THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 22, 1920: i A. rr-i. The Omaha Bee , DAIIY (MORNING ) EVENING-SUNDAY THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. NELSON B. UPDIKE. Publiiher. v. MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tfi imlttM Pita. SI woM TM BM U a BMltOT. M e!utal anUUad to tb uw for ptiblteaUoa of Ml Dim dlttt crUtd to It or not otHrtnM crtdltad IB thl HHT, ana elM tkt local nwa piibllaard hcrdn. All rlU of publication of out IPKttl eiapatttua rt alee tantM, BEE TELEPHONES ' Print Brine Ctobonn. ' mi for Lb TvIo llWi - Far Nlht Calls After 10 P. M.J ftdttorlal Drtmtit ........... Trior 10001 'wniMion Pmnrtmwit Trior 100'L ttMng boponment ........... Trior 1001 Council Bluffi New Tori Chletra OFFICES OF THE BEfc . Mun OfTico: jrth anil rant IS Bcntt t I Soiitfr Mid !S1I X It Oul-of-Town Offlcoat !8 Plfth At. I Wuhlngton ' 1311 O 8t Btanr Blda. I I'arli Franc tit Bn St. Honor. The Bee's Platform , 1. New Union Passenger Station. 2. Continued improvement of the Ne braska Highways, including the pave raent of Main Thoroughfare loading into Omaha with a Brick Surface. 3. A short, lowrate Waterway from the Corn Belt to the Atlantic Ocean. 4. Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with Citj Manager form of Government. A REMARKABLE CHART. Whatever may have been the underlyingrea son which prompted, the directors of the Fidelity and Deposit Company of Maryland to seek to know on September 20 the exact fundamental conditions and attitudes of mind in the country, the fact remains that the inquiry so. set on foot has brought out a remarkable collection of desir able information. It may be accepted without cavil that the great and responsible company would not publish the information, as it has, un less it had confidence in the same as being au thentic and to a dependable degree authoritative. This gives it an intrinsic value that is beyond discpunt. -x Dividing the country geographically into nine great regions,' each of which may be said to be self-contained,' because of the harmony of rela tionship in interest between the several states comprised in the separate groups, the replies be-come-the more impressive because of the general trend of agreement which marks them. It is not indicative of collusion, but of a commonalty of thought that the expression with regard to the opposition of the solid interests to government ownership of railroads should be unanimous; that all but one of the divisions should report that industrial concerns are discounting their bills; that all should report an improvement in transportation service, of that all should deny that a shortage of raw material sufficient to' cur tail production exists. Variations as 'to ($ther fundamentals of industry are noticeable, because they are governed by local conditions, and so ssrve to sustain confidence in those opinions on . which agreement is unanimous. A similar unanimity of opinion with reference to agricultural and financial conditions is noted, and this is well borne out by government and other retiable reports. Having thus established the trustworthy character of the chart with re spect to the economic phase of the inquiry, it is not stretching matters to give a, similar degree of Credence to the sincerity at least of the politi cal conclusions presented, in. the report These may be accepted as fairly reflecting the thought of the man in the street in the several regions. Six of the nine divisions report dissatisfaction with the present administration as first in the list of political issues; the east -South central division, "Including KentucTcj't Tennessee, Missis sippi and. Alabama, outs this issue seventh and foreign relations first; the south Atlantic group, which consists of Maryland, Delaware, District of Columbia, Virginia, West .. Virginia. North Carolina, South Carolina, deorgia and Florida, lists dissatisfaction with the Wilson regime as fifth and foreign relations as fourth, taking the high cost of living as first; while the south cen tral group, made up of Arkansas', Texas; Louisi ana and Oklahoma, puts the Wilson , regime down as fourth, foreign relations as second and the cost of living asfirst. " ' . : ' ; ', , Nebraska is included in the west nortfr-en-tral division, along wit It Minnesota, Iowa, Mis souri; Kansas, North and South Dakota. , This group lists the Wilson administration as first, for eign relations as secorhl, and the cost of living third in order among the issues. l' Six of these nine groups, having an estimated population of 73,500,000, report that the presidential and state elections will go republican, and .that the gen eral sentiment prevailing is that the next admin istration will be republican". " The other three, comprising the southern states, .with an esti mated population of 34,500,000, report in favor of the democratic ticket : . ''Ik This division of opinion is natural, and it may be accepted, even by the most conservative, as fairly indicating the trend. A republican vic tory is assured, and with it will comean early establishment of something liki stability for business and social life, a removal of the chief cause of unrest, which at present is distrust of the national administration and the restoration of general activity on a sound basis. sport expect that the investigation be thorough, and that professional base ball beeiieved from any possible taint of contamination . by profes sional gamblers. It has other faults, but these the public can overlook, 'if assurance be ample that games are not bought and aold by placers and their accomplices on" the 3utsid.e. Calling Down Its Candidate.. '. ' It was with some manifest pain that the New York . Times finds itself in the unpleasant pre-' dicamcnt of having to remonstrate with Candi date Cox on account of some of. his hasty utterances.; "With time and opportunity for reflection," say the Times, "Governor Cox prob ably -would trot have said what,, he fs reported to have said at Butte," that "wherever you show me a radical movement I will show you a gov ernment that has been unjust and oppressive." The Times points out that America discloses at present a 'number of radical movements, out is not willing to admit that the government has been unjust or-oppressive.. Its. editor, how ever,' overlooks the fact that its candidate was at the moment talking at Butte.Mont., where the radical movement has had its highest exem plification in days gone by'. He was not on the "safe and sane" lieath of his home state, where some notable movements of, protest, at Cleve land, Youngstown,- and elsewhere have been recorded, even while 'Cox was governor. Per haps, and this may explain it all, he does not look upon the "reds" in general as radical; only when they break out in Europe are they a men ace. " . -.' , '' . Then, a little later on, the Times finds that Governor Cox has made a pledge to Ireland that he would find embarrassing, were he called to succeed Wilson at the White House. The editor mildly chides him, and concludes: It will be better to leave delicate, in this case very delicate, matters of foreign rela tions to be determined after his election in consultation with his cabinet advisers. In campaign speaking, the spontaneous im pulses of the mind cannot always be trusted. The enemy is watchful and it is better not to give friends cause for regret. However, both Cox and Roosevelt continue to talk at random, as if they believed what they say now will be forgotten and maybe they are right by the time election day arrives. A ;LineJ), Type or Two How to Ml Lis. Ml tho ul tall hr Mir my. v Base Ball and the Gamblers. The common and unmitigated curse of sport for ages has been the element of gambling. Men instinctively wager on one or he other of the contestants in any game where skill, endurance or even chance may determine the outcome, and thijs propensity has led to an easy method by which the. sure-thing gambler may divert un savory profit to his own account at the expense of those who honestly venture their capital in support of an opinion, partisan or otherwise; One after another of the great spoTts has been brought jnto disrepute through this unfortunate condition. Horse racjng was all but abolished because shrewd and-unscrupulous gamblers came into control, and even now th,e fairest form of betting, with the utmost assurance of honesty on part of the, racing officials, is carried on underline frown if not the actual ban of the law. Base ball has been the one great professional sport in which public confidence has been pre served. Some forty odd years ago a group of amblers secured control of certain players in a Vading club, but the conspiracy was discovered, and the offending players were banished for life from tht game Now the suspicion that all X not well has cropped out again. . Reason to be lieve that certain players have been influenced by their cupidity to connhe with professional bettors at the loss of games, thus to defraud the public, has justified the investigation of the mess by a grand Jury at Chicago. - While judgment will be suspended until the inquiry is complete, the well wishers of the great . An Answer to Anarchy. If the skulking murderers who looked the bomb in Wall street really wanted the answer of the American people to their challenge, they might have had it. Saturday, when a "Constitu tion Day" celebration was held at the spot, where - i . , , tm . j tne explosion iook piace. ine crown sang "America" and. "The Star Spangled -Banner," and a fife and drum corps led a marching group of Sons of the American Revolution. The speak er demanded and tht crowd pledged anew al legiance to the Constitution of the United States and all it means. Simple enough, but emblem atical of the majesty of the people of the United States. The miscreants wffo seek to hide their crime in darkness may be sure that the strength of a great nation is reaching out for- them, as inexorable as fate, as persistent as destiny; not vindictively, nor to wreak, vengeance, but to fulfill and justify the law, This is not the first, and my not be the last bomb outrage, but. the high resolve of the multitude that gathered, in Wall street last Saturday is echoed in every patriotic American heart, because it typifies the trtle spirit of the nation, and before it the agents of chaos may well tremble. Americans fear God only, and do not fly before the threat of sudden and violent death at the hands of cowards. The sword of justice, upheld by more than an hundred million freemen, reaches for and will smite the murderers, and our nation will go on to its destiny because Our people are free. Looking to Connecticut. 'Indications are manifest that the democrats are putting forth special efforts, to defeat Senator Frank B. Brandegee, who has been renominated by the republicans of Connecticut. It is sincere ly to be hoped they wiltsiot sttceed in this pur pose, for Senator Brandegee's enforced retire ment would be a distinct loss to the country, even more than to his own state. The only basis of democratic hope to capture this seat in the 1 senate lies in what should be Senator Brande gee's strength, his uncompromising devotion to public duty and his refusal to surrender his prin ciples, even at the risk of incurring political en mities tliat might possibly be avoided by twisting anj trimming. People hereabouts admire a man like Senator Brandegee, who stands for his con victions, although they may not always agree with his position, and Connecticut voters can not be different in thig respect. It would be a bad and sad thing for all of us if a public servant of high capabilities, with such a record of em inent service in the senate, with capacity to do better through experience and increasing in fluence, should be denied the recognition and approval he is entitled to. We are morally cer tain that, regardless of democratic demagogy, Connecticut will sustain its reputation for patriotic broadmindedness by continuing Senator Brandegee in the position where he is proving so useful to the nation.' ' , SIPPING a meditative cough drop, Gov. Cox remarked, "The result in Maine was no surprise." Perhaps not. But it jarred. him, apparently. For he began to talk about a Republican campaign fund of $30,000,000. StX Bolsh commissioners are reported drown ed (transitive) in the Neva. This is opening the Neva season early. It i considered better sport to shove the victims through holes cut in the ice. . j It's the Climate That Keeps T?s Away. (From te Lake Forester.) . The feeling among many people that one vote .will make no difference In the result, leads many .million people to stay away from the poles each yeAr. OUR London correspondent, F. D., sends a correction of a line of French which he employ ed. .Sorry. We assumed it was London French, and so, let it ride. , , INCIDENTALLY, and reluctantly, F. D. con fides his snappy reply to a question asked him by a suburban (Concert, manager. VWhat," sajd the s. m., "do you think of Sir Henry Wood as a con ductor?" F. D. (flashingly): "I was taught at school that Wood is a non-conductor. (Peals of laughter.) " A HAKDY ANNfJAL. Sir: An Insurance hound in the next office is telllrJg his victim the merits of the annual an nuity feature. If you'll pardon me a moment I'll sk if this is paid yearly . . . Yes; he says that's why it's called annual. , W. S. V'NOT very relevant tothe news of the day, perhaps, but not without a certain- interest. . . ."New York Times. . , Substitute "and therefore" for "but." 1 . Tho Deliriorfs Reporter. (From the poor County Advocate.) It was but natural that he should love flowers and poetry. He knew every flower In the fields nd its botany. The poets he read by the hour, the rythmical qualities ' harmonizing so perspiciousiy with his own emotions. "WHITE Undismayed by Result in Maine." JJe is accustomed to making black white. ONE MIGHT' SAY, "I WASN'T TRYING TO I GET YOUR GOAT." Sir: When a neighbor's goat wanders onto your lawn , and devours your clematis vine, and you bawlout the owner of thegoat, and lie gleefully offers the ruminant in restitution, what ought one to do? R. R. M. IN declining to divide his property with his wife, Charlie Chaplin disclaimed the charge that he is a Socialist. This was a needless disclaim er; for a Socialist believes in dividing other people's money, not hs own. A commonplace; but, as has been observed, commonplaces would cease tp be recognized as such if they were not occasionally repeated. NIHIL VIDETUR MCNDUS. ' (From the Buffalo News.) Refined young man wants room, with or without board, with refined young widow, as companion. " Address Frederick, News Office. , Mr. JOHNSON of the Chicago grand op. brings assurance that Mary Garden's accident will hQtjprevehl her appearance as scheduled. We suspected that all along. " TO PEGGY SMILING IN HER SLEEP. Aged three months. Meseems one daynhe Lady Mary came With all her meek handmaidens and saw you Playing among God's haloed minstrelsy: She called a lingering angel by his name, Kissed you and smiled into your eyes of blue, And gave you to Aim to brlXg down to mi. So now. Sweetheart, whene'er you go to sleep. He takes you for another friendly peep , Into God's nursery. Our Lady's shrine, Where babes with whom you played and left for me Wait In the clear air of eternity, ' .With lips still white of all life's bitter wine. 1 G. V. B. Mr. VV, a reckless chautteur, lias been sen' t,nrrfl in Lnz Onelaze for manslaughter. Al though nothing is said about Vv's injuries, he must have 'had all his vowel's knocked out. TAKE THE FLAG, CADDY! (From the Chattanooga Okla., News.) A. W. Puttkamer, I. O. O. F. secretary, reports, that the lodge is putting the work on four candidtaesv.. SPEAKING of "the government which pro tects you and I," and other unattained objec tives.?, c Squires has dug up a hymnbook printed in 1804 in which these gems (by Joanna Southcott) appear: "With the woman do agree. To take the fruit held out by she." How to Keep Well By DR. W. A. EVANS , Question concornhig hyln, sanita tlen and prevention of disease, sub mitted te Dr. Evens by readers el The Bee, will be answered eorsonally, sub ject to proper limitation, where e stamped, addressed envelope is en closed. Dr. Evans - will not make diagnosis or prsscriba for individual diaeaaea. Address Icttsrs to care of The Bee. . Copyright, 1920, by Dr. W. A. Evans. fyrt Let's Have a No Accident Week. Why. not a "No Accident Week" for. motor ists in Omaha? In no more strikTng manner could general public attention be centered on the need for precaution on the part of drivers and pedestrians! f This system of setting a week apart, in-which extraordinary care is exerted in order "to avoid all injuries, has been used on railroad's and in industry with fine effect. After it is once dis covered that it is possible to eliminate many ac cidents by forethought and the shunning of un necessary danger, it is much the easier to con tinue with the idea of safety first always in mind. Most automobile drivers are imbued with the belief that they are atove or beyond the chance of mishaps of the streets. This feeling of con fidence leads many to take unnecessary chances. U this frame of mind can be altered for a week J in which each motorist's thought is that by a single piece of recklessness he may spoil the clean record of a "No Accident" week, a be ginning will have been made toward real safety. The Swedish premier says the League of Na tions has prevented war, but it did not stop Sweden from serving an ultimatum on' Finland. Qo. thing may be admitted government ownership of railroads is not .popular just now. So Cox would accept the Hitchcoot reserva tions; but the senate turned them down. ( Nebraska republicans see their duty, clear enough; now, watch them, do it " "u- Speeders must got screechers follow,. "The blades that I have called be wheat, Are those that Judge the calling great, 1 That they from Satan shall be free, And Pharaoh was a type of he." 1 AS under the Lenine rules of diplomacy biting arid kicking are permitted in the breakaway, the Kameneff person exhibits much cheek in accus ing Lloyd George of duplicity. 1 . Questions Which We lave No Intention of . ' Answering. ! Sir: A Halsted street merchant is advertising a sale, with goods reduced 25 per cent to 125 per cent. At that rate you 'get 2.fL0 for carrying away -a pair of $10 shoes. A "Madison street photographer advertises "Photographs taken anywhere." Would you mind telling him I have some I should like taken down to the river? On an awning over a Clark street fruit store is this: "PetersorTAwning Co. Betfe Awning Costs No More." Why do you suppose he didn't get the better awning? FRICK. SEIZE HER, ACADEMY SCOUTS! (From the Jollet Herald.) . a Miss Edith Tamborine left yesterday for a two moftths' visit in Colorado. THE Academy's committee on membership has rettprted adversely on the nomination of Hazel May Argue of Omahais There is so much of that now that Jett Wimp and Lot Snoddy and the other Immortals can't hear themselves snore. The Second Post. (The gentleman may be after a casket) Dear Company: Please send me a furni ture catalog. I'm going to order me a suit, and I'd rather order from you than any other company. . LET X REPRESENT THE AGE OF ANN. (Received by the Legal Friend of the People.) A man's wife dies at Indianapolis, Ind., her husband Is executor of a will she leaves ' her husband's sister who made her home with the woman that died whose husband was his sister whose name was on the will, that Jeft him all cf her estate. Is the will v legal with her husbands sisters name on it a witness to the will it seems like she is an interested party as the will is made to her brother who is executor of the will. "REAE Bee Hive of Industry Now Running at Double Capacity." Robinson News. Sounds' like a Bill Thompson platform. ) DEAR, YOU CAN'T SUPPRESS 'EM. Dear: Couldn't you start a movement to sup press the vast supercilious horde who know how to spell, and nothing else, from rating as an ig noramus one who doesn't spelit no matter how Drear nnp'N eohnlArlv AftAinmentH mav be? . . ; v. . ; G. M. w.- OIL ANjp V1MSOAK MAK.ES A UUU DRESSING. Sir: The missus postal cards from Ephraim, Wis., that one of the guests was "stung in the lettuce bed." Shall keep you posted as the club treasurer said to the dilinquent member. ' . J. F.,B "WE are going through a dry panic,' said a business man to us yesterday. Very dry. B. L. T. ' ' What'll Happen. The London government seemsto be of the opinion that, if it ddes not keep awake over Ire land, Ireland is apt to hold one over England. Norfolk Virginian-Pilot. , .Whafs' the Answer. V . Six years ago thfe world was wondering what would happen nexH-and it is still wondering.-r Rocky Mountain 'News. . Only One Direction. Why bothersto tell us that freight rates are going up? Whosevcr heard of anything goirfg down ? Colirnibifs State. QERMS ATTEND Y. M. C. A. SHOWS. . During an epidemic of bad colds which ran through our troops in COblenz in the winter of 19 W Drs. Huddlcson and Hull measured the number of bacteria in the air of a Y. M. C. A. amusement hall. They exposed plates of culture medium in the hall for one minute during the height of the epidemic. An average of 82 bacteria fell on each plate. Eight days later, the epidemic hav ing subsided, the same number of plates was exposed in the same way. They caught bacteria at an average rate of 1.6 per minute. The hall was ventilated in about the same way during the two peri ods.. The hall was about equally crowded and the verUHatlon was the saTne, Yet during the height of the epidemic the test showed that the bacteria in the air were 50 times as numerous as during the other sea son. During the epidemic many of the sick developed pneumonia. The bac teria found in their sputum were' of the sarnie families as those found in the air during these tests. During the height of the epidemic the men in the amusement hall were barking and cdVighing continuously. This served to add bacteria to the air and also to drive Currents here and there, some of which may have carried bacteria directly to the exposed 1 plates. - . The best opinion Is that bacteria cannot remain long alive in the air, since both the drying and the ex posure to light either kills them or makes them incapable of spreading disease rather rapidly. In conse quence it is rather generally agreed that very little consumption, diph theria, smallpox, and scarlet fevfr is spread by air. But that may not be true of pneumonia and common colds. x Right now we are layinjT the foun dation for the winter's pneumonia. All summer there has been very little. The disease wlli increase in October and . November. December will see a high rise and the maxi mum will come in January and Feb ruary. ,Ir we can keep down the common colds this month and next we will lessen the pneumonias of the later months. To keep out of badly ventilated halls ami to avoid audi toriums In which there is a machine gunfire of coughs will belp in this. Speaking for the Judges. Omaha, Sept. 18. To the Editor of The Bee: The lawyer who gives up his practice to become a judge fchould be retained on the bench so long as he remains physically, men tally ana morally fit Every in formed person agrees that it is un just to the individual and unfair to the state when aiTexperienced judge is sent back to the bar to build up ins practice anew. Of the Nebraska supreme court. Chief Justice Andrew M. Morrlssey ana Justice ueorge A. Day are standing for election to the offices they now occupy, and will be voted for On the nonpartisan Judlcla.K'bal lot November 2. Lawyers are agreed that they should not be displaced, yet they" are in danger of defeat if the newspapers fall to speak openly for them. For obvious reasons law yers do not dare speak. , It hop pens that one of these judges is a democrat, the other a republican; one was a small town lawyer, the other was a ojember of a metropoli tan bar, but both should be elected because they have rendered good sen-ice to their .state and have ac quired judicial ability which the state cannot afford to discard. The same principal applies to the district and municipal judges. The police judges, however, are not in the same class, as they remain prac ticing lawyers while they are on the bench. Also they are elected on the party ticket NEBRASKA LAWYER. FROM HERE AND THERE. Try Any Drujr Store Mrs. M. S. writes: "J. J. F., a civil war veteran, wrote that he-had been taking mineral oil to regulate his bowels and that he had overcome piles and constipation. I was oper ated on for piles years ago, but they have come back, so would you please let me know what kind of mineral oil to get? I use bran in every way." REPLY. I think if you go to anydrug store and ask for mineral oil you will get what you want. It is also known as paraffin oil and perhaps by other names as well. Give Food Rich In Lime W.-A. J. writes: "I have a boy al most 2 years old whose legs, mostly at the ankles, are considerably bow ed. Can the defect be corrected by the 'correct shoes' that are frequent ly recommended?" ' REPLY I do not think so. He has had a mild degree of rickets. For this keep him in the open air aS" much as possible. His diet should contiiin a good deal of lime. In so far as you can keep him from bearing; his weight on his feet, unless his trouble . . . i . ; n ,1 Ul has come to a standstill bones are hard. and hi3 Dress Baby Llglitly Mrs. K. H. B. writes: "Kindly tell cries continually. I have usel a so me what to do for prickly heat on L ut on of baking soda and a powder my baby. She is covered with it. and called borozin, but nothing helps Jier." ' ' REPITST -v, Have your baby go as nearly naked as circumstances will permit Do not allow any sweat-soaked gar ment to remain in contact with the ; skin. Prickly heat is caused by sweat. Feed her lightly. Keep her cool. Bathe her frequently. Dust the skin with starch or ..any other dusting powder. Thyroid Like Saddle Bags.' F. It. writes:- "1. Is the thyroid gland situated on either side ofthe throat or only on one side? "2. I am 38 years old. have not trouble with my knees for four or five yearX Theyare very" creaky when I betid them by walking or going up and down stairs. Also, I have some arthritis in my hands; the fingers swell slightly at night and feel more or less stiff at the joints. I notice my knees, particu larly after dancing or walking. "3. Does this condition mean It will eventually cripple me. and would you call it tmeumatoid ar thritis? I also have some stiffness in my neck and have had it at vari ous times for years. I had my ton sils taken out a year ago, and my teeth are all right." REPLY. x 1. The thyroid is. shaped much like saddle bags a lobe on each side and a band across the front. 2. You have a mild- form of rheumatoid arthritis. 2." This variety of rheumatoid arthritis seldom cripples very much, at least not before old age. ! Coal prices in Berlin are 1.M0 per cent higher than before the war. An English medical scientist rec emmends a visit to a museum as an excellent remedy for scholars' brain-fag. Ireland's greatest bog is the Bog of Allen, which has an area of about 210,000 acres and extends into four counties. Diamonds have increased 160 per( cent in value, and emeralds 300 per cent during the last few years, whi'e rubies have decreased. Arthur J. Weston of Deny, X. H.. has some sweet corn, planted Jun 0, some of the stalks of which will measure nearly 18 feet. In Japan tea is practically a re ligion. There are special ceremonies in connection with it, an(r"speclal buildings in wnich it is drunk. Turkey's population will, by the peace treaty, be reduced from 30, 000,000 to about 6,000.000. and her titty must consist only of a few revenue cutters. . , Under English law a marriare may be declared void if both part(esv give false names, but it'will not be declared void if only one party gives his name falsely. An agricultural spraying machine of English invention which has pumps geared to the wheels so that it operates as it Is moved,. Is claimed to do the work of tepf men. Down to the middle of the Vic torian era it was considered quite the proper thing. in England for a., man to exchange kisses with his fair partner at the end of a dance. About three tons of cotton are. used in the-production of cloth fori .every ton of wool. At the lowcsfi estimate the shops of the world sell 11,000 tons weight of cotton goods' every day of the week. In the sandbag-carrying contest ati the Bath centennial celebration the! first prize was won by Mohammed) Omer, a Syrian, who carried 169! . .1 A M tU - . II- hl'uuiius ui Btxuu iur iiiuiv limn a. nine? Cfh one shoulder without stopping to" rest ' . The average man probably sleeps; in a hundred beds or so during a long lifetime. A veteran commercial traveler whose home is in New YoiS can afford to smile at this record, for he says: "I calculate that I have slept in' at least 8,000 beds durii.g my 40-odd years on the road, anrt ' have slept well in them all." nauonausis iveep up Asia Minor Offensive Attention, Joe McD.! "To Joe McD.: May I say as an encouragement that my boy was in bed for many months, affected ap parently substantially as you ' are, and that after compensation was es tablished he gradually improved and for all ordinary purposes, was well. I do not think that you could be any worse than my boy was, and see no reason why you should not get just as Well. I join with Dr. Evans in saying 'good luck. W. L. C." Joe McD. wrote that he had heart disease with broken compensation. I hope this attracts his attention. Dr. A. W. E. For Reijt Typewriters and Adding s Machines of All Makes Central Typewriter Exchange Doug. 4120 1912 Farnam St. ' sCi ' at ef Let ut show you the, wonderful phonograph that is vaudeville V newest star. ' We have an Official Labor atory 'Model exactly like that used by Signor Friscoe the world'a greatest xvlo ' phone player in his "big time" act. " Signor Friscoe plays sud denly he lifts his hammers from the keyboard the music keeps right on. Magic? , No the NewN Edison, concealed behind a curtain. e NEW EDISON "Tht MaeafreM arfra s W ' Hear the wonderful Official Laboratory Model for your self. Come in and test its amazing realism. We give Mr? Edison's Realism Test. The phonograph that has held rapt the attention of 500,000 vaudeville -goers, vean surely bring a delight ful new joy into your home. The Edison Shop Shulti Broa., Owner, 313 South 15th St. Constantinople, Sept. 21. (By The Associated Press.) Turkish nationalist forces in southern Asia Minor are continuing their fight Against French troops of occupation there. Ten thousand Turks and Arabs are besieging Adana, and others are daily shelling; Tarsus with old five-inch German guns operated by German officers who have been stranded there since the armistice. . Frequent attempts are being made on Mersina, an important seaport southwest of Adana, but they have been repulsed by the fire from the guns of French battleships in the. harbor. Americans in Adana have limited food supplies, but distribute what they can to 2,000 persons daily. They have so far failed to secure shipments from. Mejxina. Hand to hand fighting frequently occurs at Adana, the French Sene galese and also the Turks and Arabs cutting off the' heads of the fallen to be sure they are dead. , The French have succeeded in getting supplies into Tarsus from Mersina and are preparing for a winter's siege. r Base Ball Pools Played By W omen Under Ban Aurora. III.,. Sept. 21. Base ball pools, played by thousands of per sons throughout the Fox river val ley, stopped by police yesterday in Aurora and .Elgin and in practically all of the smaller twns. The police had said their action was taken for the good of the game and was in ine with action to be taken over the whole country. Men and boys and even women have been playing the pwols. WELCOME AK-SAR-BEN VISITORS "BUSNiSS IS GOOD THANK Y0lf LV. 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