THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY. APRIL 27. 1921. I t w t Ml P' .(it i" I .sv I w 1 I tii TheOmaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY NELSON B. CPDIKE. Publisher. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS . ' The Auorlaud Praia, of waleb Tha Ilea 1i a niabrr. la cluaiiaiy mt K ltd te ib iim for publlcailoo rf til nn dlapaaehes eradlti-d to II or not otlwrwIM credited In Hit paper, tad tit the mi i'uoiimiw Bfroui. ui ruou of puoucauoa of cu evade! cuapaicnaa ere aiao nrrrta BEE TELEPHONES Mute llranrh Etreanre. A Ik foe Tl 1 ataV lb iMptrtmeol of Parana Wanted. WW Pa Night Calls After 10 a. at. I Kolterlal Dnwitntnt .,......... Trier 1000!, C'lrrultUon Deiiartaienl Tries I0ML Adiartialnf Depertaeat .... xyitl iooj OFFICES OF THE BEE . Mam Offtoei lTth and Femem Council Diuffa 13 Bcott lit. I Houtli Side. MJ South iita SI Out-ol-Towa Offlceai Chicago -:! rifth At. I Waaatnttoa 1111 0 at. lager Bids. I Tuit. Franca, 20 But St. Beaort The Bee 8 Platform 1. Nw Union Passenger Statioa. 2. Coatinuad improTamant of the Ne braska Highways, inclutlinf I ha pava mcnt of Main Tkereug kfarat leading into Omaha with a Brick Surfaca. 3. A ahorl, low-rala Waterway from tha Corn Bait to tha Atlantic Ocoan. 4. Homa Rule Chartar for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. Nebraska's Revenue Law. ! Pending the thorough and complete revision of the revenue Jaw of the state, the Nebraska legislature has passed a bill that works some ex tensive and to a considerable extent experimental changes in the methods of levying and collecting taxes. Until the measure as amended and finally passed has been thoroughly studied none can exactly say what it will or will not do. Onty one thing may be agreed upon, and that is that not a few of its provisions deal with subjects on which more than' one opinion may be held, and so are likely to engender friction and possi bly litigation. The fundamental principle of taxation, that it be laid equally on all forms. of property is sup posed to be maintained in the new law. In the beginning this principle was not hard to apply, because property was easily located and its" value could be fixed with reasonable accuracy and equity. Developments incident to social growth have complicated the problem of levying taxes to such degree that justice has not always been done. New and varied forms of property have sprung up, and sometime's ,oWoui or ob scure methods of escaping taxation have been practiced, to the end that too much of a burden has rested on those forms of wealth that could not be hidden, and this naturally has aroused a desire to establish a better plan. " - Charges have freely been made in debate over this bill that it will favor one class of property owners at the expense of others. If this should be borne out by experience, and only in that way can the truth be demonstrated, then the' popular demand for the general overhauling of the revenue law will be the greater. One of the r.ew ideas in the present measure deals with some business enterprises that are seasonal in their nature. Instead of valuing these for assess ment on a given day of the year, an average of all the business is to be taken as a basis. On this point such difference of view exists that it is mor.-lly certain some interesting arguments will be heard in court before the tax is finally collected. Some of the plans for dealing with "intangibles" are also likely to breed lawsuits. What is plain is that the framing of a revenue law is not a light undertaking. A new principle is finding great favor among students of the problem, that the tax should be taken from those forms of property or sources of revenue which are better able to bear it This does not man that the burden is not to be distributed equally, but that the general law will recognize the varia tions that exist between the different sorts of taxable wealth, and that imposts will be laid ac cordingly. Experience of all governments just now indicate the desirability of discovering better ways of raising revenue. We have long since passed .the capitation period and its practices, but that does not mean that some of the refinements now being adopted are more than expedients, or that any of the panaceas proposed are finally effective. A tax will continue to be a certain part of private income seized for public use, and roust finally come out of production. A Record of Useful Performance. Let' not waste so much time listening to what the candidates promise they are going to do. It will pay better to notice what some of them are doing. For example, W. G. Ure has just put through the city council an ordinance that will fix the rates for electric light and power service in Omaha 'on a basis that reduces the charge to 3S.0OO small consumers and increases it to 21S large buyers of power. This is real service to the home owners, the flat dwellers, and to every householder in Omaha. In this service Mr. Ure is redeeming prom ises made long ago, that he would look .after the interests of the people of Omaha at all times. This is but one instance in a long record Of use ful performance that stands to the credit of the present city commissioners, and is the chief rea son why The" Bee believes they are entitled to re-election They study all city problems closely, and give the public the benefit of their best judgment, and that judgment is sound, for it rests on ripe experience; and it is unbiased, for it is the honest expression of an honest man. Performance is always a safe basis for future expectations, and on their records as heads of the different departments and their actions as members of the council, we commend Messrs. Ure, Zimman, Ringer, Butler, Towl and Fal coner to the voters as worthy to be re-elected to the city commission. The Ring, the Girl and the Man. When romance goes awry, the girl asks her self, "Shall I keep the ring and the presents he has given me?" And the young man. winders how he will get his gifts back, perhaps having a second adventure in view and thriftily not wish ing to incur added expense. -: In a Brooklyn court a young man stilMn; col lege lately brought suit against 19-year-old girl for recovery of $389.50, the value of jewelry and other gifts to her. The judge, taking cog nizance of the fact that when the engagement began the girl was only 17 and hence could not enter into a marriage agreement, dismissed the claim. Such may be the law, but between it and honorable custom there Xa wide breach in this instance. Unless a young woman loves a; man for his presents more than for himself, when love goes, the gifts are returned. It may be difficult, however, for tho rejected or disillusioned swain to make an outright demand" for his tokens, for then he indicates that they were more in the nature of an investment than a free will offering, and that when the investment ceased to pay interest it was to be revoked. Altogether, a very mixed up situation, this of the ring, the girl and the man, and doubtless one every judge as well as everyone else would like to keep out of. Napoleon's Lost Glory. The French nation is preparing to com memorate the one hundredth anniversary of the death of Napoleon, and some are seeing in this an indication of the revival of the idea of mili tary grandeur which has sickened the world. England, which feared and hated the Corsican conqueror, can not be expected to take any large part in the observance, and even to this day Scottish mothers terrify their children with tales of "Old Nap," who makes a very satisfactory substitute for a bogy man. Men small in stature may be excused foi their admiration of Napoleon, and now and then Americans are found who like to think that they resemble him in appearance, just as others, lacking in beauty, strive to call attention to their resemblance to Lincoln. These may quote with pleasure the story of Napoleon coming out of his council and . being unable to reach his hat, which was hung on a high peg. An officer who rushed to his aid exclaimed, "I beg you par don. Sire, I am higher than your majesty." "You mean longer, sir," retorted the "Little Corporal." ' H. G. Wells in his venture into history has taken many flings at the French hero, as be seems an Englishman. The words of Robert G. Ingersoll on standing at the tomb of Napoleon are alio in line with modern opinion: - I thought of the orphans and widows he had. made, of the tears that had been shed for his glory, and the only woman who loved him, pushed from his heart by the cold hand of ambition, and I said I would rather have been a French peasant and worn wooden shoes. ' This "imperial impersonation of force and murder," gossip relates, did not even dare have himself shaved by a barber, but cut his own beard, this in the day before the safety razor. At the beginning of his success in the field he used to say to his soldiers:' "You have fought splendidly." Later he changed it into "We have fought splendidly," and still later, VI have won a splendid battle." It is ill-advised to criticise France tor recall- ... t ' ' - t ' A t ! l r n n i A c KA(ff mar tnat Dan Ol us nisiory wmi.ii - Napoleon. In spite of his mistakes and weak nesses, in spite of all he cost the people wno followed him, he was a military leader and an administrator of whom any race could be proud. His name can never be blotted from history, and the less he is forgotten the more may be learned from his career, some to be followed and some to be avoided. Not Clay, but Fleet Feet An idol has fallen, the place once held by a leader" is vacant, and songs once hymned to his praise have turned to a chorus of objurgatory denunciation. All because the 'woDDiies nave fannr! out the truth about "Big Bill" Haywood. The Western Federation of Miners knew it long ago. . It is now public property that the ooastiui of the revolution is a moral coward, or, in the acid argot of the I. W. W., "a big yel low neck." Idolized by the proletariat, dreaded by the law-abiding, a pest and nuisance to the authorities, this demigod of the downtrodden nas rfUrlrttdrf himself at last to everybody. A fugi tive from justice, whether in Riga or elsewhere, he stands a traitor to those with wnom ne naa ra.t hie lot: his utter lack of moral courage shown' by his unwillingness to sustain the martyr's' crown. To be sure, Haywood had had taste of prison life sufficient to satisfy an ordinary mortal, and it may be admitted that he had little stomach for more, but he .had invited it, had boasted of his readiness to, undergo the penalty of defying the law that he might stir.ms toiiow ers up to the pitch of revolt, and some of them must have expected he would go through with his program. Whether he be a syndicalist or a communist is not so much of moment just now. Most folks are not deeply concerned m tnc nnc distinctions that are drawn by the forces of de struction when they are classifying themselves. One or the other, they are bent on overturning our government and all its institutions, and so .kiirrnt tn the oeaceful. orderly com- arc aiv.w - munity of Americans. What will hold attention for the moment is that the ie en i idol were not day, but fleet enough to make a discreet exit just before the deputy marshal made his entrance. Belgium's Women Vote. Women voted for the first time in the recent Belgian elections, with the result that the cleri cal party made considerable gain in the. large cities. Queen Elizabeth herself went to the polls, thus no doubt encouraging the humble members of her sex to take their part in public affairs. Religion and politics are closely inter twined in most European countries, and the clerical party in Belgium has been a force for conservatism which in the last decade has been menaced by the socialists. Now, with 700,000 mote women than men registered, the elections show the conservatives gaining at the expense of the socialists. Here is the irony of fate. It was the social ists and other radicals that led the agitation in Europe for woman suffrage, and their very suc cess in accomplishing this end has weakened their political power. Women certainly are not radical as a class, and there are sOme who un fairly claim that they are not even progressive. At all events, the new voters may be counted on to provide a safe and sane block against radical movements. If the Earl of Derby weirs that kind of a hat on his visit to Ireland, it had better be made of something heavy enough to withstand brick bats. '' At last a human fly has fallen from a high building and the public is convinced that there is no trick about the business, after ill. Virtue comes frOra triiriing and habit, not from rules and laws, which is tO say that the tome is mightier than any legislature. Now the engineers declare the lakes-to-sea waterway is practical and only congress is hold ing out. Now for an open air building show. What the Farmers Are After Memorial Presented to the President By Union Delegates (Washington Dispatch to New York Times.) While the solution of the railroad situation is waiting on action to be taken by the federal labor board at Chicago and the proposed senate investigation, pressure is being brought to bear on the president and other government officials to hasten agreements for reduction of rates and wages so that agriculture and industry may be stimulated, A delegation representing the National Farmers' Union and other agricultural organiza tions which have been in conference here called at the. White House and presented a memorial to President Harding asking that immediate re lief be given. The memorial was presented by A. C. Davis, secretary of the union. In part, it read: "With your permission we appeal to you to invoke the great powers of your exalted office in an effort to correct the industrial evils from which the whole country is suffering. Though agriculture is the chief victim of deflation, largely artificial and precipitated, we believe, without due consideration of its probable disastrous con sequences, our plea is not alone for the farmers. The entire nation is industrially sick and needs all the care and all the attention that thoughtful and honorable men in all honorable callings can give it. "Therefore, we have asked you, as the na tion's president, as the executive head of the greatest republic the world has ever known, to assume a vigorous and determined leadership in the work of bringing out of a chaotic condition an industry which must be restored to some thing of its oristine trlorv if anything like nor mal conditions are to prevail in the workshops and factories of our land. "With frozen credits, with almost prohibitive freight rates and with costs of distribution so enormous, it is impossible for the farmer to mar kct his products without incurring a loss. The consequence is that while millions of tons of food rot in the field or are held in the barns or in other places of storage, scores of our children in the cities are unable to obtain food sufficient to nourish their little bodies "The farmers are overwhelmed with debt. They are unable to buy necessary fertilizer. They can not obtain needed credit and there are in hundreds of thousands of cases no markets open to them. This condition they had no part in bringing about. Like the starving child or the undernourished mother in the city, they are the innotent victims of a misused economic system, manipulated, we fear, by shortsighted and self ish interests. "Some citizens, who have not felt the sting of adversity, are insisting that things are all right and they will correct themselves. They are living in the enjoyment of great wealth and are wondering why anybody should complain. They know of nothing that should be reformed except the income tax schedule, and this they think should be scaled down. But we speak not alone for agriculture, but for the vast mass of the toilers and producers of our land when, we ay that things economical and industrial are in a bad way. ' In your magnificent address to congress you said that railway rates were too high and they must come down. In this statement you cor rectly interpret the sentiment, at least of agri culture. The freight rates constitute a crushing burden on the farmer. We maintain that the rise in freight rates to heights hitherto un dreamed of at a time when their products were being marketed at figures far below the ten-year average price is crushing the life out of the in dustry and if continued will retard the develop ment of that co-operative spirit amonar the great industries of the nation which must be fostered' in order to bring about in an qrderly 'manner the reconstruction of our disordered national life. "We ask you. Mr. President, to brine these fragments together. Call a conference of the heads of finance, the heads of the coal industry, the oil industry, the railway industry and the heads of labor, especially the railway labor boards. Let these gentlemen, in harmonv with agriculture and under your leadership; work out a solution of this problem. Bring the poles of numan tnougnt together and locus theeyes ot all upon the one great goal of enlightened re construction. Senator Capper, "who with other senators and representatives, accompanied the delegation, urged the president to call such a conference. French Railway Deficit One of tile most difficult orobfems facinsr the French Parliament at oresent is that arising from the fact that there is at present a deficit of 8,000,000 francs per day on the working of the French railways. The total deficit for all the lines (including the state railways) down to the end of the past year was 3.100.000.000 francs. the deficit on the state system aldne being re sponsible for 800,000,000 francs of this sum. In a report presented to the senate by M. Jean neney, the finance commission of the upper house calls especial attention to the fact that the application of the eight-hour law to the rail ways has involved an enormous addition to the cost of working and it urges that until normal conditions again prevail every possible advan tage should be taken of the possibilities for ex emptions from the strict provisions of the law and that for certain departments in connection with the railways supplementary hours should be authorized. In view of the fact that it must be some time before the new regime for the railways can come into operation the commis sion urges that immediate steps should be taken to remedy some of the evils at present suffered. Another recommendation of the commission is that the number of privileged tickets should be radically reduced. Experts agree that it is impossible to expect to reduce the existing deficit on working by any further increase of tariffs as the limit appears to have been reached and further increases would have the two-fold effect of reducing the total revenue from traffic and bring about a further rise in high cost of living. London Economist France Testing New Roads. Contrary to past practice, composition road surfaces are being put down by the French high way authorities in the Rhone valley. At Givors a test is being made of two miles of an Italian composition. This has a cement basis and is guaranteed for 15 'years. The road authorities have expressed their willingness to experiment with competitive types of road material. Of 33, 000 miles of roads that required repairs at the time of the armistice, 13,620 miles hve been greatly improved, and 2,200 miles have been com pletely repaired. Compressed Air Magazine. ' Another Old-Timer in Discard. What has become of the publicity seeker whose boast it was that he had appeared before all the crowned heads of Europe? Buffalo Ex press. Musings of a Married Man. A house that seems too small when one is buy ing or renting it turns out to be too large when the spring housecleaning season arrives. Toledo Blade. The Easiest. In trying to decide what is easiest in this world we hve'come to the conclusion it is telling some other fellow not to worry.The Atchison Globe. The Only One. The fellow who can fool all the women all the time is the fellow who changes the fashions. Jewell (Kan.) Republican. Open Season For Umpires. This is the season to say it with pop bottles. Indianapolis Star. FOR DICTIONARY ADDICTS. "What is this subluxation I am hearing about? Could it cause all the things I am told it does?" C. "VV. writes: When a bona is completely out of Joint we say it is luxated or dislo cated. This term is applied particu larly to tho hip Joints and chouliler Joints, both of which are of tho ball and aocket variety. "When a Joint is luxated the head of one bone is en tirely out of the socket and rests on the bone nearby. Then somebody who wanted to use a high sounding word for a w. k. an almost universal condition turned the pages of the dictionary until he ran across luxated as the high sounding name for well-known dislocation. By addinc sub to the word luxation they had a real high brow term for a condition that is as common as pig tracks. Whenever a bone Which is set on another bone slips a little out of po sition, not enough to fairly call it a dislocation, it can be said to be sub- luxated. Just how prevalent is this condition? Why. everybody Is do ing It. Wrhen a child slouches down he subluxatea the bones or his spinal column. When the mother tells Johnny to hold his head and shour ders back she says in substance, "Johnny, unsubluxate your cervical, dorsal, and lumbar vertebrae," Ev ery old base ball player has two hands full of subluxated fingers. And now lest you get the Idea that the blessings of subluxation are limited to my sex I will change my line of Illustration. Every woman suffering from bunions has subluxa tion of the bones of her feet. More over, not one person in a hundred Is free from subluxated toe Joints. In other words, the chances are that any person you might stop on the street has two shoes full of sublux ated feet parts. There are two types of Joints In which subluxations occur with great frequency the hinge Joints and the sliding Joints. Since in each of these types the bones slide on each Joint, what more natural than one should slide a lltte too far and result In what some high brow folks call a subluxation? We, the plain people, are liable to forget ourselves and say that "John Is beginning to stoop as he grows older." How much harm does it do? Some. Just how much must be answered for each case. Do the subluxated verte brae press -on the spinal nerves as they emerge from the spinal canal. Swanberg did a very accurate and thorough piece of research work to settle that point. He says no one has disproved the correctness of his conclusions. Therefore, all this balderdash abouf stopping the flow of tha spinal fluid Is without ana tomic basis. The other night I attended a ban quet given In honor of a distin guished dentist. This worthy and honorable man has worked over his chair dally for thirty-odd years until he has developed a most marked hump a very considerable degree of subluxation. At 61 he Is as fit as a fiddle and Atlaslike carries his own load and the loads of many otherst I know a hunchtd back writer who works hard, holds a manTs place In tho world, turns out good stun, ana raaiaies joy; i won der what he, or my dentist friend, thinks about the wild theory that subluxation presses on the spinal nerves and thus causes smallpox and 67 times 57 kinds of other diseases. Or what would the bse ball play er think if. you told him that his subluxated fingers were the cause of his oncoming baldness? Or I won der If the man with two shoes full of subluxated toe would Tagree that 'th .nnAiHnn - tt bis fet .was re sponsible for the attack fit the flu.. in lis? . , OX Old History or Nebraska. !. Columbus. Neb.. April 22. To the Editor- of The Hie: I have been (and will continue to be) a sub scriber to The Dally liee many years. It is delivered to mo by the book store, and wo are well pleased with it. I also want to sny I have a history of Nebraska. of 1882. Thinking that there may bo somebody who would liko to have a relic of that time and kind, perhaps, you could secure a purchnser for it. . It is 10 by 12 inches in size, four Inches thick and contains over 1,500 pages. It is a complete history of the state up to that time. Has been in my care most of the lime and is in good condition ex cept the cover where tho bncks are fastened Is torn loose, nothing lost. It is complete as to the contents of same. WM. BECKER. , . . . . . I nonesi ana ure ior law eniorceiuem. inoy navo oeen inea ana iuuhu wanting in that regard as stated In the columns of the World-Herald, their personal champion and mouth piece. It cannot be possible the good peo ple, dcslro that our peace officers close their eyes to law violations and cease their activities for law enforce ment and good government. Good government is based on Bound moral ity. I predict a large majority of these same voters will cast their ballots for Kinger ond good government on election clay. Uesppctfully, A, It. WIENS. Yes By Physician. ' ' W' H. W. writes: "The 'other day" you had a lengthy. article on the re moval of sears, also an article on the removal of warts. These two articles have prompted me to ask. Can moles be removed ? I have about four or five on my face and cer tainly would like to have them -removed." REPLY. Moles can be removed. However, do not "projic" with them yourself. Either have them removed by a phy sician or leave them entirely alone; Here's Name of Remedy. Generous Cuss writes: "Please give the name of a yellow salve good for sties. Long ago I had one, used that salve, and found It very good. I 'passed it along,' I now know-of another friend to whom I would like to give it, but I can't find the name of the salve. I remember it was yellow and came In a tube." . . . ' . ' ' REPLY. - Ointment of yellow ojide of mer cury Is in wide use as a local appli cation for sties. Special Treatment Advisable. Mies P. A. A. writes: "When I was about 10 years old I had double pneumonia. When I began to re cover I did not spit up any phlegm. but I broke out with the hives. Ever since, whenever I get sick, I break out with hives. I am now 14, "1. Are hives dangerous? "2. Does vaccination cure the hives? "3. Does dieting do any good?" 1 REPLY. 1. Ordinary hives, no. 2. Your history indicates that you became hypersensitive to some pro tein substance absorbed from your lungs when you had pneumonia. If this is the case, in all probability you would be benefited by being de sensitized against the bacteria of pneumonia. On that theory dieting should not help you. ... Use Vinegar for N'lts. -Mrs. B. N. writes: "Kindly advise a remedy to lake nits off a child's head. I have, tried everything that people ' advised. I wash her head once a week and fine comb it every day, but cannot get the nits off." REPLY. Hot vinegar and a fine tooth comb. THE UNFAILING LIGHT. What la your light, O upward presslnc aoul. Tour kaeon lliht, which to your heavenly thai Illume your path? Is it tha light vhsae Water faije With hidden face, behind tha, evening ahadei? Is It tha aun. whoaa beauteous brilliant' raya Doth Kutd your footatepa down your fleeting days? Then when at t It alnka beyond your eight. What a-uldea .yeu through the long and tlarktoms night? . It It the silver moon, whose warm pale light Ha,th been ordained to rule the allent :htt " But which sa oft Is wrapped within Its shroud Of fog ad mist, of dnae and lowering , claud. Is It tha light of reason, foellah soul.' A mirage, yeu would follow tn your goalT Illuelra faith. Illusive hose. Illusive light. That luraa your mortal soul to endleaa night. Oa Is the riaan .Lord, tha Chrlel, your light. r " Befulgent gleam, which dissipates ' the nlsht? The aun and moon must wane, O pilgrim soul. His light will never wane, Ita aourca.xouf goal. GEORGE. B. CHILD3. Mr. Agncw on (Jungs. Omaha, April 23, 1921. To the Editor of The Bee: In tho present city campaign we are" hearing a great deal about gangs of various kinds until it has become very tiresom'c to a great many people. We hear about the Dahlman gang, the Kinger gang, the Third ward, gang, the Sut ton gang and the church gang. Would it not sound better if the various candidates would cut out the I gang talk, and talk more about the real issues or mm campaign, ti is my opinion that fully 90 per cent of the voters of our city will vote as they think is the best for the city of Omaha,-nnd .because some people vote for candidates I do not vote for, is no sign that they are horse thieves or belong to a certain kind of gang In city elections T vote Just as I please and do not belong to any gang but the city of Omaha gang and everybody in the city o'ught to be long to the city of Omaha gang, for we all want to see the city grow and prosper. On primary day a man asked me to vote for a certain can didate, and I told him I never would do so in either the primaries or the city election. He said. "Oh. you be long to the Dahlman gang." I told him that I belonged to no gang and voted Just as I pleased whether any body else like.s it or not. One of the present city commis sioners told me that taxes In Omaha are lower than they were three years ago. I do not know wuat Kina oi mathematics he follows, but the tax payers figure it differently. I sup pose this certain city ' commissioner does not figure the special taxes that have been levied from time to time as any taxes at all, but people who have to pay them think they are taxes. Then the loss of the court house came under the present city administration, and I do not figure anyway but that the cost of restoring the court house comes under the happenings of the city administra tion. When candidates say publicly that hey are in favor of vast public improvements, in every part 'of the city, which means millions more of bonds and taxes, I think it is about time that the people in general who are already tax-burdened almost to the breaking point, should awako and see who the candidates are who want .to still further increase the tax bur dens, when times are like. they are m all parts of the country and the world at large Cut out the gang talk and let us decide whether we want vast pub lic improvements to make our bur dens still more burdensome. FRANK A. AGNEW. Collectors Who'd Collect. If the United States wants to see to it that tho German indemnity is properly collected why not appoint an American reparations commission of three members; a book agent, an industrial life insurance man end a colloctor for one of the corrrspon dctice schools? Lowell Courlcr-Citlsen. raying With a Shirt. "Heaven help me!" wrote a Buf falo man with a sense of humor to the state income tax bureau. "In closed plense And notice of additional assessment of the state income tax. I am giving you everything I have left" which was a shirt. New York World. The Conclusion. After reading Colonel House, Mr. Lansing, Andre Tardleu and a few other commentators, one may be forgiven for coming to the conclu sion that there never was any peace conference in Paris. Chicago Dally News. World's New Problem, There would be more interest in "Uncle Tom's Cabin," vyhich was written 69 years ago this month, if it were a helpful treatise on the housing situation. Providence Journal. Laboring Men for Ringer. Omaha. April 25. To the Editor of The Bee: As a laboring man, home-owner and citizen of Omaha. I would like to call the attention of the twenty-one odd thousand "well meaning." but misguided voters who cast their ballots for a certain citizen now drawing two salaries from the pockets of the wage earners. True one1 salary is paid wholly from "money paid by Omaha taxpayers, the other y. citizens of the United States, but nevertheless all in the end paid by -the wage earners. I have waited in vain for some shrewd citizen to offer an explana tion of this large vote. Does it mean that Dahlman and Dunn will not en force tho law, if elected mayor and councilman, equally as well as Smith and Ringer now do, or will they in the interest of "contentment" and "harmony" say to the bootlegger and prostitute the town is yours, we will not suppress or fight you? Which? From my point of view it appears to be more a protest against the laws now on our statute books than any dislike for Ringer or his fearless en forcement of law. Both Dahlman and Dunn admit publicly they ar EARL H. 8URKET " k BURKET som Eatabliehed 1878 FUNERAL DIRECTORS IN A LIGHTER VEIN. s we understand the efforta to purlfv modern ilanoe, tha half-nelaon and aole eore holila are to be barred. Canton (Ohio) ltepository. N Mr. Newrlch. (examining rurto) Ti thousand veers old? You rant kid mi Why. It's only iM now! Tha resell Show (London). "We women boar pain better men ' Who told you that? Tour rtootnrT' noemaker. KariKaiur ana). ' Nil my (Christ! A flivver !vi Newton, Kan., broke tha arms of four persona who attempted to crank It In leee than a week. That'a what enmee of croeelng bicycle with a mule. The l.eglonalrs. The "profoeaore" of cheap dancing scad, emlce In the tenderloin are now adver tising lesions In toddling. One aends out circular which reads: "I.earn to dance tha toddle! Cleopatra. Invented t and that nee tho way she enanared Napoleon." Atlanta Oonetitutlon. 1 r maimi I Oo VOCt what 15 lacking In your home Itte tt rnake itr.liappier? 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