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their position on artistic or any other grounds.
The case seems to be one in which art, like na
ture, may rightly abhor a vacuum."
And thus the matter stands. Those who never
go to Stratford, or those who go only for the
festival, are not harmed that the country folk
make use of the theater in the off months, and
Stratford is the gainer in recreation. It is,
nevertheless, a high compliment to the moving
picture art that it. should be admitted to such a
place. Not many who appreciate the broad hu
manity of Shakespeare will feel that any wrong
to his great name has been done.
The Husking Bee
It's Your Day
Start ItWithaLaii$h
Through the Hearts of Men.
At a time marked particularly by unbelief in
men and institutions, when it seems as if civili
zation itself must be born again, it is of the
highest importance that people should feel able
to turn to the church and refresh their faith in
themselves and the goodness of God. This last
refuge, if it can only keep itself unsullied by the
commercialism of the age and hold aloft the
moral standards that apply not only to private
life, but to the conduct of government and busi
ness as well, teaching men not how to be mas
ters of things but masters of themselves, can be
depended upon to bring about a better world.
Some are not willing that there should be a
sanctuary of this kind. The gospel, they will
say, is all that should be preached, not the appli
cation of its elements to practical life. An at
tempt to restrict the freedom of the pulpit that
deserves careful consideration is reported from
Pittsburgh, Pa., where an organization styling it
self the Employers' association has been sending
out circular letters to wealthy and influential
people to dissuade them from making contribu
tions to certain Christian organizations whose
ministers do not keep within the "neutral zone."
The first result of this attack was to decrease
the annua! gifts to the Young Women's Chris
tian association from $200,000 to ,$90,000 on ac
count of the action of its national board in
adopting what is known as the "social creed of
the churches." This set of principles, which
was drawn up by the Federal Council of
Churches, is a mild and thoughtful endorsement
of certain views of a progressive hut far from
radical nature. It endorses the principle of col
lective bargaining, among other things, and it
was this which seems to have roused the fear or
ire of those who are opposing support of not
only the Y. W. C. A. but a number of churches
as well.
The Pittsburgh Ministerial union, it is good
i,see, .pri aooptcq a set ot resolutions wnicn
first state its conviction that the hostile organi
ses not represent the employing group
and then deny "to any political, commercial, in
dustrial or any other group the right to set any
restrictions on the freedom of the Christian. J
church or its agencies to apply the spirit and
standards of the Kingdom of God to the whole
of life."
One cannot deny the right of any man to
withhold his financial support from a church in
which he does not believe. However, the tac
tics adopted in Pittsburgh savor of bribery, by
which such concerns as the steel company,
which was particularly wroth at the report made
on it by a committee of the Interchurch World
movement, may seek to avoid any such happen
ing in the future.
It is true that ministers ought-not to preach
class damnation of any kind. There no doubt
have been some reckless misstatements, lapses
of judgment and misinformation on the part of
clergymen, who make mistakes just as do all
other humans. Sensational charges from the
pulpit ought to be avoided, but the church must
be left free. Almost any good sermon hits i
good many people in the pews, and as some hon
est brother has said, "Pars6n, it would be a poor
sermon that didn't hit me somewhere."
Many of the old formulas have failed, new
laws, quack remedies and humbug plans of many
sorts are proposed for the regeneration of the
world, but the surest, easiest path is that leading
into the hearts of men, which can be reached by
the church, but only by a church holding and
deserving the confidence of the people.
Movies in Shakespeare's Theater.
A controversy not without its humorous
aspects to the unsentimental is rocking England.
The Shakespeare Memorial theater at Stratford-on-Avon
is being used, between festivals, for
, the presentation of moving pictures. Surely,
think, the bard's eoitaph in which
occurs the line, "Cursed be he who moves my
bones," is being disregarded for Shakespeare
may be imagined to be turned over in his grave
by such an innovation.
Yet one can not be sure that if Shakespeare
were living now he would not be both writing
and playing for the fitms. Concerning the generosity-and
real reverence of the organization
which has erected and maintained the memorial
theater at the birthplace of Shakespeare there
can be no question. Lovers of the English
drama owe them much for the yearly festivals
in which the dramas are presented with faithful
and scholarly fidelity. During the few weeks
while this celebration is on, the little country
town is filled with visitors from the world over.
Yet the association needs money to carry on its
commercially unproductive enterprise between
seasons. ' . . j
It comes as something of a surprise to find
that bulwark of British tradition, the London
Times, indorsing the decision to preset care
fully selected films in this shrine. The e
nothing inherently vulgar in moving picture
"he Times declares. "On the contrary, they
nay be made a most valuable asset in the ifc
oTfhe community. To regard their introduct.n
into the memorial theater a, sacrilege to bake
d..i.Ar. a fetish. The memorial tliater
cathedral, and those who hold
theory that it should be left for long pe,
... miVht he serving a
Battle that Scrapped the World's Fleets.
A heroic episode in American naval history
that took place in Hampton Roads, March 9,
1862, is recalled by a brief dispatch from Phil
adelphia announcing the death of John Driscoll,
said to be the last member of the crew of the
warship Monitor. The first battle in history
fought between ironclads was this one between
the Monitor and the Merrimac, or as the con
federates had rechristened it, the Virginia.
Henceforth the . world's navies were to be
made of steel. Through an all-day battle the
Monitor stood between the southern terror and
the wooden ships of the union navy, and only at
sundown when the Virginia steamed back to the
Virginia shore was the capital at Washington
secure from bombardment from the Potomac
river.
The Monitor, invented by Capt. John
Ericsson, was a small flat-bottomed craft, ar
mored on the sides and on, the deck, which was
only 18 inches above the water. A single re
volving turret, mounting two 11-inch guns, al
lowed fire to be directed in all directions ex
cept directly ahead, where stood an armored
pilot tower. The hull was of iron, and the side
armor was made up of five 1-inch plates. The
turret was protected by eleven thicknesses of
steel, and except for the fact that the nuts inside
would pop off when shots peppered the outside,
was a place of comfort and safety for the gun
ners. Its antagonist was also iron clad, but lacked
the ingenious innovation of the revolving turret.
It had been covered with a sloping roof of iron
rails and had just destroyed two of the finest
ships of our wooden navy when the "cheesebox
on a raft," as some wit dubbed the Monitor,
came to the rescue.
From that eventful day the walls of oak on
which the nations of the world had depended for
protection by sea were obsolete. A great num
ber of armored and turreted vessels were built
by the north immediately after this. Before this
Napoleon III had constructed heavily armored
floating batteries which had been made necessary
by the invention of explosive projectiles. But
until the Monitor demonstrated its invulnerabil
ity no nation understood that a new era in sea
warfare had come in. That play of Arnold Ben
nett's, "Milestones," gives a historically correct
picture of how the building of ironclads was re
garded as a visionary and costly experiment.
Until the present day the armored devices of
Ericsson have furnished the fundamental 'princi
ples of battleship construction. Claims are now
being made that the airships with their bombs
and the submarines with their torpedoes have
so altered conditions that vessels lately consid
ered as the last word in sea power' will soon
be as helpless before them as were the wooden
frigates before the first ironclads. Neval ex
perts are far from agreed on this point, but with
the epoch-making example of the Monitor in
mind, it can not be said that such a revolution
of construction is impossible.
Things That Really Matter
With a healthy instinct of curiosity, which is
the mother of all learning, may have sought
every opportunity to gain some comprehension of
the theory of relativity as announced by Einstein.
One man who was able to explain what it is all
about in 5,000 words received a prize of $1,000,
but no other reward than of mental exercise can.
be expected for the rest.
A lecturer who announced that he would ex
plain the theory was able to draw an audience
in Omaha that listened to his words and viewed
his charts with eager attention. At the close,
moved by who can say what impulse, he de
clared that the world and all that are on it would
be better off if the time wasted on Einstein were
turned instead to the problems of common life'
the elimination of war, poverty, famine, disease,
superstition, unemployment and profiteering.
That there is wisdom in this point of view
can not be denied. It is no more necessary for
anyone except scientists who make such sub
jects their life work, to know whether or not a
ray of light curves, or what space and time
actually are in philosophic terms than it is for
one to be able to answer Edison's 75 varieties
of foolish questions. The important thing is to
learn, how to live and how to adjust the affairs
of humanity, the nations and the world so that
the loss due to friction is less. Most people, of
course, are so busy making a living that, far
from worrying about Einstein, they do not even
pause to turn their thoughts toward more gen
eral practical problems. It is all very well to leave
the theory of relativity to others, but on ques
tions of social importance, matters of here and
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thinking. '
General Smuts, while sailing . from South
Africa to England talked with friends in London
hv wireless telephone. Our idea of punishment
(nr 9 .talesman is to Rive him a radio phone
equipped only for listening and not fortalking.
T?.fnre Americans oat themselves on the back
for not grabbing at territory and resources after
the war, they might ask what their position
a f. if h nation had not been
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liberally supplied with both.
Tfcat Iowa woman who lived 101 years and
did her own housework up to the time of her
last illness no doubt could have doubled her lite
if she had used some of those new-fangled labor
saving devices.
A flotilla of American submarines bobs up
in a Peruvian harbor and announces that it is
starting for home before any nervous citizen had
any idea his coast was temporarily unproictu,
Representative Fordney. who is out with the
brag that President Harding is with him in
h does is hereby advised not to at-
tempt arson or mayhem.
Senator-Lodge is no doubt a highminded
statesman, but when the president goes over his
head for an appointment, he misses the omcai
A REEL FEATURE.
- Wahoo, Neb. The Saunders County Farm
bureau hat planned to take a series of moving
yicturea of Saunders county farms, suiting
une 17.
Apro the fields of this great state, Nebraska,
We see the growing barley, wheat and corn,
As appraising eye we cast
Three rrona item to firrow SO fast
That they'll overflow fair Nature's lavish horn;
V.. t,;L- tint vnu ran nan 'rtn with VO'jr
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You may sally forth and try it if you will,
But your pains will oe m vain
When von trv to snan the erain.
For you'll never catch that corn crop standing
still.
Down at Wahoo they have solved the vexing
oroblem
And they hope to get some pictures of the crops,
And the movie man, -we weeay
Will crank uo his fast machine.
And shoot the ear that from the corn-stalk pops;
First in Saunders countv he ll aro on location,
There he's sure to find the action .uovies need,
And on one thing you can bank,
That the man who turns the crank
Will have to stay awake and show some speed.
Movinar oictures are a wonderful invention
For they depict all motion clear and clean,
And we all shall have a chance
To see how the croos advance
When these pictures are projected on the screen;
We'll see the gilts of that lair goaaess, t-eres,
The promise of a harvest up to par,
Wheat, oats, barley in the cast,
All those trains that move so fast,
And old King Corn, himself, will be the star.
Bv herk. if this weather keeos uo the crops
are liable to be, cut to a 100 per cent yield. And
gol darn it, there won t be any spoiled nay to
bed down the stock.
PHILO-SOPHY.
Art is but the beautiful way of doing the
commonplace things of life.
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Thf man who nractices co-oneration is a bet
ter citizen than one who merely minds his own
business.
TERSE VERSE.
"Excuse my dust,"
The banner read,
"Tell the judge,"
The speed cop said.
cinosVImr as sometimes do. of the inevi
tability of death and taxes, time and tide, et al.
is there anyone present who ever succeeded m
getting by the cafeteria cashier?
"How did you come to fall in debt."
"My bank failed and I lost my balance."
Dh rnmmittee on foreien relations is kept
busier than a traffic cop during the noon rush
Rear Admiral Sims spills the pork and beans
in Fncrland and now Demosev is liable to knock
the idol of France for a row of catsup bottles.
See where a man has sued for divorce be
cause his' wife refuses to speak to him.
Some fish never know when they are wen ort.
Thev sav the reason a woman doesn't carry
her money in her stocking any more is because
after -she has paid lor the hosiery there is noth
ing left. 11
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SOB STUFF.
Life is sad, and also often
Quite a tragedy,
'Oft it seems that naught to soften
Sorrow, can we see;
And not the least to cause regret
And make a work-day tough,
Is for a maiden to forget
Her powder puff.
Makes it tough for the boys around the of
fice,- too. They have to watch the clock to tell
when it's time to quit. Ordinarily when the
girls pull out the puff and begin to powder the
nose, the bovs know it's time to cover up the
old mill and call it a day.
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An examole of the triumph of mind over mat
ter is a man who can read the patent medicine
ads without feeling any symptoms.
See where Snain has recently launched her
first submarine, thus reviving her dream of naval
supremacy that Com. George Dewey knocked for
a row of empty port holes on the bright Sunday
morning of May 1, 1898.
"House Votes to End War" Headline.
That's all right with us if it means an end
to the tax on movie shows.
SPOT LIGHT CLUB.
Three years ago Dan Butler said,
"If I'm elected I shall wed,"
Dan Butler swore upon his knife
That he would take himself a wife
And settle down like married men
To be a useful citizen. (
So voters put Dan Butler in,
Upon that platform he did win, .
For voters thought that they could bank
Upon Dan Butler's marriage plank.
But still Dan lives we must confess ,
A life of single blessedness,
For Dan forgot, alas, gee whiz,
His pre-election promises,.
And seems content, it's understood,
To dwell in wretched bachelorhood.
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It is said that Georges Carpentier practices
climbing trees as part of his training tor trie
Dempsey slug-fest. And still there may not be
a tree handy on the day of the fight.
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A man's sympathies may be with the under
dog, but he usually places his bets on the one
"You say he operates on the stock exchange?"
Yes. He s a hore trader.
LISTEN, FOLKS.
This rule works both ways, you see,
And you can prove it if you choose,
If it's new it's in the "BEE,"
And if it's in the "BEE" it's newsl
How to Keep Well
By DR. W. A. EVANS
Questions concerning hyflsns, sanita
tion and provanMoa of diaoas. sub
mitted to Dr. Evans by readers of
The Be, will be answered personally,
subject to proper limitation, where a
stamped, addressed aavolope is en
closed. Dr. Evans will not make
dlafnoslt or prescribe for individual
diseases. Address lettara ia care ol
The Baa.
Copyright, 1921, by Dr. W. A. Evans.
THE NERVOUS BABY.
This column has carried a warn
ing against marrying a certain type
of woman and another against mar
rying a certain type of man. Other
similar warnings have been prom
ised. The story today la intended
as a warning against having a cer
tain kind of a baby. The Infant
terrible In mind is the nervous in
fant. This is how Dr. D. J. Miller
describes him. .
Active, alert and wide-eyed, usual
ly spoiled by the admiration of par
ents, relatives and attendants who.
especially the parents, are often as
nervous as ho and who are per
petually exhibiting his brightness
and cuteness to all who pass by.
Usually a poor and restless sleeper,
tossing about or rolling or banging
his head. Inclined to spit up food
and with capricious or abnormal ap
petite; starting and Jumping' at the
slightest sound; crying and fretting
constantly; the smallest Inconven
ience or disturbance often Inducing
prolonged spells of crying,' difficult
to allay, as difficult frequently to
decide whether from hunger, colic
or nervous Irritability. Afraid of
strangers or of any unusual sight or
object; hypersensitive of taste, re
fusing new 'articles of food or de
tecting trifling alterations in his
ordinary food, positive In his likes
anU dislikes as to foods. Hyper
sensitive to sound and color.
He Is hyperesthetic as to his skin,
developing rashes under slight pro
vocation. He teethes poorly. De
velops irritations as the result of
Irritation of the gums. He is sub
ject to nystagmus or rolling of the
eyes from side to side, head nodding,
head banging and head rolling, car
diospasm and pyloric stenosis.
He is intellectually precocious,
talks and walks early. I wonder
how many mothers who brag about
how early their babies walked and
talked know that psychologists know
this to be a sign of something
wrong.
Dr. Miller tells us, and most of us
knew it before, that some nervous
Infants are so because they are the
children of a poorly poised mother
or father. The sins of the fathers
are visited on the children. Some
are nervous becausse they are
brought up wrong. Even a baby
with the best of inheritance, cared
for by the calmest qt mothers can
bo spoiled by such nerve-recking
surroundings as excessive noise,
crowds, picture shows, shops, streets,
late hours, irregularity.
Many of them suffer from a com
bination of bad inheritance and
fussy parents, grandparents and at
tendants.
What is to be done with the nerv
ous infant? Surround him with
calm, quiet people. Keep him quiet
ly in his own home. Get him out
of the spotlight Quit Jiggling him.
Let him alone. Feed him regularly.
Put him to sleep at a regular time.
Train him, givee him plenty of min
erals. He needs greens, vegetables
and bread from whole grains. By
calming him one helps those dis
eases, disorders and difficulties in
feeding which grow out out of his
nervousness.
Better Be Examined.
C. B. A. writes: "Why do the feet
swell? Is it a dangerous condition?
What can I do for it? They aro
swollen almost to the knees. I am
51 years old. Is this condition
change of life?"
REPLY.
Tou should have your heart, kid
neys, and liver examined, varicose
veins may also cause the trouble.
Swelling of the feet, if considerable,
should be investigated.
Remaking Russia
Who Wants More Boils?
E. S. O. writes: "I have read
many times that it is dangerous to
poultice a boil, but still I hear it is
recommended right along. Am I
under the wrong impression? I
have a boil on my lip."
REPLY.
It is not especially dangerous, but
It Is an exhibition of bad judgment.
Poulticing begets other boils, and is
not one enough?
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Pasteurized Milk Best
L. B. P. writes: "In. answering
Mrs. W. S. in regard to milk for her
baby you state that next to mother's
milk comes fresh, diluted pasteur
ized milk. Is it an untruth that pas
teurizing milk places the vitamines
In such condition as to make them
of no value to infants, thus eventu
ally starving a child? I am now
buying expensive unpasteurized milk
and do not wish to continue it if it
not necessary."
REPLY.
Pasteurized milk is the safe milk.
Certified milk is fairly safe, but not
so safe as the pasteurized article.
The only vitamins which is affected
by pasteurizing is lessened but not
destroyed. Milk at its best does not
contain much of this vltamine. What
there is varies with the season of the
year, the food of the cows, the age,
the amount of handling, the distance
shipped and the bacteria, as well as
with the amount of heating that
has been done. Practically all chil
dren using any kind of .cow's milk
should have fruit or vegetable juice
in addition.
You tell 'em, printers.
It's just your type.
The reason manv a man fails to hear Oppor
tunity when, it knocks, is because he is busy
playing a jazz record online pnonograpn.
The average man would attend church more
regularly if there were cushions on tne seats.
An ounce of prevention isn't worth a pound
of cure not to a druggist.
The chief difference between insanity and love
is that a man in love docsn t care n he is cuckoo,
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A practical man is one who can carry to sue
cess anoiner inana wicuny.
A man doesn't acquire much knowledge who
is satisfied with his own society.
ISN'T IT THE TRUTH?
Bold youth uncharted seas may sail,
May carry to excess his whims,
Youth may not know such word as fail,
But he knows a lot of synonyms.
APTKR-THOUGHT: You can break the
- Probably Only Coincidence.
Mrs. ?J. H. P. writes: "I. Is It
possible that living in a high alti
tude might cause a person to be
come deaf? When my mother was
in her twenties she lived for a time
in Wyoming. She began to lose her
hearing at that time, or very soon
after, and is now quite dear. At
about the same age I spent a sum
mer In a high altitude, and immedi
atc-ly after returning I began to no
tice a sclight deafness, which is
gradually increasing.
"2. Do you think tne aititucie
might have caused this, or was it
mere coincidence?
"8. Is deafness hereditary? There
had been none in the family previ
ous to my mothers case.
"4. Would you think it inadvis
able for me to live in a high alti
tude?"
REPLY.
1 and 2. Coincidence.
3. Deafness runs in some families.
4. I do not think it will harm you.
From tha naltlmore American.
Russia requires its old ability to
support and keep fairly comfortable
the power to life itself to Us own
extent can the country, ruined by
four years of war and doubly ruined
by three years of bolshevtsm, take
cure of its own future restoration?
Passages from a British government
report, given out by the Department
of State at Washington, show that
British official Investigators have
formed a low estimate of the re
cuperative power of the land as
Lenlne has made it.
That dominant figure has made it
plain to the world that he and his
associates will stop playing house
after their own peculiar fashion in
the home of the one-time czar and
mujik, if the rest of the world will
only help restore the premises. It
has been observed before now that
the Lenlne appeals for help carry
two admissions. They admit that
communism cannot restore Russia,
and they equally admit that under
no other presently attainable regime
can Russia restore itself. When the
British investigators lay renewed
stress upon the Russian need of
outer aid, they intensify the force of
what those within the ruin admit.
But no one has yet given out any
serious estimate of the amount of
restoratives notably of imports
and of time that the process of re
storation will require.
' Some nations would apparently
prosper in a generation or so on
their own resources, if wasted to the
raw earth and left to shift for them
selves in their nakedness. Some such
countries have actually given by
their record tho impression of gain
ing a new fecundity from the pe
rapds of crushing disaster that have
periodically overtaken them. But
Russia does not belong to these.
As a vast plain dotted with self
sustaining villages, Russia has al
ways existed and exists today. As
an economic organism of parts, dach
serving the other, it has gone out of
existence. Now, in this sense, Rus
sia came into being only through
the magic of foreign capital.
Foreign capital built the railroads
and the porfi in greater part French
capital especially supplied the means
that the last czars employed or mis
employed to carry the sway of mod
ernized Russia to Port Arthur and
to Persia. Something of the founda
tion of all this vanished modernity
remains; a roadbed here and there,
at all events. Russia, even so, lacks
over 100,000,000 people. To what
feet. The world faces the unwel
come fact that for the present and
the visible future Russia, however
much picked up and set going again,
will remain a mass in unstable equi
librium, one of the parts Of the
world that fall over of themselves
and have to be picked up by others.
Nor is that situation bettered by the
fact that what there was of counter-
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tal diseases, no others being admit
ted; the other Rest Cottage being
designed for and devoted to the
exclusive treatment of select mental
cases requiring for a time watchful
care and special nursing.
A Bit o' Cheer
Each Day o the Year
By John Kendrick Bangs.
REALITIES.
I little care for dreams
These soft June days
Of visionary schemes
All full of haze,
For in the Real I find
Enough glad things
To give my heart and mind
The needed wings
To bear me upward to
The lofty peaks
Where lie the laurels true
My spirit seeks.
(CooyrlKht. 1S21. r-v the McClurs News
paper t-jndtcato.)
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To use a slang expres
sion: "We're there at'jht
finish."
The Robert Dempster Co.
Eastman Kodak Co.
1813 FaYnam Street
(Branch) 308 So. 15th St.
Omaha, Neb.
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procss of dlsannexatlon and seces
sion. Obviously Feminine.
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flies!"
"I'll get right after them, dear."
"You'll never kill them all."
"Well, I'll kill these threo, any
way they're females,"
"How do you know?"
"They made a dash for the mir
ror the first thing." Boston Tran
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Women: Consider
Your Property
Arc you trying to manage it
alone?
Do you encounter difficult
, problems?
Is it a drain on your time and
energy?
Is it a congenial occupation?
This Trust Company through
a Custodianship arrange
ment handles the property of
many women of Nebraska.
They find it a great relief.
And the charges are nominal.
Frequently they are more
than saved because of the
more experienced manage
ment. You are invited to confer with
our Trust Officer about your
property. Ask him, too, for a
copy of our Trust booklet,
which merits your study.
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1612 Fartiam Street Omaha Nebraska, M
Big Break in Prices
Pianos and PlayerPianos
The Big Omaha Art and Music Store
New Meldorf
Player Piano
Finished In fancy
figured double ve
neer oak, mahogany K
or walnut (dull or
polished) five point
motor, brass trim
ming!, full metal
plate, transposing
ksy davica and
natural expression.
In fact, all that .
goes to make up a '
fine No. 1 player
at tha special re
duction prica of
$395
Tho Now
Dunbar Piano
Also Id double ve
neer oak, mahog
any or walnut (dull
or polished), dou
ble repeating action
full tone, Empin
top and full T't
octave. This piano
is Indeed an op
portunity for those
who have been
seeking a real Val
ue. Fully guaran
teed and offered in
this great aala foi
only
$275.
A Saving of $200 to $300
on These Instruments
You may pay cash on whatever terms may be de
sired. Remember, a little down and a little each
month, puts a piano or a player in your home.
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These Are All Standard Instruments
Made by the most reputable manufacturers. Every
piano and player is a wonderful value and
Carries the Regular Hospe Guarantee
We are overstocked. We carry products of 12
piano manufacturers. We are making a clean
sweep. It is indeed a great sacrifice sale of high
class goods. We must turn this enormous stock into
money. Out-of-town customers may order by mail
with every assurance of fair dealing. A small de
posit will hold the instrument you select.
$2.50
$2.50 Pr
Week Buy a
New Dunbar
Piano
For 47 Years at
1513-15 Douglas St.
The Big Omaha Art and
Music Store
$3.50
$3.50 Per
Week Buys a
New Meldorf
Player
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