If V 'f sr.- ttgt'' At M ' 8 D THE BEE: OMAHA. SUNDAY, MAY 8, 1921. Have You Met Him? The Enthusiastic Hand Shaker Who Was on the. Foot Ball Team at College The Married Life of Helen and Warren vviiii uruuiei vjiicuiie . y c"akjljb.i uan. wown (Copyright. Ufa Pub. Co.) V 1 T" . " . - . . ; ' ; ; r 1 ' ain tt 1 Y Comedy Complication! Vollow War- ren't Heroic Ho'.dup of Sub way Crook. "It's too crowded!" protested Helen. "Lets wit for the next. "Come on, it's after 1 1 now." War ren wedged hia way into the over crowded car, making a passage for her to lollow. "Oh, it'i suffocating," shrinking from the subway crush. "Quickest way to get home," h; booked a distant strap with his cane ''We shouldn't have played that last rubber. Kennedy never knows when to stop. "They played better than usual to night," holding close to his arm. V "No wonder. They held every thing. I had rotten cards all eve ning." . . At the next station, as more pas sengers forced their way in, Helen was crushed against a stout red faced man, his breath strongly alco holic. With every lurch of the car she felt the pressure of his repugnant coipulence. "Oh. dear, this is awful!" trying to protect her hat. "Yes, it's pretty thick in here," ad mitted Warren, drawing her close. With closed eyes, she leaned against him, almost faint from the airless, sickening congestion. Two stations further on, she was roughly aroused by Warren's curt "We get out here!" It was not their station, but cut ting short her amazed protest, hi elbowed his way out and she" was forced to follow. . On the plntform he paused to w hisper a tense. - "That man's got my watch! Fol low me keep your trap shut!" The next moment he was bound inz ud the stCDS after a tall man whom Helen recognized as having been jammed against him. She re membered the sleeve of that light gray coat as he held to the strap. At the top of the steps, he turned down the side street,- Warren several yards' behind. It was a dim, deserted neighbor hood of closed shops. There was no one In sight no one to call to for help. Her heart in her throat, Helen followed, their footsteps awesomely distinct in the silent street. How reckless of Warren to accost this thief alonel Why had he not de clared his loss in the car? Suddenly the man glanced over his shoulder then quickened his pace. He had sensed he was being followed. He might be armed! What if he should turn and fire? ' Now thoroughly terrified, she was running to keep up, her high-heeled satin slippers impeding her progress. It was in the loneliest, darkest part of the block that Warren caught up with the fugitive and gripped his arm. "Hand over that watch!" The man spluttered, struggling to jerk away. "Not a word now!" savagely. "Hand over that watch or there'll be trouble!" Helen's heart stood still as she saw the man's ' hand slip into his pocket. Would he draw out a re volveror a black-jack? The next second she caught the glint of gold as he relinquished the watch. Jerking away from War ren's relaxed grip, he dashed down the street and around the first cor ner without a backward glance. Ohoh, I was so frightened!' breathlessly Helen joined him. "Why didn't you get a policeman?" "Got my watch, thrusting it into his pocket. "That's what I was after!" . "But you might have been killed! He might have had " "Huh. these pickpockets are too cowardly to put up a fight. - You saw how he wilted when I nabbed him? He knew I meant business that I- wouldn't stand for any monkey work." "You were wonderful! That was the -. bravest thing for you to con front a criminal like that alone!" "Yes, I pulled that off all right." with a chuckle. "That was a neat .job." .-. : "How could you be sure he had it? Did you see him take it?" "I was on to him three stations back. He kept pushing against me a darned sight more than was nec essary. , He was after my wallet, but he couldn't get at that so he lifted the watch instead." "When did you miss it" "At the last station when that mob crowded oh. I was tryirig to protect you from that fat slob and this shark jammed against me on 1 te other side. I could-feel his arm I move. Then I felt for my watch i it was gone. I knew he'd get. off at the next 'Stop, so I was ready , I to trail him." 1 " Most men would have made an outcry - right there but you fol lower him and got it back alone," pressing his arm in thrilled admira- i tion. "If I'd set ud a howl in the car. ,he'd have passed it on to some con federate. e.' These dips always work s. I thought I'd nail him on in pairs. my own. ' " ... All the way back to the subway, Helen effused over his daring brav ery. His Egotism always susceptible to any tribute to his masculine prow- ess, he grew more inflated under this fulsome praise. 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No trouble or expense, and the most wonderful tact about the appli ance la that tt la sold so reasonable that ft ta within the reach of all. both rich and Ma natter how had your ailment, or how long standing, we will be pleased ta have yos try it at our ml:. For full Information write today not tomorrow. Bedlam Appliance Co., Ill Dradbury Mr. Holden who had the apartment over theirs. Fairly bubbling over with pride, Helen had to relate Warren's courageous feat. "Well, that wag great but it was pretty risky," declared Mr. Holden. "I wouldn't want to tackle one of those fellows alone." "Huh, no fight in him," shrugged Warren. "He came across without a whimper. You should have seen him run like a scared rabbit! "Fm glad you threw a scare into him," approved Mr. Holden as they left the car. If everybody had your nerve there wouldn't be so many holdups. "Jove, it's after 12," when Warren switched on the lights in the library, "Hustle now, let's get to bed. Here, no time for that! "Oh, you're so wonderful!" draw ing down his head for an adoring caress. You heard what Mr. Holden said that it was awfully risky. But you never even thought of the danger!" "I was thinking of my ticker," grinned Warren. "Wasn't going to let him make off with that. He got the surprise of his life when I nabbed him." "Dear, he didn't look like a sneak thicf," slipping off her evening wrap. "You can't go by looks. Had a big diamond scarf-pin he'd swiped from somebody. I hen With a yawn, urn you put on anotner blanket? I almost froze last night." No: dear, I forgot it I'll do it right away." faking an extra blanket from the hall closet, Helen started to re make the bed. She was' still reliv ing the exciting chase as she tucked in .the covers. Warren had been too fearless. He should not have confronted a des perate criminal single-handed. Bet ter to have lost the watch, even though it was the one his Uncle Henry had given him, than to have taken such a risk. "What have you got?" as Pussy Purr-Mew, who had been romping about with some elusive plaything, now rolled it from under the bed and darted after it. "Oh, a collar but ton," rescuing it fromjhe mischiev ous paws. -" Placing it in the leather box on Warren's chiffonier she stopped pertificd. - A dazed moment. She was staring at his watch! There it lay beside his brushes! In changing to his evening clothes, he had forgotten it. And the other watch I What did it mean? "Warren Warren!" "Eh, what's wrong?" he appeared at the door, startled by the tense note in her voice. Words failing her, she pointed to his watch on the chiffonier. "Holy smoke!" An excruciating silence as he jerked from his pocket the alien watch. It was the same size but heavily engraved. , "What have you done?" stam meretl Helen. "I held up that man for his own watch!" "He he didn't take yours at all?" stupidly. "Evidently not," sarcastically, "since it's there on the dresser." "Warren!" grasping the enormity nf his hlunderine offense. Holding it close to the bedside light, he examined the watch for some identification. "Not a mark," opening the inner case. "That puts me in a hell of a fix." , , "Oh, you must find, out who he is!" excitedly. "You must return it!" - "How can I? The blamed thing's not even initialed. How the devil am I going to find out who it belongs to? An expensive watch, too." "And he he thought you were holding him up!" gasped Helen. "Has that just, dawned on you? What else could he think?" Then grimly, "And he thought about right." - ... ' "Oh, Warren, that's the most dreadful thing! What can you do?" "Advertise that's all I can think of. If he turns up,' I'll have a peach of a time explaining."' "You should have been sure! You shouldn't have rushed off after him unless you knew he had it. War ren, it's the most awful thing I ever heard of!" "Huh, you've changed your tune. 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Checking Up Congress. They speak with fervor of the good or bad works of the air mail department; they wonder if some things they look upon as short comings in the air service are the result of indifference on the part of department heads, or whether additional appropriations by con gress will aid them. If better planes, better motors, a ship for each pilot anything that will make a dangerous job more safe depends on congress, then these wives emphatically de mand that congress get busy and do everything possible. They're against night flying, until planes, fields and everything are equipped for it. : "Night flying can be done, and ' done successfully," said Mrs. Knight. "Jack demonstrated that when he made the night flight from North Platte to Chicago. If they have the kind of lighting system the pilots want, if motors can be kept in prime condition, but I don't like the thought of it over the mountains' or without every necessary preparation and bit of, equipment." 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