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J V: V M Thl Omaha Bee s DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY THE BEB PUBLISHING COMPANY, NELSON B. UPDIKE. Publi.h.r. T if L I I- MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS m-i(ii rrao, oi vrbk,- Tlw Kw ! a BMmtm. it u ntlllwl to Ux um foe pubWloa nf all ntwi dllpatoM oralltol lo It or ii.it oilwrw4M ffnxlitrd In (hit ixci u l ibt !if rublltlml horaln. U tlililt of DuaUcaiiuiFol urn tpaulal : . BEE TELEPHONES lb Ufpwtacot or lim Minted. 1 JrlCr IUVU . rer Nljht Call Alter 10 P. M.I r.aifotiai DevMUita-ii Trier JOflOL Admtlalui Ueptrtmail ........ OFFICES OP THE BEE ,. 1 aUla Oftlne ITta and raraaa Couaell Bluff a Bcott at I South Bid ;;u N St, New Tot IM Fifth in i n'aalunttoo 1111 O St Caicmto ' Wcjar Bl.lu. I I'arli Kraiica M Rile St. Honor Trlrt lOtWL Tjlof lOOUi. The Bee's Platform 1. New Union Paataager Station. s 2. Continued improvement . of the N : break Highways, including the pava ment of Main Thoroughfare leading into Omaha with a Brick Surface. 3. A short, low-rate Waterway from the . 1 Cora Belt to tk Atlantic Ocean. 4. Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. . i in IV, f :U,I V 1 , V r L far fir- ARTICLE X GETS A TEST. ' Delegate! to the assembly of the League of Nations now in session atGeneva are taking up Article X for careful examination in con nection with the application ,of certain of the naiiuiis lur auini5siun o tne league. new "Firtt among the questions to' be settled is . whether the government making application is de jure or de facto. With this important point tftorminprfl I li. i.Amm!il... ...Ill -. - . T v wiiuiuhmj win lumc upun MIC ftxt and perhaps as interesting as any. estion a3 to whether the applicant has'faith- lly discharged its, obligations, kept its prom- and thoAvn itself worthy to be given I the ght hand of fellowship" in the league circle. when these and some of the other incidental mts arFset at rest, the atsembly will be ready lb approach the final task, that M plaMy inter beting Article X. This' holds such nossibil- ttie's that it will probably be given very careful coniide'nation before a definite and authorita tive definition is given. If Letvia, Lithuania, Fjuland, or Estonia is admitted, and Article X is held to mean what it says, then war against soviet Russia is practically assured. Just now these minor nations are operating as independ ent entities in some sense, but iis a matter of fact, eacln is precariously holding on to the slender hope that tlie great powers will take steps needed' to preserve them. Sweden and Fin land already have a dispute of some impor tance involving fthe Aland island, before the council of the League. Poland and Lithuania are also supposed to have gone there for an ad jn$tment, but as a matter of fact re fighting ft out between themselves. ' Russia fs artoiing for another raid on, Poland, and with the Grecian succession taking on a somewhat alarming as pect, the prospects for a quiet winter in eastern I ' i r " " i -- - I j . And northern Europe are far from, being en- 1 ernment,, they will find the warmest friendship wuiraging. " Article X will bind the league to stand by any of its members, in maintaining territorial integrity. Sotne" close thinkers ar of the opin---ion that this article jnay be so read as to jn-y- elude political integrity as well. Itvwould be. I rather interesting' to see England and France interposing the force' of their army and navy to sustain Constantine in his restored perch on the Grecian throne; while the appeal of Bul garia or Austria for protection from Russia would afford occasion for laughter such as is sard to resound now and then trough Hades. 7 Some of tlje reasons advanced for our not accepting Article X as a rule and guide for na- tional conduct are now being niade clear as crystal 'by the progress of events in Europe. It is not enough to argue - that tuch things voutd not have happened had we gone in. Quite .as much and as good reason exists to think they would have come to pass, and that we would be charged as tngiand and t ranee will be with carrying out the purpose of the " " irticle. We may see plainer now what Leon Bourgeois had in mindwhen he said Article X was not essential, as well as how little Piesi , dent Wilson understood Europe when he 'Held np thaK article as the "heart of the:ovenant." East and West. In declaring that the east and west might veil lcam from each "other. Dr. Abraham M. Kihbany, whoVccently spoke in Omaha, touched on a fact that is becoming more and more of im portance. Born in far-off Syria, this preacher, who is now pastor of one of the leading churches of 'New England, is qualified better than most to understand the needs and differences- ofach of these grand divisions of the human race. The Orient has a civilization so old tha v western Europe and America appear beside it . f ;rs mere boyish figures. True, knowledge of v 'sanitation and outstanding material progress are v 1 lacking in these older races. The west' would rto't exchange its position for that of the eatt, but still the eas has much that the west may seek to acquire. This treasure ; is the store of quiet, contemplative philosophy that is in 'herent in-the Oriental character. Mixed with the aggressive qualities of the newer'peoples, this would make for a more rounded civilization than now exists. .j- . J, There are three logics in the world, Gilbert Cannan remarks'in his recent book," "The Anat omy of Society y The logic o thtKQrient is spiritual, that of France is mentajj aVdsthat of . England, and of Am-ica, also,! of , the heart In saying that the" east and west mtfht learn, fom each other, it is the combination of these diverse ways of approaching life and its prob lems that; is. referred to. , ' i . i Adventures in Neifhborliness. : Omaha is getting more neighborly, and the community centers that are open each week in a dozen or so schools are playing a big part V in , drawing the people together. There is no p5lace so lonesome as a gpeat citj. and in-open- s ing the ichool buildings for get-together meet- ' ings, Omaba has gone far toward restoring iome of the lost advantages of the days when il was smaller, more compact and when every body knew everybody elte. : A short time ago, the schools jwere left dark ind closed except during class periods; the authorities -were amazed at proposals which' kerned to them to verge on profanatidn of the k fountain of knoweldge by allowing dtizens, to use them for meetings at night Theneed for ' tfiis perhaps was not . as great then as nowy ut these weekfc gatherings that are ovr under way " Nfor the wimcr mean much to buildinff P the social spirit. Instead of sitting passively by and waiting to be entertained, the boys 'and girls, and the grown-ups, too, jump right in and put on their 6wn programs. The spirit of self-expression, of enjoyment and of community solid arity that is being bred in these centers is of inestimable value lo the city. . ( Wilson and Soviet Russia. , In his scolding of Woodrow Wilson for his attitude ) towards Lenin and Trotzky, Mr. Washington Vanderlip is really paying the president a very high compliment. Nothing that Mr. Wilson has so far done becomes him more as the head of a great and enlightened na tion fli an his refusal to give the prestige and standing to a mongrel outfit that would follow official recognition by the. United States of soviet Russia. Long ago, as far back as the first Moscow assemblage where thCbolshevists really seized power, our president tried to deal with the Russians on terms of equality; it was from America the first high commissionrcnt to treat with the people and to assure them' oft the friendly attitude and concern of the great republic. And these overtures were rejected by the "reds," who sw a world revolution com ing, and who were then as now bent on de stroying all existing governments, our own in cluded. ' . Several months ago Mr. Wilson announced a policy that would permit trading with the Russians, -entirely satisfactory to all with a single 6missibn. He oroperly declined to put lie credit of the Unite Statet back of the trans action, warning all that any business carried on between citizens' of the United States and Rus sia would be at the risk of the' parties. At that time Lenin did offer as an inducement that he would in return for recognition withdraw all his propagandists, Even this does not dis'close any reason why' the president of the United States shiuld accept a bribe from the leader of bolshe vism. Lenin must be fairly well convinced by this time that we can take care of the red agi tators in our own way and without calling on him for help. , " ' t- As to the Washington Vanderlipitateijients, it is well to keep in mind that he now purports to represent a group of -Pacific coast capitalists who J, have been granted valuable concessions in eastern Siberia by soviet Rafsfa. The only crosoect of realizing on thesfe lies in srivine to ten in sufficient support J.o enable him to make good. Therefore, instead of the quid pro quo being tendered the president of the United State this time, it is offered a "group of Pa cific coast capitalists." As to the misrepresen tation! of conditions in Russia, we believe. the American people will trust the Red Cross su'r- geons, nurses ana administrators as Tuiiy as they will an advocate who admits, in advance his ultertoc purpose. a Americans tried to deal fairly wjth the Rus sians; they sympathized with' the revolution tfiat overthrew the autocracy of the czar, but ' they lost k lot of that sympathy when the Rus sians followed off-be false light into the des potism of he soviet. Whenever the people over there decide onia form of responsible gov- i " THE BEE: OMAHA, XTUESDAW NOVEMBER 23, 1920. A Line 0' Type or Two Hew to the Lint, lt the quip Tall whara thay may. THE chief of the Mohicans has sent a pack age of boneset tea to the White House, to assist in the cure of the Great White, Father. This is a more agreeable message than that of an earlier chief who. when asked, "What shall I tell the Great Father?" replied, "Tell the Great Father to ko to hell." But its curative powers- are probably not greater. We remember a Chippewo of our party, once on a time, who, afflicted with "a pain in his little inside," writhed all day, in spite of frequent draughts of miraculous Indian decoctions. When we heard about it we gave him a couple of tablets, and hevas on his feet in five minutes. ' v 1TAIR WARNING TO THTpEASANTRt f (From theClncinnaU Enquirer.) The annual fall hunting season will be opened In Ohio tomorrow, and, according to the state flsti and game department, ah army of atjeast 200,000 hunters will begin to comb the fields and forests in cearch of rabbits and peasants:- ' . , FOR., many years ' Charles Nevers Holmes of Newton, .Mass., has been rhapsodizing about the stars, accompanying each rolling noun with one or more adjectivat3atcllites. As a reward for this unselfish toil we suggest that, the School -of Journalism engage Mr. Holmes for the chair of astronomy. t ' A Plea for Our Thugs. Sir: '&ow that the winter is coming on I want to appeal to the citizens of Chicago for the cdmfovtof our thugs, whose work at this season is most trying. While we sit comfortly in our warm homes let us not forget these brave men. who are often out all night long, many oi them poorly clad or shod, their numbed fingers scarcely able to grasp their guns. Per haps we forgej their discomforts and sufferings by reflecting 'too much., on their boldness and courage, yet how often has not a belated citi- zen been held up by only three of these gentry, one orwnom has pushed a gun against his rigs, another looked out for the pojice, while the third searched his pockets; yet their reward is often disappointing. .Thls appeal is made for mufflers, warm socks and woolen mitters, which will keep their hands warm but leave the trigger How to Keep Well By DR. W. ' A. EVANS Questions concerning hygiene-, sanita tion and prevention of disease, sub mitted to Dr. Evans by readers ol The Bee, will be answered personally, sub ject to proper limitation, where a stamped, addressed envelope is en. .closed. Dr. Evans will not make diagnosis or prescribe ior Individual diseases. Address letters in cars oi The Bee. Copyright, 1920, by Dr. A. Evans. , YOU CAN REGAIN PEP. "Xknow you are tired of giving ad vice to those addicted to the uho Of alcoholln beverages," I. M. Hope ful writes, but you have not yet given advico that I .think fits my case, and I have too much false pride to call on my family physician ."For forty jrtars or more there has been whisky Or brandy, either on the sideboard or In a convenient closet. iat the. homes of my father and grandfather. in the United- States, but they will get cold wel come when they come scolding because we de cline to adopt bolshevism. 1 A Nation on Its Knees. ; ' The picture of Warren Gamaliel Hoarding reading the Twenty-fifth Psalnj of David, as he led his fellow voyagers in religious worship, is an inspiring one. Americans are essentially a religious people, deeply and sincerely devoted to the practice, as well as the, profession of tjtose principles tha1! underlie alt creeds '. and beliefs. Perhaps, at times we do as a nation appear to regard , our obligations to the Creator .with something of levity, but when the crisis qpmes, we turn to Hint for guidance In peril and with thanks, for dangers past. We have had a long succession of praying presidents, men who did not hesitate to avouch their faith in God on proper occasion, but who worshiped Him the more sincerely because they dared to do right, believing as Lincoln did, that "it is not so im portant that'we-have God on our tide W that we be on the side of God." Woodrow Wilson has i called the people to give thanks on Thurs day of this week, in conformity with a custom older than the nation, and to which 'in vitatiotj a great response is certain. The sight of a na tion on its knees, expressing its thankfulness for favors received, its gratitude for blessings betowed, and its veneration and homage to Almighty God is one that "lesser breeds with out the law" may look upon with wonder, for it means the permanency of our institutions. England and the Irish. , . , Events at Dublin on Sunday make it very f plain that the British government must do some thing very soon to restore; order in Ireland. It is not our part as a pe'ople to undertake to" prescribe what' that something should be. Prob bly opinion is as greatly divided here as it seems to be there, but all will unite in holding suah affairs as that reported from Surtday to be dis graceful to any government. Nothing will be gained for either side by trying to place respon-" sibility on the other. Sinn Fein and the police alike appear to have resorted to terror. ' Per haps the murders of Sunday will have the ef fect of sobering the minds of the people and bring them to ji state where some approach to reason may be attained. Until reason can be substituted -for force, no settlement of anyv value to anybody will be attained. Lloyd George has wriggled out of a number of tight squeezes, but the Irish question is going to be the real test of his ability. Scotland is not going dry nearly so fast as was promised a few weeks ago. They art. not overfond of "white mule," and cling to usque baugh with a fondness Ithat can be understood, at least. ' I ; - , ' Ole Hanson again sounds 4he warning toc sin, this time of immigration. But how" can you blame anyone who is able for wanting) get out of Europe today? . v f ' Thfc Greeks are said to be uniting, and you know what happens when Greek meeTsGr.eelil v "Mitch' ' Palmer'g department threatens to. go after the grafters. It i almost time. 'J Bank statements indicate' the progress deflation, but no more than pocketbooKs. of No wonder the price of coal k cdming own. Look at the weather. - ' ' . ' - , Harding was in luck to face the storm on t linger free! Their claim to' our consideration I base on two thingst they nmke our papers exciting with the record; of their heroic deeds, ang they have helped to make our city famous. " ' ' "Let us not miss this chance of relieving the suffering of these men who so often relieve us who are out working in gangs in cold and rain, and who, before retiring weary to their beds, must patiently clean and dry their guns on which our life and theirs depends. Don't forget "they work while you Sleep." C. F. " APPARENTLY the'' argument, "Dj you want to see your son called by a super-state to settle the quarrels of Europe?" was- not pushed in Spain, or if it was it was disregarded. SHOPPING, ; ' - ' My Mother took me to the store , To buy goods like the dress I wore. "She grows so fast," she- told the clerk, "It makes a lot of extra work." . The store was in a house so high i It seemed the roofonust touch the sky, " And many 'elevator cars - Were .twlnkljng up and down like stars. -.-' " - IRIS. "MAN Found With' ThroatNCut Refuses to Talk." St. Louis Globe-Denibcrat. ' J, Excusable reticence; CHAPTER I. . , , (From the Addison, Mich., Courier.) Born to Mr. and Mrs. Don Ehlinger, Sunday, a son. (To be continued.) , "THEx object of this, number," relates a bulrb, about Baltimore, "is a general survey of Baltimore, its export and import trade, its ma rine, shipbuilding,-industrial, and financial condition-Mo fact everj reason- why the port of Baltimore is- not the coming seaport of the world.", ; , - v , . : The Second Post. (In which an intention fo pay is adumbrated.) Dear Sir: I am writing to let you know I. mean to. pay you Fhave had-so much trouble I have not been able t? pay you my daughter had to go to the hospital and I had to pay that I am a poor widow -woman I mean- to pay you you ii you win jesi give me a miie ume x win pay you to give me two weeks and I will pay -you I am going to send you your money give me a little time if you please give me some time I am going to pay. v WHY", no, Elspeth, we did not miss the news in the indomparable Heraminer, "Crane Appears on Stand in Wife's' Suit." Nor did we miss the information that the, stripes wtre half an inch wide. , THEY HAVE BEEN SINGULARLY ' REMISS. Sir: ' HavA your Philadelphia readers in formed you tht BUrton True Scales, B. A.,' is instruction in voice culture at' Penn Charter? ' v' -: f. ., M- Q-c- "A DISTINGUISHED attorney." confides. A. C. P.. "has just dictated to m: As soon as you get any inkling of .substantially the exact date wa will have to go' fo Des Moines'." EXAMPLES FOR THE SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM. f (From the Michigan Daily.) Rachmaninoff's truly artistic playing, his wonderful interpretations, and his unique personality, all blended together in paint ing tone poems of infinite beauty, so eminent . in color value that after striking, the ear progressed to-the heart and nestled there. PRESUMABLY the Chicago Band, which plans a concert tour -to advertise Chicago, will throw awav its instruments of percussion and employ only horns. - ' . , Advanced Telephony. Sir:- In attempting to place a long distance call I could not make the operator understand the initial "D," am every time I would-epeat she -would come back with e-b-c-p, and other letters,' I finally told' her it was the first letter in "damn.". She understood, R. G. THOSE who like to roll their own will need only these makin's: In Marion, Ind., Iva Pace has been granted a divorce from Ralph Pace. "tfOES THE MOWER HURT, YOU, SIR?" -Sir: May I -report that Georg-e Moe is a barber right here in this town? ANN ARBOR. A FIRM of jjpticiansi advises us of a rush order for a customer who wrote: "I am sending yQU my glasses under separate cover, both lenses" broken. Please repair and return rush, as the only "way; I can sec now is to hold two empty beer glasses- to my eyes. " - - AttD HEART OPPORTUNITIES. (From the Tampa Tribune.) If you are lonely- and desire a bachelor husband, 58, and will give me $20,000 at marriage to care for you during life, kindly reply. Your freedom and money if we daf not suit each other. Address' American' Care Tribune. "Y OUNG laeVgouag to San Francisco wo'ild like to reduce expenses." Classified Ads.' . One way is to walk as far as Denyej. . . SMALL TOWN DISSIPATION . (Fronrthe Tryon, N. C, News.) ' s Hobart Whitesldes, Posey Wilson, Jay Corn, and Misses Lizzie Lee, Gladys Wilson were Riding around this aftertfoon. WE tea by the Trib that a question of dis armament was considered Thursday in Camera. WHY not have the honii of the league there, instead of Geneva? , ' ; Si. L.. T. ' .The Inconsistent Male. Men . are inconsistent. ' They complain if trcih wives don't read the newspapers and keep up with important events, and yet few of them read the-fashion notes. Baltimore. Sun, Lives in Qlass House Himself. It peeves us to hear the, man who combs hjs hair over his bald pot criticising the grocer who puts thejibiggest potatoes on top of the' "basket Columbia Record. r That watf true at the homes of their friends and mine. I always have been, invited and have accepted a drink when I desired one, but always in modera tion. I have extended to my sons the same invitation, I am sorry to say. "When It became evident that the prohibilon lawywould pass I bought what I thought was a supply to last me some years, but I find that my friends and myself, thinking that we should get drink while the drink ing was good, have used it up and I am now without any. I not only miss it greatly but feel that my mental - rowers have declined. know that I am physically weaker, very nervous and irritable and re tire much sooner than formerly. "I am considered a successful business man, have added - to the fortune left me, and have several hundred people to look after. But I am weakening. Why? I have tried your fruit and vegetable diet, but it has not satisfied my craving for a drink. - t "Please do not take this letter as a plea for liquor. It is not so in tended. It is a request from a man who feels himself in need of assist ance. I have no other intention than to comply with the laws of the land. n It is quite probable that yofi are rlxht. that without knowing it you have developed a certain degree of alcohL addiction a disease. Your physical and mental mechanism had developed an inability to go properly unless stmiulated by alco hoi. . What are you goiiiff to do about it? Being a high gradfe. law abiding citizen, you want to nnd a way out. You are able is control your appe tite, ' perhaps nave no longing as such for your drug, but you want back the lost pep if possible. As I understand the law. physi cians- are . allowed to supply thuse with addiction disease to a limited extent and under proper safeguards. But that you do not want. There- are various aromatics ana spirits somewhat .related to alcohol which have the power to iroxieate. Keep away from them. Theirs are the qualities which-tffade rotgut p-hlsky harmful. , The best substitute for alcohol is sugar. If you are not obese and have no tendency to diabetes you might use sutrar and seets rather freely. Ljffit the very bes plan is to accept me siiuauuii, lu itiimjiific umi use of whisky has .taken something out of you. Then, having frankly faced the situation, proceed to'train yourself mentally and physically. Train Train your self-control, 'your poise, and your calm deliberative judg ment. " -. ' ' Yorf should be .able to make your crippled machinery more ..effective than It was when at its best. That is Just exactly what the wise, normal man does when ha feels that from age her has lost some of his pep. snap, initiative, ana endurance. He sets out to train his judgment, wis dom. Belf-control, shredness to-- off set his losses. So there is-nothing new or novel about the proposition, po not over- OX Troubles of Our Traffic. OmahaU Nov. 21. To the Editor of The Bee: Sim e the "100f traffic cops are on the job, it might not be amiss to call ajtention to a few per sonal observations of motor traffic in Omaha. . . i I notice that it is practically im posslblo to find lurking space in the business section. ' I understand that most of -. the curs are parked by business men early in the morning, who let them remain there till even ing. True, certala districts have re strictlons. but the man or woman who drives down town to do a little business or shopping plays theame of "pussy wants a corner" all over town and sure j;ives the traffic cops a run for thei; money - chafng around to find a corner for his "flivver." Perhaps half of this need less stream of ears could bo stilled If tho "all-day parkers" would cease rreempting the istreetn. Perhaps the storekeepers would appreciate the favor also that the shoppers would have a chance to get in gunshot of their stores. ' - I notice maf.y street garages In Omaha, especially in narrow streets i few for indtunce -on Twentieth just south of Harney ,i where automo biles clutter both -"ides or tne sireeei; down by the Flat Iron building; on Jones, west of Drake Court: out on West Farnam; the Blaekstone; west of the Boulevard on Harney, in fact, around most all apartment houses, etc. You will find them there for all dav or night stand, and .if you can squeeze through "knock wood," you are a Barney Oldfleld. Again I question the right or gar- Np.ges or automobile companies mak- 11. g lilt? lCt?t tl. aiK-3 j-iag a vim cars, or for a salesroom,,, especially on streets hatintr street i car lines, like Twenty-fourth street, where if there be a car parked by the curb all moving -cars are compelled ' to take the street ear 'racks to pass by. Just drive down Twenty-fourth some time the dodging itarU right oft Karnam gets worse - Just south of Leave pWorth and you AVe sure to find a wrecking car Just south of Vinton. ' ' The danger of driving is not alone look the advantage df keeping phy sically fit, as well. Eyes night! V People- who 'have glass eyes should throw stony staces. Car toons Magazine. , ' ADVERTISEMENT FIX STOMACH RIGHT UP "Pape's Diapepsin" at once ends Indigestion, Cases, Sourness Acidity , You don't want a slow remedy when yeur stomach is bad or an ncertain one or a . harmful - one your stomach is too valuable; you mustn't injure it with drastic drugs. When your meals don t ht and ou feel -uncomfortable, when you elch gases, acids or raise' sour, un digested food. When you feel lumps of indigestion 'painT "heart burn or headache, from acidity, just eat a tablet of Papers Diapepsin and the stomach distress is gone. Millions of people know the magic of Pape's Diapepsin as an antacid. They know that indigestion and dis ordered stomach are so needless. The relief conies quickly, ho dis appointment, and they cost so little, too. ' , i Only Through Florida Train via Nashville, Chattanooga (Lookout Mountain) and At lanta. A trip over historical and scenic ground (that can not be equaled. ' ' ' Leave Chicago (Dearborn Station) 9;05 p.m. Arrive i Jacksonville 8:25 a.m. (second mornj ng) ' ' ' '.- . '-'! The service today over this famous route is better than ever. Use the lj"FO '. (Chicoto & Eattera Illinois Railroad) The Dixie Flyer equipment includes roomy observation sleeping cars ideal for sight seeing drawing-room sleepers, -coaches and dining car serving all meals. F$r RistrvMtitnt Addrtn " s , ''." '' W. E. CALLENDER, Division Passenger Aea( , 112 West Adaaa Slraet. Chieaie, ni. . 1Y a-3J,.. I Phone Douglas 2793 WeWaiapiifarOffiu PRINTING COMPANY umuans Ktuiay " fljl onKtmmvm 9 traF COMMERCIAL PRINTERS LITHOGRAPHERS STEEl&IE EMBOSSERS lOOSCUAf OK VICES from fast moving cars, but also from parked, hidden way unlimited cars all along the way, cspocl'Ulyat nlKht, which compel tho river to twist and turn in and out. 'taking chances of Hllppery rails, rough cobble atones; IioImi in tint lmv.Miitmt nnd near col- rlislons with tttmt cjirs. end other cars ana pcdeMrt.uiH us wen. Itemove these parasites and the trattlo will flow easier, with nore tiafetyv x Hero's hoping that tho one-eyod flivvers will have their sight fully restored, but honestly, I can not see. much results yet, aa I only ooun(;d 18 runnlna- around town onq.nltfht twd five without any eyes, and lost count entirely- of those ruling to show the danger nlgnal behind. Believing tha Mr. Riiifrer put those cement warts on tfio strvet for all tralllc to go ?y on th right side I try to do ao, but I notice about every time I go down Farnam soma car with a - I) r the license num. . ber sails by straight down the street I know he can get by all the cars ' ahaad of him that way, but whether he has a special permit to do so or I no". I do not know. Again, l would say that around twenty cars daily pass me by on the wrong side and I meet about the en me number com ing on the wrong aid of tho street cr that turn in the middle of the block, and the same number who pay no attention to my turning sig nals. All in all. It makes the life ot an nutolst in Omaha one long wild day of flirtation with the old mnn of the scythe. U s a glorious life if you don't 'weaken, and nfter putting in a post gradu.itc course .Omnhu 1 believe if there's any automrdillo In Hades old Nick will surely nav ni Omaha man for his prlvntu chauffer. ' ' ' A CAR DKIVEK. 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