e- A THE BEE: OMAHA. SUNDAY. APRIL 17. 1921. I :v J i: 9- 'I S It if .it it ft- .3' i ',' II! Ui. .! ii: r 'I! i lit -it 1 i 3: Our Jazz-Music WouldVc Saved Kaiser Wilhelm So Says Berlin Satirist Who Tells Germans All About Ecstacics of American Syncopation. By FRANK E. MASON. International News Re 'ice Staff Correapondent, Berlin, April 16. Tazz music might have saved the kaiser from Lis fall. "Aber, Ach! he never lctrned it," regrets Hans Sicnisen, the satirist, explaining jazz to Ger many in the current issue of the Welt Buehnc, or World Stage. America, so they say, has no more liquor," writes Herr Siemsen "But they don't need it. They have jazz bands. I hese are orchestras which can make you drunk without alcohol. Jazz is a cross between European dance music and Ameri can negro music. "There is a piano, a violin and perhaps a bass viol. But especially there are symbals, triangles, drums and a variety of nameless, highly fantastic instruments which, rather than producing music, cause a sort of musical din. This and That. "The fat man who plays these in struments is the soul, the good spirit of the jazz band. He doesn't play them all at once; sometimes he uses this, sometimes that. When the ta ble full of musical appliances doesn't suffice he grabs something from the wall. The pianist and violinist play well, at least very-uneuropean, but the fat man surpasses thetn all. He gurgles on a bassoon-like horn (the saxaphone is unknown to Ger many) an independent base melody without bothering in the least about what his comrades are playing. "Then he decides that for the next passage of music a flute melody is more suitable and picks up a flute. Or he tinkles a triangle. He always knows exactly what is necessary and . supplies the music with any thing it lacks, whether a boom, a shrill cry," or a deep-toned myste rious gong. And if he hasn't any thing else to do he sits down beside the pianist, who for a single person is, already doing pretty well in imi tating a four-handed player, and' plays whatever comes into his head perhaps a cromatic scale. And at the same time he sings a negro , melody. It Is Beautiful. "Perhaps you think that this is tremulous. It is comical but it is al so beautiful. Like the cubist pictures of Picasso, or the acquarels of Klee. Seemingly . senseless and , not har monious, in truth in its very discord it has harmony. "This music, this rhythm which contradicts all common sense, is ir , resistible, like poison or like alcohol. r Jazz music gets into your very bones, Into your limbs. It sets those who really understand it into motion like marionettes. (But it must be a real jazz band. The fat man must be a musical genius. There are frightfully poor imitations. Anyone who has heard them must think me an idiot. Beware of imitations.) Fall Under Spell "The. couple dancing to this hyp notic music are not moving of their own volition, but are controlled by the music. . At least, they are in, the power of the music if they dance ' well. They proceed slowly and calmly to the beat of the bass drum. Suddenly the shrill tone of the frute penetrates their very bones, their knees bend and they make several steps with swaying bodies until the 'bass drum steadies them. Then comes the run on the clarionette and they turn about like a corkscrew. This music controls the dancers as" if they were doll? jumping at the pulling of a string. ' "It's a wonderful sensation to sur render .yourself to this rhythm with neither will nor reason. If you ' have a jazz band , you need no brandy; you need no gin. , Lack of Dignity. "But the most beautiful charac isfic of jazz is its complete lack of ' dignity. Jazz destroys the last sem blance of dignity, of stiffness and 1 propriety. Anyone who fears to make himself ridiculous cannpt dance to jazz. The German pro fessor can't dance it;. the Prussian reserve officer couldn't dance it. If , only all the-professors and privy councilors and ministers were com 5 pelled to dance to jazz How hu man, how amiable, how comical they : all would become. The humbug ; circle of ' stupidity, vanity and dig- nity could not exist. If the kaiser had only danced to jazz, all this - would never have taken place. Aber, : ach I he never learned it To be German kaiser is easier than to : dance to jazz. C S. Kelly Relieved as Chief Rail Mail Clerk C S. Kelly, chief clerk of the second district of the railway mail scrvice(liere. was relieved from duty last midnight, according to a tele gram received by . J. H. Musgrave, "Superintendent of the railway mail ''yrvic in Omaha. v F, B. Eastland, former clerk' in charge on Union Pacific trains Nos. 5 and 2 on the Ogden-Omaha divi- ' sic-n, has been named successor to Mr. Kelly. Mr. Eastland has been t in the railway service for 36 years, his appointment to succeed Mr. Kelly ; was officially approved by Postmaster General Will Hays. . Essay Contest to Be Held hy Company at Building Show . : An essay contest will be conduct . ed at the building show by the Fos-L- ter-Barker company. Insurance . totaling $8,000 will be given the per son writ in sr. the best essay on "The Best Reason for Insuring With Foster-Barker." Announcement' of the award will be made at 9:30 the last night of the show. Details of the contest may be obtained at the Fos - ter-Barker booth at the show. Garden Invites Mothers v . This is Mothers week at the Em press Rustic garden. Manager Ledoux invites all Om aha mothers to visit the' garden and judge its atmosphere with respect to v their sons and daughters. No tickets "'are necessary, he declared, and there is no red tape. All a' mother has to - do for admission is say she has a son or daughter interested in dancing; Atlantic Fleet Placed on War Basis 60 Days Before Congress Did Declare War on Central Powers Says Daniels Praeldent Wilms'! arltVe-ruttlns it n Atlantie flNt. under Admiral Mayo, went oa a Iwa from dent calli aacrManra or nar ana war Diarwa anttatr for aartty or military and narai 4.ita n.nttla nit R&kr riiirna iMrannnnl ttt (icen fnr flrat time in print of aarrat mobuiutloa Foreee diKIoitxl "JJfjtroy wrreace (a).- By- JOSEPHUS DANIELS. r" ernar Secretary at lha Navy. Coayrltht, 1921. by Jeha F. Dill. Caayrleht Great Britain. Canada aaa thraueneut turoee. All laniuaiti, laeludia tne scanlanaviaa. uaautnoruet ARTICLE 3. The Atlantic fleet, under Admiral Henry T. Mayo, went on a basis at 2 'o'clock on the afternoon of February 3, 1917. At the same hour of the same message to congress severing relations with Germany, and the depart ment of state handed Bernstorff his passports. I had just finished sending out mobilization of naval communications, when a summons came to me to attend a conference with the president at the White house. He had finished the delivery of his message My message, which put all our telephone, mails and signals on a war basis, read as follows: . "One Alatl Radicode. Mobilize .Naval Communications. . -v- "SECNAV."' , "Secnav" is the code word for secretary of the navy. The order was sputtering out by wireless as I walked over to the White House. I found the secretary of war had also been summoned. Fears German Plotters. The president was anxious con cerning the safety of military and naval -property. We knew enough about German plotting to feel the very real cause for this anxiety. There were thousands of aliens in the United States, none of whom could be interned legally unless or until war was declared. What might happen under the provocation to alien sentiment which had been given in severing relations with Germany none of us could teif; but obviously the situation was peril ous; and demanded the taking of ex traordinary precautions. Orders were immediately sent to every naval and military plant and station in the United States, Hawaii. Alaska. Guam and the Philippines, to bar all visitors and to strengthen guards. The guard for the Panama canal was doubled. The publication of the movement of naval vessels and of the daily orders to naval officers was discon tinued, in order to prevent informa tion of a nature useful to the po tential enemy reaching German ears. The ships we bad maintained along the coast to enforce neutrality regulations were increased in num ber, and this consideration for neu trality now became a consideration for our ' own safety and a virtual coast patrol was established. Wilson Keeps Close Watch. The president watched every step during these days with closest at tention. He was not satisfied with peneral reports on what was -being done. The Monday following the break in diplomatic relations he appeared suddenly in my office. I was hard at work on plans, reports and orders. I told him what I had done, and what I was doing. He suggested we go together to the War department The secretary of war was there, and the three of us spent a long session in discuss-, inj? the situation. Some of the things the president said to us are indelibly impressed upon my memory. He told us the breach in diplo matic relations did not necessarily mean war, but it brought us so close to the possibility we must put our house in order and be, ready for any emergency. He was concerned about the per sonnel in our respective departments. "Each of you must surround your selves with the ablest men you have," he said, and, turning to me, he asked whether I felt that my im mediate advisers the chief of naval operations, the chiefs of bureaus and the officers in important commands afloat were the right ones to retain in these positions. "Get and Keep the Best" "They are the best in the navy," I told him. He asked the same question of Secretary Baker, and he replied that his men knew their jobs, and were going ahead with them. Some were necessarily slated for. early retire ment, but to anticipate this," he thought, would be unwise, occasion ing needless alarm and disturbing morale. The president listened intently to :s, and , reiterated his desire that only the ablest, most alert and ener getic men shonld be put in places of responsibility. "Get and keep the best," ht said, as our conference ended. We continued developing our plans along the indicated lines. On the same day the order was issued mobilizing communications I had sent a dispatch requiring every ship of the three fleets Atlantic, Pacific and Asiatic to report immediately on .its readiness for wart The con dition of the ships, guns, machinery and personnel, together with what repairs or additions might be needed, were imperative matters for information. As a result of this dis patch we knew very quickly precise ly where we stood, and were able to meet promptly and effectively the conditions which required attention and remedy. Events Move Rapidly. After the cabinet meeting of March 20, when decisiqn - was reached that congress should be asked to declare war, things moved with increasing rapidity. Admiral Mayo had notified me that he planned to Jbrinji his gun nery exercises and maneuvers to an end by April 5, and to start north for home waters. We were anxious to interfere as little as possible with the important practice work off Cuba, but ywhen it was settled be yond reasonable doubt that we were to become a belligerent, we decided to call the Atlantic fleet northward at once. So, following the March 20th meeting, I dispatched an order which headed the fleet for Hampton roads. . . . Plant to Protect Shipping. That same afternoon, accompanied by Admiral Benson, chief of naval operations, I attended a meeting of the general board of the navy and asked the board, in the name of the president,- to draft at once recom mendations for some means more effective than that of armed guards Into rir Al Bern atorff recalled tatl paaaporta the war batte tiarel nmnunioaUona mobiliifd hr win-. in emrmnn rouowi ns aimiwai or nernworrr property immeaiaie rracauiiwa hkto rrinwu denartmant "fiat and tara lha best men" Toil order 10 amitlcau fleet Beodeiroua of Tiriuui - by National Newiaaaer Service. Ceeyrlahtea' la rlaate reearved, Ineludlai tranilalla Into terelii rearintina rar any aureate rernieoen. war day President Wilson delivered his a one-line dispatch ordering the and returned to his official residence, communications radio, telegraph, for protecting American shipping entering European ports. In reply, the board reiterated recommendations which it had mad on February 4, as follows: (a) Escort vessels to deep water from our ports, and similary from ceep water to our ports. (b) Arrange with the British and French governments for the convoy of our merchant ships through the barred zones. (c) Merchant ships to proceed on the high seas from points of leaving and receiving escorts, depending upon their guns for protection, and upon cWanges of course to follow al ternate routes. (d) Arrange with British and French governments a code of sig nals to be used 'in directing mer chant ships as to routes to be fol lowed and points of meeting escorts, (e) Establish a patrol of the At lantic coast. (f) Recruit up to the limit allowed by law for emergencies in order o provide crews for patrols and auxil iaries, and to fill battleship comple ments which have been depleted. . All Ready for War. Obviously some of these recom 'mendations could not be put into effect until a state of war existed. I ordered the office of naval opera tions to be ready to act upon them instantly when occasion arrived. And now I want to give you a document which has never been printed before. It is the text of the mobilization plan sent to every com mander of fleets or vessels and to every district commandant The ar rangements were so complete in every detail, and every commander and official knew so well what to do, that it was necessary when war was declared only to telegraph them to mobilize . in accordance with this plan and mobilization was accom plished in a few hours. Here is the document: . NAVY DEPARTMENT. Strictly Confidential. Op-17-D. Washington, D. C. March 21, 1917. From: Secretary of the Navy. To: , - Subject: Mobilization Plan. References: " ' (a) Chief of Naval Operations Con fidential Letter of April 27, 1916. . (b) Chief of Naval Operations Con fidential Letter of December 11, 1916. (c) Mobilization Order No. 1 of February S, 1917. 1. The following instructions for mobilization replace references (a). (b) and (c). Destroy references (a), (b) and (c). If either reference (a) or reference (b),has not been re- received, no report of that fact need be made. 2. Mobilization sheets will be pub lished from time to time giving the organization of the fleet for war, fit ting out bases and other information. 3. Whenever a new mobilization sheet for any force is received the old mobilization sheet for that force shall be destroyed. The mobilization sheet for any force shall remain in effect until replaced. ? 4. Upon receipt of the massage in secret code to mobilize for war, every effort shall be made to as semble ships at the designated ren dezvous, at the earliest possible date, ready in all respects for war service. 5. Order of ships in divisions as well as details of organization not otherwise, provided for shall be pre scribed by the commander-in-chief, or, tri case of vessels assigned to naval districts, by commandants of naval districts. - , 6. The following rendezvous are designated for mobilization in case of war in the Atlantic: Battleship Force: Chespeake Bay after April,' 5. . Until then as at present - $:out Force: Division i canai e: Division 2 Home Yards; Division 3 San Francisco? Division 4 Canal Zone. Patrol Force: As ordered. Destroyer Force: With battleship fleet ' , Mine Force: With battleship fleet . ' - v " Tram: As ordered by train com mander. Submarine Force: New London, Conn. Atlantic Coast Division: Phila delphia, Pa. Pacific Coast Auxiliaries: As di rected by commander-in-chief. Philippine Divisions: As directed by commander-in-chief. Naval District forces: nacn iorce in own district units "at ports as di rected by district commandant For Swift Movement 7. Plans shall be developed by all officers concerned to provide for the utmost expedition and emciency ot mobilization. 8. The assignment of a vessel to a navy yard for fitting out shall not be construed as an order for that vessel to proceed to the yard desig nated to strip and fit out, but as an order to call on no other than that yard for aid in fitting out for war service, except by permission of Navy department The principal mission of each vessel shall be to arrive ot its designated rendezvous or at its war station ready for war service in the shortest possible time. The secondary mission of each ves sel, in case vessels are ordered to strip ship, shall be to store its sur plus supplies, equipment and mate rial resulting from stripping ship at ' the navy yard assigned on the mobilization sheet The method of accomplishing these missions w left to the joint discretion of The com mandants or flag officers or com manding officers concerned. Vessels shall not strip unless ordered to do so when mobilization is ordered. ., 9. When . the requirements of vessels as to personnel, material, facilities, or repairs, in fitting out for war service, conflict, they shall be given precedence in the alpha betical order of their assigned pre cedenc?" letters. Must Report Promptly. 10. Upon receipt f message "Alnav availability," reports shall be made immediately to the depart jllililllllliilli JIIIM Remarkable Price Reduction Here We have sounded the 'knell of unfair, unjust and unreasonable furniture prices. These prices are but typical of the unheard of bargains to be found throughout our stocks. Think ; what our trsmendouB bu?. sufte pTcturedmrvty0U- CMh purchaBe, nabIe us to k bottom vtUM.mwhXiMZg Separately as Follows: Table Lamps $65 Attractive table lampa electric with colored glass shades. Mahogany and fumed oak finish. A Jacobean Oak Suite William and Mary Design A visit to our store tomorrow will quickly con vince you that there are many, many reasons why your home should be furnished -at Hart man's. Chief among the many reasons la the luw rmtBii, For instance, ln. table wnicn extends to full feet, together with four sturdily con structed chairs uphol stered in rich blue leath er, all for $89.50. Make comparisons and be con vinced. Cash or terms, t il r m n I. J WSBBBBi II I IBi White Enamel Lined A Typical Bargain i.ook no further If you want a guaranteed refrigerator, one that is known to cut down your ice bills. Then, too, if saving money is any Inducement you will surely investigate the bargain we offer for to- lorrow. On terms, at... $g95 r.,lill..ll!tl!l ment by the officer designated on the mobilization sheet of the esti mated earliest date when each ves sel could be ready in all respects, so far as material is concerned, for war purposes. These reports shall, for each vessel, consist of name of ves sel and date. The message "Alnav availability" calls for a report, but should never be construed as an order to take any steps whatever towards mobilization. 11. Comments and suggestions useful in perfecting the mobilization plan outlined in the mobilization sheets and in this letter are request ed. . 12. Acknowledge this letter by radio-or wire. As a matter of fact the drafting and issuance of this mobilization program had been anticipated in the N,avy department by almost a year. It was immediately after the sinking of the Sussex on April 27, 1916, to be specific that a mobiliza tion plan was first sent to the fleets. This was "Reference (a)" the de struction of which is ordered above. 46-in. Buffed 6 Foot Porch Rockers In the natural finish, with comfortable back and seat. Exactly as pictured here. A bargain Indeed. ' Fully wfc uvwiub t Size 6x9. Size 9x10-6. 50-lb. All Cotton Mattress TP.ll tufted, with durable ticking. A special offer for tomorrow, and on cred it terms. 1 . we otrer this 48- 50 Well Tufted Durable TickingA Brer gvouoa Deluie Bipr!fig bun laa traif alafk .a lha elite rail of lha aariir. Uak rortl kt to yew arutae Sixteenth The. thrilling days of the Sussex crisis which carried us to the very brink of war and were more thilling for us in Washington than the gen eral public knew make a story in themselves which I intend to tell. (Another article by Former Secretary Danieli will, ba printed In TLe Bee Mon day.) New Insurance Agency Is Incorporated Here The Sholes, Dunbar, Thomas com pany, opening a new general insur ance agency, was formerly the in surance department . of the D. V. Sholes company, realtors, and was incorporated in January, 1921. Ar thur B. Dunbar, president, is the firs underwriter and engineer. He was fire insurance inspector for the Ne braska inspection bureau for nine years and is prcsidetit of the Omaha Association of Insurance Agents. Rowland P. Thomas, vice presi dent of the new company, has charge of the liability and bond de partment. He was formerly with Love-Haskell company. 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It is suggested that in order to carry out the provisions of the Inter national Radiographic convention in London it is necessary that two sepa rate receiving installations be pro vided on liners doing special work, one for continuous 600 metres watch and one for press schedules or special receptions. , It is said that often the wireless is working on press news for six hours continuously, giving ample time for a ship in distress to founder without any of its calls for help being heard by- ships in the vicinity. Even Mayor in Tulsa Gets "Move On" Order He recently complained to jhe po lice chief that members of the force D. Evans believes in Tulsa's "finest." Even before the war auch a low prica on a complete dining room suite would create a sensation tomorrow It Is a bargain that cannot be duplicated in Omaha. Built of solid golden oak. A Complete Suite As Illustrated Above of White Enamel A guaranteed "Simmons" wood crib. Has the drop side. On terms If you wish. HRuiH American Walnut Suite Attractive Queen Anne Another reason why hundreds of Omaha folks come to Hartman's for REAL, VALUES. This bargain, pictured, is but typical of the many bargains to be found in dining room furniture. -.tomorrow we otrer tne suite illustrated, with ' four chairs upholstered in rich imitation blue haircloth with 48 inch dining table ex tending to full six feet and on liberal credit terms, at only A Cabinet Greatly Tomorrow gas stove. no one should neaitate to take advantage ... u v. il m itquviivo. in hand with the prevail ing lower prices we quote thTis unheard of price a Kuarantr-ed baker In ev. ery war at were not enforcing the "move on" ordinance. "Make the people abide by the law," the mayor commanded. Stopping to talk to an acquaint ance a little later, the mayor rested on a box in front of a clothing store. Whatfa the trouble?" asked a pa trolman who "butted in." ".Are you tired?" "Nope." replied the mayor. "All right, then, move on and step' lively," said the "cop." The mayor stepped. Man Confesses He Killed Major on Captain's Orders Tacoma, Wash., April 16. Roland P. Pothier, charged with slaying Major Alexander Cronk hite at Camp Lewis in October, 1918, confessed to federal authori ties that he was ordered by his superior officer, Captain Robert Roscnbluth, to bring out a loaded gun and "get" Cronkhite, it was an nounced today by Proescutor J. W. Selden, who disclosed five alleged confessions made by Pothier. ) On Easy Credit . Carriages Extensive assortment to offer at bargain price. This special price should interest you. 3 Gas Range fj Reduced is the time to buy your new At the price we ara .aktnv $ 59 t weSi(Wl8sli