THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, AUGUST 25, 1921. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY THE BEE PUBLISHING COM r ANY NELSON B. UPDIKE. Publisher MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The ANorliUd Prut, of which The ll a nwmbrr. It -elull utl4 to the me for republlastlnn of sli nri diiratrbrt credited la tt or nnt oihtnnw cmlitwl In till piper, tail sl tlie lersl newt published herein. All rlsbts of repuoucstloB of our aixcul utilwtihM srs slu nstrted. The Omihs Boo 1t member at the Audit Bureau of Clrcil Utloas, the reoosaued sullioHlJ on circulation sudlts. BEE TELEPHONES PrtTilo Bronch Sidionto. Ask for AT Untie 1000 Uit Depertswnl or 1'onoa Wsnted. " Far Night Calls After 10 P. M. KdltoriU Department ... - AT Initio 1051 or 1041 OFFICES OF THE BEE Main Office: 17th and Ftmun Council Bluff! IS Scott 8k I louta 8ido tMS South Ulb Out-ef-Tew Offices I.M. Tilt tl Fifth At. I WethlDStnn 1311 O St. Cnleato Ills Wrlales Bldf. I Peru, sr.. 420 Bus Be Honor. The Bee's Platform 1. Now Union Passenger Station. 2. Continued improvement of th Ne braska Highways, including the pava mant of Main Thoroughfares leading into Omaha with a Brick Surface. 3. A short, lowrat Waterway from the Cera Belt to the Atlantic Ocean. 4. Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. What Went Wrong Up There? The greatest dirigible airship ever built is a wreck ill the Humber river, its final trial flight ending in a terrible disaster. Nearly all the crew who So proudly set out on the expedi tion that was to begin a new epoch in aerial navigation are dead, and the fate of. some of the party aboard is not yet known. Something went wrong while the great craft was soaring over the city of Hull, thousands watching its majestic flight in the air of the warm summer evening: These thousands viewed the spectacle of the huge body, breaking in two, rent by a terrific explosion, and then saw it settle to earth, a wreck. In time the details of the tragedy, so far as survivors can furnish them, will be known here. What caused the dreadful happening may not be discovered at all, for usually the secret of such 'affairs is hidden. Whether man-failure or machine-failure is to be blamed, the lesson will be conned to its ultimate possibility, that all it holds will be used in putting forward the science of aerial navigation. . Memory will turn back to the tragedy of Count Zeppelin's earliest attempt at flight over Lake Maggiore, when his craft collapsed, much as did the ZR-2. From that inauspicious and rather discouraging beginning the work has gone forward, until the Atlantic has been safely crossed, while regular schedules are maintained by dirigibles in commercial use over land and water route in Europe. The incident, therefore, does not contain anything to deter the pursuit of navigation of the air. Had the first fatal accident stopped the development of any of the methods by which the growing needs of man are served, we would yet be in a state of social darkness. Lives lost under such circumstances are not wasted, for they inspire their successors and show the way to greater conquests. Completer accounts of the affair than are at present available may explain what happened in the air at a time when all seemed to the watchers a serene prog ress of a momentous experiment. Waiting for these Americans will feel deep sorrow that any brave men-were lost, and hope for the early re covery of the injured ones, confident in the be lief that no blame attaches to the gallant sol diers and sailors of America and England who were aboard the ill-fated monster of the air. Italy Measures by the Dollar. In turning from the pound sterling to the dollar as a basis for measuring money values, the Italian government not only pays the United States a compliment that is appreciated, but does itself a really good turn. At the ex change rate on the day the decision was an r.ounced the ratio between metal . and paper inoncy in Italy was materially advanced, the value of 100 gold lira going up from 335 paper to 455, a jump of 120, or almost 30 per cent. As the government aloue benefits by this, the very good business judgment which supported the move will be understood. However, when the 'dollar is generally adopted as a standard, and the foreign rations begin to check the flow of paper money from their printing presses, an! approach to stabilized exchange will have been made, . The dollar does not fluctuate; the pound sterling does. Exchange rates that rest on the pound sterling are subject to more violent and uncontrollable variations than those resting on the dollar, for the reason that the pound itself goes up and down the scale in value. ' British money has been held within a reasonable range of fluctuation, because the government wisely refrained from undue inflation of paper circula tion. When industrial and political conditions have settled a little further, the pound will begin to assume something like its old time stability, but the likelihood of its again becoming the absolute standard of value is remote, because the prestige and solidity of the American dollar are'too firmly fixed. Fifty Years in Postoffice. "Jim" Woodard he recognizes his name when he sees "James I. Woodard" in print, but he would not know it if any of his friends called him by that formal title is a slow-moving piece of mail. He was deposited in the Omaha postoffice on September 1, 1871, and he still is there. Ten postmasters have come and gone, millions of letters', hundreds of thou sands of tons of mail matter of all descriptions and kinds, have passed through the office to destination, Aand "Jim." continues to wave, just as he did fifty years ago. Only then he was a clerk, now and for many years he has been assistant postmaster. Long service of this sort is honorable, be cause it means duty well done; a capacity for big things as well as small; a wonderful quality of personal adaptability, that has enabled him to deal not only with the army of employes who have marched through the office in the years he has been there, but to keep abreast the growth and expansion of a plant that has expanded from the condition of a small old fashioned postoffice to that of one of the big. gest and best of modern institutions for hand- ling mail, doing a business each year that runs high into millions of dollars. An ordinary man could not do that, and that is why Omaha people are congratulating "Jim" Woodard on his approaching anniversary, and it also explains why his friends call him "Jim." At Peace With Germany. Formal signature and exchange of docu ments has taken place in Berlin and the treaty of peace between the United States and Ger many is now in form to present to the senate and the Reichstag for ratification. While the exact contents of the document have not yet been made public, it is said to consist merely of a compact of amity and cordial relations, and to provide for the usual interchange of diplo matic and consular representatives, with a restoration of commercial communications. Details concerning "the precise treatment of financial, commercial and economic issues" are held in abeyance for future negotiations. This will include claims against Germany growing out of the war. Those which accrued prior to our entrance into the war were in effect ad mitted by the imperial government, and natur ally will be binding on the present government with little dispute. Those arising since are largely subject to the Treaty of Versailles, the terms of which were included in the resolution declaring a state of war no longer to exist, and undoubtedly are recognized in the pact just signed. This assumption rests on the state ment that the members of the senate's foreign relations committee, to whom the president has communicated the text of the treaty, are quoted as expressing satisfaction with its terms. As the United States seeks no reparations or public indemnity, other than the cost of maintaining the guard force at Coblenz, and which item is already provided for, the main point to be settled is how, when and in what manner Germany will make payment. Tariff questions may involve' more discussion, al though it is reasonably certain the "most fa vored nation" principle will finally prevail. This Is the open door policy, and to it the United States is committed. While the treaty in effect merely recognizes a condition that exists, its formal signature will end some uncertainty. Swank the Penman. Uncle Sam has just lost one of his faithful servants, a man whose product was welcome by every recipient, and who, unknown himself, has been the means of gratifying more Amer ican citizens than any other, alive or dead. This was J. W. Swank, for more than half a cen tury the official expert penman of the Treasury department. Whenever anything required script for text, whether a treasury note, a bond, or an invitation or commission, to be engraved on steel or copper, it was Mr. Swank's deft hand that prepared the copy. He had the re markable gift of penmanship in a higher de gree than any of his contemporaries, and to the very end of his three-score years and sixteen guided the pen with no tremor of the hand, so that his last productions showed as clearly and distinctly as his early gems of chirography. Probably this will be rated as a small talent, but it was a useful one and was well employed for the service of the public. In the life of J. W. Swank, quietly spent in a pursuit where many knew of his handiwork while few had any idea of its source, he provides an example of modest excellence too seldom encountered, yet worthy of attention and even emulation. Eleven Million Tons of Hay. If the statements made at the hay dealers' convention in Chicago are to be relied upon, the country is short one rather sizeable stack of hay. It would occupy some space if piled up all in one place, for it is estimated at 11,000, 000 tons. At the farm price on July 1, this stack of hay would be worth $138,710,000, enough money to hold the attention of any farmer. Why is this so? Dealers say, and they are in position to know, that the farmers sim ply did not give the Usual care to the hay crop. To explain this, the fact is cited that the re turns received when the crop got to the market in some cases did not pay the freight charges. Under these conditions the farmer did not feel justified in expending the labor requisite to har vesting the hay crop. Hay business is not in high favor with railroad men, because of the bulky quality and light weight of the load. In the effort to establish some sort of a parity between dried grass and pig iron as to pound age, the freight tariff makers have set figures at such a point as is effective in keeping the hay largely out of the box cars. Perhaps a readjustment may be reached by which the hay makers, the hay buyers and the railroads may divide the price of hay on a basis that will en courage its production. At present the Ne braska farmer is not especially concerned, al though the dairymen who have to buy forage for their cows are wondering what the end will be. Not to say a word about the city dweller who buys milk from the dairyman. One hundred and seventy-five violators of traffic rules in a single day is a record that automobile owners should be ashamed of. It indicates too great disregard of public safety to be ignored. Lincolnites can pitch horseshoes on Sunday, another contribution to the liberties of the peo ple. This and "Brother Charlie's" muny coal yard ought to fill the cup of the Capitol City to overflowing. ' Judge Woodrough's admission with regard to being taken in by fake stock promoters merely shows him to be a little more frank and not more human than the rest of the community. A local mathematician and financier com bined has figured out that if the 1920 dollar was worth 100 cents, the 1921 dollar is worth 148, He ought to try buying something at this ratio. Chief Dempsey has no with to be listed as cruel, but we fear those policemen who have been ordered to park their cars at home when going on duty will at least think him severe. No mistaking the temper of Major Cres son's reply to the report of the house commit tee on the Bergdoll case. The Philadelphia mint is working overtime, but it is on coin, not shinplasters. Another thing the country can get along without is a railroad strike. Panama has "seen its duty and done it" Agenda for Conference. What Will Be Talked About at the Washington Meeting Means Much. (From the Boston Transcript.) In all the discussion of the conference of Washington little has yet been heard, on this side of the Atlantic at least, concerning that part of the agenda which will deal with the question of armaments. This is the more sur prising in view of the probability, a reasonable one as we think, that the other powers will ex pect the Washington government to submit the first proposition looking to an agreement to limit armaments. But before the secretary of state can formulate such a proposition he must know in general outline what the American people would be likely to approve. The best way to find that out is to develop through pub lic discussion the whole question of the agenda. This is more desirable in view of the apparent ignorance of the English pre mier regarding the American mind on interna tional relationships. Mr. Lloyd George in his latest address to Parliament and in earlier ut terances appears to labor under the hallucina tion that the verdict of November last was not the result of "a great and solemn referendum" but only a temporary American aberration due to partisan politics. He continues to talk about the possibility of an entangling alliance between the United States and Great Britain, with Japan as a third partner, the purpose of which would be to guarantee the peace of the world. In short he would apparently build a new super government around Article X of the covenant of the League of Nations and have an Anglo-Japanese-American alliance underwrite it. That might be a fine thing for the Anglo-Japanese al liance, but it would not square with the con science, it would not realize the aspirations and it would violate the very heart and soul of our traditional foreign policy. The American peo ple have repeatedly made it clear that they de sire no entangling alliances with any foreign power, and least of all with the British or Japanese empires. If they get it into their heads that the English premier is coming to the United States in quest of such a bargain his mission will be foredoomed to failure and the conference of Washington, instead of com manding the support of American opinion will from the very start excite American suspicion. In justice to President Harding and Secre tary Hughes it is only fair to point out that nothing that they have yet said gives ground for believing that they have the remotest idea of courting any partnership with the Anglo Japanese alliance. As long as that alliance stands it will be regarded and rightly, by the great body of the plain people of the United States, as aimed directly at them, and therefore as a menace to their national security. As long as that alliance stands it would be the supinest of follies for the United States to reduce its navy by a single unit or' its army by a single regiment. Indeed common prudence would seem to require that the dissolution of the Anglo-Japanese alliance should be the sine qua non of any general international understanding regarding the problems of the Far East and the Pacific. If England is bent upon maintaining that alliance, that is England's right. But the exercise of that right would make it wise for the United States to develop friendly relations with France, Italy and China, not to mention a regenerated and rejuvenated Russia that would at least go far to offset the constant danger of an Anglo-Japanese alliance. Assuming, however, for the sake of argu ment and every well wisher of the conference must make the assumption that the Anglo Japanese alliance will presently be dissolved, not only because it violates the covenant of the League of Nations to which both Great Britain and Japan are signatory, but because it stands in the way of any international agreement in regard to the Pacific, how far can. the Ameri can delegation go toward giving its consent to a limitation of armaments and be assured of the support of the American people? National armaments are of three general sorts: (1) Land fortifications; (2) navies; (3) all the elements that enter into the mobilization of national re sources for war. It is the land and sea forces of the world today that cost the most to main tain. If we begin with sea forces, the United States might well be willing to agree to limit its sea force to any size, to which Great Britain would agree to reduce its sea force, so that the two nations for the future would be equal on the sea. Such a concession, however, could only be made upon the condition that the Anglo Japanese alliance were dissolved and that Japan in turn undertook to limit her navy to half the size of the American navy, and China were per mitted to build a navy which would not exceed that of Japan. Satisfactory assurances from France and Italy not to upset this balance of power would naturally be also essential to such an agreement. Pending an agreement of this sort President Harding could not render to the world a time lier service, or one that would do more to in sure the success of the Washington conference than to let the world understand in diplomatic language the following outstanding fact: The United States will not undertake to lay up a single ship, or to cease to authorize new ships, or to slow up its building program, or to disarm a single soldier but will go forward as rapidly as its resources will permit to strengthen its national defense system, unless and until the other great powers come to terms and reduce those terms to a treaty which shall provide for a general limitation upon land and sea forces. The burden of future additions to our army and navy need not fall upon the American tax payers alone. It can be transferred at any time that the American people see fit to make the transfer to the shoulders of the Roveruments and people who owe the United States today ten billions over and above the interest al ready due on this amount. The fact that no part of this interest has yet been collected is in no small measure the result of the hope and belief Cherished by the people of this peace-loving, easy-going, altruistic nation that the great powers are at last willing to discuss the terms of an agreement to limit armaments to an ex tent and upon a basis that would not insult our national intelligence, much less jeopardize our national honor and interests. The sooner the air is cleared and the great powers of Europe and Asia are able to come face to face with the calm resolve of the people of the United States, who have no intention of being seduced or intimidated either into single handed disarmament or entangling alliances, the better will be the prospect for a successful meet ing at Washington and for a happy issue out of many present troubles. But the great powers will make a grievous blunder if they mistake the voice of Wall Street, the voice of pacifism, or the voice of hyphenism for the voice of the American people. ' They still believe that Wash ington told the truth when he said that "one of the most, effectual means of preserving peace is to be prepared for war." Until they find a means equally effective, one that will not en trap them in entangling alliances, they are pre pared to act upon the counsel of the Father of his Country, the cost of armaments to the con trary notwithstanding. A Defenseless World. Speaking of disarmament, Canada is setting a good example for the rest of the world. On August 1, her standing army is to be reduced from 4,000 to 3,600 officers and men. According to our militarists Canada is a de fenseless nation. Virtually it has no navy and no army, and Mother England is 4,000 miles away. Troop ships may no longer cross the ocean, the one-ton bombs dropped off the Virginia capes a few days ago settled that, and the great battleship has become as medieval as a knight's armor. The truth is that today the whole world is defenseless against the first nation which militarizes the air. Capper's Weekly. How to Keep Well By DR. W. A EVANS Question concerning hygiene, sanitation and prevention at disease, aubmittod to Dr. Evana by Isadora of The Bee, will be answered personally, subject to proper limitation, where a atamped addreesed envelope la enclosed. Dr Evans will not make diegnosla or prescribe for Individual diseases. Address letters in care ol The Bee. Copyright, 1921, by Dr. W. A. Evans FURTHER PERIL FROM FLIES. There are several reasons for a hleh fly standard. A fly-Infested town Is one with low sanitary standards. They do not properly disnose of stable manure, mey can brag all they please about, their carks. monuments, nnci pavea streets, but they are a dirty lot Just tne same. If any one will escape the clutches of the entertainment committee and snoop around the stables and alleys they will find that the boastful in habitants are mired down In stable manure and garbage. A fly-Infested residence means a dirty garbage can. unwrapped gar bage can, unwrapped garbage, or some very definite department from proper Htandards of cleanliness. Never mind about the fine parlor. What do the flies say? A tly-infested store means a dirty store. Flies breed in manure. They congregate where there is food. So much for the esthetic reasons for a high fly standard. Now for health reasons. A certain proportion of the ty phoid fever plague Is due to water, other parts to milk, other parts to vacations, and other parts to car riers. Files must bear their part of the blame. Were there no flies, neither milk, carriers, nor vacations would bring about so much typhoid. A certain part of the summer diarrhoeas of babies can be charged up to flies. Children's institutions, which screen out flies and put all soiled diapers Into covered, flyproof cans, have less than their share of summer diarrhoea. Dr. F. Jf. Itoot has shown that flies are capable of causing amoebic dysentery, a form of diarrhoea which affects grown people. The return of our soldiers and the Increased commerce of the last 20 years has caused amoebic coll to be widely scattered over the country. It may be that It has always been so, but whether that be true or not, we know that protozoa from human Intestines are being reported from all parts of the United States. Many of those so Infected never have been in any region where protozoa are supposed to abound. Root had flies feed on human stools Infested with protozoa and then examined the fly specks from them to discover how much time was required for protozoa to pass through a fly's alimentary canal and how long they persisted In the specks discharged after a fly had eaten them, and whether they were alive or not. Most people know that a fly eats an enormous volume of food com pared with Its weight and size, and this is because within a few minutes after it begins eating it begins pass ing fly specks composed in part of what has just been eaten. Root's experiment showed that the flies consumed large numbers of pro-1 tozoa. They began passing live ones in about an hour, xney continued to pass cyst forms for 16 to 80 hours. In the case of amoeba, which rauBe amoebic dysentery, the flies continued to pass them for 00 hours after eating. At the end of 16 hours one-half those eaten still were alive. A fly that has feasted on amoebic coll. if it fall into the water, soup, or milk within one week after its feast, is capable of infecting it with the diarrhoea organisms. This es tablishes the fly as a real menaro in spreading amoebic colitis and other diseases due to protozoa. It's Vasomotor Trouble. Mrs. Ti. A. H. writes: "I. Occasion ally while swimming during cool weather the circulation in the third, fourth, and fifth lingers of both hands will stop, accompanied by a pronounced tingling sensation and feeling of numbness and dead weight of the fingers mentioned. The nails turn blue and the flesh dead white. Strenuous slapping and rubbing will bring back the blood in the course of 20 minutes or leas. "2. Would this indicate that there might be danger of cramps while swimming in that condition? "3. Has poor circulation anything to do with it? "I am five feet six inches and weigh 115 pounds." REPLY. I think you are subject to a mild form of that vasomotor ilisturbance known as Raynaud's disease. 1. Probably not, though what we do not know about Raynaud's dis ease would fill a book. 2. What we do not know about poor circulation, whatever that is, would fill volume 2. Color of Eyes Changes. Mr. B. writes: "Please explain this: A child's eyes are dark brown from infancy to the 10th year, then a gradual change until the 13th year, when they appear to be very light blue or gray. " REPLY". I am sure you have stated a fact. You might also have said the child's eyes were first blue. Eye color is by no means unchangeable. It is a mix ture of pigments, and by laying down a little more of this or a little loss of that nature sometimes con verts a blondo into a brunette with in limits. French Doctors Praise It. M. G.. H. writes: "I recently have heard peptone recommended as a remedy for sick headaches. Will you kindly tell me whether it is good for that and how it can bo ob tained" REPLY. French physicians have written favorably of its use for two or three years back. It can be obtained at drug stores. It is given with an alkaline powder in capsules with meals. Business Men as Speakers. (From the Shoe and Leather Reporter.) A story is going the round of the Massachusetts newspapers to the ef fect that business men are forming classes in which to study the art of public speaking. The impelling force behind this movement is the necessity for a better understanding of business affairs by the people, especially in connection with state and national legislation. During many years business has been in articulate while politicians and the so-called learned professions have had access to the public ear. It Is becoming better understood that business men must get closer to the people so that they will not continue to be misunderstood. The best brains and ability have during many years been tempted to enter business pursuits because of the large rewards offered to those who succeed in commercial occupations. The industrial organizations have already done much towards develop ing the art of public speaking. In practically all mercantile lines there are men who can think on their feet and speak extemporaneously in a convincing and effective manner. The man who thoroughly under stands the subject he attempts to talk about should have little to fear About all he needs to learn is what may be termed the technique of public speaking. He must acquire the art of distinct enunciation, some thing about gestures and above all to marshal his facts In orderly and logical sequence. If manufacturers and merchants were to speak for themselves instead of hiding behind lawyers Who fre quently are unfamiliar with the sub ject under consideration a much bet ter impression would be made when business concerns are under discus sion, before legislative committees. A distinct advantage business men have in public speaking over politicians and lawyers is that the conduct of large affairs induces brevity. The business man soon learns to conserve his time, to get from premise to conclusion as the bee flies. The average citizen is weary of listening to orators who emit streams of words, who bellow and gesticulate, but do not instruct or convince. As demonstrating the fact that business men are better speakers than they realize one can recall many instances where big captains of industry have been suddenly called upon to speak and rose grandly to the occasion. Perhaps the greatest need is something to inspire con fidence in the ability to address an audience. A very little class work will do wonders in that direction. THE SPICE OF LIFE. !!Sla tne tra"le 'op arrest you?" t ,ic1'.." reP'iel Mr- ChuKsrlno. "Whon 1 coulcin t stop he arrested me for speed ing and when 1 finally stopped he a.r rested me for blocking the traffic." Washington Star. Mr. McNab (after having his lease read over to him.) I will not sign that. I navena' been able tae keep Ten Com mandments for a mansion In heaven, an' I'm no' guan tae taekle aboot a hundred for twa rooms in the high street:" London Opinion. Wife "Did you notice the chinchilla coat on the woman sitting In front of us this morning?" Husband "Er no. Afraid I was dos ing most of the time." Wife "Um. A lot of good the service did you." Chicago Tribune. Lady "Isn't it strange that some fish are flat, and yet so many aren't?" Boatman "Well mum, these "ere waters are so shallow that fishes is bound to grow flat else they'd get their backs sunburnt." London Passing Show. "What'll we do with tha ark now that the big trip is over?" inquired- .Taphet. "My son," replied Noah, "we've had trouble enough without starting In Imme diately on any shipping problem." Washington Star. "Tour honr," said the prosecuting st torney, "your bull pup has went and chawed up the court Bible." "Well," grumbled the court, "make the witness kins the pup; we can't ad journ court to get a new Bible." The Labor Clarion (London,. 7 ver Extension of Sentence. Beatrice, Neb., Aug. 20. To the Editor of The Bee: I see in the ac count of the capture of Horton and Slack the prediction of an extension of prison time to 10 years for at tempted escape. If this Is done isn't it a strange quality of justice that a non-essential for leaving should, for the simple cause that he attempts to get free without violence, be com pelled to stay two or three times his sentence, while a man who helps wreck a bank for J100.000 or so can be pardoned after a month's loss of liberty? Crime ought to be severely punished, but equalize it. J. L. SPALDING. About Foreign loans. Omaha, Aug. 23. To the Editor of The Bee: Your editorial defend ing the governor's effort to hold ex penditure below the extravagant es timates and appropriations is indeed commendable. , In our present de-flated-paylng power any sane person will appreciate saving in cost of gov ernment, as government cost is one of our chief ills. A very noticeable instance of living up to permitted spending was evidenced by the ac tion of the Wilson regime in con tinuing foreign loans six to eight months after the war ended, the pro ceeds of the Victory loan was loaned to foreign governments because a congressional resolution permitted such loans for prosecution of the war, but the continued loaning after the war was over simply relieved Uncle Sam of the cash necessary to finance himself in restoring rail roads, soldier bonus and Dther nec essary objects. The result is we are taxed to pay interest on the Vic tory notes and there is no more in come by way of interest cn the latest foreign loans than on the first loans made to prosecute war. Who will deny the fact that Uncle Sam would have the cash for these pur poses if Secretaries of the Treasury Glass and Huston had refused the foreign loans after the war was over? Foreign governments came in ahead of our own ex-service men, and no one can deny it. T. S. FENLON. Determining Careers From the San Francisco Chronicle. Hitherto we have been content to dump the human product of family life into the educational hopper and allow the individual items to adjust themselves into strata according to their relative weight and activity. The theory has been that special competence would have its special urge and the product as ground out would be a natural product, each element taking its place in the gen eral scheme of things, according to its fitness as determined by compe tition. If we correctly catch the drift of modern educational science, it is proposed to change all that. In place of the hurly-burly of struggle, competent psychologists are to be employed, presumably by the public, to test the little imps as they reach school age and determine in ad vance as to each, whether he or she is to be trained for a statesman, a seamstress, a merchant, a housewife, a cobbler or a schoolmarm or what ever the data thus assembled may indicate as his or her appropriate station in life. Obviously that should save a lot of wasted effort in train ing for a multimillianalr one whose appropriate place in society is that of a sewer builder. Surely the world do move and we move with it. At least we think we do, but how about the doctrine of relativity? Perhaps this is part of it. Anyhow it is hard to under stand. How, for examiple, are we to test out the testers? Two Foot Below 'Km, Now. Women's skirts are to come down to within six inches of the ground this fall. Inches, we said. Florida Times-Union " CENTER SHOTS. Reform songs have too many re frains. Norfolk Virglnlan-l'llot. It costs a girl $1 a have her hair bobbed. There are no cheaper cuts. Toledo Blade. Love at first sight usually ends with divorce at first slight. Asho vllle Times. Our interest in Europe continues to grow, though the principal re mains stationary. Nashville Ban ner. "Women want war," declares Con- gresswoman Robinson, les, as a rule, but now and then one prefers to remain single. Providence Tri bune. When the doughboy came home the boy look was gone; but he is still looking for the dough. Hart ford Times. The phone company might Issue a directory showing what wrong number to call to get the right one, . Harrisburg Tatrlot. Tft n man hlffl, 1i, lha nhservalnrv It looks as if normalcy has decided to tarry a while in oermuny oerore coming to this country. Richmond Tlnics-Dispatch, BUSINESS IS GOOD THANK YOU LV. 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All of this service is at the disposal of patrons who have boxes.'" ccc.ee 2t nil First Nationalaiffi NOTICE! There is no connection between the AMERICAN STATE BANK and the American Bank Building Company; against which a suit for a receiver was filed in Federal Court at Omaha on August 22. The American State Bank is not responsible for any of the acts or obligations of the American Bank Build ing Company or its officers and directors. THE AMERICAN STATE BANK is located at 18th and Farnam streets, Omaha; the American Bank Building Company's building project was lo cated at 19th and Farnam, Omaha, one block distant. No officer or director of the American B.ank Building Company is in any way connected with the AMERI CAN STATE BANK. The AMERICAN STATE BANK is organized under the banking laws of Nebraska, and its deposi tors are protected by the Depositors' Guarantee Fund of the State of Nebraska. D. W. GEISELMAN, President D. C. GEISELMAN, Cashier H. M. KROGH, Asst. Cashier In September Golf at Banff 5 Take a deep breath of Alpine oione then beat Colonel Bogey at Banff on a sporty mountain course. "Drink In" the gorgeous autumn colors which make the Canadian Pacific Rockies so wonderful in September. See also, lovely Lake Louise, reached by tha Canadian Pacific Railway Fur full particulars write, telephone or stnp at this office of the CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY Thos. J. Wall, Cenersl Agent 140 So. Clark Street, nesr Adams, Chicafo, Ilk Or consult your local Agent,