i ' i . r- I TheOmAhaBee . DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, NELSON B. UPDlKE-.Publiihr. MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS the AMeisiod PnM. of wsieh Tke Bes Is ambr, M ee- ctiulnlr nutted to Ui see for publtatUoa at all m dlwtiW moiled to U or not otherwise credited la tale vsm. as sle tke ' lecel m publlihftl strain. All ttfhu at BubUeelloa t ear epecUl dtaMtehie ere slto iwemd. ' BEE TELEPHONES Prints Breach Kiohenie. Ask for T lor 1 0OO tie MeutaMM nc I'moa Wanted. 1 J WV For Night Calls After 19 P. M.l XHIarltl Department Tyler 16Mb Ctrtuinloo bepartnent ......... Trm 100X . . OFFICES OF THE BEE N Main Office! Wh and Fames 0Uril BMffl 11 Boott tt, Sou Bid 1311 N M. Out-of-Tow a Ofiiceet IHm York 1M rifth Am-1 Waablnfton 1.111 0 . - CMeefO SUter Bide. I Pull Franae 4M Boe St. Honors The Beeh Platform t. Now Ualoa Passenger Station. 2. Continued improvement of the Ns bratka Highways,' including tha pare mant af Mala Thoroughfares leading into Omaha with a Brisk .Surface. 3. A short, low.rata Waterway from the Corn Belt to tho Atlanta Ocean. 4. Hope Rule Charter for Ossaha, with City Manager form of Government. L WHAT DID WILSON MEAN? Out of the controversy over the exact language uied by Tre!dent Wilson at the eighth plenary session of the Paris Peace Conference grows a mighty interesting question. Mr. Wilson has on a number of occasions used language which has mystified his countrymen, familiar as they are with English words. Therefore it is not to be altogether marveled at that some of his" utterances at-Paris misled, to put it mildly, those less accustomed to tip finer shades of meaning' as expressed in the president's native tongue. 'So, when the French took down the words he uttered in English and did them over into French, they took on a form that conveyed to France, to Siberia and to Roumania a meaning that ' now denied them. Is it possible that the American representative and spokesman at that important time, and on such a vital point, employed words that would give his fellow citizens one nation of his meaning and the representatives pf the nations most deeply interested in getting something tangible to build on quite another? , I Yet a mind that is not altogether suspicious might easily reach that conclusion.1 At any rate, it will have some trouble in deciding just what the president did mean; here is the official version of his language, ; as published in the New York Times: And yet there underlies all of thes transac v tions the expectation on the part, for example, !of Roumania, and of Czecho-Slovakia, and of Siberia, that jf any covenants of this settlement . re not observed, the United States will send her armies and her navies to see that they ar ( observed. f It'8 plain that the speaker desired to create an impression' of his sincerity, and leaves a lingering thought that he was actually giving a promise, which be did not make. The topic under debate was certain boundary lines and other adjustments that were being set up for the Balkan nations. Ameri cans easily may believe that Mr. Wilson did not deliberately seek to involve the United States as spoasor for the map he drew with such sweeping ' strokes. He was, and is, content to let the peoples of that vexed region settle their own dute'rences in their own way, without regard especially as to the ; vwcuinc, oui iney reit me conierence cnamoer tnat day in the belief that the United States would guarantee them against Austria, Russia, Bulgaria or Turkey. The witches who befooled M:beth were hardly more successful in platering with him in a double sense than was the president. - ' The version quoted by Senator Spencer was made public in the United States in December last, but the White Hou.se did not deny it until the oppor tunity for probably confusing a political opponent was presented. It stands unchallenged in- the Con gressional Record, and might have so gone, had not Private Secretary Tumulty, astute and adroit, seen what looked like an opening, but which has proved a deeper hole into which to thrust his chieftain and his party. v . Half a Million Lives. ' v A concrete illustration of what Nebraskana have helped to do was given a little group of people at ) the Chamber of Commerce on Friday, when Albert ""V. Vickery addressed them on conditions in the Near East. Most impressive of all his statements is that half a million of people are living today who would - have died of starvation had not America, come to the rescue in time. We may not be chargeable with . the jives of these Wfto did die for want of food and clothing; we certainly are credited at least by the survivors with the fact that they are living. No need to dwell on the horrors of the situation over there; nor to agree with all of the conclusions cached by Mr. Vickery as to what' is needed to re store that region to a condition fit for humanity's uses.- Itjs enough to know that there we can find ample employment for ur generosity, and whether our government accepts a mandate jor its future, we can well afford to give from our plenty something that will assist in the effort the people of the stricken region are making to care for themselves. They are doing thia in an intensely practical way. With almost nothing in the way of equipment, lacking in utensils, machinery, animals for power purposes, almost totally devoid of the implements of agricul ture, thev have tilled the crdnnrf this effect that it has producedkenough to feed the in- on charity for only one-third of the coming year, not for the whole time, as it was twelve months ago. This is our business, to see thatthey get enough to eat. ' Later on we may take a more active interest in .the; government of that region, where today the French and British are more or less nonplussed as to how to proceed. ' The immediate obligation is to furnish a sufficient supply of food and clothing for the people. Half a million souls were saved from starvation last year, a noble result. ,Keep the record r as good for the coming season. y i 1 "Who Ci-ea the Party," . . In the pood old da vs. when the ladies held onto theis privileges and. worried not about their rights, things were pretty well established in some respects. Then, when a young fellow took a girl out in the evening, he expected to foot the bill. All expenses were borne by him, and usually he recked not how the money went, so long as his fair companion had - of teemed to have a good time. Once in a'while it . happened that a young woman would frown on too lavish expenditure, and if really interested the youth ' would' check his extravagance. With the progress that has come in other ways has also come a change over the customs of swains and their lasses. Hew .in Omaha we nave the' spectacle of young women going into court to recovea money she loaned her ' escort to settle the bill after they had finished an evening of pleasure quest. She mayValue both her rights and her privileges, but she evidently does not feel justified in spending her good monejf ;for the entertainment of mere man. Somehbw it seems she h right. Man's dearest prerogative, one' he will never surrender, is to "give the party" when he takes his girl out, whether it is to the movjes, the soda water store, or to the more expensive things like a dinner down town, and this young woman is just helping impress on the world the fact that woman appreciates this attitude on part of man. She may share the ballot and other things with him, but she will not seriously object if he insists on pay ing the check! 1 . - , - - Schemes to Get Your Money. The annual loss from investment in fraudulent enterprises in the United States is said to be at least $500,000 a year. This estimate recently given to a senate investigating committee, has been reitierated by the secretary of the national association of securi ties commissioners testifying before the Massachu setts "blue sky" commission. He declared that about 10 per cent of the stock offered the public was worthless. . Oil stock is said to be the favorite wildcat scheme of the present time. Although most of the oil com panies 'are considered legitimate enterprises, last J" June four oil companies, ten brokerage firms and fifty salesmen were indicted, charged with defraud, ing the public. The number of victims of such pro jects as these runs into the millions, and they are found in all parts of the United States. Last Sep tember a woman and two men were indicted for their activities in a company capitalized at $3,000,000. In selling stock they represented their wells in West Virginia produced 1,200 barrels of oil a day. The federal attorney asserted the greatesjt output had never exceeded 200 barrels a day. Many of these deceptions are defected through the postoffice inspectors who can bring prosecution under the' laws forbidding the use of the mails to defraud. Others are caught by the various blue sky commissions. But there is a certain point beyond which blue sky commissions cannot go. Some of these investments are frankly speculative, with a chance for large earnings or failure. Propositions of. this kind cannot be forbidden. The, mistake comes in the general public belief that because a blue sky board allows a company to sell stock it issues a sort of guarantee of profits. No one can determine in advance whether all these concerns will pay out or not. The wise investor will consult a banker or investment house before parting with his money, being content 'with smaller interests and more certainty of returns. Honeymoon Prices Again. That this is leap year quite probably has nothing to do with it, but statistics around the country show that 1920 has been a great year for getting married. In New York City, for instance, the total number of wedding licenses issued promises to exceed ip0,000, as compared with 72,'671 the pre vious year. Employers of woman labor are heard to complain that their operating forces are being cut into at an un--precedented rate by matrimony. . In some places there is said to be an actual shortage of women. Love may laugh at locksmiths, but is was unable even to snicker at the high cost of living. Lower prices may be expected to increase the number of couples attempting to live as cheaply as one In those cases where women stepped into men's place8 during the war and performed work that previously had belonged to skilled labor, this abandonment of the factory Tor the home will not have any bad effect. Some of the anticipated slackness of em. -ployment may be modified by the hegira of the !-brides.. ' t . Winter Preparedness. The warm weather which marked the first half of October cannot disguise the fact that this is thev proper time to prepare for winter. Now is the last call for filling the coal bin, cleaning out the furnace, settnig up stoves and trying to re member where you put the snow shovel last spring. Forehanded families are laying in a supply of potatoes, putting them in a cool corner of the cellar. Parsnips, onions, carrots and cabbage are other vegetables that will keep in storage of this sort. Some there are who have pulled up their tomato vines with the green fruit and-hung them on the rafters to ripen for later use. The north wind will soon swoop down, and th scent of the mothball will fill the air. Register Before Friday Registration is the first political duty, and throughout the nation heavy enrollment of women voters has been noted. In Nebraska also thewomen have taken up their new duties with the greatest seriousness, and are not behind the men in realizing phe momentous issue that is to. be decided by the ballot on November 2. . However in order to vote, it is necessary to register, and Friday, October 22nd, is the last day on which any Omaha man or woman can get his name onxhe poll books. , s If your name is not written there, it is your duty as a good citizen to call at the election commissioner's office in the Douglas county court house and qualify as a voter. "I ,don't approve of any one looking dowdy, even if we are in politics," said Lillian Russell at a Chicago political meeting. So she gave each one of her hearers a little box of powder and a cuff, done up in a box decorated with the national colors andl me itepuDiican eiepnant. ihus has been found a substitute for the campaign cigar. The Englishman who said the only part of the United States constitution to which he took excep tion was that saying, "to the victor belongs the spoils," must have been mixed up by reading the Bible or Milton. What would the Philadelphia judge who says it ought to be a cause 'for divorce if the wife didn't read the' newspapers do to the man who goes off in the morning with die only paper in the house? Cincinnati reports the latest miracle, a hopeles paralytic having been cured by laying on of. hands. The hands belonging toa big policeman who ordered the victim to move on. The latest German coin is made of porcelain, bu it is said to be of such small denomination that it cannot be broken. As matters now stand, Mr. Cox does not expect to be themnanimous choice of the people. V Creel is to be publicity agent for Mexico. His imagination ought to glow at this job. , An investigator reports Ponzi insolvent. His Victims knew that some time ago. The democrats,-one gathers, are not sure whether it is an election or an ejection. - Two more weeks of fireworks- 1HL BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1920 ALirteO'TypeorTwo Row te the Lis, lot the quip foil whore ther may. LEAGUES. Strange all this difference should be 'Twlxt indefinite 'a' and definite 'the.' .' 'IF the history of Jonah is conceded to be a parable, what happens to the meeting of Moses with Jehovah on Mount Sinai?" queries the New York Globe. Why, we supposed that Brooks Adams disposed of that, in his enter taining life of Moses. QUITE SO. , (From a Los Onglaze ad.) When a man makes the eighteenth hole In seventy-ninewell, when a man can do that it doesn't much matter what he wears. i THE best opportunity we know is the eighteenth hole at Glenvtew; but as Dr. Ham mond eventually picked up and carried the ball over by hand, we shall never know what his score would have been. Nor do we remember what he wore. LUKEWARM COLD WATER IS JUST AS GOOD. (From the Dally News.) ' Wash your ice chest once a week with cold lukewarm water in which washing soda has been dissolved. A JURY of women was impanelled in New Jersey to decide a case against a woman who keeps a drygoods store. Only two of them felt doubtful about returning a verdict "in ac cord, with justice." The defendant may not get justice, but she will come nearer getting it than if the jury were composed of men. The Creative Instinct. Sir: Field's ad reads: "Joys of creating prompt women to trim their own hats." Is that why men roll their own? M. H. K. HAIR tonics and other toilet articles have been barred from Sing Sing because the pris oners have been taking them internally. We never sampled a hair tonic, but we should say that it tastes like 'a poorly constructed Martini. ' WHAT'S HE DONE?' (From the Shelley, Idaho, Pioneer.) Criminal Deputy Sheriff Daley of Black foot was a Shelley visitod on Wednesday. , NOVELISTS, says a reviewer, are turning their attention to the newspaper, and are "pondering- the secret of the popular and sensational press' If-lhey succeed in penetrating this se cret they will know what, to avoid that is, if they are concerned with literature. . COMMERCIAL CANDOR. 1 , (From the Fairbury Blade.) Can make immediate deHver on new ' Dodge Bros. car. We also have a few good Dodge cars for sale. H. H. Phelps. SMALL TOWN IRONY. (From the Ogden, la.,!, Reporter.) N t We are Informed, and on authority that we do not care to question, that Chas. Wil klns waa seen cutting corn Monday after ' noon. This may not appear, at first blush, , as in any manner pertaining to news, but when those who know the subject take into consideration the fact that he persisted in the activities above mentioned for the better - part of the afternoon, it not only is news but wonderful news and news that may have to be accompanied by sworn affidavits to command much consideration among his many friends in this community. But we are living in a wonderful age, and stranger things than this-have come to pass, al though we are f rank to admit that we have heard of nothing more astounding. ARNOLD BENNETT gives both sides of the question, although you might think from the appended that he was prejudiced: WHAT EVERY MAN KNOWS. -(Arnold Bennett, "Our Women.") Every man knows in his heart, and every woman knows in her heart, that the average man has more intellectual power than the aver age woman. It is a fact immanent in the house holds of the world. It Is a fact as notorious as the fact that a man has more physical strength than a woman. Just as women admire physical superiority, so they admire intellectual superor ity, not as a rule in the slightest degree resent ing it. . Superior intellectual power means, and always did mean, domination. Women in the main love to be dominated, at any rate in appearance. I feel here that .1 am writing like an old-fashioned man; I cannot help that. Truth is truth. I am not an old fashioned man. I am a feminist to the point of passlonateness. But at the risk o being ostra cised and anathematised by all the women feminists' of my acquaintance, I shall continue to assert not only that even In this advanced year women as a sex love to be dominated, but that for some thousands of years, if not for ever, they always wljl love to be dominated. This de sire to Denominated is in itself a proof of in tellectual inferiority. It Is Instinctive! and it survives, despite a general impression in cer tain quarters that recent progressive events have "m some mysterious way put an end to it. "SOME time ago," begins a frequent com munication, "you printed so-and-so. I cut it out, but I have lost it. Will you please send me a copy.- for which I inclose a stamped en velope?" , THE NIGHTS ARE GETTING COOL 'AGAIN. (From the St. Joseph, Mo., News-Press.) Wanted to rent Middle-aged gentleman ' would like a nice room for the winter in 'widow's home. Address P. 312, News Press, i PUBLICLY, Messrs. Harding and Cox have presented thdir qualifications with becoming modesty. Prvately, they may agree with the Park Ridge candidate for alderman who an nounced: "If I am-not elected iwiU be the peo ple who will suffer and not myself." AND IF HE HAS PLENTY OF SIDE, ALL THE BETTER. (From the Marquette 'Mining Journal.) Wanted An able bodied policeman with a good front and lots of backbone. Make application at City Hall. "AMERICA came in late," says Lloyd George. And, as often happens when one comes in late, made a lot of noise. B. L. T. Mr. Hughes git Covenant To the Editor of the New York Times: I am surprised to read, the following in your edi torial this morning: "It bears the impress of their minds; and-the covenant provisions that have been so violently attacked are" now shown to have been those proposed and approved by Mr. Taft, Mr. Hughes and Mr. Root." You are evidently under a serious misap prehension, as this statement, so far as I am concerned, is without foundation. The crux of the controversy with respect to the covenant is Article X. This article was neither proposed nor approved 'by me. On the contrary, I said at the outset that Article X should be eliminated. For reasons which I stated in my speech at the Union League club in March, 1919, I have alwavs regarded Article X as a vicious provision, having no place in a cov enant designed to promote the peace of the world. I proposed an amendment eliminating Article X, and it was not accepted. I may add with respect to certain amend ments suggested by me which you state were adopted and incorporated in the covenant, that several of these were not adopted as I proposed them and were not made in an adequate or sat isfactory manner. But the more important point is that the vital amendment relating to the elimination of Article X was not adopted and the covenant provision that is the main subject of attack, and properly so in my judgment, was not proposed Or approved by me. CHARLES E. HUGHES. Washington, Oct.' 12. 1920. . . How to Keep WJ! By DR. W. A. EVANS Quootlono concerning hyflono, Malta, tie an4 srovoatton of Aitin, sub mitted to Dr. Evans by caadors ol Tho Bm,wIU be answarad personally, sub joct to proper limitation, . whore a stampod, addrsssod aavolopo is oa dosod. Dr. Evans will not mako ' diagnosis or proscribe lor Individual disossaa. Address letters la csrs of Tho Bee. Copyright, 1920, by Dr. W. A. Evani. I Better fie Examined. J. J. O'K. writes: "1. Five months ago I had a violent coughing spell, which lasted about one una one-nan weeks. It never has returned, but occasionally I cough once or twice. Is that a symptom of T. B.? "2. I have no fever, but once in Mght fair; a while a hot wave passes through my body sometimes leaving behind it perspiration. Is that a symptom Of T. B. 7 "3. Is bathing In Surf water inju rious to a T. B. patient? (The pa tient never has consulted a doctor, but has the idea that he has T. B.) "4. Where could I get a booklet telling me the causes, symptoms, and cures forxT. B.?" REPLY. 1. You cannot diagnose tuberculo sis on this history alone. 2. Same answer. 3. Surf bathing is not especially Injurious. It Is allowable in those cases where there is no fever and the disease is inactive and 'other forms of exercise are allowed. 4. There are many such on the market. Among them are books by Brown, Bridge. Knopf and Hawes. My advice is that you have a care ful examination and' diagnosis and discontinue worrying over Imaginary sondltions. " Both Heart Infections. Mrs. L. S. writes: "Will you kind ly explain the- difference between endocarditis and myocarditis? What is the general cause of these dis eases?" REPLY. Endocarditis is Inflammation of the lining of the heart. Myocarditis Is inflammation of the heart muscle itself. Acute endocarditis is the re sult of infection with pneumococcus, treptococous or some kindred or ganism. Probably chronic endocar ditis is also does to infection. Among the diseases likely to be fol lowed by endocarditis are rheuma tism, typhoid fever and scarlet fever. v cards in (his in social him against -Avoid Foolish Friends. Mrs, . x. wrues: i navea Doy S l-z wno nas started 10 stutter very badly. I am anxious to know what I should do for him. I have been told that he will cutgrow this habit, and would like very much to know whether this is eo- and, if not, what can be done." REPLY. ' Of course it is against the law, but the person who told you that your boy will "outgrow stammering" should be shot at sunrise. You can cure him, and without great diffi culty, but if you leave him untrained hoping that he will outgrow It, the time wilPcome when nobody can cure him. Begin by training him GfET onto the facts and you'll get off the fence. ' Right from thctart Spurs let you .know; what you're smok-, ing. Plain as day, on the back of the package it says: ".In Spur Cigarettes the good tobaccos from the Orient are properly mixed with Burlcy and other home-grown tobaccos." In your language that means "good old-time tobacco taste." Haven't you just about been hankering for it? Those good tobaccos are rolled in satiny, imported paperand crimped, not pasted. That's something to know, too. In smoker's talk, crimping means "easier drawing, slower burning, better taste." Examine a Spur and see how it's made And as the finishing touch, Spur's fragrance and freshness are .signed, sealed" and delivered in a three-fold rich brbwn andjilvcr package. Hop off the fence and land on Spurs. Liggett f, Myers Tobacco Co. Jj G iga retted J Analysis of the League. York, Net)., Oct. 7. -Tothe Editor of .The Bee: As Governor Cox has come and gone it is. not out of place to take his measure especially if we use his own tapellne, and measured by that he is found wanting In the very essentials that are vital factors in the making of a statesman of presidential else. He shows that in several ways. One is the making charges that he cannot prove and when he is called on- to give his proof to say he has not the time let the others' disprove it. That Is fine way for a man to act that is aspiring to be president of the United States, and then whine like a babv becausA the other fellows don't by the very methods he used to try and show how strong it would be to prevent wars because all the great nations of the world would bs in the league and pledged to carry out Its provisions. Then, when soma of America's ablest statesmen showed the country that some of its articles are In square conflict with our con stitution and against our safety, Mr. Wilson rushed out onto the stage to prove how weak it is by saying it doeS not mean what it says or that we will not be under any obligations to obey the league's orders, unless we want; it will be Just left' to us to choose our course. Then what has he got as a league to enforce peaoe any more than we have now, for can we not now choose whether we will take part or not? - If there is nothing m the league covenant to have us do anything only Just as we wish to decide It when the time comes, why all his fuss snd ory against us deciding it now or be fore we sign it and place our de cision in the other fellow's hands? All Mr. Wilson or Mr. Cox or any other of the league's dreamers may say to the contrary notwithstanding, Mr. Wilson says we will be under no legal obligation to obey, but we will be under a moral one whlch is much stronger fhan a legal one. Then that that the papers are not giving mm space ana ooosrenougn or as much as he thinks he should have, but that is due to the differ ence of opinion between he and them as to his worth. Then ho is olayinsr two losing game, one is his charge of that big sluBh fund with which hn Is to be burled In defeat by the corrupt use of it in buying up the electorate for his opponent. In the first place, tire charge is an insult to every decent democrat in the coun try. Because it iseither a charge or an admission that his party is a set of corrupt sell-outs and that they will sell their votes to the republic an committee if they will offer them the money. I just wonder how they like that. 1 You can guess by this time how I would like it , The second card is his stand on the. league of nations. He says he is in complete accord with Mr. Wil son on that, yet he says he. is in favor of Interpretative reservations to safeguard, the United States. Shades of Mr. Jiitraddlebug, come over us. Yes, sure, that is all Mr. Lodge and 25 of his democratic senators wanted and the only differ ence between them was what they thought wassafe and what was risk and what was doubt and uncertainty. Mr. Wilson took a swing around the circle to enlighten the people as to what the league covenant con tained and made a muss of It by giv ing such divergent explanations of its meanings and terms and powers that he lost lots of friends of the league anff mental poise. GuarA lexcitement. Do not al low him to play competitive games. See that he gets his afternoon nap and a long night's sleep. Never al low him to speak explosively or rap idly. Train him never to begin speaking until he is physically and mentally quiet, and then to speak slowly and quietly. Get Blanton's "Speech Training for Children," and read it until you get it thoroughly. Many Such Cases Cured. Mrs. N. W. writes:. "Is tuberculo sis of the lymphatic glands of the abdomen curable? Can it be cured by sun baths? If not, what is the best to do for it?" REPLY. Many cases of this trouble are cured.. Opening the abdomen cures some cases. Exposure to sunlight is an approved method of treating such cases. Some are given tuberculin. Knock on woodl You're feeling fine, eh? That's great! Keep the en tire family feeling that way always with occasional Cascarets for the is some binding, is It not? But the British and the French statesmen do not agree with Mr. Wilson. The French say if that is the case let us go back o The Hague treaties and Mr. Lloyd-George says it means what it says or it cannot mean anthlng. Mr. Wilson says it only advises and that advice only means advise, then why does it say that "the council will advise what steps shall be taken to give effect to the advice," and in ar ticle 1, it gives orders what they shall do with a member of the league that dares to refuse to obey the or ders of the council. it says the council wiU tell the members "what effective military or naval forces the members of the league shall sever ally contribute to the armed forces to be used to protect the covenants of the league." Now, Mr. Leaguer, read that again and see how you like it Then read Mr. Wilson on the league and see who Is doing the mis representing. Njw let any of the subject peoples of. England. France or Japan cry out for freedom or self determination liko we did in 1778. and us bound to 'aelp tha kingdom remain one, to protecU-tes'ltorlal lines as now drawn. Instead of help ing the helpless1 as has been our cus tom. But for that bunch to say that we, by not taking it as drawn, we are saying "let the world go hang; wo don't care," Is us false as the lan guage can make It, for we want to help humanity, not a few old em pires. FRANKLIN POPE. 'They Work while you Sleep" liver auVbowels. NVhen bilious, con stipated, unstrung, or for a cold, upset stomach, or bad breath, nothing acts so nicely as Cascarets. 10, 25 SO cents. - .' , If humidors ftr t'tgtri, . why notftr igttttisT St tee ntv fttk JSftj Spurs intt m Wdttitim Itilti tin ltd til tht tobtctt-frgrn(t tighf.