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THE BEE: ' OMAHA, SUNDAY, JUNE 26, 1921.
The Married Life of
Helen and Warren
Back From Your Honeymoon. How Nice to Have the Neighbors Drop in and Help You Get Settled
Br CHARLES DANA GIBSON
Copyright, Lit Publishing Co.
Helen It the Gullible Dupe of a Glib
Promoter and the Lure of
Easy Money.
In fluttering wonderment Helen
turned from the telephone and flew
out to the kitchen.
"Cora, there's a gentleman com
iiiir up. Show him into the library
say I'll be right in."
"Mr. Drexell What wai Mr.
Drexelr Why wai be calling on
her? He had phoned up that it
was something "personal."
Pleasantly excited at this break in
the monotony of a long hot after
noon, Helen dressed with eager ex-
pectancy.
A final fluff of powder, a final
glance into the mirror at her blue
organdied slenderness, and she hur
ried into the library. -From
a chair by the window,
tall man rose to greet her. " In spite
of the heat he looked cool and fault
lessly groomed. His light gray suit
was of a distinctive cut and on the
desk beside him lay an expensive
Panama hat
"Mrs. Curtis?" bowing with elab
orate courtesy. "I hope I'm not in
truding. I have just come from
Mrs. Holden on the ninth floor."
"Oh, yes, Mrs. Holden," murmured
Helen inanely, still bewildered.
"I have an exceptional proposition
here of which Mrs. Holden took
advantage and she thought you also
would be interested, drawing a
leaflet from his pocket. "I repre
sent the Marvin Oil company which
just now oilers a most extraordinary
opportunity for a gilt-edged invest
ment." .
"Oh, I I'm afraid you'd have to
see Mr. Curtis," faltered Helen.
"Ah, but it's Mrs. Curtis I want
to interest. It's the woman in
vestor, we have something so abso
lutely safe."
Helen listened politely to the
many forceful arguments that fol
lowed, but she was mainly intent
upon how she could word a firm
but gracious refusal
Impressed by Mr. Drexcl's deep,
rich voice and ponderous impor
tance, it was going to be hard to say
"No.".
- He spread before her an imposing
array of circulars from which he
glibly quoted facts and figures. He
emphasized, the 30 per cent annual
dividend and guaranteed that with
in six monthi the stock, now a dol
lar a share, would be 'worth three.
Mrs. Holden had taken five hun
dred shares and would probably
take more.
"But Mr. Curtis would never con
sent to my investing in any oil
stock. He's Terr skeptical about
most stocks and particularly
about"
"Ah, Mrs. Curris, I admit there
have been many false oil securities
on the market but because of that
would you condemn them all? Think
of Standard Oil 1 The people who
Invested in that thirty years ago are
millionaires today. That is the op
Dortunity I offer you now!"
He paused to emphasize this
point, and to touch his moist fore
head with an exquisite gray silk
handkerchief.
"Oil is the world's most essential
commodity. All the great ocean
liners are being turned into oil burn
ers. It saves the labor, of coaling
and one fireman can do the work of
10. Now we have a property here
that we guarantee will yield 500,000
parrels a year, to say nothing of
'J! Vage still undeveloped. New wells
ill 6 Seine opened ud every week."
7"5?i!&ther half hour of trip-hammer
arguments in his resonant voice and
Helen began to waver. There was
that $50 she was saving for a linen
suit
"Oh, no. not 500 shares," as taking
the sale for granted, he started to
J. a .Ti" - ,IYF- S M V
nil out a certificate, r my is an i
could possibly invest"
"You are missing a very rare op
portunity Mrs. Curtis. But of
course," with a note of condescen
sion, "if that is all you feel you can
spare"
His disappointment was evident.
His attitudt conveyed that her sur
roundings would have indicated
larger resources.
She felt almost apologetic, as
though she had taken much of his
valuable time with but nttie return.
It was not until after his depar
ture that the doubts and misgivings,
which all along had clouded the
background of her thoughts, loomed
largely.
She had invested $50 in oil stock.
" And she had given him the money I
She knew nothing of this man or
hia company I She had weakly yield
ed to his persuasive arguments be
cause she had not had the courage
to say "No." ,
Now she thought of a dozen ex
cures a dozen ways of saying "No"
with dignity and firmness. But he
had made her feel that it was al
most an. obligation for her to invest
He had been . positively oatronizing
in accepting her $50, implying that
' his time was worth more than that. .
The more she thought of it the
more indignant she grew. How could
she have been so foolish? Mrs. Hol
den I She would ask her about it, at
once.
A moment later she had the Hold
en apartment on the phone, but the
maid informed her that Mrs. Holden
was out and would not be home be
fore dinner. ' -'
The rest of the afternoon Helen
spent In poring over the Maryin oil
circulars, trying to reassure herself
that her $50 was safe. Certainly the
i arguments seemed convincing. The
one that gave her the most comfort
she read again and again.
"With the progressive and sound
policy of its management, plus the
enormous potential value of the vast
areas of its holdings that have not
as yet been touched, and the high
efficiency of its producing, transport
ing, refining and marketing organi
zation the Marvin company is rap
idly reaching that point where it
will rival even the Standard oil"
It was after 6 when Warren came
home hot, tired and irritable.
Grumbling at the heat, he did not
notice Helen's worried abstraction
until they were almost through din
ner. "What's the matter with you?"
" gulping down his third glass of ice
water. "You're not very chipper." '
"Oh, it's just the heat" not look
ing up from the radish she was
peeling. f
"Want to go to a roof tonight?
Good show at the Rotterdam" j
Helen had never felt o poor, j
After her outlay of $50, slW shrank
' v. " : - a-.-. ;
from the thought of Warren
squandering more at an expensive
roet.
"No, dear, it's too hot We'll be
much cooler here. Oh, don't drink
any more ice water you 11 be sick.
If she could only tell him about itl
But she dared not He would be
rabid if he found she had invested
in anv oil stock.
"You can't beat this for heat,"
grouched Warren, when he turned
on the fan in the library. Not a
breath from those windows. Hello,
where'd this come from?" stooping
to pick up a circular the fan had
blown to the floor.
MARVIN OIL COMPANY
EXTRAORDINARY OPPOR
TUNITY FOR THE
CONSERVATIVE
INVESTOR. 30 ANNUAL
DIVIDENDS GUARANTEED.
"Hump, same old bunk. Didn't
know you were on a sucker list."
"That's, a company Mrs. Hclden's
in she bought 500 shares."
"Don't you believe itl Holden
wouldn't let her touch any oil stock
with a 40-foot pole."
"But, dear, it must be all right,"
excitedly. "I know she took $5001
UV1IHI -J fIVI VII UIIU IIV Slaw
might take more."
' Who said that?"
"Why," the representative thd
man that sold the stock, reddening.
. "Huh. one of those oil sharks been
gunning around? Got a nerve to
horn in here. What in blazes made
you see him?" flinging the circulars
into ine waste Das km.
Oh, dear, I want to look those
over, she started to rescue them.
See here, sternly. What re you
uuiuiu uui vii iiac. - ma jtccia ga
.... n:.
nveted on her flushed face.
'Why, nothing, dear," tremulous
ly. "I just wanted to"
You weren't fool enough to fall
for any fake stock promoter's hot
a.rr
It isn't a fakel Mrs. Holden
took. $500 worth and I " desperate
ly, "I thought I could take $50.
"Whats that?" explosively. 'You
didn't give him the money?
she nodded, . gulping back the
tightening lump in her throat
You hand out $50 to any smooth-
talking promoter . who happens to
blow in?"
"Call up Mrs. Holden," hysteri
cally. "She'll tell you it's all right
She wouldn't have taken 500 shares
if-"
Don't believe she did!" he snort
ed, turning to the telephone. That's
only part of the con to rope you in.
Hello, give me the Holdens apart
ment." With shrinking dread, Helen
waited, her hands clasped tight
"Mrs. Holden? This is Mr. Cur
tis. A man was here this afternoon
trying to sell some oil stock to Mrs.
Curtis. He . said you'd bought 500
shares. Is that right . . . Not
a penny's worth. I thought so. . . .
Yes, most of 'em are crooks."
- Slamming up the receiver, he con
fronted Helen savagely.
"Well, he's trimmed you for 50
bucks, all right I You don't deserve
to have it back but I'm not going
to let that bird get away with it."
Jerking out the desk drawer that
held his business stationery, he se
lected one of his - letterheads. His
mouth grimly set, for the next 10
minutes hew rote with rapid, wrath
ful strokes. Then he whirled about
with a vigorous, "Now listen to this:
"I find that my wife, Mrs. Warren
E. Curtis, through false representa
tion made by your agent, subscribed
today for $50 worth of stock, in the
Marvin Oil company.
"Am returning the stock certificate
by bearer and demand the return of
the $50.
"I might add that in my practice
I have co-operated with both federal
and state authorities in investigating
questionable flotation schemes, and
you will find it more to your advan
tage to return the $50 than to have
any publicity given this matter."
"Guess that 11 bring 'em to time,"
he reached for an envelope,
"Oh, dear, how could I have been j
so so gullible?'
"Next time one of these de luxe
holdup artists tries to hypnotize you
just switch 'em down to my of
fice. I'll tell 'em where they get
off."
"If I only hadl" tearfully contrite.
"Well, cheer up, Kitten I Smarter
folks than you have fallen for a line
of smooth talk and the prospect of
easy coin. ' '
Next week: An Embarrassing En
counter at a Cheap Italian Restau
rant (Copyright, HJ1, Mabel Herbert Harper.)
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Letters From a Home-Made Father
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Dear Son:
Pooch Frisbee s goin round town
these days lookin' as happy as if
he'd iust evicted a couple o' tenants,
Seems he's finally managed to get
two seats to th Dempsey-Carpenter
fight 1 He could 'a bought a nice
quiet gran'stan' all to hisself for th'
same price. Twas a s prise t me
cause Pooch is th kind o man that
knocks a quarter again' th' bottom
o' th' plate when it passes him in
church an' then puts it back in his
pocket when nobody s lookin.
There's no accountin' fer human
nater.
It appears that the only piece o'
merchandise what ain't showed a
loss on inventory since th' war is
biceps. As far's makin' money's
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knotty you could put Einstein to th'
mat in 15 minutes conversation, but
th' only folks who 11 come to see th
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on. a deaf ol' lady who was on her
way to a revival meeting an' mistook
the address, an' th' janitor, who has
to be there to see the contestants
don't remove nothin' belongin' to the
house.
The next day there'll be a piece
about it on the real estate page per
vidin' you don't ferget to send it in.
"Last night at Pianola Hall, Prof,
Muggins srave the fust, an' last., of
a series of illuminatin' talks on th'
Muggins theory which makes the
Einstein theory look like a simpli
fied version .o' Mother Goose. The
Muggins' theory revolutionizes hu
man thought fer th third time this
season. As soon's we find out what
it's all about we'll devote half a col
yum or less to it in our Sunday
Maggzine." . ;
,. In recognition of his tremenjous
cerrybellum Prof. Muggins is of
fered the Chair o' Philology in South
Bend University." It's a fine old
piece o' furniture though it has one
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thia: "My head at th top and back was abtolately bald. An expert
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hop of my ever Earing; bow hair growth.
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Strong, lustrous hair! No trace of baldness. Taa pictarsa shown
bar are from my photographs."
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kae Indian medicine man' wba had an elixir that ' "
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I gave it trial. To my araaaement s light fuzz soon appeared. It
developed, day by day, into a healthy growth, and ere long my aaia !
was aa atviifle aa in my jathfal dars. , i
True Hair Groweat Last .
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chemist. That my own hair growth was anaisasat ha peon amply proved.'
It ha been
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Other Income Sources. :
Then, o' course, like every other
champeen, he's . got his side lines.
His book. The Phundamentals .0
Philology" is supposed, an' hoped,
to be th last word on th, subjeck.
In addition to his royalties he
gives lectures. Durin' the winter he
delivered a series o' stirrin' talks be
fore the Girls Friendly Society on
"The Higher Life." Fer this he re
ceived $25 and' the girls' pardon.
They gave him this price only per
vidin' he agreed to donate it all to
the church fer patchin'' the roof.
The most he ever made was when
he tutored, a little boy in long di
vision one summer fer which he re
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with th' family.
If I wanted a boy to make money
I'd train him different. In th' fust
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cluttered up with th multiplication
table an' other useless furniture. .I'd
start him with an elementary course
in a boiler shop doin' light work
with a sledge hammer. From this
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subjecks like runnin' up an' down
stairs with a pianno on his back or
actin' as a jack in a tire repair shop.
Fer his graduatin' exercises I'd send
him out to administer th' last rights
an' a couple o' lefts to a policeman
just t' get th' feel o' th' thing. Then
I'd hand him a degree o B.A.
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(Bruiser o' Athletics) an' start him
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An by th' time l.e might 'a been
occupyinr th' chair o' Philology, fer
his afternoon .nap he'll be signin'
papers guaranteein' fer th' small sum
o'.half a milyun dollers to black
anybody's eye. that's offered him,
' Havin' signed th' papers an' got
his wages in advance he can now
start makin' money. As Professor
Muggins he'd 'a spent his life dod-
derin' around libraries lookin' up
other folks' opinions. As Fightin
Jack Muggins he's paid fer havin'
opinions of his own. You can read
'em in th' street , cars. ;
"I use Hokus Massage Cream
every night an' allow no other in
my trainin' quarters. Muggins."
. Fightin Jack Muggins says hope th' best man wins. I ains say
'Neverust Union Wear is a knock- j in' who it'll be, but if somebody in
out I specify 'em in all my fight i the audience don't get hit with that
contracts.' " " , ; guy's dome in the first round it's
Gettin' walloped in th' head seems
t' loosen up a man's idears. Pretty
soonyou'll begin to find articles by
him in th' Sunday papers:
"Is Marriage A Failure? Who
knows? At Any Rate I'm Not. By
Fightin' Muggins."
. "My Views on World Disarma
ment An' Three Reasons Why I'm
So Great. By J. M."
Thrives on Publicity.
In order to allow th' great Ameri
can people to spend a few hours
every day realizin' what worms they
are, he builds a grain' stanr behind
th': trainin'' quarters where, fer th'
small sum of , a doller, you can
watch him skippin' th' rope, fancy
dancin', rollin' th" hoop' an' gener
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th' big fight.
' Every mornin you can read about
him while you eat your eggs:
"When asked if he expected . to
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win th' comin' battle Muggins smil
ed. 'I ain't sayin' nothin' fer pub
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th best man win. I hope in the in
terests o' sports an' th' movin' pic
ture rights, though, that OTOole is
in good condition. An' if I don't
knock th' big stiff fer a goal in th
second it's because I'm, only usin'
one hand.'
"In the opposin' camp the Chal
lenger, was found goin' through
some wand exercises.
"I'm feelin' fine,' says be. 'an
ready fer th' -fight o my life. I
hope Muggins is in good . shape
'cause otherwise it's rough on th
guys what come away over to Jer
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hope th' best man wins. I ain's i
because the ivery- is -rooted deeper
than I thought.'
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brass band an' several thousand
cutside an' watch him ; though po
lice was kep' busy durin' th' after
noon drivin the crowds offen the
verandah, where O'Toole was read
in the newspaper. He's very sensi
tive an' demands privacy. When he's
eatin' th" public is forced to stand
outside and watch him through th'
window while only his personal
friends an' a couple o' dozen news
paper men is allowed to go inside an'
stan' around his chair."
If you ever have a son learn him
to be self-supportin'. Fasten his
milk bottle to the end of a chest
weight an' let him cut his teeth on
a aumDeii.
Yours fer bigger picepr
s - Amor H Amesby, '
Fath.
(Copyright, Ull, by Ed Stresttr.)
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r Women Wh
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vslu bstere lesvieg tee laboratory anS bottled
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LYKO MEDICINE COMPANY
New York Ksasa City
For sal by Beaton Drug company. ISth
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