14 U. S. Must Clothe 1,250,000 Poles "x Poverty Up to Resumption of Hostilities Had Nearly Been Eradicated. riioio ri..H. THE GUMPS- THE DRESSMAKER IS STILL WITH, THE GUMPS Drawn for The Bee by Sidney Smith. Tbi. ii "Go to Movie" Week ANF I Cf&i HFC Utrp own worevc thc tsvn A 5 pcanc ROAVT OH SWfcAV ANt STWFV NIRRt P cA,NtAU ABOUT ANt I CAN JOSY VEAR. THVT OL T3AT5V TALK ATSOUT MONrV SAYIN6-YvAAX Have You t AT X ALL WEK- AND VETOES-, Heard About This Wonder 13 r.lKST wtx BOLEl THEN How he stavs ovn mcvAT- THE. 6)rH? VJWCH WWEM vAE GETS THROUGH PANNING K6 VL-V- fcE. WELL "PONE VLU 1 . A Vtamkg vfc. on V yum uMflkj , IM i r ill I Loudon, Nov. 9. One of the aft ermaths of the Polish-Soviet war is that Americans will be called upon to feed and clothe more than 1.250, 000 Polish children this winter through the American Relief Ad ministration. The orRanization bv which a ont $l9,0(k000 worth of food and cloth ing was distrihutcd in Poland in 16 months at a cost of approximately $80,000, is virtually intact. Jt in cludes between 1 5.000 and 18.000 Poles whose services are paid for by Poland but who worked tinder the direction of a few American ad ministrative officers. The Toles also pay for transportation from the ships, warehousing and distribution. Although the distributing organ ization was considerably disarranged during the recent fighting, officials here say they can get into working order again very quickly after rail road repairs have been completed. Tricl ,T DARE say you often have seen I this tTick and wondered how A it was done. The magician shows an ordinary kitchen chair. waves his hands over it more or less gracefully, until he thinks he has it magnetized. He places the , palm of one hand on the seat of the chair. He raises his hand. The chair rises, acting just as if the magician had been telling the truth when he declared that he had magnetized it. You can do the trick, yourself,, and you don't have to know any thing about magnetism. All you need is a kitchen chair, a 10 cent imitation gold ring and a small nail. The nail is driven into the seat of the chair. The nail must r.ot be longer than a small crapet tack and it should not be driven in all the way. A slot is filed in the ring, as in the illustration. The width of the slot is only a lit tle greater than the diameter of the body of the nail. This ring is worn on the middle finger of the right hand, slot on the inside of the hand and toward the palm. The mysterious passes are for the purpose of making the trick look more difficult. Place the right hand on the seat of .the chair and rub it around ylowly, engaging the nail with the ring. After the nail has slipped into the slot, here isn't much to do but to raise the hand. The chair comes, also. You will find that if you will press down with the tips of your fingers you can pull the nail out , of the chair bottom. The chair can then be passed for-examination. Copyright, 1S19, Thompson Feature Service Parents Problems Should a child be allowed to own a canary? It the child is old enough and suf ficiently responsible to care for the bird properly, there is no reason why she should not own a canary. It should be made plain to her that, while wild birds would be unhappy in a cage, the canary knows no oth er home and 'would be unhappy if let loose in the woods. , 1 WHY? Do We Speak of "Fighting Like Kilkenny Cats? Practically everyone has heard of the two cats of Kilkenny that fought until nothing was left but their tails, and, although the story may sound like the rankest kind of nature-faking, there is a substratum of fact upon which it is founded. " During the rebellion in Ire land in 1803, Kilkenny was gar risoned by a number of Hessian soldiers who amused themselves in the barracks by tying two cats together by the tails and throwing them across a clothes line to fight. The officers, hear ing of the cruel practice, re solved to stop it, and sent one of the lieutenants to collect evi dence, while the soldiers also placed a man on guard to give warning of the approach of the officer. One day, however, the sentinel neglected his duty, and the heavy tramp of the officer was heard ascending the stairs. Seizing a sword one of the troop ers cut the tails in two as the animals hung across the line, and the two cats escaped minus their tails, through the open window. When the officer inquired the explanation for the two bleed ing tails left over the line, he was informed that the two cats had been fighting and had devoured each other, all but the tails. It ( was from this bit of quick think ing that the story or the Kil kenny cats originated, and, in time, became a synonym for fierce fighting without quarter. -. (Copyright, 150. By the Wheeler Syndicate. Inc.) More Truth By JAMES J. NO GOOD We read that folks who like to tope Have lately had a goodly boost to Their meribund, but breathing hope Of getting lit the way they used to. For if a doctor will agree - To issue the required directions, A man can get a bun or spree Through subcutaneous injections. And yet somehow we do not think The methods will have much attraction, Because a subcutaneous drink ' Don't promise one much satisfaction. The thrill that titilates the throat On hoisting in a fizz of today, Will not be noticed in remote And nerveless sections of one's body. And while the law may see no harm For doctors, gowned and capped and solemn, To serve you highballs through the arm, Or half way up the spinal column, , You'll miss the mirror and the bar, ' The frost upon the glass congealing, And your imbibing will be far From bringing back the same old feeling. ; , To get a jag on in a cot, While round about one doctors hover, To be a subcutaneous set Beneath an antiseptic cover. Though that way he may get a stew As quick, or even quicker, It's not "a thing that's likely to Restore the old time taste for liquor. DECEIVING Some dealers neglect to add the word OUT to their ready-to-wear clothes advertisements. VAT SZfr TOO CLOSE ABROAD England's difficulty with Ireland arises from the fact tint the Irish sea isn't as wide as the Atlantic ocean. TIMES HAVE CHANGED Two years ago the cry was "Ships! Ships! Ships!" Now it's "Car goes! Cargoes! Cargoes! (Uopyngnt, 1920, By The South Side Raid Reveals Empty Jugs And Unlicensed Motor Car When South Side detectives raid ed the rooming house of Mrs. Mae McCoy, 2115 Q street, they found several empty jugs, a pint bottle half ; filled with alleged alcohol and an j automobile in the rear yard without a license or wheel tax tag. j Mrs. McCoy was arrested. Inv South S'de rjolice court yesterday she told the judge she knew nothing ot the jugs or bottle, that they must' have been left by some roomer. Her trial on charges of illegal possession of liquor was continued 30 days. She was fined $5, however, for having an automobile without a license or wheel, tax tag. Skinner Packing Plant To Reopen Next Monday Ralph Dold, son of the founder of th' Dold Packing company, which recently assumed control of the Skinner Packing company, arrived in Omaha yesterday to bu general manager of the , Skinner Packing plant, which is to reopen next Mon day. H. D Hunt, general suoerintend ent, returned from the east Monday. He began the organization of the working forces tf the plant yester day. Between 400 and 500 em ployes will open the plant next Monday, he said. Missionaries to Speak. Two leading missionaries of the Disciples of Christ will speak at the South Side Christian church Thurs day night. Dr. A. L. Shetton, missionary at Batang, Tibet will de liver an address at 7:15 on his ex periences when captured and held for ransom by brigands while traveling from Batang to Yunnanfu D. O. Cunningham of India will ypeak upon the social revolution jn that Asiatic country. A supper will be served at 6:30. South Side Brevities Illinoli coal, $13.75. Howtnnd Lbr. and Coal Co. I'hone So. 1614. Adv. Pleasure club will give a dance Wednea dnv evening, Nov. 10, at Labor temple. Adv. Safety deposit boxes for rent. 13 and up. Live Stock Nat. Bank, Junction 24th and N Sta. Adv. The W. C. .T. V. will ' hold a business mcr-tln this afternoon at the home of Mrs. D. Banner, 4118 South Twenty-third ! street. , The Ladles' Aid society of St. Lukes j Lutheran rhurrh ill meet Thursday J aftRrnoun at the home of ilrs. li. & 1 Nelson, 2112 U street. ' Than Poetry MONTAGUE Bell Syndicate, Inc.) ' ' , Box Car Is Robbed Six cases and six pails of candy, valued at $200, and consigned to the Woohvorlh 10-Cent store, was stolen from a Rock Island box car in the South Side yards Monday night, Special Agent W. R. Coudrey re ported to police. Philadelphia leads the world in the manufacture of textiles, just as it makes mnre Inromntivps more steel railroad cars and more leather goods. Going Bourn" We are placing 1,000 yards of the famous Hope brand muslin, at an of, PER YARD . 7,500 yards of fancy outing flannel, in checks or stripes, of the very sold at 65c a yard; on sale, special, at, PER YARD 5,000 yards of French gingham, very latest patterns, regularly sold PER YARD Victor percale, light and dark colors, very best quality for dresses value; on sale, A YARD.. Men's heavy ribbed or heavy fleece lined union suits, in sizes 36 to at Men's We have gone through our stock gate these bargains. Cold Weather Is Here We have made a great reduction on blankets and comforters; priced as low as Boys' Sweaters, all styles, colors and sizes V Men's Union Made Overalls Flannel night gowns and pajamas our entire Btock at 25 off i Remember- We Gire S. & H. Green Trading PHILIP' DEPARTMENT STORE 24th and O Streets "i61 ' SL&EPY-TIM.E 'A THE ?ALE fir &r BY ARTHUipCOTT BAILEY CHAPTER V Jasper Jay's Story After the blinding -flash of light and the queer click had sent Brownie Beaver hurrying home from his part ly gnawed tree, he stayed in his house for a long time before he ventured out again. Indeed, .the night was half gone when he at last he stole forth to Jasper Jay cave one of his loud laughs. find Grandaddy Beaver and tell him about this awful fright. Brownie found th3 old gentleman resting after several hours' work upon the big dam. And when voung Brownie told Grandaddy what had happened, the old gentleman didn't know just what to think. "It couldn't have been a moon beam," he said, "because there's no moon to-night. And I don't see how it could have been a gun, because there was no roar. . . . Did you hear a sort of whistle ?" he asked. "Any thing that sounded like a bullet pass ing over your heard?" Brownie Beaver shuddered at the mere mention of a bulbt. "I heard nothing but that odd click," he replied. "That's what a gun sounds like wien it's cocked," said Grandaddy Beaver. "But with a gun. the lick comes first, the flash next, and the roar last of iM. And here you tell me tho flash came first, the click next, and there was no roar at all. . . . What's a body a-going to think. I'd like to know? It wasn't a gun that's sure. And if you want to know what I say about it, why I say that it was a very strange thing that happened to you. And I'd keep away from that tree for a long time." "I had made up my mind that I'd do that," Brownie told him. And then he went home again. . But he Prices Are At PHILIP' The policy of this store has always been to give the public the most possible for their money. The growth and success of our store is proof enough that this policy has proven satisfactory. We are able to give our patrons good merchandise at a very low price, because we have been able to take advantage of the manufacturer's cash price. and Boys' (Vlackinaws and reduced these prices considerably, ' . T A L ES never went to sleep until almost noon the following day; for whenever he closed his eyes he semed to see that blinding flash of light again. ( . When Jasper Jay came on Satur day afternoon to tell Brownie Bea ver what hacT happened in the world during the past week he had an as tounding piece of news. "Hi-re's something about you," Jasper told Brownie,! as soon as he could catch his breath. Jasper had flown faster than usual that day, because he had such interesting news. "Your picture," he told Brownie, "is in the photographer's window, way over in the town where Farmer Green goes sometimes." "I've often suspected," he said "that you don't always telli me the truth. And now I know it. I've never been to the photographer's in my life. So how could he have my picture, I should like to know?" "But you don't have to go to the photographer's to have your picture taken," Jasper Jay retorted. "Why couldn't the photographer come to you?" "I suppose he could," Brownie Bea ver st.id. "But he's never been here." Jasper Jay gave one of his loud laughs. j "That " he said "that is just where you are mistaken. And vheq I explain how I came by this news, maybe you'll believe me. "Tommy Fox told it to me," Jas per went on, "and old dog Spot told it to him. Everybody knows that old Spot sometimes poes to town with his master. They were there yester day. And Snot saw ycur picture him self. What's more, he heard the photographer tell Farmer Green that he came up here almost a week ago, hid his camera in some bushes, and set a flesh-light near a half gnawed tree. And when you started to work on thj tree that night you brushed agair.st a wire, and the flash flared up, and the camera took your pic tore before you could jump away. . . . Now vhat do you say?" Jasper Jay demanded., "Now do vou think I'm telling you the truth?" Brownie Beaver was so surprised that it was several minutes before he could speak. Ilien he said. "Grandaddy Beaver was right. It wasn't a gun. I was just having '.-.y picture taken." Brownie was actual ly pleased, because he knew he was the only person in his village tha; had ever had such a th ng happen to him. 1 After that he was ready to believe everything Jasper Jay told h"m. So Jasper related !'.tme wonderful news. And it would hardly be fair for any one rot present st the tinvj to say that it wasn't perfectly true--every word of it. (Copyright, Orosset & Dunlap.) unheard of low price best quality, regularly at 59c; on sale at, or shirting; regular 59c 18c 35c 25c 25c 46; $3.00 values, $1.98 It will pay you to investi- $1.59 EACH and Up $1.49 $1.29 the regular price. i Stamp. South Omaha Going Down S Big Store I'M THE GUY I'M THE GUY who is always "going" to do something. I believe in putting off until to morrow anything and everything I can possibly avoid doing today. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof, I figur--, and if I can spread out the evil over a couple of days, "vhy should I luy it on thick on one one day. Besides, what I'm leaving for to morrow is'nt important anyway. It's one of those things that should be done only when one has to. I'm oo busy, anyhow, to attend to such I rifles. When I have more time I'll attend to it. i Maybe it is something important, but I'm too tired. Tomorrow I'll 1 ell stronger -and full of pep, and 't won't take me long to clean it tight up. So why make mvsclf more weary today, and less fitted o tackle it tomorrow? Yes, youri aavJce is all well enough. Butjmy own system I have found to be pretty good. It's my business, if I want to keep putting off all the time. It suits mc, and I don't sec why you should allow" it to worry you. Suppose you try looking out for ypurself and cut out worrying about me. Anyhow, some day I'm going to work up a little energy and sur prise. I'm going to, honest. In the meantime, why worry? Copyright, 1920, Thompson Feature Service. Blanket Prices Have Been Re duced at Bo wen's With the big reduc tions in market prices and the Ifurther, reduc tions in our own prices, you are able to ecure Blankets at Bowen's at far less than you have been . paying heretofore. Large and timely pur chases secured from the manufacturers at big price concessions, and we are giving our cus tomers every advantage of these big savings. We are pleased to be able to show you Blan kets now at values and prices that will make you want to make your pur chases at Bowen's, and, as usual, you make your own terms. Advertisement AMI SKMKNTS. QUKt EMMA HAIG assisted by Richard W. Keene: FRANK WILCOX A CO. PRIMROSE FOUR; SWOR BROTH ERS; William Brack A Co.: Werner A Amoros Trio; Coley A Jaxon; Top ics of the Day: Kinograms. ' " Matinees 15. 25 A 50c; Tew 5c A $1.00 Sat. A Sun. Nights, 15, 25, SO, 75c, $1.00; $1.25. "OMAHA'S FUN CENTER Daily Mat., 15c to 75c Mites, 25c to 91.25 Burlesk's Sweetheart, Our Very Own parable M0LLIE WILLIAMS AND HER GREATEST SHOW See Mollie's dramatic episode of the froxen north, THE UNKNOWN LAW. Mollie's beauty chorus of Peaches and Vamps. LADIES' DIME MATINEE WEEK DAYS SU Mat. ft Vk. Dsn I'olemsn and The Huntings Show. EMPRESS LAST TIMES TODAY SOUTHERN HARMONY FOUR; SIG. FRANZ A CO. ROLLS & ROYCE; FREED e GREEN. Photoplay attrac tion: "Beware of the Bride," featuring Eileen Percy. Christie Comedy. Fox News. I Empress Rustic Garden Dancing and Refreshments Special Cabaret Attractions Noonday and Sup per Luncheonettes. ' Admission Free Matinee Admission Night, 55c rhone Tyler 5645 for Free Table Reservations OPEN EVERY DAY 11:30 to 1 A. M. AUDITORIUM TODAY Matinee at 3:30 Evening, 8:30 SOUSA t BAND Lieutenant Commander John Philip Sousa, Conductor CHANGE OF PROGRAM MATINEE AND EVENING Prices Matinee, 75c, $1.00, $1.50 Prices Evening, $1.00, $1.50, $2.00 I'HOTO I-LYY. The mighty dmnin of a bad mnn rsho turned good. SEE THE SUPER SPECIAL REDEEMER ONE OF THE SCREEN MIRA CLES THAT COME ONCE IN A DECADE. With HOUSE PETERS and a NOTEWORTHY CAST. o ; Charles Ray Peaceful Valley" A mctum of exceDtional merit. ; Come early and bring mother -he will like it. Entertainment Cabaret Good Music -BEATTY'S Co-Operative Cafeterias Pay Dividends to Those Who Do the Work AMISKMENTS. THE GREAT LON CHANEY As "Bliziard" tha Legless Man THE MOST REMARKABLE, THE MOST FASCINATING CHARACTER Ever Presented to Photoplay Followers, IN G0MRNEUR MORRIS -famous story THE : PENALTY NOW PLAYING AT THE EVERYONE ISJTALKING ABOUT THIS PICTURE SEE IT AND YOU WILL KNOW WHY Come Early Atterd Matinees . j .... 'RlWHl 'ItoWANriBMAlE i She had cut in on romance and adventure on a busy wire before. But now her heart wires ' were iangled. She had "wrong number," "busy6 wire." and "call you later. So, bravo heart, she sent, 'out the S. O. S. to all males. Could she beat Cumd t Come and sec t ' JAMES OLIVER CURIVOOD'S "NOMADS of the NORTH" j, Featuring LON CHANEY The "Fret" in "The Miracle Man" LEWIS STONE Star of "The River's End" SCORES OF WILD ANIMALS At 3, S, 10 and 9:45 "DAWN IN THE NORTH WOODS" A Descriptive Musical Prologue H. S. DISBROW Omaha's Favorite Baritone SILVERMAN'S ORCHESTRA - Omaha's Greatest Orchestra Bee want ads arc best buiu? scttcrc if- - - . . . .. .