I 4 D THE OMAHA , SUNDAY ,ffEE: NOVEMBER 21, 1920. I ft I 8 4 if 11 I r 1 if III ThlOmaha Bee DA&Y (MORNING) BTVENINO SUNDAY THE BIB NELSON PUBLISHING & UPD1KS. COM PANT. Pu blither. MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PKE&S the AwarlMei fnm, at eiDefe TMIhIii mernet, M eltulmi aniitM 10 Ibt aaa lot peMteetlaa ot ell mm SUpaleMe eradlted M II M Miitrwln erxlit4 la tali ited to II t e euiarwtae erxlit4 la Piia pic, aa eiae tat tntl am rwilned eawln. All rtaaU oaallceUoa at wit tMCiil aUDMOBM are ftitC BEE TELEPHONES Private Breach foahiuie. Air tut Twl 1 AAA ibe Dwuumm or Pwmb I'ltM' 1 Jio WV For Nikl Calle After IS P. M.I Rditertai DeMrtaumt .. ,- jLChwrtlalrif ntubwl .-. trier 1MWL OFFICES OF THE BEE Main Office; Irth en ramen Coaadl Bluflk 19 Santt St I Souie Wot till II St Out-el-Towa Offices! Krm Tcrt ; IN PMtft Am Wuhlnitoa Mil O Bt I'hlceao Sunt Bid. I P.rii France ttt Bo St. Honor jThe Beefs Platform 1. New Uaiea Piituftr Station, 2. Continued improvement of Ins Ne braska Hifkwaye, including the pave ment of Main . Thoroughfares leading into Omaha with a Brick Surfaee. 3. A short, lew-rate Waterway f'oae tha . Cora Bait to tha Atlaatia Ocean. , :L - 4. Homa Rule Charter tot Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. - THANK COD FOR THE DRAMA LEAGUE. The American stage, so far as the serious purpose of the drama is concerned, is now in a parlous it ate. It is devoted to entertainment only, unless it be that students of anatomy may go to the theater now and Ihen for some ob servations. That entertainment has, taken on almost the exclusive form of frivolous dancing, inane comedy and sublimated buffonery. Mel odies cribbed from Bach, Beethoven, Verdi and other of the great composers are done over into jazz, ayncopstfonsor otherwise distorted from their great intent and made to grace a holiday for "Tin-Pan Alley," or to parade in the train of America's matter of music, harmony, com edy and literature, who celebrate the Fourth of July, the0ld flag and Providence, RY I., in turn. Aroupd these wave the clad; half-clad or unclad underpinnings of coryphees, ' sprites, nymphs and the like, interpreting the move' wients of the "composition", with steps- or gyra tions as the perfervid imagination of the im presario or stage director may require , "AH of thete underpinnings are not the sort that at tract; some, of them were far better left W the imagination; but many things must be supported in the name of Art ; If one wants dramatic action, one must go to the movies, there to see shadows pursue one another acrots a screen, deftly done and ex peditiously projected, carrying the story of the play swiftly along from start to finish1, but without a spoken word, the shadows sustained by , suggestive . subtitles emanating j from a "smart" mind, whose bent is for the flippant rather than an inclination to be helpful to the observer. ; YY V -! .,' '' Turn where yon will, th darkness of .Indif ference and neglect surrounds fhe drama, with only one ray of light penetrating the gloom. sThe Drama League of America, hopefully, op timistie and seriously devoted to the" preserva tion of the best in. art and literature of the stage, gives its attention to the work it' has undertaken with a zeal that must bear a rich harvest when the time is ripe. It is unthinfc4 able that the American people will forever main tain their present attitude of levity towards the theater. "v.-Th Bee likes to think that in due season the "stage will see a revival ;f interest, its great educational work ""renewed, ' and its legitimate' function resumed with' a chastened but faithful following. If that time does come, it will be .because the Drama League, like the Wise VirginKhas kept the lamps trimmed and burning. . - .' ' ' . ' Y Here in Omaha a group of intellectual women, with the association of a few men, have set the work of the Drama League on a high plane. Its purpose : is nowhere, better exem plified, and some day, when the present craie for the Unworthy has passed, and the curtain will again be raised to disclose"" a play really worth while, the managers and the' actors alike will solemnly but enthusiastically ejaculate, "Thank God for the Drama UUef , Pity the Poof Gold Mint Cramer. The youthful dentist who remarked that' it was strange, but that gold uied In filling teeth had not gone up in price was not amazed that yardsticks still contain 36 inches,: yet the prin ciple back of these two things, is exactly the same. , Goty u a standard for measuring value just as a qtiarf Cup , is .designed to measure liquids. N H-:-'-:'. .. When prices are high, gold dollars will not buy as much as when prices are low, which is only another way of saying that a scarcity of gold means low prices and an abundance of gold means high prices. These facts, which are apparent enough, are totally disregarded in what is known as the McFadden' bill, which proposes to 'pay the gold mining , companies a bonus of $10 an ounce for all fold produced, and tax the people to pay the subsidies. It is said that the expense, of digging gold is now. 'greater in many instances than the value of the product. In the Black Hills and other fields, mining has been prostrated. Advocates of the bonus bill say that, inasmuch as the price of everything else has gone up, the gov ernment ought, m fairness- to the miners, fix a higher price for gold. As. well might it be argued to increase" the number of bqns in a dozen to fifteen in order to increase the food supply.- - The price In American money of an ounce of gold is determined by the number of dollars that can be made from an ounce. .To pay, more than $20.67 for an ounce of Virgin gold would t be to give more than an ounce of gold in coins for an ounce of gold in bulk. If gold is too cheap to pay . for mining it, the sensible thing to do is to cut production until there" is more demand for it, which means to wait until prices fall sufficiently to indicate there is a scarcity of tfte precious metal "'; "Master Minda" and Crime. Y MucV.ia heard, in' stories :of spectacular crimes of a "Master Mind," a genius of the un derworld, cleverer than ordinary men, and im mensely superior to the officers, of the law. In the movies and. in' other works of fiction this : type ' is ? often found,' but existsmuch mort ' seldom' X ver. In actual life. ; ' Honest citizens today are able to laugh to scorn the bungling work of the mail far robbers who. with millions in their grat, were tumble avuid detection. ; Scarcely any. newspaper f ' '.;' " 0 -- reader, man or woman, does not feel that' he could have done the deed more cleverly than its actual perpetrators. Mail pouches were strewn about the coun tryside and tossed ipto a lake; thousands of dollars' worth of securities were burned in a kitchen stove, with charred fragments and metal clips left to tell the tale; a fortune in bank notes was heaped up in a chicken coop and then the detectives stepped in. " If there was any "master mind" in this case, it is now in a cell. Much praise, of course, 'is due the officers who have dealt so promptly with the railway mail mystery, but nothing but contempt is called up for the abilities of the criminals. It doesn't take a very bright man to go wrong; it doesn't require any high mental ability to realize that honesty is still the best policy, and clever criminals exist mainly in fiction' because most people of intelligence rec ognize' that both on the side of physical welfare and on that of peace of mind, it is better to work for a living than to attempt to steal it What Is a "Novel?". Omaha has just had the pleasure that is a few of Omaha's thoughtful of listening to a celebrated English literary light on the subject of "The NoveL" The gentleman expressed him self as not being well prepared to lecture on the topic, and thoroughly justified his apology if the fragmentary accounts of his talk appear ing in public print fairly speak his views. He dismissed a very large portiop of the literary output of the ages- by stating that a book writ ten to disseminate propaganda is not art per haps not, but when one recalls what an influ ence some such works have had on the destiny of the human race, the question automatically comes up, "If this is true, is art really worth while?" vTake Dickcni, for example, whose every work is a protest against something that was wrong in the England of his time; or Har riet Beecher Stowe's one masterpiece, "Uncle Tom's Cabin," as powerful an agent in the ar gument against human slavery as came from any pen. These were clearly propaganda, , but none the less read and enjoyed because their message dealt directly with affairs of mankind. We may accept his estimate of Bennett and Wells, and a considerable group of their ilk, but why he does not give some place to Sir Gilbert Parker, whose "Right of Way" stands pre-eminent in the list of modern fiction; to A. T. Quiller-Couch, whose "Ship of Stars" still ihlnes luminously even through the fog created by the GatswbrthyS, Conrads and others who have followed, or Zangwill, whose "Mantle of Eli jah" is the only recent work comparable to George Elliott's "Daniel Deronda?" ; ", In listing Jalk; .London, Fratk "Norris and Theodore Dreiser as the "true exponents of American life, our visiting brother shows a lack of knowledge of American ways and manners that will disappear after he has come to know the people a little better.' He will then discover that neither of -these has touched on the true America any closer, than do the flabby yarns of Mrs. E. D- E., N. South worth or .the ovcr- spiced relations, of Robert E. vChamberi. Mark Twain Jus ''weir placed in his catalogue, but we wonderfif he ever heard of Howells, of Hamlin Garland, Bret Harte, George W." Cable, or any one of a long list of American writers .who really have placed something of American life, sectional, perhaps, but truly drawn and without exaggeration, into American fiction? We hope that Mr. George' will remain in America for some time, several weeks if need be, and learn alt about us. V Y Art for Life's Sake. On the artistic side America has not been developed so fully as might be wished. Ap preciation of the beautiful for beauty's sake only is so scant that comparatively few would break into the routine of everyday life for a visit to I gallery filled with the most splendid pictures, the effect being that with sO little encourage ment for art, we are equally backward in pro ducing meritorious "works. . ' Y It is in realization of this barrenness of the spirit that the public schools are now devoting more care and time toward development of the instinct for the beautiful. During' the period of -'the teachers' convention in Omaha an ex hibit of the poster and craft work of the pupils of Omaha " was held in the city hall. Enough of It yet remains on the walls and in the cabi nets to show the fine progress that has , been made. Whether in picture or toy the presence of good taste is evident. From kindergagten to the'topmost grade the 'children have contributed to this., showing. :f A series- of posters illustrating the coming of the pilgrims combines an interest in history with artistic ' effort. The meanest article of household life, cast-off coffee cans, with a coat of lacquer and a stenciled design, take on a practical and attractive quality.' v With equal craft pretty bowls for growing bulbs are pro duced. Candy boxes, with the use of an added integument of colored paper become pleasing containers for childish treasures. Knowledge of household decoration is encouraged by the creation of quaint indoor sets, wherein paste board walls are decorated, with curtained 'win dows, carefully arranged furniture, and perhaps a figure of Goldilocks or Little Red Riding Hood to link it to play. Y . ' Y' . The result of this- emphasis of art ih daily periods in the public schools? Beyond these apparent gains stands another perhaps more im portant Not all the children, nor any consid erable number of them, will become artists or decorators-. From creation of these toys and trinkets they come to a wider interest and ap preciation of the masterpieces of art At the museum on the top floor of the public library it is said that as. many children as adults come to view the pictures. They are learning to make the love of the beautiful a pact of their lives-, giving promise of a greater stimulation to a part of life that has been too much neglected, and crowding out interests and diversions less worthy or healthful. ' ' The Milwaukee lmiseura which has placed two bottles of real beer on exhibition ought to request police protection against highjackers. Y VY-.' - - - If Comiskey gets "Ty" Cobb he will have as good a fielder as Joe Jackson, and one who it' on the square. m J Y, Douglas county juries at times do not set a very high value on human life. " Get 'in on sThe, Bee's Free Shoe. fund. It is open to everybody. Y Iudian summer is doing fairly well here.' A Line 0' Type or Two Hew te tha 'Una, Ut tha quia fall whara thay may. WOOD-SPRITES. " . Old books reveal that tha deep woods near Treves' . ;..- Long challenged Christ and were tha water mark Beyond which no bold bishop might embark; Diana's follower there sought to brave Tha Syrian Cult Beneath their secret nava Of moss-stained oaks, 'till days of Joan of Arc, They flashed like fireflies In the early dark, . Or sunlit rocks against a amllelesa. wave. , Along the Chinese rivers travelers tell How tha wind-worn, time-twisted trees are spared, Since in their branches ancient splrlts dwell; As in the grove about, my house seems snared Some pagan prolestant who makes renew Each starry night my worshiping of you. . PETKARCHINO. THERE is to be a Carthaginian group at the Batik ball, and fear was expressed in Evanston that nudity might be connected with the group, Quoth our friend T. T.: "Well, aren't the ele phants to be nude, or are you going to make them wear their trunks f . AH. YES. ' Y " ? Y- Sir: I have recovered sufficiently to say that it was a dinged "solemn referendum" for us postmasters. , i f. M. A MAN asks the Legal Friend of the People, "Will you kindly publish whether or not it is illegal for second cousins to marry in the state of Illinois?". And the Friend replies, "No." Aw, go on and publish it There's no harm in telling him. - He Also Edits the Herald-Review. . . (From the Lone Rock, Wis., Herald-Review.) Having been appointed Marshall of Lone - s," Rock I want to warn all that all .laws which are violated hereafter will be an- ' ' forced. You all know the Automobile laws, such as driving faster than 15 miles per hour in the city limits, also having two headlights and a tail light, turning the cor ners on tha right 'and parking cars on the wrong side v of the street. If you have to pay a fine don't blame any one but your self. I have also had complaints about people throwing glass and refuse into the -streets and all the other refuse that should be destroyed into the alleys. Please help keep our town clean. Also small Toys must keep away from the railroad station as it is dangerous to them and a nuisance to the public. This notice has been s pub lished to warn you in the future so that : there will be no excuses, so don't make.lt necessary for me to do or say anything further. A. B- Miller. Marshal;. V "THE prohibition lid is on for good," chor tles Wayne B. Wheeler. Tut I tut! To para phrase the sea captain's remark to his mate, All we want from you, Mr, Wheeler, is prohibition, and damned little of that. - i . 'THIS IS THAT OF WHICH I SPOKE OF." Sir: Just received a "letter from the Oil Wells Supply Company, of Okmulgee, reading In part: "We wish you would advise us of whom you ordered those steel stamps on: or. - O. K. C. THE young lady winner of the University of trates this: "The store was full of the cries of different inhabitants from Persian kittens ' to solashinir goldfish." : And a young lady jour nalist at the. U. of I: begins: "Dead for a week with only a half-frozen, demented sister in the house, the police discovered today, . etc. y WHEN IRIS . SINGS! Y ; When Iris sings and sing she can i ' Her lines a pleasing grace possess; ; Her nimble feet are good to scan; ' All decorous her dainty dress., . . v. Who looks beholds such lovely things When iris sings. i ' '-- , . - When Iris sings and sing she should She haloes things worth haloing, ,. Things gentle, beautiful, and good. f ' t : Some homely, heartsome, holy .thing. ! , ,1 inly sense concordant strings -i -; ' . 1 - When Isis sings. v ' ;;Y--. Yv ' When Iris sings and may she long " The charm, meseems, to this is dU4 . Herself revealed in song by song, i Y ' Sweet souled, glad hearted, folk fond, true, And time to time new gladness springs -' - When Iris sings. ' ''A-.-eY'' . U ARIES. xd-IRIS. ..... -' . Muse of the Yeller Rose, ' j , ; , . ' Mistress of Verse and Prose,' ' ' , . How do you get that way? v , , , , Oft I've endeavored to write, . , Many a gag to indite, , (. . - But what a horriW sight v , , Was what I'd say! ' C ' : Pray, whisper in my ear, " ' ' I'll keep it mum, don't fear, .. -How do you get that way? HOW do you get that way? , Y h. k: w. x YOUNG GRIMES tells us that -he would like to share in the advantages of Better Speech weeks but does not know where to begin. We have started him Off with the word "February.1 If at the end of the week he 'can pronounce it Feb-ru-ary we shall give him the word "address." Y THE POWER OF SUGGESTION. . ' Sir: A oertain railroad announced on Its dining car menu that all drinking water served was from a celebrated Drin. and added that it was particularly efficacious in the treatment Of rheumatism and gout. A gouty guest, entering for breakfast ordered a certain lithla, and, the supply being exhausted, his attention was di rected to the aqua on tne tame, wnicn, me stew ard testified, had completely- cured his rheu matism. The train and sleeping car conductors. passing through, added their testimony to the miraculous cures accomplished oy tms water. All that trio this convert drank religiously and copiously and', our destination reached, had consumed so many decanters that an old waiter remarked: "If that baby drinks any more water his stomach will swear that he s taking in washing." On leaving the train our patient stated that his pain was gone, and he discarded his cane. But what I started to say was that on ttiis particular trip the car had failed to receive its regular supply irom "tne springs, maKing n necessary to substitute the ordinary tank water uiloivu l... v ub" u y ii ...... , , OLD TIMER. 1 "THE only, job I want under the new ad ministration," Says Don the Demon-Linotyosr, "is to have charge of the call money, i p " THE CHEERY MORTICIAN f ' . (From the Harveyvllle, Kan., Monitor.),' t The atmosphere of sympathy on the part : of a funeral director, does much to allay '. tha pain which the breaking of the' cord of . life -brings. It is this sympathy which we i endeavor to extend when we are called upon. . W. J. Betts. , . ; , THERE is a train due from Chitina and Kennecott tomorrow . afternoon." Cordova Times. Y- " ' - Now, there's a restful place. "v ' Throw Away Your Big Ben. V'-. Sir: A furniture An an in Ironwood, Mich., advertises "Bedroom furniture that makes it a pleasure to get up in the morning."' The Pull man Company has the same sort of furniture, but j it doesn't advertise it. . R. T. S.. : WEDDED, in Clay county, Illinois, Emma Pickle and Gay Gerking. A wedding gift from Mr. Heinz or Squire Dingee would not be amiss. , SIT. WTD. "Young married man with private family; I am an all around man." Trib-ad. u, So it would seem V INCLUDING THE DAM DOG. (From the St Joseph Herald-Press.) The Tom Green family of Benton Har- ' bor was on our streets a few days ago.. HAVE you received your tarpon from Mr. Harding? N. h. w. B. L. T. . r V. '-: Gratitude. '. .-. ,Y A clerk employed behind tne counter at a postoffice in the south of England recently rescued a young girl from drowning. In order to show their appreciation of the young man's bravery, local residents hav now decided to purctwr '' ' stamps ;t His po'tofl'vce Punch. London. , How to Keep Well By PR. W' a EVANS C QuMtioni cancarntnf hygiana, aaallatiaa aS pnvtnllOB ml diaaaaa. Submitted to Or. Evaoa by raadra of Tha Baa, will be aaawarad paraaoally, tukjact ta prapar llmltatioa, whara a tarn pad, addraand envtlopa la aadoaad. Dr. Evaaa will not maka diagaaaia ar praacriaa (ar Individual diaaaaaa. Aadrad lattara la cara ef Tha Bea. Copyright, 12. by Dr. W, A. Evaaa. ' SIGNS OF HEART DISEASE v Consumption has fallen from first to third place among fatal diseases. Heart disease has assumed tha lead ership. ; ; ( -,v , Has the time come to fight against heart disease? If so, how much ot the methods successful against con sumption can be used with advan tage against heart disease? One procedure that has been help ful in curbing consumption has been educating and interesting the public. Not every one has an intelligent un derstanding of consumption, but the public knowledge of the subject is infinitely better than it was-20 years ago. For one thing, the people know fairly well what symptoms cause consumption to be suspected and di agnosis to be sought We must get authorities. tainly be nannla T people who choma." 1. ' Mumps hazard. In as of little so. But life. the United . Mrs. O. like information to the public about heart disease. - y .A few months ago a book for tha public written by Dr. R. H. Bab- little boys try anything. cock appeared. Now another one appears, written by Dr. L. F. Bishop. Dr. Bishop gives three symptoms which should make a: man suspect that he has heart disease and that the time has Come to do something about it. - His three signboards pointing the and it helped used the four -of healthier finger of suspicion toward heart dis ease are difficult breathing, swelling of the feet and tenderness over the liver. He says the presence of these of a drop That does symptoms plainly Indicates a dieease of the heart which has progressed so far that the Individual cannot longer neglect himself with safety, but which can be readily compensated if the person concerned will take the necessary trouble. .- .. There are other causes that, bring about these symptoms, Just as there are other causes than consumption for cough and fever. Like consump hold his pened to-be tion, heart disease generally is -a chronic condition. In fact it is far more slowly, progressive than is the better known, lung disease. ...... . Y Most people who have -heart mur murs have been so affected for ftf or 20 or even more years. The three suspicious signs Indicated : above when they are. due to heart disease mean that the heart is beginning to break down under the overload. v Shortness of breath is a sign that the layman can recognize. So is swelling of the ankles. He may have tenderness over the -Jivr. While everyone knows what tenderness means, some do not know where tha Mumps and Trachoma. J. B. R. writes: "1. I was interest ed in reading your article on mumps. 1 You seem to suggest that nothing very serious happens from it Dur ing the war I was commanding 1.500 , Chinese (with the British forces). We had an epidemic .of mumps -amongst them and one of my of leers contracted the disease. He Nnt to j the hospital and after a time there returned to me to get his kit and go home. He was stone deaf. His hear ing was completely gope and would never retUrn. , Perhaps the disease was of a dlffesent kind han usually is contracted with- white ; people. "2.' Another disease - we had to. , ngm ana -guara against wnn tne .a BUSINESS officer who had to return to his home. He got this disease from the -r,,. Chinese. I don't know whether the foreign element in America is .likely to spread this disease here, and if its effect generally is known by the '', vBapE ' r BB iTTTTVTTTTT'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTyTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTrl Summary of the SCORE CARD ThU la mare-fa to ilea ait tot ot torn ot tha ttmma included in in Mormon Score Vartu On tAe score ears! tAe items are elaborated and it im mrrmntod for m reeenf of competition between eeoernl care. At pou compare them, you can record mil the retult as guide In making a decleton. A complete top of the Harmon Score Card will beurniehed upon requeet, 1 Ease of Riding ' ! a. 2Ss40M.P.H. 6. Any ipeed on rough road 2 Acceleration a. 19 to SS M. P. H. ' 6. IS to 4t M. P. H. . . 3 Deceleration . ' . a. 50 M. P. H. to dead atop ' t b. 40 M. P. H, to dead atop e. 30 M. P. H. to dead atop . ' 4 Slow Speed Operation in High Gear a. In traffic " . " . a. OnhUla ; f.i 5 High Speed Operation (If proapact dealrea and where law pennlta) "' a. Maximum on level itratch 6. Mailmuitt on bills . (In hlh) Jy . ' h Ease of Steering a.. On rough toad , J ' 6. In traffic 7 Convenience of All Controls i ' -; 8 Economy a. Gaaollaa ' b. Tires . , 9 Weight A . U Fully equipped for tourtaa . b. On all four wheele te determine perfection of balance . r,. , . s 10 Smoothness of Motor -1 Operation 11 Rigidity 12 Readability Gunsights Makes Presidency . Desirable. , In addition to the fat salary the occupant1 of the White House is not bothered about (he landlords rais ing his rent every 80 days. Los Angeles Times. Goes Without Saying. Col. F. W. Galbraith has been elected commander of the American Legion. From what state does he hall? How can you ask? From Ohio, of course. -Chicago News. If not, it would cer a terrible menace to the often wonder if mn. mp wear glasses here reaV know whether they have a disease similar to. if not actually, tra REPLY.' is regarded by all mil The World As showing th improvements of Mpxicfln fnnriitlnna T)a In Wiia,' ltary authorities as a considerable appendix is to be 'cut years back they would civilian life it is regarded consequence, and rightly out Dallas News. . Showing Consideration. i cases gO wrong in civilian 2. Trachoma is widely spread in A slight rate increase States. It has been here time is regarded an desirable, on the principle that it is always best to break the news as gently as possi ble. Washington Star. All Have Noticed It. ' Strangely disproportionate the number , of thosa whu claim credit for bringing prices down compared to the nurtber who acknowledge credit for sending them up. Kansas City Star. ; , ' Noeded In Politics. Cheer up. There's still one thing thafs pretty cheap. Nearly all of us can still afford salt with our for a long time. - It is a serious men ace and I thank you for calling at tention to it. Almost a Faith Cure. N. S. writes: "When my had whooping cough an old Indy told me of the following remedy and I was quite willing to I took a glass of wa ter and put five drops of carbolic acid in It and gaye a teaspoonful 'very one or two hours as needed so quickly that I never whole glass of the mixture. It is harmless, as I have use? it for mine and there are no youngsters than they. REPLY. Y f meals. Charie&ton Courier., This figures out about one-tenth "Delivered" Nothing. With all due respect to both it of carbolic acid at a dose, of carbolic acid probably may be said that Mrs. was 'Just 'about as much would do no harm, also no good. - It smells like medicine, and that helps some. People should hesitate about taking carbolio acid internally. at delivering the women's vote as Mr. Samuel Gomper4was at deliver intf the vote of labor. Marion Star. Thanks for your interest , ( i a . Goor If Child Survives It . Mrs. G. writes: "I want to give my experience with my boy. He used to breath, and one day I hap sitting near a pan of halfrmelted snow as he started to hold, his breath. I dashed a handful of sndw water In his face. He never held his . breath again. A friend whose child held his breath , broke him by throwing a wet rag into his face. , -It seems it is the sudden shock that cures." ,,r- REPLY. This treatment is safe enough, as a rule. A grOup of mothers advo cated this same plan a few years ago. A baby specialist wrote a letter for this Column stating that there were children with whom the plan could not be safely carried out IS GOOD THANK Y0lf lV. Nicholas OnCoMPANy Only a Stop-Watch Satisfy as to acceleration and deceleration -"'...-'.-',. . . , ' , PVERY time a Marmon 34 is demonstrated, we ask ito keep the records of a Marjnon Score Card, so Iv- will have a definite basis of comparison. Note that when acceleration and deceleration are demon strated, we do it by stop-watch, so as to be accurate. ' First comes the test of accelerating from 10 to 50 M.-;' P. H. Then from 10 to 40 M. P. H. Note the pickup, : the easy, sure flow of power, the smoothness of attain ing speed. Then comes the deceleration test. From 50, from 40, from 20 M. P. H. to a dead-stop. These tests are simple. But they are the very items which make the'., Marmon 34 a favorite among the foremost automotive engineers a majority of whom own Marmon 34s. Y I Records must be provable" Then have been a great many general statements, a great v many spectacular stunts to Influence but we deal in facta. tW hare all .sorts' of record averaging these facts, the re sults show that the Marmon 34 can be operated on high gear at a walking pace; that it will readily go 65 M. P. H.; that It will accelerate from 10 to 50 . M. P. H. in 17 to 19 seconds; that on hill climbing it can start on a better than 8 straight grade at 5 M. P. H. and accelerate to 35 to. 40 M. P. H. at 1,000 yards. These are touring car tests, fully equipped and with driver and observer. We ask, however, that in addi tion to these records, you make your own observations, driving if you wish. Then proof will be final. You will have obtained it yourself. norjdyke & Marmon Company Eiab4simd tasi Indianapolis MARMON 34 .2019-25 Farnam St. ODDS AND ENDS. A novel railroad grade crossing signal reflects sunlight In the day time and automobile headlights at night Cellulose extraited from cotton Is the basis of a new artificial wool with which textile experts are exper imenting. Although his federal tax on in come in 1919 is only 80 cents, a resi dent of Milwaukee! Wis., is paying It in four instalments. , ' A new mud hook to be strapped to an automobtlo wheel to give it a grip when mired has side, cross and longitudinal flanges. ' In Palestine Rgyptlan money In Moves. accepted everywhere and Is - made us of effectively. In China almost rothlng but Turkish paper is em ployed. By a government measure Hun gary is to have the largest family of heroes in the world. Kvery man who fought in the World War and opposed the Reds Is to Incorporate the word boss (hero) 'nto his family rame. Thus Varga, Jan will beccme Hoss Varga Jan or Hero John Varga. SAID TO BE FUNNY. "Tour friend aeema to Improva on aa qufttntanca." "Ha Improvea financially, If thnt'a what you mean. Every time ha meeta ma he generally mamicea to borrow a ovrelsi." Carats (Rio da Janrlro). He -I van reading In a hook where the anrlenla believed that kiealns waa a aura oure for h'eadachea. Sha (aweetly) Well, t can eay I never took a headache powder In my life. Boaton Olobe. . ' ThW were etrolllnf oii the pier. 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Krogh, Assistant Cashier ' You A new buying' basis' The only certain way to com pare cars la by keeping a Mar mon Score Card. We summar ize the 12 items at the left. These bring out every demon strable feature- in, black and white, so that csn pari son is simple. To buy any car by accepting generalities is the old way of buying. It has been superseded by this new and easy way of vital comparisons. Marmon welcomes It, and no dealer should hesitate in accepting this basis of demonstration. ' Insist upon It. Beware of any car that is not subject to demonstration. It is the only basis of buying now the only way to safeguard your invest ment. , j We nrge comparisons. EVery test of the Marmon 34 is wel comed. Merit must decide. ' Phone Doug. 1712 i 6 v , "v ,..v n