THE BEE: OMAHA. FRIDAY. MARCH 18. 1921. I The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY THE BEE rCBLISlMKO COMPANY. MLSON B. UPDIKE, Publisher. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Th Auoclsted Vtrsi. of mhch Th ftea la a member, la Ilueitalt antiUed to the u (or aubllratloa of til news ditpau-ha '.Mtlited to II or not otnerwiM credited Id (Bit pacer. ul tlto It., new nublilhfd beraln. Ail ttthu ttt DuhLeaLiofl fif ear acacial l'apatchat trt tin caned, BEE TELEPHONES Prltal Brsarh Etcbtnu. Aik frr f..l t AAA to bepartoiaDt at Parson Wanted, tjacr swv For Mint Calls Aftar 10 P. M.i Editorial Department .......... t'trvulation Paptrtnitnt AlrenltUif Itopirtuiiiit OFFICES OF THE BEE aialn Office: Ktb and ramtat -11 Scott Bt f Bomb Bid 5SII S tU Out-of-Town Office: ;S Firth Art. Wubtnitoa I' ll 0 It Tyler 1IML Trltr 10MT. Titer 10OSL Cuuacil Bluff New Toek Cbictio Stoser Bids. 1 Parti. Timet, tit But St. Honor The Bee's Platform 1. New Union Passenger Station. 2. Continued improvement of the Ne braska Highways, including the pare ment of Main Thoroughfare leading into Omaha with a Brick Surface. 3. A short, low-rat Waterway from the Corn Belt to the Atlantic Ocean. 4. Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Gorerament. Readjusting Government Employment. Congrcssni.Th Reavis reports that he is finding Jircat opposition to the work of reorganizing the departments of the government, many of those on the payroll preferring to be let alone rather than to have their attachment to soft jobs dis turbed. This is natural enough, but the reor ganization, now seriously undertaken, will not be permitted to lag. Almost from the first day of our government's existence, it has been con fronted by a condition that has now become an actual menace, and is a challenge to our effi ciency as a . nation. In making the necessary expansions, thai the functions of the government might extend to and in some sufficient way serve i the needs of a growing country as they arose, additions have been made to the machinery, with a result that it is now a huge and in some ways a grotesque conglomeration of departments, bu reaus .and conimissions, unarticulated and un wieldy, expensive and wasteful. Grover Cleveland, with his announcement that a "public oflice is a public trust," recognized flic situation and clearly foresaw the peril. He strove to secure faithful service and adequate return from the subordinates he appointed. His suc cessors have one after another given the matter attention. Roosevelt tried in vain to apply the remedy through -a proper reorganization; Taft presented the matter to congress on several oc casions, his message of December, 1912, dealing largely with the report of a survey he had caused to be made. Mr. Wilson gave the subject some thought, and recommended to" congress that some better form of doing business be adopted. Now, under Mr. Harding, the big job has been tackled in earnest, through a committee of which Congressman Reavis is a member, he being recognized as one of the closest students of the situation and unusually well informed as to the needs and relations of the several administra tive agencies of the government. The committee has for its purpose the elimi nating of overlapping, interfering and duplicating ( bureaus and commissions; the allocation of du- j'ties to" the several departments so that the di j visions finally left will be properly co-ordinated with distinct regard to their relations one to an other as well as to the general plan of admin istration. Such a definite arrangement would. ! long ago "have been adopted in any private cn-- terprise. The object is not to deprive any pres ent employe of the government of his job, but it is expected that ultimately many useless jobs will be eliminated, and their present holders will be returned to the ranks of industry for employ ment." The principal end in view is to get the (affairs ef our general government on such a j basis as will permit it to be tarried on effectively 'and at a eost much less than that now paid. When the taxpayers of America realize that, they are getting some return in service for, the money they contribute, they will not resent so much the annual recurrence of income tax day. And it is to bring this about that Mr. Reavis and his associates arc now at work. r- ,- Xne Base Ball Fiasco. Xo blemish is removed from professional base ball' by the dropping of the cases against the former White Sox players who months ago were indicted for the alleged throwing of the world series of 1919. The state's attorney who allowed, the casts to be stricken off the docket after the judge liad refused to continue them for six : months talks now of obtaining fresh indictments, but the' public may be allowed considerable, skepticism as to this. The confessions of certain of the players were complete and definite, and one whose sense of justice is unclouded by knowledge of the tech nicalities of the law will find difficulty in com prehending why the prosecution could not have been 'prepared against what it now terms the "corruption" of its witnesses, Jackson, Cicotte, and Williams. It would have been better for the reputation of the sport to have had this trial long ago, that it might pass from account with the opening cf the season. Now. whether it hangs on or is completely abandoned, the public will remember it with suspicion. At All events, it may naturally be supposed the pastime of gambling on the result of games will have a hard time reviving itself to its former proportions. Can River Boats Come Back? As far back as 1819 the Missouri river was navigated. Remnants of that great commerce which led ships 2,285 miles upstream to Fort Benton still persist in isolated stretches, but the most astonishing thing that could happen would be a resumption oLthrough traffic. xYet some lfope of the development of thii great waterway through the richest part of the continent is to be found in the statement of the new secretary of commerce, Herbert Hocver, that co-ordination of land and water transporta tion must be adopted as a national aim. What may this not mean for the development of river cities such as Omaha, and in the way of low freight charges for the producers? The low water volume of the Missouri river h unequaled either by the Ohio of the upper. Mis isiooL Without falls or rapids it offers an east ' and west and north and south trunk line pass ing through great mining districts and a stu oendous empire, of live stock and grain, The stream is 500 miles longer than the St. Law rence with the Great Lake?, three times as long as (he Rhine and twice as long as the heavily laden Danube. According to an article by Holland recently appearing in The Bee, instead of fighting water transportation, some railroads now are willing to co-operate. If this is so, and if thevfederal government sees fit to stimulate the revival, a 12-foot channel past Omaha is not a distant prospect. Scarcely a Straw. Possibly-there may be some of the thirsty ones who find comfort and assurance in the re sults of an election in the Minnesota village of Osseo in which thevchizens went on record by a vote of 58 to 21 for "legislation favoring - the sale of light wine and beer." The dispatch con veys the further information that the council ij expected to notify the state legislature and con gress. Nevertheless, this information falls under the classification of "unimportant though true." Somehow, it draws up a recollection of a scene in a general store in the backwoods hamlet of Oakville as the news of the national election began to creep, in. "Cleveland elected?" was the astonished ex clamation of a long-bearded citizen. "It can't be, it can't be. Why, Oakville went for Harrison 3 to 1" Prussia s Recent Election Analysis of the Voting and Possible Party Grouping Chesterton and Dickens. There-are some persons it is well not to wi.-U. to see, much less to converse with over a hand shake or at dinner. Think of those writers or public men to whom you are most devoted and hope never to be disenchanted from your en thusiastic ideal by actual acquaintance. Heroes and idols can not bear close inspection which invariably reveals them to be but human, after all. Probably in this way the visit of G. K. Ches terton to America has been unfortunate. He is neither as fat as had been imagined, nor docs he rise to the public importunities to say some thing very clever, t was Charles Dickens who pioneered the American lecture platform for the caravan of authors who have toured our country with what scoffers liken to the aims of the pros pectors who went west with "Pike's Peak or Bust" painted on their prairie schooners. Back in the 60s Dickens made his second visit, after having mercilessly exposed the crudities of young America in a book. It is interesting to read the welcome extended to him by "Brick" Pomeroy,' one of the most popular newspaper humorists of that day, beginning: "Boz. "We saw him. '"E came from Hengland. Came hover the hocean hin two steamers, the blarsted things 1 He came over to collect interest on his notes of Americans taken some years since. He said the Americans were hall Hasses, and the Dickens 1" The purpose of this visit, it was hinted, was the combined one of making money and of teaching Americans manners, politeness and chA ilization. But in spite of the criticism, the tour was a success, just as was that of Ralph Waldo Emerson, who lectured to immense crowds in England and Scotland in the 40s. Perhaps ii it is realized that Britain is ready to listen to Amer ican notabilities, some of the reluctance at ex changing courtesies will disappear. Women at Prize Fights. In striving to account for the attendance of women at recent prize fights the theory is now advanced that they are asserting themselves iust as do the. men who crowd the theaters for spectacular performances that center the main interest on the charms of the chorus. In other words, what one of the "folly" shows is to the bald-headed contingent, that is the prize fight to the elaborately coiffeured contingent. In the one feminine grace and beauty furnishes the at traction; in the other the more -masculine quali ties'" of -strength and physical skill attract. There seems no doubt that most w6men admire muscular abilit3 In college, it is the athletes who are most popular among the co-eds, while seldom does a man become a social favorite through his good scholarship. Some wives.' of course, will say that they like best to see their husbands in a dress suit, bat it may be sus pected that this is because all are on .an equal level there, one man as good as the next, whereas stripped for a prize fight: hubby might seem very much at a disadvantage. However brutal the face of the men in the ring (and not all of them are lacking in facial handsomeness), the flexible, glistening muscles, the clearness of the skin, the grace and swift ness of the combat, the absence of all awkward ness may well be expected to draw some femin ine appreciation. All that exercise and dis cipline can do for the human hide is displayed with as little reticence as exists upon the stage.. Not all women, indeed a small per cent of them, allow this admiration for the manly art to overcome their natural repugnace at brutality but neither. do all men attend the "girly" show3. Lots of women are not especially interested in the other sex, anyhow, these days. Newspapers, making a practice of printing the pictures of beautiful women to the neglect of the handsome men, do so on the theory that women like to view their sisters, either to admire or criticize, and feel only the mildest interest in the like nesses of men. So it is that in the matter of prize fight attendance, whatever it may be that draws some feminine spectators, the'se strug gles will remain almost exclusively for mas culine eyes; (Walter Littlefield in the New York Times.) The Prussians on February 20 held their first state election under the new constitution. The results reveal, even more emphatically than did the elections to the Reichstag last June and the elections in Saxony last November, a weakening of the present governmental system in all Ger many by dc8ections from the coalitionparties (in Prussia the majority socialists, the democrats and the Catholic centrists in the direction of reactionism on one side and of revolutionary so cialism on the other. The government, therefore, in order to mainr tain its majority in the new Landtag, or Diet, will be obliged to ally itself with factions which are either less democratic or more democratic than itself. Leaders of the majority socialists, in view of the pending reparation deliberations with the Allies, are said to prefer the more modi fied alliance one with the German people's party, for example. This would mean a decided step in the direction of all that Prussia was be fore and duriug the war rather than a step in the direction of rational democracy, of which the foundations were laid by the revolution. Un fortunately, the government cannot mark time, and its present tendency toward das Reichs, even though there be visible no kaiscrlich taint in it, is rather ominous. Soon after William II came to the throne in 1888, he cultivated the social democrats, until they asked him to reconstruct the electorate, which would cive them Drooertional reoresenta- ! tion. By a species of gerrymandering, which Bismarck Had once described as the most dis graceful in the world, the social democrats, al though measurably in the plurality, on account of the great industrial centers, only had about a fortieth representation in the lower house of the Landtag, or Prussian Parliament. William II had the ambition to become the patriarchal ar biter for the proletariat, but. when they asked for proportional representation, he diverted their attention to more promising political conditions abroad. Nevertheless, under his nursing the rank and file of the social democrats greatly in creased in numbers, but without any marked political advantage. The advantage came with the revolution of October, 1918. A few months later a Con stituent National Assembly was elected by uni versal equal and secret suffrage of men and. women, and met March 14, 1919, for the pur pose of making a new constitution and of legis lating until a Parliament should take its place. The constitution adopted thirteen months later gave every-citizen over 20 years of age the right to vote: a Parliament of one chamber took the place of the old Landtag of two (the Herrenhaus. or House of Lords, and the Ab geordnetenhaus, or Chamber of Deputies) and the ministry, kept in office by a majority of the elected legislators, became invested with the powers of the former king, principally its assent to all laws and its initiative in projects of laws, save those concerning finance, which must originate in the Landtag, or Diet, as the new one-house Parliament was . to be called. The election places it in office for four years from its inauguration on March 10. From the war and the revolution the follow ing party changes had been produced: From the fact that a majority of the social democrats had supported the government's policy in the war, they became the majority socialists., and for a time were still led by Scheidemann, while those who had placed internationalism above Germany joined the independents of the Reichstag who were led out by Hasse. Bernstein and Kautsky in March. 1916, and who. under Ledebo-.ir, threatened a revolution a year later. Their ac tion then received the -applause of the entente, but it must not be forgotten that later from the same crowd sprang Licbknecht and his Spar tacides. The old clerical or center toud became for I a rime the Christian-democratic people's partv,- I ana unaer tins name sougnt tne support ot the ! Protestant clergy and laymen on the ground I that all were opposed to the, anti-Christian tcn ! dencics of socialism. The tormer conservative factions, the junkers led by Count zu Revcntlow and the pan-Germans led by Count von Westarp, formed under the latter the national party (the Deutsche Na tional Volkspartel) and drew to it some factions from the old center which described themselves as Christian socialists, but who in reality were anti-Semites. A. democratic partv was formed, which gath ered in the more radical of the old progressive people's party as well as the more, radical of the old national liberal part-, and many independent republicans besides. Another party absorbed the right wings of the two parties, which had already lost their, left wings, representing the agrarians of the rural districts and the big business interests of the cities. This partv was called the people's party. the Deutsche Volkspartei). Just before the Assembly election it attempted to absorb tlie purely political elements of the Christian-democratic people's party and failed, although it gained many recruits, 'These were the principal changes observed in the parties which took part in the Assembly' elections of two years ago, the Guelphs, or Hanoverian separatists, retaining their ancient program and with these changes the majority socialists have since maintained a government m co-operation with the center and the demo crats. During the last two years all three had gained seats, from the minor parties or factions, , the majority socialists 3, the center 7, and the democrats 5, but all lost heavily by the recent election reducing the government's bloc from 305 to 219, while both the conservative' parties gained. The people's party, which the coalition, is said to be now courting and the less kaiserlich of the two, gained 25 seats, and the national party. 23 seats. Just what has happened will be seen from the following table, showing the As sembly seating and that of the new Diet as far as the -returns of the latter have been cabled: Parties. Assembly. Diet. .Majority socialists 145 111 Center (Catholics) 94 83 Democrats is a 3 How to Keep Well I -By DR. W. A. EVANS Quaatiant concerning hyflen, sanitation and praventian of (titrate, submitted to Dr. Evan by raaaars of Tha Be, wUI ba antwtred personally, subject to roper limitation, where a stampae addreeaed envelope i encloted. Dr Evans will not make aUaf noels or prescribe lor individual, diseases. Address letters la car ol Tk Be. r Copyriht, 1921, by Dr. W. ,A. Evsns The early spring is blamed by an eastern psychologist for the crime wave. This is the way-he explains it: "Energy which otherwise would be used in keeping warm has been re leased by the warm weather." And thus is the correctness of a term in the cooler given approval. The American Posture league has hit on a bright idea instead of telling women that cor rect dress and standing up straight and breathing deep will improve their health, fhey are now promising that it will improve the complexion. The man who is irritated by trifles has jio great worries, and when it is considered that the criticisms of President Harding made thus far deal only with trivialities, the conclusion is that everyone is pretty well satisfied. Nationalists '41 People's party IS Communists Independent socialists Agrarian democrats . . Guelphs Other parties 1 6 6 64 43 SO I'G It takes as much patriotism to pay taxes wit! out kicking as it does to fight a war. Another tiling prohibition is responsible for is hip disease. ' , ' Totals 401 The .communists did not vote as such tor the Assembly two years ago. On February 20 they polled 1,200,OCO votes and elected 30 deputies. With the 26 independent, or minority socialists, they will constitute the extreme left opposition wing in the chamber. ' Thus we see this alternative presented to the coalition, which has lost .86 seats, while the con servative or reactionary parties have gained 48 and the extreme socialist or revolutionary i par ties have made a gain of 32 over thejr sole rep resentative in the assembly, the indepefident so cialists, who there had only 24 seats: Either the coalition in order to keep in office must gain sup port from the extreme right or from the extreme left If from the former, which seems at last accounts the more likely, it will ask the support of the least reactionary of the two conservative parties, the people's party, but even so, the latter would naturally demand representation in the ministry. That would be the entering wedgi. Hereditary Peculiarities. According to an evening paper the lady who has just become duchess of Westminster has "one son, a boy." On the other hand, the duke himself has two daughters, both girls. Punch London). - A Nelson Relic. The sword which the Spanish admiral handed to Nelson on board the San Josef after the bat tle of Cape St. Vincent fetched 5 guineas at suction sale at Codalming the other day. Lon lon .Times, ESCAPING FROM "NERVES." "Inclose clipping of your answer to 11. V . K., i lours ery Truly writes. "This Is not the first time I Ijave thought you lacking- in help fulness to those who appeal to you. To tell a person to get self-control Is not really to help very much. Why not direct him to the literature (you surely must know the proper books) that will instruct him to ac quire poise and relaxation? "Why lead them on to hope for a solution of their little-big problems only to give words and no means to their ends?" (The writer says she hesitated about sending the letter, decided not to, then reconsidered.) for the benefit of the readers of this column I should say you went after me pretty savagely, but that, having written your letter, you -first decided not to send it and finally sent it with the signature erased. The need of brevity as well as the wish not to repeat too frequently pre vents me from giving a list of books In each public reply to letters about worry, neurasthenia, nervousness, and nervous prostration. I do print such lists from time to time, but I should not be expected to do so at snort intervals. The treatment for such disorders Is social. It must be self-admlnistered In the main. Books serving: as text books for self-cure of bad mental and social habits are of sen-ice. I wish every woman subject to nerv ousness or nervous prostration would read Myerson's "The Nervous House wife." It would reveal many of them to4 tnemseives. While diagnosis is not cure, it le the first stage of cure, Many women can cure themselves once they get wise to themselves, and that "The Nervous Housewife" will do. Now that Dr. Myerson has this book off his hands. I wish he Vould get busy and write a com panion to it. He milwit call It "The Nervous Husband" or "The NervouB Business Man." Dr. Myerson does not discuss how the individual nervous housewife can cure herself, leaving that to the basic good sense of the woman or to her medical counselor. But he does devote a chapter to broad gen eral suggestions as to how to avoid the making of a class of nervous housewives. The balance of the space today ' will be given over to quotations showing what Myerson means by nervous neurasthenia, and nervous prostration. "To be neurasthenic Is to magnify the pin pricks of life into calamities and to be the victim of an abnormal state that is neither health or dis ease." He says: "A tired feeling, worse cn arteinjr than on going to bed, Is a distinguishing mark of neu rasthenia. The neurasthenic takes half a day to get going, and at night, when she should have the delicious drowsiness of bedtime, she is wide awake and disinclined to go tt bed or to sleep. However, many neu rasthenics do not have this quality of behavior. v "Neurasthenia is characterised by easily induced fatigue of mind, of purpose or of mood. The poor housewife is a victim of this disease of occupation-nervousness. Every practicing physician, every hospital clinic, finds the nervous housewife a problem evoking pity, concern, ex asperation, despair. "She goes from specialist to spe cialist, orthopedic surgeon, gynec ologist. X-ray man, neurologist. By the time she has completed a course of treatment she ha tasted all the drugs in the pharmacopoeia, wears plates on her feet, spectacles on her nose, has her teeth tinkered with and her Insides straightened, has had a course in hydrotherapeutics, elec trotherapeutics, osteopathy, and Christian Science." Traveling Men Healthy. B. H. W. writes: "1, Please in form me what are the statistics rel ative to the healthfulness or un-( healthfulnesa of traveling as an occu pation. Is riding in filthy trains, sleeping in public beds, and eating indifferent hotel cooking conducive to ill health and disease, or do these exposures set up an immunity from disease?' "2. What causes milk to taste' strong in the fall and winter .months? Does this indicate im p.ure and Insanitary conditions? Does the cows' food have anything to do' -with this and how- can this be remedied?" EEPLY. i 1.; I have never seen any vital .statistics relating to traveling men. l cio not tninK tney are regarded as bad risks. Perhaps that Is be cause' many of them are compara tively young men. It is the custom for drummers to graduate into capitalists, proprietors and , other occupations for which their' earlier work trained them, and the health harm' done-is assessed against the last occupation. Seriously, all trav eling men always should be protect ed, against smallpox, typhoid fever and possible pneumonia during the winter-spring. 2. It is probably due to stable odors. Certain foods affect the odor of milk, likewise its taste. Why not stick to hot milk or boiled milk? Sufficient heating kills all disease producing bacteria and also drives off most odors. It's Serious Disease. Mrs.- K. P. N.' writes: "I have been told I have Addison's disease? Is it-curable? Please tell me some thing about it and remedy." TtEPLY. Addison's disease is due to tuberculosis of a ductless gland located near the kidney and called the adrenal. Some cases with symp toms of Addison's disease get well, though the outlook in a given case is not good. The treatment is that of tuberculosis in. other locations. Skin Food for. Chinese. M. W. S. writes: "Is it true that raw carrot eaten freely turns the skin yellow? The family has been eating raw carrot as a salad once a day for several months and people are commenting on the yellow huo of our skins. Is there any connec tion as people believe?" REPLY. It is true. It has been proved that when carrots are eaten in largo quantities for some time the pig ment colors the skin Just as feeding carrots to milch cows gives the but ter a yellow color. Is eating carrots good for the complexion? Yes, for a Chinaman. -i Here's ICasy Remedy. Mrs. K. writes: "Please give mo a formula for excessive perspiration in the armpits. "1. Is such a preparation harm ful? "2. What is the cause of per spiration? "3. Would any pharmacist get up this formula for me?" ItEPLY. A 23 per cent solution of aluinin um chloride in distilled water. Ap ply two or three times a week at night. Do not overdo, if this preparation is overused it causes Inflammation of the skin. The' formula is simple and easily used. talngr What's What By HELEN DECIE - It sometimes happens hat during a time of trouble with his back teeth a boy begins to use only his front teeth for mastication. There is danger that this may become a per manent habit after the temporary cause has been removed. Neglecting to use the 'grinders" or back teeth while eating is not only injurious to the over-used "cutters" or front teeth, and to the unwhole somely unused back teeth, but the practice, when it has become a fixed habit, disfigures the whole count enance by throwing the jaws for ward in an inhuman and canine action. Perhaps it is "the virtue of a defect" that this ugly manner of eating is seldom, if ever, adopted by girls, whose very vanity protects them from making "dog-faces" which are repulsive to all beholders. (Copyright, 1921, by fubiio Ledger Co) It's Published in Chicago. M. M. D. writes: "Will you tell me where 1 can find the Journal of the American Medical association in which Dr. C. E. Cornwell has pub lished the table of foods of which I read In your Interesting article or January 20?" P.EPLY. Purchase It from the American Medical association, 533 North Dear born avenue, Chicago, 111., or have your bookseller order it. The article appeared in the issue of December 11. 1920. Co: mmon jense Spare the Rod. By J. J. MUNDY. As a parent, is it not true that often you did not punish your chil dren when you should, because it made you feel worse than it did the youngsters? But it is not a kindness to with hold deserved punishment. Children are keener than most per sons think and realize any point of advantage gained over parents. They may look ever so meek and quiet when you arc within hearing and seeing distance, but you have no idea what is in their minds as a- re sult of escaped punishment. A child allowed to have its own way grows up careless and heedless of others' comfort and avith no sense of fairness or justice! He has more favors and expects more than he has a right to have. As he grows older he .demands more and it takes more to satisfy. If the child grows up with a fair ly active brain his mentality will get him into many unhappy experi ences because his sense of fairness and justice has not been appealed to in younger days. The world combines against the arrogant man or women and pos sibly the breeding of the arrogant person is at fault and he must suifer, A Hor.se "From Aberdeen. A story told by th. lord provost of Glasgow at the Scottish corporation gathering merits a wider publicity. It was that of a Glasgow man, who had brought down from Aberdeen ft Clydesdale, which he had-bought there, and who was dismayed to find the horse stand stock still in the middle of Sauehiehall street. All t-'fforts to move the Clydesdale were unavailing, till at last a man in the crowd, who was something of a vet. called out: "Look at his feetf" The suggestion being that the horse was. In veterinary phrase, "set." At the request of the owner, the amateur vet came forward to examine the feet. He lifted the first nothing wrong the second, the third, noth ing wrong there, either. The fourth hoof was lifted with some difficul ty and it was then found that the animal was-standing on a six-pence. London Morning Tost. A Vose Piano adds to your Home Comforts Hundreds of owners have told us that they would own no other piano but the Vose. They are recommend ed to the prospective piano buyer by piano teachers and those thoroughly ac quainted with piano construction. In the home it will help to beautify and give it the last touch of perfection. There should be one in your home. Our easy payment plan will interest you. 1513 Douglas Street Nw Stock Sheet Music Mr. (irihWc Is Nominated. Omaha. March 15. To the Editor of The Bee: I think It Is possible that 1 may claim the credit of sug gesting to George Grlbble of the South Side, first, that he run for city commissioner this spring, and I am very g'ad to see he is willing to run. No one need to blush if he votes for George Grlbble, for he is one of the most clean cut young men of the city, and is a successful, business man as well. Should he be nominated and elect ed, he will look after the interests of the whole city and not of a few, and he will not want to force people to pay extra taxes two or three times a year in order to buy up unsightly places for athletic purks when many thousands of workingmen of our city are out of jobs. We need a successful man for city commissioner, and not one who is eternally figuring on how he can niako the taxpayers pay more money out for unnecessary purposes. If the people of Omaha want a Ike and keen business man for city com missioner, there should be a general movement to support George Grlbble. I write this on my own hook, as no one knows that I am writing this boost for a citizen who is worthy of the office ho now seeks. T'UANK A. AGNEW. SHORT-ARM POKES. Th real scrap that causes wars Is the long green. Florida Metropolis. After glancing over a few dozen editorial headlines, we note that the times are still trending. Nashville Tennessean. Gardening would be more popular if one had a. caddy to carry his spade, hoe and rake. Jackson Citizen-Patriot. "Yap" shall henceforth take its felicitous place in the vocabulary as the place where the wires crossed. Knoxville Sentinel. The Germans kick against indem nities just as hard ns though they really intended to pay any. Roa noke (Va.) Times. What is the stage coming to? Most chorus girls nowadays wear little tnough to go out On the street in. S'orfolk Ledger-Dispatch. Now is the time for William Hoh enzollern to step out and crave the honor of paying the first 10,000,000 marks. Boston Herald. - CENTER SHOTS. Wilson Spent Last Evening Study lug Hill!. Headline, tfo did we. -Arkansas Gazette. That's what I call giving some thing for nothing," said the htisbinwl as he viewed his wife's new evening gown. El Taso Herald. A United States treasury, official says there aro millions hidden in the United States. Well, they can search us. Sprlnglleld (Ohio) News. The new sweet pea to be exhibited st the llower) show next week is to be named for the President's wife. Obviously, a Harding annual. New York Tribune. "business is coop thank you" The "crime wave" moves sapient law-makers to enact more rigid gun toting laws. Soon it will be too dan gerous for anybody except burglars to own a revolver. -Labor, i Van- Vnrlr inirHnpr Tins designed a new hut called the -"highwayman." copied rxom a tvanun s cap. i nu nothing. Husbands ,have known for. centuries that women's hats were i holdups. Elmira Star-Gazette. j Why Bpther With Ashes? Ashes,' soot, shaking the furnace, bother of shoveling coal all can be done away with. Install a 3gc n ore I Automatic Heater The Automatic Janitor Burns fuel only when heat is needed. Automatically shuts off when your home reaches the temperature you require. Is under thermostat control. Gives a home all the heating conveniences of a modern flat. x It does away with heating worries. Ask your friends about the Nokol. See the one which heats our building. We think it the most inter esting thing in Omaha. LV. Nicholas Oil Company "An Investment in Contentment" Is what some one has called a Savings account. Shares in the Conservative are such an invest ment. 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