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8 THE BEE:. OMAHA. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 10, 1920. TheOmaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY THS BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, KELSON B. UrPlKE. Publlnhtr. MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tat aKitt4 Frw, of wtaloft The 11m It ownbtr. ! i- tttuktl? iitiila 10 Ui um for puklloadon of til nm ainotatias rlllM to It r not otntralM rrrdltnl In title taper, will In lb ImI nme I'filldixl heroin. All nihil of Bubllealloa of out apeolej BEE TELEPHONES ?rnl Brnh Etchente. Aik for Tvlr IflOO Hie Kcl'Utuwiit or Itmu Wentnl. t For Nlht Call Afttr 10 P. M.i Kilitorltl Dwrtnint T'ler I'lwuUnn" lfpiitmMit ......... Tyler ltfSl tdrertliHif IXptrliuoot ......... Tr!r lOCDl OFFICES OF THE BEE tUIn Office: i;th nd Krnm .Council Bluffi 1.1 Sootl St. I oViulh 8klo Silt N 81. Out-of-Town Office: Nn Tor 341 Klflta An. I Wuhlnitmi 1311 O HI. Chlctgo Ntafit Bill. I 1'mU frmiii't 420 flue Ht. Honor. The Bee's Platform 1. NeW Union Paiianger Station. 2. Continued improvement of the Ne braska, Highways, including the pave- . raent of Main Thoroughfares leading into Omaha with a Brick Surface. 3. A short, low-rate Waterway from the Corn Belt to the Atlantic Ocean. 4. Homo Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. SOME SIGNS OF THE TIMES. The Department of Agriculture of the United States gives out the statement that five of the principal crops of the country exceed in quantity and quality as well all previous records of production.- Two of the biggest makers of cotton prints announce a deep cut in prices on their goods. A convention of retail clothiers informs the world that prices on men's ready-mac!c cth ing will be materially reduced. And, finally, a judge at Baltimore, passing on a wage dispute, informs a group of organized needle workers that they .must give morcs in service for the money paid them, as wages. All this information in a single issue of The Bee, and with it some other items of equal significance and importance. This ought to mean that the country really is getting hack to normalcy; that the days of jazzing around are at an end, and that from now on the "quid pro quo" is tp come in for a little consideration m" all business transactions. 'The idea of giving' as littfe and getting as much as possible is disap pearing, because-it is fallacious. Fancy prices for merchandise, farm produce, wage?, or any thing else that passes in the market, do not mean prosperity; if anything, such a condition In j8 sign of ill health, economically speaking. It denotes a disturbance, presents inequalities, some as great as to be hideous injustices, and all together producing unrest, dissatisfaction, friction and all the train of evils that emerge whenever the orderly processes of production and distribution are violently interrupted. One of the axioms of economics is that the more there is produced the' more thera is to di vide; when nothing is produced, there is nothing to divide. Whoever deliberately restricts output forvthe purpose of maintaining its selling price stands in his own light; lie drives his customer to seek a substitute or to do. without Nothing could more clearly illustrate this than our ex- i j. ; imT to i .i. ..... penenge wiring ivw-io, wnen inc American people voluntarily saved US.OOO.QOO bushels of wheat from their already scant supply, in order that ..the armies and people of our allies might be fed A doctor of eminence in his profession tells us we can do without sugar as a separate food or condiment; that enough will be supplied in other foods to meet the requirements of the system. "These illustrations might be indefinitely extended, but serve to outline the point. All classes of Americans arc coming to realize that thoe who adjured them to devote their utmost energy to production were advising them for their own good, and for the good of the world. More1 production is being reported in many lines, and it is likely that within a com paratively shoct time the daily output will show that America really is back at work. Prices are bound to settle down, fluctuating from time to tine, a"hd from point to point, but generally seekingya lo-ver 'level. What is apparently lost in unit profit will be compensated in volume, and the balance will not be seriously disturbed. Better days are not far ahead, if the present signs of th: times are here read aright . " 'Looks Like a New Deal. One of the odd results of the surprising elec tion just over is that nineteen republicans from south of the Mason-Dixon line will sit in the Sixty-seventh congress. This will make the s-cr-geant-at-arnis, the vlerk of. the house. and4cr- . haps some of the efiigies that mount guard in the 'Hall of Statuar.y rub their eyes. Once in a long, long time, a republican has broken through the cor Jon and succeeded in gaining a seat in congress from the .out!i. but it has been so seldom that it has always been counted nj a mistake and not n precedent. Now one short of a score will line up from Dixieland, a tact that might almost be looked upon as presaging a new deal in politics. No rea son exists for ' it being otherwise. , save that the people down there just have never contracted the habit of voting the repub lican ticket. Once it gets to going, though, it is likely to spread, and who knows but the time t .1 I . . ...Ml t . - . 1 may come wnen me ueniocrais win oe rcquireu to make an effort to carry their present strong holds? To Ve sure, good republican doctrine j doesn't fit in exactly with all the traditions and practices of Georgia and Alabama, for example, but the folks down there might like the idea, fter they have tried it once or twice. The present amazing spectacle perhaps will never again be shown, but it is good to look at while " it lasts. . '; ' Health and Nature. Happy is the man who can return for a few days to the natural habits of our ancestors 'through a camping, hunting or fishing trip. The race did not always dwell in houses, nor dine on 'elaborately prepared food. Governor Mc Kelvie, in going out on a-game bunting trip immediately after election, did what many of us would like to do. , - Some in the cities try to substitute a few tninuics ncaun umi in uui luuma uc.ulc icuhuj$, but this pill-like measure is not to be compared with a day in the fopen. Gladstone chopped 'down trees. Li Hung Giang'when 80 years old walked three miles daily around the courtyards of his palace. William Cullen Bryant, upon rising in the morning, swung a chair around his head, took wand exercises with a cane, and then .... h 4 e n, . t,:. f Probabl.tepiost of us do not, attempt even this much exercise. Whether children or adults, all of us require some outdoor activity, whether it be found in the garden or on the tramp. Walking and running' are good exercises, and less use of the street car probably would prevent J much nervousness and weakness among women. The younger generation, organised in such groups as the Boy Scouts and the Camp Fire girls, is getting a better start than its elders, in many instances. The Question of Tag Day. 'Tag day" as a method of obtaining funds for charity is fast becoming very unpopular, and yet no one has come forward with a counter plan for obtaining the funds necessary to finance the good work done by the various organizations. The suggestion of an Omaha bachelor that the ladies station themselves on the corner with needle and thread and buttons and offer to do mending while you wait, is, while facetious, on the right track. Much, use ful time is spent in the work of tag day that might, if applied more directly to useful labor, bring in an. equal sum. The business of tagging men and women on the street and soliciting stray dimes here and there is not a pleasant one for any of those concerned. There i a note of compulsion about tag day that is distasteful to many, some of whom arc, willing contributors to relief work. Furthermore, no woman, old or young, really enjoys the promiscuous associations brought about by this street corner importunity. The recent appearance of girls scarcely in their teens on the downtown streets in search of funds was not a healthful thing. A correspondent of The Bee who recently wrote in protest against the practice of tag day voiced a senitment that is widespread, and is not to be attributed only to those too selfish to give. It is good for all of us to have our charitable instincts called forth, and probably none of us gives more to good causes than he ought, but eventually some other way must be found to touch the heartstrings and. the purse strings. Mayor Smith, , in opening the subject of an anuual budget for charity, has made a suggestion worthy of consideration. National Selfishness at Work. The news that Great Britain, France and Italy have agreed to a scheme giving each cer tain spheres of influence in Turkey will not tend to pacify the nationalistic revolt of the Moslems. Neither will it add anything to the general peace of the world. Special privileges in Turkey mean that each of the three allies will be free o establish preferential tariffs keep ing out the goods of other countries, and to make internal arrangements favoring the ex ploitation of Turkey by British, French and Italian corporations to the exclusion of enter prises managed by Americans or other nation alities. Trade barriers ( of this kind have always been a fruitful source of international friction. Under the leadership of Secretary of State Hay, the open door policy in China, providing for equal tariff arrangements with all nations, was drawn up, preventing many dangerous conflicts in the inad scramble for advantage that other wise would have ensued. This same open door policy was insisted upon by the United Statesi in the Turkish settlement, but evidently in vain. In contrast to this action are th wise words of Sir Auckland Geddes, British ambassador to America, in a recent speech before the Minne apolis Chamber of Commerce. If the United States or Great BritaiH were to begin to organ ize areas of exclusive economic advantage, he said, there "would inevitably come a clash of interests that would at least strain the friendly relations between the countries." , This much is realized by all who have thought on the subject of international trade and the ex ploitation cf backward lands. The tripartite agreement between the three European allies presents a real danger to international good will and understanding. No Citizenship for Boptlsggcrs The Bee is inclined to endorse the action of the judge who deniedyntizenship to an applicant, otherwise qualified, because of his record as a bootlegger. Illicit peddling of strong drink may not be the most heinous crime on the calen- dar. but it is an offense against the law of the land, and that it is indulged in to such extent as to make the law seem ineffective docs not lessen the fiagrancy of the violation of that law. Nor is the action of the cojjrt to be construed as meaning that the privilege of dispensing for bidden liquor is to be retained as a sacred heritage of American citizenship. The judge undoubtedly felt hat a man who would violate a law before he became a citizen might be de pended on to violate another, and that clothing him with citizenship would not set straight his moral obliquity, but it could, perhaps, be im pressed upon him that the courts at least respect thc(law and will try to uphold its dignity, and that -the police court is a mighty poor ante chamber to the Temple of Liberty. Tart of the new treaty between Japan and America is not to be published, for fear of offending the nationalistic spirit of Japan. Hai jt been found that secret diplomacy sometimes prevents war? The coal yard prowler who was shot by a watchman should have gone into one of the milder forms of robbery, such as blowing bank safes. Local candidates' expense accounts do not look much like the orgy of corrupt expenditure predicted last August. This is the base ball team owner's time for getting the spotlight, so do not wonder at what he does to hold it. Diogenes is shining up his lantern prepara tory to starting a search for a democrat. It will take some time' for the democratic newspapers to tell how it happened. The "open door" in Turkey ought to lead to jail for a lot of the inhabitants. If Harding catches fish like he did totes, he ought to land some whales. A tnird party convention might help decide what happened to them. ' "Old Man Dollar" looms up bigger every dav now. Medicine Hat is on the job once murt A Line 0' Type orTwa Hew te the Lias, let the quips fall waera tasr miy. PoIfMoiia P'Or. Two wispa of flame that twist and flash about, (Well Imaged in Debuwy'n lovely aoorc) Summer was over, so they Ashed you out From where you sported In the out-of-door. And here I find you, atr many days Of absence, swimming In a kitchen dish; t who am darkly Ignorant of the ways Of finny pets I never kept a fish. Your Rentle mistress has forgotten you; She'll be so sorry, when I ssnd her woitl. She never dreamed you'd live the summer thro'; She thinks the cat has got you, or some Wrd. But here you are, aa llvelv as- can be, ; Twisting and darting In a rusty tub. Confound It! 1 suppose It's up to me To change your water and find you grub. What' do you eat? Or do yau thrive without? Quelle corvee! (which Is French for "What a chore!") I half-suspect I'd spill you down the spout ' Wer't not for Claude Debussy's I'olssons o'Or. How to Keep Well By DR. W. A. EVANS QuMtisn coacnalnc WrfUne, saaita tlon and nrsvsatiaa of 4jMt, sab mittse1 Dr. Evaas by readers el Tbe Br, will b answered personally, sub ject to preper limitation, where a staaiped, soclressed envelope la en closed. Dr. Evaas will not nabs alaaaesls or prescribe far Individual diseases. Address letters la cere af The Bee. Copyright, 1920, by Dr. W. A. Evans. MR. ELIIIU ROOT would make an admir able secretary of state were it not that he has horns and a forked tail and smells so strongly of sulphur. OUR second choice for secretary of state is Mr. Lodge You might not care to be cast ashore with him on a desert isle (unless a Lowell were along to make conversation), but he would restore some of the prestige that went with the office. SINGULA Ft INTUITION OF AN IOWA ATTORNEY. (From the Denlson Bulletin.) Atty. W. E. Kahler had an accident Tuesday which might have resulted in a mashed Ford and possibly some broken bones. Mr. Kahler was returning from Beloit when suddenly a front wheel of the car cflme off. Fortunately he discovered something wrong and retarded his speed. A CEDAR RAPIDS merchant informs Mr. Harding: "We are shoulder to shoulder with you to make and Iceep Cedar Rapids and the United States the two best places in the world to live in." JESS SO! Sir: May I not be among the first 1 00,000 to suggest that when the defeated Leaguers cheered Wilson ts "the first figure of the age" they had a Roman numeral in mind? II. U. F. "THE peasant, who was the base of the old pyramid, remains upon the. land," reports H. C. Wells, in his cheery surv'ey of Russia. But the democratic pyramid here has not even a base left. In Which Two Delpnosophita Kat and Ran. Sir: One may be, one indeed Is, essentially Idealistic, living for the higher things, cultivating the gifts, of the intellect, cherishing the graces of the spirit. Yet can one not escape one's embodiment; the flesh is with us, it is a fact; moreover It at times needs Bustenance, and sus tenance, of a sort, may be had, for a consider ation, at divers places that cater to this baser need, nto one such of the humbler sort, we being pressed for time and In a quarter of the city where enterprise is directed mainly to the meeting xt a middle standard my friend and I had gone, and now sat at one of those cold, hard, comfortless sepulchral slabs, suggestive of cemeteries, suggestive of bathrooms, sug gestive of dissecting laboratories, suggestive of many things the association of which with the purpose In question is so unfortunate that one wonders at the vogue f cold, hard, comfortless, sepulchral slabs. Choice was not the affair of a moment; a card with so much on It, one giving, .by its proof of what had been, such weight to "its- promise of what would be served, called for the exer cise of discrimination, .demanded study lest amidst so much the besk might escape notice. But for all the wealth of variety certain things stood out: prominently featured, dishes of the day, or week, were the Items, ox-tail soup, plg3' feet with sauerkraut, boiled tongue. . . . "Why." remarked my friend, absently, as though thinking of something else, "why don't they enforce the law against giving tips In res taurants?" "Oh, well," I replied, more interested in the play of light on the glimmering tables than in what I was saying, "they. have a hard enough time getting fm as it is. Haven't you observed to what extremes they go to make ends meet?" "Yes," he sighed 'wearily; "Ye?, it's simply awful." ' Thereupon we ate our meal in silence, break ing, I suspect, a tradition of the house, and rushed to catch our train. I regret to say that In our haste we failed our waiter, who had been assiduous and was not to blame, and I remem ber that we felt rather small as a consequence. i PADDED HAMMElt. A CERTAIN amount of detachment, we should say, would be required for the writing of the president's Thanksgiving proclamation. RESERVATIONS AND INTERPRETATIONS; (From the Rak,e, la.. Register.) I do hereby allege that I never stated to John MauRS or to Frank Boettcher, or any other person, that Frank Yates was a chicken thief, or that he had stolen chick ens, nor have I ever made any statement intended to. be so understood, and if any one has so Interpreted my statements they have mistaken my meaning, and I do not now so charge him. Fred Ziegler, Robert Sohn. MR. HARDING declares for a plurality of administrative gods. The idea has its advan tages, in a jovernment-'or a universe. Wlipn Peggy Werps. (Agjed Four Months) " When i'eggy weeps, her rosebud of a mouth Curves piteously with her young discontent, And tears, like April showers from the south, Dissolve the sunshine of her merriment. Her tiny hands, two pink and dainty flails, Beat the air wildly, semaphores of woe; And all the world Is filled with Peggy's wails, And none there be who dares to say her no. Yet when the darling, smiling through her tears, With feet in ah- goes cootngly to sleep, I think that in a rosary "of years This is the dearest one, though Peggy weep. , . G. V. B. "THE democratic party has been Bryan's meal ticket for 30 years," says the Memphis Commercial-Appeal. Well, all the meals are punched out now. WHY THE TOWN QUIT BUYING SAUSAGE. (From the Mason City Globe-Gazette.) Lee .Tevl.i, workman at the Decker meat ' packing plant, lost a thumb and fractured the Index finger of one hand late yesterday when the members were caught In a meat grinder. He was- given medical attention . at the Park hospital. The thumb was not recovered. 1 I THROWING self-interest to the winds, a Chicago sweet shop adveritses: "That we may have a part in the effort to bring back normal conditions anil reduce the high cost of living, our prices on chocolates and bon-bons are now one dollar and fifty cents per pound." "STANDARD of Double Morality Is' Sub ject of Play." Rocky Mountain News. How do you mean double? AN IOWA ROMANCE. (From the Clinton Herald.) Lost A large white torn cat with gray tail and two gray spots on body. Return to 1308 So. Third street and receive(reward. Lost "Topsy" black perslan cat. Any one having seen her kindly call 231 5th ave. IT is almost as difficult to buy a drink these days as to break into a bohemian tabic d'hote. WONDER how the Putrid Sea compares with the old Chicago river. THE congregation will rise and sing: Bill Bryan's heart is a-moulderiug in the grave, , But his lungs go marching on. B. L. T.' - Rising. s Those who have risen farthest, 1 find, oiten are early risers; Forbes Magazine. SUGAR AND CHILDREN. Pl-jase give your views," K. C. II. writes, "on how much sugar, candy, and preserves a child should eat evea up to 16 years. What harm is likely "to follow from too much?" Sugar is eaten both as a condiment and as a food. Asa condiment it is objected to because it creates an arti ficat mste which makes less highly seasoned foods unpalatable. The man who accustoms himself to soak ing his oysters in sauce loses his capacity to relish the insipid taste of untreated oyster.?. As a food sugar requires no diges tion, being absorbed as sugar. -. In the internal organs it undergoes slight change until the time comes to break it up into carbonic acid and water with the liberation of heat and energy. Or to transform it into fat and as such store it. As a food it is a heat and energy producer, but not in any sense a tissue builder. It protects the tissues Just as oil in a lamp protects the wick thereof, but It never can take the place of a wick nor be built into a wick. 1 There is a limit to the amount of sugar which the body can use. One way of testing the function of the liver is to feed five to six ounces of cane sugar or .hree ounces of dex trose or one and one-third ounces of milk sugar at a single meal and then test the urine for sugar. The limit of tolerance for sugar is quickly reached in many people who regard themselves as h-salthy and vigorous. This clearly means that even as a food, while sugar is a good thing, it Is a good thing of which we can easily get too much. And now something about the practical side of it. When McCollum of Johns Hopkins was once asked about sugar he iald: "That is another one of the food stuffs which is important as an ap petizer. We do not need any sugar. We would be Just as well off with out sugar if the diet is properly bal anced and well regulated. One year ago we used 11 pounds of sugar per person per year. Just before the war we used 86 pounds. We should use less sugar. Some of the anemias are due to the use of too much sugar." Should children eat sugar, in cluding candy and other sweets? Children exercise actively. They do much more muscle work in a day per pound than adults. If they eat sugar it supplies energv for thir muscles and "their tissues are spared. So much tor it. If children eat sweets the cereals, milk, bread, meat and vegetables which they need for growth, health and vigor all these necessary foods taste flat and 'rsipld. Candy eat ing children are apt to bo children of finicky appetitles and such chil dren are generally somewhat under nourished. If some one would invent a sugar that was not sweet the chil dren's specialist.-i might not object to it. As matters now stand this is about the way they fee! about it. Ther Is no great objection to giving chil-: dren a small portion of candy pro- vldea It is given at the end or a meai. They are opposed to giving children any candy, sugar, or sweets between meals. They prefer that such foods as ceroalr: should be little flavored with sugar. Treswes in large quan tities are objected to because of their effect on tbe appetite for tisspc building foods. Every mother will do well to re member that many adults can hrins cn a temporary diabetes by eating a little riore than a quarter of a pound of sugar, either as candy or in othfr forms. A child weighing a quartrr as much as an adult should not be able to stand an eighth of a pound. Commends The lltv. Lincoln, Nov. 4. To the Editor of The Bee: Just a word to con gratulate your paper on the brave, manly, fearless fight it made in the cumpalgn Just closed. Your paper was the only metropolitan paper in the state that openly and frunkly advocated the election of Senator Harding. Your editorials touching the Wil son league of narionsvery ably and eloquently pointed out the dangers in it to our American institution. The result buries deep beneath an aval anche of votes the man responsible for attempting to entangle our country with European Astatic na tions. Countless thousands who In the past were humble followers of JefferBon and Jnckson, sided in bringing thin about by their ballots. Your paper should be commended, I wish you success. Very sinoeroly yours, JOHN G. MA HER. OX Opposw the Fountain Plan. Omaha, Nov. 8. To the Editor of The Bee: Sunday's Bee carries the statement that the D. A. R. plans a memorial fountain In front of our court house, "work to start at once." Editor, save your beloved c)ty. Statuary Is always either sublime or ridiculous. "Omaha needs nn artistic group, designed bv some grent sculp tor and portraying "The Pioneers," "The First Nebrnskans," or some thing of like historical importance, ltut a memorial fountain, executed by an architect, (and we all honor John LatenBer us an architect) is too commonplace. We are "hick" enough already. And who was Thomas L. Cuming? What noble deed or splendid thought will go down the ages coupled with his name? Ladles, save your money. Save also the space before th court houso. ICONOCLAST. to the cheek and mouth, drawing the eyo almost shut, and Jerking .round the tnourh nt- times? Any movement of the muccles, such as talking, eating, etc., makes them twitch and Jerk more. Is there any cure? Will an electrical vibrator be of any benefit? Is this trouble liable to grow v.'orse?" RErLY. It is probable that you have a spasmodic tic. Trobably you are too old, too settled, and too stable for one of the po-called hysteria Jerks to which younger girls arc prone. Better have your physician get to work on yoii. Better Bo Examined. W. F. W. writes: "1. What is in dicated by a sore tongue and mouth? Both burn like Are and have cankered off and on for months past. "2.. What diet best reduces uric add in the system? "3. Will the above conditions ef fect the heart? "4. Will anything besides diet af fect such acid?" REPLY. 1. There are many causes of sore tongue. One is pellagra. Another is a badly balanced diet. Have your physician examine you. 2. Discontinue eating meat and meat soups. Boiled beef and soup meats (taken from soup) are the least harmful meats from your standpoint. Sweetbreads, kidneys, liver and fries stand at the other end of the line. On the other hand, eat white potatoes and other vege tables. 3. Not directly. You Have an Advantage. A. C. G. writes: "Please tell me what causes tears to form In my eyes when I laugh. The same con dition is true when I laugh only slightly, also when I yawn." REPLY. Probably your ear ducts are not capacious and when you produce a alight excess of tears the drains are not equal to the load and the sur plus overflows. It Is not every one who can laugh until ho cries. Belter Be Treated. Mrs. T. B. writes: "What causts twitching of the eyelids, extending "business is coop thank YOU !fW ' a tl 'A iff I oF yesterdav mav not be the highestr type oP today. Trx the matchless iliii 1 i-t - old standards irv piano-making are transcended a new and. supreme stand- . ard ortone beauty . a-i. . li louses meir piace. VferiVjtishiqhesK praised, as well as highest priced. Our line of the very highest type of Piano's represents twelye dif ferent factories, any one of them is a credit to our house. They are sold with the Hospe Guaran tee, at the plainly marked price whether ' you buy for cash or on time. 1513 Douglas St. Ask to hear the Art Apollo Reproducing Piano. It's a Wonder. IV Nicholas Oil Company Retort of a Soldier. Omaha, Nov. 8. To tho Editor of The Bee: In last Sunday's Bee there was a very Interesting article about a certain judge and society lady lemarking that if the Canadian gov ernment could not take care of her war heroes, Uncle Sam and the Red Crosa would. At least it is very pleas ing to know that any intelligent soldier of the American army knows that the Canadian boys were treated much better than Uncle Sam ever thought of treating his wounded heroes. I am a Canadian war vet eran myself, having all my toes blown off in the battle of Ypres and shrapnel in the right leg My buddie who was in the 27th division on detached service, was gassed, had trench fever. I have dysentery and suffering from a stiff leg. Don't you think it's high time that some of our eltlieiis thought about ftolng some ting for our boys. At times my buddie has not been able to get mora thr.n one day's work a week In; for thl he gets nothing in the wa of compensation; I get 140 pei month from a grateful Canadlat people who know what we boys suf fored. V.. McKinnon, Canadian 22t Bat., 100 Y. A. corps. J. R. Voller 27th Liv., V. S. A. Startling, to Say the Iet.' A teacher in a North Side cho. declured that she leceived the sur prise of her life the other day whei she kept a littlo -year-old yount ster after school. 1 When all the other pupils had gnu. she felt disposed to lecture her lltth charge. "Now, Eddie, you know tha It hurts me moro than it docs you t keep you after school." she said, ii a kindly tone. And before she could go on tin little boy, who was doing his best ti be agreeable, said, "1 knew it, teach tr; fsther always says that he hate; like the devil to have to stay in tin office after all the other men hav gone home." Columbus Dispatch. Hard Luck, Anyway. 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