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Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. War Clouds Over Europe. A real test for the League of Nations is now being prepared. On the eve of the second ses sion of the Assembly at Geneva the Silesian situation has taken on such form as promises renewal of the great war in Central Europe. Minimizing the seriousness of the situation will not aid in its settlement, nor does any phase it offers present hope of an adjustment not reached by force. France is hurrying troops to Upper Silesia in response to a request from, the commissioners for reinforcements, while the Poles under Korfanty and the Germans under Hoefer are strengthening their positions and preparing for a struggle. Red Russia is re ported to be preparing to attack Poland in the rear, a move that will involve the Balkan states, and thus the atage is set for a conflict that will further add to the confusion of the world. Primarily, the trouble traces back to the failure of the Paris conference to utterly dis cardthe old "balance of power" system for maintaining peace in Europe. England and France are to blame for this. When Poland was permitted to emerge from the obscurity of suppression, and set up again among the na tions of the world, the delimitation of its boun daries was accomplished at the expense of other submerged nations that' also were clamor ing for recognition. Among these were the Ukrainians, whose struggle against Russia had been persistent before the war, and with some success. Portions of the Ukraine were awarded to Poland, with little show of right; the rest was left to the mercy of the bolsheviki. Now the "reds" want it all, while the 3S.000.000 in habitants of Little Russia, as distinct in lan guage, customs, traditions and history as the Poles, ethnically recognized as a separate branch of the Slav race, are as insistent upon their right to govern themselves as any of the racial groups concerned in the new map of Europe attempted to be outlined at Paris. .Upper. Silesia was to have been left to a plebiscite decision, and the vote was taken. Neither the Poles nor the Germans are content to abide the outcome. This affords a pretext for the "rebellion" headed by Korfanty, and which the Germans under Hoefer are resisting as an invasion. Behind it all stands the figure of France, seeking to set up a powerful Poland to take the place of Russia in the "ring of steel" that is to enclose Germany v - Unless the League of Nations, the Entente, the Supreme Council, or some other agency, In tervenes with sufficient force to put down both the Polish "rebels" and the German "defenders," and to check the bolsheviki, all the work done at Paris so far as Central Europe is involved may be undone. As a matter of protection and service to the whole world, a great deal of it should be done over. Until the Ruthenians are accorded the same treatment as were the Poles, the Lithuanians, the Serbs,' the Bohemians, the Moravians and other race groups that were brought up from the darkness of suppression into which they had been thrust by Russia, Aus tria and Germany, justice will not have pre vailed. Ireland is holding attention of the world today with demands that are no better founded than those of the Ukraine. Conditions in Poland today afford the best possible justification for the United States in keeping out of the League of Nations. That is all the more reason why England and France, chief supporters of the league, as well as chief beneficiaries under the "balance of power" sys tem, should engage at once to restore peace by suppressing the row over Upper Silesia, with the Ukraine as the capital prize. through the contrast between the high temper ature suffered by those who did not go to church and the blessed absence of heat for those who did. Relief for Disabled Veterans. Passage of the Sweet bill without dissent in the senate signifies an earnest purpose on part of congress to end a condition that has been a national scandal. While the measure was amended, it is expected the house will quickly agree to the changes made, and that the presi dent may move without delay to the organiza tion of the bureau that is now to be under his direction. This should result in part-redemption of the promises made the soldiers when they entered the service, that they would be cared for to the extent of the nation's resources. In-, adequate provision for carrying out the pledges brought undue suffering to many men who are entitled to the tenderest care, and extreme dis appointment to others who seek to be restored to usefulness through the training Bfforded by the government schools. Under the Sweet bill all this will be remedied, and the United States will redeem its credit among those who wore its uniform. President Harding has on several occasions since entering his service as chief ex ecutive pledged himself to do-all within his power to relieve the situation and secure for the victims of the war the care and- help they de serve from the country. He may be relied upon to carry out to the fullest the pledges he has so made, and as he is to have the direction of the work under the new law, the boys may confidently expect a new deal. AH who suffer from injury or disease are entitled to the best treatment the American people can give them, and the president will see that such treatment is forthcoming. ' This is one victory on which the A. E. F. can congratulate itself at home, and its able-bodied members can rest now, feel ing secure that the "buddy" who is incapacitated for any reason incident to the war is not to be neglected. , What the "Air" Convention Means. Enthusiastic members of the Aero Club of Omaha have been working so quietly on their j plans for a big aero convention in Omaha next ; November that comparatively few people realize the magnitude of the undertaking. In some "respects, it is the most notable step taken in j Omaha in many years for the establishment of an annual entertainment and the centering here of a great industry. , f The Aero club proposes to hold in Omaha ,'the first aero convention scheduled in this coun try. It will not ohly be a convention of air pilots, with accompanying features of interest to fall lovers of sport, but it will be also a meeting of airplane manufacturers, with exhibitions by .many of them. Already reservations have been made for much of the space in the "show" de partment of the convention. It is the hope of those backing the enterprise that Omaha may become a center of the air plane industry. Today that may not man a great deal. But the airplane is today as the automobile was in 1900. None can forecast how great its development is to be. Meanwhile, it is well to remember that "the early bird catches tha worm. A Little Bit of Heaven. i While the thermometer outside boiled and . Lubbled in the heat, a minister in East St Louis comforted his congregation spiritually and phys ically. Back of the pulpit had been placed half a Jon of ice, with a large electric fan waft' ing cool breezes over the worshippers. It is also reported that ushers scattered artificial snow in the aisles. This was a kindly deed, and might have been mare a powerful appeal for repentance, One More Organization Needed. A mania for organization characterizes our national life today. The general situation is similar to that prevailing at one of the great universities. whose campus is hemmed in by 40 fraternity houses and where scoffers remark that it is a badge of distinction not to wear a Greek letter. The reasons for joining together are often praiseworthy and sometimes are jus tified by .the results however, there are instan ces when associations have been promoted with the real, though concealed, purpose of enrich ing the founders. What a base betrayal of the confiding nature of man is suggested by the arrest in Sioux City of the secretary of an organization whose pur ported object was to make legal the manufac ture of light wines and beer. It is said that 250,000 arid or semi-arid citizens mailed in 25 cents for membership fees to this society for the alleviation of thirst. With the ante so low it might naturally be expected that no single contributor would deem it worth his while to demand an accounting. The laws against using the mails to defraud have stepped in to interfere with the adminis tration of this fund of $62,500. If the court finds the money has been expended in ways not anticipated by the membership, there will be a quarter of a million joiners ready to consider organizing to refuse to organize. A Scandal Out of Date. The difference between 2 per cent and 7 per cent on $10,000,000 is a cool half million a year. If the state treasury of Illinois leaked at this rate during the apprenticeship of Governor Small and Lieutenant Governor Sterling in the treasury department the taxpayers have been the victims of monumental fraud. Such incidents used to occur with much more frequency than now, although most of them were petty as compared to the one now charged by a grand jury in Springfield." Few states have been without betrayal of public trust, even Nebraska having gone through this sad experience. But that has been cleaned up, standing now only as a warning. Although the frauds alleged in Illinois occurred nearly two years ago, appearing to have been exposed through a split between factional leaders, yet they sound more like echoes from past decades. Czecho-Slovakia is building a merchant marine of its own without any of the bobbles noted 'in America's experiment. The new fleet is for use on the Danube river, by which water way 200,000 tons of freight were handled last year, and the traffic will double this year. It is a poor country in Europe which can't show the United States considerable it doesn't know about cheap waterway transportation. The auto bus lines which have been running between Wymore, Beatrice and Lincoln are being extended to DeWitt, Wilber and Crete, and the suggestion is now heard that the signs at railroad crossings be altered to read, "Look out for the motor trucks." Lakes-to-Ocean Waterway Why Canalisation of the St. Lawrence River Is of Interest to Nebraska. Premier Lloyd George is displaying a great deal of confidence in the security of his cabinet to announce that he will attend the disarmament conference in November. There are some of his enemies who claim he will not be in office that long. Canada, which will reduce its standing army to 3,600 officers and men, seems to be almost as free from worry as from expense. Of course it has a militia of 70,000, but even so the Do minion may be awarded the palm for disarma Ord reports an Indian 147 years old and eight feet two inches tall. Problem for the class: how tall will old Rain in the Foot be if he lives to be 200? The Dial bill, which was aimed at Judge Landis, has failed of passage, but if the senate ever wants to know the time o' day the ;udge will tell it. If Hawaii is to remain a part of the United States, bringing several thousand Chinese cool ies to work on the plantations is no way to strengthen the tie. Mexico refuses to worry about the delay of recognition and has gone right ahead and bought an embassy in Washington. Tear gas is now being brought into use to . scatter mobs, but wouldn't it be better to use 4 laughing gas instead This la the first of a aeries of articles relative to the proposed deepening and canal ization of the St. lawrence river from Lake Ontario to the Atlantic ocean, designed to make It possible for ocean steamships to enter the Great Lakes. This will bring the ocean 1,500 miles further Inland and will make Chicago, Duluth, Toledo and other lake cities virtual seaports. It means the avoid ance of long railroad hauls to Atlantic porta, elimination of double handling of export shipments and consequent increased prices to producers of agricultural products in the middle west The data here presented was gathered by the managing editor of The Bee who recently Inspected the entire project In company with leading financiers, engineers and public officials. The question is up for action -by the United States and Canada. Its economic Importance to the people of Ne braska and Iowa Justifies their deep interest. By VICTOR B. SMITH. Three questions occur naturally to those middle westerners who may not have been in formed as to the lakes-to-ocean improvement: First What is proposed? Second What effect will it have? Third What will it cost? The questions are far-reaching. Competent engineers and economists have spent months in preparing the complete answers. Stated briefly, the answers seem almost unbelievable. But proof can be given. Summed up. here they are: First The project: It is proposed to deepen present channels of the St. Lawrence river, in part by dredging and in part by dams which will back up the water. In some cases canals will be built to permit passage around dams or rapids. The work is planned to permit the pas sage of ships with a length of 800 feet and a draft of twenty-five or thirty feet, the exact depth being dependent on final approval of al ternate plans. Incidentally, hydro-electric power will be developed to the extent of over 4,000,000-horsepower, one development alone amounting to 1,800,000-horsepower and others to an additional 2,500,000. Second The effect: Ocean steamers except a very few, will be able to enter the Great Lakes and all their ports. Agricultural and other products of the middle west can be shipped direct to foreign ' countries by cheap water transportation, without expensive railroad hauls and without even more expensive handling at congested Atlantic seaports, such as New York and Boston. The saving on wheat alone is fig ured at 10 cents a bushel from Chicago to Liver pool. Inasmuch as the farmer now receives the Liverpool price, less the cost of transportation to Liverpool, this means an increase of that amount in his sale price. The stupendous effect of this feature alone is summed up as follows by Julius Barnes, former director of the United States Grain corporation: "In the sixteen states whose farm price level would inevitably be improved by a reduction of the transportation cost, there is grown 3,664 million bushels of grain. If such a re duction of 10 cents in the transportation could be fully reflected to the farm price in this area, there would be an improvement in the farm position of $366,000,000 in a single year. The same improvement in farm price position in respect to western Canada's production of 440 million bushels would be a gain to Can ada's farmers of $44,000,000. If we calculate that the full measure of saving will not be re flected to the farm, but that the farm position will be improved by 5 cents per bushel, we make a saving in the American farm income of $183,000,000 and in the Canadian farm in come of $22,000,000, all on a single year's crop." Former Governor Harding of Iowa states it a bit differently. He says: "When an Iowa farmer ships three car loads of corn to New York at present prices, the railroad takes two of the three for freight. We must end that." The hydro-electric power development is equally important. Competent engineers esti mate that power from the St. Lawrence could be delivered at New York state cities, 200 miles away, for a cost of 4.6 mills, less than half a cent per kilowatt hour. These are direct savings. Indirect savings include the saving of millions of tons of coal, now used for railroad transportation or genera tion of electric power, with resultant loosening up of the general demand for coali They in clude also the relief of port congestion at New York, which would check excessive port costs on shipments which necessarily would continue to move through New York. Third The cost: The estimated cost of the entire project is from $225,000,000 to $252,000, 000. A most interesting feature of the present plans is that it is not proposed to raise any of this amount by taxation. The rough plan now receiving favor is to form a corporation, with the governments of the United States and Can ada owning the stock. This corporation would issue bonds to finance the undertaking, .the bonds being guaranteed by the respective govern ments. It is figured that the revenue from the sale of hydro-electric power would pay the en tire cost of operation, of interest and all other charges, with ample provision for a sinking fund to retire the bonds. Such charges are in cluded in the engineers' estimates of the cost of power. In other words, the improvement will be self-sustaining as a power project, the ship ping advantages being "thrown in." Present treaties provide that no tolls can be charged on international waterways between the United States and Canada, and it is assumed that this arrangement would continue. Even on the as sumption that only half of the saving would reach the farmer, his saving in a single year would equal the entire cost of the improvement. (Further information relative to the Lakes-to-Ocean project will appear in The Bee tomor row and in succeeding issues.) Women, Men and Jobs Women, apparently, are finding it more dif ficult to retun to prewar conditions than men. Returned soldiers, for example, have as a rule been willing to go back to the jobs they held before donning khaki, but their sisters are far from being eager to resume the occupations of the ante-bellum days. Consider the situation as to housework. The Labor, department reports that there arc thousands of girls in St. Louis out of jobs, yet columns and columns of advertisements in the newspapers for cooks, servants and maids go unanswered. The wages offered are double those prevailing in 1914 and all manner of con cessions as to days off, living accommodations and the like are made. Of course, it is rather hard for a girl who has been working in a factory for $25 a week with every night off to return to the drudgery of housework, but isn't it theoretically just as hard for a decorated lieutenant to return to driving a truck? Why the one will go back to the truck whistling and why the other prefers to tramp the streets jobless rather than return to the kitchen and the mop is something for the psycho-analysts to explain. St Louis Star. Let Women Take the Blame. One reason why a lot of men so strongly favored woman suffrage was they did not care to carry alone the blame of electing a lot of men who managed to get into office. Galveston Tribune. He Made a Poor Investment.' Senator France has bought 45,000 roubles for $15, and this fact should convince him of the superiority of American ways of doing things. Boston Transcript. v A Long Way From Fashions. Long skirts are decreed at Chant llv. But it is a long, ng way from Chantilly to Los I Anueles. LoAntielcs Times. . How to Keep Well Bv DR. W. A. EVANS Questions concerning hygiene, sanitation and prevention of disease, submitted to Dr. Evn by readers of The Bee, will be aniwered personally, subject to ' proper limitation, where a stamped addressed envelope is enclosed. Pr Evans will not make diagnosis or prescribe for individual diseases. Address letters in care of The Bee. Copyright, 1021, by Dr. W. A. Evsns WHAT TO TAKE FOR INSOMNIA. Arrange a comfortable bed in a quiet, dark, well-ventilated room. Quiet oneself physieallyand mental ly. Put out the cat and wind the clock. Set the mind for sleep. Crawl in bed. Start the dream ma chine and He there and let her run. The milk in the cocoanut is set the mind for sleep. How can that be done? Here is the recipe for that: In dulge in no emotions, think about mildly pleasant things, preferably monotonous and somewhat uninter esting things, and now, read close ly and be certain to catch the point don't give a "continental damn" whether you sleep or not. As soon as you get genuinely in that frame of mind you will sleep. That's the story. It is disordered thoughs, emotion al urges and anxieties and fears which prevent us from sleeping. In somnia becomes a phobia with many people. They are insomniacs. They try so hard to sleep that they keep themselves awake. Jjet them turn loose and see how quickly the trick is turned. What not to take: First, fore most and moBt Important is sleep producing medicine. I am quoting from Trldon's "Psyche Analysis Sleep and Dreams." I wish the In somniacs would read it and also the little books on the same general sub Ject of Bruce and Conat. Trldon say? one of the chief ends of sleep is that we may Indulge in the soul luxury of dreams. Spend ing some hours under the spell of pleasant dreams is like drinking f ii the fountain of youth. Not so the dreams of sleep produced I h ugs. He says normal sleep is brother to life, but drug-induced sleep is indeed akin to death. Hence the horrible feeling which Is often experienced when awakening from drug-induced sleep. Among his other don'ts are: Cof fee, tea and cocoa, and even choco late candy in quantities, lack of ex ercise, indigestion, constipation, all forms of competition or rivalry, phy sical and mental, at night. All forms of excitement after supper, exciting novels and movies at night. Many people go to bed too early, old peo ple especially, who need compara tively little sleep, are apt to doze In their chairs for an hour or two after supper and then go to bed needing little additional sleep and become worried because they wake up and stay awake for several hours of the night. A quiet walk after supper or a few hours of quiet conversation of indifferent reading of a paper would be a far better preparation for the few hours of quiet conversation or quire. One of the novel statements made by Trldon is that we do not need a set number of hours' sleep. We sleep to escape the trying realities of life by spending a season in the pleasant recreation of dreams. Therefore a few hours of pleasant dreams, dreams unvexed by worries, nnxietles or fears, will rest our brains more than 10 or 12 hours of slumber which the brain spends in fights induced by mental perturba tion. It is not so mil (i the quantity as the quality of sleep which counts. Who Are the Heroes? 'pees frS ' ' ox Mr. Koutsky Explains. Omaha, July 19. To the Editor of The Bee: Under date of July 13, 1921, letter appeared in your "Let ter Box," in the issue of July 18, 1921, referring to me regarding pub lic improvements, and signed "A Cititzen." With your permission, I would like to state that I have not, and so far as I know up to this time, will not, obstruct the improvements on Dodge street. I admit that one time I suggested that the bids be rejected. and by re-advertlsing I could save considerable money to the taxpayers for that particular paving. The council saw fit to overrule me and I immediately turned in the award with the recommendation, the prop erty owners being allowed 30 days by law to designate the kind of ma terial they desire used on this dis trict That time will not be up till July 29. The city council cannot en ter into contract for the paving of this district until after that date, and after the necessary ordinance is passed designating the material desired and directing the city engi neer to prepare the necessary con tract . So far as St. Marys avenue Is con cerned, I will admit that I have been doing everything within my power to get this district completed, but no more so than I have on Dodge street. If this gentleman, ,,who has not enough backbone to "sign his own name, will not come in to my office and get the desired information con cerning these different projects, I think it .is hardly necessary for me to waste any time on such "A Citi zen:" but this, or any other citizen to taxpayer in Omaha wishing any information in regard to any or all improvement districts in Omaha, is welcome to our office and we will answer any and all questions per taining to any projects, to the very best of our ability. We may not be the wisest city officials in the coun try, but we play our cards open and our intention is to give all citizens and taxpayers of Omaha a square deal. Yours truly, JOSEPH KOUTSKY. Superintendent of Public Improve . ments. Rates on Hay. Omaha, July 19. To the Editor of The Bee: Your editorial in The Morning Bee of July 18, entitled "Hobbled by Freight Rates." covers a situation which we all know exists today, not only "with respect to the producing end of the agricultural in terests, but ultimately as affecting the consuming end. There Is one correction which we desire to call your attention to, and that Is, the present rafe on hay from O'Neill to Omaha Is not $6 per ton as you give it, but $3.40 per ton, and the top quotation on No. 1 upland prairie hay is $12 per ton, with cor responding lower prices on lower grades. The average person is not aware of the extent or scope of the hay in dustry. Very little hay is consumed locally In Omaha, the main consum ing market at- present being Iowa, Illinois and Wisconsin. When cars are consigned to Omaha for sale, a market must be found at points be yond, and after a car has reached Omaha, officially inspected and graded, it is applied to an order which may take it a good many hundred miles from Omaha. ' Prior to decline In prices and in crease in freltrht rates, Omaha shipped a great deal of hay to points in New York, Virginia, Georgia, Florida and intermediate territory, tut under present conditions it is impossible to market hay at those ponts, as the transportation charges are considerably .more than the hay is worth. Take Stuart for instance, a large hay shipping point. Under prewar freight rate, charges on a 24,000 pound car to Omaha were $26.40; present charges $46.80, an increase per car of $20.40 or nearly $2 per ton. If car was sent on to Chicago, the prewar freight charges would have been $58.50, present charges $98.40, an increase per car of $39.60, or $3.30 per ton. North Platte is a big hay shipping station. Prewar charges on a car from North Platte to Omaha would have figured $39.60; present $66, an increase of $26.40 or over $2 per ton. If car moved to Chicago, prewar charges would have been $61.20, present charges $103.20, or $42 increase, nearly $4 per ton. The difficulty is that the Increased freight charges havo so localized and limited the territory where this hay could be put that the purchas ing competition of the consuming territory we formerly had under the old rates Is lost, and as a result there is not the buying competition activ ity that keeps market prices up. There are thousands of tons of hay throughout the state carried over from last year, due to inability to profitably market same, this hay having deteriorated to such an ex tent that it Is now practically un marketable, and we know of cases where meadows have ben burned in order to clea.n them up, the grow ers feeling their hay is of no value. Cost of hay, from cutting to actual loading on cars, has decreased on an average of 60 per cent over last year; yet the actual cost of getting this hay from loading station to Omfhi Is away out of pronort'on tu the value of the hay; this in turn means that the hay Is not loaded, the railroads are not hauling ton nage that they might move and would move under ordinary condi tions without excessive rates all re flecting back to inability of grower to secure money out of his crop to pay the merchants, and the mer chants being unable to purchase from the wholesaler, with resultant loss of revenue to the railroads in more than one way. A decrease would extend the marketing terri tory and permit a much better movement of hay, create- better times for the hay man, better busi ness conditions in general, and Om aha would again become the im portant hay market it was before the last advance in rates. The Nebraska State Railway com mission has advised they will take part in a conference in Chicago this week and at a hearing in Washing ton next month where the question of reduced rates will be considered, and it is hoped some relief can be secured In time to help out on this year's crop. Very truly yours, OMAHA HAY EXCHANGE. By J. C. Ruttie. Chairman Transportation Committee. The New Peace Treaty (From the Montreal Star.) It is most ardently to be hoped that the personal convenience of Mr. Hughes of Australia and of "Mi;. Massey of New Zealand will not be allowed to force a preliminary con ference on Pacific problems in Lon don. This would be a blunder of colossal proportions in the reading of American psychology. The Ameri can people are thinking a great deal of the fact that this is to be an American conference. Their presi dent has inaugurated it Other na tions may hint that they were the first in the field with kindred sug gestions or diplomatic "feelers;" but to the American man in the street whether it be "Main Street" Or Broadwav thi Is a nnllrv nt an. preme world import, first urged by senator jjoran in tne American sen ate, then adopted almost unani mously bv both houses, nf rnnirroa. and finally put into operation by rrfsiaeni naramg. To call a. TirpHmlnnrv nnfamnn. Jn T.rmr1nn tn rianl urltK enrvtA ,in . .... ...v.. uviin. v more important features of the proDiems at issue, would be to rub most Tf -the gilt off the gingerbread. The Americans would feel that this London conference had really set tled everything, and then sent on a cut-and-drled program for a purely formal ratification in Washington. Thev would imnclnn that their being craftily flattered by the pre tence inai tne omciai conference was held in their capital, and by the fact that It would bear in history the name of that city, while the ac tual business would have already been done in London. Of course, they would universtAllv they would regard as a roaring What American public opinion can do. the failure of the Versailles treaty showed. At nr-at if Impossible, even to the enemies of mr. wiison in wasnington, that the senate would dare reject the only peace treaty in sight But Ameri can pupic, opinion, which Ignores cv-Ducnio, inugiis m impossiDlll ties" and would ronnnl tha Tan r mandments if it came to think them un-American," rose in its indig nant might and insisted that the Work of Six mnnth.) nnrl nil H statesmen of Europe be tossed out pi tne winaow. And It was. Let this new "peace treaty" be made in Washington by men who go to Washington, unbound and un schooled. Let the atmosphere be as American as is possible. Then we shall at least have the advantage that as good an agreement as can be got, will not be killed by a suspi cious American senate. THE SPICE OF LIFE. Perkins (during neighborly quarrel) By Jove, If you don't stop trying to make me angry, I'll buy my wife a new hat, and then you'll have to buy one for yours! raMlng Show (London), City Touth What's that the calf la limning r Cow Karmor That's rock salt, my boy. City Youth do hon! I've often won dered how corn-beef was made. Sydney Bulletin. ' She Jack, T must have a Complete set , i J w. t,ul"' i m sure me entire neighborhood knows my present wardrobe htf ha.H I He But er wouldn't It be cheaper to move to a new neighborhood T Pawing Show (London). Charlotte Saw Joe at the movies with Mabel Saturday night. Aren't you keep ing company with him nowT Gladys No. I asked him If he liked her better than me. and be said yes so I threw him ever. Life. "Some men," remarked the admirer of poetry, "go into politics with the Idea of leaving footprints on the sands of time." "Some do," replied Senator Sorghum. "And others are lucky If they get out without having their thumb prints taken." Washington Star. "My huaband has had Indigestion for the past month." "Really1 I'm so i sorry I hsd no Idea you were without cook." Sydney Bulle tin. , , . (From the New York Evening Tost.) Chief among the low-djwn out rages of these aizillng days Is the fact that a half dozen explorers solze on them to announce their de parture for the polar regions. Don ald MacMillan has Just started to go up the Greenland side of the Arc tic. Stefansson, returning from the Siberian side, announces he will set out again soon. Amundsen has chosen the same quarter. Shackle ton Is to sail for the Antarctic next month. These wretches put whole continents of perspiring humankind to the tortures of Tantalus. They remind us that we hRve not really felt cool since the Llbe Ian blhhop landed here a few weeks ago and said that 90 degrees wasn't a cir cumstance to what he had to endure. There Is a certain measure of re venge in the thought that these Polar explorers are sacrificing thoir reputations for courage. The perils of toppling Icebergs, of cold so in tense that, as Mark Twain said, it freezes your shadow to the deck, of fierce blizzards who wouldn't rush into them? The real hero is the man who wraps his wilted collar about him, staggers over the treacherous floes of asphalt, smiles good-naturedly if wanly whon his Jammed train gets stuck In the subway hum mocks,, and at 4:30 p. m. cheerily shouts "Mush on!" to his fainting stenographers and office force. Financier's Advice. At least try to live within the means of your landlord. Wall Street Journal. "BUSINESS is good THANK YOU LV. Nicholas Oil Company c 1 ti tke world irv Tine musical instruments by common, consent among those wtio knovu is given to the matchless preference for the lasonf Hamlin is irv dicative of a superior musical nattcre." It could rvof be tetter phrased. 1513-15 DOUGLAS STREET The Art and Music Slore c v? r -C Jf. . P, or ure 0.1 1 he nev3 cvboul ine II II 11 Put Your Dollars to Work The money you have worked hard to earn should be put to work earning money for you. START WITH ONE DOLLAR save systematically and every dol lar you leave in a savings account will participate in the earnings of the Association, distributed each January and July. There is no better security than our First Mortgages on improved real estate. ScVi-ng 6 Xioan. Jts soci&t t ot, " 1614--Harney OFFICERS AUL W. KUHNS, Free. E.A.BAIRD, Vice Pree. J. A. LYONS, Sec. J. H. M'MILLAN, Treae. R il II : f ! 'I if jji I ril i i J ' t't Ml .. iiiiij; Mi I : rV&XfAM' A MILITARY ACADEMY SilPSER SCHOOL CAPS? 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