '
plans in danger. Nor should the suggestion made
by one of his defenders in the senate, that no
f6or man suffered because all three of the can
didate were millionaires, have any weight Seats
in the United States senate 6ught not to be told
to the highest bidder.
The Husking Bee
It. Your Day
Siari KWilhaLauah
THE SKATERS.
The moonbeams glisten on the mow,
The stars are twinkling bright
We tee beneath the mellow glow
A perfect winter't night;
The Ice is smooth upon the rink
Where merriment holds sway,
'And there we hear the ringing clink
Of skates, and voices gay.
Old Winter, you are worth the price,
You bring ua more than wealth,
. For there upon the glist'ning Ice ,
We gather cheer and health:
And dashing, flashing to and fro
The tkatert swing along.
And hippy voices, as they go,
Re-echo shout and song.
0 happy skaters, young and old,
You now are children all,
With hearts aglow and joy untold,
You hark to Winter's call;
Your rosy cheeks are Winter! pride,
Your health is Winter's gift,
Hail to the ice, o'er which you glide
With flying feet, and iwift.
PHILO-SOPHY.
, A poor skater always blames it on his skates.
Winter Is one thing we expect to prove a frost,
,
The boy stood on the snowy block,
Sent out there by his dad.
He hit to shovel off the wtlk
Or he will wish he had.
TODAY'S IDLE THOUGHT.
If beautv is skin deen. the pachydermatous
rhinoceros is the most beautiful of tropical birds.
A train of thought, like a string of empties,
rattles loudest when it carries no cargo.
How to Keep Weli
By DR. W. A. EVANS
QuaalUaa caacaraiaf fcyflaaa. seslla.
Ua aad preveatie at dleeeae, auk
allied la Dr. Evens kr reader at
Tka . will ka aaawered pereeaally
aukiacl ta proper lisaltatlea, where a
sUaaped, addressed envelop ta
cleaW. Dr. Evaaa UI Bat auk
dlafaeeie r prescribe iar individual
disease. Addree krttara ia car ol
Tea Boa.
Copyright, Jftt, hr Dr. W. A. tans
Jack and Jill
Politics, Bankers and Farmers.
A stampede of public opinion is never advis
able, and there certainly is no cause to get ex
cited over the controversy surrounding the Fed'
eral Reserve System. There is need, howevefj
of careful thought and serious discussion.
, Most of the organized groups of farmers
throw the blame for the disastrous and excessive
deflation of agriculture on the Federal Reserve
banks; they are proposing the appointment of a
firmer to the board In control of the system.
On the ether hand, the brganlzed bankers not
only oppose such direct representation of agricul
ture, but Wish to eliminate the secretary of the
treasury and the comptroller of the cufrertty
irom the board. They hold that no man should
be connected with the administration of the bank
ing system whose selection springs from party
politics, and would limit what might be called
representation of the public to ex -officio service
of an under secretary of the treasury. V
Put plainly, the bankers support the theory
that the Federal Reserve system is a co-operative
organization of bankers, not tiling government
funds, and not to be exposed to the influence of
pressure from the public of from any section of
it, whether farmers, debtors, persons in need of
Credit, or what not. ; '
. there iS danger in exposing the Federal Re-"
serve system to political control. But there is
peril also in" any effort to remove it farther than
now from all public check and supervision. The
system has been useful through the confident be
lief of the people that it represented them and
net, primarily, the banking or other special in
terests. Nothing should be done ia' shatter this
trust, making it lss of a people' bank. ,
t Fathers and Children.
Miners, farmers and preachers take the lead
as fathers. -According to the census bureau,
which has just tabulated the total number of
children ever borrl In those families Which had a
birth in 1920, the average number. of children
which each mother had borne Wis 3.3, of whom
the average number living Was :. - .
Dentists, architect, school teachers, phy
sicians and lawyers fell far beldW the average as
parents, ranging between t and 2.4 children on
the average. Miners were fddnd t average 4.3,
farmers 3.8 and clergymen 3.3, .
Looking over these bare figures, a real story
appears. The Classes with 4 low birth rate are
those who, partly through necessity and also
through tradition, engage itf the great American
game 6f keeping tip appearances, this east nfit
be done very well whea there tttthttt or four
children td. wear out ihoet and be fed, and
finally, to be sent thronfh College.
Miners and farmers may not have as much
mJney IS then" contemporaries in the profes
sions, but they do not feel obligated to shine so
cially or cut much of a swath sartorially. No
one expects a preacher to be wealthy, and in
fact, if he or fits family should exhibit extrava
gant tfaits they would be showered with
Criticism. Plain living and high thinking, as op
posed to high living and simple thoughts, are ex
pected from his kind. While a high birth rate
may not be desirable, yet if may sink too low.
That it has done this in the case of certain de
sirable parents is clear.
Governor Edwards of New Jersey proposes
td repeal the State's dry law. Why doesn't he
make a job of it, and do away with the Volstead
act and the Eighteenth amendment?
In selecting Senator "Pat" Harrison for a
sjetker af their love fe"at the local democrats
got at least one man who can talk.
The PallmaA company bts Jatt been author
ised Ul purchase another -competitor, but what
has this got to do with sleeping car rates?
Douglas county win get along with $200,000
less (Ml year than last Every little bit helps.
Feed te grow hair has long been known, but
it never yet cared a bald bead.
Whatever became of the "gas" tax?
PERT QUERY.
Wheat has slumped, and flour, too,
' At least so it is said,.
And now wa wonder what they'll do -About
the price of bread?
We suoDose it is the yeast that keeps the
bread up.
The weather man, he brings us storm
When snow drops on the town,
But when he brings nice days and warm,
That makes the coal come down.
Some fellows are men of few words, but they
never tire repeating those few.
NIL PILL BOX. '
CitV debating club slapped the people's pet
police patrol pill DOX proposition siuy. . .
Commissioners tnougnt it was Kina oi siuy
in tn first nlace.
Citizens will have to be satisfied with castles
n th i r. Losts monev to buna Pin Doxes.
Chief difference between paying taxes and pay
Ing a thug is that you don't have to pay the thug
unless you have to.
rnmmUsioners are entitled to their opinions,
They are paid for thinking and are supposed to
Work at' it during business hours. Being public
servants, they don't have to establish public pro
HMinH tihtesa thev want. to.
But their debates make good news stories ana
hpln fill un the oaoers. And then, ol course,
when a prominent citizen and his friend wife get
held up, yegged, browbeaten and robbed of their
family heirlooms, ana tne ponce, iikc oncnuan,
"20 miles away, that makes anotner gooo yarn
for the oaoers. So. lookinsr at the matter from
'the standpoint of a bloodthirsty news hound, it
is, perhaps, so to speak, ail tor tne Desi as we
boy said when he broke his arm and nad to
Stay out of school. . x ,
.. .... "
Barber: I hate to shave a married man.
Patron: Why? What difference does it make?
Batber: They have such long faces.
' '. - '
JOYS OF WINTER.
Oft' times at night, when all is calm and still,
feel throughout the house a growing chill,
1 rite to see what it is all about,
Dismayed, I find the furnace fire out.
UNIMPORTANT ITEM.
The ancient Greeks were noted athletes, but
they never staged a six-day bicycle race.
Harold Llovd was born in Omaha, but he
didn't work It it very long. He won his horn'
flmmed Specs in Hollywood.
, -Accordini!
to orC-Volstediari DhiloSODhtrs.
there used to be many a slip 'twixt the cup and
the lip, but nowadays sapps mostly gargle it
right out of the bottle. :
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A LONG TIME BROKE.
Dear Philoi I dedicate this td the memory
of the 1919 world series: .
Broke, broke, broke
On thy fickle ways. O Chance!
And I would that my pockets held
The price of a song and dance.
v ,
Oh, well fbt the banker's boy
That he Spends his dough so free! .
Oh. well for that lucky lad, ,
What g6od can his cash do me?
": i
And the betting Still goes on,
Till all the money's lost and won;
But, oh for the touch of the cold, round wheel,
And the clink of the cash that is gone.
(With apologies to Tennyson, iri case the
reader doesn't recognize if.) t, YourS,
P. K. B.
AFTER-THOUGHT: It was Noah who
started this fad of putting something by for a
rainy day. PHILO.
MALADY OF MIDDLE AGE.
H. J. II. writes: 'Please write
something In retard to atauroma. I
have been troubled with It (or two
year. What causes it and la there
any help for It T I am 71 yoara old.
Have led an active life until now."
REPLY.
The name "glaucoma'' comes from
a greenish tinge which the pupil
take on when the condition has
reached an advanced stage.
Physicians use It to designate all
those conditions In which there Is
too much fluid in the eyeball.
Since the outer layers of that
structure art dense and Inelastic, it
there be a considerable Increase In
the fluid within It the ball feels hard.
Normally a certain amount of fluid
Is secreted by certain structures In
side the globe. The rata ot secre
tion is Junt equal to th rate of
drainage outward at the back ot the
eye. In consequence the humors of I
tne eye are Kept jusc nuia enoun;
the curtain of the eye are kept in
Juat the right place snd the tension
is Just what It ought to be.
It the outflowing drains are
stopped or the fluid secreting tissues
work overtime or the two forces
operate simultaneously there is an
accumulation of fluid, which passes
by the name ot glaucoma.
The cases are divided Into two
groups primary glaucoma and sec
ondary glaucoma.
The cases cai ed tr:mary glaucoma
are those In which no cause can be
found. If a cause can be found the
case is said to be one of secondary
glaucoma.
The cases called primary glaucoma
Ire those In which no cause can be
found. If a cause can be found the
case is said to be one of secondary
glaucoma.
In some cases of secondary giau
coma it is possible to cure or remove
tht cause and In that way cure the
glaucoma.
In primary glaucoma, since no
cause can be found, it follows that
no cure can be found. Such cases.
as a rule, to on to blindness.
In most cases, whether the condi
tion is curable or not, an operation
by which an opening Is made in the
Iris relieves pain and makes lite more
comfortable.
Through this opening some fluid
can drain, the pressure in the differ
ent parts of the eyeball is equalised,
and- in this way comfort is pro
moted.
Some cases are treated with feser-
ine and pilocarpine with satisfaction.
on the other hand, tne use or at-
ropine or any of the atropine group
Of drugs In glaucoma occasionally re
sults disastrously.
In fact, the only ground I have
ever seen for the slush written by
the unknowing about the danger of
using; "drops" in testing the eyes for
glasses is based on such danger in
cases of glaucoma.
A person notices that his Vision is
Dot up to par. Really his trouble is
glaucoma, but he does not know it.
He goes to some practical, Untrained
glass fitter. Who, In turn, does not
Suspect glaucoma. Drop! are used
and disaster follows.
Glaucoma is prone to develop In
middle life or beyond. It is most
prevalent among Hebrews.
Among the Suspected causes of so-
called primary glaucoma, are eye
Strain arid prolonged . exposure to
glare.
"JtM read this 'advertisement,
honey ' said Jack, almost belore he
hid his hat off, after hurrying home
Irom the evening train. "I ve been
figuring it all out, all the way from
the cityr
He handed Jill the newspaper, hit
hands fairly trembling with excite
menr.
"Which one? Thii about a uit
of clothes, with an extra pair of
pants for $1073, dear?"
"No, sweet little goose, the one
about the six room bungalow I"
Jill followed him into the living
room, impatient tor her evenjpg kiss
which had been quite forgotten In
Jack's excitement
"Oh, I see . . . a six room bung,
low delivered for $1,400 to any ad
dress F. O. B. Isn't that interesting I
What does F. O. B. mean, darling!
fine old bungalow t
Dog Hill Paragrafs
if Oeorge Bingham
Elllck Hflwsnaer'i new derby fits
so tight it his uken up all tht slack
in hit lace inl he cannot even grin
Luke Maihewsli'i judgement n a
weainrr prophet is the most reliable
in our community. Of coarse, he
misses t lot ol his predictions, but he
cannot help that, because, a good
Pain Unreliable Symptom.
P. D. V. writes: j "I .Want to know
When a person has heart trouble. I
have been having pains (n my chest
for the last three years." t
. reply;
Anions the slcrns of late heart
trouble are: Swelling of the feet, In
ability to lie flat, shortness of breath
and sometimes pain. The only way
to discover early heart trouble Is to
have the chest examined.
Pain is a very unreliable sign of
heart trouble. Mne times of ten
when tain makes one think of heart
trouble, the suspicion is wrong. The
same statement holds true of pound
ing of the heart and shortness Of
reath. '( v. .
The Empty Pulpits
Thirty-five thousand churches In the United
States are Without pastors, and only 1,450 new
ministers Were graduated this year. This sum
in arithmetic is not answerable in figures. We
must think it out Either the law of supply and
demand it crumbling, or there is i& unknown
element utieaslly awaiting, elucidation.
The church is not . confounded. The age is
not degenerate. Tearful pity need not yet sit
with sorrow. Fat sinners are not eating the feast
while lost Souls nibble the scraps of divinity.
Nevertheless, pulpiteering is unpopular because
it is unprofitable. Fame arid wealth, the two
spurs to human action, are fkked up elsewhere.
The influeflceof wages is inexorable, whether
in philandering for pleasure or in grandmafshaf
ing the processional through the sapphire gates.
The saintliest men have earthly needs, and every
altar should have an exchequer. Leslie's Weekly.
' Horseback for Doll Iiiver. :.
H. M. P. writes: "1. Do you deem
advisable to take ;, calomel ' for
headaches and to stir-up liver, and
you do, how much should be
taken?
2. I feel stupid and tired in the
morning and have a heavy head." ,.
REPLY..
1. I do not. In the first place.
there is no scientific proof that calo
mel stirs up the liver, or has any
effect on the liver, except that It, In
common with all other purgatives,
empties the bowels, and thus, quite
indirectly, affects the liver.
In the second place, the habitual
taking of any purge, ahd especially
calomel, is a most harmful practice.
In the third place, Instead of pun
ishing your digestive ' organs, yoU
should eat less and exercise more.
2. Do you eat too much or exer
cise too little, or sleep in a poorly
ventilated room? If any of these
are at fault, correct the error. If
you feel yoU must do something for
your livr, ride horseback. That is
the great liver stirrerV - As a liver
stirrer one horseback ride is worth
a ton of calomel. If horseback rid
ing is not for you, Jump up anl down
a hundred times. That costs noth
ing. Or turn somersaults a la
Brady. , , -
The Old Guard
Making War Ricbaslom
If battle! are eventually fought with nothing
but gases Which daze but do ftot kill, wars may
look so foolish that nations with a sense of dig
nity will decline to particiSatC-WashlrlgtOfl
Star.
' Wisest Married Mart.
The wisest married mast is he who, knowing
his wife it right, keeps the fact to himself.
Washington Pest,
(Jay E. Hook In tb Philadelphia
1Cdser.)
Those who profess to write ex
pertly of politics are trailing ivy over
the old guard. They express the be
lief that it passed with Penrose, We
are not so sure. To us the obsequies
seem premature. We've witnessed
the passing of the old guard any
number of times in the 20 years last
past Wa never saw it more su
premely In command than it was in
the republican convention of 1920.
Individual members of the old
guard die, but their places immedi
ately are filled. The qualifications
for membership In the old guard are
a conservative viewpoint, a forceful
personality, courage and abdominal
adequacy. It is that type of man
Who, once he gets into politics, stays
there. Except during the period of
sporadic outbreaks, he dominates his
party councils. When his1 party goes
on the rocks, he stays by the wreck,
and when It is patched into some
semblance of seaworthiness, helps
lannch tt again. The shaking aspen
of politics seldom survives more than
two campaigns. Often be disappears
at the end of one. I
The eld guardster has his faults,
but he has also the quality of en
durance. Wa express a donbt as to
Whether the gentlemen of the press
will be able to eliminate him from
further consideration. They never
have been able to de so.
lick laughed with superiority!
''No, dear; 'free on board'. That
means thev bring it by freight to
any station without charge, ind tht
buyer takes it off and.
-Then it't not on board, but off
board."
"Honey, you don t understand.
"I surely don't How could they
carry a bungalow on a train anyway,
Ihe rtcaks not wide enough,
"They send it in separate parts,
ready to put together.
"Ohl" and Jill rubbed her dimpled
chin. "And what would you do
with it after vou cot it. Isn't this
dove-cote of ourt nice enouth?
We could take a five year lease
on some nice little plot by the sea
shore, and have the bungalow de
livered there. You see, they only
ask $700 in cash and the rest is on I
three year mortgage. That means
we could put $700 down and then put
aside only $o a week or so tor three
years. We'd have the whole thing
paid for and you know they want
$100 a month for any bungalows
we ve seen.
"Well, that part sounds ptausible.
But. . ."
"But, nothing, dear. You haven't a
mathematical business mind. Just
fiKure that out. . In three years, an
average cost of less than $250 a sea
son we could have paid lor tne wnoie
six rqom house. That's cheaper than
renting. Figure it out. darling."
"Yes, darling, but how about the
lease on the land?"
"Oh, that would be a mere song
some little plot is all that's heeded
Not more than $100 a season."
' "That's $300 more for three years.
And how about putting the piecei to
gether?" "Well, I might do it myself but
probably I'd better hire a carpenter.
That wouldn't amount to more than
$100 at most"
"And," persisted Jill with feminine
keenness for details, rlow aDout in
stalling the plumbing?" .
"Thev furnish I bathtub and
kitchen sink. The rCst rhis:ht cost
"Indeed, it Would , It cost us J
to have out hotwater heater put in
after We bought the boilers. It
would tost two or three hundred
more." "
"Yes. but once in it would Be a
fixture."
"And the electric fixtures, dear!
And painting the bungalow after
it was up4 Wouldn t that amount to
$200 or more at least?"
Jack wriggled uncomiortabiy.
"Maybe, so. Maybe sol , But,
you miss the point, ."
I miss no points, dear. xoud
have to have some stone masons
build a wall and foundation under
the house. It would be dreadful
without some sort of basement and
drainage." ' .
"That's a small matter." jack
was - begntiing td weaken.
'And then yoU'd have to have
brick chimney afld a board or cement
walk to the street.' And you d have
to have Water mains put in. And
you'd have td have a place made to
store Coal for cooking. And you'd
have to .- . ." -
Tack bit his best iiioe stem' iri two.
"Oh, drop it, honey ; You find
so much fault that you've killed my
enthusiasm. . " . .
"And saved you an outlay fof the
first seasOii of about $1,500 for
problematical house? Darling, what
was it you said F. O. B. meant?"
"Fine Old Sunk!" and Jack
laughed with resignation. "I'll plead
guilty to pipe dreaming. I guess
we d better rent a place that is al
-ready built if we only pay $100 :
month : for two Months. , Where's
that home coming kiss?"
Needless to say, he found it.
(Copyright, 1921, Thompson Feature
Service.)
-
nniiinlitf P In ik
for Price Probe
Three Federal Bureaus Unit
to "Trace Cost of Egg From
lien to Breakfatt TaMe."
Watbington, Ja. 10. Tlntitlva
agreement for an tnvtiilgation ol
kaUuk and retail BriCCI to bC Car
rted on by til Department of Jus
lice, Commer department and De
partment of Labor, has keen
reached, Attorney General Daagh- ,
erty said tedif.
Mora extensive Investigation it
necessary, M Dtugherty dt-,
dared, to tint fit public may know
egg at it travtis
ie breakfast table" '
t plant to study
prices and costs-
many timet, after he has predicted
a certain kind of weather, the con
ditions change and something else
comes,
4
The Calf Ribs Widow has written
to the advice department of the Lov
er't Home Journal to try to find
out if Riz Barlow it tincere.
Funeral Services Held
for Arthur it. Pinto
Funeral services for Arthur M.
Pinto were held yesterday at his lale
home in the Mercer anartmrnta.
Burial was in Forest Llwn cemtery.
Honorary nallbearers will h- I. A.
raunroc, irvmg naxier. Judge l. I,
Sullivan. C. F. Wcller. M. A. Mall.
E. G. McGilton, James Chadwlek,
L. C Gibson. A. I. Love. W. W
Richardson and C. C. Belden.
Active pallbearets will be ft
Goodman, Charles Sherman, Victor
White, . Marry Weller. A. .W.
Scribner and William H. Clarke.
the "cost of th
Irom the htn to
ind the govern
the whole field
of nian,factarin
juit witat conn
rred in the In
hat not vet
indicated that clot
would be included.
Investigation of
he ttid, could be
oughly and econo
three department!
through tenants
comnjeted, he deda
and production.
itlei will be cow
gttion, he Hid,
determined, but
g, food and furl
ices ind costs.
ide more Ihor-
ically by tht
jointly than
veyt. When
the reports
would be eonsoliditeow the Justice
department and the r'cy ,the
government towards tne . conditions
found to exist would b A determined.
A
"( lura ara fotl Uun ia aacetsaiy
to malntai uaKonn haatt
For service or demonstration,
phoat HA 3201
; p5) .
KAth H. ftirftJttT
h. k. DURKET
HataMlatw ilia
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
WE
en m umana
Hotel Henshaw
.ommon
Sense
Frankly -No.
The aftef-'Xftias song:
Oct rnadar'-Ufe,
"Ain't We
Where Do Yoii G6 for Advice?
By J. J. MUNDY.
When you need counsel, to get
out of difficulties, do you consult
friends who occupy about the same
station in life and who have had
about the same experience?
If so, how can you expect such
persons to give you the advice which
is beyond anything Of which they
have direct knowledge or experience
advice on matters which they have
not been strained to consider and
master?
Why not go to the person Who has
lifted himself out of the trench in
which you are stationed, the man
ivhn ba conp nv,r tb tnn?
The men who have been staggered
and checked in their progress by just
such problems as confront you ate
not the ones to advise vou.
Without the ability to lift them
selves how can you expect practical
advice on how to extricate voUrself
(from the position which baffles you?
Look around at the successful men
and figure on what their problems
have been on the way tor eminence.
Don't go to Dick, Tom and Harry
for advice and suggestions on things
they know nothing about or they
themselves" V.ouId have profited.
Go to the man who knows and
then follow his instructions.
(Copyright, iiti. International feature
Service. Ine.
Don't Forget Parte.
We are in favor Of aft Interna
tional conference, at anv c'aoe and
on any subject, at Which the Amw
ican delegation for ence could baV
the pleasure of threatening to bust
things Hp. Worcester . Telegram.
"Vex not His GboMf
Already the name ef a mad re-
Cently released from prison is vsn
ishing from the news, in Which It
was conspicuous during a few day!
Albany Journal.
' "Sure, Well Fin hit the Soht"
The outcome ef Uncle gam's tfm
parley bears out the promise Of the
words on those millions of picture
poster nsed Ih ill: "Sure, We'll
Finish the iobr-Boston Herald.
Hiding Money Is Risky
Fire may deatfoy it thfcves miy steal it.
Idle Money Earns NotJiintf--
Working Doll&rt firing mi Income
Invest in shared that assure an income.
Hollars well invested kti continually working
For Thirty Year
investdrs in The Conservative hive received
their dividends regularly twice a year
January and July. -
first Mortgages, the safest on
EARTH, are back of evefy ddlla? invested
It ii Safe from burglars or fire.
Todky la the Beat time to itart
Savingi Account
Savings 6 Loan association
' V t$V -sc a n 6y
PAUL W. lOffiMa, frta. OFFICER
J i: J. J' McM"--N' rte.
E. A BAIRD. Vie. W
1
BANK STATEMENT
71
Charter Hoi Z9U Re.erve Diatriet No.
REPORT OF CONDITION OF THE
UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK
AT OMAHA. IK TBB STAf Of NEBRASKA. At TUBS CLOSE OF BUSBIES.
60,000.00
381,460.00
M4,7io.es
x t2.iJS.Sl
t,74i,25S.8S
J2J,J1.1
I16.SS9.SS
, ii,4-it
It.SSt.ft
J,J00.0
ON DECEMBER 11, 1921.
RESOURCES
toSna Snd difeoiititt, ineHidlnf redlicotiau. ........ .
Overdrafts, onseeured , . . .
V. S. Oovernbtnt SecnrltWt
Deposited to Seetire circulation (V. B. hondi par value)
All other United State Government -ufHI..
Other bonMa, etocki, aacurlti, atc.i .,
Banking- Houie ,
Lawful reaerve itn Federal Reaerve Bank...........
Items with Federal Reaerve Bank in praceia ot collection
(not tradable as reserve)........
Cash in vault and amount due from national banks . . . . .
Amount due from State banks, bankers, and trust coin-
panlea is the United State (other than included in
above three Items) a t ; .. , r
Exchanges for elearinc house n.mi
Checks on other bankl tn tht Stmt city or town as
reportins bank (othtr than abort Item)..
Check i on banks located outside of city or town of re
noftinei hint aiul Mhm mAdU
Redemption fund HS U. 8. Treasurer ',,'.',,1
foul
... lilAOUiiJlfiO
Caaital stock said In ..'
Surplus fond ...,-.iji..i.'.,...,,,
Undivided profits
Reserved fof interest and taxes aeeraed
Cireukttrn- notes cutitandln
Amount da to national banks ...... .11, 114. SS7.lt
Amount du to State banks, bankers, and (rust com
panies' fa tht United States and foreitn countries
other then incfadnl to alwivsj IHtnl., saatiasia
Certified checks outstanding i lS,tlS..tij
Cashier's checks on own bank outstanding , 87.tlt.tt
UeasaiMl deposits (other asa bank Sew sells) Sablect to
Reserve fde&otita navehto within Xft 4ava) t
Individual deposits subject to chtcK . i ............... , ei74.eil.ii
uenmeates ox oepetn cue m teea inaa is oars (other
tnaa lor mosey borrowed )
Dividenda vnpaid
TiaM dpeit subject M Reserve (payable after tt dsys.
or snojeei w as osys or more notice and postal
Certificate of deposit (other than for money borrowed)
Other time deposits
Postal Savfnfs deposits' . ..j ,
UaHed States deposits (ofher tistn postal savrntt), b.
lodln War Loa deposit aceoaJBt and deposit of
United States disbrin officer
tetters of Credit and Travelers' C beets sold fof eaaH
ana oautanaint
tll,S"Mii.lt
19.7SS.5t
ttt.ett.tt
sst.ooo.to
S,ilt,tlE.57
.il,9t.tl.St
S i.it.e.tt
7tt.tte.e4
4tt.Dt4.4t
tlj.tSl S4
t,tto.t
J
si.lls.ee
, dlt.i59.lt
l,tl.lM
JM49.J6
S7S.iii.7t-s itUSiJiit
l.iMM
Total
w tii.tif.rti.ti
Od above-named bank, do Solemn ty swear tadt tirt
arc oi my inowiea Sad Belief.
Stat ot Ketrask, Count of BeiM--ss i
I J. C. tteClart, Cashier St
ttt)ve statefteat M true W tht
j. C MdCLUai, Cdsnlef.
Correet--Attt :
THOBu A. TWti
sbeertbed aid tdofll to
(SEAt).
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S. a. CALBWaU, tote.
this ISfa day of Jsarasry. lffi.
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