lilt; HEKi OMAHA. MONDAY. OCTOBER 10. 1921.
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WISHES WERE HORSES
Drawn tor The Bee by Sidney Smith !
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CHAPTER VIII.
Seeking the Truth.
Mrs, LJybii(i wis (Jttrrnimed
know the truth about Mr. P. Dug.
the newcomer, mI it toon a he
had fully recovered from the rude
Mow that lVp.-ty l'otly BumMc
I re dealt her, the ct out (or Farmer
Href n' fcarikn and the potato patch.
For mimic time Mr. Ladyhun flew
laik and fjh above the potato
vine. It v4 not an easy mutter
to find o small a person as Mr. Uiir
in mi bin a ficM. But she discovered
him at Inst. And tdic wa somewhat
hurpiised co ae him still in hi tie
Kant yellow coat, with the blatk
strip;. For Mr. I adybng had ex
prcterl him to be hard at work, in
overalls.
To be sure. Mr. Du-r did appear
to be busy about something or ot .cr.
He was so busy ti.at be scarcely so
much as glanced at Mrs. Ladvhug
when klie tpoke to hi.u, munu;!:ni
"Good mornirgt" in ant.ft.-r to ber
Rreet ng, but not taking the trouble
to doff his cap.
"He's at wwrk, anyliciw," thouglit
Mrs. l.idybtitf. "He's helping
Farmer Green."
Then she alighted on the potato
vine where Mr. Uug was clinging'.
"Do you remember mcf" she
esked.
He shook his head. His mouth
seemed to be lull of something
Mrs. Ladybug wasn't sure what.
"Don't you recall speaking to rue
one time?" she persisted.
After sh allowing, he answered.
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More Truth Than Poetry
By JAMCS J MONTAGUE
Jack and Jill
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- "I don't remember,' he answered
"I can't say I do!"
"I'm the person that told you how
to get to this potato patch," Mrs.
Ladybug explained. "When you met
me in the orchard, on your way
from Colorado, you stopped and
as!;ed me to direct you to Farmer
Green's potato patch."
For a moment or two Mr. Bug
seemed puzzled especially when.
Mrs. Ladybug mcnt.'oped Colorado.
ISut by the time Mrs. Ladybug had
finished 'sneaking,, hp nodded.
"So I did!" he .exclaimed. "I had
forgotten all about that. Though
now that you speak of it, I do re
member meeting a very talkative
dame dressed in a polka dot. Pos
sibly I spoke to you about my set
tling in the potato patch for the
summer?" ;
"No I" said Mrs. Ladybug. "But
I thought I'd find you here. You
seemed in a great hurry ,to reach this
place."
"So I was!" said Mr. P. Bug. "And
I'm glad I came. This is the finest
potato patch in the whole valley
so I have been told.
"You must have seen a good many
others on your jonrncy from Colo
rado," Mrs. Ladybug ventured. "It's
a long way frcjm there to here, I sup
pose." .
"I suppose it is," Mr.. P. Bug mur
mured. Ffe seemed to be a bit im
patient, as if he were in haste to
return to his work and didn't care
to talk any longer.
"I suppose you were weeks on the
road," Jdrs. Ladybug went on. "Arc
you going back to Colorado after
you've '. finished . helping Farmer
Green with the potato crop?" .
"Colorado!" he blurted. "I don't
know where thaf place is. I've never
been there in my life." .
Copyright, il95I, by -Metropolitan Nen-s-.
paper Service.
I
NO JOB.
The dove, let loose in eastern skies
The dove of peace we mean
Discovers with a pained surprise
That all is not serene.
ThougJi pacts and truces have been signed,
And strife's been bid to cease,
The bird is much annoyed to find
That Turkey's swatting Greece.
Disgust upon his peevish face,
He hastens swiftly forth
To find out wlut is taking place
In regions to tje north.
A shell h's even flight disturbs, . : ",
He hears the rifles roar, --j', .
For the Albanians and Serbs ' a
Arc still employed in war. ,, V
He southward bends his feathered wing
And presently he hears
The bullets from macHne r;uns sing
Somewhere around Algiir s,
And sees Moroccans turnip pale
(Some feat, for folks so black)
WHe .Spaniard, camo-p? on their trail,
Move forward to attack.
A sad and disapnointed bird,
He only fl-es by night;
H's mourn1"-,' coos are r"ver heard,
Xo one observes his flight.
At this base world he gaoes aghast,
H's fondest hops destroyed.
,He has to give it up at last
And join the un'Tployed! " , . ',
Common Sense
V "
:
PROHIBITIVE -,'-'
' The best waj to prevent war would be to make it a pay-as-you-cnter
affair. . '
A BILLION-DOLLAR INVENTION N
We haven't heard of Mr. Marconi lately and we suspect he is working
on a scheme to transmit hootch by wireless. ';
NOT GENERALLY APPLICABLE
"Keep your feet on the ground," is good advice for everybody -except
aviators.
(Copyright, 1921. by The Bell Syndicate.
"Oh, dur." sighed J 11 after din
tier was done and the clock truck
seven.
"F.h," gi tinted Jack from the
newspaper's depths.
"1 was just thinking."
A long pause.
"What .ihout?"
"The Jjetson arc having a rary
toiii'ilu."
"Aw, it's just a dancing party.
They r'ake me sick," eaid Jack in
elegantly. "That's just it," said Jill mournfully.
"Uhats just it?
"Dancing."
Jack laid down bij paper. "Say,
what is all this stuff about dancing
'lately? I didn't know you were so,
I crazy about dancing.
"You know perfectly well I'm
I iust wild about it," answered his
j Jill-girl accusingly. "Why, when we
I were engaged, we were going to
dances all the time, and you liked it,
I too."
"That was a long time ago, said
Jack hazily, "and they don't dance
that way now-a-days."
"You silly thing, you," cried Jill.
"That was just a little over a year
ago, and you talk as if it was in the
icitrtecntli century.
"Bur I don't know how to
dm--?" he said.
"You could learn in one lesson,"
saii .I'll spirtedly. "Why, over at
the studio they teach you in one
lesson to do any one of those
dances."
"I'll bet they don't," said Jack
sus"Hously.
"Well, I dare you to go right over
there with me ton;ght and just sec."
He smiled 'over this. But be
went.
A young woman in dark serge
irvmnasium suit was assigned to
teach- Jack the fox-trot and Jill sat
i watching her Jack-man 'n the mazes
1 of the dance. The' instructor was
very cmcient ana aner 10 mmuics
of "sotiewhat painful work, she
tripped over to J;!l, leaving Jack
standing like an awkward boy in the
" rriOTOPLAYS. .
Inc.
Jewel, Flower, Color
Symbols for Today
By J. J. MUNDY.
Going It Alone.
Like thousands of others, you
have often said: '"If I can make
money for others I can make money
for myself."
i But could you?
In the first place, how wctild you
procure capital which, would make
your services valuable in the same
proportion that they are to your
employer
You might start in a smalt way,
but could you become a business-
getting competitor with such a smalf
production capacity?
Have juu. yourself, the business
sagacity and capacity to carry on
the manufacturing and selling ends
of a bus'ness?
If you do not possess these qual
ifications, you had better let well
enough alone and not lose your lit
tle savings.
Plan to increase your efforts for
your employer and eventually earn
an increase of salary.
Statistics prove that SO per cent
of new ventures are failures
It is better to go slower and sure
and not sail the unchartered seas
unless you are firmly convinced that
you are qualified.
Copyright, 1921. Inlernational Featur
Service, Inc.
Where It Started
. Thirteen at Table.
The superstition that it is unlucky
to sit 13 at table, and that the first
to leave will suffer evil consequences,
is said to have its origin in the Last
Supper, when our Lord and His dis
ciples made 13 at the table Judas
was the first to leave the table, hence
the belief in the fate of the first to
denart ' '.-
Copyright," .1K1, TVhciltr Sj-nllcte Int. j
' By MILDRED MARSHALL.
A pretty combination is, formed by
today's talismanic and natal gems
the crystal and the aspphire.
The former is a symbol of beauty
not physical beauty but loveliness
of the spirit. it is an appropriate
gem for those who are highly relig
ious. It should be worn by blondes
particularly.
The sapphire, on the other hand,
is more closely allied to the flesh.
It is believed to enhance a woman's
Ehysical beauty and to attract for
er great admiration. To own a
perfect sapphire one without flaw
is assurance of good luck.
Yellow, the sacred color of India,
is a fortunate hue to observe today.
To wear it is believed to bring great
happiness. . . -
(Copyright, 1921, 'hoe!er Syndicate, Inc.)
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middle of the floor.
"llc't all right now." smiled the
ifut-tirior. "Yon try it with him.
I'll have them play tor you."
And Ja'k rcallv did sple-didly. He
paid his fee and promised to come
aga'n.
"We'll nave ti hurry home," he
snid as he took Jill's arm and guid
ed her toward their street.
"Whv goodiirs.1, futiuv, it's only
9 o'clock.'
"Hut we've yit to drey, haven't
we?"
"Drebs?"
"Of course, can't gu in these
clothes. I'm going to wear my eve
ning sturl and you get into that
new dress
"Frock!" she interrupted, squeez
ing his arm in reproof.
"Frock," lie corrected himself
"and we'll get there by 10 o'clock.
That's really carlv ror a party."
"But, darling,"' she pleaded,
"where are we going."-
"Why, to the Jackson's party, of
course; what do you think I've
learned this new dance for?"
And he saw the flash of his Jill
girl's smile unaer the electric lamp
on the corner as they t'trned. into
thc:r street almost on a run.
(Copyright, 10?1. Thompson i'cature
e'ervtce.)
Parents' Problems
How can children best be taught
the difference between good ud bad
music?
liy bringing them into association
with the best music, and thereby
Miinulating at taste for the best. As
the love of the best grows, tiur chil l
will almost instinctively realize th."
difference, and show why it i unde
sirable merely to drum out ragtinr!
tunes. It can be shown, for r. ample,
that genuine skill in the production
of music is acquired through the
playing of the best, and by hearing
In this as in other cases,
experience mu.st lead the way, there
trust
on.
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To form a trailer for velocipedes
U Political Meeting Called
"Caucuar
Tfii thofouglily AiiKiuaii woij,
meaning a secret conference or
Hireling of the leaden ft a polit
ical rty, is frequently encoun
tered in the leporis of the ictivi
ties ot congrrts or in connection
with the work earned on during tin
tune which immediately rreceJr
presidential elections. Moitovrr.
'caucus'' owes its origin t." cue ot
the earliest of American politicijn.
Henry Adams, ulu was prominent it'
t lie colonial political rndeo dining
the tatly part ot the ISih nntui.
Hems desirous of controlling cer
tain ofticcs and of srcuiing the ap
pointment of men who were friend(
ly to Ins interests, d.nna organin!
club compesed for the most paii
of sea captains, shipwrights an'l
other persons connected with mer
cantile interests Partly to conceal
the real nature of the club and part
ly because of the nautical atmof
phcre which surrounded it, the or
gairation was known as the "t'aulk
rr' club." Before long, rumors of
its activities brgan to leak cut and.
when favorable appointments weie
naned, people commenced to sry
'That was settled by the Caulk
ers." As time passed, the name of
the club took on a more phonetic
an inventor li?c patented an alfair l.-.pclhng and the new word caucus
niui iwu v.in.iip ertmuc aim i.auuiv- was enuieti.
bars. ' C'pyrlsjti. !2I. Vhlr ndlcot. Imv
AMI'DEMEN'Tl.
riioTori..Y.
This Is the
Chair
Do you believe
in circumstantial
evidence?
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Now and All Week
THOMAS
in
Peter B. Kyne's Saturday Evening
Post Story
"Cappy Bisks"
CLYDE COOK
in
"The Toreador
EGBERT VON ALSTINE
America's Popular Composer, Appearing
In Person
Rial to Symphony Players
Julius K. .Johnson at the Organ.
"There Is No Better Food
Than Fontenelle Food"
SO said an epicure who recently visited at Hotel
Fontenelle.
And hundreds of satisfied patrons who daily lunch
and dine in the Main Restaurant and the Indian Grill
Room heartily concur in this opinion.
A la carte and 40c and 50c plate luncheon combina
tions and the $1.75 evening dinner supreme in the
Main Restaurant, and the table d'hote 75c luncheon
and $1.25 dinner in the Indian Grill are all that can
be desired in the way of good food.
After the theater tonight The Indian Grill serves
popular priced supper dishes. Rainbow Melody
Makers, entertainers. NO COVER CHARGE.
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"SALVAGE"
And Have a Hundred Laughs With
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In His Latest
"The Fall Guy'.'
Brandeis Store
New Restaurants
Commencing
Monday, October 10th, 1921
We will serve for your accommodation in the CLUB GRILL (ex
clusively) at the Brandeis Restaurants the finest Table d'Hoto
Dinner in the city from 5:30 to 8:30 P. M.
Here are menus for your approval:
MENU, $1.25
Fresh Shrimp pocktail
" Celery
Consoihme Mikado
Mixer' Olives
Kroupnik f oiouaiso
Now and All Week
BUSTOft
Crabmeat en CoquiUe au Gratin
Braised Loin of Veal Boulangere
Larded Beef Tenderloin Brillat Savarin
Chateau Potatoes Wax Beans in Butter
Apple Pio Vanilla or Chocolate Ice Cream
Coffee Tea Milk
SPECIAL
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STEAK DINNER
$1.50
Cup Consomme (Royal)
Sirloin Steak Minute With
French Fried Potatoes
Head Lettuce. Thousand Island
Dressing (
Apple Pie
Vanilla or Chocolate Ice Cream
Coffee
Chicken dinner
$1.50
Cup Consomme Madelienne
Fried Spring Chicken, Country
Style
Cream Gravy
Candied Sweet Potatoes
Corn Fritters
Heart of Lettice. Thousand
Island Dressing
Apple Pie
Vanilla or Cb-c!ate Ice Cream
Coffee
A0S Ohe Heir
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Tonight 7 and a O'clock
"PLAYTHING
OF
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(All Star Cast)
DO NOT OVERLOOK OUR BUSPTSS MF.N'S LUNCHEON IN THE CLUB
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INCOMPARABLE IN THE CITY.
WE AIM TO PLEASE YOU.
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