THE BEE: OMAHA, SSUKDAV, AUGUST 28. ft n . . i i I i . 1 1 Flopped in Lunnon: Laughs at British for Being So Obtuse If you wrre a performer and the audience refused to treat you se liously, what would you do? Leave the stajje disheartened and embittered? No, indeed. Merely burlesque your former act and make the audience think you are a comedian. Try it and you'll have money in the bank. That was the experience of Her bert Williams of Williams and Wol fus. at the Orpheum this week. "This is how it happened," said Williams. "I was an orchestra lead er Mvpr lind hpti rtn the stnep. I v.as sent to MartinsburR, W, Va., to play tne piano in a mile tneaier. Mv wife was a telephone operator. We met, fell in love and were mar ried. Three months later we decided to go ci the stage. I intended to do trick piano playing, while she was to sing. It was a very artistic act or would have been oh, "very, very artistic. What it was, I don't know, unless my personal appear ance, but, at any rate, audiences re fused to take us seriously and thought it a comedy act. So we turned it into a comedy act and we've been doing it that way ever since. "Yes, we've been successful, but they didn't 'get us' in England. There they insisted on thinking that we meant it seriously and that I was really an amateur. You know, on my first entrance, the lights arc turned out. Guess the audience in London on my first appearance thought it was by the management. One voice yelled out of the dark ness, 'Serves 'im right.' I was to have stayed six weeks. I stayed one and was sent up to Sheffield, Glas gow and other "cities' Williams delights in telling of his English visit when the British pub lic didn't understand his comedy. He is the most untheatric appear ing artist in vaudeville. If you passed him on the street you never would associate him with the the ater. Yon might think him a busy salesman, but hardly a vaudevillcan. He makes tip little for the stage, save to whiten his face and comedy lies in the gravity with which he goes about his work. y Caruso's Funeral The Moon theater this week has a special feature in the first motion pictures to be shown of Caruso's fu neral at the Royal church, of San Francisco di Paolo, with, funeral rites by the special order of the king of Italy. Nearly every nation joined in the tribute to the world's greatest singer1' while enormous throngs blocked the road. AtneTUmiem What Theaters Offer Ttxz Qutea "Wins f v- ,, h J& I V . ; Clara " ' Iff ' A V liPJUP TO NUTS," surdity, Il to be 1 lami and Wolfus, a laughable, ab- presented oy Will- as one or tne stew Inr acta for this, the second week of the Orpheum aeason. Tempest and Sunshine, who are once more appearing together In vaudeville, will be tha other headlines Hugh Herbert, actor, author and pro ducer, la to appear lit his latest one-act comedy, "Mind Tour ' Own Business." "For Just a Few Moments Only," Is the title of the aklt to ba presented by Clara Harry, with the support of Orvllle Whlt ledge. The comedienne Is the daughter of the well-remembered Billy Barry. Larry foiner Is to present "An Intimate Song Revue." The well-known Illustrator, Edward Marshall, Is k.rwn on the- stage as "a chulkologlst." With remarkable celerity he displays his ability as a car toonist 'and sketcher. A novel gymaatic novelity called "On Time." Is to be con tributed by the Winton Brothers. They do a difficult routine of athletic tricks. Ni:w in every detail will be "A Whirl of Gayety," a new show sent to the Gayety to open that popular playhouse for the season next Saturday matlnre. Broad comedy that keeps the spectators convulsed with laughter with scenes and situations that are made more than ordinarily enjoyable on account of their originality, will predominate. Mlckv Markwood, long time favorite as a comedian, has been provided with the bulk of the comedy and his mannerisms will be agreeably remembered. Hazel Green and hrr Beau Brummels. have been given Im portant parts and their Syncopated Musi cal specialty Is Introduced as though part of the narrative. Nadine Orey, creative dancer, has been brought forward more conspicuously. In support will be Art Tackman, Leon Devoe, Elsie Smith, Billy McOarry, the Duley Twins and the Danc ing Chorus of twenty beautiful models, who will help to make "A Whirl of Gay ety," one of the best of Gayety shows. rlE JEAN OOUDON PLAYER! are So present as the stellar act of the Hal press show opening today, "A High land Romance," a comedy Scotch playlet full of singing, dancing and musical spe cialties. An act which promises much in the way of entertainment Is offered by Akin, Ambrose and Loomls, who are to present popular songs, comedy and rag time numbers with an occasional ballad. One of the Important attractions will be offered by Williams and Culver, who in troduce In their number, comedy singing and smart comedy patter. ma Qttttee (EMPR?S More Stage Boys Join Coffee-and-Doughnut Colony Among the new "faces" that soon will be flashed on the screen are those owned by Joe Moore, brother of Matt, Tom and Owen Moore; Gertrude Olmstcad and Mary Fliil bin, winners of recent eastern beauty and popularity contests; Jack Stan ley, late of New York revue forces, and Wary Savage, a musical comedy star, who has the distinction of being a great New York favorite. 4 P..M.-10:15 P. M. "DAREDEVIL" BABCOCK "Looping the Death Loop" Thursday Friday Saturday M. W. A. 3-Day Outing ELGIN CAR FREE! ?nrHEATRE . FOUR DAYS STARTING CJTBT A NEXT SUNDAY MAT. Otl ! TT fill Seats Thursday SOc, 75c and $1.00 Big Circus Day In Omaha CIRCUS COMING Monday, Sept. 5 CirVus Ground at 20th and Paul 3Xa.viotz Sktzshitze WEEK. BEG. SUNDAY, AUGUST 28 Matinee Every Day 2:15 Every Night 8:15 WILLIAMS & WOLFUS Present "Soup to Nuts" A Ruf-fined Comedy In Three Courses The Ineomoarable Sisters TEMPEST & SUNSHINE Presentinf "A Broadway Boquet" . CLARA BARRY Supported By ORVILLE WHITLEDGE " For Just a Few Moments Only" LARRY COMER Presents An Intimate Song Revua EDWARD MARHALL The Chalkologist Presenting; Pretty Pictures and Comic Caricatures WINTON BROTHERS Present "ON TIME" HUGH HERBERT la "Mind Your Own Buiinei" A One Act Comedy TOPICS OF THE DAY AESOP'S FABLES i PATHE WEEKLY Matinee ISc to 80c; some at 75c! $t Sat. and Sun. Niahts 15c to $18 somo $1.25 Saturday and Sunday. Patrons pay U. S. War Tax EMPRESS NEW SHOW TODAY JEAN CORDON PLAYERS in "A Highland Romance" AKIN. AMBROSE A LOOM IS "The Gloom Chasers" WILLIAMS CULVER "Dispensers of Blues" TWO EDWARDS Presenting "The Hunters Dream" Photoplay Attraction "THE CONCERT" A Coldyn All Star Product An investment that pays big dividends Bee want ads. BASE BALL TODAY Doubleheader OMAHA vs. OKLAHOMA CITY First Came Called at 2 P. M. Box Seats on Sale at Barkalow Bros. EATTY'S Co-Operative Cafeterias We Appreciate Your Patronage. I 3 fco -Kir- . " WlTm UBIIED 1 Ti mm mm ADMISSION -ADULTS 75, CHILDREN 50t - DOORS OPEN AT I AND 7 P.M.-PERFORMANCES AT 2 AND 8 P.M. ONE TICKET ADMITS TO EVERYTHING THI COLOSSUS F ALL AMUSEMENTS r 1. 7,1,1b .I THERE WILL BE NO STREET PARADE Downtown Ticket Office Circus Day at Myers-Dillon Drug Store, 1609 Farnam St. Admission Tickets and Reserved Seats on Sale. Dancing to the catchy strains of a well-trained orchestra is one of the many delights of beautiful Manawa Park on these wonderful summer evenings. The Kriss orchestra plays in the comfortable lakeside pavilion at Manawa. The floor is perfect, the associations the be3t. Bathing Every evening crowds are splashing about in the big outdoor beach at Manawa'. The water is fine some say it is the best right now that it has ever been. Boating Rowboating, motoring all are a delight on these lovely summer evenings. Picnics This is the time of year for picnics. Has your office bunch or your family group picnicked at Manawa this summer? Other Attractions Rides, games, playgrounds; lakeside cafeteria with the very best food at reasonable prices. Park Closes Manawa Park will close on Monday night, Septem ber 5. The opportunity for good times is limited! Manawa Park (ADMISSION FREE) LAKEVOEW PARK TODAY AT 3 TONIGHT AT 8 DANCING Leonard Jacobs' Orchestra and a Galaxy of Other Attractions THURSDAY NITE ONLY SEPTEMBER 1 SCHOOL DAYS SCHOOL DAY FAVORS SONGS PRANKS SOUVENIRS Prizes (or best school inarm, prolessor, silly kid and other characters that make up the personnel of the school room. Sen mm on Who. Having Discarded His War -Time Cronies. . COSTand MR.INFLATION Will assume control of the lowered scale of prices at THE GAYETY For Burlesk's 13th Consecutive Season STARTING SAT. MAT. SEPT. 3 Opening "A rilllM AE lilVPTV" H Iflllllli vi tin I la Attraction Inaugurating a new epoch in tha realm, of Magnificent Musical Burlesk. MAT. DAILY-HEW SHOW EVERY SATURDAY! Box Office opens Thursday, August 31, at 10 A. M. .Season reservations may be mad. aanBMMBaaaaaalssilllBlBBBaBBl Ua ss - - 'I 1 Four Days Only jjl 0? One Week Starting Today Today Only mjamos Oliver Ojrwood) Jlr-r n r HE went on. a man-hunt from which he W'p s A I Mfiffi . might never return. At the end of the y. Si ' S CftA II trail he found his man and found him i m I I f guarding a golden-haired girl whose curls Nv - IB I fy Qf(& I made the golden snare. ilLr lis ' r'x I K NEW CURWOOD POWER! O QyTl 1 Y 0 J dGrS fS. j NEW CURWOOD ROMANCE! ' m i ''APKaKv Support by r::r i&mxmvjlw I Harrr Brad.r, Director A.LSO I Xgg I . j-'u.k. John.o-. . A Christie Comedy I JSelf Haisiiut Uproar of ' Furc I America . rrsmier urfanisi wilh Eddie Barry and Dorothy Devoe in III J " II I I "NOTHING LIKE IT" III 'II1 ' A