v. 9 9 hi i . . 8 THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1920. -t . , The OmahaBee DAHY (MORNING ) EVENING SUNDAY THE BEB PUBLI8HINU COMPANY. NELSON 8. UPDIKE. Publisher. MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS A Aiseeiated Prm, ot wnleh The Bea Is in ember. ! tx entitled to U um tor publlcatloa of all ntwi dlnwtebM sredltsd ta U or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also the leeal am published herein. All rtfhu ot publication of out special sllspatstes srs also reamed. BEE TELEPHONES !Z2LZr?rZTJ - Tyl.r 1000 For Niht Cmll After 10 P. M.i Rdltortsl Department Tyler WOOL trails Moo DtparUMnt Trier 1008L edirttjtni Department Tjlsr lOOtL OFFICES OF THE BEB. lltln Orflctl 17th and rnM CoaseO Blufft IS Beott Bt. I South Side MIS M Bt Out-of-Town Officeei Htm Tern IS Fifth in, Waihlnslea 1911 0 St Cblssfe Stent Bid. I Pull France 4M But at. Honors TAc Jce Platform , New Union Passenger Station. SdContinued improvement of the Ne braska Highways, including the pave . , ment of Main Thoroughfare leading '. into Omaha with Brick Surface. 3. A fhort, low-rate Waterwar from the . Corn Belt to the Allan jc Ocean. 4. Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with City Manager form of Government. THE LIE IN THE PLATFORM. Duplicity, deceit, deception by innuendo, mis representation and the perpetual resort to half truths have been characteristic of the course of the democratic party in the United States for some years. Beginning with the Baltimore plat form, in which specific promises were made, to which no attention ever was paid by thfl party leaders, and coming down through the war till now, the practice has been to gull the public to J he limit. Take the Creel publicity bureau, ap iroved by fhe president, and consider its record of downright falsehood, such as the astonishing account of the big battle with submarines which never took place, and to which he name of Josephus Daniels was attached. It remained for the San Francisco convention to deliberately in ert an unvarnished lie into the platform of the Carter Glass, sometime secretary of the treasury and now United States senator from Virginia, carried the platform from the White House to the convention hall at San Fancisco. He was one of the enormous brigade of federal officeholders and recipients of White House favor who went there to extend the Wilson re gime by securing the nomination of the "crown prince," a plan which was overturned by Bosses Murphy, Nugent, Taggart and Brennan. Sena tor1 Glass is commonly credited""with having written the platform. In it is contained the flat statement that Senator Lodge had indulged in language that denounced the Knox resolution for peace. This was challenged at once. In Harvey's Weekly for July 10 4s the following: The Wilsonian campaign it is libellous to call it democratic begins with a lie. We do not now refer to the numerous misstatements of fact which disgrace the San Francisco plat form. Bad as they are, it is still conceivable that concerning them there may be differences of opinion or of interpretation. We refer to the concrete, deliberate, malicious lie, which, as we point out elsewhere, is exploited at the beginning of the platform a lie concerning a. '" matter of fact and of public record concerning which a "mistake" is impossible; a lie for which not merely the platform committee but also, to deepen the shame, the president of the United States, must be held responsible. Referring to the Knox resolution repealing the declaration of war, the platform says: ' "This convention can contrive no more fit ting obloquy than that made in the Forum magazine of December, 1918, by Henry Cabot Lodge, when he said; .... 'We can not make peace except in company with our Allies. It would brand us with everlasting , dishonor and bring ruin to us also if we un dertook to make a separate peace.' " Now, that is, what .Mr. Balfour once de scribed as "a concrete, Cubical, congealed lie," 'and was known to be such and in tended to be such by its author. Sen ator Lodge did not say that. in the Forum of December, 1918, nor anything resembling it. The words quoted are garbled from an article v which appeared in that magazine not in De cember, but in Tune, 1918, a difference in date which makes all the difference in the world in 'the meaning of the words. The platform makes the lying pretence that those words were written in December, or in November, 1918, after the armistice and --therefore were applicable to the Knox resolu tion. The fact is, as the inventor of the lie knew, that they were published in June, and presumably written in May five or . 'k months before the armistice. , : When Senator Glass was taxed with this falsehood, he sought to make partial amends by issuing a new edition of the platform, with the date changed from December to June, 1918. Now the democratic official campaign book comes but with the correction omitted and the original declaration restored. How can such conduct be palliated? If it is not a deliberate attemot to bolster -dp a losing cause by down right lying, what other name can it be given? How" will the voters of the United States react to so brazen an attempt to deceive them by the reiteration of a statement, the falsity of which is known to those who make it? Cox's blovia ti&n about the "purchase of the presidency" is. I mild form of offense in comparison toy this. farmers say the commission men are "welshing" on contracts made last spring. Perhaps both are right and perhaps neither is. The great out standing fact is that a bountiful yield of fruit is going to waste because of the inefficiency or cupidity of man. It is true that scarcity means high prices ana maybe greater profits, while plenty means the opposite. But what is the ben efit of a bountiful crop if the fruit decays in the orchard of field where it was grown? Much as we "-deplore government regulation, this unfor tunate condition, which has too frequently been duplicated in other parts of the country, is a sign that there is 'someting wrong in our way of, doing- business, and if- it can be adjusted 'only through law, then such regulation would be ben eficial. Something should be done to give man the full benefit of nature's bounty. , . Can Such Things Really Be? "..Verily, the pathway of the democratic can didate as he swings around the circle is a rough and thorny one. Train wrecks are the least of his worries. He has discovered something -far more momentous than that.- It has been forced upon him; reluctantty he admits that the news papers are not using up their front pages to tell the world vwhat he js talking about. As a mat ter of cold, hard, iconoclastic fact, it would be a great scoop, and probably would draw an "8-col-banner line" should any discerning and per spicacious newspaper reporter discover the se cret the candidate so carefully keeps to himself, and actually tell the waiting world what he I means. But, is it strange that the papers of the land, and particularly the republican papers, do not devote their entire space to what he is say ing. Maybe the real reason is that he is no longer batting as high as a news item as he was a matter 'of six weeks ago. The "front page editor" likes to deal witlv live ones, you. know. Screw Loose Somewhere. " Chicago reports that several million dollars worth ol fruit is rotting in fields within a few miles of that city, not for lack of demand but because the farmers cab not get their produce transported to market. Peaches selling at $2.25 a bushel in Chicago are being sold in Berrien county, Michigan, at 75jnts, and many bushels I are rotting, city commission men say nicy v.u g neither carJnor crates to handle the crop, Will Mr. Morehead Please Explain. "It seems to indicate the republicans fear voters may learn how th.Le.ague of Nations would operate, and, learning this, also fear they will want the nation to indorse it," says Ne braska's democratic senator, who is the chief mouthpiece of the administration in thead yocacy of the league. Thik reminds us. A state campaign is also in progress in Nebraska, and the democrats have a candidate for gov ernor who is gingerly stepping around the edges, looking forvotes. In his behalf several false issues are now being raised, as is the custom with Nebraska democrats. They never yet have won a victory on an open and shut question. Several little matters jn connection with the four years of John Henry Morehead's administration as governor may require ex planation. Just now what The Bee,, would like to ask him is in direct line with the senator's statement. Mr. Morehead, will you please tell the voters of Nebraska just where you stand on the League of Nations? Are you for it or against it? Do you acceept the president's plan, or are you for Cox's idea? A frank answer to these questions may clear the way to the consideration of other points in connection with the campaign. ' ! A Line 0'Type or Two , Hsw to Hit Lias, lot tht aulst Itlt ehort th my. Dividing the Lares and Penates. One of the saddest things man is given to contemplate is the wreck of a once happy home, a matrimonial venture come to shipwreck. The high hopes, the roseate dreams, all the aspira tions, ambitions and projects formed during courtship and the honeymoon, lie broken and scattered about, with the fire dead on the hearth, and a blank end come to the path. To be sure, every now and then one or the other of the un7 happy partners in Ian unequal match accepts the division with something less or more than un-? concern, having already laid plans for the future. Such look ahead to a renewal "of 'bliss under happier circumstances and have no time to grieve over the debris of iheir smashed up part nership. .., ;t But in every case there, is a consideration that arises to puzzle the bes of them. That is the division of the household goods; chatties do accumulate, and one or thf other has the right to take them. Courts now and then- are of assistance in disposing of these matters, to the end that "alimony" has come to be a really meaningful term. We are just now presented with a case in point that is of unusual interest. In New York a couple has agreed to disagree, and one home will, no longer .hold them. They encountered a rather novel complication. The family cellar is well stocked, and both like the liquors therein concealed. Showing their mu tual regard and forbearance for one another, almost enough to support another honeymoon, they decided to share and share alike in the liquid joy. Here comes up the real problem, showing the fly in the ointment. The wife that was is going to new quarters, therefore her ex-husband is to have the responsibility of delivering to her such share of the oh-be-joyful as falls toier lot in the division, rfow, when or by what means he is to do" this does not worry her. She will expect him to be on time with the contraband liquor, and any time he fails or falls into the hands of the dry sleuths, it will be his mis fortune not hers. Another really good argu ment against hasty divorce kiight be squeezed out of this. Fifty Home Runs.. , What is a home run? It is, in brief, the greatest achievement of a ball player's career, and that in effect means the height of ambition for every real American kid alive. Not one of them but has an interest in base ball, and not one but looks ahead each time he steps up to the plate, bat in hand, to the prospect of hit ting that ball , so hard it will soar over the fielder's head, and out into theistance so far that he may circle the bases before the ball is returned to the diamond. Some do and some, do not realize this joy; many a head now bare or gray, lifts and its dimmed eyes glow again as the man recalls that time in his youth when he hit one "where they ain't" and got the coveted "homer." That is why all reverence "Babe" Ruth, whose mighty prowess has attained to the sublime record of having knocked fifty round trip swats in a single season. Last year the "big league record of twenty-nine of these "circuit clouts" was put 8p, also by tlys Brobdignagian batter, while the ultimate county heretofore at tained in any league was thirty-seven," Thus Ruth has passed not only his own but all other endeavors in this line, and has set a mark that looks mighty impressive. No wonder he excites real admiration in a country where the home run hit really counts for something. Thre is no special moral to this; only that it pays to do a thing well while you are about it. Omaha's railroad business accented to the tidy sum of $30,884,000 in 1918, which will give you a basis for guessing how much it is now. An Indiana poet who tried to sett some of his verse to a Chicago packer found himself suddenly in jail. He might have known better. "Jimham" Lewis thinks he may be governor of Illinois. He has visions almost as vivid as his whiskers. - ' . THE BRONTOSAURIJS. Consider, boys and girls, the brontoeaurus, A reptile by the Deluge overthrown, Whose saurian playmates form a phantom phorus I In some remote Nirvana ot their own. Perhapa they still behold our mundane gambols. These antics which we clowns and Jugglers play This circus ring, so frequently a shambles rotn Minsk to Munater, Connaught to Cathay. a Consider, children: when the Deluge drowned him, rAnd left him stiff and (not unlikely) stark, Till Mr. Field so fortunately found him, a)Wag h unfit to travel on the iArk? Compare the human species, nature's peerage, Survivors of his dim Jurassic past! They might at least have berthed him in the steerage1- Or was he too IntelllgVnt to last. B. W. W. PLAUSIBLY, he was too intelligent to last; for one of the best little hypotheses places high noon on this planet in the days of giant fauna and flora. Since those luxuriant days the world has been going down hill. WNATOLE FRANCE said recently, Europe is dying." Sir Philip Gibbs does not think the case so bad, but he says it must be admitted that Europe is very sick; sick because the war did not spiritualize and ennoble humanity as "pre dicted. They who did not expect this miracle to come to pass were called cynics. IT is pleasant to believe that the sun is restoring us expended energy by condensation, and that the so-called human race is in the morn ing of its existence; and it is necessary that the majority should believe so, for otherwise the business of the world would not get done. The happiest cynic would be depressed by the light of humanity siting with folded hands, waiting apathetically for the end. ' WHY THE CITY EDITOR LEFT TOWN. (From the Peoria Transcript.) "The good old days were not so good," said Rev. D. E. Williams. . . . "When - the Israelites escaped from captivity and were in the wilderness they had nothing to eat but bananas. . . . They remembered the good things of their (captivity, the cu cumbers and garlic. THEY who fear that the press of Chicago is losing its influence on the electorate may be cheered by the reminder that Carter I. "was elected in spite of unanimous newspaper opposi tion. It is the obligation of the press to supply arguments to the electorate. It k not obligod, as an English statesman once said.jto supply the wit to understand, the arguments. The Hectic Way. Sir: We were discussing the tragic death of an actress, and our hostess' pother, who had been listening attentively, said:' "Well, what can you expect, the way they went around to all those cafeterias?" M. ONE of the journalists whose melancholy duty is to travel with the candidates and record their doings, says that Mr. Cox often talks of the past, because great-men lived in it. But we (rather that Mr. Cox. like ourself, considers the past only a preparation for the future. v STILL GOING STRONG "PERSONALLY." (Oliver Madox Hueffer, corr. from Mexico.) M should like very much personally ' to escort some of our self-satisfied factory owners, t WE seldom use the word "transpire," but 'when we do we use it correctly. And invariably some smart member of the Alick family writes in to tell uj how wrong we are. ' V, Lapsus Bcanl. Sir: In the memory Tests I lamped the info that the real, name of Bill Nye was William E. Nye, whereas the humorist led his family and friends to Believe that his name was Edgar Wilson Nye. Could Bill 'have led a double life? FRIEND OF BILL'S. HAVE A HEART, SHORTY! . Sir: Tell Shorty f haven't a job to tay' name not even for myself. I beseech the loan, O maenanimou Shorty. ' The address Box 641, Albuquerque N. M. The promise Io oacK- breaking, nrf pencil-marking, or aof-earing heaiitlfnP"Aohrodlte." - ... K. S. C. NEW YORK'S five Socialist, ttgislators will likely be permitted to sit in peace; and peace is theSeast of their desires. TRIANGULATION IS VEXATION. (From the Sheboygan Press.) X will rtot be responsible for any debts " ' contracted by my wife. nk gelr OBSEVE, too,, the following from the Miami Hald: r, "Men and Wife Both Testify Tampa Resi dents Declare Results Remarkable on Takinf Tanlac." ' FURTHER, observe the following from the Japan Advertiser: . T : . "American Congressional -Party Much Smaller Than First' Reports Indicated Dr Reinsch's Dispatch Gives 20 Legislators and 21 Wives." APHRODITE. Who weeps for the old gods? For lo! still sing, As e'er they did to young Pan's minstrelsy, The laughing nymphs of deep valed Tuscany; And still to marble shrines the shepherds bring v Gifts of the woodland in the emerald spring, Still Arethusa in dark Sicily With sweet voice greets the dawn; the purple sea Still owns Poseidon's ancient mastering. But with a difference now.'- The once dead gods Are living. Pallas, Pan, Apollo, Zeus, No longer only images, or clds v Of Cypriote clay, have garnered souls and And Aphrodite, knowing love unpriced. Wipes with her golden hair the feet of Christ. G. V. B. . WASHINGTON reports that the consump tion of wines and liquors in the United States was lower in 1919 than for fifty years. How does Washington know? ALL YOU NEED IS SOME RED FLANNEL SYLVIAS. (From the classified ads.) Xo rent Going south. Have 5 rm.' apt. and seal coat. Wellington 2324. . "DESCHANEL is suffering; from neuras thenia, and his mental conditiorl is worse than his physical." United Press. ' . Something may be wrong with , what an acquaintance calls his "mental psychology. "THOSE who know Cox well," reports one who has been studying him. "realize that the whole trend of his mind is forward." What yoa mightcall a forward-slanting man. If he should slip he would fall fat on his mind. . N THERE AIN'T NO SICH ANIMAL. (From the, Marion, Ind., Chronicle.) Wanted A healthy, food-Aatured, corn fed dishwasher ,wio is willing to work for good money. Ppone'813. OH, 'yes; according to Good housekeeping, "Harding and Cox. Both Favor Maternity Bill." LET'S ASSUME SO. Sign in Mason City, la. : "Pappas & Boyeas." Do you suppose it's the old man and his sons? . - - TIMOTHY. THE Council of the League has approved the purchase of the Geneva house. ' TF vnu rfon't fancv Chateau d'Esoacrne. how r about The House of Cards? ' ' B. L. T. How to Keep Well . By DR. W. A. EVANS Question concerning hyflra, lanlto tlon and provontion of dlaouo, sua tnifud to Dr. Evan by readers ol Too Boo, wUl bo answered personally, eub Ject to proper limitation, where a stamped, addressed envelope la en closed. Dr. Evans will not make diagnosis or prescribe for individual diseases. Address letters ta care of The Be. N Copyright, 1920, by Dr. W. A. Evans. , Still the skidding car and the careless driver continue to gather their victims. Well, let's take a long breath and get back pto work again. ? i Long live the king and queen ! ' Oh. Wirra, Wirra! The governor or the federal reserjre board says the counry has nothing now to worry about ex cept an early frost, which might damage the big corn trop. Very well, then, let's worry about the early frost. The governor of the reserve hoard will receive the thanks of a bored nation fnr tresMufff stinn Kna Citv Sta' of And Burglary. ., V A Rhode Island woman announces that she will run for the United States senate on a plat form of "Women and Children First." She may find that the rule works better in shipwrecks than in politics. Detroit Free Press. One Credit Mafic for Mr. Burleson. A corporal in the 339th U. S. infantry has just received offiaial notice that he is dead. Once in a great, great while, these days, a letter gets in ahead of time. Detroit News. Too Choice to Exist Beef prices have gone up IS cents,a pound on choice cuts, but most people's idea of a choice rut it a nrire rnt.aJSaltimore Sun SOME SIMPLE EXERCISES. A friend tells me of the great good he has got from Walter Camp's daily dozen exercises found in the Handbook of Health. He asks that they be given in this column. They are mild exercises, intended to pro mote suppleness and to keep brain workers in some sort of condition. The twelve are divided into four groups of three each: 1. (1 to 3) Hands, hips, head. 2. (4 to 6) Grind, grate, grasp. 3. (7 to 9) Crawl, curl, crouch. 4. (10 to 12) Wave, weave, wing. Stand in the position of a soldier, hands at the sides. Hands Raise the arms laterally to a horizontal position, palms down. Back to attention. Hips Raise the arms. Place the hands on hips. Carry elbows back. Hack to attention. Head Raise arms. Touch finger tips behind head,' palms forward. Force Elbows back. Back to atten tion. Each exercise of the 12. is to be repeated several times. Execute them at times slowly, at other times more rapidly, remembering that .overexertion and fatigue or even strenuous exertion are contrary to the purpose. Grind Raise arms sideways to horizontal, palms up. Carry them as far back as possible. Count 12 slow ly and at each count make a com plete circle about 12 inches in di ameter, with the artns held stiff at elbow and wrist. Forward, down ward and upward. Repeat circling in opposite direction. Grate Raise arms sideways to horizontal, then to angle of 45 de grees above horizontal. Rise on balls of feet and breathe in slow and deep. Retu.'n to attention slow ly, breathing out as the heels and arms sink, Grasp Raise arms to horizontal, then carry the hands behind the head, elbows back as in head exer cise. Bend body forward, as far as possible, keeping face up and to ward front. Crawl Arms horizontal as be fore. Raise the left arm, palm up ward, until straight overhead. Lower right arm to side. Bend body side ways to right. Curve left arm until hand touches right ear. Return to attention. Repeat exercise, raising righ arm, lowering left, and bend to left. . Curl-fct Arms horizontal as be fore. Feet 12 inches apart. Bend the wrists and elbows downward, curling the fists into the armpits. Bend the head backward until you are looking at celling. Inhale deep ly and slowly as the head goes back. (b) From position (a) carry the arm straight forward from the shoulders, palms down. Bend for ward as far as possible. Eyes up, face forward and arms pointing backward. Exhale. Crouch Raise arms to horizon tal. Feet 12 inches apart. 'Squat to Stato Has Hotel Inspector Crd, Neb., Sept 21. To the Edi tor of The Bee: I am a traveling man ami read your paper every day. Am very much Interested in your letters and answers, so at this time am asking a question which I hope you will answer through the col umns of your paper: Is there a commission or any thing In this State whose duty it is to see that hotelse,re kept clean, if so what Is its title? Last night I slept In a hotel, pay ing $1.25 for the use of the room, not even running water, and the bed warf'so full of bedbugs it waa necessary to sleep on floor to get rid of them. Reporting the fact to the desk ox For Rent Typewriters and Adding Machines of All Makes Central Typewriter Exchange Doug. 4120 1912 Farnam St. !lllliiillill8ip4l!ijitfM Welcome Ak-Sar-Bpn Visitors Won&mmi is supreme VI 11 I LonflMt-li vfd piano m the world bar none. Ask Cor a guarantee from the maltpr or teller of any other piano equal to the Mason Hamlin "guarantee. Such a guarantee will ct. be given because it cannon txt yven. 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Nor are they to be carried out strenuously. The number of repeti tions of each Is to be determined by the wind of the individual. was informed that they were sur prised, as they didn't dream of such a thing. The bugs were not an accident, as I heard other men complain and have stopped here a, number of times and always have found .con ditions the same. TRAVELING MAN. Not So Bright. The mother of Parley P. Christen sen, nominated for president by the new farmer-labor party, says ne ways was a brigni uoy. uv ably not as bright a boy as Senatoi La Follette. who declined the nom ination. KansasOtyTf- Job for ruswyfoot Johnson. , 1 They'll never have prohibition In Ioland till they take the suds away from General Plloudski.- Knoxvllle Journal and Tribune. Still Successful. Talking about fool-killers, the grade crossing is one that functions with steady success. Houston Post. ' Bee want ads bring results. LINDSLY FIRE EXTINGUISHER CO. ,ISfw Omaha Branch Tel. 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