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THE-' pEE OMAHA, TUESDAY, KOVgMBER 16, 1920.
TheOmahaBee
... DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY
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P.rii Franc f sat H. Honors
' The Bees Platform v
1. Naw Union aeeaaf erVtatloa.
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2. Continued taproveiaBMt ef the Ne
: braska HisJnraye, Including th pava.
Cent of Main Thoroughfares leading'
to Ornate with, a Brick Surf net,
3. A short? lowfr-aa Waterway from the
- Cora Bait to the Atlantic Ocean.
4. rtoma Rula Charter for Omaha, with
Manager farm of Corornmant.
" COLBY'S JOURNEY SOUTH.
On Wednesday Fajnbridge Colby secretary
of itate, is expected to Start for South America,
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liis mission being to, return certain "visits of.
state made to the president of the United
States. Frazil, Argentina and UrturuayNare to-
! be visited, andvthe probabilities are that from
- thii will come more of real good to American
interests, than were Mr. Colby seqt toGeneva
( as a delegate to the League of Nations afsem
. .bly now gathered there. . ' -
Harmonious, friendly relations' tfh'h all
American governments are traditional with the
United States. James Monroe had something
beyond a selfish vkion when be 'enunciated the
' doctrine to Which his successors have given
vitality and continually increasing .forceV He
, saw the tranquil growth of civilization iii new
world, aloof and untinctured by the racia jeil-'
ouiies, the social diec6ntent, the economic; in
justices and political inequalities that disturbed
Europe. Liberr, as he conceived it, required,
tne careful nurture possible only when entirely
freed from the convention's, the ambitions and 1
the intrigues of European courts. . y
" Uijder that doctrine the Americas are,' free
today. It is true that of late years some fric
tion has been generated because of the pres
ence on this 1 side of the Atlantic of designing J
v schemers, bent on extending the influence of
an told world idea, but this has been annoying
rather thaii serious. 1 he United States was
not immune from the insidious attempt, and
so none her is surprised thaV in the , newer
countries it gained a hearing and a .foothold.
That, however, has palsed, and the renewal,
of confidence is invited, together with thead
vantages that ' flow- from in extension "of
commerce. " ' : s. y 1 ."
Argentina is especially enterprislng! in its
reach for-markets, and is making a strong bid
for favor in Europe. Htige elevators arv being
set up at- Spanish ports, where wheat from the.
Argentinian, fields will be. held for distribution
to -customers. Othef warehouses are to take
care 'of thewoot hides and similar commolts
ties from the hustling-republic 'This manner.
o 'commercial rivalry challenges the United
. States in a friendly way only.' Uruguay and
Brazil are similarly active, although' the latter
yet finds its principal msjrket in this country,
-vnr purchases of s leading product exceeding
boseif all the rest ofL the wWd. While we.
. can dicker with ne another overbusiness mat
" terf, exchange, our ware.S'ahd compete in the
open -for the business Jf Jthe worlds little fear
Deed be entertained because of the expressions
if politicians. v -v' ' i)
. Secretary Colby will beva messenger of this
. gospel of paace and, good will between nejgh-.
( bar just as were other secretaries who made
similar visits to South Jid Central America
on behalf of the- United Stat. As time "goes
on(the folks down therewjll know their north
ern cousins better, lh'd will) realize that, differ
ences in language are not insurmountable when
- the speakers w6rship at ' the - same shrine of
- human liberty.v" , . . .
British regulated areas'yin Africa, a domain
where wild things will be secure, may flourish
and die accordingas nature designs, and from
which will surely come something in the "way ,
of benefit, if only to ornithologists and satiiraN
ists. Just as the prohibition of spring shocking
already has increased, the-flight of duck& and
consequently, the joys of fall hunting, so may
weylookfor 'the Louisiana sanctuary o pro
duce a' good that may in time be shared, in
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Governor McKtlvie's Opportunity. )
Anticjfating a condition of overcrowding , in
the pAiftntiary at Lincoln, Governor McKelvie
has exercised his prerogative of executive
clemency again, and has paroled a number of
convicts.' He has announced an intention of ex
tending this list, until at least eighty have been
liberated under the humane prevision of the law,
wljicli permits the executive 'officer of the state
to free.' Bn from penal servitude under certain
cAnijitioVfl. ;3 f . x - V
.-Little objection normally would lie against
the proceeding for tie law' is not vindictive nor
A Line OlTy pc or Two
Htw to (ha Liaa, Ut lbt qulpt -fall whrtby majr
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1" v THE R.U.V,
You like t6 see the rain whip by .
Across a window-square of eky;
' The maple blowonyr tender
It beaVa lntdthe night,
' As colorful and- alender ( . "
t Ab dragonflleB; In flight. m
it Washes out the twMlght stars? '
' Across the pane drawa alantlng bars,
It bends thef flowers together
l Like anchorite at prayerv ,
And sweeping-like , a feathr ;v
s It makes the pavement fair. .
Your, heart la In your, eves aa.-P'aJn ' '
la n in ffAw.H .ft., vain XT 1 VI V
'r CONTRIBUTORS will - Be"Y please; " to
learn .that the length' of , this column is to -fee
mcrcascu live ikaic uiics. iukiik - uuu .v
oe more small wheeze. y!1'v . .-;' v 1
" ; f (FronC theNew 'TCork- Times.) if
f . forSale-My tailor . persuaded nnv to
order- new dinner ult costing $160. When
Is society generally of ayengefusnature. . Pito-j
.1. ......tt.. .l.-t...j .u- t: .: ' t
smd willingly content to, the generous extension
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yof forgiveness wheresjeme expiation of a crime
may have occurred and a desire to yamend is
exhibited hv the culnrli.. X 1 1
However, in the list announced as having re
cetvea tne oenent ox the governor s disposition
to relieve a congestion Sat the state prison are
some names that surprise the public, to say the'
least ThevBee has ;no desire to ursue'anv,
prisoner,, but it recognizes that in, some fasces
the rights of the public are paramount to those
of the individual, and th3!jiijjprisonment Is often
a meaiy of protection to, society as well as a
pimishment for4crimeJ We want fofbelieve that
if the governor has erted in' any .way, it has
been on the side of rrumanfty, but wjb do think
ihat some' explanation is due the public . with.
regard to trie liberation of -some ofthe nrisbn-1
ers who have been released on parole. f.' 1
$forebver, within a few -weeks the hew
provision of the constitution wJIM Deconie
operative, and tjvr governor wilf be (sd trom
the sole responsibility of acting cn suvh cases.'
It-mififht have served all the AUTDoesVai human-
ifyoth as to doing justice to the aterving
prisoners and proviumg-morr room- ipr incom
ing offenders if the governor couftfiwve waited
until after January 1 before going ntohe parjde
business on such an elaborate scale, f
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v Oasice for EvwjvfjSl
- i"Thex way, to resume," tain , John) SherrnanV
" is, to resume." Acting "On fhat congress vjled
to -set the' country m a gold basis onVJanu-'
ary 1, 1879, and long before that ;day arrived
found that resumption vhad come.iSrrmn'f
dictum will apply fairly welt .rightjiow.: -The
hearing on the housing situation "Drought, put
the fact thatvlocarconditionsaiie little; rsev,
!J in .some waysfand , little better In cfthe than
are borne elsewnjtre, but generally rare , com-
parable with what prevail throughout the coun
J try Anotner point ; was , made clear: All the
elements that enter into the problem have a
single value Nobody Wants toJet go first. Alt
, s plain, however, that a start wilLhave to be,
made. Recently iny Baltimore the , carpenters-,
voluntarily declinea an increasejin wages that
" wa coming to them under a contract, setting
forth that they wanted; to-do ( their share
wards restoring the building industry tc-n state
of normal activity. ' Possiblyshts example may
'encourage others to do likewise. But the" fact
is 'clear aSnbondfcythat concetsions post.be
" made, that all must share in them, before (fie
work of bnjtding will, get under boadwayV Aiiy
group that fails to realize this will merely vbe
"i holdingback all the' others Time " for action
is here. ' .
' . Louisiana's BirdSanctuary. . , I
. At, lfaton Rouge last week was completed
e transaction 'by which" the state of Louisiana
came into possession ofl tract land con
taining 506 aquare nyles, with a frontage on the
. gulf ofv seventy-fie miles, to be.perp,etually
, maintained "bf the state as a' sanctuary for wild
life. In Its forests, waters, morasses, siarthes
and sandy olls," birds, feasts, reptiles and
fishes will 'flourish -undisturbed by marauding,
and devastating hunters. Some ef the life? thus
protected may not be oi great 'service, but' most
, of it will, andaroagh the efforts of thcNstata
may be kept banyspeciment that otherwise
soon would become extinct The pothunter and
the pleasure-hunter alike have been effective la
the work of extermination; so relentlessly car
ried on that it promised toon to add' a consid
erable list to the , roll that includes the pas
T cenger'pigeon, he Ajtierican bison and other
victims of unrestricted slaughter. This is (he
largest preserve In the world, if' weyexcept the
Eastern users of coal for power purposes are
waking up to the morexerfMess solemn fact that
their presebi bill is at- leatt $15d,00O,O00 more
per annum than it would be if a little "common
sense were used. 'Tt arises through the waste
ful use of coal. A survey-has been made of the,
region from Boton to Washington averaging
ISO miles back front the coast " In tbis area
17,000,000 horsepower is dajly required, 10,000,-
000 by industry; and 7,000,000 by railroads. The
load is found to be about IS per cent effective.
Ttirngh a rearrangement of7 generating plants
a more intimate syste'm o dietributioh, and the
substitution of electric for steam, drive," it is
proposed to. increase the effective load to at
t... en v l tiri At.!. i i j j.
ICHBl w PCI i cctiu v lieu 11119 iida. ucvi" uuitc,
the laying Witt amount U 30,000,000 tons of
coaj annually. A still further saving may be
effected b adoption of better devices for burn
ing the coal to produce tbegower, and this will
increase the expected saving of 50,000,0d0 on
the4 annual vfuel bill by just that much.-what
is possible in this - respect ,for the , compactly,
organized industry of the east is equally at the
service of anjecommunity, -We mayyet'see
Omaha, Kansas City, Sioux City, Deb Moines"
St Joseph and Lincoln, 'with all the smaller
towns between, supplied with electrijijjrfor
power and lightirig purposes from , a sfl'per
power system, at great taving'in cost atrtf wifiv
more certainty of continuous serviceOvA ,physj-'v
cal union .Of 'the existing plants would- prob
ably' accomplish the result without additioi of iOn us, an, then he wouldn't watch 'em none;
. ..V 'j. m . . ;!.. "litto woman donHJl that. They et ez much
a smgie new piece -or -.-mincry .Jherd o steers, .them geesen' squawked
. . r b.11 uay . - . :
Duelinc irr France. Gets-Blow. '.'' '" A'
. . A member of the French Chamber of Depu-" ;
ties has declined to accept a challenge to, niorV '
4ai' Bnmfiat .' fTa n-iir ac. Vila rAosnn tni ' 4iii1-
; as wsfsynjwt 1 ajt v - -- 0 vuvn uuv-
h'tf g has no, place in France since the war. His
Courage is not' to be questioned, for' he his
aleven duels to.his credit, but 'his judgntent will
be applauded generally Dueling has persisted
in Trance with greater 4ehaeity than elsewhere,
Vltfiough in the German army the "apWeaJ ko
a'sms to settle tijvial disputes, was ' ceynmon
Wottgh. While most of these affair's were suf-
ficiecitly absurd, it toolr greater moral eeurageJ
I - -1-' J ' A 1 f 1 S- - - a A.U I.
, la gctnnc inan ,it am pnysitui cuuiage iu ikjir
omexning ox a similar situation was once iacea
in'our'fcwn country' when' the "code" was Kb-
I fervedi but the men.1whp gave' it a death blow
bad that quality of stamina adbackbdne neces
sary to decline indulgence in a practice, both.
silJyahd baVbarous." It may yet turn ouj that
Leon Daudet has by Jils courseTtf France on a
new'track, and that henceforward .when 'onlyf n the United States. How do I knowj When
. . . -v- . . . ,. .j . 1 I was doing -Baltimore on the rubberneck last
blood ,an;wash out the insult resented suf- ,ummw the lecfurer (sic) pointed out the phys-
ficifnt may be obtained by giving the .other tcs lavatory and the biological lavatory apper
fellow a punch in the nose.
nvr wife aawi It, Mi could ao ten tne air.
fernce between It and the one'Ihad. I
, am. 8 feet -tall, cheat 44 lnehea,-walr 40
inohesi and will sell the older suit tor $50.
. mono jKninianuer oviw. i t
. ' -"IT is a greats' misfortune," ' says l.loyd4
George, "that the .Irish vand the English are
never in theysatne' temper at the 'same time,"
Nor is that, conjuncture encouragingly 7 prob
able. But the're is hdpe. Energy is required
for strenuous rebellion, and energy is con
verted into heat and dissipated. "If, or .ass' the
solar system is running down, its stock of en
ergy is : constantly ' diminishing; tod so' the
Irish-'quesltionrWifr eventually settle itself, as
Will every pother mess 'on this slightly, flattened
'sphere. ' h .? .. 4. yti-' S'h 1"
' N The) Most" Eimarrsingllorncnt. .
V. Sir: Thla 'storjr waa relayed "to me by
Modesto Mignoo, who hesitates to give it to tne
"fcrnbarraasing Moments' editorf ; ' 1
r Siolngdown Michigan avenue one windy
daV. I stopped to tlx my stocking,' whicfh had
coma unfastened. Suet as my hands were, both
engaged a gust off wind lifted one of , myVhair
abs and exposed almost the whole of my left
ear. v ,1 was v never so embafrassedln my
life." V y v W . BAUMpOftBT .
?'FuR bearing Animals are growine aythia
pelt," reports Use weather man, and he predicts
a inild -winter. ?AVe have, such confidence in
this sign that - we shall' order t$n more tqns
lot coal. - "4- - ' -'C ' ; 4
;'.MRS CASET "STARTS SOMETIIIXO.
; (From the Marshall, Mich.K Chrvilcle.! ;
V John Grace while delivering gbode' at
the nesidence ol GSrrett Casey Monday af.
, ernWm wu attracted to-the bathroom "by
Mrs. Casey, who wasscreaming. He fdVmd j!
that she had been operating a, washing ma-
, chine and the drain had. become, stopped
. up. " jvira. - vnny a" ,uuwn vu uvr nuow
and stuck the little finger of the right hand
in the drain to open it . The fingea got
caught and she could not fJlease it(-Mr.
, Grace hustled down to the .plumber and
," took him'jto the Casey home. The machine'
was taken apart, but eUH Mrs. Casey's
finger was not released' Mr. Grade then
hot-footed to Dr. Church's office and tobk
:, him to We Casey home. Dr Churchad
- . mlnlsterea an anesthetic and extracted' the
i finger." In the meantime, Mr. Grace aW a
' ' box of Bhoes on the hot stove and tXe box
' became ignited, but he threw the., box! Into
th vnrd itn1 Tfisnued the shoes. ' v
How
futiliont 1
' to Dn
to, Keep Well
, ; By DR. W At EVANS '
xoaccminf h(ia, lanliktioo mM prvntion of dltaate, ubmitt4
oi Th Bm. will b aawta pcrtonally, tubitct
. . - uk.u - mmwmA .JJmbAAjI MlfljlM l .MlalMi. UP.
Evtii will not ali dianol or prcacrttM for individual ditcat.
MtMrt in ear si ma on. . . . r ,
- I Copyrigbt. 1980. by pr. W.yA. Evm.'yl -
AdaVtat
KIDS NEED SLEEP FOR ,
. ' GROWTH.
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- The public1 health service jprlnts
the followlngi-ateohhjm on sleep,
Adopted by the Jjondor vounty coun
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1. jLledicai authorities and others
agree that Bchool children need the
following amount of qleep: ,
Age.' . HrsSf Sleep,
4. .'.,.. .iyf.-- 12
B -7 1 1 1 w 11 -J 2
j .8-11 10-11
ljit'i. . .a.,....,, ... t .
4-18. a
J.-- Children wrow mainly while
sleeping or resting. Do you want j
3. Tired v children learn -ba'dly.
jriake utile progress aJ: school and
often drift to the bottmn of the class.
Do you 'WanV sour child to grow up
stupid?'- r
4. WhenhiWren go to bed late
their sleep 1st tftenj. disturbed by
dreams and they &e o get a com
plete rest' , Do you ..want you chil
dren to sneb badly andJecome nerv
ous? -Ji
0: , Sufficient sleep draws a child
onward and upward in school and in
home life. Whlelt way do you want
your oiUld io go? "i s'. J
- 6. Tiresome" children' are aften
only tired children. WH1 you put
the truth at this to the test ? , , ,
7. -Time epont out or bed--means
more wear and tear tV children's
clothes 'and boots. Why ( not save
such wear and tearj ' .
- 8. A kind mother ' m;ht ' get a
quiet nour or two if th A children
were In bedby'fl:80 p.,.m. Why. not
take advantage of this? ...
."'; The fact that a neighbor's
child- is sent to oed too late is not
a, gSoo'dreason-for sending your child
to hed too late, two wrongstoon t
nifcke a right, do they? , ' . .
. AU. i w ucu Ittto titiii wvw
become a bad habit which may be
difficult to cure; Will you persevere
till you succeed in curing 1:? v-
;i submitted this catechisnjuto
lady who has taught school Tor 1
(-fears, 'she agrees with it all. but
wishes' it hadjporne down harder on
RHa afllroi alai tn ri-irvA nmnHaalll
!asey Monday aft, . t,ni mriii ma .v, .ni,n.
cted to-the bathroom y.VW,r:-7;j i,,V,1fw TTSmu
to the movies after supper
in ouiet oiav. : The comment of a
hnother, was that t.arly hours for her
cniuiren gave Jior hit uniy vimnwv
to( talk Quietly with her husband.
. ;Take Vp yHi Skating."
B. .C. J. writer: wMy ankles are
lnr.ilnd to be weak"', and as I wish
to enloy skating this winter, could
you tell me sonvo bxerclse that would
strengthen them? x ,
REPLY. , y N
There Is no exercise to strengthen
the ankles which compares with
skating. Roller .ikattug helps some,
but it 1 1 row a far less strain on-the
muscles and ligamento of the ankle.
Bealn roller skating now. Do not
overdo, bat skate frequently. When
. . . , JW1 . 1 - - .t.n.
Again go slow. Do not overdo or
overstrain your ankles. Your ankles
will grow in strength asyou go on.
' I. Y. writes: "What shall I do to
gain weight? I oat a large plate of
bran (with milk) every morning and
evening. Is there any harm In eat
ing too much? f take a Wlneglassful
of olivte oil every night.( Is olive oil
habit forming? I have been taking
half a lemon in a ghvss ofi water an
hour before each meal, ts-iffcood
for.the. kidneys and blood? Is it
harmful?" . ' , "
, ' . REPLY.
1. Eating bran can be overdone,
Do not go beyond your' present-allowance.
. " . .
2. No, to air three questions.)
3. You do not need so much
lemon juice. Demon Juice once a day
is ample. .
Mercury Treatment Better. -X.
writes: "What is the proper
treatment for Inherited syphilis?"
REPLY. '
. Mercury and the araeni6 prepara
tions. As a rule ( there la no emer
gency, and the Slower, safer mer
cury methods are quite aa effica
cious as the nulbker. imore drama
tic, and more (iangerlous arsenic
ones.-'. v f .
trt' 'inlHrlt llA -Via .vanlnv imI 4a
through with a littl6 before V A
visit to the movies means bed about
9:80 to 10. Ten hours' sleep can
not be squeezed in between 10 at
night ana getting up time, where a
child must clean .ip, dress, attend to
toilet, eat breakfast and get to
school. The excitement and emo
tional stimulus of the movies mean
pdreamy sleep and sometimes night-
ware. Ten hours of sleep for a cbii
tn$t tiki just left, the movies is no
bo restful'as nine hours, without sucl
,an unnatural and harmful portal.
. If there is an hour between the
ond oLsfte evening meal and the'chil-
i- TTralfR ireurVf. An! not annear tn be e'reatlv T dre'n'B bedtime, and one hour is
' . . . . - .. r "V. . -i'1-fc. - n' .i i L . i m ... u
concerned over the latest ukase. -JUike isurKe.- maiMn m wsurraoui, n.
tReydo not. know, of any method of bringing h e efn thA r
, up 'th indictment against a whole, peotile.
- fiwr.T.a rrxn?' ciru.T.Trrr rawir i
v - (The Innocent fenanO' V4 :-' !'
IAs' Sunday me an' .BUI V another fjli'er i u t
Was' Ditehln' 'bout a ton of frosted Deasa -'
day's lessen or collateral Reading or
dl. .
L.V Nicholas Oil Company a
1 TT ,
''K
Putting a
New:PrQduct
(
Across
"Joe B. Redfield
,Th "Holt HeaT Regulator is ' & W
Omaha ifroduct that K-B seryice 13 herp
W to "put across." y -
Call Douglas 7514 and ask Mr. Holt to
tell you what he thinks of C-B Service.
" , . : '
"Plannirig, capywritintf, ' illustrating,
. printin?, addressing, mailing--,'l,'rorii
- the desire to sell wear to wie ,cuv
register." 'j
(
KrB Printing
any
Comp
Redfield & Milliken.
Owners f
Printing.
matters
Up 6nr the big has cart thet hes a botttim J
PreV lgs ea big the room yew're In' right '. ,
. .- now, v. -"w-'V-"' -4 I'L
Bill he was feelln pearr 's a Inglisb, eparrer
(Fer w was aoin' all the work), an' aep
Us laffln,' 4io 't we.almos' dropt our forks. V -I
wish: 't I could remember ail the things
He remlnlst aboH-how onct when'he
Was ytet a boy his Paw hed one them oW''.
Contrary hosses thet o fence could turn;
An' how Bill after tnaaln' 'im a week -Or
so-out of (the street-corn field at last
Got out 'is gun an' loaded it plum full
WIth,Bhelled pop-corn instid q' shot, .an" then v
Crab' up on that ar hoes an' ret 'im heV it
Rtajit) on 'is rump. 'Twas quiet a vallable
Kxperlents, Bill said, fer both he an' '
The: hoss: he didn't tetch a gun agen
Eer months, an' the't ol' hoss got al the c'orn
He Wanted fer One spelL. ,. An' theBjlh sez:
"D I ever tell yew fellers 'bout then tenant "
He hed onct mus 'a be'n ten year, ago?
WaL.be was yist ez mean 's they make 'em.
- All . i - -
He ever done was pastur hdgsean' geese
'A woman ohvsirian in London declares that
to. I Iu. C..4 i - .:ai :. u. .i,
sickly, and another , claims that the fifth child is,
the. most physically fit irl the family. Eugenics
is. playing hob with the English system of in
heritanc. ' i " ' ' -i'-- " r;
Whisky coming over the Canadian bSrder
,.' T vf.aHataing to-eaid J. HJ U. , CALCITROSUS.
is- f v ' y THE first object of tie National Parks
' . .soiciatioh is, "to fearlessly, defend the natio
looks like a flood, but when-' compared' to the
thirst it encounters, it soon dwindles to a trickle.
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' Thfey s"ayMr. Wilson Joked at the election
results: . It must have seemed like a 5oke to
him, affSf what Cox and Wnite had c lanned."
: Exoert testimony ooints clearly jo one
thinjf, that the way to'.rejieve the housing situ
ation is' to"""1uild more houses Let's ' go.' J V
Paradoxical a it mav seem.' while orohioi-
tionS emptied a lot of. jails, it also 'has, filJedlj
avicati one siaic prison o ovtshowiub. i ;
v Maybe if Nebraska had the Charley Hosher
cell houte now the trouble at the Nebraska -1
penitentiary would not be so acute, t-
- Another good way of reducing thtpopuUtion
at the penitentiary is to get a lot ovfolke to fet-
havt themselves. ,j '
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Point Isabel seems, to have terjninal facili-.
lies, but no connection. v . ,
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But everybody hasn't a church to 'move inlo"
day
JWorse than a eolonv o crows. We let
The feller stay six months, an', then oni day
I told 'im guessed he'd better quit; he hedn't
paid us a cen -tf rent? his (Corn was ripe.
An'-.Would he fetch our share, one-third, up to
Our crib next da v. an' then move off the place?
,He ,'lowed 'e would. Wal, next day-come, but
" y not
A sign o him. .'I waited aev'ral Mays,
An' then found, out he'd snook ter Miner's Flats
'Bout-nix mile south o' here 'with all 'is trash.
I saddled Sam,- ltode don thar, found 'im eettln'
Ou.tslde a shaaty on a -Btump, He was
The com'e'list cuss I ever seen in lookK,
H1b eyes was simple, hluelsh, baby eyes?;
Outside o' them vew never noticed nothin'
.Butjrlst a bunch o' red-top hay enclrclin'
our'n?'
eller. 'Honest.'
E sez, I jteil yoUvBill. ahey wa'n't but yist i ;
Two loads in atR - .'
' My Tfbii was rlghfsmart sore
When Iffgot home, 'an' twa'n t Sams loltln
aiekherf, . ; P. S. W.-.
W.? ADVANTAGES OF, TRAVEL. 1
C 'Sir: rnr prepared to aay thit' Johns Hop
kins university has' larger and finer- lavatories
than any other institution of higher learning
Bujtjasx a ouncn o rea-iop nay encirci:
A bif'reund hole 'n the middle of 'la fao
I asl im:, WhsVs thet third o' corn of
This 5int no way ter treat a feller.' 'Hoi
asr
national
'parks and monument against' assauUa of pri-J
w. k. infinitive also may be preserved intact?
CA MISfPRirh".. PERHAPS. FOR FATHER.
).. (From the Lea'dville Herald-Democrat.
Wanted At once, good husband, about
(.. 60. I am 26. beautiful, have 00,000. I
board at this private lrome. .
V , . Daisy Leatherbury, Pueblo, Colo.
yjMSOTHAM'S oolice' commissions grossly
exaggerates the iniquities of Greenwich village.
There is very little there" except bunk, and that
ot,n amueing -sort' - 1 ' '
' ' ntt In thA RH11 .tPlsmnaln Vlffht
Sir: alftdrnla mav have the most sun-
snine,- out i iipei wjaoonain nas me most
moonshine. . - E. C. M
vSLAYER; Sustect Mob Menaces Spirited
Away. Sin Francisco Chronicle. ,
Indeciphering newspaper headline, the first
. thing- is to decide which are verbs and which
are apouns. y V'v
A qEORGEf HAWSER was fined" $Sff, and
cpste,-" not -. wrecklets driving." Milwaukee
Journal. ... V - -,
vIs there no justice In Milwaukee?' v
. WHEN k base 411 was I younger, poverty
made strange bedfellows. ,But. prosprity,''
allows , Old - Bill Pyrne, sometimes breaks the
bed - K . v
- "APHRODrTE" is advertised In Milwaukee
papers as axgehsatron" which even Chicago cen
sors tried to bar." ' ''.
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