THE OMAHA SUNDAY BKK: NOVEMBER 14, 1920.
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Society Gossips
In England Pick'
Wives for Prince
Heir to Throne Old Enongli
To Settle Down So English'
Matrons Begin Making
Guesses. i
Gay Americans'
Style of Dress
Shocks Chinese
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Native Maiden. Horrified at
Exposure of Anatomy of
.Women in Eveniflg
Gowns.
"Oh, Wad Some Power the Giftie.Gie Us to See OurseFs as Others See Us!", ;
By Charles Dan Gibson
Copyright. Life Pub. Co.
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By FREDERICK A. SMITH.
Chicago Tribune-Omaha Be t'orelca Hows
(krlre.
Tcking, Nov. 6. Visitors ffi Pe
king during the recent gun-fed po
litical overturn expected they would
find the members of the foreign
colonies in the Chinese capital sadly
' ssTres.sea ana rolling their eyes and
Hying little, quick prayers. But
those visitors who tiptoed into Pe
king, feeling as if they were intrud-
i jng upon a stricken family's private
devotionals, were instantly reassured
by the twang of tennis racquets and
he purr of motors and the murmur
of calm conversation and by the
jazzv music of the fox trot
Sitting on the roof garden of Pe
king's leading hotel. - where soft
lights gleamed through the oleander
blossoms and twinkled amid the
foilage of the natural grape arbors,
it was easy to see that what the
European and American population
needed and wanted in Peking was
not sympathy, but some more of the
same in a tall glass. And was it not
too bad the eight-piece stringed in
strument orchestra had plaved only
three encores for-Uhe last waltz?
For this dance th$ lights had been
switched off and the foreign colony
glided dreamily over the floor of
polished concrete with only the sil
very moon to see.
So this is Peking! But not by any
manner of peradventure: i9 this
China. If it were China, then Chinese
1 gentlemen would not bring their
families to sit at the tables and gaze
wide-eved at the funnv foreigners
and their funnier ways. The Chinese V
ladies and their oatignters . Here
without exception sedately attired in
rnnventional native costume Their
rainrtrewf waj of rich brocaded silk,
and they wore"parIs and diamonds
and bits of jade of ihtpjessive luster
and tare quality. But heif simple
skirts wer long enough' almost
touch theirv dainty slippers 4 'the
little waists they wore ere long
in sleeve and the collars were most
fetchingly frogged about the ieck.
Their black hair was combfd back
smoothly from the temples and knot
ted demurely at the nape! of the
neck. -.
But why did'one imagine he de
tected on their bright faces an ex
pression verging on polite disap
proval of the foreign ladies? Pos
sibly it was because some of the
white women from the lands of
civilization and propriety wore
gowns which were quite nominal
fore and aft above the waist. Some
Of the skirts had that combined
'. Faris-Petrograd style which caused
them to twinkle about the knees
instead of about the ankles. .
-To a Chinese debutante who had
Seen reared to believe it immodest
even to exoose her wrists in the
presence of gentlemen it must nave
' By JAMES J. MONTAGUE.
Learning to Golf
v After my friends had watched me
play .golf for part of a game they
i( began to give me advice.
This advice was given me not
while I'was walking across the fair
way where I might have pondered
, it and profited by it the next time I
j tried to hit the ball. i
Itfwas given on the tee, just as
1 was aDOUt to nit xne oau. Ana u
always began with "don't."
I may be wrong, but I think there
have been several times in my life
when I might have hit the- tjall, and
knocked it perhaps SO yards if
somebody hadn't said don t just as
my club was descending toward it.
Still I was eager for advice, for
I knew that I needed it.' Most be
ginning .golfers need it. but I doubt
jf there was ever one who needed
it as much as I did."
I tried to act on it every time
ft was given me, and even when two
or three people gave me different
kinds of advice at the same time.
? ' The results were not good. In
time I got s i that I would think of
I aint never cheated nobody yet." '
( l mended to me by different players
I j every time I tried to drive, and at-
l?ff
tstiippt; to take them all at the same
consequence, my attitude was
1 1 $tt;h that people usedto ,hurry clear
? across the, course to watch me
i drive.
sut I got even wun tnese cunos-
&nZ:rZ seenr that iee.as if
1 . T -J Tl
it liad been protected, by a turret of
live-inch armor.
" I drove away sections of the tee,
- and now and then hit myself in the
lvet'or the shins, but the ball never
AatriA T U'lc IrVi Kticv Irvin or t
follow advice to'xome within a foot
of it a
Now' and then while on the fair
way. after I had got disgusted and
ladled the .ball off the tee as one
world shovel coal, I would land
with an iron.
Advice Was Useless. ,
That kept me cheered up and at
'the game. It also fired me with
ambition to learn to play, for there
is nothing that so arouses sinful
fr'de in a man as accidentally hit
'iiftH a golf "ball in the Tight place at
.Jhc fight time and sending it ioar-
been a trifle astonishing to find that
a toreign dance party is like to be
a picture whose title might well
have been borrowed from Rem
brandt's "A Lesson in Anatomy."
I will wager there was some wag
ging of tongues among those dear,
petite Chinese maids and matrons
when 'they got home and talked the
thing over. y
Reductions in compensation rates
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ployes of the mdusjy.
ing toward the green. .
; After a time even my best mean
;nsr friends saw that advice was
wasted on me, so they gave me their-
last hit ot it, wiuchvwas to secure
ihe services of a professional.
T did. And what iwas my paine'd
arsonishment to discover that a
professional, instead of being kindly
and soothing, and teaching .one
slowJy to do he right things, was
merely a bigger bag of advance than
any of my friends had been.
In the' first place he would take
the club out of my hands, wrench
my arms into positions that hurt me
bitterly, put it back and command
me to drive. . '
Naturally as soon as he let go of
my hands they tlew back-into easy
positions like rubbar bands. Muscles
are elastic, you know.
Then he would patiently pull them
out again, and finally say something
like this: .
"Don't .do everything wrong.
Don't stand with your feet set " as
if you were going to walk back
wards. ..Don't ho'd tiie club behind
you that way. Don't look where the
ball is going. It isn't going any
where. Don't lift up y6flr head. Don't
keep your right shoulder down;
keep your left shoulder down.
; "Stay where. I put you. Don't
jerk back your arms. - Keep your eye
on the ball no. not that eveX the
other one."
With these thihgs m mind I would
..to do b in
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vain,
.When it was half way down I
would think of something else he
had said and start the drive all over
again. '
After every lesson my muscles
ached jike the toothache from the
stretching he had given them, and
from the strain of holding my arms
and back in positions had never as
sumed before and which, in all like
lihood no one else'ever had..
The professional says that after a
year of careful practice, if I follow
his directions, I shall be able to hit
at least one ball out of every six
that I try to hit.
But I know that I ?11 not. Any
way, I am not going to follow his di
rections. , (Copyright. Wfc. br th Bell - :.
Syndicate Inc.)
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By RACHEL MACK.
A Quest for Beauty.
There walks into my . studio re"
cently, f young lady whrt's sufficient
ly plump to bear ' the fatal label
of cornfed Somehow she made you
think, of pink cfiecked ' sunbonnets
and shady lanes with tinklin' cow
bells fillin' the air,, and all that sort
of thing. She would have looked
rare with the sweet rural stage. set
ting and the fustic scenery, but
when you get right down to brass
tacks and compared with a regula
tion fashion model she was easy 15
pounds to the heavy.
. "Greetings, dearie," I says, feel
in' quite cheerful after' my 4
O'clock tea, which I generally man
age to snatch betweeriv readings.
"What's the program? Love wor
ried?" - '
"You have guessed, Madam Clar
isse;," she says. "I am very unhap
py and I need your help."
"You'll get' it, dearie!" I promise.
"Proceei with the facts in the case."
"WelV she acknowledges, "the
whole trbuble hinges on my beine
too
'Nonsense, dearie," I says. "We
can't all pose as models for the Red
ferif slims."
'Of course not," she agrees. "I
used to be indifferent to the extra
pounds, too, but lately well lately
I've begun to worry about my figure.
I want to be thin as , the match
shaped ladies in the fashion mag
azines." . '
"Aha!" I exclaims. "Explain no
more, my child. I see the whole
plot as cl H!y as if I was gazin'
in the mystic crystall"
"Yo.trdo?" she asks, much amazed.
"Sure!" I answered. "A certain
young man whom you greatly ad
inire prefers slim-patterns in femin
ine figures! Am I right?" - -i
"You are," she acknowledges. "I
learned the truth the night that Jack
almost proposed to me. He told me
he had fallen for me, and what a
queen he thought I was. And just
when he was on the point of asking
mc to marry him, he stopped dead
short and put the most surprising
question to me." " .
"Yes, yes, girlie, go On with the
story. What was the question- that
caused the nervous shock?"
. "He a'sked me," she says slowly. "
and blushin' with mortification, "why
I didn't try to reduce 1"
"So you started in to train down,"
I asks, "without losin' a minute's
tne?"
"I did," she says. "1 collected all
the literature going on how to re
duce, and I studied it like an Arab
6tudies the Koran, for two days and
nights." :
"And -what were the results,
girlie?" I ask much-interested.
' "The results," she says, very
gloomy, "were a half pound lost. I
found that out byconwiltin' the
scn.ies, not the mirror. It couldn't
be detected with the nakod eye
"And wha; next?" I inquired.
"Well, the following . month I
starved myself. I ate food on the
orr'er of gold fish flakes and canary
bird seed. For breakfast, I" treated
myself to three crackers-an4 a half
glass of milk, diluted rwi'tlt a -weak
solution of barely water. That was
my heavy meal!"' .. - - i ''
"Wbnderful diet.'V I says. "Did
yoii lose weight on it?';
c "I did," she answers." "Fou:
pounds and a half in six weeks."-.
Congratulations!" I exclaims.
'"Not so soon!" she says "The
following week I was sq hungry that
I returned to regular diet ind gained
back three pounds. .
"Some life!" I 'remarked. "And
where does he search for occult ad
vice come in?"
"Right here!" she says. "I've
reached the end of my rope. I've
tried ever,y - known remedy. -I've
labored and starved and toiled for
mouths and the results are too tri
vial to notice. Look into the fu
ture and tell me what I'm to do."
- "Girlie," I says, "I've been sitting
here pinin' to hVd you a few ideas
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though I know they'irbe about as
welcome as an attack of hay fever
to a high soprarfo. Than,ks for the
opportunity. First and foremost, I
want to express the 'opinion that you
are one of those women, born fore
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ginning to be olurap." x
"Isn't there any way to overcome
the handicap?" she asks.
"Well," I "says, "exercise and
starvation, carried to the limit, might
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"So if I'm wise" she says smilin'-
I 11 haad Jack the cold mit when he
finally gets to the ' proposing point,
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You will!" I answers fervently
"It wouldn't take him two weeks
sft.er the happy hbneymoon to dis
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"Perish the thought J" ss says
risin' to go. "I'm off in search of a
nan who'll take me without alter
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London, Nov. 13. Society gossips
in London are busy trying to find
a wife for the Prince of Wales. A
recent issue of the Times devoted
its leading editorial to the subject
of the marriage of the heir to the
throne, suggesting that the time has
come for him to choose a wife and
hop'ing that he choice will be his
own and that it will fall on an En-
glish girl.
In official circles it-is declared that
there is no immediate significance in
this, but it is known the king and
queen also feel it is time the prince,
who is 26, was niarriced and secured
in his succession to the throne. The
favorite among London gossips is
Lady Joan Mulholland, lady-in-waiting
to Princess Marry and sister of
Lord Stafford. She is 30, a wr
widow, andv one of thg prettiest
women at court. The match would
be very popular in England.
Second choice is one of the daugh
ters of the Duke of Devonshire, vice
roy of Canada. Lady Dorothy, the
eldest, is 20. The prince is said to
Lhave paid her attention during his
recent trip in tanaua.
An English marriage would be ex
tremely popular among the English
people, who are tired of foreign
queens There is nothing in British
law, nor is there a house law like
that of the old German royal houses,
prescribing a royal spouse for the
heirito the throne. Before the Ger
man kings' came to England many
of the English kings married com
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and going out of Mexico. They say
that the poor ?rvice is a serious
handicap to Mexico's industries,
, J farms and business establishments.
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pressed in the matter of supplying
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