THE BEE: OMAHA. THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 1921. TheOmaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY THE" BICE PUBLISHING COMPANY, NELSON B. UrpiKE.tPubiUaer. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tha lumUalxt fnu. of whirl) Tk IIM II a marntwr, 1i cluMl tutuird W Ui iih for iMbllettlon of all Mm illtiwiolMt rradilnl to it or not mhrwtM erwiiurt in (bit iir, and alio n hwal nm tmblUhed erlu. AU tubil of publication of our tpeulal diptck are alio rwtritd. BEE TELEPHONES TrlTiia Rrinfh Bxchtnf. Aik for Tvler 1000 tba Department or Tenon Wanted. "ww For Nlaht Call Aftar 10 P. M.t riitftriil Department Trier 1WH. t'lrrtiletlon Department War lOMf, Adtartnluf Department Tjlat XOuOt , OFFICES OF THE BEE Main Offloa: Htb ami Femem Council Bluffa IS Bcatt St I South Side :3U W It. Out-of.Tewa Office! Nm TArk SM Fifth Are, I Wiiblnttnn 1SU O St retrain Slacar Bid. I Tarn, France, eJOBueSt. Honora The Bee's Platform 1. New Union Passenger Station. 2. Continued Improvement of the No break Hifhweyt, including the pave ment of Main Thoroughfares leading into Omaha with a Brick Surface. 3. A short, low-rate Waterway from the Corn Belt to the Atlantic Ocean. 4. Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. Nebraska in Congress. One of Hie results of last fall's election on -which the people of Nebraska are to be con gratulated is the rc-clection of six republican congressmen. This group, brought together by the election of 1918, was a fortuitous issue of a strenuous campaign. At that time two of the delegation, Ivcavis of the First and.Kinkaid of the Sixth, were already sitting, and Andrews of the Eifth had served one term. To this ex perience he had added service as auditor in the Treasury department and by his long residence and close watch of affairs in Washington had obtained an uncommonly comprehensive grasp on the details of our .government. Jcfferis of the Second, Evans of the Third and McLaughlin of the Fourth were going in for their first term. Neither, however, was put forth as an experi ment for each was well established in his dis trict. Actual service proved the worth of these men, and now in the makeup of the committees for the new congress they find themselves located in responsible positions, from which they can be of great use to the country in general In all ,the history of the state we have never had a stronger or more capable group of representatives than this. Jcfferis especially established himself as an aggressive and capable worker, his share of the investigation into war expenditures having attracted general attention to him. Evans will go on the appropriations commit tee, which is destined to become the controlling committee of congress, for under the budget sys tem it will dispense' the enormous sums to be spent, and so will wield an influence greater than all the others While Nebraska has no extensive littoral, and is only indirectly concerned in sea ports, the assignment of Jcfferis to the commit tee on merchant marines and fisheries is a recognition of his ability. The American mer chant marine is going to get a lot more atten tion from now on than it has had in peace time for, mgny years. Andrews will draw a chair manship, that of elections; McLaughlin will stay on the agricultural committee, and Kinkaid holds , his chairmanship on arid lands, while Reavis re mains on the judiciary. This assignment of Nebraska members brings the state's delegation into the very front of na tional affairs. It is a direct and deserved com pliment to the state, and one that will be ap preciated by the people who are happy in having chosen so wisely their representatives. And, in passing, it is no small honor to be permitted to speak' in congress for any constituency in Ne braska. ' . . Head of the Indian Affairs. Uncle Sam's dealings with his Indian citi zens and wards becomes a little more com plicated each year as the tribes step upward slowly in the scale of civilization. A quarter of a century ago, when all were of or nearly all the "blanket" variety, relations were compara tively simple. On a few reservations, such as the Omha and Winnebago, where tribal relations were being broken up, land in severalty allotted, and other long moves toward white man's ways were being made, the agent had to be diplomat, financier, business manager "philosopher, guide and friend," all rolled into one. With progress made by the red man, and it has been swift and sweeping, the management of his affairs has taken on correspondingly in creased importance. It is not alone the agent on the reservation who has found his employ ment 'changed, but the commissioner at Wash ington is now required to deal with affairs enormously enhanced by reason of the altered situation. It is therefore a matter of deep con cern that a properly qualified man be set on that job. President Harding seems to have chosen just such a man in appointing Charles H. Burke of Pierre. S. D., to the place. Mr. Burke will bring to the position not only the excellent qualities of a man well ex perienced in general business affairs, of sound judgment and capacity, but the added advantage of first hand knowledge of the Indian. He knows the Sioux well, both the Lakota and Dakota groups, through his long residence in Dakota, and is also fully cognizant of what the other great groups of Indians are doing. The Indians also know Mr. Burke, and will welcome his ap pointment because it puts at the head of their affairs a man who not only has sympathy for their ' situation, but who also has a practical knowledge of t'ir'r problems. The choice is particularly 'appropriate, and ought to mean or derly management of the Indian bureau for the i next four years. Practical Progress Loses a Friend. They called it the "Wisconsin idea," and Dr. Charles McCarthy, who died the other day, was its custodian. Actually the idea is an old, old one, but it was in Wisconsin, in the early part of this Tentury that a remarkable and sincere effort to put the idea into practice was evoked. It was thus worded by Dr. McCarthy: Our civilization, with its wealth and pros perity must be made to' exist for its true pur posesthe betterment, the efficiency and the welfare of each individual. For twenty years he was the director of the Wisconsin legislative reference library, which now has been copied in many states. The resources of the state university, with its experts in gov rptot sdenceJ were linked up with this bureau. Law makers ceased to guess over legislation, but they were able to se cure information on any public matter how the same thing was handled in other states or coun tries, and the strength or weakness as shown by experience. Not only Wisconsin, but the whole nation found support for progress through this research laboratory, which dealt not in theory but in fact, and the loss of Dr. McCarthy will be felt by earnest public men. Result of City Primary Election. One fact will strike the casual observer in connection with the voting at the primary election on Tuesday. That is the success of the "slates" as prepared and backed by two opposing groups, an outcome not altogether unexpected. From this the inference may be drawn that the city is divided into two camps on an issue that is not paramount, however vital it may seem to its ad vocates or opponents. A more significant fact is that W. G. Ure, making no active campaign, supported by neither of the factions and at least passively opposed by both, secured a handsome endorsement. If this is indicative of anythng, it shows the underlying current of protest against the issue as forced by the seemingly dominant groups. Ure represents rational progressive ideas in connection with city government, and a vote for him may be interpreted as a recognition of this stand by a respectable body of the citizenship. Renomination of the six sitting commissioners was conceded, deserved commendation of their work in office. Likewise it was plain that Dahl man and Sutton would get by the primary. The rest of the ticket was decided by the factional efforts of the slatemakers, who showed consid erable perspicacity in selecting their candidates and great energy in supporting them. Among these is one man, a newcomer to local politics, whose nomination does credit to the voters, Charles A. Grimmel. What Omaha needs above all other things is a city government that will devote its efforts to the improvement of community life. Broad-minded, forward-looking men, guided by reason and not by prejudice, to direct the affairs of public ad ministration along advancing lines. These may be selected from among the nominees chosen Tuesday. Fate of Sea Canal Now Pends. The final hearing on the lakes-to-ocean waterway has been held in Detroit, and observ ers who attended express the opinion that the International Joint Waterways commission cah not decide otherwise than in favor of the project. Obadiah Gardner, chairman of the board, while not committing himself, said that there had been little opposition in any of the 39 hearings held through the middle west and Canada. Ex-Senator Henry W. Hill of Buffalo intro duced the only objections during the final ses sion, but his defense of the Erie canal and the status quo seemed so weak as to indicate hope less opposition. That New York and other dis tricts are selfishly trying to block a project that means millions to the rest of the country was charged by Congressman Oscar J. Larson of Minnesota. The proposed waterway, he de clared, will add $300,000 to the value of farm products produced in the United States. Another witness said that the average American farmer produced six times as much as the farmer in Hungary, whom he called the best in Europe. But, he warned,' Hungary and other nations have a much shorter haul to the sea and unless the railroad haul is shortened here," "the United States will cease to produce a surplus of farm products for export, because the cost is too high." That agriculture would not be the only in dustry to be benefited by cheap water transporta tion was made evident by the testimony of manufacturers in the Great Lakes, region. The president of the Detroit Chamber of Cofnmerce told of plans for a barter trade agreement with Poland and other European countries by which automobiles would be traded for linens and other products, and declared that this increase in trade would necessitate transportation facilities supplementing the railroads. Nebraska is vitally interested in opening up this channel to world trade, and states - as far away as Oklahoma and Idaho are also looking to it for relief. Canada and the. United States would have a further common bond if it is de cided to carry on this international improvement. The great industrial problem of today is not production, but distribution, and a canal allow ing ocean freighters to penetrate ,the Great Lakes would bring the whole Middle West closer to markets for its produce. South Dakota, which wishes to change its name to Roosevelt, is within its rights, but it is to be hoped that the precedent is not established so that Nebraska will be christened Bryan, Mich igan Ford and Pennsylvania, Penrose, or that Ohio will debate whether to call itseh iletvinley, Harding or Cox. Grateful throngs of epicures will find com fort and excuse in the appeal of the Department of Agriculture to eat onions and save .the old cop from waste. The carry-over is estimated at 2,500 cars, which would supply an inestimable number of horsepower for social gatherings. Railroad brotherhoods have endorsed the Warfield plan as well as the Plumb plan. In time they will adopt the good old common sense plan of going to work and letting nature take her course. The Polish peasants who whipped their rep resentatives who voted counter to their wishes have not yet been hardened to some of the sur prises of democracy. Come to think of it, there is 'nothing to stop food prices going up again, for people have to eat, and a buyers' strike is impossible. , t , April showers are a little late in coming, but may yet arrive in time.. However, the corn crop is not in danger from drouth. If the former kaiser has been watching his friend Charles in Hungary, he may have learned something to his advantage. The Department of Agriculture has a ma chine which makes 17,500 revolutions per minute. Sounds like Russia. ' St. Louis brickmakers have reduced the price 50 per cent. This is one move that ought to spread. - ' Could the author of "The Great Lover" have been thinking of Banker Stillman? La Grande Amor ens ; Another Vietv oj John Drinkwater's "Mary Stuart." Viviani is finding out a lot he came for. (From the New York Times.) It is an attractive theme that John Drink water treats in "Mary Stuart" nothing less than the woman of many and great loves. Too long, has the stage been addicted to the multiple amours of the male. If there is any wisdom in the proverb, sauce is not merely for the gander; the female of the species also may be protagonist of that play entitled "The Great Lover." As the major influence in the modern theater is the very modern woman, such a piece would seem assured of an endless vogue, and especially com ing from the author of "Abraham Lincoln," who, if any one, should be able to invest the poly androus wife with dignity. , Mr. Drinkwater's prologue or induction sent sweeping through the audience a feminine thrill of anticipated delight. A young and quite mod ern husband is disclosed, to whom the wife he devotedly loves has lately confessed that she loves another. His heart is tortured and his masculine pride lacerated; such a confession, calmly made, seems to him monstrous, terrible. But his bachelor uncle, to whom he relates all this, is a student of the life of Mary Stuart, and gently rebukes the young egotist. There are women, he says, with a nature so rich, a capac ity for affection so boundless, that life does not afford them any adequate mate; they are pre destined to a career of discovery and conquest. The only really modest and dignified attitude for their husbands, for each and all of their hus bands, is gratitude for the possession of even a fragmentary affection. Far better for any man to occupy a single niche in the cathedral of such a heart than to blaze, the sole flame, in any lesser shrine. What woman, modern or ancient, would not thrill to such a throne? But in the moment during which Mr. Drinkwater's induc tion merged into the little play that has Mary Stuart for its heroine something curious hap pened. One was prepared to find a aueen of Scots who loved Darnley, who loved Rizzio. who loved Bothwell and who before them had loved Fran cois II of France. One was eager to find that, even with all these passions, Mary had love to spare and love in superplus. They were all, to be sure, slight men; hut, even among common mortals, to know is to pardon. For the truly catheSral wife, the heroine Mr. Drinkwater promised, to pardon is to love. And Mary was Still in her early twenties, with presumably many years to come of discovery and conquest. But, as we were saying, something curious happened. The Mary .to whom Mr. Drinkwater introduced us did not love Darnley. and apparently never had: she did not love Rizzio; she did not love Bothwell, and informed us that she never could; she had not even a word of remembrance for her first husband, Francois II of France. Toward her Italian secretary she was. satirically coe temptuous and rather disdainfully aloof; when he was murdered she scarcely batted an eyelid. Bothwell lured her to. an embrace, but even in that moment she told herself and the audience that what she felt for this masterful male was quite unworthy. For Darnley, who happened at that moment to be her husband, she had least of all a cathedral passion, but scorned him up hill, flouted him down again, and then drenched him with a pitcher of water. By comparison, Mademoiselle Nitouche was a vampire. The pas sion of her life, as it seemed, was for herself, and the wonder was that she had any rival. "I am of those," she said proudly, and frequently re peated such assertions, "who must be loved al ways, for all things. That is not wanton that is wisdom such as life tells to just one here and there. If you or any man could fathom that oh, then!" But no one fathomed it and so all her rivals were frustrated. Certainly it was not wanton. Somehow a melody kept running through one's mind, a melody not too ancient: Ain't it awful what they done To Mary Queen of Scots! As for our audiences of advanced femininity, ' Mr. Drinkwater's play, like that of Peter Quince, will ask of them some tears in tlie true perform ance of it. One is moved, with Bully Bottom, to condole in some measure. Let them not quite despair! There are indeed women whose foun tain of affection is ever flowing and never spent, to whom life at its best affords little scope for all the riches of their nature. They are quite ca pable of loving their husbands one and all, their children if they have any; the butcher's boy and his mongrel dog, the cook and her canary. All the world they love, except perhaps themselves. And no mere man is ever quite able to appreciate the heroic, the truly epic, proportions of their love. La grande amoureuse alas for her! Like Mary Queen of Scots, however, she is a product of the pleasant land of France. No na tion instinctively puritan could ever produce her or appreciate her. Even in France she is, like the great lover of our stage essentially a charac ter for comedy. The mistake is to take her quite seriously, as one must do when she is trans planted to Scotland or presented upon the Amer ican stage. Those Old Inn Signs There doesn't seem any connection between the "Bag o' Nails" and "Bacchanals," but there is! This is how it came about: An inn keeper put the sign of the "Baccha"nals" over his door, but his customers, not understanding it, pro nounced it like "Bag o' Nails," so it means practically the same thing as the "Jolly Topers." "The Goat and Compasses" was once the "God Bncompasseth." Another of a similar na ture is the "Pig and Whistle." It is very old, being derived from the Anglo-Saxon phrase, "Piga Wassiil," or "Hail, Virgin!" The "Lamb and Flag," is also religious in origin, but it re tains its form unaltered. The "Swan with Two Necks" ought to be the "Swan with Two Nicks," for its beak was marked with two cuts, or nicks, to show who owned it. Some inn signs are historical. The "Bull and Mouth," for example, is the Boulogne Mouth," from a sea fight which occurred outside the mouth of the harbor. So is the "Cat and Fiddle." It should be the. "Cotton fidele." or "faithful Caton," after a governor of Calais. . Others are distinctly humorous. The "Good Woman" ha a head, while trying to wash a black boy. white is the "Labor in Vain." Signboards have often been painted by fa mous artists, including Holbein, Hogarth' and Millais, some of whom are still extant. In the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, the signs of taverns were often very elaborate, that of the "White Hart," ar-ScoIe. in Norfolk, costing $5,000. Another in London was so heavy that it brought down the side of the house, killing four people. The result was an act of Parliament prohibiting dangerous signboards. Answers, London. Mr. Marshall's Wise Decision. We applaud Thomas Riley Marshall for his decision not to write a book about his impres sions of Washington. Tom Marshall is honest, and if he recorded his real impressions in a book, it would be barred from the mails. Columbian Record. Address Wanted. "You can go into a shop, buy a cigar and in its wake you get wine, whisky and brandy," declared a Boston anti-tobacco orator recently. What interests most of us is. Where is this par ticular shop located? St. Paul Pioneer Press. Inevitable. A pure-food expert declares that the use of sugar in soft drinks will satisfy the craving for alcohol. Sh-sh! Now there'll by an amendment forbidding the use of sugar in soft drinks. Ta coma Ledger. Good Old Times. The first thing Noah did when he loft his houseboat was to plant a vineyard; but Mr. Harding's ark will go into dry dock. Dallas News. I OX For the Bonus Bill. Genoa. Neb., April 4. To the Edl tor of The Bee: Allow me to voice my opinion, In regard to the soldier bonus bill. In the first place thoso men who onnose the Dassage or this Donus are all men of financial means and what do they care for the poor soldier as Ion as they are well over-burdened by the almighty dollar? If it wasn't for those soldier boys that willingly save un everything, positions, homes, work and even their lives, where would this country be today? And to whom do we owe this bonus but to the brave boys who did their duty and camo out with flying colors? They say nothing is too eood for the soldiers. AVell. let them prove it then by paying them that bonus as quick as they Know now. It's a disgrace to the country to think that it harbors men that would even dare to think of re fusing to pay especially for such a worthy cause and to think that we had such a man as Senator Thomas of Colorado to be allowed to make such seditious remarks as he did about the soldiers and bonus bill. He certainly should be transported to some island infested by canni bals or either paroled to Kaiser Bill. Some claim it would make our taxes higher to pass the bill. Well, what It it does? Hasn't this country sub scribed all kinds of money for for eign countries and causes? Now let them begin at homo for a just cause. No honor or money too great for those brave men. Give to those that are in need and vour reward will be fit Heaven, if any measure of justice is to be given the returned soldier In the form of compensation for his sacri fice it should be given now while he is young and able to invest it profit ably in a. life's work. To this end it should be the duty of every true citizen to support some measure that gives a reasonable degree of com pensation to the returned soldier, the bovs that defended Old Glory. A FRIEND OF THE SOLDIER. Again the High School Fret. Omaha, April 1. To the Editor of The Bee: Welcome, C. D. H., you've thrown down the gauntlet. I accept, and after reading your letter touting high school "frats," my opinion against them is even more strong. You admit, in your letter, C. D. H., that you did not belong to a frater nity while in high school. Well, old timer, I did. I know whereof I speak. But do you? All charges that have ever been made against secret orders Of all time, especially against the college Greek letter societies in the days when legislation was sought in many states against them, may be laid at the door of the high school "frat." They promote snobbishness; they tend to teach the lad in high school to disregard his parents' rules; they tend toward fast living; they tend toward lawlessness; they tend toward serious misconduct. Mind you, C. D. H., I belonged to a national high school fraternity, and know whereof I speak, In college, the youngster has al most got his equilibrium, and if he hasn't, the upper classmen of his fraternity assist him in establishing it. Why do the upper elassmen have more effect on freshmen in college .nan father and mother does on the sigh school lad? Because the college freshman lives tt the fraternity house all the time and gets in closer tffuch with college mates who are near his age than the high school lad who lives at home. but has his fun away from home, does with his folks. Tou can't deny it, C. D. H., for I know. You see, I've been through both experiences and the upperelassmen of my college fraternity took out of me that snippy idea that I was somebody wonderful when I left high school with honors in three and one-half years instead of four. So please don't say nny more that this statement I mado in my other letter in nonsensical: "College Greek letter societies are a good thing but bar the high school kids." Because your defense of "frats" in high school shows lack of experience. ETA BIT A PIE. Efttfcr for the Home Stuff. Omaha, April 4. To the Editor of The Bee: .The Stillman ease in New "York bids fair to outshadow the Hamon case In Oklahoma which is now history. Why is so much space given in your newspaper to such stuff? New York is a long ways off. I grant that Stillman is one of the richest men in the country and that the great American people eat up with avidity any scandal of the rich. But why, Mr. Editor, (five so much space to a divorce battle 'way off in New York, when right here in Omaha there are plenty of cases which might make almost as good reading to the public. Do you keep out the local scandal and Just print that which is so far away they can't come in your office and threaten you with violence. How come only a short write-up was given to the Brandels divorce? They're rich and I venture to say Omaha would rather read the details of the -local divorce cases than one of the Stillnians clear off in New York. Let's have some local scandal and lay away from this. GEORGE BARRINGTON WILD. Newspaper English Defended (From the Boston Transcript.) It is evident that Mr. Wyndham R. Meredith, a University of Virginia man, resident at Richmond, who has been boosting the university's "drive" (What is a university with out a drive?) does not share the opinion of certain timid and possibly over-sensitive scholars who think that the English language is being driven to the dogs by the newspa pers. In Some remarks at Richmond, the other day, Mr. Meredith distinctly placed his approval on the side of the "short, pithy style" of the news- odic style of the great prose writers of the eighteenth ana nineieentn centuries. The newspaper, we may learn from Mr. Meredith, is written in the "Atlantic style," as opposed to the "Ciceronian style." The Increased 1. i. t a nnn,niili.f hi Ufa la whflt I'll UliOWU VI- LWl'IJ.li. ' ...... responsible for this so-called news paper or "nervous siyie; ana in ins language of the newspaper. Mr. Meredith expresses the opinion that it has "come to stay," because not only the newspapers, but in great part the magazines and books of the ;.,, a o a nnw u-Httfln hv newsnatip.r men.' As a proof of the vitality and the attractiveness oi mis Aiiannc style, Mr. Meredith cites all the writings ' of Theodore Roosevelt, which, he says, are of the direct, the nervous, the journalistic order. Alt la rAflfiaiirlnD- AS Well AS interesting, but is it true that the newspapers are actually responsmie for the decay of the "periodic" etirtA? Am tVlA Yt a-tl'Rrtfl nATS thp.m- selves not rather a result of a great cnange mai came hdoui in pne vi them quite as much as' because of them? Our newspapers of the early nineteenth century were all written in long-winded, expanded, circum lnmiinnr etvlo The smaller thev were, the more they seemed to re joice in largiioquent aeuverarrce. Manifestly the blue pencil had never been invented, in the diffuse and windy forties. Every letter to the editor was an imitation or Junius or a rehash of Burke. But already, outside the newspapers, men had be gun to write in a cleaner-cut and veritably more Attic style. In Eng land Hazlitt, in this country Emer son, had adopted the method of simple directness and laconism. Carlyle, though often elleptical and nKm.n ha.l Intrnriucoil the VOtTUe Of rugged directness of speech; we find him orten aDsura, dui no suuhucu the knell of the diffuse and ramb-lino- nr-hnol When Horace Greeley came in, and dared to write "You lie. you villain, you lie," u was noi necessary for American journalism to plead lack of space or time as an excuse for the short or pithy utter ance. Then came Lincoln, not in journalism but in politics, and gave us the model of the second inaugural and the Gettysburg address. The old style had died the death. A new era had arisen; nor was the change more marked in the newspapers than in the permanent forms of literature. The nervous and direct style of Roosevelt was in his educa tion as well as in his nature. He was the child of hie time. Beyond a doubt the compression which is necessary in the columns of the newspapers has had Its' effect on the prevailing literary expression. ti,o nueat'nf the brass tack, other wise the essential thing, the simple basic fact, in wnicn me newspaper Is necessrlly alnvolved. Is a good in fluence n B:nlgllsh literature. Under it pressure we can never go back to Junius or even to Macaulay. Y'et newspaper English would fall upon evil ways indeed if it had no other model than its own day-to-day ex ample Wt-ar Blinders. Omaha, March 28. To the Editor of The Bee: This is a delicate ques tion and I have hesitated long before putting it up to the consideration of you and your readers. However, it is a matter which concerns so many of us, especially of tho panted sex, that I feel it no more than a public duty to bring up the matter for some sort of decision. The problem, is is it proper to look at a young women's limbs on the street? Now I am of a long line of preachers, though not one myself, and when I say that I have looked at several, I hope that you will un derstand that it has been merely by chance and because they hap pened to be exposed so that so to speak the world might look. But upon looking up from the limbs to the faces of their owners I have usually encountered an insulted look, a sort of "how dare you!" . so to speak. This has filled my heart with sadness. I have intended no Insult and I have wondered why these young women, oftentimes pretty, have taken offense in view of the fact that they wear their garments at such an elevation that it is often quite impossible for a man, or anybody for that matter, making his way carefully along the yublic thoroughfares and watching where he is walking to avoid trip ping over a curbstone or something of the sori, to avoid looking at limbs, oftentimes quite attractively stockinged, when they come into his range of view. The eye is some times drawn as if by a magnet, in fact. I really think that something should be done to promote an un derstanding between the two sexes. I have even thought of suggesting that any young woman who desires that males should not look at their limbs when they are so in sight, so to speak, should wear a heliotrope or some other kind of distinguishing flower as a warning not to look be low the waist, or the knees at the very limit. But I fear that this is absurd and would arouse ribald laughter from these so-called comedians who infest our cities. I fear that smoked glasses would impair my sight. What shall I do? INNOCENT BYSTANDER. Why Get Bergdoll? Omaha, March 31. To the Editor of The Bee: There was a slam at the Amerloan Legion published In your "Letter Box" today which I cannot allow to go unanswered. The writer, a Benny FInkelstein, stated that "there's a hue and cry going up among a few American Legion sisters about bringing him (G rover Cleve land Bergdoll), back to face his crime, why don't they take precau tions to keep Eugene V. Debs behind prison bars." If Benny will just cast his wild eye over tho editorial columns of the United States he will find that the hue and cry ij by no means confined to "a few American Legion sisters." As to taking precautions to keep I Debs in prison, there has already been a Legion protest against his release. WThether or not Debs is i "kept behind prison bars" is up to ! President Harding, as apparently j everybody except Bennle- knows. Henry Ford at least did not defy the laws of the United States in keeping his son out of the service even if he did get around them as a few others of our "respectable" citizens of means, some right in this city, have done. I'll agree with Benny that Berg doll oiled the palms of dishonorable boobs somewhere in order to get his release at.d that many of his ilk is justified in employing such means. But "why get Bergdoll?" Because he is the personification of all who, owing their wealth, their prosperity, their very lives to the United States, sneered at the Stars and Stripes during the war and ran away like skulking cowards when the flag was challenged by a foreign foe. We have had enough of these malicious attacks on the American Legion whi'ih is founded on ns patri otic and lofty principles &v. the very constitute n of our country and which has ever been in the fore at Washington fighting for tho 5,000, 000 ex-service men and his already obtained $300,000,000 in legislation for the Men who were wounded or disabled in their defending the flag. When you slur the Legion you slur the organization which pushed through the measure which raised the pitifully inadequate compensa tion of $S0 a month to permanently disabled men to $80 a month. There have been rash and foolish actions by a few Legion men and for these It has become a popular pas time among Legion enemies to con demn the entire organization. Wre11, if anybody wants to attack Si mon pure Amerlcaniim, let him hop to It. The Legion was never too proud to fight. OVERSEAS. ALTERNATING CURRENTS. There are certain persons who may attribute their straitened cir cumstances to following their nat ural bent. Memphis News-Scimitar. How to Keep Well By DR. W. A. EVANS QuMtions conctrnim hyi.n, sanitation and prevention of diseaia, ubmltud to Dr.' Evana by raadara of Tha Baa, will ba anwrd p.nonally, ubjact to proper limitation, whera atamped ddreaeed nvelopa I. encloeed. Dr En will not maka diagnoeia or prt.cribe for Individual dUeaeee. Addreea letters in earo of The Bee. ,.' Cojryrisht. 1921, by Dr. W. A. Evana "The day of the vampire Is wan ing," observes Theda Bara. A few gray hairs and some wrinkles do it, eh? Lexington Leader. Surf bathing is an exhillrating sport, and then, too. you're not liable to Rlip on the soap. Florida Times-Union. Georgia farmer pays four cents in come tax. Most farmers will wonder how he managed to pay that .much. Muskegon Chronicle. The idea seems to be that this year it will be good farming to raise two blades of grass where one talk of cotton grew before. Greenville (S. C.) riedmont. THE LETHARGIC ENCEPHA LITIS SITUATION. The first case of this disease was reported from New York at the end of 19 IS. It was here before that date, because almost simultaneously It was reported from three widely separated sections of the country. The disease is seasonal In its oc currence, but since it was new to the country in 1919 there were few eases reported during the spring. During tho summer and autumn months the number reported to the United States public health service aver aged six a month. In December, 1919, 37 cases wero reported. The number of cases reported in the winter and spring of 1920 in the weekly report was as follows: Jan uary. I2; February, 41; March, 47; April," f.6; May. 56; June. 34; July, After this the number reported monthly for the remainder of the year was 13. In January, 1921, the number reported was 97. In Feb ruary, 194. The figures for March are not yet available. " If 1920 is to be taken as an Indi cation the present high rate may be expected to continue through May at least. Then it should slump and run low until December. These figures are not to be credited for more than they are worth.- The reports are most incomplete. Many states do not report any form of contagion to the United States. For instance, states with well developed health depart ments such as Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Michigan are not listed In the weekly reports of contagion preva lence put out by the United States public health service. New York state is In the list, but the paragraph relating to that state carries in brackets ("exclusive ot New York City"). Many states re port ordinary forms of contagion, but do not include lethargic enceph alitis in the list. The disease is not reportable in those states and TOluntary reports of cases are not rent to Washington. Practically all the cases are re ported from about five states. Cali fornia, Illinois, Maryland, Connecti cut, and New York almost make up the record. A lew other states re port an occasional case. The con clusions as to seasonal prevalence are justified because tho list of re porting states has remained the same. As a recent investigation of lethar gic encephalitis shows, a fair pro portion of the cases so reported are wrongly diagnosed. But the proba bility, is that this loss is far more than offset, by the number of cases of genuine lethargic encephalitis that are not reported. It is not exaggerating to say there are well over 50 cases a month oc curring in the country. There is a fair possibility that the organism re sponsible for this disease has been discovered, but the information Is not in shape to be availed of prac tically this spring at least. In a certain sense the disease is communicable. It occurs twice or more times in members of the same household or family in rare instan ces. The rule is that no channel of communication between cases can be proved. Even though we know so little about what to do to avoid it we should remember that late win ter, spring, and early autumn is the season of prevalence of lethargic en cephalitis. Those communities not now having it reported will do well to follow the example of those states that take cognizance of It and not only report it but set their force to observing it and doing what they can to centrol it. Popcorn for Babies. A. W. W, writes: "Is it injurious to her to give our little girl, 2 years oid, popcorn, one piece at a time? She is very fond of it and we NEW STOCK SHEET MUSIC 1513 Douglas Street. The Art and Music Store. find it keeps her bowels regular. If there are objections, would they ap ply to an older person?" REPLY. The cellulose in popt-orn is sup posed to bo a little too irritating fni children of 2S months. 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