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Heart Secrets of a
Fortune
- By RACHEL MACK.
It Can't B Done. ' j
She couldn't have been quite"T8,
I decided when she opened the door
and stepped in. Just the sort that
makes you think of a. High school
diploma, tied with blue ribbon, and
a white organdie dress trimmed with
ruffles and a baby sash.
"Dearie," I welcomes, observin'
the blond " curls and the , sky-blue
' ye. "yu .don't mean to say you've
'got a worryT if ..
. "Yes," she says, Jookin shy and
conscious all at 'once. "There's
something very serious , on my
mind." '".
"Really !" I exclaims. 'Appear
ances are so decievin' at fames I ' It
doesn't concern the Polish situation
or the league of nations, does it?"
"Oh, no," she murmurs, "It is not
that kind of a worryl It's about
love; I believe Yvt met my fate."
. "Ahl" Isays. 'Inside informa
tion. And how dp I iet in on 4he
big secret? 'Are you feekin'.profcs
sional'advice?" . '
"I am," she answers, "although. I
. feel dreadfullyi Ruilty in doing it.
You see Bobby has sworn to reform
for my sake. He's going to quit all
his wild ways." ; , ... ii(
"And be good for everand ever!
I interrupts, "so he will be wormy
of the "dearest little girl in - the
world?" That's the idea isn't it?"
"Yes,", she nods, "that's exactly
what he says. Of course I don't
doubt him not for one-half se'eond,.
but .
She hesitates, so I remark with
Understanding: "Certainly There's
nothintr like a bird's eve view of
year-after-next, prior to takm' the
fatal J step..? Let's, hear more about
the happy romance," , . , ...
."Bobby and I have known each
other five whole montns, , sne says.
JHc's a perfect , dear, but people in
sist on calling him a rounder. I
suppose
means?"
suppose yon . know what that
leans? ... ,:,
"Well. I couldn't give Mr. Web
ster's exact definition," I answers.,
"but I know a .few choice synp
i nyms:" High flyer, bum skat, man
about town, top. notcher, fly. kid I
Anyway, dearie, I grasp the situa
tion. .'. Proceed with the story." t
"There's very little, to tell." she
Bobby says he's?. .iuitel
fascinated with i me, and ' promises
he will be a perfect ngel for the
rest of his life if I will marry hfiSj."
. "Swears he'll cut the gay boys
and the ; best cellars." I venture,
"not .to mention the little blond in
You Can Always Find Trouble If
You Look Long Enough.;
Dear Son: Your uncle, Abner
Pettingill, made us a visit last week.
Abe's a nice fello only he's got too
many braines. Pooch Frisbee says
is head s so crowded "with em it
.' makes it kind of hard fer his
thoughts to get around. He's
suposed to be a mechanikal genyus
but as some writer once wrote,
. VGenyus is nothin but an infinite ca
pacity fer i givin a pain." An he
warnt far wrong at that.
Abner has spent til his life an
most of his wifes money enventin
useful things that nobody's ever
used. When I heard he, was comin
(. hid all the clocks an the washin
-machine an suchlike in the barn.
; lie's only dangerous when he gets
fiald of something; to improve.. ; Of
rtSrse I ought never to have gone
jtfcpwn to the stashuit to. meet him in
. -tbt auto. I dpn't spose it made
much difrence at that,.. tHough. If
I'd borrowed a hoss He'd have had
that apart before we got home.
The minit we got in the. car -Ab
cocked his head like a fox terrier
when yon scratch the under side of
your chair.. ,
'What's that tickin' noise?", says
he. - - ;' n - , .
' -"There aim no tickin noise," says
' I. "Shes runnin sweet as a nut." ,
"Sounds tc me like your brushes
was dry," says he. " i'
1 . "What do you think this is?" says
I in fun, a street sweeper?" .But I
had a feelin of impendin calamity.
,; When hegot to the barn be dldnt
even wait to go in;an say.r'Howdy"
to your muther which would have
guve jne a chance to leave the ma
chine with some, naybor till after he'd
. went. He jumped out an started to
climb under the hoodwith his store
clothes on.' f ; r
; .','You leave tha car alone," says
J Verjt firmly. , "Its runnin accord
in to directions and dont call fer no
, munkeyin." t - -r"I
aint goinrfer to munkey," says
he from nd.er' the hood. ;'You dont
want to run with a dry brush do
you?" ' ' ' . ' :,
So sayin be pulls a screw, driver
outen his pocket an begins to' take
-, apart the tin box with ill the lectri-
cat doodabs in it. As' fast as he
"ifot part out he'd lay it on the
, ruHnui Jioard an go ilown f er - )an-
other like a pt&H diver. . - V
- Ab NThought He Was . fn Auto
; -rv. -; Coroner. .',..
'Pretty soon he started hummin a
Jittle" tune to -hisseR. The neerr
be came, to makia confetty out. of
that engine the happier it made him.
Every few minita he'd come up fer
air all smiles- with' a, piece m his
hand and say, There's your old
armature." or "There's your old tor
que.' It mde me . feel sad, like
- lookin on the autopsy of a fan
; ily hound whats ate some kind of
poison." V . ";'-- . '
' "Then bimby her straightens up an
scratches his headwith the. screw
driver. "FunnV"says he.. . :Thc
brushes seems all ght. lYour
'' sparks weak, though.- I think it's
your secondary cirkit;" I guess it's
lucky'1 1 took it down."
It struck meliow it would be a
;ot luckier if he put it together again
mn I I9VC SO. -i i
"I dont believe in' munkeyin with
- things ' wnats runnin , all right,
"Runnin all rightr' says he.
"Would you say yon was runnin all
'right i your blood was flowm
I couldnt see Kewlhat had nothin
to do with it so. Ab JPiiHed out
piece of blue pencil ana drew a sc
rhirt all Aver the new painted barn
door showin how an auto was uit
like a human bein.- .Tw earberater.
says he, was the heart, and the calces
-tht lungs and the lectric wires the
veins, an te ftllo atvthebeer the
brains.
It wis all very nice but-as I s'ays
Teller
toxicant -Ad Ihe brunette wreckinM
crew? Sweepin reform, .dearie!
"Yes, un't it" she enthuses as in
nocent as a. baby that's just been
promised the moon..- "I think he's
a wonder to be willing to give up
so much for my salce."
"What's the family . altitude,
dearie? Any conscientious objectors
to .the ceremony?" j
ife,. indeed," I she exclaims.
"Father is dreadfully t disagreeable
about iV He's very critical of poor
Bobby, and says he'll give me a .trip
abroad if I'll promise never to see
him again." ," '4 -
"Would it break your heart, girliei
to call the game off?" s ;
"No," she admits. ."Tift not hope
lessly in love, buf.it's inspiring to
know that. I'Tiave such influence for
good over dear Bobby. 'pit's really r
my duty to marry hnn, , don 1 7 you
think?" : ;'- .
"Dearie," I says, "do yoirwant my
opinion ot this reformin' stunt
you're, planning to demonstrate?"
She nods her curls and gives me
leave. '' - . . .. .
!Well,',girlie4 here's the whole an
swer, in a. sentence:'- It can t he
done." - '
Why do you say that?" she asks,
lookin' like a worried infant that's
tryin' to keep youlrom snatching its.
candy. ..
"I say it because I've got the dope
and the statistics," I, answers. "A
few sweet promises mayhold him for
a while, put it's not the sterna! cure.
Hes sure to break but asairi, sooner
or later.? He'll, knock his little halo
crooked after you've gone to no end
of trouble to fas;en"itto his manly
brow," and he's likely "to. Scorch his
wings till they look like fca' feather
.duster aftefvhousccleanii W.eek. Io,
idearie, tajr it from me, you cnt
matte a' wpoly lamb out of a black
sjieepl" 5 v
i "Do you mean o imply, she asks,"
"'that lots of girls -try to reform menl
and fail?
i' VSurelyl" I says "It's as common
.as slush itr February. . Any nice
young, burglar, 'who v' falls in love
swears to his cautious lady friend
thai hes cracked his last safe. And
f he believes hfm, just like the sweet
youpg thing In the conservatory who
hears the same Bid campaign pledge
whispered to the tune of a farawajrl
the stage setting. It's the sarrit old
plot. Understand?" -I
Shei's having an awful shake-up,
but she manages to 'put one more
anxious query actoss. "Then it's al-
Letters From Home
I still couldn't see the sense in rnun
keyin with a thing iwlien it were
runnin pretty. A. man wouldnt have
hisself operated, frinstance, if he was
all OK. .
Abner allowed he wasn't so sure
about, that. He had an idear the
What's: that Tickin Noise?" Says
:"- -v He.
t'me was comin when a,, man would
go to the hospittle every vspring, the
way a machine went to 'the repair
shop. An jrfiere he'd be 'opened tip
an taken apart an put in shape 'fer
Another year. It seems. to me if the
docts. were goin to open shut a
fello any more; 'than - they're doin
now it would be easier all-round to
have buttons put on bpt that aint
there no here. , V- ' ;
Well anyway the long an short
of it was Abner started in to find
something the matter with the wirin.
The fact that there wasnt nothin
wrong, with it didn't bother him none.
He says there wasnt nothiu he.'jiked
better than lookin for: trouble Sfi I
allowed be was on a fair, road "to
t'inHin 11 s'nnn as T orit tnvsplf wnrlfprl
up a mite more. But je just started"
fiummin and puKin the wires like a
fello in the vawdeville, show .that
plays the bells. , C
Ab's Idea of Saving Trouble.'
At last he got hold of ,a wire that
didnt have as much perseverance as
the others an pulled it right out of
the socket. '.
;Aha." says be. "Lucky I located
that .If I hadnt broken it it might
have busted on the road som.e. day
an 'then you'd have been, in a nice
.fix.":-,. . .; I '.' :
. ' I . cguldnt see how I'd be much
worse off bjistiri one' or two things
oiv the road than smashin the whole
bloomin contrpshun in the barn. But
there wasnt no stoppin Abner short
of a length of pipin an knew I
couldn't put .thi machhine together
so I didnt start no argymenf
Well sir, about- the time, your
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Ways hopeless to marry one of the
black sheep kind?" ' I :
"Well, dearie," I 'explain, "some
body's got to do it. But -why not
leave it to the skirts who know the
ropes ?.- Leave it to the dames who
can forgive the" prodigal son; semi"
annually without fillin the . atmos
phere with sobs and reproached
That's my advice."
"I'm afraid," she says, wiping her
'eyes and lookin' very sorrowful,
"that I'm not one of the forgiving'
kind. If Bobby should ever, ever
break his promise it 'would, be Jhe
end between us." . Si,
"Sure, girlie," I says, "I know your '
type; from A to Z. That's why I'm ,
so strong on the warning note.. Run.,;
along home now and v tell father
you're ready to take him up on that
- Made Father
mother called us fer dinner that
bloomin fool . had about everythin
off ceptin the buttons On the seats,
r had to go over to Ivydale on
businis in the afternoon so I bor-
towed a rig and left Abner to do
the best he could fittin the thing
together again. )
I got back about sundown an
when I looked in the barfl there
was Ab sittin An the middehof . the
wreckage takin apart the washin
machine that he'd found. When he
saw he looks up and says, "I found
the tick, Amos, an it warnt in your
brushes at all. It were a piece of
rope that had got caught in one of
your front spokes."
I aint seen him since and your
muther says it wasnt Christian to
talk to your "-own' flesh and blood
like that no matter what- they'd
done. Thehired manv swept up the
barn an out all the sweepings in
l bags, an took era over to Zak Fitch's
the plummer, to see' if he s smart
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She's not lookin' entirely satisfied,
so I try the sure cure treatment.
-"And " give yourself about three
weeks to forget Bobby entirely," I
says, putting on my most mysterious
air "because, on peering into the fu
ture," I seem to see another young
man a regular prince I And he's
wearin' aTsubstantial halo of his own
make that s as becomin' as a .$20
-Stetson." ,. .
Well, of course, the prince was
rather a product of the imagination.
But just the same, if that little girl
has the patience and the foresight
I've got a pretty good hunch that
she'll find himl ; -
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to Son
the washin machine an the auto
all mixed in together. As I tell
yoursmuther, though, if Zak knows
anything about his bisnis at all at
least he ought to be able to make
a ford. .".
Now that lection's over here aint
much excitement to tell of. ' Sally
plunkett and her little girl has been
down to Mtf!l Springs and Back fer
a week with the hoopin cough. The
cow had a good calf last week an
the hired man a bad cold.' Other
wise I must close.
Yours respectably, '
"AMOS. H. AMESBY,
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P. S. Zak Fitch just came over to
say that he'd got the washin machine
anid y the auto together all right an
had a bag of spare parts left over.
So 1 came out to the good after all.
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Missing Dresser Mystery Unravelled
When Son Visits at Home of Mother
One young Omaha couple did not
have to go to a movie to see a com
edy mystery enacted. They had one
right at home with enough coinci
dences thrown in to cause the most
radical of scenario editors to remark,'
"It's too exaggerated.)'
The young:, couple flat dwellers,
returned to their home one night re
cently seeking repose and comfort
after a wearisome day of toil. Some
pi the agencies of comfort fay, in the
family dresser, and thither the young
matron hied herself. The dresser was
gone. Disappeared in . broad day
Flight! - .. , '
; The police were not called. The
mystery was . too uncanny to be
solved by public hirelings, so they
decided to sleuth for themselves. On
the following evening they paid a
visit to the husband's parents in Ben
son.' , ' - -
. His mother had a bargain to ex
hibit. She had bought it from a second-hand
furniture dealer that day
on North Twenty-fourth street
When the couple saw thebargain
they registered surprise and conster
nation. ; It was their dresser.
A trip to the furniture dealer start
ed (tie unraveling of Jhe.mystery. He
had bartered for a dresser in the
same flat where resided the young
couple. The apartments of that place
can be identified only by theiroceu
pants and daily callers. ;
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Arrangement With Life
went so many flights up, took a cer
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stopped at a certain door and at .a
stipulated place he found the dress
er. Finding no one there, he and
his satellites removed he. dresser.
Illinois School Girl ; : j -'
'Would Be Snake Charmer
Carlinville, 111., Nov 19. Louise
Graham is 16 years of age Snd pretty
and well up in her studies at school.
. But Louise haS: a panchant for
snake charming, and every time a
carnival would leave the town si
multaneously the; girl would forsake
her family fireside.- . . s :
K Invariably the" girl would find her
self stranded in the next town. But
she stubbornly annoflnced tier inten
tions of repeating yier performance
until the day. she' became one of the
beautiful women ;- who ..handle the
reptilian monsters. t :
Authorities took Louise in custody
and decided to .send. her to the train
ing school at Geneva. r They, have
the word of 'ocal Bose-rouge special
ists that snaks"Thaven't been there
since the days. 'when the Volstead act
was merely a discredited rumor.
The clothes'; worn in the 1860 pe
riod of "Milestones," filmed byGold
wyn were copied 5 from pictures in
old copies of the London Illustrated
News. , and made" in the-dressmaking
shops at the Goldwy.n studios.
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By JAMES J.
As Mr. Flautus or Dr. Marcus
Aureliua. or Col. William J. Bryan
ence.. observed, one man's v filet
tmgnon is another man's cyanide of
totassium. Also, as, Euclid tells us
(we are sure of our authority, this
time), the converse is also true,
The Volstead act has been bad for
the bartender, and is execrated by
the gentleman who once knew the
exact height of the brass rail,, but t
is putting snappy clothes and ad
vanced ties on the boys who used
to sit in frdnt of the .livery stable
and wish there was some way to
make a living without working for
it ; , ;f-. ',
LooM at Jake, for an eSsAmpJe.
For 10 years Jake had, no trade of
profession but . that of husband to
an energetic laundress. After five
years of wedded life Jake's fondness
for ease, got on the nerves of the
lady and the became a -niggardly
paymaster.-
Jake got a quarter for delivering
the wash. Also he got his board..
His taste for raimeftt, as" prices
advanced, could no longer , be in
dulged. By and by, he fell into a
aort of coma, and stopped manicur
ing his finger nails. He dressed in
bammed cr borrowed clothes, and
became difficult to look at. 1 1
: But all that is changed.' Jake is
apparelled as the lilies of the field.
He has at least three hats, all of
them snappy. Seldom does he ap
pear twice jn tl'.e same necktie. If
he were, allowed on Main street in
h:s new winter, overcoat he would
bU ck 'traffic
And all because the 18th amend
ment introduced' by Mr. ; yolstead,;
member; oix congress v from Minne
sota, was passed by the senate and
house, '.and' ratified Jby the legis
lators .,oi three-quarters of ' the
United States of America. ' '. "
In the day time Jake ..may' be
found in frontof the livery stable
where he meets clients by appoint
ment. '. ; v.-' . . . .
At dewey eve he hurries away in
a new fliver to parts unknown..,
Through the night he makes de
liveries previously arranged for.
"Supply and Demand.- -'
For thjtse deliveries he gets frore
$15 to $25 a quart, according not tc
the quality of the quarts, but to the
necessities of his customers. .. .
Where he gets it is his secret. But
get it he does, and it is not home
made liquor, either It is all corked
and sealed and labelled and bonded,
and, judging by what happens in the
cozy little homes of our village, it
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the wnrk'as well as it ever did.
1 sometimes think that the police
suspect that all is not righ,t with
Jake, and three or four of the young
ersmarried set who can be seen by
appointment in the afternoons. .
-sBut.if they have fallowed him by ,
night they have neflr caught him.
NeitheT have they apprehended any
of his fellow merchants.
The, drinking, classes in our vil-
fage 'no longer, takes trips to Cana
da whenever they are nervously ex
hausted. "Tftey don't need to.
; Jake and the others save them th
troublci , a
, The bins thafl have seen are all
well stocked.. The stars on the Hen
nessy and the Haig and Haig are"is
the stars cm the Milky Way of a
clear winter night The makings f(
all the various forms of nectar -in the.
Bartender's Guide are in the posses
sion, of my neighbors. Why and
wherefore nobody knows, and no
body teems to care.,
New Aristocracy of Wealth. f
The' boys that used to run the
places along Main street where com
muteers, , homing on the six-three,
were frequently detained on busi
ness in the old days, have all of them
gone into other line, of endeavor.
Some of them, are grocers. Others
are capitalists. One has become a
butler, and a good one. ;
The trade has passed out of their
hands, and into he, formerly soiled ,
ones of the village .ne'er '.do wella
likp Jflkc. " "
These are rapidly becoming ' our
moneyed class. Aside from clothes
such as would have made Solomon
in all his glory ask them the names
and addmsv of theft haberdashers,
they' have cars.motor bos, Boston
terriers, and, are trying to get into
some of the" golf clubs now being
superimposed op the unsaleable real
estate in the'yicinity. -
Two of them have bought pool
rooms. Another tells Cuban lot
tery tickets on t the side.
T Tiaven't hpard that anv of them
fare on, the waiting-list of any of the
fashionable churches, but I should
riot be surprised if this were true.
, I don't: know what the amoral
of this story is. But it is plain that
for a young man who is rapidly
going to the bad financially, and is
disinclined to do any of the work
which .is the only salvation from
Such a condition, the Volstead act
has been one of the greatest boons
that ha&'ever been devised.
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