THE BEE: OMAHA. THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 17, 1921. TheOmaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY THE BKE PUBLISHING COMPANY, KELSON B. UPDIKE. IubUhr. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Th iuMiltd Proa, of whlrh Th It If a number. It r eiudnlf toillil te Ui um fur miMirctina rt ill tit 4nvUhe emitted to It or nt olhcrwlM -rwlltl In tint imwr, and alio thi Iorl nri ruWuhed h'run. all right of mbllcaUoo at our KciU lptctt tri also mrrrfd. BEE TELEPHONES Prinif Drtnoh Fietisngs. Aik fr Tvlot IfWW) Ik Dtptrtiiient ur Pframi Wtnt4. jricr VW For Nifht Call After 10 P. M.l Etttortnl Drrtrtrotnt ........... Trier lWt Cln-ulMlon Itrtinnt Tl lttfMt, UvnUalnc Depmnit Tjlar ttMrL OFFICES OF THE BEE aliin Offlea: Wis and Fmra Council B!ufs IS Scott St I Bcmth Bid ,1311 3 8b Out-of-Tewa Offici Tt ss rirth Av. I withiitttnn i 1 1 a st. Calcaa Bluer Bids. I Puis, Frtnc. 450 Hue St Honor The Bee's Platform 1. New Union Passenger Station. 2. Continued Improvement of the Ne braska Highway, including the pave ment of Main Thoroughfares leading into Omaha with a Brick Surface. 3. A short, low-rate Waterway from the Corn Belt to the Atlantic Ocean. 4. Home Rule Charter for Omaha,' with City Manager form of Government. Loans to European Powers. The persistence with which Senator Reed pursues the subject of the loans by the United States to European powers must remind the public of the zeal with which lie carried on his futile campaign against' Herbert Hoover. Some will wonder, perhaps, why the Kansas City sen ator is so determined in his course, forgetful that he owes a considerable grudge to the Wil son administration, and may. find in this some thing of food to satisfy the longing for ven geance. This unworthy motive may not be his, and he may be actuated by purest patriotism, tlthough where that comes in is not clear. When we were in the heat of war, authority for a loan to the Allies to the extent of ten bil lions was granted. This has been put out iuJ the following order: Belgium ......... ...........J 349,204,467 8,500,000 Cuba Czechoslovakia . France Great Britain. . ., Greece Jtaly Liberia Roumania 61,256,206 . 2,966,028,442 . 4,19,ilS,358 15,001)1,000 . 1,631,338.986 26,000 23.205,819 Russia 187,729,750 Senia 26,175,139 Total $9,466,283,171 All of this money was needed for the winning of the war. America put its Credit into the field before it did its array, and properly so, because its industries were mobilized and producing while the men to fight were being assembled. It was not expected then, nor is it now, that we would be required to assume the entire obli gation entailed in these loans; nor was it thought by any familiar with the situation that our debtors would be able to make immediate repay ment. Some small sums of interest have been returned, but for the most part that has been set over and is being added to the principal, Greece has recently applied for certain credits, relying on a pledge given that additional money would be advanced. This has been seized upon by Senator Reed as the pretext for his action, Greece being engaged in Anatolia against Musta pha Kemal in an effort to set up the protectorate contemplated by the trelty of peace between the Allies and Turkey, That any further loan on the pledge to Greece would be applied to the prosecution of this enterprise is plain, and it. is this that justifies the senatorial onslaught. Great Britain has proposed a cancellation of the international war debts; this subject is being generally debated. France has not made any overture, although the Paris Matin publishes a statement to "the effect that Colonel House did make a promise that France's debt to the United States would be forgiven. That was at a tims when all were exalted by the spirit of winning the war. It had been suggested by many Amer icans of influence and standing, and would pert haps meet a popular sentiment even now. But officially the United States is on record as op posed to any forgiveness of debts. It is recog nized that there will be no payment within the immediate future, and finally the sum may never, be repaid. Reasons- for this are obvious. The outstanding feature of the situation at present is that "Jimmy" Reed is recalling to the expiring administration at Washington some of the proceedings at Jefferson City, and later at San Francisco. If he Is able to add anything to the wakefulness of Woodrow Wilson during his last hours in the White House, the act will be cheerfully performed. ' Sprouting Wings. In isolated parts of the country even at this late day persons of advanced age are occasion ally found who are taking their first ride on a train. Many can remember. clearly when first they rode in an automobile, and doubtless many "others have yet to experience this. But it is only the first trip in an airplane that affords real pride now. It will not be many years until people will be ashamed to admit that they have never taken flight over Omaha or that on descending from a journey through the air will not endeavor to con ceal that they have never been up before. Some new Henry Ford will be turning out thousands of sky busses each day and people will no longer omplain of poor paving or bad roads. Chief Jtbcrstein, who only the other day caused a front lAge sensation by his amateur flight of less than an hour, may then be scouting among the clouds in a police plane in search of highwaymen that are really high in their own little piratical air ships. Already the anti-horse thicf association is going or gone, and the coming pest may be the miscreant who cranks up the plane of some honest citizen and steals aloft. Back Yard Opportunity. It takes a henroost robbery to remind city dwellers that people still raise chickens in their back yard. A neighborhood row over two miss ing hens on the South Side is enough to sug gest that even with such mishap a flock of chickens will go a long way to solve the meat problem. We hear of chicks scratching up garden seed and of honest citizens firing off rusty guns at marauders in the alley, but we are seldom told of the real economy and success that prevail ia most henyards. Keeping chickens is far from being all bad sews. Did you know that each hen in her pullet year can produce ten dozen eggs? A flock of ten, with eggs at 40 cents a dozen would add $40 in a year to the income. Table scraps and refuse, together with a little grain, which is very chcajj now, "will produce not only t.n abundance of eggs, but cheap and tasty meat as well. Within ten weeks of the day a chicken is hatched, fat juicy broilers are ready for the table and in two months more some of the pul lets will begin to lay. A building ten feet square and a very few yards of a runway will house ail the poultry a family needs. When spring approaches, it is pleasant to start out with chicks. They need not be hatched at home, but can be bought when a day old from any large breeder. Of course, anyone can make a fizzle at keep ing hens, but it is also true that anyone with a back yard and with a little care and knowledge can make a success of it High Comedy of Prejudice. To the defense of Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis rushes Pussyfoot Johnson. Impeach ment proceedings, you know, are being con sidered by a committee of congress with Vol stead as chairman. The only point of contro versy to come before the committee is whether or not the judge is derelict in his duty in acting as a base ball arbiter at the same time as he holds his position on the judicial bench. Yet between the judge and his enemies the water is so muddied that a decision on the merits of this single point is scarcely to be hoped for, and in the confusion it may be ultimately decid ed to adopt the opinion of Attorney General Palmer that Judge Landis is within his rights in keeping two irons in the fire. People either like Landis or they detest him. Senator Dial took umbrage at the judge's criticism of bankers and the appearance of un due leniency in the case of a clerk who suc cumbed to the temptation of theft to the ex tent of $96,000, alleging that he needed it to buy. his aged mother a loaf of bread, or something of the sort. Perhaps Judge Landis did not mean, all that he said and only wished to make a good story for the newspapersat any rate, honest opinion can not excuse such crime. Immediately Judge Landis was out with a comeback, pointing out that Dial was a banker and prejudiced. From that moment , the more important issue of whether or no a federal judge can hold two positions was lost. Judge Landis continues meantime to send bootleggers to prison, creating fierce enmity among the under world and drawing to his support the prohibi tionists. In the same way people who opposed the war are his foes on account of his references to disloyalty and his sentences on Berger and other radicals. Most Americans, on the other hand, admired him for his forthright stand, al though since the supreme court found the de cision faulty on account of allegations of preju dice, some have felt, that with less heat better effect could have been secured. At all events, circumstances, guided or hot by human design, have done in the case of Judge Landis what is so often done, clouded over the original charge and brought on 'an avalanche of prejudice. If accusations and counter-accusations are to fly freely, they should all be in corporated into the formal papers of accusation and not be allowed to creep into consideration, unacknowledged. President Wilson's Personal Expenses. The resolution passed by the house of repre sentatives, providing for an inquiry into the personal expenses of the president, under the appropriation of $150,000,000 to be used by him in connection with the war, seems to lack' sin cerity. The money was freely given to Mr. Wilson, to be used as he deemed proper in the public service. It is not possible that anyone believes the president was guilty of any dishon est expenditure or misuse of the fund. It may serve to amuse some to learn the meticulous de tails of the cost of maintaining the retinue that attended the president at the peace conference, to learn the items that make up the whole ac count of the cost of that expedition, and dis cover what if any went to distinguished mem bers of the party. Yet that is only a small portion of the total sum. and if need be could Jiave been singled out for some specific inquiry. The greater part of the money, if used at all, went for purposes the nature of which can not be disclosed, with propriety. Nobody knows this better than do the congressmen. Mr. Wilson was clothed with unusual power, freely granted him by the citi zens of the United States, because he was the head of the government' and on him rested a responsibility all the world recognized. This great power was conceded to him by the repub licans in congress in a patriotic spirit, and would never have been withdrawn while he was in office, had the war continued. To harass him now with demands that he make public details of transactions that in their very nature must be kept secret will not materially aid the progress of the republic. 1 Only the disclosure of turpitude or corrup tion could justify such a proceeding, and the president is not accused or even suspected of that. Finally, the voters of America have passed upon his post-war policy, and the verdict is ac cepted. Petty politics at this time should be avoided. - Here is President Wilson given authority to lay an embargo on exports ,of oil, and it was always said that the United States consumed more than it produced. Have they been ship ping oil abroad and shipping other oil in from abroad? . ... Mr. Harding having made bold to suggest to Congress that it get a move on, is not trying to pick a fight, but he may find some of the members have not yet removed the chip from their shoulders. Mr. McAdoo's diagnosis of the Mexican sit uation recalls vivify, the reply made by "Bob" Ingersoll to the Texan, who said all his state needed vcas "water and good society." Equal suffrage does bring complications', but a fine spirit of compromise is displayed by a West Virginia couple who named one twin Woodrow and the other Warren. Then there was the cousin from the country who climbed hesitatingly into the crowded ves tibule and remarked that this must be ride-in-the-street car week. About the only way to shock a man these days is to strap him in the electric chair. Doubtless Mr. Bryan's middle class party will keep in the middle of the road. A Line 0' Type or Two Hw to th Lin, Ut the quips fall whirl they may WEATHER is one of the few deathless topics. Why is the Weather Man not more chatty? February of 1915, we vaguely recall, was uncommonly mild. A comparison of tem peratures would be interesting, with a few re marks on Febs in general. IN the matter 'of reparations this country is better situated than its allies; for as Lurleiulortf promised, when we entered the war, "We shall settle with the Americans." "Out Where the West Begins." "Out Where the West Begins." Sir: Do you know that in Fargo wo still ele vate our dogs to the rail of the theater box, and hold the pose during the entire performance? . . M.,B. S. UNDER a plan proposed by the city coun cil, rent profiteers "would be drawn before the real estate department." And F. P. thinks they should be quartered as well. THE LEFT-HANDED WAY." (From the Columbus, Neb., News.) "Making the Line" Is a matter for either pride or chagrin. The determining factor being the method through which one arrives. And we take no pride In the fact that it was one of those infernal m. g. contributed , society affairs that cost ua our self-respect. SLANGY and prophetic Merimee, who wrote, in "Love Letters of a Genius:" "You may take it from me that . . . short dresses will be the order of the day,, and those who are blessed with natural advantages will be the last dis tinguished from those whose advantages are ar tificial only." As Joyce Kilmer Might Have Said. (Kit Morley in the New York Evening Post.) "The Chicago Tribune owns forests of pulp wood." , Full-page advt. I think that I shall never see Aught lovely as a pulpwood tree. A tree that grows through sunny noons To furnish sporting page cartoons. A tree whose fiber and whose pith Will soon be Gumps by Sidney Smith, And make to smile and eke ha ha go The genial people of Chicago. A tree whose grace, toward heaven rising, Men macerate for advertising A tree that lifts her arms and laughs TO be made ino paragraphs. ... How enviable is that tree That's growing pulp for B. L. T.! "THE most picturesque type of compound surname, savs an article on names, is that formed from a verb accompanied by a noun or an adverb." Or, shall we say, from a verb and a pronoun. Thus, Norman Gimmy heads a committee in Carrollton, 111., which is soliciting funds for a carnival. , AUTOLYCUS IS LOOSE AGAIN1. (From the Chippewa Falls Herald.) , Stolen from the Catholic cemetery, a tomb stone about 3 or 4 ft high. Engraved on it Michael Augustlnowica, born 1909 died 1911. Reward for any Information in re gards to it. OUR budding colyumist (who, bv the way, has not thanked us for our efforts in his behalf) wll want that popular restaurant gag: .-"Use one lump of sugar and stir like hell. We don't mind the noise. THE THOUSAND AND ONE AFTERNOONS. V. . " The words of Houssain gave great Joy to his chief of staff. The eternal quest of the new stenographer was, If not ended, at least inter rupted. It waa a breathing spell, and the excel lent Wezeer besought heaven to endow the fair Saidee- with a thousand fascinations of speech and manner, that the merchant might be per suaded to the renunciation of his vow. Hous sain himself gave no sign of encouraging this hope, and the second day passed as the first, and when the afternoon was spent it was not without trepidation that he heard the office boy remind Miss Perkins of her promise. - 'With all my heart," said she, 'if Mr. Houssain still wishes to hear the story.' The merchant signified that his interest was not extinguished, and begging per mission to light a cigar, disposed himself for the recital, signing to Weezer and the office boy to be seated also. ' Thereupon the fair Saideo began the Story of the rink Shirt. My brother Valentine (said Miss Perkins) Is a consulting engineer, and his profession calls him to every quarter of the celebrated globe. Late in the summer of 1913 he chanced to be visiting an English friend who had rented a .ilia on Capri. They left the island in company, the Englishman to return to London, my brother to Chicago, where he purposed to sojourn a few days before proceeding to Hong-Kong. While they were packing their effects, the Englishman tossed over to Valentine a shirt of a line flannel dyed a remarkable red. It was not pink, but a very rich red, the color of yak blood, to be pre else. The Englishman suggested that my brother might care to wear the garment, since he was not able to, his shlrtmakermaving made an error in the measuring. He had bought the flannel, he related, in a bazaar in Teheran, and a aueer story went with it." It was loom-made, of angora wool, fashioned by a beautiful Persian damsel whose lover had deserted-her, and who wove into the fabric of the stuff all the fervor of her unrequited passion. Whoever should wear a garment made from that cloth, the keeper of the bazaar had said, would have power to arouse the' liveliest emotions in a person of the opposite sex. 'Did you try It on?' asked my brother. 'Yes,' said the Englishman, who was of a literal mind, 'but, as I told you, the beggar of a shirt -maker got my measure wrong.' 'I mean,' said Valentine, 'did you ever test the fatal fascination of the shirt?' 'Oh, I say, what rot!' the English-V man replied, With such an air that my brother said no more, but slipped the garment into his bag. IF Mr. Chesterton were cast away on a d. I, Hie only short story he would take with him, he says, is "The Lady or the Tiger." But G. K. C. had not read the "Story of the Pink Shirt." Not Knocking the Legal Department! Sir: After a lengthy discourse on whether a certain procedure was ethical or legal, one in quirer winds up her letter with these comforting words: "The matter involved is hardly enough to warrant the services of a first class attorney. Would it be possible for your department to render an opinion ?" THE LEGAL FRIEND. BEING a "1921 fighter," H. G. C. reports that when he reached Mobile he naturally opened up his line at the Battle House. RECEIVED BY A PUBLIC-SCHOOL TEACHER. "Please excuse Willie for going home at re cess. He got a pain in the boy's basement and couldn't get up the stairs." "Please excuse Mary for being Jumpy. She just got better of St. Fido's dance." MR. SKIFF has reserved space for use in the archaeological department of the Field Mu seum for Pre-Dry wheezes, which should be pre served for a curious posterity. We have filed No. 1, which runs: "First Comedian: 'Well, what made you get druitk in the first place?' Second Comedian: 'I didn't get drunk in the first place. I got drunk hi the last place.'' ALMOST PAINFULLY FRANK. (From tho Cedar Rapids Republican.) Hardware and implement business for sale. Will sell right No trade, good rea son for selling. Melvln Moftatt, Westfleld. MEDICINE HAT has again vindicated its claim to be the winter resort. It reported 52 above the other day. B. L. T. Franklin Up to Date. Ban Franklin's good English and truthfulness are vindicated by a denial that he said, "a penny saved is a penny earned." A sum saved is not a sum earned. What Ben said is: "A penny saved is two-pence gained." Undeniable. Chi cago Journal of Commerce. How to Keep Well By DR. Wi A. EVANS Question concerning hyfion, aanita tion arid prevention of dieae. ub mitted to Dr. Evan by reader of The Bee. will be answered personally, aubiect lo proper limitation, where a lamped, addressed envelope ia en closed. Dr. Evan will not make diagnosis or prescribe for individual disease. Address letter In care of Th Bee. . Copyright, 1921, by Dr. W. A. Evans. OX Confident. Explorer Shackleton says even Spitzbergen and Siberia have less snow and ice this winter. That about makes it unanimous and sure. -Pittsburgh Dispatch. ADVICE FOR T. B. PATIENTS. Consumption is one of those dis eases with which many people must learn to live or pay the penalty. The average length of the Illness occa sioned by it is said to be almost three years. 1 havo known of people who have lived with consumption for more than 10 years. I have in mind a very prominent railroad man in the southwest who has been a consuni i'tivo for forty years. He, in spite of his infirmity, is a very powerful and important member of society in his section, perhaps the most Important in a rango compris ing several states. The secret Is this: He has learned to live with his dis ease. I wish every consumptive could have a copy of "Hints and Helps for Tuberculosis Patients," by Dr. Charles L. Minor of Ashville, N. C. This book of rules of less than 6,000 words has been published five times by the Journal of Outdoor Life. That Journal will reprint it and sell It for 10 cents. It can be procured through local tuberculosis societies. The first 13 rules relate to rest. The rules for outdoor living are five In number, and go Into minute de tails. The advice is to stay out of doors at least eight to 10 hours a day. One rule Is never to stay out, of doors when you are chilly, but this means that a person must take pains to be warmly covered, not that they are to stay Indoors In inclement weather. The only weather to keep out of is that of sleet storms. In hot weather a person should cover his head against the sun. The rules about eating are 12 In number. There are six rules relating to clothing. Chest protectors are advised against. Tho winter under clothing is to be worn until about Juno 1, and the summer weights until about November 15. "Never change the Weight of your clothes without due consideration, remem bering that: ' "Reneath this stone, a lump of clay, Lies Uncle Peter Daniels, Who early In the moth of May Took off his winter flannels." Five rules are given as to bath ing. One is: "If you suffer from chilliness try salt and alcohol rubs. If you tend to perspire too freely, vinegar and alcohol rubs." Other subjects covered are: The room," bed, and sleep; amusements, care of the voice, cough and expec toration, medicines, miscellaneous and mental attitude. Defends Duying Abroad. Omaha, Feb. 8. To the Editor of The Bee; It is with great interest that I read ia your esteemed paper of tho nuccess of tho "New York firm" which sold $10,000 worth of goods to Omaha women very re cently. You make tho statement that it is contrary to the "Onward Omaha" spirit to spend Omaha money so that It is carried to New York. This New York firm carried a very fine grade- of goods and a large selection of fine things, larger and finer than I have ever seen in any Omaha store. Once or twice a year, several of our stores do have consignments of lino linens which they sell for eastern firms, how ever. The quality of this New York firms' goods was of tho very best, the selection very large and the price from 20 to GO per cent lower than Omaha prices for similar quality. Do the Omaha women have to spend their money in Omaha, al though they get less for this money here? Is it not thrift whjch made theso women buy $10,000 worth of quality goods from a firm of un questioned reputation. We women refuse to buy goods at exorbitant prices and from small selections. ed fruits, is there anything that can be done?" REPLY. The name the condition goes by now Is acidosis. It is a condition which carries with it a good deal of danger. Research work on acidosis still is going on and much remains to be settled. Climate Is not a factor In this condition. Regulate her diet. Feed her largely on vegetables, fruit, and coarse breads and have her play in the open ajr as much as possible. Send Stamped Envelope. If Miss S. S. S. will send her re quest accompanied by a self-addressed stamped envelope I will answer her questions. They are not suited to the column. when New York can furnish them to us for less money and from large stocks. And after all, do not all of our retail merchants buy most of their supplies and stocks from the cast? What differenco then, whether tho merchant gets tho profit or the woman shopper, when we all know what percentage of the stock of our retail dry goods stores comes from eastern firms anyway. We women are thoroughly In lino with the Onward Omaha movement, but until Omaha prices on such articles as were displayed (with profit) at the Fontenelle recently, reach the level of our New York firm's prices, we will patronize New York firms. MRS. MYRA JsOHNSON. EDITORIAL JABS. Convicted of Running Still.. Headline. What Is tlilx, a mara thon? Knoxvillo Journal and Trib une. . Well, it may be necessary to mar ry Europe In order to reform her. Baltimore Sun. "C.nncclitls" has a serious run. hut it did not reach the war debts. Dos ton Herald. The appropriate salutation on raising a glass of hootch to one's lips would be, "Here's lookln' at you for the last time" Itockford (111.) Star. The wind that is tempered to the shorn lamb doesn't seem to help the case of the shown lamb. Baltimore Evening Sun. Rinse Well After Bath. - Mrs. T. R. writes: "Every year some one asks you for a remedy for winter itch. I wish to contribute mine, which is very simple. I have never had itch since using this remedy. When taking baths I always rinse myself afterwards with clean, warm water, for I discovered that It was the soap particles that dried my skin and made it itch. A shower is the best thing, of course, but those who cannot have a shower can use a pan." , ItEFl.Y. Vfinr erneripnee has Orobablv been with bath itch rather than with winfpr itch. It has been proved tnal soap left in garments and on the skin can cause trouble. Especially rlpfinitp has been the proof that soap left in the baby's diapers can cause trouble. Thanks. Regulate Child's Diet. Mrs. M. P. writes: "My little 'girl. 8 vearS old. is exceedingly nervous. has terrible spells of vomiting for three or four days at a time at al most regular, intervals, and on ac count of taking much laxative medi cine, in the hope of holding off the attacks, she never has a natural bowel movement. Will you kindly advise me? 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