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HE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28. 1920.
More Truth Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE
A LAMENT
On learning that Imported cheese are to be deodorlied.
I've teamed to be a connoisseur;
I order dinners now with ease;
i I'm always careful to prefer
The more dynamic forms of cheese. '
I sniff the humid camemberr,
When with discerning friends 1 sup,
And if it does not taint the air
I pass it up.
This knowledge came with riper years;
There was a time, I freely own,
That I was filled with direful fears !
When cheeses made their presence known,
' At gorgonrola I recoiled;
At Pont I'Eveque I took affright;
Frotnage 'de Brie and Roquefort spoiled
My appetite.
But now I've learned to pick and choose:
I feast on cheese without restraint,
And at my dinner I enthuse
At scents that turn most people faint. ,
I cannot say I like the stuff,
But having a discerning nose,
I have discovered, is a bluff
That always goes.
But science now has wrought a spell
! Limburgers, Pont I'Eveques and Brit s
Hereafter, so we're told, will smell
Like ordinary grocery cheese..
1 And so, alas, my hard won rep ,
Of being erudite and clever
Enough to judge them by their pep
Is gone forever.
Trie?
ThATy
CAN
C-HIS little flourish, which you
can do with a golf or ping
pong ball, or even with an
egg, looks very, very " difficult.;
You will find, however, that'
- . ALMOST THERE NOW
Cooks will never be satisfied till they get on a basis of all pay and
no work.
ALMOST THE RECORD
Obregon has been president of Mexico nearly a month, and he is
beginning to get nervous.
NO LONGER STARVING APPARENTLY
Armenia has gone to war. Wonder if that's what she wanted our
assistance for. ,
' (Copyright, 1920, By The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
Locals in the Cleveland Federation
of Labor are assessing themselves 50
cents per member to build up a "de
fense fund" for use in fighting open
shop campaigns.
Only a few years ago the metal
works in Petrograd employed nearly
150,000 workers, while at tbc present
time the number of workers has fall
en from 5 to 7 per cent of the normal.
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nothing in the juggler's bag of
tricks is much easier.
Hold the ball between the two
forefingers as in the illustration.
Each finger presses on the ball
and each is carried, first slowly,
then rapidly, around the other.
The ball will travel around and
around. The faster the fingers '
are moved, the faster will be the
progress of the ball.
Although the trick is easy to
learn, here's a word of warn
ingl ;
If you try it with an egg, take
up the parlor carpet before you
start and make sure that the
egg is fresh.
(Copyright, 1919, Thompson Festurs '"
. Service.)
Trials Encountered
By "Ancient Mariner"
Only Mere Trifles
New York. Oct. 27. Hardships at
sea that made the trip of the "An
cient Mariner" seem comparatively
comfortable, were told by the skip
per of the Italian steamer President
Wilson, which arrived from Trieste
and. Naples.
' Soon after leaving Trieste a wire
less warning that a field of fioatiilg
mines had broken loose caused a
wide detour; then fire broke out in
the forward room as Naples was
reached. In the harbor, labor agi
tators harangued the crew to go on
.strike, and at lea. the next day two
; dozen; stowawys were discovered, so
Uhe .ship put back to Naples to de
j bark them.
I After leaving land again, the ship
j came upon seven Moors exhausted
j in a small boat. Theysajd a severe
I storm washed away their sails and
cargo. A. severe storm amounting
almost to a typhoon, which lashed
huge waves over the entire liner, was
encountered off Gibralter. For six
days she pushed against the head
winds. Republican Chieftains
In Panic, Daniels Declares
Chicago, Oct. 27. Josephus Dan
iels, secretary or the navy, in an ad
dress, declared that the swing to. Cox
in the east, the middlewest and west,
had thrown the republican leaders
into a panic from which they could
not recover..
"Everywhere I have found many
republicans, who are for Cox, who
before Senator Harding's Dcs
Moines speech had planned to vote
for hinis That speech swung hun
dreds of thousands of votes to Gov
ernor Cox. In some places it is not
merely a turn of the tide, but a revolution."
Dog Hill Paragrafs
By George Bingham
THE deputy constable is almost
sure" he will go to the how
next Monday night. Iy is a
melodrama in which - one person
gets hit three times with the same
Pe.
The Tickville Tidings records a
six-legged calf, which recently ar
rived in a nearby community. , Silc
Kildew says he sure would hate to
buy shoes for that calf. .
Poke Eazley . says he don't re
member of ever going on a camping
trip that one of the party did not
appear with a long face at the last
minute and announce that it was im
possible for him to go, as his wife
was sick. '
Death Sentence Against
Texas Man Is Affirmed
Austin. Tex.. Oct. 27. The court
of criminal appeals affirmed the death
penalty against Jose Ferca ot til
Paso, for the murder of Maria Ram
hach. The statement of facts set
out that Perea killed the woman and
i Emanuel Sanchez, while on a hunt
ing trip, and appropriated their prop
erty when he returned to El Paso.
Onion Outfitting Co.
Giving Big Quantity
Groceries Free With
Ho osier Cabinets
Puritan Flour Biscuits But
tered With Nucoa, and
Advo Coffee With David
Cole Cream FREE
A Beautiful Hoosier Kitch
en Cabinet Given Away
Friday' Evening,
October 29
Dozens of thrifty housewives
who realize the time and labor
8 a v i n g conveniences of the
Hoosier Kitchen Cabinet are se
lecting, a cabinet during the
Hoosier Demonstration now go
ing on at the Union Outfitting
quantity of well known, high
Company and getting a large
quanity of well known,, high
grade groceries Free with their
cabinet.
In addition to the groceries
mtrAn awnv tusmv forma nf S1 a
week are being made during I
noosier wees.
At the Hoosier Booth a dainty
luncheon of Hot biscuits, mad?
of Puritan Flour, and buttered
with delicious Nucoa and hot
"Advo" Coffee with Davd Cole
Cream is being served Free to all
visitors. 1
The Union Outfitting NCom-
Sany, known as the "Home of
ome Outfits" is making special
inducements this fall to young
couples just starting housekeep
ing. No transaction is ever con
sidered complete until the cus
tomer is satisfied.
Mexico Urged to Punish
Murderer of Americans
Washington,' Oct. 27. The State
department today announced that it
had taken steps to urRe on the Mex
ican government, prompt and effec
tive measures for the apprehension
and punishment of the murderers of
two American citizens. Arthur L.
Moselv and Gmtave Salazar, slain
near Tampico last Monday. Salazar,
rnoTorL.ws.
Last Timet Today
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Engagement Extraordinary
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Appearing at 3 p. m.
and 9 p. m. today and
Friday in connection
with the showing of
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By Frank L. Packard,
Author of
"The Miracle Man"
it was said, might have been Ignacio
Moreno Falazar of Tucson, Ariz., to
whom a passport was issued Octo
ber 8, for himself, wife and two
chlidren to visit relatives in Mexico.
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AFTER several years of unusually intelligent work
as leading woman for Harold Lloyd, Thomas
Meighan and Wallace Reid during which time she
nation-wide DODularitv this clever and stun-
won
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A Sunshine. Comedy
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A romantic comedy as sparkling as
sunshine upon a dew-drenched mea
dow; as joyous as the song of a lark.
This is adapted from two com
plete Saturday Evening Post
stories "You Never Can Tell"
and "Class," by Grace Lovell
Bryan two complete Post fea
tures done into one BEBE DAN-
1ELS scenario.
Of course you remember Miss
Daniels' super work in "Male
and Female," "Everywoman,"
"The Dancin' Fool," "Why
Change Your Wife."
"A bit of the mystic Orient slumbering
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Insurance Adjusters Compel Complete Disposal of all
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Thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of merchandise was barely touched
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