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: 5 ' THE BEE: OMAHA, KU)AX, DECEMBER 24, 1920. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY THE' BEE PUBLISHING COMPAKT. MKLSON B. UPDIKE, Publisher. 4; MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The auocltted Prtis, ef Kblok Ttl DM U I meatier. II tiflttlj entitled to the uw for paMlcMlon of all news dltntehei .-muted to It or uut otherwise orrllt4 tn this tr. sad sleo the i.n) news published Herein. All ntbts ot publication of out sptelsl tllmietcbes are also Merred, BEE TELEPHONES ' Print Bruicn Btehsnta. Aik Mr Tvlr 1000 Ui Department r I'erMO Wsnted. aawa "n Far Night Calla After 10 P. M.I Editorial Department - - -- -- -- -- t'lrculitlon Department AdnrUslug Department - OFFICES OF THE BEE Main Office 17th snd rsrnaiD f I'ouaeU Bluffi 13 oott HL I Bautta Bide ' Out-of-Town Offices: Sen Yotk ' 19 KlIUi Am Wsihlnitou Tyler 1000L TrKr mom, Xjler 10WI !. UllclIU mi a sl Stefer Bldg. ' Prli France i'JO Roe BU Honor. it The Beitt Platform . 1. (ew Uniaa Passenger Station. 2. Continued Improvement of the " braaka Highways, including tha para ' maot of Main Thorough! ares leading v into Omaha with a Brick Surfaca. 3. A abort, Iterate Waterway from the Corn Bait to tha Atlantic Oceaa. -' 4. Homo Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. r t i ", FAILURE jOF COAL REGULATION. f The people pay! But little do they know who If ;t is they pay, if the testimony of George. H. Cushingj general manager of, the American " Wholesale .Coal Dealers' association is borne out : by proof. An appalling dishonesty that forced i up the price of coal beyond reason has been I testified to before the senate investigating com- f mittee headed by Senator Calder. ; Out of the opportunity created by -the war- time laws which are still in effect, million are S; said to have been taken .from the people's J pockets f)r fuel and jtransf erred to the bank ac- I counts of a ring of government officials. This ring is declared tohavc made $675,000 on a single ileal involving. 4S0,j)00 tons. It is not only official honesty, but commercial honesty as well that is brought into question by this revelation. Since the first application of government regulation of the coaj industry, the administration of the !law-has been under the di rection of practical business men, and yet the net result has been a steady increase in prices. in the emergency of the war, mine operators were even encouraged to increase the price of their product on the theory v that high prices would stimulate production. Even then there wire recurrent, shortages which forced prices , higher. ' ..... Supply and demand ceased to operate, for R horde of speculators intervened here as in many othjer industries. By getting secret orders from concerns in dire need of coal,these speculators .bought it from operators, transferred it to their 'clients, and raked in a profit of $1.50 a tonfor knowing howo da it This is the method that is charged to the government ring, and it is orrty , by the greatest charity' that-this can, be called speculation and not highway robbery. ! The people "pay.. Senator Kenyon, who s a member of the investigating committee before this last discovery announced that public owner ship' of the coal industry might become neces sary, and Senator Calder also professes himself open-minded on this point. Under a system of, national ownership, the, people, at least would know who they paid, 'whereas now there are so many hands through which coal may pass be fore it readies the consumer that only a brief j flash of lightning such as this testimony of Mr. V Cushing gives an inkling of the truth. I if .a t f A Great International Trust. While the late 'presidential campaign was in progress a large proportion of the jdiscussion turned on the Monroe Doctrine. .l any of the league supporters pretended that the declaration contained therein was an antiquatcoTpolicyf that the larger growth of the western world had taken the interests of the several republics be yond the need of such an oversight, and there fore it might be well for it to merge ir the fuller understanding contained in the covenant. These may find their answer, in the address of welcome, delivered to Secretary ' Colby on behalf of Brazil by Senator Ellis of the great South American, republic. Among other highly commendable statements, the senator said: ,- The doctrine was a compromise to de-. fend the American republics against incur-' sions. In proclaiming that doctrine the North American government became the ' champion of liberty throughout the new world. No one of sound mind can imagine that Washington's sword should be used as an instrument to plant the seed of oppres sion over all America, instead ,o that of .liberty -in both continents. Washington not ' only was the father of his country, but is considered throughout the Americas as lfe father of democracy and the great champion oMiberty -This should remind jingoes, both north and south, that the Americas yet have interests in common that are not those of Europe or the rest of the world. Democracy is not yet'o safe that we may throw down all the protections and restrictions that have surrounded it, and go into a world combination on equal terms with those who in former years frowned on our institutions, and who have not.as yet shown a willingness to adopt them, Iven m form. The TJonroe Doctrine is quite as essential to North, Central and South America today as it ever was. 1 "Semblance of Competition." In objecting to the unification of the express busines, the minority report of the Interstate Commerce commission declared that the ar rangement destroyed "every semblance of com petition." The choice of words is unfortunate as implying that even the semblance of compe tition , is better Jhan open and admitted mo nopoly. . Public opinion will probably be that one big express company can serve the needs of the country belter than a "half dozen small ones, just as one street car corporation or telephone system has advantage over a dual arrangement from which in course of time every real element of competition "would fade. And in the case of the express company there is not only govern ment regulation but the parcel post system-to keeprthe service up to standard. , The idea of a monopoly which must keep step with a similar business operated by the government is not un promising. , , f " . ' Ift many fields today, to adopt the phrase of the minority repcVtf there is little more than the "semblance of competition." Large scale industries that naturally tend to combination are from time to time ordered to dissolve their con nections, and yet experience has shown that many businesses notably common carriers are so situated that combination is natural and com petition downright wasteful. Regulation of such combinations, rather than denial of their exist ence or the economic reason for their being, would enable the government to eliminate a great deal of confusion and waste. ' Thoae Very Human Puritans. ' The celebration centering around Plymouth Rock just a' few days ago will serve to remove any, misconception as to the time of year in which the Pilgrim forefathers landed in Amer ica that may have arisen through the fact thatS the tercentenary celebration waal held in Omaha and . many other cities last fall. The ice was forming in the bays of New England when the Mayflower landed its passengers, December 21, 1620. In the life and death struggle with un friendly nature that -fallowed in the next two years they could only have been sustained by the profound faith which had made them exiles from their native. land. Yet as if protected by God, the colony conquered every adversity, even finding a, friendly .-Indian who had 1 gained a knowledge of English from the British fishermen whose fleets for years : had hovered off the shores of the new world. From this native they learned cultivate corn and to accustom them selves to pioneer. life. ' ' ' c There are many misconceptions concerning these Puritan folk. Their severe and abstemious life was in good measure the result of the hard ships which they had to face. We have the word of the present burgomaster of the Dutch town of Leyden that they were ever law-abiding, and in a recent celebration there he declared that dur ing the whole of their stay in that placethe magistrates had no reason to complain of their conduct, and that he wished that every citizen today- gave as little trouble as did the men of the Mayflower, yet inj he eyes of King , Jmes these men were lawbreakers, objecting to paying taxes, and trying to leave England without a passport. King James, in fact, endeavored to have them extra dited from Holland. Under the original ar rangement, life at Plymouth was placed on a purely communistic basis. This, it was found after a time, did hot work, and was abandoned. Enough has been said to indicate that these fjrst Americans were a very human sort of peo ple. From many sides, however, thio little col ony has had to stand the criticism of posterity. In spite of the fact that they brought with them a plentiful supply of rum, and used it, too, an effort is made to lay the responsibility for pro hibition on their teachings, instead of placing it on medical and scientific" findings. Blame for almost everything except communism has been laid at the door of these essentially human men and women, and that may yet be added. i Salt of the Stockyards. The Department of Justice is proving to its, own satisfaction that it is one thing to lay down a theorem and quite another to demonstrate it Following the lead of the Federal Trade board, the attorney general pursued the packers until he got an agreement from them to accept a divorce between the packing houses and the stockyards. AH went along" without a hitch till it came time to provide for the separate main tenance of yards. A goodly number of millions of dollars is involved in the transaction, and these appear to be reluctant to come forward and devote themselves to the duty of carrying out what Chairman Colver and Attorney General Palmer think ought to be done. One platt proposed by. the packers has been rejected, because the government looks upoTrjJt as mere transfer of interest to a holding com pany; Another proposal is nowunder considera tion, while the Assistant Attorney General is looking for a way out that does not now appear. The experience is valuable for its lesson, in busi ness methods. Stockyards are necessary; they are operated on a huge scale, and require the' constant employment of large sums of capital Their success as an investment is not their primary reason for existence. Convenience of seller and buyer of live stock comes first. It may well be questioned if, had profit been the prime consideration, the millions represented at Omaha, Kansas Gty, Chicago, St. Louis, St. Joseph, or elsewhere fiy the magnificent accommodations provided for transient meat animals on the way to the shambles, ever would have been invested. Service was the first requisite, and thts was pro vided. Outside money is hesitant to venture here. Farmers are realising the need of liquid capi tal for the adequate and proper financing of their own business, and do not feel like fixing permanently the million needed to carry on th stockyards of the country. The sale of Jthis great adjunct to the food-providing industry may be accomplished, and the, conditions laid down by Mr. Palmer be satisfied, but the process is not so facile as had been expected. . Paving for County. Roads. Douglas county taxpayers will be gratified if trie county Doara tuimis Chairman O Connor s proniise that -it will proceed cautiously in its consideration of bids for paving various county highways, to be received Thurf day. The paving of these roads has been delayed for months, even years in some cases. Never theless, public opinion will support a, further delay, if by such postponement the county is able to take advantage. of a declining Material and labor market. ( ; It' may be that the bids opened Thursday will reflect marked reductions over the proposals made a few months ago. There have been cuts in the prices of other comaodKies; possibly brick and cement and stone hive joined the list. But if they have not, the county board will do well to defer action until a later date, awaiting "! reduction that is certain to come. It was easy enough to, put the ire in Ireland, the hate in Hayti and the hunger in Hungary, but over here we are waiting to- acclaim the man who can out awe in law. ' no can pi The for irger who expressed joy at beinir sent to jail must have read of the dinner prepara tions "Mike" Clark is making. -D'Annunzio is now receiviilg some ardent at tention on part of Italy, being no longer -regarded as a joke at Rome. Will Chairman White plea state whether it is an, autopsy or a clinic he proposes to hold over the democratic mule? An illicit still in a "gold cure" establishment is about as far out of place as anything can get. Remember the child feeding fund, and give till you feel good. ' ...... ' Last call ' for Christmas shopping! Hustle! J A Line 0' Type or Two Hew to tha Liae, lei tha auipa fail where they nay. THE last-minute shopper has a friend in the Smith Sash and Door Co. of Minneapolis, which offers such attractive Yuletide notions as "medi cine cabinets, buffets, garage doors, front doors, and screens." If you hear heavy footsteps on the roof you will know that Kris Kringle is strug gling with a garage door. " Holly and Mistletoe. . . ' Sir: The autoists will find Loop-hole In that anti-parking ordinance. Citizen Wilson will continue to live in Wash lngton. Wcndcr it he'll take up sawing wood. We suppose Mr. Burleson has consoled him self thus: The first hundred Jeers are the hardest. The janitors' threat to strike is a shock to us, because we didn't know they were working. ' - Q. A. R. REVENTLOW'S discovery, that the Masons are planning to rule the world, is news to us; but we don't get about as much as we should, and so miss a I6t of things. Now that we are reminded of it. the expansion of Medinah Temple becomes significant. , - ' FEW BUT INSPIRING WORDS OF A .1 GREAT MAN. (From the Texas City Sun.) Last Saturday afternoon, Just as the Waterfront at Texas City was picking up and taking- on a splendid activity, our City was favored by another visit from Mr. W. C. Teagle the President of the Standard Oil Co. This was not his first visit to our Port for he came here before, and after the com pletion of Humble Dock. It is said that when he saw the completed Dock he stated to hii companionsThat's some Dock." THE ' NQlTISITiyE REPORTER. (Every day our Inquisitive Reporter picks on five persons, and gosn now tney areaa it!) To-day's question: "pet you believe that Prohlbi . tlon will work?" Herbert Raymond, clerk In wholesale anchor house: ','Of course it will work, provided you nave the right temperature, this inoua oe around seventy-flve degrees." Clifford Tallmadge, curator and Egyptolo gist: "It is working well at my house. Sorry-we dian't-think or it before." ; Thomas Hyde, organist Ninth Reformed Preabyterian Church: "I sterilize-my rubber boots by boiling, and Jump on a tubful of grapes. I. get sauterne from white grapes and claret from red." ; , A. Anderson, designer of aeroplanes: 'I'll eay it will. I'll go further and Bay it does. All you have to remember is to check it." P. Bissell, dealer in telephone postholes: "Work? It works while I sleep. All I do is skim and bottle." IN all the wild celebration at Athens there was nothing more remarkable than the fact, re ported by Larry Rue, that the Princess Anastasia was 'nee Mrs. Leeds ot Xsew York, THE 'OUNCE OF PREVENTION. 'Sir: Some years ago Woodstock suffered a disastrous Are. It ran its course because the fire engine was frozen. At the next meeting of our city council, Aid. John Higgins introduced an ordinance making It the duty of the city marshal to inspect the fire engine twelve hours before each fire. This was (passed unanimously, al though, afterward, for some reason,' repealed. Why not ordain for large cities ttiat all horses be sharp-shod just before each slefet storm? It offends country customers to see them slipping:, sliding, falling, and sprawling on your wintry streets. D. R. J. "THOUSANDS of American visitors, who have been asking, 'Has defeat made Berlinthe most immoral capital in Europe?' . . . Cable. ; , f . ' ( These must be visiting Berlin for, the first' time. Berlin enjoyed the distinction referred to long before the war. . . How to Keep Well By DR. W., A. EVANS Queetieae canceraiat hygiene, aanita turn and prevention of dieeaee, eub mltted M Or. Evans by readers el Tha Bee, will be answered personally, sub ject to proper limitation, where a stamped, addreeeed envelop Me en closed. Dr. Evan will not make dlafnoeia or prescribe for Individual dieeeees Address letters An- cere af , The Bee. Copyright, 1920, by Dr. W. A Evans. i TlieSeomid Post. , (Received by a Wisconsin art studio.) Dear Sirs: Do not send us any more of those letters because nry mother paid for those photos. The clerk first asked my mother if she wants to pay cash my mother said yes. Than I asked her how much do they cost and she said J6.60. Than my mother gaved her flu bill and than she gave the change back to my-mother. My mother said what for did use sent us that bill off 50c bat she said she wont pay again because she paid once the clerk must off make a mistake probably some body else had 60c ,bal and she said that my. mother did. n't gave her enough money; she did give her enough because she laid her a ten dollar bill.,, , MR. BAUHMVOHLof Whiting, Ind., who claims to have bfen the first- to have come dowa rwith' prices, says: "We are compelling the rest ot tne mercnants to come uown wun ineir prices, but they are. not" A DULL WEEK-END IN CRESCENT CITT. , (From the Blue Lake, Calif., Advocate.) Outside of a few fights, a mob of drunks on t the sidewalks, cussing motorist with broken springs on the streets, and the inability of the police Judge to get any grist for his mill, , the city spent a rather quiet week-end. BRIGHT SATINGS OF THE GROWN-UPS. Sir: ... But iTeally hadn't these things In mind at all. I meant merely to relate f. w.'a latest scintillation. I was telling her of an Omaha baby, the thirteenth of a line to be taken to Plymouth for cradling In a Mayflower heirloom of Its family. "Oh, they're going to give it a Plymouth rock," she said, without appreciable effort. W. S. ' A CHICAGO firm helps alone the politeness campaign with the following: ' nIn order that women employes may procure seats m the street cars they are permitted to leave the" store ten minutes before the closing iibur for men. Dental Floss. JSir: D. Seiver is a dentist on Kedzle avenue. If I were a complete contrib, I might head this, "Now, this isn't going to hurt a bit," but, as I am not, I merely proceed to nominate C. O. Soots, of North Salem, Iftd., as chief chimney sweep to the Academy, and propose the Rev. Ed V. Belles of the First Presbyterian Church of Northville, Mich., to ring .in the new for the. members. As a substitute for Mr. D. Seiver, you might Induce the nominating committee to ac cept Dr. J. Byron Ache, a dentist of Uniontown, PaV BALLYSLOUGHGUTTERY. "A LADY friend," reports B. M. Q., "stepped up to oneof the damsels in the Fair and asked. 'Where is the lingerie?' 'Huh,( d'ye mean the rest room?' queried the damsel." ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF PEP AND TACT. (The editor of the Borough Bulletin addresses . a motor truck company.) "As Pennsylvania cities ana DoruuBu f . . . J . nn.1l, 1m 1 O VI B . Will make up ineir uuutsouj ij ... suggest your extending your sales among them the field is fertile, nowhere is there as much money spent freely, often foolishly. Very likely you could interest them witn your trucks." ! Eye on the Ball. Sir: Speaking of keeping, your eye on. the ball. Old Cub Kriehn, playing third base for the Premos, after striking out eleven times straight, hit one high In the air toward right fields He started toward first base with his eye on the ball and continued straight to right field, where ho was tas-ned out by the right fielder. He sent in lis resginatlon after the game and samp was immediately accepted. y- We observe the ad of a "full or twin six four post bed." Keskersay? , WE FEARED WE -HAD STARTED N . ; SOMETHING. Sir: Should G. E. Thorpe's typewritten com munications carrying the suggestion GETjFAT precede or follow our communications whlcr carry EATME? , E. A. T. MOTHER HUBBARI SEES IT THROUGH. "Nothing here for a smut houndf; Publish er's ad. recommending a glad book. When Mother Hubbard found it bare, That cupboard pnee so bony, She wheeled on Fido waiting there, And said with sanctimony: , "Your grisly taste for gristle, cur! , , , I am resolved to quash. Come out into the garden, sir If -And try a Hubbard squash." PAN. THE INSPIRED COMPOSITOR. (From the Mason City Globe-Gazette.) Hereafter I will not be responsible for any debts contracted by my wife. v - a HENRY KRIT&MAN. - A RATHER solstitial day, , Bj. L. T. OX THREE TEACHERS LEARN SOMETHING. Many people want to know what Is the best tonic to use when th&re is need for richer, redder blood and more of it. It is assumed that the need is for more iron in the blood. But .which is the best way to get It there is the question. ThrAA TTnlvArBirv nt. r-oHf-min ("teachers have undertaken to answer the question. They worked with dogs. A dog would ba bled until one-quarter of his -blooa had been lost. The next day the process was repeated."xThey tapk away about one-half his calculated blood supply. Immediately after a certain quan tity of blood, say a pint, has been drawn from the vessels the tissues supply enough water to make up the loss in quantify, bit they are not able to supply the quality on such short notice. Therefore, one-half of a dog's blood havingbeen drawn off, what is left in ifis vessels shortly be comes 100 per cent in quantity and B0 per cent quality. The first question was, will the tissues bring the quality of the-blood to rfbrmal?? The answer is yes, provided the dog is well fed enough; The blood of dogs fed on an aver age amount of table scraps was noc. mal in eight weeks. If a dog vraw fed table scraps, but was not given enojigh to eat, his Mod did not re turn to normal. Assuming then that eight weeks was a standard, various foods andT" medicine were used and the time re quired for a return to normal was compared with the ' standard. A diet of raw or cooked meat was found to be the best iron tonic for a dog. When fed such a diet dogs were back to normal in four weeks. Liver came, right along In the come class with meat (muscle.) am informed by Mrs. Robsojert that green regetables were not so effective as meat While dogs lire accustomed to eating a mixed diet, there is no doubt that their teeth, stomach and intestines are built on meat-eating lines. Had they been working with grass eating animals, perhaps spinach and other green, vegetables might have led meat. They found that Blaud's pills were without effect. Their experiments in dicate that money spent on forms of inorganic iron is money wasted. Centrally these experiments prove that where anemitwis due 'to hem orrhage, the only Iron tonic needed is good food in proper quantity. good meat heading the list Beef tea and beef extracts were found 1-to be as useless as Blaud's pills. tincture of Iron and bitter wine of iron. It has been claimed that In secondary anemias not due to hem orrhage but due to Intestinal condi tions, inorganic Iron, helps, but not bv supplying Iron to tne oiooa. Tne exoeriments did not cover that question. The Will to Have Pep. T. L. writes: "Why not advise vitalizing the thyroid gland by the will? At 25 I had symptoms of a golteif today at 60 this has disap peared a-na I reel as i never ieii in my youth. But, I am rather posi tive that an lnfleilbla will has had more to do with my present state of 'ner than anything else. May I be pardoned for believing In my own experience ana opposing a man of science?" REPLY. A ereat many Deoole who have anatomic goiter when young do not show them when older. Pep results from plenty of goiter. The pepless people are short on goiter. There, fnm mi fh brake on your Iron. will. You are liable to cripple your. goiter and wreck your pep worK. . Better Bo Examined. 'Mrs. H. S. writes: "(1)' In the last month I have been bothered with a small lump on my lert siae where my limb Joins my body. It came all of a sudden and was swollen considerably and is sore to the touch. The lump seems to be getting somewhat smuller but still is sore., Can this be anything serious? (2) What causes a burn- imr sensation while urinating, ana what can be done for i?" REPLY- ' Bubo is probable. Hernia Is possible. Have your physician de cide. 2. It seems probable you have an infection which is responsible for both the bladder trouble and the swelling. It should not be'neglected. There Arc Ailment Fans. Miss R. E. L. writes: "Will you kindly tell' me if any locar doctor will take a blood'test? I am very anxious to have one taken. I have asked one doctor to take one, and h refused, sayingI didn't need any. However, I insist on having a test taken." REPLY. ' Making a blood test is a labora tory procedure. v Most physicians merely take the mood and send it to the laboratory. . That any physician can do. J. presume your physician saw no need of a blood test and thought you ' somewhat nutty on the subject Persons go to laboratories and physicians un der aliases every day. N a- To Get Kid of Boils. S..Z. writes: "I am a boy of 1 and have recently been troubled with bolls on my neckj I have tried many remedies, but they have been a failure." REPLY. Quit wearing collars. Wear a soft. clean neck cloth. Wash your neck with plenty of soap and hot water Punts for Filipinos. Omaha, Dee. 18. To the Editor of The Bee: I read with consider able interest your editorial, "Thous ers and Democracy," and would like to call your attention to several facts that should be considered in a dis cussion of whether or not ALL the inhabitants of the islands should wear trousen to. indicate that they have made sufficient progress along the lines of civilizing influences to warrant their obtaining independ ence. , The woarers of the "g string" are mostly inhabitants of the mountain districts andlf you would ever try mountain climbing in the modern, twice a aay. jjo not shave your neck or irritate the skin in any way. Apply a ' saturated solution of boracic acid to the skin twice daily. Let it dry on. Apply no poultices and no fat meat. Eat no candy or other sweets. Eat read, pastries, cereals and potatoes sparingly. Have your urine examined for sugar. Take' half a cake" of yeast three times a day. t i It's Occupational Trouble. H. T.. T. writes: "I worked two months at riveting. I gave up the job about eight months ago. I have continual falling asleep of my right hand. I got it about a month after I started riveting and have had It ever since." Perhaps you can tell me the- cause of it or whether I should consult a physician?" I REPLY. Riveters are prone to develop trouble With the muscles and nerves of the' forearm. The siabject has been best studied among those who nandle pneumatic tools in cutting stone. See a physician' with some experience In occupational diseases. conventional tight-fitting trousers you would readily perceive m'hy the Igorrote and the Bontocs prefer the dress that gives unhampered t free movement of the limbs. . Along the usual lines of evolution In dress the "g string" deems' to fill the bill to the satisfaction of its wearers. ' . Consequently the bill of Senator Santos of the Philippine senate pro posing that all males in the Philip pines be forcod to wear trousers or suffer five years Imprisonment Is in the line of the usual half-baked, ill considered legislation. It woujd in deed be an injustice to the mountain tribes who, though called "pagans" by the lowland Filipino, are really superior to the lowlander in physique, morals and common nonesty. -Senator Santos simply resents the ract tnat igorrotes nave Deen exnio ited in the United States in their na tive state and have been exploited in the usual circus style. No doubt this might inflence the American public towards believing that the islands as a whole are not ready for indepena ence, but the remedy is not tho en forced wearing of trousers. Your conclusion that "trousers en' forced" will win out la I believe, a wrong one and as I know the moun tain people of the islands as well as the dwellers of the lowlands rrom first-hand contact. I want to state that the emaciated and effeminate trouser wearers who have absorbed a veneer of civilization will have to step lively and use a gun of they can force the simple, hardy, muscular mountain folk to "take to pants." Furthermore such action would be undemocratic if not arbitrary and tyrannical and would be a poor rec ommendation for the Philippine leg islative body in their aspirations for complete independence from Uncle Sam. Very truly yours, V - H. J...ERHORN. QUICK! NOW! Get those Clothes here AT ONCE and we will have them cleaned and pressed in time for Christmas wear. THAT'S Speeding, Isn't It? Phone Tylqr 0345 for the "hurry wagon" or, "South 0050" if xyou are on the South Side. ' DRESHER BROTHERS CLEANERS DYERS -221117 Farnam Street WHEN IN DOUBT about making an investment, or spending money for something not actually needed, V Stop and Consider " whaKshares in The Conservative will do for you. They mean a savings account. 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