THE BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY. DECEMBER 21, 1021. My Marriage Problems Aieb GarrUaVs New f kM a "RevcUtion. of Wife" t The lonf-PiiUnca Thon Call lht J Cann (or Bm Pean. ' t "Long-dixance far mtt Who on S earth can it be? Qhj I hope nothing ' - ba happened!" '. I If Ben Dcan'f 'confusion at Mrs. I Coogrove'i announcement was not . natural it wit most clever and ered i ittilt imitation. Lillian' cyei and mine told each other that, and 1 found myiclf doubting the nounj. :. r.cM of our theory that h had tent a telegram hi the early morning, jn I; strutting that the be umnionj to tj leave the Coagrove farm house. ; She rose and walked swiftly to the telephone, and as I had my first ! chance to inspect tier complete cos tume she h.ad beeu seated when we came iiH-I gave another swift, fur. ? tive glance at Lilian and caught a ? cojnprehciiding twitcli of her eyelids .in, return, '''For Utss Dean was at .? tired for traveling, .from her modish t1 silk blouse to'her unity brown pumps, r!and her eklft belonged to the travel P ing suit sjie, had, wyrn upon the day Of her arrival, and which wc had seen but once' or twice-since. She had divided. her sartorial time between, ; hct'anort clothes, which she much ' fancied, and filmy summer gowns for I the; days wnen no climbing or fishing J trip's were scheJqled. 1 - . t "What la It?'!- Tie -traveling suit to Lillian, to i me, 'Dicky-; end, I- guess, to the i Cosgroves also, "- spellci ' but one "thing: Bess Dean's previous knowl edge of the telephone call, at which one ndu ju( tiiuwn sucn naive sur prise. I think we all listened shamelessly to the one-sided telephone conversa tion. I know I did, and was sure that the girl had purposely left the floors open between the dining room and the sitting room, where the tele phone was installed. "Yes, this is Miss Dean. Oh, Miss Edwards? What is it? Why I I don't understand. ":: f thought jiext Tuesday. I "was 'eure that was -the date you wrote meJ' ; I hive the lct- ter. . But. of course, no-matter how ' the mistake occurred, I'll get there, the1 minute I can. I'm-sorry it happened- Ohf yes,' JH bring the let- - ter I Goodby." The receiver, clicked on the hock and' she. came back .into the dining room with the most: realistic imita tion pf a roufed Jemper J ever have -seen. Her eyes hed angry sparks, ', and' hef- cheeks were deeply flushed. "Tha horrid- od cat!'' S.he sat "down tS h?r interrupted breakfast,-.while we. ail looked at her wit? ' curious, .inejest. . But 'Dicky was the -only one who spoked . "that yon are a;1it peeved, at, some unfortunate - tnembcr of youf well knovVn and gentle sex." , .-; "I'd like e wring her neck," Bess sDtan retorted i'viciouslv. then with i ; every appearance m virtuous maig ; Nation she elaborated her theme. ." V Dicky Sidesteps., ul. "Thef Edrd. anii'TsleTsaid 1 disdainfully, "is a soft oft Man Fri- i UdV IUI INC LU UlLfUilI Ui .Llie SLUUULd ;; am to waste, tny. fair young life upon V this year. ' The principal distinctly 5 stated in her letter to me that schooi did not begin until next week. I And fter thi, freak calls me down over the telephone for not being ': there, says school has opened, that she wrote me thP .letter bsrseff, and , there could he no mistake, and so I forth and so on. I'd like to see her face when I show the principal her letter,, for I 'W not going to monkey with her one minute." "You're perfectly right," Dicky sajd eniphatically-'Never deal with a mere miniog 'Assort your rights, I'm proud of you.'' She wrinkled her ose at him, a saucy, rather attractive bit of panto mime, which 6he frequently em ploys, toying with Jier salad for a minute before speaking again, ' r ''Now., the next thing is what train can I get? That afternoon train reaches New. York too late for me to make connections for Haver ford, except with an evening train. j I don't want to get into the town at I night, for it's nothing but a hamlet. But I do wapf to be here tomorrow I morning.. 'I wonder if there's any I train fronj Rhinebeck across the ferry from Kingston that would et c me to .New- York earlier.'' ; "Thers is.'?.On: of the stranger guests spoke decidedly. "But you'd . have to. leave here in half an hour in order to make it by motor at the w : average pace.'' ; .- " "I wonder," she Jopked across at Djcky. "Don't yov want to be real i sweet to me,' DtckyTbird, and motor me down to Rhinebeck? . It's a gior- knjs day; and you oueht to be glad I to do it just to. be rid pf me," , "Nothing would please me . bet 5 ter," Dicky returned promptly, "but I've piade. an appointment to meet a man and see abou. a bit ot property t;p here that I've got my eye on. But me wife is a chauffeur pf repute, and me car is, as you know, a ,wqn dcr. I fey thern both at your feet." There was but one thinsr for me to say, and I said it promptly, with as c much enthusiasm as I could muster: J "If I'll do, Bess, I'd be delighted, J T simply must get a motor hat to wear home mine is too dilapidated t for words and Kingston has some f very, good shops. Lillian, did'nt I hear yoa say you had some shop t ping to do before you go home? Can't you come, too?" Hill able to go on duing something worthy. A man js never' a "down and out er" until he consul r himxlf as such. Many tf the, ; failures of today might be' in tty ciretimotancct if some frit tid hud eri lvn words of rncour.igrnicnt and -cxpi ted faith fn tliein. . ' You may not be able to give finan cial aid to the man in hard, luck but you certainly, .coud give hiin the benefit of cfieerful and comfort ng words, nut words of , p1i but mi- sniration. ' .. (Lo.)ciit, f.l, In(r'nttol ftUu MvrvU-i, lnr l Return From Kemper. ' The boys from Kemper Military Safe T Milk For Infants 4k Invalid! NO COOKINa Tb "rood. Drink'? (or All Ages, Quick Lunch etHome,Office,ni4 Fountains. Ath for HORLICKS. ier Avoid Imitations & Substitute sridemy arrived Thursday morning for the holidays. Among those who have returned are Kirhard JUrt Young, ck Coigluer, Jamea C'orr, )r Stanley F. Devon, William j'ranci, Keynulds Farrell, ' William Connor, W. A. Coaglier and Marvin Ward, . We Invite Gmparison as to Quality on All of Oqr Chrbtmas Poultry Fancy Youug: Turkysr per lb. 55 I uam, per o, .......... . . . . . ...... ,.iv - --.Ducks. Der lb 32 ! Extra Fancy, Fresh. Dressed, Spring Chickens, per lb. . -301 ; IMPORTED MALA OA OXAPES-CASABA MELONS . ; FRESH MUSHROOMS TOMATOES CUCUMBERS Common Sense By J. J. MUNDY. The Encouraging Work. When a man whom you know is experiencing hard luck; when every th ng seems to be going against him; when his so-called friends have de serted and he feels alone and dis graced, do you go to him and try to make him forget some of his sorrow? You might do a lot of good by telling snch a man some of the good things he has donesome of the worthy achievements he has -to his credit. : If he has done you a favor some time, tell him about it, and offer to repay it with a liberal interest. One of the hardest blows to a man who is down and out, is the thought ' .hit .11 ihr onaA hr hi i done has ; been forgotten, and that those to whom he nas done a gooa turn no ' Inr.rf r.mmlt.r Wtm. The man who ia discouraged and nas ln tajtn ana connoence in nira self feted someth g to bring back - h!s pi ide and a conviction that he is Superior , quality-? to make ' all baked things better! j Cordon & pillworth'a ; Qranga Ittrmalade, per ir .,,...33 Old Monk Olives, tall jars, or . large Queen Olives, J Jar Wright's Mayonnaise' and Thou sand Island Dressing, . large eUe. ? Jars (or t-W) SunnysL'o Fruit Salad, 'No. 2 cans, t;er can 33 Extra Fancy. Small ' Sifted Peas, regular 35c grade, 3 fans. 87 Cordon ft Dillworth's Mince Meat, made In the "od faahlnned way," per lb, , ,.,53 Cordon ft Pillworth'a Plum Pud ding, per 3-lb- can ,...9(1.13 Per JH-lb, can ....... S1.33 Alchelleu Boiled Cider, per bottle ... G3d Gold Medal Flour, per 2Mb. eack 81J52 Crca Brand Jmportad French Mushrooms and Candled Glared Fruits. Fresh Coooanuts, S for S5d faney Thin Skinned FlorMa Orapefrult,. for ,,,,,,,,450 . Snow Wllte Cauliflower, , each 254 Very Best Crpiery Putter, per Jb ,.. 444 i fqi ported Society Rocquefort Cheese, per lb. ...,.,,91.28 finpmted Holland EDAM ' CHEESE, each ....., $3.69 Extra Fancy . Imported Table ' Cluster Raisins, - per 6-1 b. box 92.25 Fancy Orchard Run Jonathan Apples, per bos' ......83.15 Extra Fancy Selected Jonathan Apples, per bos ,.,,.,.83.75 . Fancy Navel Oranges, small site, sweet and fucy, doz 25J SUNSHINE SUQAIt WAFERS Multl'i ft Veronlqnes, 9 PM. , 3SDC Pkrfettoei ft Clover Leaves, I pkgs. for ,2C AU 25c pkgs.', 3 for 684 Cranberry Tart. tev a quart ot cranberries with a cup of sugar and half a cup nf water. Kub through a sieve and poirr into a l ie tut lined with pixry. Hake for JO minutes, cool and spread with a meringue made of the ivlu'te of three ckks beaten to stiff frotli and sweetened with three tablespoons of powdered nwar. It nwv be cov ered with croktlurj of pastry if de sired, instead of the meringue, Figures show that JO.000 women paid an inromr ins in Maryland fr IVJO, an increase from the last cU ficial report in IVIa of UK) pet cent. :f. Ve positively elairo that M. J. B. Coffee Is the most economical bl eoffop that there is. It rtqnlrps so much less than any other brand, a " Try ft and -convince yourself. ' "The qnnllty coffee of America," f, Faoked in cans that do keep contents fresh. Cheap coffee Is false f ' ecenomyi Per pound can ........ , .50d t . ." Sve carry a complete line of Johnston's liox Chowilates, Get onr 17 prices before having. Also complete line of fresh Xmas candies of S.;ll kinds. - ' r -v ' ' ' '"' " -',- - - fi . An early order on Friday is your gnarantee of real SERT1CE. The Hlfbeat GrU Uaroal tgt Ngotfles f spfghatti an4 I! . , . M f D 1 . W Phone ' AT lantic 4603 Free Delivek'ir on Onlera of e. op Over , 1814-16 Farnajn Street Open Till a p M fL&il Qrderu Pilled .pjiiaha's Greats jr::8t-Big Christmas Specials . , Saturday I yonr lant nhopplna Hay. Tliie erowd that will aaavrer theae -. " . (fhenomenol valpea will ' be Immense, Shoy la the forenoon the aeleetloaa , v will fee far better and the hopln naeh More leaaant, All Foo4 Center poultry is secured direct from the farms and fresh dressed. Avoid cold storage poultry by coming here. Choice Fresh Dry Picked Turkeys, per lk 1 .43 Fancy Fresh Dressed .tieese JC '23y2c Fancy Fresh Dressed Ducka fcf...:..;..:.....24c fanej Dressed Spring Chick. K!..........25c Steer Pi)t Jrtoast, lb 10 Prime Rib Kast, bongd and rolled,, lb ,Z'Vtt young.Veal Roast, lb. , '....I...,..,,,. .X4'4e , joyns veai istcan. id. " Young Veal Stew, lb. Genuine Spring Lamb Legs, lb. - Cudahy's Puritan Hams, half or whole.,,., Cudahy's Puritaa Bacon, half o-r-whoje,,,.. , Sugar curea tiacon.. 10. Fancy Selected Oysters, quart t ,75e Voung pig Porlf Roast, Jb. ...... ..;.. Small Leap Pig; PorK Loin, lb, .,......,,,.,.14H FraelJ Spare Ribe, lb, ............13Vie Small Lean Pig Pork Chops, lb. .Xiyit Fresh Pig Ham, halt or wt)0e ., imIV'C Fresh Pig Ham, eliced, lb ....2S Steer Round Steak, lb. .....17J4e Steer Shoulder steaK. 10 ,....,.,... Steer Porter omsb iSteak, id, Christmas Grocery Specials Compare 1921 Crop English Walnuts, Almonds, Bra- Faglish Soft Shell Budded gun Mai Seedless fiaisins, ails, Pecans and Filberts, mLted, lb. 25 ; f Walnuts, lb. ,40e per lp. ........... .l 1 lb. pkgs. Sun-SIaid Cluster Raisins. ...... ..33c 48-lb. sack Pillsbury Best Flpur . ........ ..3.g0 Extra Standard Sugar Corn, per dozen.. ....xl.gO h-ancv Early June Peas, per doen 1.70 Quart jars Old Monk ftueen OliKc 7S tT-,,11 K..ttlna -M Mnnk . Stuffed Olives 4 2-lb. can Libby's Apple Butter 2g 8-lb. iars Net Kamo Mince Meat i-J5JS -lb. sack tieoch's best flour ,..-91.73 Carnation pvaporated Milk, per can Q4 i2sQz.'jars Windmill Sweet Pieklea ,.,....,.,-45e COFFEE Start Christmas Day 'ight, drlnlt ei)f food Center peoii .Coffee for breakfast. 3 be. for., ,..,88 Breakfast Cup Coffee, 3 lbs. (Of ,,, , ,88? Premier Coffee, per lb. ...,93c . . We baaraatee Oar najk Coffeca National Biscuit Cor Macaroons, per lb. ...... 84 ' -. i ' ; ; ' ' . Cigars Just Inside the Door CIRARDS Just received, an Immense shipment direct from factory. These will b placed on sale Friday and Saturday" at the following Cut Prices: An Introduction' Offer on These Famous pigars 15c Straight Slz6,..,3Box of S0..,...f6.00 lie Straight Size, ...la1, Box of 25 f3.00 EiTIlA PECIAIy rOR CIPTS' 15c Straight Size, in bo of 1Q Cigars S1.10 HMO Sie, lO); pox of 50 , $5,00 llc Siza. 10c: box of 15 $2.50 18 Size. 3 for 25: box of BO 55-?9 10 Size, S for fc5e; box of SB ....... ...... .g. 15 Mozart Imperial, loc value. Jl; bex --S-i5 $1.44 El Paxo Ideals. 3 tor 60c 14; box . Prince Albert Smoking tooacco. iuu ip.. -Tuxedo, glass. Jar . .v.' George Washington Smoking Tobacco, Vi-lb...4S Camel, Spur. Lucky Strike CTgarettes. carton $1.75 anoKEus- supplies Wellington ripco. s , . v. - ki nltti AVSi CiVtVe-HoideV-isi-io-iiS Gillette Razors and pkg. or blades.. .....,.... Kew Gillette Razor, V value,' new. ff'S V. , lion value. now.....$!.Ol uem va V." rti 1 K La Bests, box of 2 Cigars -11.75 Meditation, lie value, lis): Of If lb Don Marvel, 10c value, box of ,..t.... ai.o Home Wade Thousand Isle Dressing, pt. 45 Per quart .85) Mayonnaise Dressing ..,,,....,.......35? Jer quart 65 Home Made Chili Sauce, quart ....... 45e Year C'tarlstniaa diaaer will not be ceapletc lta at ene ef tbeaa delicious cakea. TWO WONDERFUL HOLIDAY CAKES 0RTMA1T8 GESUlBE FRUIT .. CAKE ; :PEB LB 60c OHTMAN'S Turn FEU1TI CAK8, XACH. 80c X Meat Ceaslett Mae ef Breads, Rolls, Coffee r Cakea aad Caokiea Juicy Florida Grape Fult. 5 each ?or-.25 Extra Fancy Sunkist Oranges, dozen. ........ .48 Best Denver Pascal Celery, dozen... ........ ..70 We carry complete line of Fancy Baskets. Taste fully prepared at speeial Briccs. from $l.SO and up. Tor Christmas Holiday we have averythiBg In Fancy NuU and Vegetables. Country Roll Butter. dlrjt from farm, lb. at 88a Dantsli Pioneer Country Butter. !b. at 41) Fancy April Storage Egg9 pe- dszen 42tf f'hecked Pggs in carton. 33C Full Cream stantmotn Cheese, fancy make 30c Kox Nut, Gem 'ut Bd Ni'fo'a Oleomargarine, at .....24c Rogers' Candies Broken mixed ....... .25 Molasses Creams ..... 25 Ribbon Candy 2$ Buttercups 29 Candy Cones all prioea, Chocolate Vanilla Drops, at ,,.29tf BIG NEW BAR the hlgheat trad) Mcau-ord, 5pahatti, Egg Noodles and ther Macaroni ProducU. This Week's Winners in $2.00 in Trade Prizes - MBS. GEO. SCHULTZ 3819 Arbor St. AGNES KAGEL 4320 Maple St. H. f. FBAZIR 512 N. 25th St. W. A. EOOEM 4919 Capitol Ave. DAVE T&ACY 1924 Douglas St. EDWA LEAF 2543 Capitol Are. adada B4's True Economy to Trade at d 9 Our stock it complete and you can have your choice of a large aisortment of Turkeys, Bucks, Geese, Chickens 212No.l6thSU . 240$ Cuming St. 4903 So. 24th StT COMMAS 9AV Witt yL XsT POULTRY Prime . Beef Rib Roast 18c Choice Beef Chuck Roast . lie Fancy Small Pork Loins Special at 17c Choice Beef Pot Roast 9c Choice Boston Butts 14c Fancy Sugar Cured ' Breakfast Bacon 22c Our Poultry Specially Priced for Xmas FANCY DRY PICKED TURKEYS ..45c FANCY FRESH DRESSED GEESE. . . 1 . . .... . ,23c FANCY FRESH KILLED CHICKENS., ...24c ; FANCY FRESH DUCKS .................. . .24c BEST CREAMERY BUTTER... ..,:.. 40c SMOKED MEAT DEPT. Sugar Cured Regular Hams. . . . . . .20c Sugar Cured Skinned Hams. . ... . . . .20c Sugar Cured Strip Bacon -. . . . .... 17c Sugar Cured Picnic Hams, ........ 14c GENUINE SPRING LAMB Fancy Hindquarters ,...,..,,,..... ,22c Choicest Forequarters 15c Choicest Lamb Chops . . .... . . . . . .25c VEAL CUTS Choicest Veal Shoulder Roast . : . ... 14c Choicest Veal Chops . . . , . , . . . , , . . 20c Choicest Veal Legs, 4 pr wKble. ; . . . 20c PORK CUTS Fancy Small Fresh Hams. Small Lean Pork Chops . . . . . . Fresh Leaf Lard Fresh Spareribs . . . Fresh Neck Bones. 4 lbs. . . Fresh Pig Ears, 4 lbs. , , , . . . ....... . Pure Pork Sausage ............ . Strictly Fresh Oysters i r.-. . i . .20c ..18c ..10c . 12c , .25c ..25c ..20c . 60c BUTTERINE SPECIALS Eyergood Liberty Nut , . .21c 5 lbs. at. . . . ... ;;. . . V i ' $1 .00 Evergood Butterine :V. .Wv; . v5. r 23c 5-lb. carton at .... . .$1,10 .Mail Orders Given Prompt Attention i 7s HE merriest Christmas we haye ever had I May you enjoy all the gpod things of the seasori--good will good' gifts good food and plenty of Plum Pudding Ice Cream How gloriously delicious it is how well in keep-. ing with the spirit of the occasion 1 The dessert of all desserts Plum Pudding Ice Cream a joy ous climax to the greatest dinner you ever prepared. ; J Order $ome today. Sold by all dealers who have . Otie of oil SCE CMEAM i