B: EDITORIAL AMUSEMENTS Omaha THE i VOL. L NO. 33. tX I t will be tour own fault - .A IF TOU FAIC TO MAKE' COHNETCTIONS UNDER NEW MACHINE SYSTEM WHEGE CEMTBAL USES HER EYES INSTEAD OF HER BARS Ss6 ' mmm Mil . Lid QtTTTi'iliiiVi11 I"" i 'I If lift THIS IS JUST ONE OF IT By J. T.' ARMSTRONG. The hour is . nritjnight. A dark figure is fumbling with a latchkey at the front door of a West Side dweUwK house. 'At I last tfie door swings open aid he enters cautiously. The, ominous silence is broken by the crash of a vase. The intruder ,has be trayedvhimsclf. A light is turned on ana a voice 'from upstairs in quires angrily: 'j ' "Is that you, John?" The voice is quickly followed by a stout woman, cladin a dressing gown and slippers. , She pounces on the shrinking intruder and questions him thus: " "W'liy weren't you home for din ner t5night. How dare you stay 'jut till this late hour? yWhere Tave you bee'n ':" - "You Brute "Bu businesis kept me, dear," gasps 'John. "We we lwhad a board of director's meeting. Called suddenly., tried to Vphone you but central, said phoe was out of, order. Sh she "was. very nasty, that operator." , "Brute! cxclains the. woman, -shaking her husband roughly. "If you weren't intoxicated 'you'd thinkSjf a better- one than ihat You know telephone " service is automatic now, yet ybu have the nerve to blame a poor, innocent operator." John , sinks into a chair with a groan of despair t Thus will' the favorite alibi of a rircd businessman taking a liight off be shattered by the new ma chiue switching system which is f being iimalled in two Omaha teiepnone exenanges Dy me iorin western Bell Telephone company. It Has Happened. Officials of 'the. 'phone company say there isn't a chance '(or the new machine switching -.- system, which will be ready -for service sometitne this spring, tago wrong. And although fully as many operators will be employed; when the system is installed as Before - SNT IT- SIMPLE ? they assert the elimination of the ures and things? On first thought "human element" will result in in- it would seem some task. Well, creased efficiency. ' -His! ' ' y For even the' best of operators , Tun) on the lights, say the tele have been known tojjause now. phone experts. But.whygo the and then and tuck a .stray w isp or hair in it proper .;, place; or on very rare otcasins, of course to talk back to an impatient subscriber. ' Slightly Quicker. ' Now the comparison's -absurd, of course, but the machine system lias no stray locks ol hair; nor is,; Mix 1 .11 MAUEOT OPERA 105"FINAL FRAMES !' it capable of "talking back," hence tle prediction of increased effi ciency. ' ? "On calls from on6 . automatic phone to another or from one automatic exchange to another the connections will be; made' snghtly ' qukkcr by machine, switching," explained F. C. Builta,, of the 'phone company. . . "Between an-automatic 'phone and a manual, or old stylo phone the calls will be completed in about the same time as hereto fore." , , Mr. Builta says the use of the so-called automatic 'phone is just as simple as the use of the old oral instrument. He gives the follow ing rules so eyeryone may know just how it's done: - ' Waif 30 Seconds. -Take receiver from the hook and Vt for a humming sound, - or "dialing tone." Then, with the re ceiver off the hook dial the num ber desired. Wait 30 or 40 seconds if the connection is n)pt made be fore dialing again. ' " ' The 'phone will purr rcoiitent edly. no doubt wljen the desired number i being tung. A rapid ly buzzing sound indicates the line is busy. . ; Nowr consider, the klial. You'll ' notice all the letters on the-' dial, are black an thflfigures. red. vAt, first glance" and without investiga tion it appears rather a compli ' cated affair.- Well, . it. is? , .nd. here's a1 tip tt.tn 6eople -Mj-lio are on narty lines, jl'ractice dialing until yoa can rattle off any prefix and number iu quicklime. ' Great Indoor Sport. Dialing races proiyisejo become a great indoor sportin homes that have party phone lines..- Suppos ing two people on the s.ynje line decided to call a number at , the same time. . The fastest 'dialer would naturally be the one to get his call thro'.igh. B-jt consider the innocent dial a bif longer. How are ydu going to call a number at night -when it's dark and vou can't see the fie tremble ot turning on the lights, we ask. Why not learn the touch .system? Does a good stenographer look at the keys of her typewriter? Certainly notl ' s Why Not? v . Or whv not slap a little radium on the dial and make the figures -'.and prefixes stand out in the gloom. I 7 CallpH Suhrnber " 1 " 1 o Final Fratr Callma SuKsr.riKr . Line Finder Frame Sendef 'i ' I . -Selector vmi Sender like the "hands on your old army wrist watch? And here's a secret! If you be come a bit vexed at the machine system and are just dying -to tell' somebody what vou think of it here's the way. There's a mystetious letter "O" on the dial that will connect you . with a service operator. You can relieve your injured, feelings and spring-all your pent-u wit on her She'll be- iised to it anyway jind havesome good retorts, probably, so all in all you'll have a right good time talking to her. Here's another secret that'll in terest subscribers on party lines. If you have any grudge against the "other party" wait till some time when he or she is talking, then begin to "dial a number yourself. Booming and Shrieking. ' Result: A combined booming and shrieking in the "other par ty's" ear that will make him or her think he or she's being bombarded by the entire German army, as it useter was. ;").,. .." The, aforementioned Mr. Builta doesn't advocate, dialing in somebody- else's ear. ! It-isn't polite and' besides the "other party" has ' JdiaJ a1so,and may use it on you some day, he says. It's best to listen for thelialing sound before starting to dfak - Now the use of the dial should be quite clear. If you make a mistake and dial the wrong num sber hang up; or if you move the dial While you're talking you'll be - cut off. .Ja-either case you'll hate no unfortunate operator to waste your,wrah on, hence, you'll save" -time. ' ' ' . ; ., JUaybe He Knows. All of which brings us to the ditNbult part of the story. No. doubt. 'you are curious to know just hostile machine system gives you youf number. Youare not alone in your curiosity. ; Perhaps the inventor of the sys tem could explain it. But his ex planation would be filled with volts and amperes and turbines and rotary switches and friction rolls and magnetic clutches and other strange things. To give you an idea of the system's immensity the lumber in boxes used to bring it to Omaha would be sufficient to build seven two-story,- eight-room houses. Knocked down these , boxes and crates- made enough lumber to fill six cars' and s valued at $10,000. And to give you an idea of its ( complexity it requires 342 tools and gauges to make one tiny mul tiple brush. This brush performs the function of selecting, a contact thcaugh .which a connection is fin ally established, for the number, dialed.- v Cost $2,000,000 ' The estimated cost of the sys tern W $2,000,000. of which $250, ' 000 must bt expended to unify OMAHA, SUNDAY 'MORNING, JANUARY 30, 1921.. mm a -m w -m mm mm II OFFICE (Machine. Switching) Incoming Frame District Frame L Qffice FHant) HOW ITS ALL "P. B. X." boards in large down town offices.-' Dials must be added, to these switchboards so that they can be used for either manu al or machine calls. Installation of approximately 16,000 new dial telephonesor Tyler subscribers and Douglas subscribers north of Pierce street, cost the , company $150,000. The entire Tyler exchange and the Dougias exchange jiorthof Pierce street will be cut over" to the new system this spring. Horatiu'g at the Movies Made Over for the Movies by James'J. Montague Note The introduction of Cleo- Kpatra into this poem is somewhat anachronistic, and is a departure from the text, but it is necessary in order to insure the heart interest without which no movie can have n appeal. v 1. Horatius bids good-bye to Cleopatra; removing vize.r of helmet so his real tears can be -photographed. ; 2. Cleopatra, with her pet adder twined around her arm, hands him his swOrd. Subtitle: V'I Just Hope You Beat Those Hor rid Etruscans to Death." v 3. , THe horrid Etruscans, led by Lrs Porsena and False Sextus gal ldping toward Rome. "" 4. Sextus and Lars Porsena rid- ing together. .5. Sextus speaks earnest! v. Sub-, title: 'l "If I Lick the Remains Can I Marry That Little Jane, Cleopatra V J. Lars Porsena registers aston-, ishmant. Subtitle: "" - , "Cleopatra? I Thought She Was in Egypt?" I. False Sextus continues speak ing. Subtitle: "She's Come Over to Rome for This ' Picture. ' 8. ' Hbratius and Hcrminius ride down to bridge. Etruscans in dis tance. t - 9. Horatius and Herminius con verse. Subtitle: "Let's Draw the Bridge and Fool 'Em.'; 10. Herm.nius tries to draw the bridge, but the Etruscans have cut the wires, and the motor is stalled. II. Horatius draws sword. Sub-X title: (. "I Reckon We Gotta Scrap for It, 'Minius." 12. Cleopatra drives up in a coach, and takes up position on high bank above Tiber. Registers inter- est in proceedings. j, Ki. Etrtiscan army arrive? at i bridge. Parley. ' ! I 14. Horatius and Henuiniuss are I -joined by Spurious Larlius. Cross1 i bridge to Brooklyn, side and face ' .Etruscans. . : ' 15. Further parley !v Etruscans, i 1 Subtitle: ' , I I By Porsena; "You Lick 'Em, j . ' sl;-. t j ; c?M tW'W .DOUGLAS ( Machine .Incoming Frame COLFAX. OFFICE' n (Manual) an Call indicator ToOffice X I To Office Y Relay s: Call Indicator Position y . TJ30NE, aiW summer. Other exchanges will remain manual for a time. The first shipment of the ma-; chine system arrived in Omaha in February of 1920 and installation work began, immediately. It had been ordered 1917, and was manufactured by the Western Electric company at Chicago. It is being installed by that company. The system'- is the outcome of many years of experimenting, and differs in som respect from the system in use in Minneapolis and Sextus. ; By Sextus: "What's the Matter With Astur?" By, Astur: "That's Right, Make Me the Goat." By Porsena :'Go On, Get. Busy. ' I've Got to Eat My Thanksgiv Dinner in the Via Nationale y. Torlight 16. Astur gallops to bridge. Ho ratius takes him. a clip on the neck and tumbles him into the Tiber. 17. Another warrior gallups up. Henuinius splits his helmet and HE goes into the Tiber. 18. Sextus. comes up and makes a face at Horatius, but Lartius chases him back. 19. Cleopatra lwatcb.es fight, reg istering emotion'. . '. 20. Sextus takes off armor and goes down to river. ' ' 21. Sextus takes small boat and starts to row. 22. Sextus in mid river. . 23. Sextus climbs up on other side. . 24. Sextus -sneaks across bridge and gots behind Horatius. 25. f Cleopatra unwinds her adder from-reel in which she carries it and tiptoes across bridge. 26. Sextus with dagger about to plant Horatius a good one under he ribs. ' 2T. Cleopatra turns snake loose. Subtitle "Sic 'Him. Snake!'- ' 28. Snake writhes up to Sextus, climbs his bootleg and bites him in the ear. 29. Dagger falls from Sextus' hand. Sextus falls into river. 30. Ears Porsena's gang try to rush Horatius Herminius and Lar tius. ', 31. Cleopatra recovers snake and lecrolses bridge. o2. Cleopatra climb? pole and I connects Rome Lighting Co.'s svs j'tem with the motor operating draw, I 33. ' General fight between the dauntless three and Lars Porsena s crowd. ' Dauntless three gradually forced back on bridge. ; .14. Cleopatra goes to .control booth." ' . x 35. Cleopatra throws lever. 36. Bridge drawn . up, spilling Etruscans into Tiber, Horatius , (Turn U face Two, Column One.) 1 D E5W 1 1 OFFICE' Swilching) ' 'v Clld Subtcnbtr DO Ugla3 r- ! 528Q Final Frame tailed Subscriber CO If ax 4259. V PUSUTHEBUTIOB j ffTHATS WWATTHE U1 I lllCENTPAC S v lll f 1V OPERATING Ur I 1111 Los Angeles. Three floors of the Northwest- rn Telephone company's -building at Eighteenth and Douglas streets are devoted to machine switching mechanism. Row after row of huge, eomplex finder and sender frames occupy 5 this floor space. Each frame contains thousands of multiple banks and selecting me chanisms. ".'.- In the selector frame are con stantly ' revolving friction rolls, magnetic clutches and racks by means of which selecting mechan isms are moved up and down, A, fourth floor is devoted to a power room. There are also 145, eight horspower . alternating cur rent motors operating the final frame, line frame, senders -and.-other switch frames. There are four generators with an output 'of 1,000 amperes, 33 volts each. The storage battery room contains 52 cells, each with 7,360 ampere hour capacity. Let Him Tell It. ; If the current generated in this power room were turned into elec trical current ' it Would ' light (a town the size of Nebraska City, tli case the city power should fail the system is equipped with an au tomaticthrowover switch installed to start steam turbines in the base ment that will generate 220 volts of 410 amperage. ' Now that everyone, including' the writer, is sufficiently confused about' the system, here's the ex planation of its workings described by Mr. Builta himself. Mr. Builta admits he may be a bit hazy on some of the details, too, but on with the explanation: "Supposing the person using the 'phone wants to call Tyler 0480," egan Mr. BuiTia, clearing his throat and lighting a Turkish ci garet made in America. "He re moves the receiver from its hook and listens in the receiver for a continuous humming sound, Called the 'dialing tone,' which indicates the mechanism is ready to receive his call. ... . Instantaneous Operation. "He will then insert his fingJr any finger will io in. the open ing in the dial above the letter 'T,' and rotate fhe'lial until. the finger come? in contact with the metal stop. He releases the dial, which will automatically rern to normal. He will then repeat the operationfor the letter 'Y' and in turn for the fouf numerals, 0-4-8-0 "Mechanically, when he removed , the receiver from the hook his line was connected, with an apparatus ' called the 'lire findert His line is then automatically connected with . srr irJIe 'sender' the operation tak ing hwl the fraction of a second. It U i't the close of this almost in-, stantancuus operation that he hears the dialing tone. v Selection Completed. ' "When he dials the electrical im HOW THE HELLO QlRL. INSTEAD OF HER. EARS pulses are transmitted to the 'sender,' which receives and reg isters themv vIf the subscriber, for any reaon, fails to dial the full number the selection will not be completed. . The call . will be ' taken up by a maintenance operator who will come in oh the lineaiid tell the subscriber of his erfor. . . . "The mechanism, operated au tomatically through the 'sender,' K selects the lines to the prqper cen tral office. The call proceeds with the particular line to the final selector, where" connections are made with the particular line de sired. -v ' . "Whe the conii'cction is thus compled ' a purring souud, re peated" at intervals, will be sent fback to the calfcr, through thq re ceiver, indicating the desired num ber, is being rung. If the line should be out of order the connec tion will automatically be com- x plctcd to an operator who will ad vise the one calling the number." Catcties His Breath. M. Builta, after a pause in which he caught his breath and lit the extinguished fcigarct, con tinued: "But suppose the person is call ing from a machine switching Tyler number to a Harney num ber which is a inanuel or girl operated, telephone. "He must dial in the same niaii- ner as before, but the mechanism will connect his telephone with a series of registers in a Harney ot "fice when he dials ,'H' and 'A.' These registers then pick up the pulsations sent out by dialing the figures, which are transferred to a reflection plate or 'call indicator' . in , front of the. operator at a switchboard. . " , "The operator will simply con nect him with the number de sired. In other words he signals the number to her. ( ; Will Punch 'Em Off. "Then again, suppose the Rerson , is calling from- a manual phone, without a dial the kind we are ' now using to another person who Has an automatic '(Wione. He will simply take down his receiver and give the number in the ordinary way to his operator. His call will be passed to an-operator who has a scries of keys resembling an addinsr machine krvlinarH Tl-iic is known as a 'Cordless B' switch- TEN CENTS I HERES THE KINO OF INSTRUMENT YOU'LL USE USES HER EYES. aboard. She will ' punch off on these keysjthe uumber for him and his connection will be 'auto matically' established. "There are still othr kinds of . calls that need explanation. Take The Omaha Bee, for example. It has a private branch exchange, with a little, switchboard all its own. - it's a Secret. "While The Bee's number is Tyler" 1000, several (other lines are connected with it. These lines are Tyler W01, 1002, 1003 and so on. Today jf some one calls Tyler 1000 and the line is busy the operator tests all the other lines until she finds one that is not busy. Under : the ncwlmachine system the' ma . chine wiir do the same thing. The operator of the -private exchange board may either fse a dial or the oral 'method in making her calls. So now you understand how sim ple the whole thing is?" Mr. Builta heaved a sigh of re lief as he completed his explana I tion. ' "But just how do the little find ers find the right number?" he was asked. ' "Search me," he replied. "I heard ' .'. somebody ay something about v tuning 'cm to a certain pitch or 4 something. " Attending School. "tfy the way, not to change the subject or anything but I forgot x to tell you all the telephone men and women of Omaha are attend- ' i ing-schqol daily, getting ready to give expert attentjon to the new system. - "Peeparations, are being made to train operators to work the reg istering Keys. Others are prepar ing to serve in the automatic of fices correcting subscribers who jwake mistakes in calling and re porting line trouble and answering '' complaints that is, r'a if any 'complaints should happen to be made. "All the details of the work of , preparation for tV new system are in the hands of a committee of telephone men, one from each de partment of the company here, Walter E. Hall of the chief engi neer's staff is chairman of this committee. The other members afe W. E. Rehschuh of the coiu- yincrciiii department; Roy MatsoV, traffic: R. Butters, plant, and V. W. Davenport, accounting. I) (A J