THE UEti: U1MAHA, SATURDAY, JULY 30, 1921. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY TUB BED PUBLISHING COM PANT NELSON B. UPDIKE. Publisher. MEMBUt OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ' Til AaMetataa: Fnt at walea Tilt Bm to a awmtwr. U tlufalt sautied I u see for rabllrstlce at til news dttpelchte radltW lo It or Ml eUttnrlH crwllud la tMe tDr. and ! the local am BdMtritMj kwotn. 411 niUU of publication of ouc peeisl ojumum tra ie merrea. BEE TELEPHONES AT Untie 1000 Print Brsnrk BnMnt. tit M lk DtewtaMot or rm Wanted, Pr Nliht Call AfUr 10 p. ra.1 Cdltorlal Department ATlaott 10J1 orricES of the bee 1041 CoueU Bluffs F Tork CalOMO Hub Offlt 17th eua Fsrasn 1 tooU m. i Bouta Sid. MM Sottk t4tk SL Out-of-Tawa Offlcesi ' SM FlfU At. I WMhlnfMo . 1111 .0 It Stater BM. pari. Ptuc. CO Sue St Honor The Bee 8 Platform 1. New Union Passenger Station. 2. Continued improvement of tho N braska Highway, including tho pave mailt of Main Thoroughfares leading into Omaha with n Brick Surface. 3. A abort, low-rat Waterway from tho Corn Bolt to tko Atlantic Ocoan. 4. Homo Rulo Ckartor for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. Square Deal Harding's Policy. President Harding Is introducing a new practice to world diplomats. He proposes to vhen the conference he has set under way con vene at Washington, everybody will start flat footed on scratch. There will be no preliminary conferences, no agreements or conventions, at least so far as the United States is concerned. By declining to take part in any "conversa tions" anticipatory of the assembling of the delegates, the president almost totally disarms the diplomats who are expected. It is possible, of course, that they may exchange views privately, but such a course would be highly impolitic, especially were developments such as might disclose the secret compacts, as hap pened at Paris. Disraeli laid down the maxim that "no man can be diplomatic on an empty stomach." He also made it a practice to sit with his back to the window, that he might study his opponent's face. In other words, if any advantage were to be had in the little game, he wanted it. Such has been the course of European diplomacy throughout its history. A1J the records of all the dynasties that have controlled that unhappy continent reck. with deception and duplicity of diplomatic intrigue, politely played by experts, each seeking advantage and none expecting to be bound by any compact or agreement longer than was necessary to initiate a. more profitable bargain with some other rival. Out of this game grew the "balance of power," this in turn leading to the great war. America's shirt-sleeve diplomacy has been a disturbing factor in Europe from the time our representatives first went abroad. It was dis concerting to the chancelleries, accustomed to deceit and double-dealing, to listen to down right proposals and to be required to stand by bargains. Wilson failed at Paris because he could not compete with the practiced political thimb!e-riggers.he encountered there. Harding has before him the example of his predecessor, and hopes to profit by his experience. What the outcome of the Washington conference may be is not so important as that it will be open and above board on part of the United States. Plenty of reason exists for thinking that Great Britain will also "come clean," and this justifies the hope that out of it is to be born a new world diplomacy, in, which self-interest will be made secondary to the good of all. When nations can realize that development of all is essential to the growth of any, and that none can permanently prosper at the ex pense of all the rest, the great ideal may be at tained. Peace for all and security for all are possible, but the square deal for all must come first. China and World Peace. China has as much at stake in the disarma ment conference as any other nation, but there must be some doubt as to which one of its two presidents will be represented in the Washing ton meetings. Just now Sun Yat Sen, a leader of socialistic tendencies, who was provisional president of all China after the revolution, is head of the southern government at Canton and is menacing the military chiefs who rule from Peking. This movement is no new thing, but has been powerful for months. John Dewey, who is now in the Orient, declares that the Can ton government is the most promising, being less corrupt and not under the domination of foreign influences. In the event of war with the United States, Japan's first act would be to seize control of northern China in order to be sure of food and other supplies. In the event of the renewal of the Anglo-Japanese alliance, Chinese are said to believe, Japan would take the north and England the south. There is no question but that a great game of international politics is being played in China. In linking up the prob lems of the Pacific with the discussion of dis armament President Harding may not only save China and maintain the open door, which gives all nations equal opportunities there, but eliminate a great menace to world peace. Less Cotton, More Corn, in Dixie. The Department of Agriculture announces an "unprecedented change" in the use of acreage in the south. Land heretofore devoted to cot ton and tobacco is now given over to the pro duction of wheat and corn, and on this is pred icated the astonishment of the experts at the capital. The change has been coming on grad ually for a number of years. Long ago south xern planters learned the economic folly of not raising enough food to live on, and before the war had listened to the preaching of those who advocated a variety of crops. Demand for cot ton and tobacco during the war swung the planters back to the old program, but the lesson was not forgotten, and, with the disastrous ex perience of 1920 to spur thera on, they have turned this year to the production of food. Cot ton and tobacco will remain the staple or lead ing yields there, but wheat, corn and hogs are coming in for special attention, Nebraska and Iowa will lose an easily accessible market be cause of this change, but a demand for the sur plus of the northern fields will exist, while the economic position of the south will be greatly strengthened by the new depcrture, and some change may follow in its political practices. A land that can feed itself has little to worry about. Tinkle, Tinkle, Little 'Phone. Among the casualties of civilization is dis tance. The obstacle of space and isolation has been obliterated by modern science. A party of explorers is climbing Mount Everest, the world's highest peak, yet from the heart of this Asiatic wilderness electricity enables them to inform the world of their progress. A ship at sea has an accident in which a sailor is killed and no one aboard knows the burial service; it is secured by wireless from a liner far away. Not long ago the remarkable story was told of a ship's doctor who was guided in performing a delicate opera tion which saved a man's life by instructions sent by wireless telephone by a great surgeon on land. Army aviators, equipped with wireless telephone sets, now carry on conversations from their planes with a radio station SO miles away. By this means and by radio telegraphy they are able to steer a straight course among the clouds and through the night. News also comes that the police automobiles in a California city have been equipped with wire less telephones, and that through these instru ments the officers send reports as easily as if they were ringing up from a call box on the stteet corner. There is also a plan on which the government is working to adapt the radio phone to communicating market reports instan taneously to farmers. It is evident that the in vention is catching hold and will be found videly useful. As far as public knowledge goes, how ever, this system will be worse in one way than a party line. Anyone with a receiving set may listen in on every conversation and what would happen if all should want to talk at oncer" Nb doubt some variation of tuning the instruments so that everyone's telephone will not ring every time a personal call goes out will be devised. but it docs seem that even with this system privacy could not be assured. Fixing the Surgeon's Fees. Johns Hopkins has led off in a movement that has had much preliminary discussion, but to which the vitality of action has not yet been given. Une thousand dollars is hxed as a maxi mum fee to be charged by a surgeon for any operation, no matter how wealthy the patient may be, while $35 per week is suggested as a reasonable charge for attention after the opera tion. This is striking at a custom that is at once an evil and a necessary element in the practice of the healing art. A practitioner is entitled, to reward for. his skill and knowledge. He spends years in pa tient study, research and training to fit him self to do the things that will lessen human suffering and prolong human life. He has at all times given freely of his knowledge to the world; whatever of discovery he has made is immediately made available to all. Keenest of all critics of the profession are among those who follow it. These men and women surely deserve well of the world,, and none who give thought to the matter begrudge them the pros perity that ttends their efforts. The value of human life is not gauged by dollars and cents when the operating table is prepared. A real surgeon works as skillfully over a pauper as he does over a plutocrat. Yet, the latter can pay, and who will say it is not proper that his fee should also contain some thing of compensation for the attention given the indigent? It may be that Johns Hopkins authorities have gone a little beyond the scope of their reasonable control in fixing a maximum for what is customarily a point to be settled between the parties most immediately con cerned. When other great hospitals fall into line, the issue may be considered .is fairly joined- Watching the Trackless Trolley. Trackless trolley cars are now being tried out in Richmond, Va., and if the experiment results successfully the present style of street railway transportation may within a few years be discarded. Officials of the Baltimore street car system recently inspected the new system in the Virginia capital, with an eye to adopting it as a solution of the traffic problem in the ter ritory where bus lines have been springing up. Detroit, also, which has a municipal system, is interestedly watching developments. The trackless trolley cafs resemble light street cars of the present sort except that they have rubber tired wheels and easy springs. A trolley wire is strung above a street much' as now, but there are no rails, greatly to the re duction of expenses for roadbed. It now costs about $60,000 a mile to lay tracks. The cost of operation for a trackless trolley is said to be about 17 cents a mile, as compared to 27 to 30 cents a mile for a motor bus. ' In Minneapolis the street cars carry a sign warning tne public that street cars can t dodge," but no such restriction applies to the trackless trolley, which can drive anywhere in the street and can not be blocked by a stalled truck or dead engine on the track. To load or unload passengers the car swings in to the curb, thus lessening street perils. The innova tion seems to have many advantages, and if this impression is borne out by examination, cheaper car fares ought to result. Only such a possibility would warrant its adoption. Jeanette Rankin, formerly a member of con gress, is advocating the maternity benefit bill, but Congresswoman Alice Robertson has spoken against it before the committee of the house. "Dangerous class legislation, separating women from men," she calls it. "Daddies ought to take care of their babies and wives," she opined, "and if they did not, they are brutes of men and it would take more than the children's bureau to handle them." What these sentiments have to do with the assurance of proper medical attention for women who do not now receive it is not apparent. A debate between Jeanette and Alice- would be Interesting. Marconi has now invented a method of wire less by which atmospheric disturbances are rendered powerless to interfere with transmis sion. The breakdown of radio service through such causes has been its greatest handicap. If it is now overcome, telegraph and cable com panies maywih they had sold out to the gov ernments while their wires still were necessary. A Canadian farmer has been made prime min ister of Alberta, another instance of the fact that if the farmers don't get what they want from the government they will simply vote themselves into office and take it. Lake-to-Ocean Waterway Meant and Methods for Getting Great Project Under Headway. This Is the eighth and concluding article of the series published by Tho Uee relative to the Lakes to Ocean waterway project. By VICTOR B. SMITH. If one is convinced of the practicability and desirability of developing the St. Lawrence river as a shipping highway from the Great Lakes to the ocean and as a source of hydro electric power, the question of interest is: What steps must be taken to accomplish such a result? As the situation stands today the ground has been plowed, but the seed has not yet been sown; preliminary surveys have been made and public interest has been attracted to a consider able degree, but the order to go ahead has not been given. The St. Lawrence river, for some distance below Lake Ontario, is the boundary line be tween the United States and Canada. For a longer distance it lie's entirely in Canada. The rapids which furnish an obstacle to navigation, and at the same time afford the opportunity for power development, lie partly in the interna tional section and partly in the Canadian sec tion. By treaty signed in 1909, the whole chan nel is under the control of the International Joint commission, composed of representatives of the United States and Canada in equal num bers. First official action on the St. Lawrence project was taken in March, 1919, when the river and harbor act passed by congress con tained an item requesting the International Joint commission to investigate the matter and report to the two governments. That investiga tion has been made. The engineering survey was directed by Col. W. P. Wooten of the United States army engineers and W. A. Bow den of the engineering staff of the Dominion of Canada. Roy S. MacElwee and Alfred H. Ritter reported on the economic problems in volved. The International Joint commission now is reviewing these reports and is expected to make its recommendation to the respective govern ments within three months. Assuming that this is favorable and no doubt is expressed but that it will be the next step is winning the assent of the two governments and mapping out a method of procedure. Two courses are open. I he American secre tary of state and the British foreign office may negotiate a treaty which, when approved by the American senate, will set up the machinery for carrying out the project. Or the American con gress may pass legislation outlining the pro gram, to be effective only in case Canada enacts identical legislation. -Whichever plan is to be followed, the settle ment will rest undoubtedly with public senti ment. Will the people tell their congressmen that they want this done? Fifteen western states have organized volun tarily to support the project Ohio, Michigan, Iowa, .North Dakota, Montana, Indiana, Wis consin, Nebraska, bouth Dakota, Wyoming, Illinois. Minnesota, Missouri. Colorado, Idaho. Of these, Michigan, Wisconsin and Minnesota have commissions created by act of legislature to offer effective support. The last Nebraska legislature passed a resolution urging congres sional action. From away down in Louisiana there comes support. Louisiana has no direct interest, but that state remembers still the aid given by middle western states when it was endeavoring to open the Mississippi as an outlet to the Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic ocean. In return Louisiana, as represented by its United States senators and governor and its principal cham bers of commerce, is supporting the St. Law rence project. , There will be opposition. New England manufacturers are- swinging into line for the de velopment; they have been attracted by the promise of electric power. But New England, ports are opposed because of the prospective loss of commerce. Important interests in .mew York City likewise have indicated their oppo sition, for that city,, already grown so great as a transportation center that its congestion bur dens the entire nation, dislikes to have its monopolistic grip broken even a little bit. In Canada, Montreal occupies somewhat the same position. borne of the opposition may disappear. A number of very able men in the east have been converted to the movement. President Todd of the Bangor & Aroostook railroad, solely a New England institution, voiced their sentiment when he said: "What is good for the country is good for New-England and what is good for New England is good tor the railroads of New Eng land. We can not afford to be too selfish in this matter; we must look a bit beyond the end of our nose." In this connection a certain railroad presi dent told a story of his own activity. He feared that his directors, who represented New York banks, would not approve of his lending his name to the movement. He asked them. The answer came back: "We understand that New York is opposed. But we are national bankers. Uur interests are not limited to New York, lhe national interest is bigger than that of New York. Go ahead." The opposition, however, will not lie down. It will be active, well financed and well directed. The thing which will squelch it effectively and quickly is evidence of an overwhelming sentiment on the other side. It will take from six to eight years to build the dams, the canals, the electric power stations and the distribution lines. The quicker it is started, the sooner it will be done. The greater the support given now, the quicker the start. In the opinion of those who' have studied the situation, the Lakes-to-Ocean waterway means a tremendous saving of transportation costs to farmers and other producers of the middle west. Based on a -cut of from 8 to 10 cents a bushel in the cost of shipping grain to Liverpool which would "come back to the farmer in a higher price at the farm the saving amounts to over $400,000,000 a year, as estimated by Julius Barnes. If only half of that were actually achieved, the saving still is over $200,000,000. The whole cost of the project, at present prices of material and labor, is only $250,000,000. The development also means the eventual generation of 4,000,000-horsepower of hydro-electric energy, available to eastern manufacturing centers at less than half a cent per kilowatt-hour. That is the stake. It is a big stake. It is worth fighting for. Those who favor it should make their attitude known to their congress men. Those who do not favor it should investi gate it. It will bear investigation. The number of those who have been doubting Thomasas and who have been convinced is large, and growing every day. As the Pulpit Cools Down. A St. Louis pastor will preach next Sunday evening on "A Cool Breeze," with a bouquet frozen in ice on a pedestal at his side. How far we have departed from the "hell-fire and brim stone" sermons of the past. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. He Carries Hit Meals. Prices in dining cars are decreased on a number of railroads. This is a valuable reform, but it does not go far enough to satisfy the commuter, who does not remain on the train for luncheon. Washington Star. Did They Overreach' Woman complains that since women were enfranchised, men have begun to show lack of sympathy and consideration. Looks as though they are beginning to think that when they got equal rights they got left. Philadelphia Inquirer. Who's Yonr Angel? Any nation that thinks it can afford to take part in another war will arouse inquisitiveness as to how it suddenly became so indoendently wealthy. Washington Star. How to Keep Well By DR. W. A. EVANS Question concerning hygiene. tnita tlon and pravantloa of dtaeese, ub mitted to Or. Evan by ruder of Tho Bm, will anewered pronlljr, subject to proper limitation, where a stamped, addreattd envelop i en closed. Dr. Even will not make disgaosls or proscribe lor Individual diseaeea. Addroaa letter la car of The Bee. Copyright, 121. by Dr. W. A. Evan. ANOTHER DIFFICULT PROBLEM. Karely is my mail bag so light that it does not contain at least one letter on bed wetting. This is a model for the lot: "I am desperate. My child, 7 years old, wets the bed every night. I have had him to seven doctors and he is just as bad off as he was in the beginning. What can I do?" Change the age of the child and the number of physicians seen and you have a letter that comes to me by the thousands. I am afraid when they get through with me they have merely added another to their list of useless ap peals. As in the case of nail biting. I have been surprised at the number of appeals which come from adults who suffer from the affliction. In early Infancy the bladder is emptied when asleep or awake just on impulse. The process is psycho logical. As children get older they gradually acquire the ability to re strain this Impulse first when awake and later subconsciously when asleep. Thus we see that bed wetting is instinctive and natural. The reverse freedom from the habit Is arti ficial and unnatural, a power ac quired by an intellectual mastery which, in turn, is social in its origin. Some are unable to make the grade. The reasons are many. It is the multiplicity of the reasons, the scores of things, many of them trifling, which make it difficult to cure cases of bed wetting. That cause may be one of 20, most of which are removable, and there Is no way to tell which it is in a given case, except to try out each of the 20. In Clark's method of character training normal babies learn to get along without diapers by the time they are three months old. Babies trained by the Clark method are not apt to develop into bed wetting children. Dr. Hawke of Wlnfleld, Kan., says If a child still is a per sistent bed wetter at the end of the third year, treatment should be started. If the child is an idiot or an im becile, not much can be done. If he has epilepsy, chorea, habit spasm or night terrors, the case will prove difficult, but it may not be incurable. It is estimated that about 90 per cent of the bed wetters are neurotics. In fact, all adults, adolescents and children in the puberty period who bed wet are either mentally incom petent, badly neurotic or have some organic bladder weakness. But most neurotics are far from being untrainable. Among local con ditions responsible for bed wetting at times are phimosis, adherent pre puce, inflammation of the outer urinary organs, poorly developed bladder wall, stone in the bladder, intestinal parasites. Among other causes are faulty diet, especially one tco rich in sugar; diabetes, Bright's disease and enlarged tonsils. Prendagast cured 75 cases out of SO in a boys' orphanage by douch ing the spine with cold water and then giving a vigorous rubdown. The boys emptied their bladders and went to bed at once. Pisck employs a kind of bladder training. Several times a day the subjects are made to pass the urine on com mand. At the word "stop" they fle-j sist. This is done two or three times at each urination, or about 10 times a day in all. The subject keeps a monthly record of bed wetting and nonbed wetting nights and mails it to the doctor at the end of the month. Another method la to give no fluids after 4 p. m. The child passes his urine at 8 p. m. and goes to bed; At 10:30 p. m. the parents awakens the child "wide awake" and has him empty the bladder completely and then go back to bed. Nervous children are not al lowed to romp or play after 5 o'clock in the afternoon. Some children lack thyroid and are cured by taking that substance. How Family Tree Looks. T. T. T. writes: "1. Will you please tell me the difference between first and second cousins? "2. What relation would my cousin's baby be to me? Our moth ers are sisters. Fathers not related except by marriage. "a. Would there be any danger in marrying a man who had malaria? "4. Would It affect offspring?" REPL-T. 1. The children of first cousins are second cousins. 2. First cousins once removed. The baby's mother is your first cousin. 3 and 4. No. To Keep Down Fat. Margaret B. writes: "1. Are gra ham crackers fattening? "2. Kindly name some foods that are not fattening, as I am over weight and would like to keep down my weight. 1. Yes. 2. Meat, eggs, watery vegetables and fruits, fats of all kinds, soups. It is assumed that you cat in mod eration. Foods low in starch and sugar but rich in fats and protein can fatten if taken In excess. About Uremic Poisoning. Subscriber writes: "Please tell me what are the symptoms, cause and cure, if any, for uremic poison ing. REPLY. Among the outstanding symptom are coma and convulsions. Uremia develops because the kidneys stop work. The most frequent cause is acute Bright's disease. A patient wtih uremia should have prompt, active medical treatment. Russian Soviets Banish Circus. The circus is to be banished by the Russian government. The deepest thinkers in Russia, it would seem, are to be found in the clowns in the circus. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. ADVENTURE. If the luck change tomorrow, Our aun may be seen Purple, fantastic. In a wide eky of green; Or waves, flowing outward Away from the hore. May bring u no music To fear and adore. Our bodies may b broken A tones are In quarries. Our thoughts ground fin As grain In the mill. By the passing of hours, Since fate never tarries For the heat of the heart Or the flint ot the will. The day may he filled With Impossible thing Saint without haloes, at Angel without wings O my spirit, be ready For the hasard, the mirth Who can tell the peth Of the turning earth T -Marguerite Wilkinson la tb Forum. ox Blames the Girls. Omaha. July 25. To the Editor of Tho Bee: Last Saturday night at 11:30 three young girls of our city were walking home. As many young men asked them to sro lov-rldlng and it seems they went to Elkhorn. Think of it and it was midnight then. On the return trip at about one of the young women was killed when the car turned over at "Dead Man's" curve. Are the young people of today going entirely to the devil and can't they find enough amusement before midnight. What kind of tomniyrot was going on in that car when the driver did not slow down for this dangerous curve? The girls were to blame for con senting to go on such a trip at that hour of the night and the men are to be equally censured for extend ing such an invitation. Something has got to be done about this man and a young girl in an auto on a country-road-after-midnlght business or else we might as well cut virtue and chastity out of our language, becaune there won't be any such thing. There should be an iron-clad law passed with plenty of teeth in It to keep young girls off country roads and out of automobHes and in bed after mid nlpht. The girl who turns up her nose at this is courting dishonor and ruin and perhaps death. P. L. HARPER. Pleads for Trees. Omaha, July 27. To the Editor of The Bee: I am writing to pro test against the cutting down of the trees on South Forty-second street during the grading of the street. These treees are a landmark, much loved by the people living southwest of Hanscom park. They are a great addition to the beauty of the city and it seems inconsistent to teach the children to plant trees on Arbor day and then to destroy ruthlessly, this beautiful "Griffen's Grove." I trust the city officials will see their way clear not to cut these trees for the sake of a foot or two of added width to the street. This, aside. from the personal side of it. My grandfather planted those trees many years ago. He was one of this city's first pioneers, coming here in 1856, and was honored and loved by all, and this memorial of his useful life should be left alone. Trusting that this protest will be heeded and these beautiful trees not cut down. It. E. GRIFFEN, 3401 South Forty-second Street. German-Lutheran Schools. Omaha. July 2. To the Editor of The Bee: Kindly grant me a few lines in your valuable columns to correct the erroneous impression no doubt left with many of your readers concerning the German Lutheran schools, as the result of having read the statement of your correspondent, A. C. Rankin. The writer is a staunch supporter of the American- public school sys tem and hasn't been a member of any church for many years, but I am a graduate of a German-Lutheran parochial school and can and do emphatically deny the infer ence that these institutions are con ducted to promote German propa ganda. In my . school days fully half of our studies were executed in the English language and I have it on the best of authority that the studies in the English language pre dominate by far at the present time. Your correspondent evidently "jumped at conclusions," and many uninformed are under the same im pression, simply from the fact that the schools are conducted by Ger man-Lutheran congregations. Their educators are of the highest type. physically, mentally and morally and really spend much more time at strenuous preparatory work than what, is required for our public schools. Graduates of German parochial schools and colleges are to be found all over this broad land, many in highly responsible positions and in practically every sphere of endeavor. Thousands served in the war of the rebellion, in the Spanish-American war and many thousands more were repre sented among officer and enllnted men in the A. E. F. Would Nebras ka, the home of only a small frag ment of the great Lutheran body, attempt to legislate against as peaceful, thrifty and law-abiding an element of cttisens as any state can boast of. Your correspondent be trayed his Intolerance and incident ally his ignorance of the German Lutheran school system. II. A. RAVENS, Chicago. Ireland Again DiaiMwod Of. Omaha. July 27. To tho Editor of The Bee: I have Just read the article written by Rev. P. J. Judge and published in The Bee. Ireland has no more right to secede from England than had North Carolina to secede from the United States. De Valera and his fellow fanatics have been offered an Independent govern ment, and have refused. Their hand has been forced and their pur pose laid bare, and it leaves thrni floundering. The whole deal is about as raw and awkward as anything could well be. Admiral Sims stated the rase ex actly. He deserves the thanks of every true American. He should have had the commendation of his government Instead of the censure of Jelly-tlsh politicians. An Irishman who becomes at heart a real American makes a splendid fearless citizen. So does a German. But any emigrant who does not at heart sever his foreign allegiance and enter into the spirit of our institutions, and only uses America as a safe refuge to fill his pocket-book and radiate his foreign propaganda, is a danger and a menace and should be summarily dealt with. S. J. WOODRUFF, 3846 Hamilton Street. THE SPICE OF LIFE. Teacher And what was Nelsons fare well address? Bright Boy Heaven, ma'am. London Matt Johnny The camel can go eight days without water. Freddy So could I If ma would let me. Harper' Blur. "What would you suggest for our liter ary club to read?" asked Mrs. Flubdub. "A good cook book," responded her brutal husband. Kansas City Journal. "Is your husband a good provider, Dinah T" "Tessum, he's a good providah sli right, but I'se alius skeered dat nlggah's gwino r git caught at it." O. E. R. Bulletin. A Manchester grocer is advertising for a man to look after customers, partly outdoors and partly Indoors. We dread to think what will happen to him when the door slams. Punch. F. C. Comstock, tonsorlal artist and base ball magnate, has been washing the celling in his shop and finds the original color was white. The color will be re called by many of our older residents. Meshoppen Enterprise. i i. 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