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THE JBEK: OMAHA THURSDAY, DECEMBER 30. li.O
John Pesek Loses
Match to Caddock i
ebraskan Pinned for First
Fall After Hour Work, !
Second in 7 Minutes.
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Des Moines, la., Dec' 2'A ( Spe
cial Telegram.) Earl Caddock of
"Walnut, la., defeated1 John Pesek of
Ravenna, Neb., in straight Tails here
last night before a large crowd of
enthusiastic . wrestling fans. The
' lowan won both falls witn a double
wristlock on the right arm. The first
in one hour, eight minutes and 20
seconds and the second hi seven
minutes.
While Pesek put up a sensational
defensive match he did not appear
dangerous at any time. Caddock,
however, apparently respected his
opponent and wrestled cautiously.
As a result, the first 30 minutes were
rather slow, but after that the men
warmed up and going became
rougher.
t ic Aft niintos lior.irp either im
plied a good hold. Caddock getting
the fir:, a wristlock. The lowan
continually, used this hold through
out the match. His hold that won the
tirst fall apparently Hurt rescss
arm. for he gave up just as soon as
Caddock obtained, the hald in the
second set-to.
In the semi-windup Joe Stangie ot
Carroll, la., won all the way from
Max Orlando of Chicago. The lat
ter was so strong that he staved off
defeat time after time. The Iowait
took the first fall in 37 minutes with
a head scissors and bar arm lock and
the second in 16 miuutes, 30 seconds
with a toe hold. ,
United Presbyterians
Defeat Pearl Quintet
Slaving a good floor game and
shooting baskets from difficult an
gles, the United Presbyterian bas
ket ball tossers. members ot the
Church league, defeated the Pearl
basketeers last night by a score of
3Q to 19. , , ...
.The Graham brothers, playing for
wards for the United Presbyterians,
were the stars of the game. J. Gra
ham caged eight baskets, while his
brother sent the ball sailing through
the irons for three baskets.
Thc Grace Lutheran cagers wal
loped the Lowe team, 21 to . 14, and
the Bellevuc quintet trounced the
Kops, 20 to S, while the Benson flip
pers - easily defeated the Clifton
team. 46 to 3.
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Punch Carnival to Be
i Staged at Fremont
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t Fremont Neb., Dec. 29. Fremont
will be treated to its first boxing ex
hibition in IS years New Yew's day.
? The main bout will be between
Walter 'Swede' Enckson and
Johnny Sudet.berg, two light-heavv-weights.
It is to be a 10-round, no
decision affair. , The semi-final will
be a sbc-round bout between Bob
Ferguson and Ray Stannard, light
heavvweiehts. Bob Ferguson was
discharged from the navy as the
champion light-heavyweight, of the
Pacific fleet. There will be several
preliminary bouts also.
Jack Fitzgerald of Omaha will
rjtferee the bouts.
Bresnahan Will Sue
Dodgers Base Ball Club
, I; Toledo, 'O-Dec. .-Roger
Bresnahan, president of the Toledo
club f the American association,
announced today that he is prepar
ing some sort of action against the
Brooklyn National league club m
connection with the purchase last
spring of three players, who, he
says, were not delivered after a first
payment had been made.
. Bresnahan declares he purchased
Outfielder Hickman, Second Base
man Malone, and Third Baseman
Douglas Baird, for $7,000, that , he
paid ,.$2,500 down and received
nothing in return.
Elmer Smith Is Deadly
& Hitter With Runners On
: When Elmer Smith of the Cleve
land Indians jumped into fame in
the first inning of the fifth game
of the 1920 world's series by hitting
ay home run with the bases filled, it
was not the first time in the year
that Milan slugger had made a hit
count for four runs. Twice in the
American league last season did he
deliver. . . . ,
; On June 29, at St. Louis. Smith
went to. bat with the bases filled and
hit one of Shocker's spitters into
the right field bleachers, scoring
Caldwell. Evans and Speaker ahead
of him. On August 10, Mays of the
Yankees passed Speaker, filling the
bases, with two out. whereupon
Smith hit over the wall.
Smith also drove in three runs
on four occasions. May 12, he hit
Bush for a double at Boston, clean
ing the bases which had been filled.
On May 28 he hit Cicotte for a
!home run to center field with two
An. On June 10 he got a homer
Hasty of the Athletics with two
an, while September 21 he singled
to right with the bases filled in a
ame against Boston. Harper was
pitching. Two Indians scored on
the hit. while the third counted when
the ball got away from Right Field
er Hooper.
JYoung' Fitzsimmons
i . Wallops Jack Dillon
Chiraio Triuun-Omh B lafd Wire.
i, San Autonio. Te x4 Dec. 29.
fYoung" Fitzimmons of Oklahoma
itr gave Jack Dillon of Indian
apolis, everything but the K. O.
blow in a 12-round bout here and
Jfeceived the decision with honors,
if He was the aggressor in every
found and it was a shame the way
! fee pounded 'the Indianapolis boy.
Who Claims to never have received
(he knockout blow. Dillon seemed
6 have lost all of his old-time class
' and his inability to move around was
the chief cause of the unmerciful
walloping. '
fnterrolleciate Rowine I
; Revived at Wisconsin U.
I Madison, Wis.. Dec. 29. After a
lapse of six years, intercollegiate
rowing hasf been reinstated at the
University of" Wisconsin, it was an-
iouaced: today, .
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Anton Stecher May ?
Accept Coaching Job
If the plans of Anton Stecher,
brother-manager of Joe, former
world's heavyweight wrestling
champion, materialise, he will be
come grappling instructor at the
Columbia . university.
The athletic officials of the
eastern university offered the po
sition to Stecher during the
Dodge, Neb., wrestlers' visit in
the east last month.
Ohio Should Rule
Favorite in Game
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Eckersall Says Calif ornians
Have Not Been Put to Test ;
As Have Buckeyes.
By WALTER ECKERSALL.
(Copjrlfht, 1930. by th Chicago Tribune
Compuiy.V A.
Chicago Tribune-Omaha Bee X.eMd Wire.
Pasadena, Cal, Dec. 29. Ohio
State, western conference foot ball
champion, which will meet Cali
fornia at Tournament Park on New
Year's day in oris of the most im
portant intersectional struggles -of
the year, should rule favorite when
the teams take the field.. f"
This statement is made ,after the
writer has seen the Pacificj coast
champion practice for three days.
While the caliber of foot ball played
by the Buckeyes is well, known to
followers of the game in themiddle
west, California cannot be said to be
as highly developed an eleven as
Ohio, and it has the complex forma
tions. . . '
The Calif ornians have not been
put to the acid test as have the Buck
eyes. Coach Smith's men went
through their games in an, easy fash
ion, until the closing minutes of
play. Formations used by the Gold
en state eleven ' will not . gain as they
did. against elevens of this section;
" Ths chief (round latnlnr weaoon of the
Caltfornlans la their oftrtaclcle drives or
buck. They have, won most of -,thelr
gamen by this formation, which cannot
be expected to rain against a team of
Ohlo'a caliber. Captain- Huffman and
Spiers, Buckeye tackles, met this sort of
attack successfully vhen Michigan was
defeated 14 to 7. It Is certain that the
California backs do not possess the power
of the Wolverines ball carriers who did
not make an Impression on the Buckeye
line when distance was needed for first
downs. -
From tackle to tackle, the Ohio -line
should outplay tile California forwards.
Xumecek at center and J. Taylor and
Trottrf-at guards, are a formidable center
trio, while Captain Huffman and Spiers
aro tackles of the reliable type. While
California, has a strong forward wall, the
only player who matches with any of the
Buckeye linesmen is McMillan, tackle, who
was cljosen for the all-Paclflo conference
eleven and Majors, the guard. '
Race Horse Owner Buys Two
Speed Motor Boats Today
New York, Dec. 29. Purchase of
the speed motor yacht Oriole and
the sailing yacht Tamerlane,, winder
of the sailing race to Bermuda a
few years ago, by Commander. J. K.
L. Ross, turfman, owner of the race
horse Sir Barton, was announced
today. Ths purchase prices were
not made public.
Harvard Will Banquet Its "
Victorious Athletes of Year
Bttstpn, Dec. 29. Harvard uni
versity is to celebrate a season of
sports successes with a dinner and
exercises in honor of its , athletes
here on January 13. Thet celebra
tion as announced today will be che
first of its kind for Crimson ath
letes. .. ' i :
Sharkey Meets Moore :
New York, Dec. ' 29. Jack
Sharkey, New York bantamweight,
will have an opportunity tonight in
a 15-round bout with Roy Moore of
St.- Paul, at Madison Square Garden,
to show whether he deserves a re
turn match with Joe Lynch, the
American bantamweight champion.
Lynch knocked out Sharkey in ' a
hard foiight bout recently. - , .i
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Bantamweiglit Division of Punch
Game Is Represented by Best in
Boxing; Feathers Are All at Sea
Chicago Tribune-Omaha Bee leased Wire.
New, York, Dec. 29. In looking
over the bantamweight, division the
impression is most pronounced that
that section of the boxing game in
cludes about the toughest set ever
gathered under one pugilistic roof.
Take them right alonp- from the
Champion Joe Lynch, clear through
tne line and you cannot find a soft
spot in the whole crew. Right now
the bantam class is represented by
the best in boxing. The feather
weight gang are all at sea because of
the uncertainty of Johnny Kilbane;
Benny Leonard is the leader of the
lightweights and he practically
stands alone; the middleweights
have no leader and the heavies are
confined to Dempsey. v;
Just take a glance at the boys who
are struggling in the bantam class
and it is easy to realize that the
boy who aspires to lead such a rough
mob is bound lo meet many, ob
stacles. It took Toe Lynch many
years to climb to the, top and-he en
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When picking out the best 20 slug
weights don't overlook Ginky Fow-'
lor, of Denver. Gink fought in the;
old free lunch days and had a kick
in either shoe.' After winnine the
championship; of; all the Keeley in-,
stitutes he settled down to a lite ot
peace and quiet in lioughtown, Ariz.1
In his early days in Pueblo Gink
used to use a grizzly bear for a sad
dle hoss and a rattlesnake for reins.
Roughtown is named after Gink's
grandpop, who had a sweet tooth
and two others. He used to like wild
honey, and so did the grizzlies. The
old man used to let the grizzlies take
the wild honey away from the wild
bees. Then he'd go out and take it
away from the wild grizzlies. They
were men in those days. Gink never
tired of telling, about the time his
grandpop first saw a Gila monster. It
was love at first sight.
MY End of; the Line.
The Rough circus ' once played
their home town, but had to move
on because the sword swallower
couldn't eat the food,' the air hurt
tne fire "eater's lungs and the glass
chWer got appendicitis looking at
the menu in the Roughtown railroad
sudden lunch room. It was a rough
town, but the people were kind
hearted' and gave you gas with their
lynchings.' No man lathered before
shaving. :
Hoss swiping was the only thing
they hung you for. But they had a
lot of minor crimes they'd shoot you
for.. .Minor crimes weren't serious
in those days. . There was a railroad
running in to town and the trains
"Battling'; Nelson
.Wants to Be Referee
CLIcefO Trlbnne-Omahs Bee Leafed Wire.
New : York, Dec. 29. "Bittling"
Nelson,' the oldtime lightweight
champion, is going to be a referee.
The famous battler has filed his ap
plication with the boxing commis
sion and expects to get the, neces
sary permit in a few days. .?
When the hero of a hundred fights
visited the offices of the commission,
he' expressed absolute confidence
m his ability to handle the indicator
and call them as they should be call
ed, i I . ' . ' ' '"'.
"When I'm1 on;i.the job,"-Bat said,
T am going to see that the boys
live right up to the letter of the rules.
No unnecessary' clinches, and when
a count is due you will find me right
on-the 'spot. I'll be boss of the
works while the boys are at it and
everyone can expect a fair deal." s
Lift Johnny Coulon '
; ; Car pentier8 Task
Paris, Dec.', 29A-Georges Carpen
tier will try to lift Johnny Coulon,
the Chicago bantamweight, next
week. . ; :
. A fortnight ago, during a' banquet
for sporting men, ..where Carpentier
and Coulon were guests of honor,
Johnny jokingly remarked to Car
pentier: "You can't never lift me."
Carpentier was about to attempt to
lift . the little boxer when Manager
Descamps ordered him not to make
the attempt.
' Descamps stated; that photogroph
ers were present and would take a
flashlight, and if Carpentier failed to
lift Coulon the result would be a loss
of the Frenchman's prestige in the
United States. .
Carpentier now has signified a
willingness to attempt to lift Coulon,-
but photographers will be
barred. 1
countered many a tough spot on his
journey. Jt was always a bad road,
this bantam lane, but right now the
bumps seem harder than ever.
In dropping away from the cham
pion, one is next confronted with
such formidable performers as Pete
Herman, who just relinquished the
crown to Lynch after a stirring bat
tle. Then come along such rough
lads as Jack Sharkey, Pal Moore,
the Memphis cyclone; Joe Burman,
the bruising youngster from Chicago,
and Johnny Buff, the Jersey City
boxer, who changed the course of
"Midget" Smith, in the latter's mad
plunge, following his quick victory
over Phil Franchini, a really clever
boy, who will be heard from later.
Where is there a soft spot in
that collection? Joe Lynch has his
work cut out for him in leading
that brigade and no one should be
grudge him anything he can get
outof it. ' Joe is a game one. how
ever,. and will stay in there meeting
them all until they eventually topple
him over. - - -
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stopped at Roughtown because it was
the end of the line. They made' the
town the terminal because the in
habitants tore up the tracks for
Xmas jewelry. '
There was only one street in
Roughtown. The street had only one
side. Every house on that side was
a one-story shack except the bank,
which was next door to a wolves'
den. Incidentally, if baby didn't
cry like, a wolf they sent him back
to have him tuned.
Lions in the Vault.
The James Boys rode into town on-;
night and put the finger on the bank.
They laid the soup on the safety dc-
fosit vault and a lot a of mountain
ions jumped out. The inhabitants of
Roughtown had been saving the lions
for Old Home Week. After that the
James boys rode away thinking that
Hades was on the chautauqua cir
cuit. The bandits wouldn't have es
caped if it wasn't for the fact that
the pumas had gotten softening of
the claws from shaking hands with
the belles of Roughtown.
The belle Was Rough Annie. She
was Gink's mother and married
Gink's old man, having fallen in
love with 'him while watching him
eating unopened oysters on' the
whole shell. Gink's uncle ate pine
apples for 60 years and used to
claim that the skin" was the best
part of 'em.
No wonder Gink grew up to be a
fighter. We'll tell you the rest of the
story in chunks as the Galdwin
Locomotive Works have bought the
serial rights.
Freddie Welsh Wins
Over Boston Scrapper
Newark, N. J., Dec. 29. Freddie
Welsh, who retired after losing the
world's lightweight boxing cham
pionship to Benny Leonard in 1917,
returned to the ring last night and
scored a technical knockout over
Wilh'e Green of Boston after' four
rounds of a 12-round match. Green
refused to respond to the bell for
the fifth round, claiming he had in
jured his shoulder.
The former titleholder showed
only flashes of his old-time form,
but had little difficulty in outboxing
his opponent. Welsh weighed 137J4
and Green 135.
Chess Tournament Starts
D, .jTuXD ntnesi , Evcrctt who ;n h!s fight
Bloomtield Neb. Dec. 29. (SpeiHarry Bamer of Kansas City
unT-jnc locai cness tournament
is now under way, the first session
taking place last evening. In the
tournament each one of the IS mem
bers will play one game. Players
are rated in three, classes: . A, B and
C. A class A man must handicap
a B man with two pieces and a C
man with one piece. B men must
five C men a handicap of one piece,
ome good play was developed in
the Monday evening session.
Pacific Coast Athletic
Body Joins N. I. Assn.
Chicago, ; Dec. 29. The Pacific
coast athletic conference was accept
ed as a member of the National In
tercollegiate association at a meet
ing here today.
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the Good News Along
for Benefit of Others.
Mrs. Fred Talbot of 28J9' Ediuond
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following to say about Tanlac re
cently; "My gratitude to Tanlac is un
bounded. The medicine has meant
so much to me that I want to pass
the good news along for the benefit
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and kidneys for a year or more and
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Major League Leaders
For the Coming Season
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
New York John J. McGraw
Brooklyn. Wilbert Robinson
Boston xFred Mitchell
Philadelphia xBill Donovan
Chicago xjohnny Evers
Pittsburg. ........ George Gibson
St. Louis.... Branch Rickey
Cincinnati Pat Moran
. AMERICAN LEAGUE.
New York Miller Huggins
Boston xHughey Duffy
Philadelphia Connie Mack
Washington .Clark Griffith
Chicago. . Kid Gleason
Detroit Ty Cobb
Cleveland . . . A . . i . . Tris Speaker
St. Louis ....xLee Fohl (?)
Playing managers. xNew lead
ers. Game Pitched In Army
Against1 Alexander
Wins Man Cub Contract
Chicago', Dec. 29. As a reward
for making Grover Alexander,
pitcher of the Chicago Nationals,
work 12 innings before he won his
game, James D. Kenney today was
signed to a Cubs contract. The
game was played in France while
both were in the United States army
and Alexander's ream was vic
torious, 1 to -O. Upon his return to
the United States Alexander rec
ommended Kenney, who is a right
hander, 22 years old, and six feet,
two inches tall. He pitched semi
professional ballaround Chicago.
Creighton Grid Team
To Play Valparaiso
The 1921 Creighton university foot
ball squad will open its season on
the local gridiron October 8 when
it bucks up against the Valparaiso
eleven. The announcement that the
eastern team would meet the Blue
and White gridsters was made yes
terday by Student Manager Lina
han.' Thus far Creighton has scheduled
games with Valparaiso, Kansas Ag
gies and South Dakota, and it is ex
pected that Marquette and Drake
would play again next season.
Looked Up to Friend;
Received K. O. Punch
Chicago, Dec. 29. Whenever a
ring star is beaten, an alibi is offered
in his defense, It remained for Stan
ley Everett, a featherweight of Pekin,
111., to give an entirely new and dis
tinctive one.
with
in
Snrinefield, 111., was knocked out in
the first 30 seconds, declares that an
admirer, perched in a gallery seat,
was responsible for his quick defeat.
The Pekin boxer asserts he had
just started to square away when the
gallery god yelled: "Tear his head
off. Stanley!"
As Everett glanced towards the
gallery for a second to acknowledge
the, greeting, Bamer crashed over a
punch to the chin that knocked him
out.
High School Basket Ball
Wakefield, 60; Walthlll, 13.
Wakefield. Neb.. Dee. 29. (Special Tel
egram.) Wakefield High school won a
clean game of basket ball from Walthlll
hre, by a score of 60 to 13. Wakefield
lias several open dates.
ADVERTISEMENT.
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zy at times I could hardly stand up
and I couldn't exercise or walk any
distance without stopping to rest.
My back hurt me so bad I could
hardly pet up or down without help,
and while I tried everything I knew
of or heard about I kept getting
worse.
But it wasn't long after I began
taking Tanlac until my appetite im
proved and the indigestion and other
troubles began to leave nje. Well,
after I finished my third bottle I was
feeling fine. After the gas stopped
forming on my stomach I had no
more pains around my heart or
shortness of breath. Tanlac has so
strengthened me that I can do all
the work in my six-room house and
take care of my family of seven with
efesc. My sleep is sound and restful,
my complexion has cleared d and I
feel like a different person."
Tanlac is sold in Omaha at all
Sherman & McConnell Drug Conix
pany's, stores, Harvard Pharmacy
and West End Pharmacy. Also-in
South Omaha and Benson Phar
macy, Benson; George Siert. Flor
ence, Neb.; Saratoga Pharmacy, 24th
and Ames, North Omaha, Neb., and
the leading druggist in each city and
town throughout the state . of Ne
braska . -
Jack Dempsey
Foul Ring Battler?
Some Fans Say Heavyweight
Is petting Away With Mur
der by "Rabbit Punch."
Chicago Tribune-Omaha Be Leased Wire.
, Chicago, Dec. 29. Is Jack Decp
sey a foul fighter? Some say the
heavyweight champion is getting
away with murder when it comes to,
the technicalities of the game. !
.These certain "some". contend that!
Jack Dempsey is a great champion,
can hit like "sin" and all that, but
he would be half as effective if re
ferees would bar "the rabbit punch."
There are many who say that if
Dempsey continues to use the rabbit
punch he will wake up to find he has
been disqualified out of the heavy
weight championship of the world.
There is no doubt that the-rabbit
blow is an infraction of the Marquis
Of Queensberry rules. Milburn
Saylor used it with great effect for
a long while. He scored quite a
number of knockouts before tfis op
ponents got wise to his trick. Saylor
was disqualified for using the rabbit
punch in Australia. Over there in
New Zealand fighters are disquali
fied the moment they even attempt
to use it. ,.'
For the benefit of those who don't
know what the rabbit punch is, we
offer the following:
"A sock back of the neck with
the fist and forearm. Dempsey gets
his opponent into position for the
rabbit punch with a left hook to the
body. This doubles up the victim
and then Dempsey steps to the right
and lets go hack of the neck."
Tremaine Is Matched
Toledo, O., Dec. 29. Carl Tre
maine of Cleveland and Earl Pur
year of Baltimore will meet in a
12-round bout here the night of
January- 10. it was announced to-!
day,
A labor temple, to house all the
trade unions in the locality, is being j
erected in Williamsport, Pa.
THURSDAY
- we will continue our
Sale
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Thousands of the finest quality pure
wool, wool mixtures and cotton blank
ets, comprising our entire stock,
together with an enormous purchase.
We have reduced the entire assort
ment to V2 price, and in some in
stances a great deal less than the
regular selling prices.
. Priced from $1.95 up
On sale on the main floor of the new building
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Drawn for The Bee by Sidney Smith.
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More Truth
T By JAMES J.
THE BLUE LAW BLUES
z Somewhere in the U. S. A., ..vi
There stood a gloomy man ' - ;
Who sang a dismal roundelay,
And this is how it ran:
.
i've got the blues, . '
The blue law blues! ".;'.
I'm bluer than a brewer ,
Every time I read the news
That a man who does, on Sunday,
Anything he likes to do
( Is put into jail on Monday
For a month or maybe two.
If I cut up any capers, ,
Such as going for a walk;
If I read the Sunday papers
Some old bird will make a squawk. " . ..
They've took away my Sunday, like they took away my booze,
And left me with those blue law blues! ' .
He gave a harsh, hollow moan; , '
He breathed a fervent curse;
And in a rather gloomier tone
He sang this second verse :
. " ' . ' 1
I've got the blues, , ,
The blue law blues! ' ''" '
They're keepin' me from sleepin'
, Are these Puritanic Prues. ' .',";.'' '.
The kitten ain't molested
If he mews the seventh day,
v The birds don't get arrested ' " ,
When they sing a Sunday lay,
But me on Sunday morning
If I dared to even grin, ...
Without a word of warning
Some old gink would run me in.
I'm just about as happy as the lions in the zoo
Since I have got those blue law blues! '. ,,.
MISPRINT
Nowadays when we read the words "labor leader" we suspect that
the printers pied the word "dealer" when they made it leader. ;
NO CHANCE AT HOME V
European agitators want to come over here so they can resume th.
merry pastime of biting the hand that feeds them. No hand is feeding
them in Europe just now.
(Copyright, 1920, By The Bell Syndicate. Inc.) .
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I'M THE GUY
I'M THE GUV who always tells'
his partner how he should have
played his cards. -
And you certainly need to be ndd;
you had wonderful cards and did
nothing with them. .1.. .
I raised your bid way up for voii,
and then "you fell down flat..'. 1
could have made a huge score with
your liand. A partner like you
makes me sore. How were you
wished on me anyhow? You're
enough to make me never want to
see a card again.
Yes, I know I'm the dummy and
not supposed to talk. But that's
nothing, I talk just the same. ' The
talking I do, however, should 'iiot
bother you. So don't use that for
an excuse tor your bonc-hcatled
playing. At that J think you're
the dumb one.
should worry how you fed
about my post mortetus of every
play of vours. You're my partner,
and when you don't play right, I'm
going to let von know it. If, you
don't like it don't play with me. ,
(CopvrlfiM 1 fi 20. Thompoon Frntur
.Sorvlt. ) 1
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