THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: OCTOBER 24, 1920.
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Letters From a Home-Made
Father to His Son
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Safe!
I Brandeis Stores
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'Service" is not confined to patient help ex
tended by salespeople to customers. Yet it is all
that. Brandeis representatives are carefully
trained to aid shoppers in making their money go
as far as it must But including all these con
veniences and aids, "Service" at Brandeis Stores
fneans selection of tke riarht eoods. fixinsr the
tt lowest possible prices, telling the customer the ex
act trutn and serving, in every way, the custom
er's best interests.
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jliu-uukuoui taese on years uie euorta oi cran-
dels Stores have been to create permanent busi
ness eooL tvilL We are merchants and not Dhilan-
thropists. But we believe with Walter Scott that
"the race of mankind would perish did they
, ; eease tp aid each other. w cannot exist wuh
; trat mutual help." Brandeis Stores have ever
60 carefully that the results have won for this
Consistent 39-year effort the thoroughly deserip-
tjgp phrase yPartnenzrag the Customer. '
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1 Iii the future, as in the past, you will find here
most of the comforts and conveniences, the imple-
.tncnts and the tools and the playthings of life.
, With it all you will find Service the service ,
that satisfies the customer and brings him back
for another bargain; the service that builds im-
perishable good will for the taerchant
ve celebrate
3Hi JDiniversary of Brandeis Stores be celebrated.
tic than an Anniversary Sale in which prices
'hails what we have done in THE ANNIVEE
JOCLOCK MONDAY MORNING: STUDY
fiyC p will mean "big money in your pocket."
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ug xne ugm goods ai ine ngnt, prices, gran
's new to tne greatest ajienng or mercnan-
the country.
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p and Dress Goods
3,50 per.YJ. at 1.25
I jierful purchase of 8,500 yards of this season's newest
- jfyf&GL ban assembled turn into one great lot.
'ga 55-hcH Satin Dutchess
afi-inrili Satin RjiriiAfit.
; 40-inch Foulard
:S6-inch Satin de Lux :
All
Jard
if ul Silks, 95c -
IpiiJ, oidyj to inaugurate the first day of our 39th anni-
All at
50-Inch Orepe de Chine
etf ' 86-inch Wash Satin
IQrgich Eadium
95 c
Yafd
M Untrimmed Hats
36ft, unfrlmme'd, fea'dy to
5a fts an8 all sillc velvets in off-
al3 street" Bats. There are
vqeI3om before have we
llite S?y tit the height of the season.
rfefeLfrjJm $3.50 to $5.00; spe-
7 5
& WA VCMJUI
Mc
Famous
Pluto Water
Regukr50e
value, at w-. J
29c
Girls' Frocks
Fancy Cotton Materials
It seems hardly oossi-
ble; 2 to 6 and 8 to 14
year sizes; eincham,
fancy tub materials, etc.,
all up-to-date styles ; bun- " ,
dreds to choose . Qfi.
from, each
Baemcnt Eait.
Darning Cotton ,
Fast colored darning cotton;
an exceptional bargain, at
per spool .
Main Floor wt
3c
Crochet Cotton
O. N. T. and Silkene crochet
cotton in white and color;
special for tbla sale, 1 A
per ball. ( A VI.
I Main Fleer south
, Babies' Jiffy Palits
Babies' rubber Jiffy pants;
all sixes, regular 75o values, iQ
priced for this aale, apecial, at T7C
Main Pioor soutn.
1 -ujrt Belting
inside skirt beltinsr. white.
regular 15c and S5o values,
specially priced for tbls
sale, per yard
v Wain Floor South
7V2c
Imported Handkerchiefs
Women's checkered and
barred borders; also white in
initial and embroidery; hem- ,
stitched, fine lawn. Mens
hemstitched lawn; 25c i rv
values, at
Main Floor East
Creepers and Rompers'
Ginghams, Crepe, Cham-'
brays, also white. Some trimmed
with contrasting colors.
Sixes 6 month to 6 years i oq
1.98 to 2.9S values, at X
Third Floer Center
AU Wool Velours
68 inches wide; for, tai
lored suits, dresses and
coats; in the season's best
shades, 16.00 value; spe- O QC
ciaL yard, 0U9
Main Floor center
Silk Petticoats
- Worth 7.95 to 9.95
Silk Jersey with accordion
pleated flounces, combining .
two and colors in harmonious
effect; made with continuous i
placket, having two snaps at '
waist line, full through hips.
Taffetas are soft and lustrous,
in new straight line effect,
fine pleated ruffles 1 7Q
at bottom. -
Second Floer North
Pearl White
Soap
Cudahy's Pearl White
oap for all laundry pur-
posesT Special,
10 bars for O V C
, N Fifth Floor-West.
New Hair Bow Stripes
Five-inch ribbon; also Per;
iian and floral designs in light
and dark combinations, this in
great sale, at, yard IPC
Main Floor North
Human Hair Nets
Carefully selected real hu
man hair nets; our 15c kind;
sap and fringe- styles; all o(J
ihades: special 4 for 3C
Brassieres and Bandeaux
Of fancy novelty cloth; also
white batiste trimmed front
and back with embroidery ACkm
Sites 83 to 44, special, at XJ C
Basement 8euth
Ifrint
yard
per yard
Main Floor North
1
Fine Apron Dresses
Worth 1.39 Regularly
Fancy plaids and stripes, pretty fdotterd
patterns, b'o(h light and dark",; solid pink
and light blue, indigos, etc, in tie-back
styles, new strap-effects, belted and elastic
waist styles many with large double pock
ets, in all sizes, (Jf
each
- issement East
1800 Pain Men's Coveralls
1.98
Have Said From $3 to $4
J Soida! Par Pair
Men's Union Alls and Cover Alls;. Oak Brand OrVADa; Lee
Brand Union Alls and other nukes, These are practical suits for me
ehianies, engineers, brakemen, firemen $m aut meehanics. Also for
antomobiling, hunting and all-round wear. : ' ,1 QO
Sold from 3.00 to 4.00, special, per suit at
Brandeis tteresSeeend FloerMen's etore
House Dresses
worth 1.68 to 2.25
ginghams and percale ;
dozens oi styles to choose
from ; all up-to-date prae- (
tical models. A chance to
buy a good house dress
for less than the price of .
the material, special, qq
each
Women's jPure Thread
Silk Hosiery
, 2 J 00 Pairs Irregulars of 3.00 'Qualities
Just 2,100 pairs of Women's Bnre Thread Silk Hosiery all are full
fashioned silk to the top; others silk to the knee, with lisle garter tops,
lisle soles, and high, reinforced heels. This is one of the biggest bar
gains we have been able to offer to our customers, and wa urge you
to take -advanatge of it. Regular and out sues; v
colors, black and cordovan. Irregulars of 3.00 '. v I X7
quality. Special, per pair,
Bargain in Houcewarea
Casseroles 8-inch size; Guernsey sinst with heavy
nickel-plated frame; special, priced at, each,
Cups and Saucers Japanese blue; a special bargainer
this sale; set of six,
Aluminum Tea Kettles and 5-quart size; heavy
aluminum, wood bail 5 $4-98 value ; special, ' t
Aluminum Boasters Bound pattern with side vent;, of heavy weight
weight aluminum? slightly damaged; ' AQ
a.flSvahiftiSTieciftL SWTri7
Aluminum Skillets Made of heavy pressed sheet
aluminum; regular 98c value; special,
2.95
2.98
2.25
45.
rot W,w Wet.
Women'o Union Suito
Very Special for This Sale .
' Women's Warm Fleecy Union Suits for real winter weay f lilgh" neck,
long sleeves, ankle length; garments that come in email sizes for
small women. We have another garment without 'fleece, in low neck,
sleeveless and ankle length. All sues;
very special, per suit,
Thlr Floor-East
1.35
Special Bargains in Notiono
ited Voile
Printed Voile with beautiful colored
borders, 40 Inches wide; worth 100,
special for this sale, per g(
Fourth Floor East
Silk Ribbons .
f ' silk Moira and Satin Rib-
ions in good colors, t and 4
inches wide, special Irt
JLVl
Aluminum
Percolators
Begular 2.98 Values
1.49
Six cup , size, in plain
and octagon patterns; 1 'Q
reff. val. 1.49. sDecial e
Fifth Floor West .
Jersey Covered Bust Forma Sjuies 32 to 44; our regular
3.00 values, specially priced for this sale,
"Presto" Dress Clasps Bust proof; black and whitei all
sizes; regular 10c values, specially priced at, 7 cards for
Rick-Back Brftif 4-yard bolts eclally priced for this
sale, long as they last, each 00,, or bolts for'..
Siik Thread A fwe bargain, very specially priced for ttfc
big sale, at per spool,
Regents Safety Pins, No. 3 This is our regular 10c values
all specially priced for this sale, ,
' . Hate XlewSMtk.
Women's New Fall Hato
r Worth S.00 to 10.00 . 4 Aft
Spciol,Thi,Sal, At UUU
1.89
25c
25c
10c
4 c
Basement East,
King's Machine, Thread
Kings three cord machine
thread, black and white, spe-
clallr priced for this sal. Qi
per spool.
Main Floor South.
Imported Eandker chiefs
Silk crepe de chine; new
shades are represented in
beautiful floral designs and
barred borders, 25e
Tallies, special, each
Main Fleer East
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1212C
Hats at prices far less than their actual value in black and colors,
large hats, small hats, banded hats and off-the-face hats, in fact any
type that the matron or miss could desire will be found In this sale.
They are hats that sold regularly for from I5.0Q to $10, .very special,
8.0a
raneeis Sterea teeond fjeermrEfS f
t.
Georgette Collars '
Georgette collars, beauti
fully embroidered. Including
five distinct styles;, regular
Me values, special, ; CQw
each, at .
Male Fleer Worth
Lace and Net Vestees
Lace and net combinations v
of fluffy frilled vests In white
and ecru with collars to ,
mateh. These hare sold Cor
1.60e special, In this sale, JQ-
Mala Fleer North
Fine Laces
57 Froneh and English Val
dees and" insertions: regu
larly priced at ibc; spe-
cial, per yard, x
, Main Floor Center
3c
Warm Sweaters
Tor Women and Children
lilght weight, hut warm
models in Zephyr, Mohair, and j
Plain Wool; Tie-back and coat
styles. Colors are buff, Am
erican Beauty, Old Rose.
Turquoise, Peacock, ' Brown
and Black. Blses .
. W, and 40 sr
, Second Fleer Center
, House Dresses
Rtgular 2.15 to 19 Values.
1,025 House Dresses made of
Percale In light and dark t
shades;" also Ginghams in '
check, plaid and stripe pat
terns. Plain Chambrays,
trimmed with plaid glng-
ham; straight lite or waist
line styles; big pockets, wide
belts and fancy collars.
Biies IS to 49; regular
3.95 to 6.00 TSlues, each
at
Basement Eaat
Children's Bloomers '
Black and . wbte sateea; 1
sme with elaatio top; others
with bands, sices are from 4
to 14 years. 1.25 to 1.69 jg
values, special, at DOC
' Third Floor East '
Infants' Shirts
. Infants' Shirts, In part wool.
Rises up to 3 years; regularly
priced at 80o, special for this At
ale, at K7C
Third Floor Center.
Bleached Muslin
36-lnch Bleached Muslin,
good Quality, full Aprlng
water bleach. Eiy soft
finiflh, wonderful
value, yard .
Basement-North
ZVzc
Galvanized Tubs
atada of heary weight gal
vanised Iron, with two tide v
drop handles, OQ
special s JJOC
Fifth Floor West
Olasbak Ware Pie Plates
Guaranteed not to break In
oven, Much siae. A very spe- OQ
cial offer for. this sale at J7C
Fifth Floor West. -
Tungston
Electric Lamps
10.25 and 50 Watts
Special-at
19 c
Fifth Floor Wit
By ED. STBEBTER.
There Be No Such Word as -Priv
acy" In the Lexicon of Presi
dential Candidates.
Dear Son: .
The more I read the papers the
more I'm glad I wasn't asked to be
president of the United States. Jt
strikes me a presedenshttf candydate
has as much privacy as a fello dem
onstratin convertabel couches in a
department store window. There
was a time when the world was sad
isfied to see hirawith his hair nice
ly brushed an his high hat wore In
one hand like a chest protector.
Durin his spare time he could swear
about his bills, fire the cook, an
overhaul his bisycle on the back
stoop unhindered and unbeknownst
Its got so now, though, he's got to
get into the hall closet to change
his shirt if he doesn't want a two
real movey made of it
Folks ain't so interested nowadays
Ijit- findin how he stands on the
tarif as they be in knowin what he
eats fer brekfast an if he shaves bis
self. - Most of em would Ilssen easier
to his views on the National league
than they, would on the League of
steps off the front porch in the
morning. An there's certin thing
he can't dodge no matter what hur
ry he's In. v . .
For one thing he ain't never al
lowed to pass a bunch of old Char
acters wnats piayin games, it
don't make no difference what
they're doin pitchin horseshoes,
plain crokay, or havln a ball game
he's got to jump right out of hit
limyzine an butt right in if he knows
how to play the game or not .
An if it's a ball game be ain't
allowed to stay out in the field
where he won't be in the way, 'He
has to pitch. Which must-be very
disconcertin fer the felloe what
piayin the game speshully if they
have any bets on it You see plas
ty of pictures of "the Candydate
just goin to pitch the ball," but you .
never seen a picture of MHy Mc
Grunks catchin it." An you never
will, cause nobody's 'ever been able
to.
The Strain of Being Pleasant ;
Then, no matter how late he it,
he's always got to stop an speak to
the oldest livin inhabitant The
oldest livin . inhabitant always calls
the candydate by his first name,
chews tobaccy an recolecks how
when the candydate was a boy he .
waa on the point of horse whippin
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He's got to get into the hall closet to change his shirt.
Nations. I guess its natral, though.
Ordinary folks is always interested
in how famus ones live. It makes
em feel how they was a little bet
ter sometimes if not just as good.
A man can get more votes today
by puttin on some old clothes an
goin fishln then he can by spetyd-
in all the afternoon tellin the San
dusky Board of Trade how they
ought to go to South America. Be
fore he has his hook baited the news
is flashin over every wire in the
country. By the time he gets home
hes able to read about the whole
trip, what he wore, how he enjoyed
it, an what he might have said to
the old G. A. R. man an the little
boy if he hadn t forgot to. 1
Then every man in the country
what's ever gone fishin or hopes to,
skips the Irish problem, an the laber
question, anT the Coal uncertinty, an
reads the story of the fishin trip.
Here, says he to his wife, is
a very remarkabel coincidence. This
man uses the same fishin outfit as
me. An oldfelt hat with a hole
in it, a flanel shirt an an old pair
vi iiuwnt,.. uu iiu,l uciy iik.ui
the man. He's such a sensibel
sort" ,
Can't Even Fish Alone.
Even when he's fishin, though,
they won't leave the poor cuss be.
When you read the papers you
tninic ot him as sittin in a row
boat in the middle of a nice quiet
lake, bis pipe in his mouth, a dash
of Obejoyful in his hip pocket, an
a cold lunch under the seat.
Mo such luck, fie is drove to
the lakq in a limmyzine covered
with American flags an the auty
matticks of two mptorsycle con
stables. Everybody in ' the home
town has knocked off work fer. the
day an is there ahead of him. hooin
to work into the movies somehow
The water round his old lory is
white from motorboats, an row
boats, an press boats, an everything
else on the lake -that would float
within snapshot of him.
I should think a candydate would
feel something like that Pieyed
Piper of What'shisname what was
so smart on a flute that all the kids
in the village tagged around after
him. It was all right fer a while
an more or less flatterin, but he
must have got sort of sick of it after
they'd been naggin him all day.
He can't ever get away from em.
When he goe to church there's a
man sittin right behind him to find
out how he likes the sermon or
watch if he puts any suspender but
tons on the plate. If he sits out on
the front porch after dinner an takes
a nap the camera men are around
him in a mint takin closeups of his
back teeth. That will make all the
men what sleep with their mouths
open think he's a good solid sort
what don't put on airs. An the
fellows that sleep with em shut will
like him cause they got something
on him.
As near as I can figger out life is
one long obstickle race fer a fellow
in his position. He never knows
him a dozen times. Nothin teems
to. make a man so popyler as to have
been threatened with 'horse whippin
by all the old fellows in town.
An there aint never a minit with ,
all this pesterin when he's allowed
to be cross. That wquld be the big
gest strain fer me. A man aint built
to be nice all the time. Only yes
terday I was readin how the speshul
train pulled in at six in the mornin
an the whole town was down to tee
the candydatenake a speech. .
"He sprung out of bed," says the
paper, "pulled on some clothes, an
talked to the crowd fer half an hour
on the farmin question. ('They waa
inutii picaseu wun ins easy, pics;ni
ways." '
-'Now I know somethin about what
he was up against cause fer year 'I
Has always got to stop an speak to
the oldest livin inhabitant
been up an around at about the saras
time and talked to the hired man en
the farmin question. But in aB that
time i never sprung out of bed aa
the hired man aint never showed no
delight at my plesent easy ways.
No, my son, you may say that toy
man can be president, but it aint so.
Not even every man that's born in
Ohio can be president He may be
smart an he may know his politicks,
but it takes more than that Can he
throw a base ball? Has he a wioain
smile? Has he ever been whipped
fer stealin apples? Can his wife make
flap jacks in a gin gum apron? Has
he ever owned a horse an boggy?
Are his trowsers too big? All these
things don't matter much fer an or
dinary man, but they matter tremen
jous fer a candydate. ;
Whenever I find a young man that
thinks he'd like to be a presedent I
tell him fust to find out if he meas
ures up to all them requirements. If
he does, let him take his famly an
camp out in the middel of the public
square fer 'a week. If he don't mind
that, then he's fitted fer public life,
an he can start in tryin fer the job.
But I'll be disappointed if you get
the notion in your head.
Yours modestly. . '
AMOS H. AMESBY.
FATH,
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what's vbefore him from the time he
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