THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1920. THE KISS ..',' CONSTANCE GORDON. It's one thing to be young and at tractive and popular, but it's an other thing to be just as young and just as attractive and -not at all pop- ular. " Maribel knew by consulting her mirror that she was not as plain as hundreds of other girls who attract ed men; she knew, too, that she was interesting whenever she was sweii a chance to be. Somehow, though, no man cared vrrv much to cive her " the chance. "Clever girl, Maribel!" exclaimed Iarry Brothers as he crossed the lawn for a game of teunis with Helen Drake. "Don't be stupid," answered Helen. '"You know she isn't. No girl is interesting who doesn't even know what a proposal sounds like. 'Maribel thinks the men are still sink ing to one knee and begging for their first kiss." - Larry struck at a butterfly with his racket. "I imagine most any man would sink to his knee in reverence and maybe stupification if he really found a girl who reserved her Kisses until the psychological moment when he made up his mind to propose Don t vou think Maribel has ever been kissed?" "I never heard anyone mention having done it," retorted the Rirl. "I'd propose myself if I thought for a minute that was the truth. How many men haye you kissed, Helen?" "Goodness, don't ask met How can I remember? I've been engeged 12 times." "That's the deuce of it. A fellow finds a girl he could like and' she tells him to his face that he's the baker's dozen. Darn if I don't think I'll marry Maribel." , . ' . Helen became thoughtful. Maribel was pretty. It was just possible that Larry Brothers might do sonic such silly thing. " . "Larry, if you don't mind I'm go ing to call off the game. I'm not up to fornt anyway today. My arm hurts. Iowed too far yesterday." f'You're a bum sport, but I don't mind if you do call it off. I want f tU. 1 1 rMi- Kaffir they go back to town." "So long. Number Thirteen; she called as he turned back in the di rection of the club house. The girl sauntered slowly back to the . spot where Maribel was sitting on the- veranda. Drawing a chair closer to Maribel, Helen began: "I've quite a compliment for you, dear." . Maribel flushed. , She had seen Helen on the court with Larry and long had Larry bectv her hero, al though he had scarcely given her a glance during the summer. "Really!" "Larry thinks you are wonderful," went on Helen,."I think he's going to ask you for a date tonights Will you let me give you some advice?" . That a girl as popular as Helen could give her some acceptable d vice was very clear to the wall flower. "Yes, what is it?" "Well, I hardly know how to say it. You're an awfully pretty girl and well dressed and you dance nicely, butyou dno't get on with the men very welly I wonder if you know where the trouble lies?" !Tm so glad you spoke of it, Helen. What is the matter with me? I simply hate myself. The boys seem to be attracted at first and then before they give me a chance to prove that-1 am not a total fool they start follewing some butterfly. ' . "Easy to remedy," said Helen softly.' "You're a ;coldl blooded proposition. I don't suppose you've ever let one of them kiss you." ' "Of course not," replied Maribel sharply. '.' "Take my advice and thaw out. "You mean let them kiss me. Let Larry kiss me." "Yes, if you ever expect him to ask you for another evening. H's an awfully nice sort and if he wants to be with a human being instead of ( a warble statue you caq't blame him really." "I never thought of doing such a thing," faltered the ftirl who want ed to be popular. "Why don't you think jt over? No man is going to propose to a girl from across the room. It simp ly isn't done." . Marinel thought it over. Just as Helen had said, Larry asked her for an engagement that evening. He took her to dinner in the cool din ing room of the club. He told her she was pretty, that she was clever, that she was different. Maribel be came radiant under the spell of flat tery. When darkness came, Larry and Maribel left the dancers and sought the quietudeof the darkened veran- da. Remembering what Helen had told her . that afternoon, Maribel forced herself to allow her fingers to remain in Larry's warm clasp. He was .quite close to her and it would have been a very simple matter for . Viim t tiav 1riccr1 tir Rt tilt didn't. Maribel knew he would have kissed Helen under the same circum stances and the knowledge that he was not moved' to sentimentality by ner presence piquea ner. "If you were a different sort of a girl, I'd kiss you," said Larry softly. "You know nothing of what sort I am," answered Maribel, glad that he could not see her face flush. " "Would you let could I really " Larry kissed hir without further ado. Then he tried to kiss her again. , She sprang from the, swing ana tooK ,a lew steps toward the dancers. "What's the matter?" he asked. "I didn't know I was so repulsive. . A kiss is. just a kiss. Now there's . Helen", ."Don't talk of her. If it hadn't . been for her I'd never have let you do such a thing. She told me if I wanted you ever to ask me for an other engagement I'd have to kiss you. , But I don't want you ever to ask me again." ' "Well I'm gping to. I'm going to ask Vou for an engagement to morrow' nighf. I know why you kissed me. now, and I know why T41,n trilil vr,ii tr. - Onfu flits noon I told her I liked you because not every Tom, Dick and Harry could kiss you and she talked to you in that vein so it would shatter, all the dreams I've woven about you. But it hasn't shattered them, Mari bel. Come back here. I promise I won't kres you again. Are you cry- THE GUMPS llL JUST PfcO? ,1X1S OHfc RVSHT THE rtOUE . EE ON U Art? MAKE It SLEEPY-TIME TALES HE CHAPTER XVII. Fish to Fry. Old Mr. Turtle shook his head. ' "I don't understand it," he said. He was talking with Peter Mink, "Don't do itl"saidMr Turtle who had been lingering about the mill pond for several days because the fishing was good. What is it that you don t under stand?" Peter Mink asked. "It's about Paddy Muskrat," Mr. Turtle explained. "It seems that he's taken to eating fish. Peter Mink looked very peevish when he heard that. "Hed better ston then," he said, "or it will be the worse for him. Here I've come to fish in this pond. And I don't intend to have Paddy Musk rat taking any of my fish away from mc." Old Mr. Turtle bit his tongue. He was sorry that he had spoken, for Paddy Muskrat and he were good friends and he would not have liked to see Paddy hurt by Peter Mink or anybody else' - What makes you think i'addy Muskrat is taking my fish?" Peter demanded. Of course, the fish did not belong to him, any more than to everyone else. But that was Peter Minks way of looking at the mat ter. Have you seen him catching any?" he inquired. "No!" said Mr. Turtle., "Have you seen him eating any?" "Nol" said Mr. Turtle again. "Then what reason have you for supposing such a thing.' reter Mink asked. "Only this:" Mr. Turtle replied. "several times lately,, when I've asked him where he was going and what he expected to do, Paddy Muskrat has said, 'I have fish to fry!"' Peter Mink grunted. "He's been pretty genteel, it seems to me," he observed. "Not only is he eating fish, but he must have them fried! I'll .soon put a stop to that," said Peter. "Be carefull" Mr. Turtle warned him. "If I were you I'd leave Pad dy Muskrat alone. You might get hurt, you knew. "Hurt!" Peter Mink cried. "Who would hurt me, I ' should like to know?" "You might get burned in the fire." Mr. Turtle told him. "What fire?" Peter asked. 'In Paddy Muskrat's fire," said Mr. Turtle. "He has to have a fire in order to fry his fish, I suppose." Then Peter Mink went off to hunt Paddy Muskrat. ' And as soon as he was out of sight Mr. Turtle swam away in exactly the opposite direc tion, to try to find Paddy Muskrat and warn him to look out for Peter Mink. - , Mr. Turtle knew just where to look for Paddy Muskrat. so he found him first, on the bank near his house. Paddy was just about to jump into the pond for a swim when Mr. Turtle spied him. - "What are you going to do?" Mr. Turtle inquired. "I have fish to fry," Paddy Musk rat answered. " "Don't do it!" said Mr. Turtle.' "I advise you to stop eating fish 1 at once, for Peter Mink has heard that you are catching fish and he is very angry." Paddy Muskrat looked surprised. ing?" He rose and stepped swiftly to the girl. "Yes, I'm crying. I'm just a silly liitle fool, but I didn't want any man to kiss me until " She permitted him to seat her in a chair. A bit of lace fluttered before her eyes for a moment and then she hwas conscious of her hand beine imprisoned in his. Larry, on one knee, was asking her to let him prove that he wasn't quite a cad, to let him nope that some day she would give him a kiss of her own accord, with out any adjvee from Helen. "Is that the way men propose?" the girl asked, after a time. "I really couldn't say dear," he told her. "This is the first time I ever did it, but you might ask Helen. She seems to be well versed in pro posals. She suggested to me that this was the acceptable way in your sight Is it?" , For answer she gave him her lips. 7 jwm i'. -. - - TTTSa TOH . v .. . I . I ' I 1 TALE OP ARTHURaSCOTT BAILEY ! ;'I don't care for fish!" he ex claimed. "I , don't see how such a story started!" It was Mr. Turtle's turn to be sur prised. . , "Why!" he cried. "You just told,! me that you had fish to fry 1" ;'Yesl" Paddy said. "But I didn't really mean that. I only meant that I was very busy." Mr. Turtle was puzzled. "It's, a queer way of saying so," he remarked. "Do you mean to tell me that you never make a fire at all?" "Certainly notl" Paddy Muskrat declared. , 1 "Then," said Mr. Turtle, "if I were you I'd stop talking that way. It's misleading. And it may get you into trouble. Peter Mink is hunting for youhis very minute. And he'll hurt you if he can. I'm going to stay near you for a while, so I can help you if Peter finds you." ' Paddy Muskrat thanked him. And then he leaped into the pond to en joy his swim, with Mr. Turtle fol lowing some distance behind him. Paddy hoped that he wouldn't meet Peter Mink. But he was very glad to know, that Mr. Turtle was not far away. ' , (Copyright, Grosset & Dunlap.l Common Sense Beware of Your Nerves. By J. J. MUNDY. Have you reached a stage in. your life where you are easily affected probably near to the point of tears by music of certain strains, . by touching scenes in movie theaters, or by the sad words of a song? Are you so easily moved that you try to avoid everything which may have such an effect on you? , You wonder why you have not better control over yourself. The more you think about your condition, the more puzzled you be come and soon this reaches the point of alarm. It is likely you have been work ing under too high a pressure. You do not get enough exercise in the open air, you do not mix enough with people, you think too much about yourself. Perhaps a rest is needed or at least a lessening of the line of endeavor which is taking more vitality from you than nature is able to restore. You should not allow yourself to go on as you are, for you are likely to have a nervous breakdown which may affect you more seriously than you realize. (Copyright, 1920. International Feature , Service, Inc.) Parents Problems . Vhat. course should be followed with a girl of 15 vho says she ''wants to bo a doctor, like father?" Let the matter stand. If the girl inherits her father's fitness for the medical profession, no better early preparation could be made; if it la only admiration for her father nothing but good will have been done. , WHY? Is the "Marathon" Race So Called? (Copyright, ' 1920, By The Wheeler Syndicate, Inc.) The Marathon foot race, re vived in the modern Olympic games held for the first time in Athens in 1896, takes its . name from the historic feat of the mes senger who ran from Marathon, Greece to Athens, carrying the news that the Greek forces had vanquished the Persians, in spile of the fact that they had been outnumbered 10 to 1. The Greek ,leader, Miltiades, commanding the small body of men from Athens and the sur rounding country, had contrived to stage the crucial battle of his campaign at Marathon, and when the Persians, under Datis and Artephernes, were forced to re treat they left more than 6,000 dead upon the field. Knowing that Athens was eagerly, awaiting the news of the conflict, Mil tiades called for a volunteer to carry the glad tidings. A youth fur soldier stepped out of the ranks and agreed to run the dis-v tance 26 miles, 385 yards which later became the classic marathon measure. Historians state that the soldier's name was Pheldi pides, but nothing has beeti found to support the tradition that the messenger fell dead at the end of his journey. - Hasses Kolehmainen of Fin land, who won the Marathon in this year's Olymuic games, holds the world's record for the event, having covered the distance in 2 hours, 32 minutes, 35 4-5 seconds. RIGHT IN THE Plan Practical Vocational Work Commerce High Stiidents of Salesmanship May Be Given Actual Training. Attending school'half the day'and receiving practical instruction in the art of retail salesmanship during the remainder of the time was the plan offered by Miss Isabel Craig Bacon, special agent of retail selling for the Federal Board of- Vocational Education to members of the Asso ciated Retailers yesterday afternoon, for those students who have chosen salesmanship as their future occu pation. The object of such a plan, accord ing to Miss Bacon, would be to as sure a higher grade of salesmanship that would be mutually advantage ous to employer and employe. In a few years a steady .stream of edu cated boys and girls would be fill ing vacancies that otherwise would be filled by beginners, she added. ;"Of course," continued Miss Bac on, "ready co-operation on the part of the retailers- of the city would be necessary for the successful cul mination of such a project. Pro prietors -and managers must stand ready to aid in every manner pos sible. Sufficient compensation must be allowed as an added inducement for the student to complete his or her course of instruction." - New Plans for this co-operative education, to be instituted in the Omaha High School of Commerce, were presented at the weekly meet ing of the Kiwanis club at the Hotel Rome yesterday. Miss Bacon was the principal sperkei1, giving in a general way the methods to be em ployed in order to realize this co operation with the public schools, i Students in the junior and senior years at the Commercial High school, in event that the present plans materialize, will go to school half the day and work in the down town stores the remainder of the time, under special supervision of propeirtors and managers. ' D. E. Porter and Mrs. Rae Wil liams of the Omaha Commercial state . High school; L. A. Hartley, state supervisor of industrial vocational education, and Miss Alice Loomis, state supervisor of household train ing, were guests at the Kiwanis club luncheon. Trie CAN HERE are two examples of what entertainers call "Chalk Stunts." ' Some "Chalk Stunts" so called because they are usually made with colored chalk on large sheets of drawing paper are too difficult for any one not a skilled caricaturist to attempt, but others are easy. Draw with pencil or chalk a figure like Figure 1 and ask FMG-.2. L I your admiring friends to tell you what it is No one wil! recognize it as a likeness of . anything in the i world until you explain: "Well, it doesn't look like . much, that's a fact. It is, how ever, a picture of a scrub woman a rear view." They'll see the resemblance. . "That isn't all," you must con-T tinue. "I'll add a few lines and we'll have a correct portrait of a denizen of the hald-head row watching her." Surely you can draw the lines shown in Figure 2 well enough "to get the idea across," as the actors say. I If the folks like that trick, tell them that, you will draw, in three lines, a picture of a soldier, a dog and part of a house. Then draw what you see in Figure 3. The perpendicular line is part of a housfr-a door, in, fact, through which the soldier has just passed. His presence is certain because the end of his bayonet is to be seen. The dog's tail likewise, proves that the dog is there. Copyright, Thompson Feature Service I SEA More Truth By JAMES J. 'TWAS EVER THUS In the days when gowns of goatskin were the fashion, When a man desired a maiden for his wife. He woud rap her on the shoulder with a heavy limestone boulder, . Which (he fancied) made a slave of her for life. But In after years it very often happened That the cave-man cooked the grub and milked the cow, While beneath an oak tree shady on a tussock sat My Lady And in shrill emphatic language told him how. . ; In the days when men went round In iron clothing, i Though King Arthur thought he ruled his brilliant sphere All the seneschals and warders, if he gave them any orders, Had to get the same confirmed by Guinevere. Though the knights were full of pep and nerve and muscles, And at jousts and other forms of noble sport Did the fighting and the drinking, 'twas their wives who did the I thinking, And in consequence were bosses at the court Though Mark Antony believed he'd conquered Egypt, Cleopatra had a different idea. He's a handsome little geezer, Marcus Is," she wrote to Caesar. "But he'll never get this place away from me." And though lotus flowers she twined to trim his brows with, And bestowed on him her loveliest vampire smile, AH the soldiers In the legions which were quartered in those regions Knew that she was bossing Egypt all the while. So we're not surprised to read the news from Russia That some ladies In the song-and-dancing line, Trim, petite and gauzy-skirted, their dominion have exerted Very defMy over Trotzky and Lenine. So it's been since kings and bosses first existed; They are only human beings after all. And though males abjectly cower to their majesty and power, When a looker comes along they always fall! WHAT MORE COULD ONE ASK? , y Prices are getting quite reasonable in New York. You can get a moderate dinner for about six dollars and fifty cents, not counting the tip. WHY CONFISCATE 'EM? The government has confiscated several Chicago breweries, and the question arises: "Now that it's got 'em, etc.," BEATING THE BOSS TO IT Before Manager Comiskey had a chance to sell his crooked ball players they had sold themselves. HOLDING A v Adele Garrison's Revelations What Happened When Madge Arrived at TJip Fairfax Dinner. There may be more beautiful things on this earth " Dicky quot ed, then caught his breath and clutched my hand. "Look at that, Madge, but keep still. Go at a crawl here, please" to the driver. I did not need the first injunction, a familiar one to my ears from my artist husband, one that I never dis regard, but which he never fails to utter. I used to take umbrage at it, until long ago he explained that it had become second nature to him through saying it to compan ions who insistedSupon chattering when they saw anything new and beautiful. A Vision of Beauty. I returned the pressure ' of his ,hand, a silent agreement with his mood, -which I have learned he likes and unconsciously misses if I ever omit it and then I gave my own soul up to the picture before me. Our drive had been a most beau tiful one, through groves of long leafed pines, with the moonlight sending long shafts of mellow light along the Bandy roads. And then we had turned through high, old, iron gates, flung hospitably wide open, into a winding drive flanked on either side with wonderful trees, not so tall as the pines, but far more massive, whose symmetrical branches were covered with glossy leaves and red berries that stood out distinctly in the moonlight. I knew what they were,' for I had seen and exclaimed at a similar one in Betty Kane's yard, and even begged a sprig of flie berries as a souvenir of my first glimpse of holly growing the holly which I had al ways loved and associated with my Christmases, but which I had never seen save piled up in branches up on the hucksters' stalls. Dicky had. thrown a brief, quick question at the driver: "Holly trees, eh1? How old are they?" "Nobody living knows," the man had returned. "I've heard they were planted by one of Miss Dora's an cestors many years before the war I mean the one we used to call the war," he amended hastily. "But they've always been the pride of the Paiges the' place is called 'Holly Lodge because of them." "Thank you," Dicky had returned, and the words and tone had subtly conveyed that he was possessed of all the information he needed. The driver evidently understood, for he had not spoken again, nor had any of us, save Dicky himself, when he commanded me to look. The Mysterious Chauffeur. - The vista through the holly trees was certainly worth the tribute of Drawn for The Than Poetry MONTAGUE HUSBAND New Phase of of a Wife silence. We had come upon it suddenly at a bend in the avenue of trees, evidently cunningly contrived for just this sudden view. Upon a gentle little eminence stood an old southern mansion, such as it .had been my dream to see, and yet dif fered somewhat from the houses I had seen pictured. Two Immense wings, each with many windows ablaze with lights, yet with , no doors In front that I could distin guish, flanked on either side by a wide porch and 'with tall Georgian pillars in front. Unlike most houses, this porch had no rooms "back of it, but extended the whole depth of the house. I could see past the lights which illuminated it, a lovely view beyond ii of flowers and trees. Wonderful rhododendrons, distinct in the illu mination, were banked under the wings, while ivy, as old as the house, rioted everywhere. ' But even the "crawl" which Dicky had commanded soon brought us to the wide driveway curving up to the Georgian entrance. Just be fore, we reached it, Dicky asked an other question: "What do they call this arrange ment of porch, anyway?" "A blow-away," the man respond ed. "It gets pretty hot down here sometimes, you know, but there's always a breeze there. At the back it extends out on both sides to the ends of the house, so that the breeze comes from all directions. "I'm going to have a house like this," my husband said decidedly, but I had no time to, answer him even if I had wished for the car had stopped, and an elderly colored r.ian striving to appear young and jaunty in a uniform that even in the moonlight I could tell was old and faded opened the door of our car. bowing. There were a number of other cars parked in a grassy space near ours. I gave them only a cursory glance as I waited for Dicky's mother and my father to get out of the car, then started, as from behind the 'one nearest I heard Major Grantland's voice: "What are you doing here? I thought I told you" "Im driving the Moreland's, that s what I'm doing. I can't help It If my old customers ask me to drive them to a place, can I? How did I know?" "That will do," Major Grantland returned sternly. "You may stay, but remember I have my eye on you. Don't try anything." "No sir," the man replied humbly, and as Major Grantland left the car and strode toward us with his hand outstretched to Dicky, I real ized that the man to whom he had been speaking was the driver of the closed car which had dogged us the night ot our arrival la Cedar Crest. Bee by Sidney Smith. I'M THE GUY I'M THE GUY who never remem bers your name. Why should I? I can't remem ber everybody's name. I've too many other more Important things to think about. I can' be bothered with a mere name. , It's embarrassing, I . will admit, when I have to introduce you as I often do to someone on Important business. But what does that mat ter? It's so much easier to say "Meet Me, here," or "Meet our head sales man." That requires little or no mental effort. r , True, we've been in the same of fice for some time and I meet you every day. But I've called you Bill or Jack or Bo. You, see how It is I'm too busy to remember your name. I'm not strong for details anyway, and after all a name is a mere detail. 1 Of course, I'd get sore If any one called me "Mr. here," or "Our friend over there." . But that's dif lerent. I'm important. So don't take offense when I fail to recall your name. Just remem ber, I'm too busy. Do I make my point clear? AMTCSEMENT8. TODAY M:n? Last Two Time THE MENTAL MARVEL ALEXANDER - Mytteriouily Entertaining All Next Week Matinees Wed. and Sat. Ceo. M. Cohan's Comedian In THE ROYAL VAGABOND A Cohanized Opeva Comtque Company of 75 Symphony Orchestra j Last Two Times. . Matine Today 2:18 ; Early Curtain TONIGHT AT 8:40 FLORENZ AMES and ADELAIDE WINTHROP; CLARENCE OLIVER and GEORGIE OLP; W. HORLICK and SARAMPA SISTERS; Harry Anger and Netta Packer; George Wilson and Ben Larson; Sassy Lilian Gonne and Bert Albert; Four American Aces; "Topics ot the Day;" Kinograms. Mats.i 15c, 25c and 80c; few 75c to fl.00 Sat. and Sun. Nightl 15c, 25c, 50c, 75c, $1.00, $1.25. "OMAIA'S FUN CENTER" Daily Mat, 15c to 75c Nites, 25c to $1.25 The Show That SarorlMd WIm Broadway JAMES E. CHI I V TnilM MUSICAL COOPER'S iULLI I WWII BURLESK With the N. Y. Cut Direct From th All-Sum. mm Rub st ths Beautiful Columbia Theater. Broadway and 47th Sta. Blgomt Mmlcal Revue We Ever Played. Selling Out Twlca Dally. No Advance In Prlcaa. LADIES' DIME MATINEE WEEK DAYS EM Pit ESS LAST TIMES TODAY VIOLIN MISSES; GILLETTE; HARRY BOND A CO.; DOYLE A ELAINE; Photoplay Attraction, "No. 99," fea turing J. Warren Kerrigan; Sunshine Comedy; Fox News. BEATTY'S Co-Operative . Cafeterias Pay Dividends to Those Who Do the Work PHOTOPLAYS. no apology Starting Sunday, the MOON THEATER will present Frank L. Packard's great story of the underworld "The White Moll" By the Author of "The Miracle Mao" Wa Arlmit u 13 a 8t0ry of the Underworld, whew love " c sunlit builda its dream du8t futura wlthout reckon. ing on the ashes of the past, where vultures come to seek their prey, where plots 'and counterplots hide behind paint and tinsel 117. Admit 11 18 drara f the demi-monde where VV C XUIIllk women put seductive messages into their glances, and their red. ted lips give silent invitations, where life's dark corners and byways are illuminated by the fearless search light of truth. But we have no apology to offer for "The White Moll." Its lesson is clean, its method is 'unafraid, its spectacle is not a painted picture but a penetrating photograph of reality ot life itself. Remember "Tim; White Governor McKelvie Speaks To Dawson County Voters Cozad. Neb., Oct. 2-'. (Special Telegram.) At Eddyville, Coiad and Lexington, Governor McKelvie , addressed the voters of Dawson county on national and state issues and was well received by good sized audiences who gave him the closest attention. His statements relativt to his administration of the affairs of the. state won him many friends. rilOTOrLAYS. Last Times Today "Riders of the Daunt WITH AN ALL-STAR CAST Tomorrow and All Net Wak t tli SUN LAST TIMES TODAY DOUGLAS MACLEAN and DORIS MAY in "The Jailbird" LAST TIMES TODAY "Food for Scandal" AND "Romance of Omaha" LAST TIMES TODAY BESSIE BARRISCALE in "Kitty Killy, M.'D. Moll" Starts Stanky NOW PLAYING B'The W 8 Winds Malice" " i Th famous Syrrl story by f.EX BEACH t vvr- iv -v