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AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE.
EXTRA SPECIAL, $i;o.
Ford tonrtn-. axtrs good mechanical
condition, gum) top .and tires. Better
hurry! Twsnty other .bamalns. X
THAWVEK AC TO CO.. 2210 FARNAM.
is:u BC1CK roadster, ton" three months,
nw spar tlra. never used r guaranteed
In perfect condition; new far will cost
$l,0; my price. $l,t00. Call Har." 5870.
SOME bargains n uaed Ford cara. Mc
Caffrey Motor Co. The Handy Ford
Service Station, 16th and Jackson. Douc
laa $60.
FORDS. DODOES, BOICK FOR 8AI.B1 OR
TRADK. EAST TERMS. CALL 8. II.
0ROUKJ AUTOCp.;l7la tth .
DO YOU wante good -autnmoblla "at a
hartal prlceT All makes and aires.
Terma or caah. Call Mr. Janes, D. SIM.
Wanted Fir apot cash. 100 used cara,
- quick action; no delay. Auto Exchang
Co.. tOSO Farnam St. Pouglaa 603S.
CADILLAC roadster, model S 7, almost :lw,
all cord tires. Call Mr. Cubbldge, care
Hansen Caillllac Co.
NEW Bulck roadster, run 2.000 miles, ex
tras worth $100; price $1,700. Box A-46,
BARGAIN'S In new and used cara; also
Ford hodlea, at Goldstrum Auto Sales.
1318 Harney St.. Tyler 7U.
THE DIXIE FLYER.
W. J
NICHOLS MOTOR COMPANY.
1520 Farnam St
OAKLAND fenalbla Sis.
MARSH OAKLAND
CO-
i3 Farnam 8L ;
ifB have (0 good uaed can to select
from. All prices. v
MEEK3 AUTO CO.. Farnam.
BARGAINS In new and used cara, alao
Ford bodies, at Uoldstrum'a Auto Sales,
1318 Harney Jit.. Tyler 714.
1)ITMP TRUCK for hire. Tyler 1976.
Hnrtunir's,Tninafer Co.. 1211 loward St.
FORD ton truck, 1918, can and sack body,
.flna shape. Cheap. Wal. 2791.
BUICK 6. 1917; fine condition. fhone
Wehatnr 5023.
Repairing and Painting.
- RADIATOR CORES INSTALLED.
Manufactured In Omaha, 24-hour serv
ice for auto truck and tractor. Expert
radiator and fender repairing; body
denta removed; new fenders made,
OMAHA AUTO RADIATOR IFQ. CO.,
1819 Cuming St, Tyler 917.
Tires and Supplies.
ITSKIj TIRES.
10x3. $3.00: 30x3V,. 16.00.
All ilzm In proportion. Look over
our rabullts. Ojip Sundays. Tyler 2986.
SAVIUE TIRES.
908 N. 16th St. Keystone Tire Shop.
NEW TIRES. 60 PER CENT DISCOUNT
30x3 t 9 75 324 $18.85
30x3H 11.90 33x4...... 18.50
J2xJV, 14.90 ''34x4 , . 20.00
MAIL ORDERS FILLED.
STANDARD TIRE CO.. 410 NO. 16TH.
NEW TIRES FIRST-CLASS.
Y S"xJ 510.96 32x4 119.95
30x314 13 95 I 33x4 20.95
I J6x 29.95 K34x4 23.95
GOODRICH FORD TUBES. I2.M.
KAIMAN TIRE JOBEERS. 1722 CUMING.
t Motorcycles and Bicycles
WB HAVE a number of guaranteed re
built bicycles priced as low as $20. VJc
tor H, Boos. 27th and Leavenworth.
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FARM LANDS.
Colorado Lands"
VHY pay $50 to $100 per acre when 1
C still have a few pieces of smooth, fer
tile aol, tractor plow wheat and corn
land In Prowers and Bent Counties,
Colorado, at $16 to $25 per acre on
good terms? Located near Lamar,
Oranada, Holly and Sheridan Lake.
Some are Improved and show fine cropa.
Sama rainfall as. at Burlington. Some
places near schools and on good- roads,
with mail and milk routes. Write for
" list. Will show the land and pay-com
missions. I own 3.000 acres at Haswell
and 2.000 near Burlington that I am
offering below the present market value.
Address Wl(l F., Siedentopf.. Council
Bluffs, la
TF0R THE RENTER j
and tha man with small means that
wants a home I have soma very good
plaoea near Cheyenna Wells, Colo., -that
will suit you at bargain prtcea with
terms- " i
B. M. BOTTORFF. Phona Harney $81
I6S0 Martha St.. Omaha. Neb.
COLORADO LAND
S. H.' S3-19-47; Klowar"county, Colorado,
aouth 24-16-46, Cheyenne county,
Colorado. All nice smooth land, only
$20 per acre. C. B. Moling, J01 Lathrop
blclg.. Kansas City, Mo.
Kansas Lands.-
166 ACRES. Franklin cdnnty. Kansas, 1V4
mllea town; all gqod tillable land; good
Improvements; pleuty of water;. ,a acres,
pasture. 30 acres haa been.- sown' to tim
othy and clover; 3 miles 4-year nigh
school; price $95 per acre; $3,000 or more
cash, remainder good terms. Casida
Clark Land Co.. Ottawa, Kas.
Missouri Lands. '
FaRMS, farms, Forman's farms, over 100
well selected. Write Forman, 817 In
ternational Life Bldg., St. ' Louis, tor
free list.
, Nebraska Lands.
YOUR FARM OR RANCH
turned quickly Into cash by our u.ilque
method. Wrlta for booklet. Nebraska
Realty Auction go., Central City. Neb.
4.000 ACRES-Box Butte county farm land.
$25 to $86 an acre In half section lota.
S. S. AND R. E. MONTGOMERY. ,
213 City National Bank Bldg.
FOR SALE OR TRADE 160 acres. Daw
son Co.. $6,000. $1,000 cash, balance
easy terms. Address, -McEathrogr, 14
N. 31st Ave. -,, J
A. A. PATZtfAN. Farms. $1 Karbach Blk.
Wisconsin Lands.
LANDOLOOY special number just out con
taining 1910 facta of clover land in
Marinette county, Wisconsin, If for a
home or as an Investment fyexi are
thinking of buying good farm v lands
where farmers grow" rich, send at once
for this spaclal number of Lamlology. It
la free on request. Address Skldmore
Rlehla Land Co., 433 Skldmore-Rieh'le
Bldg., Marinette, Wis.
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BIG SALjEiOF LOTS
SOUTH
W. Farnam Smith Co.
1320 Farnam Street
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4733
FINANCIAL.
Real Estate Loans.
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MORTGAGES
Highest prlca paid for first and sec
ond farm mortgages. Call, wrlta or
. phnne
WALLACE AGEY. WEAD St DO,
OMAHA l.OMES EAST. NEB. FARMS.
. O'KEEFE REAL ESTATE CO.,
101 Om, Nut. Bk. Bldg. Doug., ITU.
DIAMOND AND JEWELRY LOANS.
Lowest rates, Private, loan bootha Harry
Malaahock. 1514 "Dodge. P. 6619. Es. 1894.
PRIVATE" MONEY. -$110
to $10,000 made promptly.
T). WEAli We.id Bldg.. $10 8. 18th St
PRIVATE .MONEY.
SHOPEN h COMPANY. Doug.
4229.
PROMPT service, reasonable ratea, privets
money. QsTTlii Bros.. $ Omaha Nat.
REAL ESTATE WANTED.
YOU WANT TOi SELL THAT HOUSET
Want .quick' action T Just try us.
Call Tyler 496. -
OSBORNE REAtiTYrfCO.. 4$Q-"Bee Bldg.
W. aHRIVER" r.1-
1047-9 QVaha Nat Bank Bldg. D. 1638,
To buy or wlr Oman's Real testate sea
FOWLER & M'DONALD,
1120 City Nat'l Bank Bldg. Doug. 1426.
HAVE Inquiries lor homes; do you want
to sell your property? List It with C
A. Grlmine'I. Om aha Nat'l Bank Bldg.
HA VK buyers with $500 cash down; list
- wJth-Tis. R. F. Clary Co., 2404-06 Ames
ave., North Omaha Realtors, Colfax 176.
REAL ESTATE INVESTMENTS.
$2,000 Cassh Secures
Equipped 361-Acre Farm.
Alfalfa soil, 1 near town, big buildings;
real money maker, machine -worked
fields, cut upward 100 tons hay", In
cluding alfalfa; 60-cow, spring watered
pasture; several thousands cords wood:
300,000 feet timber )i 50 apple trees, 300
sugar maples 2-atory 9-room house,
running spring water. magnlclfent
shade," 77-foot cement basement barn,
silo, running water; 5-room brick house,
3 other barns; borders pretty lake;
quick buyer gets pair young mules, ma
chinery, hay and grain; everything. $5,
900, only $2,000 cash, balance easy terms.
Details, page 33, Strout'a Big Illustrated
Catalog Farm Bargains, 33 States. Copy
free. STROUT FARM AGENCY, 831-BF.,
New York Life Bldgy Kansas City. Mo.
WALSIi-ELMER CO- Realtors., Real
Estate, Investment, Insurance, Rent,
als. Tyler 1536. 383 Securities Bldg.
REAL ESTATE-UNIMPROVED.
Vacant Property.
5 LOTS. WEST HARNEY. $2,600. GREA'i
BARGAIN. pa. 4C41.
REAL ESTATE SUBURBAN.
Benson.
FORCED TO SACRIFICE Two swell
pressed brick flat buildings, facing on
2 streets, walking distance, west. In
Come over 5000 per year. Need tha
money and right party can make their
own terma. ' Box Y-1228, Omaha Bee.
Dundee.
DUNDEE HOME
- $9,500,, .
Frame construction, located on high
sightly lot near 49th and Cuming street.
Large living room, dining room, kitchen
and sun room first floor. Three corner
bedrooms and sleeping porch i second
: floor; fucnaoe heat, oak flnrsh, oak
floors; pine and maple in bedrooms; Im
mediate possession.
GEORGE & CO.,
REALTORS,
902 City Nafl Bank Bldg. Tyler 3024.
DUNDEE HOME
Good Dundee Home
Owner Leaving City
Immediate Possession
Must, Sell Want Offer
7 reonls. 2 stories and attic, quarter
sawed oak finish first floor, hot water
heat, building 8Ultable- for garage, south-'
front lot, 60x128 ft. ; quick action neces
FtJVLER & ' M'DONALD
; - REALTORS, "
1120 City Nafl Bank Bldg. Doug. 1426.
MUST BE SOLD
This beautiful 8-room home, having
, everything In the way of convenience
that yu cart wish In any home. lOOx
136 feet of grounds with shrubbery,
fruit and In a fine location. - Don't fall
, to ask us about this, ' V (
-REALTORS.
Douglas 46 915-17 City National.
Edge of, Dundee
Five rooms, strictly modern In every
way, $4,300.
AMOS GRANT CO.,
EALTORS.
8380, 580-2-48 Brandels Thea. Bldg-
Brand new, S-room, semibun
galow; frame construction; oak
' and white enamel finish; high and
sightly; on paved street. Price,
$6,750; for further particulars
call Walnut 2812. I
Florence.
NETHAWAY. Suburban piop'ty. CoU 1409
On the
SIDE
$200 to $525
Tne majority of these lots have ce-'
ment Vals"and are on paved streets
: with paving ajl paid. All lots have city
1 vater. Two street car lines pass this
addition. The city is ow developing
two blocks, of this addition for a park.
A building site for a new school has
been purchased. Terms: $10.00 down,
-$2.00 a week. Never again and no other
place willjyou be able to buy such high
grade lots at such low prices and attrac
tive terms. ; '
This additiort:is located between Q
and O and 36th and 39th-streets. Sale
. starts Saturday morning, September 11,
: at 9 a. m. Dbn't fail to buy one of these
, bargains. Tae West Q carline Ind get
off at 37th. Salesmen at the addition.
,Be Sure and Come Out Today. '
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J. H. Kopietz
South 241 -Street, Phone So.
960.
REAL ESTATES-SUBURBAN.
South Side.
COME OUT T3BAY
and buy aftal bargain $10 down
and $2 a week. Lj $200 to $525.
Majority of these lots, .are on
paved streets; and have ' cement
walks. City watef in front , of
every lot. Location between Q
and O and 36th and' 39th streets.
Salesmen at the addition.'-
DON'T FAIL . v ;
to attendthe. lot sale and get a
'real bargain;,$10 down, $2 a week.
Lots $200 to $525. Located be
tween Q and O and 36th and 39th
streets. Salesmen at the addition
REAL ESTATE IMPROVED
West.
1001 GEORGIA AVE.
9 ROOMS-CORNER
50x140
N- You can buv this 1 home for
$7,000, with'$2i000 cash and .the
balance same as rent. There are
four large rooms on the first floor;
five bedrooms second, and the
house is all modern with oak
floors and oak finish. Pavirjg all
paid for both streets and payed al
ley. 'Arrange with us for inspec
tion. .: ' .
GLOVER & SPAIN,
REALTORS. ''
Douglas 2850. 918-20 Gity Nat'l.
Immediate Possession
NEW KELLASTONE, BUNGA
LOW ONLY $500 CASH.
3355 Patrick Ave., five rooms, all mod
ern, nice ftp-to-date plumbing, full base
ment, guaranteed furnace, built-in book
oases, built-in kitchen cabinet. This
house la built right through and
through; the price Is right and the
terms are dead easy. It Is a - quick
seller. Can show you through any
time. Come at ence. ...
x JASPER JENSEN.
BARGAIN
In Leavenworth Heights
5-room, oak and white enamel
finish, on paved street; cloe to
car. Owner leaving , city and
must sacrifice; for details call
-WALNUT 2812.
MONTCLAIR
A real home In Montclalr. Price $6,750;
oak and white enamel finish. This is
a place well worth $7,600. Has five nice
large rooms finished in oak end white
enamel, can give immeaiate possession.
can wal. 2ia.
Pays Call MR. SLOAN, Tyler
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WEST.
TF vnu have SR00 rash to Invest m
home I can sell you a new all modem!
5-room bungalow, excellent location.
Call Walnut 6431!, evenings or Douglas
7412 days. Ask for Mr. Cole.v
Omaha Real Estata and Investments.
JOHN T. BOHAN,
821 Paxton Blk. Phono Tyler 4880.
FINE HOME, 7 ROOJIS, BEMIS PARK,
$5,500. DG. 4641.
North.
$600 CASH
V This is a four-room cottage,
newly painted and decorated; lot
40xl50T'on paved street; fine well;
not modern except' electric light,
but 'well' worth $2,300. "
AC P. TUKEY & SON;
.BPi'T.TflP?
COn FIRST NATIONAL PHONE KflO
U,v' BANK-BUILDING. ' DOUG.
2 LARGE corner lots. 7-room house, ga
rage. clcken pen and house, many good
. fruit trees and largo garden space, for
sale, cheap. 3306 Fowler Ave. Colfax
4158. Owner leaving city.
"Tha Recollection.' of Quality .Remains
Long ' After tha PNce is Forgotten."
GOODYEAR and CORNHUSKER
AUTO TIRES and TUBES
Bicycles, Repairs, Accessories, Supplies,
Gunsmith, Locksmith, Phonograph
Repairing, Cutlery, Tools, Razors,
Vacuum Cleaners.
NOVELTY REPAIR CO.,
Roscoe Rawley, . Prop.
- MAIL ORDERS.
3809 S. 24TH ST. TEL. S. 1404.
Plumbing and Heating
- Engineers
Tha Stop That Civca You Service
Henningson .
'PLUMBING AND- HEATING CO.
Oouglaa 1431. 324 So. 19th St.
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Phone Douglas 564
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North.
- Good Homes Cfcleap
H&ia la your chapce to buy a good
home for a small down payment, cheap-
er than renting. ,
Flve-room cottaKe. south front. U
i block 'to boulevard, three blocka to car
ana ccnooi, newly painted, nicely deco
rated Inside; garage, large lot, plenty of
ahade and fruit; price t:,800; aak ti
about the good terms on .this.
Five-room cottage. ncwv painted, has
gas; water and .electric Mights, ort .car
' llae and close to school, east, froflt;
fpilos only 12,300, with 1400 cashjbal-
' , ance 2t montniy. -
Four-room, bungalow on car line, ..only
" foufyears old; navlnK In and.-nafd '.for:
. lot 4(1150,; newly painted a5tSW.d4co-'t
. rateii; price as.ia. van give gpoa..erms
ok uru. i - c
eetlr& Herron,
1414 Ames Ave.
Col. 9:6,
CHOICE HOME -
. $10,500. '
Beautiful near 3-stnry. six room, oak
finished home; strictly modern nome;
large living room noross front; French
doors, choice' flxtureai, flo6rid attic, full
basement: three lota, 120x140, covered
with all kinds of fruit;; 1 "block to Mil
ler park and car. A sure bargain. Shown
only by appointment. 4kll v
OSBORNE REALTY CO.
E30 Peters Trust Bldg. Douglas 258.
$6,500 Bargain $6500
This home well located In Kountlic
Place, batween 241 h St and Sherman
Ave. tar lines, "handy to both public
and parochial schools, consisting ol four
conveniently arranged rooms on A first
floor, and four well ventilated earner
bedrooms oil second, wlth everything
modern and on a full sized south front
mi. on, terms inviting snouia oe attrac
tive. Let "us show It Monday.
Alfred Thomas,
REALTOR.
804 First National BankJRldK.
PAKLOR-BEDROOM-N
BATH
Dining room and kitchen on 1st floor,
3 fine bedrooms on 2d floor; full ce
ment basement, large lot, convenient to
car line and publicschool. Price, 85,250,
with very reasonable terms. Immediate
possession.
H. W.V0LLAND,
Evenings, Doug. 9585 or Web. 6726.
710 Bee Bldg. '
SPECIAL
FOR
RAILROAD MEN
3365 ErsKlne St. Five rooms, brand
new. all modern, oak-flnlshed, bullt-ln
Dooncases,( Duiic-in Ritclien cabinets: full
basement; guaranteed furnace. Price
only 86,500; $500 cash, balance like
rent.. Th- house Is on the Niamey
car line, which takes you right' down
to the station. For a railroad man
this Is a splendid opportunity to get
away from rent. Owner can show you
through any time during , the.- day or
alter supper, come at once,
Bungalow Dream
Beautiful south front lnt' flBvl.1' full
wide screened porch, long.livlngroMir4
witn urepiace, built-in bookcases and
buffet all In oak; a home to be proud
of. 89,000, about one-half cash. Elec
tric stove stays in house. 1
R. F. CLARY CO.,
REALTORS. . .
2404-06 Ames Ave. '
Colfax 175.
NEW BUNGALOWS.
8500. CASH.
" 2205 N. 3D AVE.
Five rooms, all modern, 4ilce
. up-to-date plumbing, full base
ment, guaranteed furnace, built
'in bookcases, bullt-ln kitchen
cabinet. . Price Is right and
terms easy. Can ' show you
through any . time.
JASPER JENSEN..
For Sale by Owner
10 acres. Improved, building nearly
new; 1 mile north and M mils east of
"Mt. Hope cemetery. 2 dozen chickens;
20 pair of pigeons; 2 stacks of alfalfa;
one acre of grapes ready to pick, go
with the place. Must sell; leaving
country. Call owner, Russell William's,
Wal. 4096 or address. Box X-7. Omaha
Bee. ' .
8-Room , Mpdern . House,
' v:'TKounte Place.
Possession at 'once, full lot, good ga
rage, ,ntce- location. ,,
W. H. , GATES,
647 Omaha Nat. Bank Bldg. D. 1S94.
Nifty Bungalow
Five rooms, strictly modern, oak fin
ish, almost new, large lot, fine neigh'
borhood, 85,250. Easy terms.
, U D. SWANSON,,
408 Brown Block
Dg. 1637.
I HAVE a three-r-om , house, very larpe
rooms, modern -.except furnace,, now
equipped with gSs lights, but will In
stall electric for you and will also re-
. paint it, that I will sell you for 12.100.
Only $500 cash. Would consider less. Can
be seen at 2911 Plnkney. Call Bilo.i,
Tyler 571. ,
-SARATOGA COURT.
ONLY $1,500 CASH.
6-room, oak finish, garage,
paid. Easy monthly payments;
paving
a snap
at sts.auu.
R. F. CfcARY CO., REALTORS,
2404-06 Ames Ave. Colfax
175.
IN an attractive location is a ness nifty
live-room oungaiow, conveniently ar
ranged, with good sized living room.
$760 cash. Phone Harney 3556 eveningi.
DUPLEX pressed brick flat, near 30th
, and Farnam, 8 r. each side; oak finish,
snap at $12,500. terms. Dg;. 1734 days
SEVEN rooms, strictly modeivj, full lot,
near car and schools, $6,500; terms, Al
fred Thomas, 604 First National Bank.
MINNE LUSA homes and lota offer the
best opportunity to invest your money.
Phone Tyler 187. ,
A FEW homes' and lots for sale In Park-
wood addition; a safe place for lnvest
ment. Norris & Norrls. Douglas 427.
JB. ROB I RON, real" estate and Invest
merit. 442 Bee Bldg. Douglas 8097.
BENSON & MEYERS CO.. 424 Om. Nafl.
South.
SIX rooms
Just completed, 3083 Soutlj 32d St.,
6 rooms all on one (floor, oak finish,, all
the latest built-in features, nicely ar
ranged, full basement, paved street, one
block to car line, -good lot; small pay
jnent down.- balance practically same as
""C. G. CARLBERG,'
1 1 2 Brandels Theater B ldg
IMMEDIATE POSSESSION?
30 1 7 S. 16th at, 7-room, modern ex
cept heat; full basement, corner lot,
paved, street; owner leaving city; price
Y iulok. Berks & Musil. Doug. 6967 or D.
y:isi. . ,, -
16TH AND B STS.. , .
Two -roomf- east front cottages, to
close an estate. Wail tell both at sac
rifice price, $5,250.
R. F. CLARY, REALTOR, -
2404-06 Ames Ave. Colfax 175.
. ' FOR SALE.
$2,500. $1,800 cash; 6-room house; oak
floors; paved alley and street; 20 min
utes from Dundee, walking distance to
South Omaha. Call at 4541 . So. 17th
St., South Omaha. 1
1706 S. 28TH ST.e-room modern, except
heat I yours for $800 cath, balance
monthly. Crelgh. 608 Bee. Douglas 200.
Miscellaneous.1
BIRKETf tfeiCa,
sells rents
and- 'insu's
real estate. 250 Bee T31dg., Douglas 633.
$500 CASH, partly modern house,
min & Frankenberg. loug. 722.
Behja-
A special bargain this
spaca every day. t
7-Room Bargain -1616
Willis Avenue
$6,400 (f
Well built house.in good lov
cation, close ' in. Corner ldt
with large shade trees." Paved
street. House ha? mge re
ception room, living, room,
rlinin- room and kitchen on
first floor; 3 large bedroomaj
and bath, . on second floor.
Full bricked-up cellar. $1,500
first payment and balance, or
easy terras. t ',.
HASTINGS &. HEYDEN
REAL ESTATE IMPROVED
1 g 1614 Harney St. Phone Tyler BO.
More Jruth
- By JAMES J.
CONSOLATION
-t" ejentists report that bald-hcaied: - pieJ never go Tnsana.
i ''f-A No longer a murderous fury I harbor . -
C'- As I stretch out my ldrigth in a chair,
And list to the words of a garlic-breath'd barber,
' "You gotta not imicha da hair '"
v . No longer I care if the light is reflecte'd.', j.
On a wholly deforested dome,
Or feel that a fellow is never, respected , V
Who s abandoned forever
For heads shyiof thatches are seldom erratic,
-And though little children mayjeeringly spoof,
I'd .rather be bald than have rats in my attic
, I'd rather be hairless than cracked in the roof. "'
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Though filled with dismay when my tressesdeparted
(They went in a single short year),
No longer I gaze at the mirror down-hearted "
But rather- with smiles of good cheer. , j .
I know no restorer has power to cure me,
Bute- why should that bow me witty care ' j
When gentlemen learned in science assure me
That lunatics always have hair. f
Though heads that are balq are not youthfully snappy,, ?
Thoug)!' baldness is something the thoughtless deride,
I'd rather be lockless than utterly sappy,
And have nothing on top, than a vacuum inside!
I am deaf to the jests of the puerile scoffer,
I care not hoy people may knock, ' V"".
No tonics or nostrums the barber may offer '
Shall ever be sprayed on my block. .
The singes and seafoams, I roundl revile 'em,
The roof they were meant for is gone,
Let doctors employ them in some nice asylum
Where people have hair to keep on. "
And though on my roof tree the gas light is glowing,
I murmur a cheerful, "Tut tut!"
To ribald reproaches, contented in knowing
That husks always grow on a nut! ,
. " - WAIT TILL
We don't hear so much about the coal shortage now. But our ears
will be sharper next winter. '
INVESTIGATION PROOF.
Nobody is going to detect William Jennings Bryan in the act of
giving too much money to anybody's campaign fund. , '
IT ISN'T THE NOISE
You can'i'udge by the sound. If you listened to the cheers in the
picture shows you'd swear that Babe Ruth would be the next president.
(Copyright, 1920. By The Bell Syndicate. Inc.)
CwiJiklllill MHlII Uml oil Ull till a iTiru UiflMI
; chXpter vi - r :
Mr. Crow to the Rescue.
,As time went on, and the Greh
family overslept each morning,
Rusty began to grow very weary of
the monotonous ','Qickoo! cuckoo 1"
which came every half hour, all day
long, througn the kitchen window
of the farmhouse. - '
"Where's Farmer Green?" he .
inquired.
"I'd like to know what sort of
bird that is!" he-exclaimed at. last.
"If he'd only come out here hi the
yard I!d ask him his name and. tell
him what I thinkof--him, too."
But the- stranger never stirred out
of the ' kitchen. And at length
Rusty decided to make inquiries
about him. 'Seeing Jimmy 1 Rabbit
passing through -the orchard on his
way home from the cabbage patch,
Rusty (called Jo him" ,
J "If you happen to see old hlr.
Crow L wish you would ask him if
he-won't please come right over to
the orchard," Rusty Wren said.
"There's something I want to finu
out. And Mr., Crow knows so much
that perhaps he can help me."
Jimmy Rabbit declared that h
would be delighted to deljver 4he
message. And he must hive gone
out of his way to" find Mr. Crow, for
the old gqitlemart arrived at the or
chard in less than 16 minutes. -
Rusty- was waitinp; for him. AritJ.
having explained about the strange
bird as well as he could, he asked'
Mr. Crow what he thought.
"I'd like, to hear his song," said
Mr. Crow. . . . .
' "Come right over to my tree near
the house!"-Rusty urged him. , .
Mr. Crow hesitated.
v "Where's Farmer Green?" he in
quired. , . ..
"Oh! He's working out in,the hay
field." r .
"Where's Johnnie, Green?" Mr.
Crow asked. ' ,
"Oh! He's In -the hayficld, ttfo,
riding on the hayrake," Rusty Wren
explained.
"I'll come with you, then' 'Mr.
Crow croaked. . . '
So they flew to the dooryard. Ard
they hadn't waited there lojig wien
the strange bird sang his Cuckoo!
epekoo!" -
("There!" said Rusty. 'That's his
silly songl"
. A l . l. : . : - - ir. r-
. nnu iq him uiijris.e air. v-rwj
liaw-havierl rip-ht our:. , N
"What's the joke?" Rustv Wren
wanted' to know. , , . ..'
"' "That's not a bird P said old 'Mr
L row or, at least, it s not a reai.l
bird. He's made of wood. And htf
lives inside a cuckoo clocv'
Than Poetry
MONTAGUE
his comb.
JANUARY
"Ah!" Rusty cried. "An alarm
clock!"
. But old Mr. Crow shook his head.
; "No!" he replied, "t's just, an
every day clock. ' And, ; instead of
striking, it lets this little wooden
bird come out and sing."
Rusty Wren said that he wouldn't
care for a clock like that and that
he didn't see why Farmer, Green
had brought it home anyhow.
"Cuckoo ..clocks amuse the women
and children," Mr; Crow remarked
wisely. t .
"Then you think"1" Farmer Green
was not dissatisfied with my sing-
J ,i , r ? vVm. It i nl- 1 ,unnM ... n
i vu luiLiicM.v. -nuum -iini. iiiv.
Ilo wake him every morning, just as
I used to? Rusty waiteaS eagerly
for Mr. Crow's-opinion. '
Old Mr. Crow pondered . for a
while before answering. He reflect
ed that since it was long past corn
planting time it really made no dif
ference to him whether Farmer
Green slept or not. If the corn had
just been put in the ground he would
have hkd to have Farmer Green
stay in bell all day long.
"I understand, that the whole fam
ily enjoy your' songs," Mr. Crow
told Rusty at last. "And for the
present you may as-well sing your
dawn-song, right here inyour own
tree, beneath Farmer Greens win
dow. But if you're living here next
spring I wish you would ponsult me
again. . ,
Rusty Wren agreed to that, thank
ing Mr. Crow for his kindness, too.
And, afterward, instead of being an
gry, he laughed whenever he heard
that silly "Cuckoo! cuckoo!" Since
he knew it was only a wooden bird,
Rusty Wren was jealous no longer.
The next morning he, awakened
Farmer Green at the break o' day.
And the hired man was so sleepy
that he fell downstairs and couldn't
work for a whole weefc ,
(Copyright Orosset & Dunlap.)
Hotel Fontcncllc
Announcement
Beginning Saturday - evening,
the lith, at 11:00 P. M., the
management will resume the
popular SUPPER DANCES in
the Main Restaurant.
These will be held Monday and
Saturday evenings from 11:00 P.:
M. and the- Main Restaurant will
remain apen, instead of closing
at 9:00 KM. ' ,
Our, patrons are requested to
phone for early reservations.
fRJJ BAILEY
WHY?:
hwhy Is the "American Beauty"
Pr.c Sn Callerl?
In the garden of Bancroft, the
horticulturist, were planted sev-:
eral varieties of roses which had
been recently imported from
France. One of . these much ad
mired by a florist, named George
Field, who happened to be look
ing over the place iivcompany
-with Bancroft's gardener had ho
Jabcr or nanse, its designation
'having been lost during;' the trip
from abroad Field requested
cutting of thevbcautiful- flower,
and," after working' quietly for
several years, he and his brother
raised a large stockyoi the roses,
and advertised ; their.liovelty as
the "American Beauty" a name
which they considered best suited
to this new and exquisite variety.
The Fields are said to have made
a small fortune out of the trans-
action, and the American Beauty
has since become the most famous
of all roses in the United "States.
Only experts can grow it to per
fection; there is a recognized
type of greenhouse especially
adapted to its needs; it always
brings the highest of prices and
in the market reports it is quoted
in a class by ifself.
SoineV time after Field &
Brother introduced the "Ameri
can Beauty," horticulturists be
gan to investigate its origin with
the result that its proper name
was found to have been the "Mme.
Ferdinand Jamin," a variety
which is -considered to be of lit
tle importance in England- and
France. But the American
Beauty has been sonodified by
conditions on this side of the At
lantic and it has been so improved
by careful handling, that many
experts claim that it is now a
practically different variety from
the original stock.
Copyright, JlfjO, Wheeler Syndicate, Inc.-
Common Sense
Content Yourself.
By J. J. MUNDY. . -
Instead of thinking all the time
about the noise at your place of em
ployment and your home, suppose
yoh reverse the matter in your mind
and think how glad you ought to
be that you are not deaf.
Instead of being so snappy be
cause you cannot get your nap out
undistunbed, suppose you remember
how lonesome you were all .Winter
among strangers without father or
mother, sisters or brothers.
- Instead of being so .touchy that
you cannot take a little 'teasing, sup
pose you think what it .would mean
to vou if you should lose the jolly
little torment who means . so little.
harm but who annoys you so much
every day. ' ;
Suppose others did come in when
you wante to be alone with some1
body's biz sister. ., " '; '.'" 7
Suppose you haven't money to go
to the mountains for your summer
vacation. ' ?
Are there not a thousand and one
reasons' why you should be thankful
and happy that you are', well and
alive if conditions are not just what
you might , choose?. '
Look at the bright side of your
dark clouds. ' "
(Copyright, 1920, by International Feature
Service, lnc,)" , ' !
Superintendents, foremen and
treasurers of various industrial es
tablishments in Chester, Pa., have
supplied the capital for the organiz
ing of a company which will lend
money to workers at legal rates and
on easy terms. .
Bring Your Old Hat to Us
We Will Make It Good
As New ,
"LAMBROS BROS.
1S21 Farnam St.
Phona Tyler 4120
BEATTY'S
j Co-Operative
Cafeterias -
Pay Dividends to Those Who
v Do tha Work
PHOTOPLAYS.
APOLLO
" ii inorirniTP
29TH AND
LEAVENWORTH
MARGUERITE CLARK
j in "Easy to Get
'and "The Silent Avenger"
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. Xait Timet Today
"LA LA LUCILLE"
' ' , and '
Shipwrecked Among
CANNIBALS
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. Starting Sunday
"The Law of the Yukon"
l!iiiriiiir
DOROTHY ;
DALTON
III
Sirjames Bairie's
' Famous Play
'Half AirHour
ji (Paramount
Wewish to1 announce to
our, many patrons
Startrng Saturday, September 11, there wilPbe special
music and singers at the Henshaw Valley of Sweets during
luncheon hours and after thenheaters. . .
( Special hot noon luncheons, 40c and 50c. .., ,
v We give special attention to after-theaier patties.? Private
rooms and ladies' tea room.t
AMUSEMENTS.
l8T TIMES TODAY - i
PHILHARMONIC OCTETTE: BF.NNV HARRJ.
SON 4 CO.! YONIE FUJI: MARION GIB.
NEY Photoplay Attrition: "Tho Houte ol
the TolIlM BU," torturing My MoAvoy. Sun
ihltio Comfdy. Ptho WMy.
"O'MAHA'S FUN CENTER"
Nitssi 2Sc to 1 IS
Daily Matt 15c to 74o
MAX SPIEGEL Present.
Abe Reynolds' Revue burlesW
With tha IniinlUbla Abe, Himself
All-star Oont onil (ilorlouo Coterie of Spleiol
Choasa Beauties The Kxtremo lit Miw labour
alunitudo. . i
Ladies' pirns Matinee Every Week Pay
(MESI3 Today
Matinsa
a
Evsninc
V JAol irru aimc.3
Sonora Grand COMPANY
Matinee at 2:30 "Rlgoletto"
Evening at 8:30 "Carmen" -Tickets:
$2.50, $2.00, $130, $1.00, 60c
Three Days Starting Monday, Sept. 13
Matinee Wednesday
VVwUm actrl tm vaitviwa
LAST TWO TIMES
. MATINEE TODAY. :ll
. EARLY CURTAIN !
Tonight at 8
60THWELL BROWNE with Hll Bathlno
Beautlaa Featarlna-tlie BROWNE SISTERS IN
A TWENTIETH . CENTURY REVUE; GEO.
FORD AND FLO CUNNINGHAM : NED
NORWORTH; Baorae Rollaed 4 Co.: Bill Rob.
Inion; Jolta and Nellie Olmi: Pierre DoKock
Trio; Topln of tha Day; Klnograma.
A .i
NEX WEEK
Extra Attraction .
A SPECIAL MOTION PICTURE SHOWING
BABE RUTH
How Ha Knock! Nla H6
ome
Rune Photo.
"trashed In action, with tho New
York Yanka
and Cleveland Indians In actual 1920 game.
Mate.; ISo te 90c: few 75o and $1.00 'Saturday
and Sunday.
Night: loo to $1.00; few $1.25 Saturday and
Sunday.
RESERVE DANCES r
OPENING NIGHTS ,
Saturday and Sunday Evenings
11th and 12th
. at , - "
. SWEDISH AUDITORIUM Si
- " 16th and Chicago
Music by Willis' Orchestra '
PHOTO-PLAY,
' 1 Last Tmu Today '
c CHARLES RAY V
in "Homer Comes Home"
LAST TIME TODAY
rSCKATCH
SfARTS TOMORROW
MARY MILES MINTER
in "A , Cumberland Romance'T
Better Than "Anne of Green Gables"
Last Day
Fannie Hurst's Remarkable Story
That Laugh on Life With a Tear
-Behind
If possible please arrange to
attend matinees "A and avoid
night 'crowds. Show start at
V 12:30, 2: lfi.'i,
. . 5:4S,. 7:30, 9:15 y
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