' ... .. X 3 BEEj OMAHA, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER , 27, 1920. 1 The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY THX BEI PUBLISHING COMPANY NELSON B. TJPDIKK. PablUher. UXMBtRJ OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. . T Aaaxtited Praia, of vjMok fco Bm U aakr, iniw eaauea u in Iw mMcaila el eu Dm dtosiehea Jed MltM otbcnrtM eradlted In IhJe Mme. tad aln U wal aeea raNMlMd kfa. All tlMa M Cbtl.Uoo efon aaKtai WMtwi are alee wiit . 7 IU TELEFHONI OwtrtaMM or frtaata BrfKxter Aak lot tlx ' Tartu. liYah r rarooo waatee, t w)r Far RiMt tail After 10 r. M.i Tl INN. i Tl 1MIL Trie- 1ML Km To Cklaafo ' OFFICES OF THE BEE tula OflMtt Iftk and rj 13 SeMt tX. I South Mi Out-ef-Tewa Offkeat . I WaaMartoa till M It tit rift i But Bid. I Ull O Mb Part Pnoaa ISO la Si. Beaon) f he Bee's Platform 1. Now Union Pngr Station. X Continuad improvement tl tlii Na fcraaka Highway,' including the para ntant of Mala Thoroughfare loading ' - iao Omaha with a Brick Surface. i. AJjahort, low-rat Waterway from the Cora Bolt to tha Atlantic Ocaaa. 4. Homo Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. ::r IN THE MATTER OF TAXES. . In blowing off the top of its state campaign, the World-Herald resorts to an expose of tax rates in Nebraska, and without explaining why, . sets out a comparison . between the days of John Henry Morehcad and the present admin istration. It adroitly conceals all the facts in the; case, save the one that more money is col " lected now than during the years of More t head or Neville. This purposely done to create the impression that the McKclvie administra tion has been extravagant. , f-cfu! take a peep under the surface. Ac- the World for the last cor4iiipr to he figures used by JJerald . taxes in Douglas county tiglft years totaled: v J91J Under Morehead. : ...... .$357.470,23 , 1914 Under Morehead. . . . 365.333.04 :-1915 Under Morehead 327,486.18 -1916 Under . Morehead. . . . .' 314,223.03 : 1917 Under Neville...': 457.075.60 1918 Under Neville 436.664.59 J 1919 Under McKclvie 776,073.44 J 920 Under McKelvie !. 733,363.63 It will be noted that the tide began to rise with the passing of Morehead and the coming of Neville. Taxes under Moachead were collecte entirety on a prewar basis, and for that reason no comparison can fairly be made 1tfi the Mc ' Kelvie totals. It will ,be, noted that the sum set, down for the second year of Neville's term is $296,699.04 less than that for McKelvie 's second year. Now, consider that for 1920 the increased levy in Douglas county for normal school pur- posts was $8,953 greater than in 1918; for road building, $140,289; and for new capitof, $89,547, a total of $238,789. This reduces the excess to ' $57,910.04, an increase of about 12J4 per, cent for 1920 over 1918. In the light of -everything else, is that excessive? What housewife but knows that the cost of living" has increased far above 124 per cent in 1920 over 1918? - ' J. What is true of Douglas county is doubtless true of the other counties selected by the World- .flfrafd to illustrate its- thesis, and so for the state. Taxes have increased in Nebraska, just because .special levies have been made for spe- ; cine purposes. The World-Herald has pleaded as persistently, and perhaps 'as effectively, as ' The Bee for good roads; it surely can not now complain that money is being raised to provide these good roads. As to the normal schools, the same is true. John Henry' Morehead was opposed to erecting a new state house when he was governor; he has not voiced his opposition since he retried from office, so it may be sur mised that now he really favors thelan. This accounts for another large item in the increase. Th rest is chargeable directly to the increased cost of doing business.- Not a state institution can be managed on as little money as when -Morehad was gov ernor; supplies of all kinds cost more;' it has been necessary to increase the pay of all em ployes of the state in order, that they might live. The World-Herald knows' this. It also knows that the salaries pf the elective state of ficers are the same now as in 1913, and there fore no charge can be laid against them of pilr ing up a big bill of expenses. Fewer names are on the pay roll than.were there when Morehead vvas running things another' point that should .not be overlooked. .' ''(', As to the great reducticni .in expenditures iriade during.thc second term , of Morehefd's ad ministration, it was on paper only. People yet recall with great disgust the quarrel between the:governoAnd State Treasurer Hall, because the latter would not Urfri over the fees collected . by that famous drug and food department, be v. cause the legislature had not appropriated the money and the constitution said it should go into the treasury. The item was left out of the appropriation bill that the . democrats- might make a pretense of economy; it required an or aer of the supreme court,-at the expense of the consthution to help MoreheaA Out of that Hote, He ought not to brag about such i"efonomyi. while the record stands as it does. ( -V iir finally, the acid proof of the wholproposi ' tlon is the tax levy. Here it "is for Douglas county for the last three years: '.Ti N v, ' 1918 . r - General lund'. . . 3.00 -. University 100 xUniversity building.... 0.75 University activities .. 0.75 , x Normal ..,.... 0.85 Bridges Institution improverient 0.48 somewhere; everybody had felt his presence. tnd his touch was never light, but no agent of the .Department of Juatice ever got within shout inflPXiistance of hjm. Now, that the long antic ipated slump has come, Brer Mitchell and his cohorts, retainers, satraps, boojums and pur suivants, all rise up as one man and say: "We told you so there's been profiteer' goin' on all the time!'' Weall hope it is over, p)r we know it will relieve the attorney general of the United States, if nobody else lets any benefit. m t .1 -. A 10 james miaoition wax. , x This is a personal editorial. We trust you will not deem it ari impertinent one. You are crossing, Nebraska today, from west to east, along a rokte where , you will be greeted by people interested in hearing what you have to say. You will also be blessed with the love liest vision that human eye ever feasted on, the wonderful fields of Nebraska in all the glory of early autunjn, the v ripened crops a visible symbol of the rich regard that follows the hus bandman's effort. There are no Adullamites in Nebraska. - These people want to know'where you stand on certain of the leading issues. They are not acfirl with ih nnlirv fit ceneralities vou have -j j. v ...... ... f- v - , I o far nursued in vo'ur soeech-makins tour. Op i their behalf The Bee propounds to you certain specific questions, and requests that you make definite answers thereto: Do you endorse Article X as it stands in the covenant for a league of nations, orv 'would you amend or strike it out? " Do. you still consider Article X as the , essence of the Monroe doctrine? Do you approve President Wilson's pro- posal to have the United States take a man date for Armenia? ' If so, would you as president renew i that proposal to the congress"? Do you endorse Mitchell Palmer's ad ministration of the Department xi Justice? Do you endorse Albert Sidney Burleson's administration of the Postoffice department? Do you approve of George Creel's con duct of the publicity bureau? Do you deny that your campaign man ager and personal representative. Edward M. Moor, is attorney for the liquor inter- J . esis in inc sure oi inior Frank answers to these questions may help the voters of Nebraska to decide finally on your merits as a candidate. A Line 0'Typc or Two Hw ta Ukm. at tta Mm Hll mhtn tm ai 0.65, 1919. 4.80 1.00 0.75 0.75 1.00 020 3.00 1.50 1920 3.44 ' 1.00 . 0.75 0.75 1.0Q 0.15 2.2 1.10 Jloads :;Capitol Totals 7-t3- ".00 . 10.39 fJt will be noted the increases are for the spe- jcificSnrposes of roads, capitol building and nor- . . . .... v . r i... i.t( wiilt in the ceneral fund for 1920 over 1918. Just a little examination takes the stuffing all out of the straw man the World-Herald has t;P- ' ' - ' ' V ' The Slump in Prices and Profiteering. ' Admitting without argument the truth of the assertion made by the Department of Justice, -, that the announced eduction in prices indi cates the prevalence of profiteering, where, may wert.sk does that leave "Mitch" Palmer? For longer than two years, througRout the length .and breadth of the land, the doughty attorney jeneral and his corps of special assistants have .gone hunting with a brass band, looking for a profiteer, Thej simply knew that he was abroad -;.:.- v.. ' --i Why Some Papers Boost Cox. , Some folks have wondered why one of the On'alu newspapers that has always made such a pretense of its "independence" in politics finds itself committed irrevocably to the support of Cox as a candidate for president. This is par ticularly noticeable for the reason that that organ was always a rip-snorting advocate of prohibition, and Mr. Bryan has said the men who forced Cox onto the party would sell the nation for a glass of beer. The same paper was r'arin' t'arin' bull moose organ, and shouted loud and long for Hiram Johnson before the primary and up to the time 'the convention met at San Francisco. Now, it is doing its little bit for Cox just as if it -were always a democratic instrument, v ' , Some light was shed - on its attitude before the senate investigating committee' last week. It was then brought out that part of he files of the War departriient, consists of a letter written by James Middletpwn Cgx, governor of Ohio, which was effectively instrumental in se curing immunity for a couple, of young scions of the Scripps family during the war. So -now the Scripps newspapers and their allies, among which is included the "Clover Leaf" string rep resented in Omaha, find it convenient to sup port Governor Cox in his aspirations for the' presidency. It is merely reciprocity. How do the boys who answered the tall, who took a chance, and who would scorn to accept the protection o a politician, like this? Sons of a wealthy publishing , family, which owns and controls . quite a number of "uplift" newspapers throughout the country. especially in Ohio, find themselves thrust into bomb proof positions througft the kindly intervention on their behalf of the governor of Ohio. Why shouldn't he have the support of all that family and interlocking group of papers when tre runs for president? , ' . You lads, who wear me Victory medal, and the LegiOn button, how do you like it? Cox -andr the Air Craft Scandal. One of the evil smells that lingers from the lite war comes up from the air craft program Jhat failed so lamentably. Judge Hughes, you niay recall, made an inquiry and report to the attorney general, most of which was promptly suppressed. One recommendation was made .public, and that was . that Colonel Deeds, in t- i . j! : i cnarge or construction, dc uimihsscu nuni uic service, because of specific charges of miscon duct. The attorney general endorsed this rec ommendation, but the secretary of war did not carry it out; on the contrary, he made excuses for -Deeds, and let him down as easily as pos sthjcy , It wav known then that Deeds had a reaVpulLwith Ohio democrats. The investigat ing committee has just now brought out how potent it was. ( Among other itemi presented to it is one of $21,000, contributed Jjy the Day ton company pf which Deeds is a stockholder and director and for which he was' accused of securing contracts whil in the air service, to help elect "Jimmy"' Cox to the office of gov ernor in Ohio. ,As the lid is'liftedj the odor gets stronger. . s ' . "TTS j. . Queen Wilhelmina. advises her Parliament that in the present state bf Europe and the League of Nations a stronger army is needed.' Some one ought' to tell her about Sweden and Finland. . ; ' . X Railroads serving .Nebraska need not com plain of lack of business for the future. If they yet this year's crop out of the way of next sea son's they will be hustling all the time. 'If'Ban Johnson keeps on, he will prove a lot more than he set out to, but if he rids base tnl schools, with 'a rise of less than one-half J ball of the gamblers, it will help a lot. , - l .L- .,,1 ..nil fnr 1020 nwr IQMt ( - "V ! . The most pathetic thing before , the world today is thp democratic donkey, begging for money. A more transparent bluff was never exhibited. ' .:!' - The Panama, canal is hanging tip new rec ords, justifying the faith of Theodore "Roose velt. . vr All-the "spies" who are after Cox did not follow him out west, it seems. . - v Pretty soon the profiteers will .find out that prices are dropping. The equinox has been working overtime. THE STREXT. The street is a flowing: atream of faces Kaatleaaiy 'coursing between the great brick . levees, , s , My mood moves me to seek, the aged ones; Tbare perhaps may be found the clue, Thevirulde to the path of light;' But they ara faded palimpsests '' WaittoB en long ago by Time the Madman In an unknown tongue. An all, all are marked by the chisel of rare. Some are wrought with the dry ghost of a de sign, - - .-',-Others are gashed deep. Oh for the sight of a happy old face, One to tempt me to another round Of life's treadmill, - , . Or to justify humanity's long trail Up from the ocean's slime! v STONE PHIZ, SOLOMON EAGLE would, we arV sure. be glad to know that Mr. Guppy is a map-maker for the government , in Washington. "Of course, of course, a reader, you remember Mr. Guppy in "Bleak House." IT must be a huge relief t,b Hiram" Johnson to be talking again. His sleam gauge registered a aangewus pessue. A Few Deep Wells. Sir: well, even if he -loses, Stylist Harding uuuiu gei an uu-wruer a jod Wltn a. JUOUI, Mich, tog shop. ' . - Well, some are confined In asylums, some think they are Napoleons and Little Evas, and Bume ovrj -exira newspapers. "Sees New Elisabethan Age." Dailynooz. Well, aren't we still in the Lizzie age? Corner's devotes pages to telling how cars are eioien. wen, wnat we wnat to know is how to get 'em back. Q. a. K. IF you have any sash weights around the house you had better get rid of them, or vou may become. a clue to the explosion in Wall street. . . - IT WOULD HELP, TOO, IF THEY WOULD STRAIGHTEN. THE SEAMS. Sir: The girls might relieve the eye strain by wearing green stokings, but heartless crea tures they won't. - W. B. P. CONSIDERING "the decline ' of oratory," F. J. Haskin writes: "When newspapers of high standing send to the great national con ventions such irresponsible jesters as Heywood Broun and H. L. Menolccn and Abe Martin and Ring W. Lardner, and allow these impertinent fellows to gibe and titter as they will, there is evidence of a change in-the public attitude to ward political oratory." But we fear Mr. Has kin takes too hopeful an'i attitude toward the ourse of oratory. Tho Home Facilities Are Adequate. (From thfi St Helena, Cal., Star.) To the people who stir tp so much talk about us, that we went of to get married on account' qf our recent' business trip to Siskiyou county, we wish to let them know to mind their own -business, as in such a ' case we are free' to do that right at home. we don't have to' elope. Mrs. E. Poncetta, Mr. P. Micheli." , tfF we were not tied down by this column we should pack a valise and hie us to the anti alcohol congress,, to listen to the (wonderful speeches and feat our eyes on the 1 soft-drink exhibit. v ' WHO WON' THE FIGHT? ' (From the Thermopolls, Wyo., Record,) Found, one pair sand colored silk hose, - odd size; one pair black silk hose, odd size; one corset, size 30; one corset, size 46; one silk underskirt; one laeVs ptnk'B. V. D.; one paif bloomers, badly torn, with safety' fastener; one perforated silk vest; two brassieres, slightly discolored. Inquire of . c. i. y. c. i , , 1 . - t IF the leagya'of nations wishes to get a real reputation let u settle tne aisptrte uenveen D Annunzio arid the solar system. Going Up! 1 Sir: I know the first hundred thousand of the Immortals will be pleased tq meet that riKing young genius or ljaiayette, ind., Miss Hlla "Vawr. Honest! Ask George Ade. ' . - , , ,. RED AND SGOTTY. Sir For mortician to the Immortals I nuncajlr. Endus, a Virginia undertaker. v C EMBY. THE DOVE OF PEACE RETURNS. - . (From the Boone News-Republican.) . - The school board accepted the resigna- - tion of Miss Ruth Mussmaker. DURING a polit'cal campaign the stationers do a thriving business in legal blanks' for the .filing of libel suits. Some; statesmen buy them in hundred lots. ' MEET HARRY'S SISTER. (From the Kansas City Star.) -Miss Dimple Chinn has returned (from Mounds, Okl., wfcere she has been spending the summer. "THERE are somev indications that Amer icans are beginning to understand thrift," ob serves Governor' Coolidge. Outsidcy of New Engfland, the governor presumably means. In western - Massachusetts recently we' added another story of New England, thrift to our col lection. - There was a fire sale at Barlow's grocery, and Jim Haskell noticed something he needed, the half of a ,latchA for his chicken house, which part he had unaccountably lost. "How much?" he asked. -The clerk consulted the proprietor, who eid the article was of no value;'but when he.learned that Haskell was the customer he remarked,. "I ain'Kgoing to give 'him anything," and instructed the .eftrk to charge 5 cents. The next day Haskell found the part wltich .had been lost, so he returned the new piece to Barlow, exchanging it for 5 cents' worth of peanuts. . - A Demon Reincarnate. Sir:V Do you believe in reincarnatto? Per haps the urchin who, delights in sounding the horrt on rsh of the 17 automobiles parked within your block is the same youth thta used to roll a empty "beer-keg down the cellar steps of the Chinese laundry. " J. F. B. "I WISH," said Mr. Cox'tn Lo Onglaze. "I could spend another week in the state." Better , let well enough alone, James, of some real estate agwit may stick you for a lot. -HOW ARE THE HAM TREES DOING? (From the Galesburg Republican-Register.) Mrs. T. P. Smith has returned from a visit lny northern Michigan and reports that the wheat crop is exceptionally jfuge, the ' ' trees being loaded wih fihe fruit."" "IN 1919 Muskegon had 1,043 births ahd 129 deaths, many of which were preventable." In fant Welfare Work. Well, what's done is done. 'TROM 75 to 90 per tfent of those treated are evidently completely cured, for they never , retusn." Philadelphia Ledger. SAUCE FOR THE GOSLING. (From the Hamilton Spectator.) I, A. Gosling, will not be responsible for . any debts Incurred by my wife, Catherine Gosling, on and after this date. A. Gosling. THERE is no accounting for composing room styles. For instance, the Kansas City Star makes this distinction: "III go to Brad dock and show you up, by God I I'll find out why you've been so d d secretive." that's Very different. (From the Madison Democrat.) ' Through an error tl)e Democrat yester day said that Saul Kasden had been ar raigned on a charge of using elusive and obscure language. The court record shows : that Sam Rasdin is the defendant. , THE forward-looking persons will take : back seat for a few weeks while the forward passing young men take the field. B. L. T. How to Keep Well Br DR. W. A. EVANS 1 Question caactralaf hyflana, eanita tfon aad pravanttoa " of dlaaaaa, ub aaittad ta Dr. Evaaa by rtadera at Tha Bm, will ka aniwara4 paraenaily, aubw jKt ta proper Uatitatiaa, wbara a ataapad, addraaaad aavalapa ia aa claaad. Dr Evana will not maka dlataoaia ar praacriae for individual diaaaaea. Addraaa latter in cara of Tha Baa. r Coprright, 1(20, by Dr. W. A. Evana. , V x Progress. Before the pen and the sword ever quite settled the superiority of their respective might iness along comes equal suffrage demanding a hearing for the hat pin and the can opener. Kansas City Star. s' pbli- Dealing With the Bolsheviki. . in aeaungNwitn tne Doisneviki tne allies di cy is a peculiar paraphrase of Washinsrton: In ("time of vtreaty making prepare for war! San Antonio txDress. SWIMMING UNDER WATER. "At present I swim 150 feet un der water," L. C. writes. "Do you know of a sure way of Increasing one's lung capacity so as to insure swimming 200 feet under water?" In the first place, ability to-hold one's breath has nothing to flo with lung capacity. We breathe because the percentage of carbonic acid in the blood is high enough to stimu late the special center for breathing located in the lower part of the brain. When this center is irritated the lungs expel the air which is rich in this gas. If the proportion of carbonic dioxide in the blood falls below a certain point' breathing may stop. ' In fact. In simple experiments the impulse to Breathe "frequently has been suspended for 100 to 150 sec ends. By having subjects breathe pure oxygen one experimenter sus pended the impulse to breathe for 160 seconds. Vernon had a man breathe deDly and forcibly for several minutes and ended by Klvinsr him a few breaths of oxygen, whereupon the man went t'lght minutes without drawlncr a breath. Ability to hold the bfeath tor, a considerable time is said to OX Bryan's Estimate of Cox. Omaha, Sept. 24. To the Editor cf The Bee: In a certain foreign language paper that usually brings very reliable news I read a state ment by which Villiam Jennings Bryan recently has said that Gov crnor Cox has brought i disgrace upon his state, and that he now is reaching out for a job by which he wHl bring disgrace to the nation. nave you knowledge --of such a statement that Bryan has. made re cently, and when and where it was made, and In which connection? , If feryan has doner so on the eve of the presidential election, I find this 8tatemenW..very significant, as far ar it comes from a democratio poli tician or reputation, character and principle, which virtues I always ad mired in Mr. Bryan, and I would which implied that Burbank, Ed ahHPtti,he "heir respective imes of work and of the kidneys and heart Men who have heart disease with broken com pensation, Bright's disease with asthma, diabetes with acidosis and bronchial asthma have trouble get ting breath enough. Obviously, they cannot hold the breath long. The suggestion was that a man who. upon stesting himself, found that ho could hohi his breath an average length of time did not have any of these diseases. The will has a certain amount of control over the impulse te breathe. For instance, experimenters have found that the impulse to breathe becomes too strong for (the will to control .23 6 27 seconds after the proportion of carbonic dioxldetin the blood has reached 6.2 aYid the pro portion of oxygen has fallen 9 per cent. - , Having laid this foundation, let us answer your question. What can a boy do to increase the length of time he can stay under water? Above all, let him train himself in holding his breath. The ability of the will to control the respiratory conter is capable of training. It will help to refrain from eating for at least six hours before making the attempt. If his large intestine has been well emptied that will prove Helpful. A dozen .or mare deep breaths taken just before he makes the attempt will prove helpful. The warmer he water and the slower and easier he swims the longer he can stay under. If it is worth the trouble a . few whiffs' of undiluted oxygen will help. ' Thin boys who aVe small eaters should be able to stay under longer than fat ones who are heavy eaters. Too Much Candy. iJafl. M. E. and L. J. write: ''We are two girls, working as stenographers in downtown offices. Every day, after we have had lunch, we buy 10 or 15 cents' worth of candy. Is this harmful, to eat this after our lunch and the balance of the afternoon? like to know the positive facts abouH-a"1' mental giants among us today njiu uiw uuuuinK lor ine iuiure. SOcrates was forced to drink a fatal poison because he did not agree with tne religion or his time. Let us profit bv experience, and cease to criticise the opinions of the men tal giants among us, because the greatest minds are least liable to err, and the future may prove they are ngnt. FAGANUS. such an utterance of this great dem ocrat, because J would not want to se the statement as an argument against the democratic nominee for president if the report Is not true, but the statement seems so impor tant to me at this time that I would like to have the positive informa tion.' This was not given completely in the report of this foreign lan guage paper, where I discovered this significant saying of Mr. Bryan. CHARLES A. T. MARTIN Another Pagan Heard From.- Columbus, Neb., Sept. 24. To tHe Editor of The Bee: There- was an interesting letter in the Letter Box of The Bee today, entitled "Belief ii God." The writer challenged a recent statement of the editor. endeavor and not show their ig norance by dabbling in metaphysics. L When we want to elefif. a postmas ter of. a large city like Omaha, Lin coln or. Kansas City, we do not cloose a postal employe. We choose a man who has succeeded in some line of work and who shows ability to organize a business into a worlji fng, systemliko unit. The same wifii governors and presidents. - A man who has shown constructive ability may well bw depended upon tto suc ceed wherever ability is needed. When we approach the TJnknownjwe Also kindly advise the best remedy for pimples. Our stomachs, as far as we understand, are in perfect condition.' REPLY. , ' ' ' The amouTit eaten is small. Can dy eaten after meals does Jess harm than at any other tiriie. Eating candy in great excess causes pim ples, obesity, diabetes and disturbs the appetite": for more substantial, better balanced foods. Usually' Not Harmful, G. E. M. writes: "1. Is the drink ing of cocoa as harmful as coffee? 2. (a) What should be the normal blood pressure of a man of 60? (b) Man of 70? REPLY. 1. 'In mst. instances no, though the difference is not great. Many people drink coffee 1q excessive quantities, which is not true of cccoa. 2. (a) About 135. (b) About 140. meet upon ,tho level, b'ecause One knows as much as the, other. As to what is beyond. I had rather take the opinions of men who have ao-4 complished that which only genius can accomplish. The inventive, an alytlcal minds of an Euclid, Ar chimldes. Humboldt. Darwin. (Ed ison or a Burbank have approached the Unknown much nearer than the man who tells me I am liable to damnation if I go fishing on Sun day or eat meat on Friday, Today we- are studying the phil osophies qf Greece and other na tions of the vast cemetery called the past. We enrich our minds with the works of Virgil, Cicero, Socrates, Zoroaster, Plato and Caesar, but the religious opinions of those times have long been classed with the fa bles and the mythologies. There Is Cdx a fleal Indian? Omaha, Sept. 26. To the Editor of The Bee: Mr. Cox Is quoted as saying, "A vote for the democratic ticket is a vote in favor of peace; a vpte fbr the republican ticket is a vote in, ravor or war," This ftas a familiar sound, and harks back to the campaign of 1916. Mr. CWs mental processes seem to be the same as those of the Indian 'in the story. ) In the olddays, when the emigrants crossed the plains by wagans, an Indian came down to an emigrant train and purchased some tobacco, and, by mistake, the man gave him 50 cents too much change. The Indian gloated over his easy Girls! Girls!! Clear Your Skin With Cuticura Simula cfrSop, pfntmut, Talnml cf OMfcjm lalmilntli rifl it Milf.Wm SoldmrywlMn. American State Bank Capital, $200,000.00. ' s Farnam at 18th. ' : October 1st we pay our regular 4 "To compounded quarterly interest on your Savings Account. You are invite to test its convenience. 4 compounded quarterly interest added to your account. Subject to withdrawal without notice. Deposits made on or before the 10th day of any month considered as having been made on the first -day. Y. . . , I - ', j. Your checking account invited. This bank does moi" for you than carjy youf account. We have the acili ties yon would specify for the handling of your bank ing business. We invite your account on the basis , - service. . ' . D. W. GEISELIdAN, President. H. M. KROGH, Asst. Cashier. D. C. GEIELMAN, Cashier. Deposits in thia Bank are protected by the Depositors' Guar ftojy Fund of the State of Nebraska. . Men Coffee begins to play: 'nerves or diges tion. Quit coffee tenders, drinking in its place. I Theses aRgason money for a day and a night, then a brilliant Idea struck hlai. Ho rod 2t miles, overtook tho train and purchased some more tobacco, thlnkinglthe man would give him 50 cents too much change again. - ADVERTISEMENT. "DANDERINE": Stops Hair 'Coming Out; Doubles-Its Beauty. 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TELL YOUR GROCER TO SEND YOU A SACK. ) UPDIKE SERVI1CE We Specialize irTthe Careful Handling of Orders for Grain and Provisions . ' FOR . FUTURE DELIVERY i IN All Important Markets WE ARE MEMBERS OF- Ch can BaaH of Trade . St. Louis Merchant Eachann Milwaukee Chamber of Commanoe Kansaa City Board of Trad Mtanaapolia Chamber of Commarce Sioux City Board af Trada i Omaha Grain Exchange i i-1 WE OPERATE OFFICES AT ?MJl,N1Lll CHICACO. ILL. . CENEVA, NEB. ' yfcS?!, "5?- s,oux C,TY- iA- 1 1 DS MOINES, I A. HASTINGS. NEB. HOLDREGE. NEB. MILWAUKEE WIS. . AMBURG, I A. t All of those olficea ara connected with eacn other by private trim. We are operating large up-to-date terminaf elevators in the Omaha and Milwaukee markets ahd are in position to handle lyour shipments in the best possible manner L e., Cleaning, Transferring, Storing, etc f . x It will pay you to fat ia touch with on of our office ' whan wanting to BUYvpr SELL any kind of grain. A , - . uE SOLICIT YOUR , ' Consignments of All Kinds of Grain to OMAHA. CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, KAN 3AS CITY and SIOUX CITY Every Car Receives Careful Personal Attention The Updike Grain Company THE RELIABLE CONSIGNMENT HOUSE j - r t . .-ta. i ., . - .. . . .