1 .... f : y - . , ' , . THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 30, 1920. , j 6 f TheOmaha Bee i 3A1LY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY : tat beb publishing com pant. , NILSON B. UPDIKE, PuWUhw. ; MEMBER OF THE, ASSOCIATED PRESS TM aawUIrt hw af wklck nt Bm M I Mnt, M) u luMitli artUM la tlx m fof pnblKaUm af U am 4MMloki ntuud to tt m men atharwlM endlM to IMa anr. u4 iIm Um ; .l otw putiufcad htmln. All tltfu of tublloU of our (ptoltl !l'tfh r lw rwrrwt ... BEE TELEPHONES riot Bnarft Bubwiw, Art foe Tvl 1 flftrt Ik IXpwtaMiil or Panoa WuM yicr AUUV Far Nlaht Call Alter to P. M.i r tltirlal DfMftMnt Tytar 1000L .reulutaa DtMrtmat Tjlte 10ML tUvuUtlaa Dtrtttxnl ......... Xjlar INM. OFFICES OF THE BEE Uain Offle: 17th uS r.rntm v 'ousoll Woffl i Soott SL Bout Bid VSS1S II lb Out-oMowa OHkMt . :ow Tort )M riftta Am ' WmMdiumi 1811 J St 'iiKiuo 8twr Bld. PwU rnnoa 4M Boa K Booora The Bee's Platform 1. New Union Pasaanfer Station. ' 2. Coatinuad improvamant of tha Na braika Highway. including tha pave want of Main' Thoroughfare loading into Omaha with a Brick Surfaco. 3 A abort, iow.rat Waterway from' U Corn Belt to the Atlantic Ocean. . 4. Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. AMERICA'S ELDER STATESMAN. Linking the present with the past, Joseph 0. Cannon has a inost useful place in the congress of the United States. Forty-four years in national affairs is a record not often equalled, and few men, in or out of public life, maintain the hearty interest and hale constitution of this veteran elder statesman. Back in 1872, Uncfe Joe was sent to congress from Illinois "with the same vote that elevated Gen. U. S. Grant to his second term as president. In the twenty years that followed before Uncle Joe was temporarily retired, he saw the rise of the Granger party, an insurgent movement of 1,500,000 farmers back ing measures to curfi the railroads and trutts, to prevent discrimination in rates and prices, and in all ways to further the interests of the farm ing class. He witnessed also the exposure of the whisky ring; the currency act somtimes known as the "crime of 73" f Grant's veto of a bill to inflate, the, currency; the Sioux wars; tfre disas trous financial panic of 1873; the Tilden contro versy; railroad strikes and riots throughout the country; resumption of specie payments; a third term movement for Grant which was defeated by Garfield; a bill suspending Chinese immigra tion for 20 years; the beginning of civiL service reform and the rise and fall of numerous radical and independent parties. ' In all American history since those days this man has had his part, and with what strange feelings must he regard the eternal recurrence of the same situations. In spite of the seeming fewness of many national problems, most of them pust have come to jhe attention of Uncle Joe and the people of those other days, who may have thought that they bad solved them, un thinking' that they" would rise again. From the procession of time this old man emerges, admit ting that he is a standpatter, which some one hat denned as one who believes there is a future, but does not believe in trying to ha.ul it into the present by the neck. ! There is room for such, a man as this in the natidnal councils. May Uncle Joe Cannon live to realize his hope of more than half a century in congress. i . W I IkaavaaMKHBaaaaannnanmiaaaM '' The Voice of the Fanner. Iowa newspapers are claiming that Henry C. Wallace, editor of a farm journal at Des Moines, has been selected by Mr. Harding as the 'new secretary of agriculture. The certitude with which this is asserted is not backed by any pub lic announcement from Mr. Harding, and poor, indeed, is the western state that has not a con tender for this office, Nebraska entering the lists with C. H. Gustafson, president of the Farmers' Union. - -. . Whomsoever may finally be chosen for the cabinet position, it will be a man of similar type. One has only to .review the qualifications of another leading contender for this place to realize the sort of man' who will sit in the chair made famous by "Tama Jim" Wilson. This other one is W. F. Therkildson, also a prac tical farmer, operating two farms in New Jersey, and specializing in seed production. In" a recent x number of the Christian Herald is to be found an article in which Mr. Therkildson discusses the need for new methods of market jng as the first farm problem. Here is what he says: My opinion is that the present methods of marketing are antiquated and in no way equal to the task of properly supplying the great mass of the - consuming public. Re-, gardless of the efforts and desire of every one to see better conditions both of production- and marketing, present methods have certainly proved inefficient. Otherwise, why do we face lowest prices that the farmer has, received in a long time, and on the other hand face a consumer s price that is equal to the highest of the war-time figures? The interests of farmers everywhere are iden tical, and the fact that Mr. Therkildson is from the east in no way prevents him from speaking 'what is in the minds of farmers everywhere. Mr. Therkildson sees, too,-that the issue is not ',up'to one c'a?s lone, but to the whole of in dustry, as is shown in these words: What are yon going to do. Mr. Business Man? Are you going to sit idly by and see this producer of the fundamentals of exist- ence take the only course open to himthat of producing less food for a population which : is constantly increasing? Or are you 'going' to recognize him as a fellow business man . . ;, . and make it reasonably easy for him to secure w wv..; .UU HMlblicua Willi W U 11,11 lJ KjyZl- , These principles in other days might have been , considered heretical and radical, but today are "-recognized as part of a larger wisdom in which vies hope of national progress and well-being. :i Fiume Goes to Italy. , ' The curtain has been rung down on the farce of Firnne. It was raised on the first act when Woodrow Wilson, as dictator at Paris, decided the port should go to Jugo-Slavia as its "window on the Adriatic." The first act witnessed the indignation of the Italian populace, which only a short time before had changed the names of streets to honor the American president, had . stood in drenching rain to hear him utter, words the meaning of which they could not compre hend,' and whose disappointment equalled the exuberance of its welcome. D'AnnunzIo is "dis covered" as the second get opened, carrying on 'an opera bouffe government in "defiance" of ' Rome; operations which followed remind one strongly of some of those "wars" of the Middle Ages, wherein mercenaries marched and counter marched Suit never struck a blow, True, some blood has been shed, but not much. The Italian troops were instructed not to fire unless they had to, and Fiume fell, with scarcely a shot fired, and if Jugo-Slavia looks out on the Adriatic it will be through 4 window over which Italy may draw, the curtains at any time. "Italia Irridenta" has been redeemed, the councils of the great at Paris' have been set aside by other councils held since, and we have another illustration , of what we escaped by not being involved in' the politics of Europe through the League of Nations. A few more of these examples and the "senatorial oli-. garchy" will be provided with a magnificent monument. - 'v A Plea for Coasting. Who cannot remember his joy as a child when Santa Claus brought him a bright new sled? It does not always happen that nature provides a bountiful snowfall as it has qp, this holiday season, and great must have beth the glee of the boys and girls who found a coaster among their presents this Christmas. Into this atmosphere of pleasure the cruel death of 8-year-old George Jensen, crushed on his sled beneath the wheels of a speeding automobile, has brought the cloud of tragedy. . A motorist, not pausing for safety at a streel intersection, but driving ; ruthlessly across- St, Marys avenue in a heavy touring car, struck this happy lad and drove swiftlyaway. That he did not stop to attempt to. save this childish life by carrying .the boy to a hospital, but fleds'in- stead,, is confession of guilt, 1 ; i v This is a deed to rouse the indignation of every parent One has only to look out ."his" window and watch the children at play, in the snow to realize the havoc that could be wrought by a single careless automobile driver. The manly pride of the boys guiding their sleds down the hilly paths is goodto see. Joy such as theirs is all too rare in this world, and it is unfair-to deprive them of this healthful sport Accidents of various degrees of seriousness-are bound to occur, of course, but such heartrending casual ties as that caused by careless driving can be eliminated. Parents may warn their children of the neces-i sity for care, but against the disregard of all pre cautions by adults nothing has thus far been done. It may be possible to reserve certain blocks for the exclusive use of the children in coasting time, but until something such as this is done, the idea' of safety first will be best im pressed by each man in a. car remembering his own days of real sport and taking thought of his successors on the slide. 7 m -. V When Henry Ford Slipped. , What part the general fear of shortage in the supply of various necessaries of life, including coal, had in running up prices cannot be accur ately measured at this time. It must be true, nowever, tnat tne eagerness ot the public to make sure of having adequate supplies before a short age or other unfavorableTievelopments caused prices to rise, had considerable effect on , the markets. , Not even purchasing departments of the great corporations were free from this panicky rush to make ure. An example of this was given by George H. Cushing, secretary of a wholesale coal association, in his testimony before the senate investigating committee. Actuated by the fear that there would not be coal enough to go around, firms with pkanty of money were said by their unchecked competitive bidding to, have made it impossible for the average con sumer to get anything like a reasonable price. Mr. Cushing said that Henry Ford sent 10 agents into the field to buy coal for his plants-. Three of the Ford agents entered into direct competition with each other, not being aware of the situation. The first is said almost to have completed a bargain at $9 a ton, when the second bid $9.50, and the third raised the price to $10. The first . Ford agent then, according to Mr. Cushing, bid $11 andUhus secured the coal for Mr. Ford at $2 a ton more than would have been necessary. The order was so large that the loss to Mr. Ford ran into hundreds of thousands, but the loss was also felt by the pub lic, which had to bid against the price set by such a farcical blunder. A Line 0' Type or Two 4 i A Mighty Good Start Perhaps the action of the appropriations committee' in dealing with the sundry civil ap propriation bill may not be taken as 'final, but it is a mighty encouraging sign. Cuts in the bill reduce it to a little less than half the total asked for in the estimate. . A purpose to put the ad ministration of the government on a pre-war basis is indicated, and to this the taxpayers will say amen. Many extensions and expansions of the pay roll were tolerated under the guise .of war necessity-these have no reascjn for existence now. A great many experiments undertaken then have proved useless, and their continuation, means needless expense.; The committee has ruthlessly swtpt these into the discard. It also has put'.a tto on a number of requests for the continuation of activities that have merely meant expenditure without adequate return in service. From whatever point the report is viewed, the. effect must be to encourage the people to hope for a full redemption of the promise of economy in governmental expense. Also the Lieutenant-Governor. As suggested several weeks ago, Mr. Harding has declared his intention of inviting Governor Coolidge to sit in with the cabinet after March 4 next This will add real dignity to the office of vice president, giving its incumbent a definite place in the executive branch of the government He has no share in the legislative, his position as presiding officer of 4he senate being entirely divorced from the law-making function of that bodv. This anclies also to the lieutenant -srovi'Tnor r Of Nebraska, whom it is now proposed by some to clothe with the new dignity of additional duties. Just what form these will take is not as yet. dis closed, but several members of the approaching general assembly have declared an intention to do something to lift the office above its present character of fifth-wheel. The experiment seems to be worth trial and results may eventually justify tjie attempt The fuel administration under Dr. Garfield cost the government less than $5,000,000, but the Lord only knows how much it cost the people. Hew to tka Una, let the auipa faD weare thty auy. LINES ON THE REVERSE OF A POSTAL CARD. We wish you the merriest Christmas, and bright; The- happloat New Year, and sunny; A day ot enjoyment, a year of delight;- . And that ain't a bad wish for the money. FRANK AND MINNA ADAMS. DR. JOHNSON or somebody said that a surgical operation was necessary to get a joke into a Scotchman's head; but the Glasgow Her ald, reporting the existence of a London de tective named Leonard Jolly Death, conjectures that it was probably an ancestor of his who was drowned in the butt of Malmsey wine. THE QUICK AND THE DEAD. (From the Grand Rapids Herald.) Dr. A. Deadman, Gaylord, escaped Injury when he leaped from his oar, as tt became stalled directly In the path of an onrushlng Michigan Central train. It would not be uninteresting reading to know what the winners of all the Nobel prizes did with their windfalls, x WHAT ABOUT DISPENSING WITH THE , REAR COLLARBUTTONT. Sir: Having made continual use of a sugges tion appearing in the Line some years ago, I -should like to hear what others think was the moat useful thing ever printed in the Colyura. The suggestion referred to was the one which stated that the quickest way to find a cuff on a shirt, was to hold the shirt up by the other cuff, when the one sought would be at the lowest ex tremity of the garment E. T. H. CLASSICAL WHO'S WHO. 'The face that launched a thousand ships" Did it have paint on cheeks and Hps, Such as the modern dame equips? . . I'll say Tt did! If Helen lived and vampedTtoday, Would Trojan horses come to stay Wherer motors now make Boul Mich gay? You tell 'em, Kid! IRIS.,1 A BOSTON woman complains that school seats have worn out three pairs of pants (her son's) in three months. "Is a wheeze about the seat of learning top obvious?" queries Genevieve. Oh, quite too, my dearl 1 THEIR RELATIVES ARE ARRANGING TO RANSOM THEM. -(From the Omaha World-Herald.) Joe Stecher and Mrs. Steelier are at the Fontenelle hotel and have been since Sun- day evening, and as Joe is under the care Of Dr. Dishonor, they are apt to remain thero for soma days. ONE is usually mistaken in such matters, but we visualize Mr.'Imer Pett, general manager of the Bingham Mines, in Salt Lake City, as quite otherwise. , J i THE JOY OF SHARING. Sir: I have never made the Line, but I want to share with you the delight of knowing that Carl Hahn, the song-composer, has written a "Rain Song' and appropriately dedicated to Mrs. H. O. Drought Also, I ordered a T-bone steak at a meek and not gaudy cofette, and after at tacking it I asked the waitress for a sharper knife. "Sorry miss," she answered, after a brief absence, "but they are all in use." Now, What kind of steaks do you think they were? BLANCHE. To a Publisher. ; I sent thee late a mirthful tome, Not so much honoring thee , As giving it a hope that there . It could not smothered be: ' ; Due thou thereat didst only frown - ' a And sent'st It back.tp me; ' 'Since when it looks and seems, I swear. wot iiKe itseir out tneei butuljnus. THEY'RE OFF! Sir: What position in your letter file, respect ing the suggestion of GETFAT, will my type written letters' land, as they enfl thusly: "HELINO"? . . ,. H. E. L. "MRS. CARL W. SIMS wielded a nowerful baton, to which xthe chorus responded with ape understanding." Frankfort Ind., Times. I 1 '"Whertupon the editor kissed nis family good byeijand took the veiL , . -THE SKATER. ' An orange disk hangs above the etched willow Ice stretches blackly before; Clearly the Steel o'er its smooth surface cutting Rouses a faint encore. Balanced, the skater with airiest gesture Outward or Inward at ease Swoops as the swallow or heels as the curlew Past the dark, flying trees. Envying neither the stars in their courses Nor time's nor eternity's flow, The skater's a mortal glimpsing perfection Of rhythm, wheelingBo. ABD-EL-KADER THE programme of a concert on the Impera tor included "Saxophone solo, Sextet from Lucia." Of course, if it has to be done on a saxophone a solo would be least terrible. NO. 68, COUNTING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT (From the Goshen, Ind., Democrat) , Albert E. Compton, 68, a former well known . Elkhart taxi driver, went to Call fornix last summer and told his friends he f was going lnte the movies. A communication from him yesterday informed them of his ? appearance in a mob scene. ' ;i ; NOT BEFORE. i -Sir: It is a copy of an ordination sermon of 4823. Printed on the last page are several "med ical Reolpes," given either by or for the min ister. Of course, they have no value today, but you may be Interested in a sample: ''Fill a barrel with green mullen leaves, then with new cder, drink it out for the phthisic or asthma, after it Is worked." , ' H. T. S. . , . A NEAT card from Publisher Knopf wishes ms a prosperous New Year, and we wish him the same, although it looks Jike a lean year for new books. Old books are doing well. Walter Hill tells us he. never had so good a year as this last oney . ... , -. The Second Post (Received :by, a wholesale grocery house, from an Italian customer.) Gentlemen: My wife wants me to suggest that you observe one of our Italian customs by remembering her with a bit of Christmas cheer. As she is the only wife I got I trust you will help me keep her. , JOB. A HINT FOR LOZ. Sir: Che manager of the McKinnon Hotel In Miami exacts a 10-cent tip from a guest when he asks for information regarding sailing of a steamer, and a similar gratuity when he calls a taxi. This is "Soeedlnir the iajin moot" with a vengeance. - N. T. C. ANOTHER sign of a mild winter is reported y r'tfr' S" The majty of the houses in Med tord, Wis., are without a coat of paint ; ' . TO MEET MISS SHANKS. Sir: I think Miss Flossie Legg of Omaha should make the acquaintance of Miss Daisy Shanks, of Antlgo, Wis. , H. G. G. OPEN SEASON IN DELAWARE. From the Georgetown Republican. Get your marriage and gunners license at Bqulre Ryon's office. t. THE esteemed sun is coming north. If we were master of our movements we should meet it half way. - b. L. T. 1 ' Try Nearer Home, n c?Ieditioi. ent out by the Museum of Natural History, has traveled to Asia, and will remaur there five years in search of the missing link between ape and man. Why go all the way to Asia, when Washington is so easily accessible? How to Keep Well . ' By UK. W. A. EVANS Questions coacaraing byffaM, aaaita. tiaa aaa pravaatloa of dlaeaae, avk mittai to Dr. Evaaa ay nmitn ol The ' Baa, will aa anawara4 aaraeaally, an, jact to propar limitation, wktra atamead, adraaaa4 eavatope ia aa cloaad. Dr. Evaaa will aat BMlte elataoala ar praacriae far IsaivMhtal diaaataa. Addreee tetters ia care a The Baa. Copyright. 120, by Dr. W. A. Ivaaat Depends on what you consider k "contro versy" when deciding between the Judges and the governor. ' . -, .-. Hurley may have. been adman's" town, but it will be a better behaved one in the future. " Some of Omaha's innumerable hills ought to be safe for little coasters. Candidates for mayor are blooming-early. ' THE WILL TO BE STRONG. To continue good health, private or public, something more than pro tection against disease is required. A health department might clean up, vaccinate, quarantine and an indi vidual might use the services of the meet skilled physicians and results might still be disappointing. In ad dition to all the activities before mentioned, it Is necessary that there be a high degree of physical vigor. The old Greeks and Spartans knew this and they developed co-operative and competitive games as a means ot building up the physique of the peo ple. - In recent years the ' Scandinavian racea have gone farther In reviving the methods of Sparta and Greece than have any- other people. Know ing this, we are not surprised when we turn to statistical tables to find that the Scandinavian cities have among the very lowest death rates and that the people of Scandinavian birth and Scandinavian descent in this country have low death rates and low Infant mortality and that tbey grow tall and broad. In an article on Swedish athletics written by Erie Bergwell we are told that gymnastics have for a long time been compulsory in the publio school curricula. This has been the law so long that the Swedish adults of today themselves had the benefit of this and their parents also went through it In alt probability. However, the encouragement of physical development does not stop with the children in the schools. The government builds stadiums in va rious parts of the country. The ath letic meets are supported in part by government grants. The amount of state appropriation for the promo tion of, sports in 1921 is 150,000 kroner.' There are voluntary agencies for the promotion of sport such as the Swedish National Gymnastic as sociation i and the Swedish Central Association for the Promotion of Sports. We.might gain much from them right now by developing and foster ing such wholesome winter sports as skating and various games played on the ice, snow-shoeing and skiing. I( we could get our peoplo to play out of doors in-wlnter we would have less pneumonia. It's Subject of Experiment . S. Li M. writes: "I have read that removal of the thyroid glands caused insanity. If the sound thyroid re moved from a person recently hanged should be planted In an in sane person would tt cure him?". . reply: When all the thyroid or an exces sive proportion of it is removed the subject develops a peculiar kind of low mentality which is easily recognized.- A common name for this con dition is cretinism. There are various kinds of insanity. The accepted treatment for persons with the type o mentality present in cretinism (possibly it might be called insanity) is thyroid. This is Injected or given internally. In a few cases the gland has been implanted. This treatment has been in more .or less general use for a quarter of a century. In addi tion some investigation is being madr to determine whether the use oi various ductless glandl may not be of service In other kinds of insanity. It's a Money Producer. Mrs. R H. R. writes: "Any one suffering from neuritis, rheumatism, or injured bursa or nny trouble with the shoulder will find a cure by using an electric pad on the sore spot every night for a month. Bind the pad on so as to keep it in place an night" REPLY. Your remedy will give much re lief, will cure a few cases, and will bring a good deal of money into the coffers of the electric Vght company. Goiter Probable Cause. Mrs. O. F. writes: "I am a house wife and mother, 87 years old, 5 feet 4 inches tall, and weigh 125 pounds. I am short winded, troubled much with headache, and can Only He on my left side a-short time, as my heart seems to pound so hard. I have a goiter, which troubles me Another Plea for Llqustr. Hartwell, Neb., Deo. 28. To the Editor of The Bee: A Thomas coun ty ranchman says prohibition is be coming more of a farce every day Indeed, how can it be any different with a law which the majority don't believe lnT The country la full of moonshine dens and stills- he says. Sure, and there will be more of them. Just aa long aa we are denied Um right to buy liquor, boot Ursine will be upheld. If people I believed in prohibition those dens would not be there. Real men tnat ' used to light the bootlegger Are his best rnenas now. froninition is making crooks out of honest men. He says stronger taws, 10 to 15 years in the pen would be the solu tion. Maybe he don't know that our state prison is overflowing now, and If our lawmakers wish to build more pen-room, 10 to 1 5 years in the pen is a goon way iu buii u Let us buy our liquor legally, then the stills -will soon be out of business. It's the only way to settle this liquor Question and there will be m.re sat' lsfactlon among the people and more employment also. . J. K., KEARNEY BOUNTY. To Stabilize Prices. Sutton. Neb., Dec. 28. To the Editor of The Bee: The demand of labor on Governor McKelvle for recognition in his forthcoming mes sage is good nut it does not prom ise any Immediate relief from low prices for crops or to start the fac tories going in the east This will do It Let the legislature pass at ones a law restoring the 2 -cent a mile passenger fare. Restore freight and express tariff to be reached on a 10 per cent reduction ' every 80 days from notice, until the rate be fore the war has been reached and have the law regulate it automatic ally. The railroad companies could then notify their workers . what to expect and tbey could get ready for it Farm produce would men ad vance and all the factories would start up. If congress should pass "a prohibitive tariff against agricul tural Imports It would be class legis lation and raise the cost of living for the factory worker and all classes of people. , . ' PR. M. V. CLARK. when I am very tired, have a head- acne, a cold, and during menstrual periods am miserable. . Would you say my goiter was the cause of all this, and what would you advise?". REPLY. It is altogether probable that your goiter is responsible. You should have a physician with some experi ence in goiter cases take care oi you It's Serious Condition. W. B. J. writes: "How can I cure an. acid stomach? I have been hav ing pains for the last six months, and I am losing weight fast. On a doctor's examination I was told I had a highly acid stomach." REPLY. Pains In the stomach lasting six Sionths, rapid loss of weight and cid stomach are symptoms which suggest some serious condition, probably cancer. Have a thorough avbmlnaHnn tyio ildk at atno FQRDS - Perfectly Safe in the Snow If They Have . Worm Steering Gear SPRAGUE TIRE CO. Tyler 3032 18th and Cuming V Paper Shortare Relief. Russia wants a billion dollars worth of American machinery and other materials for reconstruction. If she pays- for it in rubles the Ledger gC """"'ately end. Tacoma ' '' " Can't Somebody Head Him Off? ' Fiume being settled, nothing seems to remain for Colonel dAnntmzio but to come to the United States and lecture about it-Boston Transcript That's Reasonable Explanation. The boy chess player, Rzeschewski, probably' learned to concentrate while learnincr to write his ! I own name. N York Telegraph, A Splendid Line of v Carpets By the Yard at Bow en's. Now at Let Than Wholesale , Price: ; ' , We have v a wonderful selection of yard Carpet goods in genuine . Wil tons, Axminsters and vel vets, which we are offer ing right now at prices we believe much lower than they will be next spring. We simply have put the prices so low that it will be a big induce ment for you to carpet that hall or room, office, lodge ' room or church, now. v We are at vour servlca Y always togive you esti mates or serve you in any way possible. v Advertisement. LV. Nicholas Oil Copipany Mtlm one progresses trO Ky musidiaaship, one realizes more and more (hat fine music flows oxityirom a fine plana richest expression in, a piano "which, responds perfectly to every shade oP countless matters ofmasic. after" knowing ike Mason6rHamlin, -will hvenooflier. onlriy- LaPjasaaW f & 1513 Douglas Street The Art and Music Store ii . i II Lost Pocket Book I I ill Containing 11 I I ' Money . I 1 1 1 Bill Jones went on a huntlnt trip I 1 1 1 and was unfortunate enough to lose .. I I I his pocket book contslnln a eon- , - f P . sidersMe sum of money. Portun- E l I I 1 III ately, Tom Smith had his check book fin U I -I I ' along and came to the rescue with a ' Jm ml I , cMck cn the FfetNatioiua Bank . fi I I ' H Tom fc lMt chek book' llii 1 ' I I no loss would hays resulted, as the I I I book would have been of no value j I to the finder. Poor Bill was out his I iPlH - I money and much ol the pleasure of , I K. I hla trip wu spoiled. I pl 9 I I I This incident illustrates one of the I i " I I many advantages of ksepinsja check- I I I J ,ee0Unt fa "Fit" " - Pirst National p! 1 iDankof Omaha ' glj USE BEE WANT ADS THEY BRING RESULTS i 1.1 is brought into closer contact with the cities of the East and central West through the splendid train service of the Union Pacific System and Southern Pacific Lines. OVERLAND LEHTED Vie Union PsclncSouthars) Paoifie Lv. Omaha 9:00 a.m. Ar. Saa Francises 1 JO p.m. (2nd day) ' Exclusively (or sleeping cat' passengers. Ob- 1 '' servation drawing-room-compartment car. sleeping can. buffet club' car and dining car. Barber and Valet service. CONTINENTAL URIITED ' A new train with standard and tourist sleeping cars from Omaha to San Francisco. , ; Via Union Paoifio Southern Paoifie Lv. Omaha 1:20 a.m. ttJBST) Ar. Sad Franciieo 8 JO a.m. (2nd day) ' Observation, sleeping car, Omaha to Ogden ' and Ogden to San Francisco, standard and , tourist sleeping cars, reclining chair cars and dining car through to San Francisco. , Over the Rockies and the Sierra Nevada through the heart oi the scenic West Double track automatic safety signals rock ballast. For fares, reservations and information apply to . i , . . ' Consolidated Ticket Offlea. Ills Dodrs Si, or Cnton Station A. K. Curts, City Pass. Afant, Fifteenth and Dodge Sts., Omaha, Ken, i - 'i V AN