14 THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY. JANUARY 1. 1921. Holding a Husband Adda Garrison's New Phase of Revelations of a Wife The Way Major Grantland En s tortained Madge. The instant that the 'words of gratitude for Hugh . Grantland's kindness crossed my lips I knew that I should not have ,utt;red them, or at least have given them less em phasis and earnestness. The re membrance of Lillian's dry com ment, given long ago, flashed back to my mind. It made me flush with the humiliated embarrassment which the recollection of it always brings me. "It's all right to be grateful," she had said, "but you needn't make your voice and eyes quite so intense, ttnless, of course, you want the man to spill over." The memory of her words was brought most forcibly to my mind by Hugh Grantland's own reaction to my little speech. Into his eyes flashed the tense look which I have seen in them in ' moments of great stress. He took a step toward me, and I saw that his fingers were con vulsively digging into his palms. "Please don't look at me or speak to me like that again," lv said, unevenly, and his voice and breathing were like those of an over taxed runner. "I I am not re sponsible for myself when you look like that." I shrank back into my chair, half frightened by the intensity of his tone. He saw the action, and upon the instant his manner changed to remorseful pleading. . , Madge Fairly Cornered. "Don't be frightened," he said, I shall not offend again. But I am afraid it is going to be very tedious for you here until train time. 1 have plenty of time on my hands and and I was wondering it you would not like to motor a bit this afternoon, and dine with, me this evening." ' He was so like a bashful, lovable schoolboy in his contrition, and so intensely earnest in the appeal he was unconsciously making, that I resolved to put aside my scruples, and grant his request. AfterN alj, it was only the most ordinary cour tesy. If Dicky objected, I though: rebelliously, he had only himself to blame. If he had not been so rabid against my, going north I would never have been in Southern Cedars. Resides, I owed something to Hugh Grantland for the many kindnesses he had showered upon me. . "I can't imagine a more delight ful program," I said, smiling, and the first gleam of pleasure I had seen in his eyes came to them at the words. .' , "Thank you," he said simply, then practically: "Can you go now?" "As soon as I put on my wraps," I. returned. "Very well,' I will wait for you here. Be sure to wear a wrap heavy enogh for the open caK I know your love of the open ' air, so I brought that one." ;4U.thust be: clairvoyant," I -flung back at him lightly as I went out of the room. - "I'll Teach You to Drive." I felt strangely, almost recklessly, light-hearted as I climbed the stairs. I find sometimes that there is a queer contradictory streak in me. If I had been on ordinary, amicable , terms with Dicky, or even engaged ini disagreement which was my own fault, I might have driven or dined with Hugh, Grantland, but I should have found no pleasure in doing so. But my resentment against Dicky's unreasonableness of the morning seemed distilled into seme subtle essence, tingeing the prospect of the afternoon's outing with a zest it would not otherwise have had. As I settled my hat before the mirror, I saw that the tired lines had smoothed themselves out of my face, and that I looked unusually young and lighthearted. I resolved "that I would throw : all compunc tions and worries to the winds, and enjoy to the utmost the drive and dinner to which Hugh Grantland had invited me. , When he escorted me to the car he put me into the front seat, then went around to the driver's seat himself, giving some low-toned di rection to the waiting chauffeur. The man touched his cap and walked .rapidly away, while ftajor Grantland put the big machine in first, second and third, so noiseless ly and quickly, that we were but a Jfew feet from the starting point when we were speeding in high down the long boulevard. " "How well you do thatr I said, with a little sigh. - Ever since my disastrous attempt to learn the mechanism of the big car belonging jointly to, Dicky and Alfred Durkee, I have longed to master the mysteries of the three speed cars. The small two-contro! car whjch my father gave me bothers me no longer, but partly because I know that I could never 1rn with Dickv's teachine. I have never touched the big car since that j day. t ! Hugh Grantland looked at me j toenlv. and a little Quizzically. t "If you'll promise not to repeat your performance of a few months ago, I'll teach you to drive this car this afternoon, he said, smiling. (Continued Monday.) THE GUMPS AND AN UNCLE, TOO Drawn for The Bee by Sidney Smith. Copyright, 1920, Chicago Tribune Company YTCLU ArADY I HAP A 6000 NfcMS. Xear ruve auto? Kowyc- AHt PUT OVtK ONE OF THE V0 VWTH MAOe A FVr HAP THE SOCKEKS WEteNG OVf ttMClJl flGORlNC, HOW lCVt THtY WfcK6- THEN ?UE THE .PLUG OH ErA VASWEO'CM VP OM THE. 8EKCH AHJ 1.EFT 'EM TLAT- WEKE 0rr LIKE. THE TUtrt t BoviGtfT lY Back at my own PPlCE; fOP A ON6 NrWJ t Omjm PetvrV . HEAR ALL THE TOOC AHO IX PAXS ME ZS i pulllp Ttux thing Right hee IH THE VvATES TOO Carp Caviar r WAT. WAS IT UNCLE SLE&PY-TIME T.AUS rmin srnTT rah FY iiivii wwvi i i u a sa "jA. i I. , How Peter Was Different There were two ways in which Peter Mink was different from any other person in Pleasant Valley, or on Blue Mountain, either. In the first place, he had no home; and in the second, he had a very long neck. The reason why Peter v had no home was because he didn't want one. And the reason why he had such a long neck was because he couldn't help it. When he grew sleepy he. would ft is reallg a great pitq that he was so .rough.- crawl into any snug place he hap pened to find sometimes in a hol low stump, or in a pile of rocks, or a haystack. And often he even drove a muskrat out of his house, so he could sleep there. Most of the time Peter Mink went about in rags ' and tatters. Whenever he did have a new suit (which wasn't often) it never looked well for long. Naturally, sleeping in all sorts of places did not im prove It. But what specially wore out his clothes was the way he was always saueezing through ' small holes and cracks. Wherever Peter' saw a narrow place he never could resist trying to get through it. .. He was a long, slito fellow, with a small, snake-like head. And he always knew that if he could squeeze his head through a crack he - could get his body through it too. It is not at all. strange that Mrs. Rabbit and Mrs. Squirrel and Mrs. Woodchuck as well as a good many other people did not care to have their sons in Peter Mink's company. They said that any one who went about looking as untidy as he did, and without a home, was not likely to set a good Example to the young. But Jimmy Rabbit and Frisky Squirrel and Billy Woodchuck loved to be with Peter Mink. To be sure, he was quarrelsome. And he was always ready to fight any one four times as big as he was. So they had to be careful not to offend him. But in spite, of that, they found him interesting he was such a fine swimmer. He could swim under water just as well as he could swim with his head above the surface. And in winter be was not afraid, to swim under the ice in Broad Creek. There was another thing about Peter Mink that made the younger forest people admire htm. He was a famous fisherman. He could dive for a trout and catch him, too, just as likely as not. And there 'was nothing more exciting than to see Peter Mink pull an eel out of the water. ' ' " ; ' It is. really a great pity that he was so rough. But you see, he left home at an early age and grew up without having any one to tell him what he ought and ought not to do. No doubt he didn't know the difference between right and wrong. Jimmy Rabbit's mothjer used to call him "the Pest." She often remarked that she wished Peter would leave the neighborhood and never come back. I am sure that Johnnie Green's father would have agreed with her, because Peter Mink was too fond of ducks to suit Farmer Green. Of course, Peter didn't care to 1 eat ducks all the time. Sometimes he dined on a fat hen. But even .then Farmer Green was angry. No doubt Peter Mink thought- him hard to please. ' ; ? BanTc Clearings in 1920 Slightly Less Than in 1919 Although 1919 was a banner year for Omaha banks, total clearings for the year just closed were nearly as ; large. In 1920 Omaha lnul:s cleared $3,020,976,904. as compared to $3,058,973,340 in '1919. I Dog Hill Paragrafs By George Bingham . Elick Helwanger, who spent a por tion of yesterday trying to slip up More Truth Than Poetry By JAMES J, MONTAGUE - THE ROUNDER'S RESOLUTIONS I'm going to tackle tasks I've long neglected; I'm going- to heed the counsels of the wise ; f Mistakes I've made are going to be corrected; Dreams I have dreamed I'm going to realize. My energy shall never be diminished; With all the zip that's in me I shall try y , To do the work that I have left unfinished, While idle, wasted hours hurried by. , I'M THE GUY I'll THE GUY the short, fat one who always picks a tall, skinny dance partner. . Well, what if I do? I like to dance, with a feminine edition of the Eiffel tower; I can always dance better. It keeps me on my toes and that's no joke. ' . The thin ones appeal to me, be cause I have enough weight for both of us, and I don't want to have to pilot any excess freight. After all. who's dancing with this elongated lady anyway? I am, not you. So how come that you should give an imitation of a grinning ape while you watch me. Instead of paying so much atten tion to me why don't you take a look at yourself. ' Your idea of a good time is to poke fun at others. Well, it's too bad you're blind. If you weren't all you would need to have a good vaudeville show is a looking glass. I don't tare what you think or how jrou laugh. I'm going to dance with whom an 1 how I please. ' As for you well, figure it out for yourself. t (Opyrtefat. HSO; Br th Whlr f lrUt Inc.). My putting has been bad I'm going to mend it, And when again I stand upon the tee, The pellet's going where I want to send it; I'm going to play the courae in eighty-three. And at the track I'm going to pick the .winners And keep my money off the halt and lame; . .... I've had the costly luck of all beginners, But in the future I shall learn the game. " And what I gain by winning on the bosses, As there is not a doubt that I shall do, HI use in making up my poker losses ; I must get even with that pirate crew. And all the money that I win at poker, Though very great the sum is sure to be, I'm going to give to some smart clever broker , And let him clean the market up for me. I've loafed too much I've wasted time and money Around the hive of life I've been a drone, While busy workers gathered in the honey But now I mean to come into my own. Good resolutions these it's hard to make 'em, And harder still it is to see 'em through, , . . But 'ere a month has passed I'll Jikely break 'em Which will not trouble me I always do. WHY- on a crow to get a shot, at him, left for the scene again this morning with a longer gun.' ' ' ) The depity constable has been try ing to serve some papers on Sim Flinders inr ih naef (wn Anva Knf says he has not yet been able to ketch I ... M mm seuin . ' i . I The Dog Hill characters are hop ing the readers will have a whopping big time this Christmas and in fact most of next year. Parents Problems How can a boy of 14 who takes more pleasure in reading than in anything else be helped to an inter est in outdoor life? An interest in making a collection of outdoor objects of some kind might be aroused in this boy. I once knew a very bookish boy who de veloped a great interest in outdoor life through making a collection of different specimens of wood growing near his home. Doesn't Glass Break When Put in Cold Water and Boiled? Pouring boiling water on the or dinary type of glass will cause an immediate crack or . split, if the glass is cold, due to the fact ihat the molecules of the glass nearest the heat expand more rapidly than those more distant from it and liter ally tear themselves away. It is for this reason that glass used in chemical laboratories and in other pldccs where 'the extremes of heat and cold are frequently encountered is made extremely thin, so that all parts of it may change temperature at practically the same time. A similar effect is apparent when we boil a glass in water, which, at the beginning, is cold. There is no sudden rise, no alteration in the heat which is acplied. The water sur rounding the glass becomes gradu ally warmer and warmer, until it reaches the boiling point, and, as the glass naturally absorbs this heat it, too, undergoes a slow process of heating. The molecules expand evenly; there is no strain or ten sion, and therefore no crack. (Copyright, J920, by the Wheeler Syndi cate, Inc.J Where It Started (the product of two numbers equals one-fourth the square of their sum minus one-fourth the square of their difference), which is used in multi plying large numbers, was known to the Arabs, and is probably of Hindu origin. The first , large table of quarter-squares was made in 1856 by Laundy, who worked out the quarter-squares of all numbers up to 100,000. (Copyright, U30, by the Wheeler Syndl cate. Inc.) rnoTor-LAYs. AMUSEMENTS. The Ordinary table of the days of our youth has several more com plicated ramifications. The principle of multiplication by quarter-squares AMISEMKNT8. Last Two Times ' s Matinee Today, 2:15 Early Curtain t TONIGHT AT 8 ARMAN KAHZ CO.; KEL LAM & 0DARE BOBBE 4 NELSON;, Hyman A Mann; Leon Varvara; Tuck Claret Ed. Lord Margla Fuller; Topic of the Day; Klnograms. Mat., 15c to'$1.00; Night. 15e to $1.25. TODAY And Sunday THE SMARTER SET With WHITNEY A TUTT in their latest "Ramkftllla" musical comedy, DttlllDOUia Nights j v 60c - 1 JO Mat. j 25c -$1.00 WEEK COM. NEXT MONDAY TICKETS NOW ON SALE . ft HAY OOMSTOCX mi MOWS GOT W0RLDS Beautiful Production 14 Big SCENES- pQMPAJiiy : 300 . PRCSCNT A URIENT NOW III ITS 5th YEAR KTHIS , htRTRt. ffi minw ONE YEAR mthi ONTUWJtarrc.M No Seats Laid Away No Phone Order Nights $1, $2, $3 and 13.50 Mats. Wed. Sat. SI, $2, 2.SO, $3 Add 10 per cent for War Tax LAST ' TIMES TODAY EMPRESS DAVIGNEAU'S CELESTIALS OrlMtal Jan artliti. VALENTINE VOX Prtwntlni "The Clubmss" a vtntrlloqulal novsMy. ELROV SISTERS la "A Sanburrt ef run and Fathlos." I DOLLY GREY AND BERT BYRON la "A flirt's Wslght." PHOTOPLAY ATTRACTION "Hal YourMll" with Madia Kennedy. Sunihlns eernedy Fsx Nmn. "OMAHA'S FUN CENTER" nyatsfXr,iDail'' Mat- 1Bc to 7Bc 2JrVftaf Nites, 25c to Si. 25 j:b,; FLASHLIGHTS OF 1S2I RS2 With -shorty" McAllister a harry "RIB" SHANNON. A Fast-Moving Whirl wind of Joy and Happiness. Brand New All the Way. Unusual Cast and Dancy, Prancy - Beauty Chorus. i LADIES' DIME MATINEE WEEK DAYS WRONG AGAIN When we supposed the Fleet Corporation's motto was "Ships! Ships! Ships!" it really was "Graft! Graft! Graft!" HARD LUCK THAT SrfE CAN'T California would be the richest state in the union if she could only export her climate. WITH CHILE AND ARGENTINA OUT It doesn't look as if the league of nations would start with much of a waiting list. Wuurrtaht, tl. B tAa.Bell Jrrikatt. J.J Illinois Central Reviews Transportation Conditions of 1920 The railways of the United States have just emerged from a year of unprecedented difficulties. With a transportation plant unequal to the demands placed upon it, they made a record of which railway men are justly proud, and in which forward-looking citizens generally may well feel a pride. Commercial requirements were the greatest in history. Because of a strike at the coal mines in November and Dece'mber, 1919, at the begin ning of 1920 the country was 45,000,000 tons' short of its normal supply of coal. Other commodities in great quantities also awaited shipment. A flood of traffic was turned upon the railways. The railways had suffered from the war. New equipment had not been purchased in sufficient quantities. Old equipment 1 had not been 'adequately maintained. Cars had been scattered broadcast over the country. The buildingof yards and sidings and new mileage had been interrupted. Adequate rate's had not been assured. Wages, material costs and taxes had mounted to new levels. A switchmen's strike, ty ing up1 terminal freight movement, occurred in April and made its linger ing effects felt throughout the early summer. Facing the great demands for transportation, with many obstacles against them,-the railways accomplished a task that seems almost mir aculous. f The danger of a coal famine was averted. Necessary traffic was moved. . A steadily increasing record of efficiency was built up, week by week and month by month, exceeding all previous records of railroad history. The peak of the, car shortage was passed early in Sep tember. Late in November a car surplus actually existed. The supply of transportation now exceeds the demand for the first time in five years. Many predict a business revival early in 1921, an optimism that" seems altogether justified. If the predicted business revival material izes, it will make a heavy demand upon the railways. ; We believe the railways will be able to move a larger business than they moved during the record-breaking past year. New equipment will be in service and old equipment will be in better condition. Railway workers are de veloping the old spirit of loyalty and efficiency, conceived upon a new foundation of public service. More adequate rates have been granted. The public is takinga more intelligent interest in railway affairs. Les sons in cooperation have been learned. It is well, however, for those who will make heavy demands upon traffic during the year to anticipate those demands as early as possible, now that the railways are in a position to handle all traffic offered them. Material which can be transported now in anticipation of later demands should be transported, in order to distribute the traffic .burden more . evenly. . We of the Illinois Central System are proud to hav,e shared in the 1920 record of the railways of the country. Our best efforts will now be put forth fn helping to make the record of the railways for 1921 even more creditable than was the record of 1920. Constructive criticism and suggestions are invited. C. H. MARKHAM, President, Illinois Central Railroad Company. Last Times Today At 11-1-3-5-6-6:30-7:45 and 9:30' FATTY ARBUCKLE In IRVING COBB'S story, "The Life off the Party" N. B. You know Fatty has been out of two-reel comedies for a long time and this la his first five-reel comedy. A delightful picture study is THE BALLET ' presented by . , Adelaide Fogg of this city and the world-renowned Stefano Mascagno At 3:30-8:05 and 9:45 THE TOY SHOP Conceived and 'staged under personal direction of Miss Adelaide Fogg And presenting six of her most talented pupils: Ruth Betta, Ann Riklin, Ed ward Grant, Mildred Jacque, Frances Alvord, Nellie Grant. SILVERMAN'S ORCHESTRA Playing a seasonable overture, "BABES IN -TOYLAND" f Last Times Today "The Irani mg iijii 99 Most Talked of Picture Ever ShojMB in Omaha Starring Barbara Cattleton and James Kirkwood Last Times Today "DOWN HOME" FATTY ARBUCKLE RU BET OWN MINSTRELS Tomorrow BERT LYTELL DANCING mm CAFE Dancing Matinee Today Admission 25c 2 Big Jan Bands 2 Usual Dancing Tonight Admission 55c Jack Connors, Mgr. Grocery Company Gives Banquet for Salesmen The Williams-Murphy company, wholesale grocers, gave their an nual banquet for their salesmen at the Paxlon hotel Thursday evening. tory in western Nebraska and whF has the honor of leading the sale force i)f some ISO salesmen, in amount of business produced, acted as toaslmaster. ' A profitable evening was spent in discussing general sates condition and betterment of the business in every way. The salesmen were all optimistic as to 1921 business.' ; ; - ; 'uri I'lfOTOPLAYN. NOW PLAYING TOMj I IT TIL- o Hank Mann Comedy, "The Gum Riot" ' ROY BYARS Operatic Tenor ' Singing; "I'm Falling in ;:, Love With Some One" Oiie Great Photoplay NX S. Will be shown at the Sun Theatre no advance in prices Last Times Today BEBE DANIELS . in 1 - "Oh Lady, Lady" A picture full of pep and snap and which gives Miss Daniel a chance to display some won derful new creations in ex 'quisite gowns. Christy Comedy "Movie Mad" h n r i Ye Olden Time Quartette Rialto Orchestra, Harry Brader, Director 3, K. Johnson, Organist $25.00 FREE! t kif man, fcomtn or child in Omar who ndft tn th first 00 r reel anawcr t. Hi pukzI? below. What do lb .initial; tx-inw stand for R. N. W. M. P. fiflN'T mall Jouransvw until Sstiir tsvsil m Jauuaor 8th. Addrtf xttm to Moon Theater. Tlia S25 anU U warded fmm the ataga ft the Mnoa. Th. mns production. "OCT OF Till "i.VOWS." will be ahown for a e nan na Sunday. January 9th. and U anil re--enl the eorrert answer to the roiH. fler Ten here eeen the picture too eriU Know nnettlrete whether or not Ton mailer the correct anewer. The name of the wie ner will he announced at ererf enow due e the weelt BEATTY'S Co-Operative Cafeterias Pay Dividends to Those Who Do the Work 666 is a prescription , for Colds, Fever and LaGrippe. It's the most speedy remedy we know,