"St ' e 8 F THE- OMAHA SlunDAY BLci: brTiiil 1U20. .1 i 1 V 1. REAL ESTAE IMPROVED North. A FINE HOME Oil of the well-built houses with llv ln room, dining- room, library with fireplace, (ood-iiied kitchen, four sleep ing rooms and bath un Becond floor, front and back stairway, (rood basement with larg furnace, combination hot air and hot water heat, large porch screened In, lot (4x124, with good ga.-- ffeg very convenient to car; amnR food homes at 1621 Lothrop street. Can ha seen any time by calling next door east. Will be vacated September 21. W.H.GATES, T Omaha Nat. Bank Bid. P. 1194. Bungalow A J-motn oak finished bungalow, con slut if living room, lanre dining room, two nlr bedrooms and bath and nicely arranged kitchen. Full floored attic and cmnted hawment Garage and drive. Houie just painted and In sVery gvod shape. Large south front lot on paved street with paving paid. Owner la moving: to Iowa and is desirous of disposing of this property. Prire M.o. Call Colfax 40 for further de- tatla. NORRIS & NORRIS, 1501 Podge St. Thone Douglas 4370. FINE DOUBLE HOUSE Six room on one utttn, five oi othT; - earh apartment is ail modern, with fur . rinmt heat and hardwood finish ilown- ntftlrs; traaKc; good location north, pawed street, handy for tar; $.2r0, $3,780 rash, balance $.(! per month; Jive In one, nnd rent, other for 1)50; or - hera is .lust the property 'for two Aiph rent Tictitm a a pt-rmanen homp.' or - an a mn k.rhift. Address Box A-33, Omaha Bee. ' Investment An 18-room double hoiWe, nieely n , cated in Kountze place, neur Florence ' boulevard for sale. Consists of 5 rooms and bath on first floor of ench apart irmnt niyl 4 rooms on second. Tenants furnish, heat. T-arwe south front lot, , paved street with, paving paid. Ppraon buyfng ran live in one apartment and make others pay for thin property. Carl Colfax 4i0 for further details NORRIS & NORRIS, , ISO 8 T)od gS t . F h one Dougla 3 4270. Field Club Bungalow Five-room bungalow, living room with built-in bookcanca. dining room with window seat, two good bedrooms with crota ventilation, kiuhen and bath: full cement banement. gas ht-ater. floor drain, coal" bin and fruit room ; 0resPd briek foundation : single garage; this hftme lin errellent condition in every par ticular and certainly a pick-up at 16.000, 12,500 cah. balance monthly. Alfred Thomas, , RKALTOR. 04 First National Bank Beautiful Brick Home First floor has large living room with fireplace, dining room with buffet, sun room and kitchen, oak floors and finish. Second floor has two dandy bedrooms and bath, oak floors and finish. Fnll remented basement with laundry room. Lot 50XT50; on car line; now va cR(t and ready to move Into. 4731 s North 40th St. For price and terms call. . Payne & Carnaby Co., .: RKALTOR SERVICE, 1 Omaha Nat. Bank Bldg. Doug. 101(1. 8-R. MODERN HOUSE FOR $5,000 " Having living room with fireplace, dining room and den finished In oak. . four sneplng rooms and bath on second j floor, t water Jieat, corner lot, 60x100; near umana university W. H. GATES, , 847 Omaha National Bank Bldg. Ponglas 1294, Realtor. Wabster 2888. , OWNVOURllOME Dandy S-room bungalow ' all on one floor; large attic, oak finish Interior, nicely1 arranged, newly decorated, built in bookcase and cupboard.' full sice press brick' basement; located 2716 Ames Ave. Price, 17,250; terms to good party, Soutb, front, paved street. ' " w , G. G. CARLBERG,i? flit Brandels Theater Bldg. 4307 Ohio St Mv-room home, oak floors and fin Ish on first floor, oak floors on second ) floor; full cemented basement. 'furnace heat; fruit trees and grape vines; only J5.500. Payne & Carnaby Co., i REALTOR SERWCE. 61y Omaha Nat. Bank Bldg. Doug. 1018. 3905 North 18th St. T-room house, large room across en tlra front. First floor oak finish, nicely docorated. 4 bedrooms, hard pine fin ish. Fine large basement and laundry. Lot 10x138. Fine shade trees. For pricw and terms call Doug. 5013. Amerfcan Security Co., 18th and Dodge Streets. t ACRES, 3330 MrKtnley St.. good modern ahouae, 14 acre In cherries. acre In raspberries; barn with room for 4 horsea or cows and garage. 2 tons of hay, chlckenhouse, .1 acres alfalfa, beautiful Vlew Call Col fax 311. MILLER PARK BUNOALOW. B-room. neatly arranged, oak floors and Woodwork, built-in features, laundry " conveniences, large basement. Col. 2621. SEVEN rooms, strictly modern, full lot. near car and schools. $'"..500: terms. Al fred Thomas, 604 First National Bank A FEW home and lots for sale In Park wood addition: a safe place for-Inveat-ment. Norrls A Nqrrls Douglas 4270. filNNE LUSA homes and lots' offer the best opportunity to Invest your money Phone Tyler 1. FIVE-ROOM''' modern, garage, two lots; smalt cottage as paat payment. Col. . 4t82. ' I FOR SALE Strictly modern S-room cot tage. 14.000, terms. Phon owner 2 to " 4 p. m. Sunday, Walnut 1330. ,T. B. ROBISON. real estate and Invest ment. 442 Bee Bldg. Douelas 8097. HKNSON ft MEYERS CO.. 424 Om. Na VI t-ROOM. modern bungalow.' Col. 3683. South. BE A HOME OWNER Just completed 3056 South 32d St., B rooms with sleeping rooms on second floor, oak finish on first floor, nicely decorated, convenient?? arranged, built in buffet, bookcase and cupboard,, stuc co exterior, paved street, home owning community; priced right; terms to good p"c? g. carlberg, . ' 312 Brandels Theater Bldg. : (PUBLIC AUCTION i ' Sis-room house at 2419 So. 24th St., . will be told at public auction at the east front door of the court house, Wednes . day. Sept. J2. at 10 a. in. FRED B. CH ERNISS, R KFER EE. IMMEDIATK possession; 824 S. Sth St.; 8-room tnodern stucco bungali alow: J2 cash, bal. mo. Creigh, 608 Bce.v Dg. 200, $500 C.A3H, partly modern house. Benja- mm f ranKenperg.yuoug. izz. 7-RCOM, modern house, make offer, 9. 25th St. South 3600. 4423 Miscellaneous. : ;: , $600 CASH ".'5-room cottage at 2010 Dorcas St. In exxellcnt shape. Large "lot and barn. Shade trees, fruit . ' trees, well and cistern. A bargain at $2,700. . - A. P.TUKEY & S0.N, 620 First Xat'l Bk. Bldg. Doug. 502 .'Sunday call Mr. Peterson, Douglas 4450. yJ 1. $400; T- : . "Cash, Payment W , Buy)a six-room cottage close In, modern except heat; price 83,250. Call Doug. , (013. i American Security Co., llth and Dodge St. SAVE TOUR MONEY. ' X have a dandy lot near the -Country lub and In line of development. I can sell for 110 down and 83 per week. Call Us. laead. Doug. 7412. Monday, REAL ESTATE IMPROVED. Miscellaneous. FOR SALE ThreV fancy Boston terrier puppies; two males and a female; these puppies are well up In the Squoutum, Ringmaster and Toss stock; no better Bostons anywhere; price, 140, 60 and J75. Midwest Kennels. C. W. -Bisland. proprietor. Dl'PI.KX preiwd brick flat near 3(Uh and Farnam; eluht r. each, side; oak finish; snap, $12.5011. terms. D. 1734 days. ! DTD l?T?rW P, Pfl sells renti : JJilViYXJ i IA. JJ.. and lnsu's real estate. 250 Bca Bldg.. Douglas 633. COMMERCIAL GUIDE. Attorneys. FISHER, h., 1418 First Nat. Bank Bldg. I . IS M. Attorney and counsellor at law. Packers. CUDAHV PACKINO CO. South 2340. South Omaha. Doctors. CAMPBELL, DR. S. M.. Physician snl Suryrion. 1804 Farnam St. Douglas 1220. Banks. AMKUICAX STATE BANK. 18th and Far nam. Head Block. Phone Tyler 80. Mirrors and Resilvering. OM AH MltiROK AND ART GLASS CO, Pouglns 6525. 1814 Cuming St. Patent Attorneys. PATENTS procured, boueht and sold. In tern't Patent Co.. EDS Brandelg. D. 661. let Machines. BAKER ICE MACHINE CO. l!Mh and Nicholas. J. L. Baker. Pres. Automobiles. M'OAFFREY MOTOR CO.. 10th and How ard. Doug. 2500. Ford cars and re pairs. Authorized agents for Ford cars. Tank Manufacturers. NFBRASKA & IOWA STEEL TANK CO.. 1S01 Willis Ave. Webster 278. Auto Repairs. AMERICAN MACHINE WORKS. 110 S. 11th St. DouKlas 4881. Patents de vloped. Models, tools and dies made. Baggage and Transfer. OMAHA TRANSFER COMPANY "THE ONLY WAT." Telephone Doug. 505. 14th and Jackson. Dry Goods. BYRNE & HAMMER DRY GOODS CO.. th and Howard Sts. Douglas 208. Cloak", suits, ladies' and men's furnlsh Inirs, art goods, millinery and draperies; all kinds of fancy and staple Dry Goods. Boiler Manufacturers. DkAKK. WILLIAMS MOUNT CO., 2.1d and Hickory. P. 104S. Mfrs. of boilers, tnnks, smokestacks, oxy-acetylene fld, Butter (Wholesale). ALFALFA BUTTER CO.. 120-24 N. 11th St. Doug. ,'.903. W. W. Richardson. Pres. Cement Products. OMAHA CONCRETE STONE COMPANY. 28th Ave. and Sahler St. Colfax 888. Cash Registers. MORRIL CASH A.MDv CREDIT REGIS TER CO., 218-211 City Nat'l Bank Bldg. Doug. 4403. E. W. Hart, Pres. Electrolysis. SUPERFLUOUS hair removed oy electric ity, needle work guaranteed. Miss Allen der, 40S Barker Blk. Engineers, Consulting & Supervising ANDERSON & BENNETT. 424 Bee Bldg.. Douglas 1430. Heating, ventilating and power plants. Engineers and draftsmen. Foundries (Iron and Brass.) PAXTON-MITCHEL CO.. 2614 Martha at Harney 1661. Machine, gray lt.a. bhasa. bronze and aluminum castings.'' OLSEN ft SCHINGER, 1401 Jackson. D. 7491. Brass, bronze and aluminum cast Ings. . Paints, Oils and Glass. BARKER BROS. PAINT CO. Douglas 4750. 1609 'i Fanrara St. Live Stock Commission. JQSENSTOCK Bldg.. Omaha. specialty. BROS.,' 126 Exchange StocKers and feeders our , Hardware, PETERSON t MICHELSON HARDWARI? I MI( -18 S. CO., 4916-18 n. Z4tn Bt.t soum Blue. Phone South 171. FfRD TRANSFER CO., 817 Douglas St Tyler 3. "Always at your service." Printers' Supplies. BARNIIART BROS. & SPINDLER, 1114 Howard St. Douglas 1076. Printers supplies. OMAHA PRINTING CO.. 13th and Far nam. Douglas 346. Printing, stationery and office furniture. DOUGLAS PRINTING CO., 109-11 N. 18th. Douglas 644. Fine commerc ial printing. EDDY PRINTING CO.. 21- South 13th. Douglas 8647. Fine commercial printing. Electrical Goods. LE BRON ELECTRICAL WORKS. 318 S. 12th. Donglaa 2176. Largest eleo trlcal repair works and contracting com pany In the middle west. . Undertakers. HULSE & RIEPKN. 701" S. 10th. D. 1220. Undertakers and embalmers. Personal attention given to all calls and funerals. rTRTAlTK'V A VI I.' A WV 9S1 1 Farnam. Bar. ney Z(i.ri. UnuertfiKers and emnaimera. CROSBY. Willis C. Webster 47. 2018 Wirt. .Phone Stationery and Supplies. OMAHA STATIONERY CO., THE. 307- 309 S. Seventeenth. Douglas 805. urnce. typewriter, architects' and engineers' supplies. Loose-leaf devices. Council Bluffs Directory. Coal and Ice. Phone 28il0. Citerers to heat and cold. Real Estate Transfers Charles B. Tlarman and wife to Margaret M:illison. Fowler ave., 172 feet e. ,it 24th st. n. s., 60x 132 8 4,750 Miiry Kozina and husband to Anna Vojtech, 21st st.. 260 feet s. S st. w. s.. 50x130 James T. Lcarv and wife to Morris Wlntrub and wife, 19th St.. 215 feet s. of ClarkrNt. w. s., 40x140. Omaha Loan BMg. Assn. to Jake Mandelson, Willis ave., 148 feet w. of 20th st. n. s 48x122 John B. Kelly to Most Rev. J. J. Harty. bishop, Center st., 90 feet e. of 51st St. s. s., 45x100 Fred W. Clements et al to Loella Clements et al. V St., 132 fee; w. of 29th st. s. s., 40x130 I George C. Flack to Goldle A. Nei- 4,400 4,050 2,100 1,000 lan, 47th ave., 245 feet n. of Ma ple st. e. s... 40x125 7,500 Edna B. Johnson and husband to Charles T. Hansen, n. w. cor. 51st and Capitol ave.. 100x135, exchange Harry B. Oleason. et al, to Harold j A. Eaton, s. e. cor. 45th and Grand ave., 11914x128 . 3,500 Ben Lustgarten and wife to Andrew Christiansen, et al, 17th "st., 200 feet s. of I st. e. s., 60x130 ... 2.000 United Real Estate & Trust Co., et al, to Josephine Seroy, Spaul- ding at.. 120 feet e. of 36th st. n. s., 60x128 270 Isadora Goldstein and wife to Meyer Grossman, et al, a. w. cor. 16th and California. 66x99 18,500 Joseph H. Dcsterhouse and wife to John B. Mears'and wife, 9th St., 44 feet n. of Spring st w. s., 39x140 2,200 John B. Mears and wife to Edna G. Walworth. 9th st. 464 feet n. of Spring st. w. s., 39x140 1,000 Jeanette Beckmann, et al, to Harry A. Tukev, Farnam st., 66 feet e. of lltb St. s. s 22x132 12,500 William C. Norria to Mary F. , Gwynne Vaughan, 24th st, 2S0 feet s. of Ida st. e. s.. 40x125 ... Ernest E. ("rare to Florence I. Crane, 41st at. 80 feet n. of Pratt st. w. s.. 40x134 , 4,160 200 William Negethon and ' wife to Grant Mcllnay, et al. Camden ave., 158 feet w. of 24th st. s. s., 45x136 6,000 Rose Dunn to Agnes Murphy, L St., 66 feet w. of 39th st. s. s.. 66x132 700 Charles H. Moulthrop to Herman O. Wulff. 60th ave.. 200 feet s. of Lake st. w. s.. 50x120 4.000 John Happe to William M. Temple, n. w. cor. 35thl ave. and Wool worth ave., 53.4x75 8,000 Edith R. Barber and husband to Isaac Warshawsky, Seward St., 142 feet e. of 24th st. a. s., 62x 130 2,300 Anna C. Gunther and husband to Joe Waken, Wirt st, 250 feet w. of 65th st n. a., 100x128 700 Mary Welsh to Michael G. Mallon. et al, Binney at., 250 ft . of 65th at, s. a., 60x128. 1,700 Frederick H. Davis and wife to George P. Stebbins, n. e. cor. . John A. Crelghton blvd. and llan derson. 45x128 680 Elizabeth Rlvard Dufrcne, Hill and ROYAL PRINCESS SECRETLY WED TP HER CHAUFFEUR Elopement of Former Royal Princess With Her Chauf feur Causes Tremendous Sensation In Berlin. Zurich, Switzerland, Sept. 18. The amaz;ng royal romance in volved in the marriage of Princess Alexandra Victoria, daughter of Prince Frederick, duke of Schles-wig-Holstcin, who yns recently di vorced by Prince August William of Hohenzollern, fourth son of the former kaiser, to her chauffeur, has created a tremendous sensation Berlin.. The former royal princess has eloped with Fritz Meyer, whose only linic with royalty was a limousine speaking tube. Frau Meyer, ' the princess that was is now on her honeymoon, and happy. s Prefers Husband to Prince. ' I'd ratLe'r he the lover wife of a -hauffeur than the unloved wife of a royal prin.re," she tells her friends. Her royal ex-husband's comment was the bland announcement that royalty is well rid of his quondam spouse. But the people of Berlin are stii! gasping from the shock of the affair. Fritz Meyer, before the war, was a smart figur;- in the ex-kaiser's livery. Later he became a lieutenant in the German officers' reserve corps. out it is understood that the romance ,,.;!. r;n. T7...:. i i ; in. i IUUC33 riLiund urtu na in ception while he was still the pilot of the royfil motor cars. When Prince August William brorght his stir for divorce from the charming, beautiful and reputedly extravagant princess, he alleged that she had. fallen in love with an offi cer "of common tastes and demo cratic name." Berlin wondered at the time, but since the recent elope ment the bewilderment has turned to social shock. Friends of the princess are said to have commented on her frequen" appearance with the officer who drove her motor. The statement is made that at one time the chauffeur was caught kissing the fair hand of his queenly mistress. Prince August William is at pres ent emploved .is a bank clerk in Berlin. He has figured liitle in th puMic eye sinre the war, although at the time when Germany was at the height of its power, overrunning France and invadinsr Russia, the kaiser planned to make his fourth son regent of Lourtland. Incompatibility was the reason publicly given for his divorce from Princess Victoria Anger Aroused. But how can a chauffeur support a wife who' "hot only possesses roya blood but royal tastes? She was taken to task several times by the former kaiser for her extravagance. The ex-emperor imprisoned her for two weeks in the round tower of Castle Babelsberg as punishment for a frivolous whim. His anger was aroused because one night at the theater Princess Victoria summoned to the royal box, alter the performance, ban Petras, the star of the play. It seems that the actress was wearing a huge cartwheel hat, which Mad so struck the fancy of the princess thafshe wanted to inspect it at closeS-atige She not only took the name and ad dress of the milliner, but asked and obtained permission-to "try on" the bat. This upset the emperor, and for "conduct unbecoming a royal princess" Victoria was "imprisoned" with only two maids to attend her. The princess is 1 a statuesque blonde, la'-ge of figurer-with reddish hair, and a complexion which radi ates vigor, health and activity. She is a personification of the national German heroine, "Germania." Cen tra! News. Sham Battle Planned for American Legion Convention Cleveland, Sept. 18. Three thou sand regulars" of the United States army rwill come to Cleveland to join 1,000 veterans of the famous Thirty seventh, or "Buckeye," division in refighting the battle of the Argonne as a , spectacular feature in comieci tion with the national convention of the American Legion here Septem ber 27, 28 and 29. VThis stunt, (w ith "zero hours," bar rage regulation and the same pre cision of maneuvers wfu'ch made the American, expeditionary forces the admiration of the world's military critics during the great war will be staged on the two days preceding th,e convention's opening, according to L. S. Conelly, colonel of the' new One Hundred and Forty-fjfth- regi ment, national guard, formerly of, the Cleveland Grays and a major in the war. " ' The "regulars" will be members of the First division, who went through the battles in France from the start of America's participation to the "cease firing" of the armistice. Experiments are being tried in a German porcelain factory with a view to making fractional currency of some noiynetallic, washable ma terial. husband to Arthur Theodore, Parker St., 60 ft. e. of 2th at., a. s. 60x127.6 2,500 Minnie Clark to" May Theodore. 36th . St., 87 ft. n. of Franklin st, w. . 43x91.6; s. e. cor. John A. Crelghton blvd. and Seward, 80x130 2,950 Peter E. Nelson and wife to John 41. Anderson, n. w. cor. 38th and Charles, 60x130 S.2J0 Carl A. Llnd to Henry L. Olmstead and wife, Ohio st, 3 1-8 ft w. of 22d St.. a. a. 33 l-3x7 2,758 Julia B. Kelllne, gdn to James W. Coyle, Charles at, 120 ft e. of 27th st., n. s. 60x127.5 und. H STS Ross Rlegel and wife to Charles W. Martin, Ida at, 295.5 ft. w. of ' 28th ave., n. a. 42x120 1 Ross Riegel and wife to Charles W. Martin. Whltmore ave., 43.6 ft. w. of 28th ave., s. a. 42x120 1 Ross Rlegel and wife to Charles W. Martin, Vane St., 211.5 ft e. of 30th at, s. s. 42x120 t 1 Prudential Sav. & Loan Asa'n to - Elmo Stevens, Ohio St., 360 ft. w. of 34th ave.. s. a. 60x120 661 Thomas E. Mahoney and wife to Alfred J. Lynn, V St. H ft a. of 33d st, n. w. 26x53... 2,000 Th Recollection of Quality Remains Long After th Price Is Forgotten." GOODYEAR and CORNHUSKER AUTO TIRES and TUBES Bicycle, Repairs, Accaasarica, Supplies, Gunsmith. Laclumitlk Phonograph Repairing, Cutlery, Tools, Raaora, , Vacuum Cleaners. NOVELTY REPAIR- CO, Rescoa Rawley, Pray.' MAIL ORDERS. 4809 S. 24TH ST. TEL. S. 1404. Woman as Good as Her Nose Says Prof.' Who Studies 'Em of Tx!vee. 5S".fnrvoM Written for International News Service. By MARGERY REX. . New York, Aug. 21. Josephine, of France, early married Vicomte Beauharnais. After his execution she was induced to wed Napoleon Bonaparte. Because this childless marriage displeased France she con sented to divorce so that the em peror might marry Archduchess Marie Louise. Lucretia Borgia, Who was the sis ter of Caesar Borgia, is famous for her many wanton crimes and vices, being chiefly known for her deeds of poisoning. She was married three times. In later years writers cleared her of many charges. Maddened by the beauty of Hele;i Troy, Paris, son of Priam, stole Helen from her husband, Memelaus, who gathere'd together a number of Greek princes to avenge the wrong. This brought on the Trojan war. When Paris was killed Helen was married to his brother and later be trayed him, after Troy fell, in order to win back her first husband. All of them had straight noses. Nose Tells It. , Familiar to scientists is the fact, that a chain is only as strong as its weakened link. From a phrenologist and psychol ogiet. Prof. E. V. Howe, now con ducting a thorough investigation of humanity by means of a walking tour to "See America," comes an other useful if a more disturbing- hint. j Prof. Howe stopped off in his travels long enough to say in effect: A woman is only as good as her nose! . "I've seen them all. I have been to all the foreign places India. Austria, Fort Lee, Africa, Soviet Russia and the Scandavian peninsu la and I tell you a woman with a straight nose will never forsake you. They love but once and are very constant. "Women with straight noses make the best wives. Whenever I want to judge anybody I look at his nose. Sign of Intelligence. Prof. Howe also said people with large noses should be proud rather than ashamed; that a sizable nose was a sign of intelligence and self control; that straight noses mean reliability," while thin-nosed people are narrow-minded. He also, brings the news that though a blonde may be , livelier company than a brunette, she is more apt to forsake you for another. This last, the professor says, he pos itively knows and is prepared to prove. In classic times beauties had golden hair and straight noses. Foremost among the straight nosed women of history were the celebrated Greeks. Yet Helen of Troy was able to stir up quite a little excitement in spite of her clean cut profile, i And there was Madame Ulysses, who stayed at home and wove mats and did other reconstruc tive work, while her wandering hus band went ' sailing around looking for trouble and a short-nosed woman. Dead Calm. Ulysses struck a dead calm whijf he was out cruising for the Graeco Roman cup, or vase, and decided to take instead the cup that the siren, Circe, offered. Caesar's wife was so impeccable that to mention her is to name a synonym for virtue. It is quite safe to assume that the famous general's wife had a nose of the Roman vari ety, large, if not altogether straight. Montaigne, in an essay on beauty, praised large noses as indicative of strength of character. Napoleon chose marshals, governors and other leaders for the size of their noses. Josephine had a long, straight nose, and proved her worth by her selt sacrifice. But, while some scientists claim such noses are signs of character, others say character itself chances and molds the features and expres sion. In youth a nose is more or less indefinite. Decisiveness comes with age. Outzon Borglum, the famous sculptor, says: Creates Countenance. "Man is tjie creator of his own countenance, just as I am the crea tor of heads in marble. Just as I fashion features in clay, so a man, by his thought process Dlavinsr uoon -his facial muscles, assumes a coun tenance fitting the nature of hft soul. "The contour of the face itself means little. I have known sons of great men, men whose faces were replicas of the countenances of their respective fathers. Yet almost al ways with certain phenomenal ex ceptions these faces were vacant masks; they meant nothing. The son with the father's distinguished fe J K2W e Trovr face had none of the qualities which should have gone with that face and which, according to accepted theories of physiognomy, the face should have carried with it. "An aquiline nose indicates noth ing; a big nose indicates nothing; a thin nose nothing; but the way the nose is used indicates- much. The small muscles on either side of the nose in the tiny lobes move as one breathes they move, too. as one thinks. Indicates' Character. "A straight nose, with a bridge which comes horizontally from the face, indicates straigTitness from the uprightness of character. "But a nose with a bridge which tilts upward indicates a sneering, supercilious nature a nature lack ing in human forbearance, generosity and kindliness." On the desirability of straight noses at least the sculptor Borglum agrees with Professor Howe, who fights shy of the pug-nosed or re trousse lady, and who will recom mend only those maidens whose pro files show a nose as straight as an arrow. Yet why is it that men do marry women with short, humpy and tilted noses? And why do cartoonists, famous for their keen observation of human nature, depicts the shrew, the disagreeable spinster, and the nag ging wife with long, straight noses? Why is the straight-nosed woman more loyal in love? Is it because she receives less opportunity to be fickle than her pert-nosed sister? But it is true that one can never tell about a woman. I used to have confidence in those straight noses on our small silver coins, but now I never know what they will get me Neiv 'Sherlock Holmes' Turns Trick On Men Robbing Store Paris, Sept. 18. A new "Sherlock Holmes" has sprung up in Paris in the person of Marcel Pantin, a Paris detective. Robberies being reported by a store in the Rue Daunon. Pantin concealed himself on the premises in a trunk. After waiting for sev eral hours he heard the burglars ar rive, and proceeded to gather in their loot. Just before he was ready to spring out and denounce them, however, the detective sneezed and the rob bers at once sprung on him and, bc lievinc him to be another thief, called the police and said they had discovered Pantin in the act of rob bing the store. Shmvinc his genius as a true book-detective at this moment Pan- tin, instead of protesting, allowed tiimsplf to he. taken to the nearest police station, knowing that the real robbers would nave 10 go mere aisu is Accusers When the party reached the sta tion the detective revealed his true identity and the discomfited bur glars were arrested. Sheriff Looking for Still Finds Hidden Ireasure jar Ga.. Sent. 18. Digging into the ground on the Miller plan tation near Preston, in search of an illicit still, Sheriff C. M. Christian, of Webster county, recently unearthed a scaled glass fruit fruit jar contain ing silver dollars, halves, quarters, dimes and nickels totaling $284.25. Nearby the sheriff found a stilling outfit, including a copper worm. - negro living in a house on the plan tation, where a smau quantity u Honor was found, was arrested and taken to Preston, but as yet no one 1 has claimed tne jar containing uw buried money. Whisky Used to Bathe Pet Birds, Man Jells Officer Detroit. Sect. 18. Despite pro tests of Patrick Foiey that he was cimnlv cnnrlnrtino- a canarv ranch, federal officers searched the grounds nf V,; rnnntrv home, one mile nortn of Wayne, recently and say they dis covered two whisky suus ana quantity of corn and rye aistuiaie. l?nW and his nartner. Bernard Rafferty, asserted that the alcohol was ascd tor- giving ineir ..iuwcb dailyBaths. Nevertheless, they were arrested on charges of violating the prohibition law. Woman . Goes ClamHunting And Finds Pearl Worth $1,000 Aurora. III.. Sept. 18. Mrs. Led 3rown of St: Charles put on a pair of rubber .boots and announced to friends that she was going on a hunt for hidden treasures. They laughed at her. She spent the entire day picking up clams. Toward evening she opeed a shell and picked our a perfect pearl. Shts.jvas offered $1,000 for the nearl. She had plenty of com pany when she resumed Jher treas ure hunt I EUROPEAN TOWNS CRY FOR MORE PEACE MEETINGS French and Swiss Towns Eager to Be Chosen as Meeting Places of Diplomats. 1 Pans. Sept. 18. There will be at least 10 more conferences before peace is finally restored to Europe. The 10, however, are needed not to regulate the' dispute between the al lies and Germany or Russia, but the little war between French re-snrts I which are clamoring for recognition J by the conferees. 1 So far conferences have been held at Paris, London, San Remo. Bou logne, Hythe, Brussels and Spa. The 1 .. . . 1 , 1 1 r f 1 - next is scueuuiea ior ueneva, Swit zerland, but there will probably be a series of pourparlers at Boulogne and Hythe and elsewhere first. Mr. Lloyd George has already traveled more than 4,000 miles at the expense of British taxpayers in journeying to pleasant resorts to discuss peace and more time has been taken up in trav eling, by several days, than has been absorbed in 'talking over the peace itself. Clamor for Meetings. Now -other resorts are clamoring for conferences. Among them are Cannes, Aix-les-Bains, Vichy, Monte Carlo, Nice, Mentone, Biarritz, Vit tel, Paris-Plage, Trouville and Din- ard. Deauville is trying to shoo the conference away, because hotel room has already been booked up until the end of the season there. But the majority of other resorts are having poor seasons. A confer ence or two, they say, would put them on their feet. Profiteers Reap Harvest. The conferences so far held have proved, splendid opportunities for the profiteers. Hotels at Spa doubled their rates, and the taxis trebled theirs. ' Geneva is already preparing for the windfall. Air companies are charging ministers, secretaries and newspaper correspondents as much as J?2.50 per mile and getting it sometimes. It is estimated that the confer ence brought 27 ministers, 693 sec retaries. 1.824 stenographers, 266 newspaper correspondents and about 200 others to Spa. If each one spent a dailv miniitum of $30 and the fig ure was nearer $100 in most cases the tidy little sum the shop and hotel keepers, not to speak of the taxi drivers, gathered in per diem was $90,000, which at current exchange, is about 1,000,000 Belgian trancs. Big Powder Companies In Fight Over tor inula Washington, Del., Sept. 18. A suit based on alleged infringement of patents has been instituted against the Hercules Powder company in the fedral district court at Tren ton. N. J., by the E. I. duPont de Nemours and company of this city. The patents upon which the action was : brought, it is claimed by the duPont company, protect the use of a mixture of ethyl acetate and benzol, with or without the addi tion of ethyl acetate as a solvent for nitro cotton. As pyroxylin so lutions or dopes used in the manu facture of split and artificial leath ers lacquers, cements, celluloid ar ticles and hundreds of other com modities are frequently made by dissolving nitro cotton in these sol vents, and the two companies are among the leading competitors in the business, tjhis will assume a high proportion of interest to many con cerns throughout the country. Cure for Toothache Found, , But It Hard On the Eyes Baltimore, Md., Sept. 10. A new wav to eet rid of toothache has been discovered by Mrs. Heresa Kweder, 50 years old, of Mount Winans, who made the contribution to the science of dentistry without ever having taken a course at a dental college. Mrs. Kweder had an aching tooth. She couldn't sleep, and all the home remedies she knew afforded no re lief. Finally, she told her husband if the tooth didn't stop aching she ''would shoot it out." It didn't stop, whereupon Mrs. Kweder lost pa tience and made good her threat. She got a pistol, placed it to Jier jaw and pulled the trigger. The Jooth went out, so did the bullet, leaving a bad wound under Mrs. Kweder's eye.- She was takei to St. Agnes' hospital, where physi cians are doing everything possible to save the sight of her eye. Viscountess Curzon Fails To Pay $40 Taxicab Tariff London, Sept. 18. Viscountess Curzon, the wife of Viscount Cur zon, the British foreign minister, is to be examined as to her financial means because she has tailed to payj an injunction of $40, obtained against her for the hire ot an electro motor bus. The vehicle was hired from the Hertford Street Motor company in Tulv. 1919. who obtained the in junction for that amount due for its hire against her as a married wo,has ent canning specialists to the Itle application IO CAdlllluc lltl aa to her financial means was made be fore Judge Sir Alfred Tobin, in the Westminster county court. The judge granted the application after it was stated tha't she had paid no part of the debt. , Husband Left 26 Years Ago, On Business, Not Back Yet Muskogee, Okl., Sept. 18. Twenty-four years' ago Alex Bell, then a young farmer near here, told his wife he would be away on business for a few days. He kissed his wife and three children goodbye and has never returned. Now, with all the children mar ried, Mrs. Bell fears he will never return, that he hasn't yet completed his "business." 'v But if he does he will not find her at home. She has filed suitf or a divorce. With a new Norwegian electrical process for obtaining salt from sea water it is estimated that each kilo watt year of powetlwill produce 10 tons of saltl besides useful condensed Vbrine, Man Told Mother He Was Going to See "Jake" Kansas City, Mo., Sept 18. "He's a bad boy, Judge," Mrs. Mary Parke, a 60-year-old mother told Judge Towne, in municipal court. "He goes out with 'Jibe' and comes home in a terrible condition. The "bov," Bert Davis. 40 years old, explained that "Jake" was short for jamaica ginger. "You must obey your mother," said the court. "I'll do what mother says from now on," he promised. The court suspended a fine of $100 as a surety thatert will keep his promise. GERMAN "STAMP LAW" MAY MAKE MARK VALUELESS Will Mean Loss of Millions by Foreign Speculators if' the Law Is Passed. By FRANK E. MASON. Staff Correspondent International News Son Ice. Berlin, Sept. 18. German marks bought up and held by American speculators may suddenly become so much worthless paper if a group of Oerman financiers persuade the German government to adopt their proposed "stamp" lawt The stamp law, successfully carried out in Czecho-Slovakia, provided a limited time during which all paper money had to be presented to the govern ment tor stamping. Money not in the country did not receive the stamp and became worthless for Czecho-Slovakia. Herr Erzberger proposed a simi lar law for Germany. The allies protested vigorously because it meant the loss of millions of paper marks held in their countries by speculators, so Herr Erzberger dropped the matter. Export at Standstill. , The German finance ministry es timated that 20,000,000,000 paper marks were being held in foreign countries July 1. Foreign speculators manipulating their mark holdings drove the value of the mark so rapidly to a comparative high point that it has brought down German export business to a standstill. For eign manipulation has resulted in the German finance ministry becom ing absolutely helpless in their ef forts to regulate German exchange by controlling imports and exports. When a group of American finan ciers who had a pool of more than 1.000,000,000 marks threatened to drive the mark up to 5 cents and then to dump their holdings and let the mark crash, a few advisers of the finance ministry concluded that their most effective weapon is to invali date the American holdings by giv ing 40 to 60 days in which to stamp German money. It woud be imoos- sible to return anv laree nrooortion of the 20,000,000,000 within this time, and Germany would not only wipe out the speculators, but would wipe out with them a large puart of Ger many's debt expressed in their wholesale printing of marks. German Optimists. The stamp law advocates are pen erally the optimists who believe Ger many will come -back financially ivithout crashing to absolute bank ruptcy. Another group of financiers also represented in the finance mm istry believe that Germany is now bankrupt and that her only salvation lies in taking the whole world into partnership m her indebtedness, They go on the theory that creditors mav close out a small rlehtnr thrnii bankruptcy, but that when a man I owes too much and his debts are on a large scale, the "creditors must finance him and do not dare make use of the bankruptcy court. Flour Mill to Be Built To Handle Alaskan Wheat Portland, Ore., Sept. 18. A lo cal milling house has sold a flour mill to be installed 175 miles south of the Arctic circle, in Alaska. This will be the first flour mill to be sent so far north. The acreage of wheat in Alaska has been increasing so steadily and the Department of Ag riculture has been so successful in developing a hardy wheat which matures in 90 days, that the grow ers, have felt the need of a mill. The plant, which is a steam operated mill, will be shipped to Seattle, thence by steamer to St. Michael, south of Nome, where it wilLbe car ried bv boat up the Yukon river, 836 miles to the mouth ' of the Tanana river, and thence 2S0 miles to Fair banks. The mill has been purchased by the Tanana Valley Agricultural association, and its capacity is 25 barrels a day. ' Women of France Learning To Can In American Way Washington, Sept. 18. Thousands of women and children in France are learninc to can in the American way this year. All classes, trom the peas ant in the cottage, to the lady in the chateau, are being reached by the four American tanning special ists who are giving.the canning dem onstrations. This is the second year the United States Department of Agriculture of teaching the French people the American art of home canning, and drying. The same group has been sent both years. Champion Boy Judge of Canadian Cattle Wins Prize Regina, Sask., Sept. 18. Edward Troendel of Windthorst, Sask., 15 years old, is acclaimed as the cham pion boy judge of live stock in west ern Canada. He achieved this dis tinction at the Regina fair, where in a stock judging contest among boys he won the grand aggregate prize with a score of 353 points in a possi ble 400 , HiS competitors were more than 100 boys, whose ages ranged from 11 to 15 years, selected from 600 who have been studying egriculture this summer in a farm boys' camp near Regina. Sell Table Rock Hotel. Table Rock, Neb., Sept. 18. (Special. C. A. Scoville and L. R. Scoville have purchased the Ex change hotel in Pawnee City from Mrs. D. L. Greenfield. 1 ABSINTHE BACK IN PARIS: SOLD TO AMERICANS Forbidden -Drink Sold to Yankee Tourists for Large Prices In All Cafes. - By NEWTON C PARKE. Paris, Sept. 18. The "Green God dess" has come back to Paiis. In any of the big cafes of the boule vards, as well as m the less elegant bars of the side streets, the waiters ill, if you happen to be an Ameri can and appear to have the price, of fer you a bottle of absinthe tor 35 or 40 francs. Just now it is the firm belief of everybody connected with cafes and bars that every American in Paris is here for one sole pur pose to enjoy a drink. Moreover, barmen and cafe waiters are unani mous in believing that all these Americans are absinthe fiends. As a matter of fact, despite the law passed before the outbreak of the war prohibiting the 'nian'ifacture or sale of the once popular ap petizer, anybody who cares for it can obtain all the absinthe he de sires. Sometimes it is sold as anisette, which it tesembles n color and in the change it undergoes when water is dripped into the glass in the approved fashion. You can, if you are known and considered "safe," even buy a bottle at a drug store with regular medical indica tions of the number of spoonfuls which will cure your thirst In the old days when the acrid odor of absinthe floated up and down the length of the boulevards at the "ap petizer hour," people having re lerred to the drink as a "Pernod," from the name of the manufacturer. Nowadays they ask for a "Pernaud," which has the same sound, or a "Pernoz," with the "z" pronounced. It is all merely camouflaged ab sinthe. In the police courts there is scarcely a day without several cases of "absinthe jags" before the judges. The signs are unmistak able. Senator de Lamarzellc author of the law prohibiting the sale of absinthe, drew the attention of the Senate the other day to the re crudescence of absinthe drinking in Paris. He said the manufacturers of the forbidden drink make no secret of it. The senator even showed a poster which represents a tall glass half filled with the "green fairy," with the regulation spoon and lump of sugar on top. This poster is safd to have been spread broadcist over France recently. By the side of the glass is the word "enfin" (at last). Senator Lamarzelle declared that if the present law does not confer on the courts sufficient power to deal with the absinthe traffic he will sub mit a new law to the Senate. New- Rubbish Court" Keeps Denver Clean Denver, Sept. 18. Mandates of Denver's "rubbish court" must be obeyed, according to A. E. Medaris, chief in the municipal inspection de partment. Medaris appeared in police court against Charles Kangari, who was fined for not cleaning certain prem ises as Ordered by the "rubbish court." s The -"rubbish court" was estab lished in an effort to maintain clean liness in alleys and around back doors. Persons guilty of neglect in this regard are warned upon the first offense by "officers" of the "rub bish court" and haled before police court if neglect continues. Two Sisters File Petition For Divorce On Same Day Columbus, O.. Sept. 18. Double applications for divorce rarely or- ' igiriate in the same family. Twins and double marriaires hao- pe more often. Applications for divorce wire UpA here on the same day by sisters, Mrs. Tarr.zon Libbv Ford and Mrs. Hpr- trudc L. Brown. Both ask for restoration to. their maiden name, Scrimger, and allege that their husbands deserted thein and that they had to work for a live lihood after their wedding day. Texas Cotton Producers rian to Keduce Crops Fort Worth. Tex. Sent ia Commenting on the call of Hnv. eriior Hobby for cotton reduction meetings in Texas for September 20, Secretary Baker of the Texas Farmers union said that the fi should refuse to plant any cotton next year and should so continue until prices advanced. He said the refusal of the federal reserve board to finance the holdine movement was a body blow to Texas cotton growers. ' Man Taking Car at 50-Mile Clip Finishes In Hospital Manhattan, Kan., Sept. 18. "I iust wanted to see if the old boat would make fifty miles an hour," Charles t-ol? of this city is declared to have told his rescuerswhen he re gained consciousness following a crash between two motor cars near ere. Foltz, after hitting the two cars, ran into a culvert. He will re cover. Kansas Grain Dealer Meets Brother First Time In Years Hutchinson, Kan., Sept. 18. Ralph Russell, a local grain dealer, met his brother for the first time at a family reunion at Offerle, Kan., when some 10 brothers and sisters from half a dozen states met at the old home. "My oldest brother left home be fore I was born. 30 years ago," said Mr. Russell. "He has been living in Mobile, Ala., and I had never seen him." Burglar Attends Church, After Which He Loots Safe Newark, N. J., Sept 18. A burg lar attended services at the Memorial Baptist church here and later he riped the safe with a "can opener," took out a strong box and found it ' contained only the deed for the church. He left the deed as well as his tools. Eee Want Ads Bring Result t 1 ( I'