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THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1920.
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capital nor raw materials. They left one wheel
I off their cart, and it can not be operated that
waji Tlftse workmen have thus learned one.
of.the-casy lessoAs of business. The "consiglia"
di fabbrica" may issue declarations of proletar
ian solidarity and dominance, but it can .not
improvise managerial capacity, a supply of raw
material, nor a sufficient fund wherewith to
carry on the business. Labor can do the work,
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OFFICES OF THE BEE
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Out-af-Towa Officaat
SM mth la. I Wuhlniton Mil ft fit.
Bid. I ran Franca m sua Bt. Maaon
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The Bee's Platform
Naw Union PuMtftr Station, v
Continued improvement of tha No
fcraika. Highway, including the pave
mont of Main Tnoroufhfarca loading
into Omaha with a Brick Surface.
A-abort, low-rat Waterway from tha
Corn Bait to the Atlantic Ocean.
Homo Rule Charter for Omaha, with
City Manager form of Government.
THE IMPERIAL WILSON.!
. The Minneapolis Tribune renders a public
service in calling attention to the -condition of
Haiti under the tender ministrations of Presi
dent Wilson. Five years ago .that professed
lover of the rights of small nations sent an
American man-of-war to that island and grabbed
control of it, robbedit orits independence, and
lias .ince held it in military and political sub
jection which can be compared in its complete
, Iiess only with that of Belgian under Von
Biasing. '
This is ,the island whose constitution the
modest FRoeseveltVecently boasted of having
written, and which 'Wilson's bayonets put in"ef
ffect in defiance of every American principle of
righteous treatment of its weaker neighbors. In
other words, Haiti is. and has been, for 'five
years, held in galling subjection by Wilson's ad
ministration, andVall its protests withheld from
the American people by a wicked censorship.
The suffering , little island is now overrun
with southern democrats fattening on their
tributes-hundreds of them, - These parasites are
running around, each in his own automobile, at
: the expense of the Haitian people, while the
nominal native president and his cabinet have
none. Every oneof the hundreds of salaried
obi worth "picking" is in possession of a south
ern democrat. TheXTribune says of the shame
ful thing: "
Thil record is a splendid, practical test f,
the much-touted Wilsonian idealism. Here
we have, practically naked imperialism. Here
we have independence stolen bodily from a
tiny country an arm of occupation flung
Upon ity-a military ruieperpetuated an ob
noxious censorship established a spoils sys
tem rarrrpant andi a small .nation wantonly
- exploited by a great one. What the demo
cratic administration1 has done to Haiti, par
ticularly when contrasted with- what- a repub
lican administration d'd for Cuba, is some
thing that no true American can look upon
. except with shame.
A contemplation of what the immaculate
Wilson can and does do when he thinks secrecy
it assured, as illustrated in Haiti at the present
time, is enough to make a liberty-loving people
choke with indignation. If is a part of his rec-
ord at home and abroad which reveals a charac
ter essentially despotic and mercilessly severe!
It one df his policies that will "go into the dis
card when Harding becomes president, and the
evil subjection of a once friendly little nation
is abandoned. w
? But 'Haiti will always remember Woodrow
. Wilson with intense hatred and bitterness,
fully justified. ' :
, An Illicit 'Three Weeks."
TUan Ailal Ma1sa rif era fti ni cti rnnrflirt hv
I; Governor Cox. ae. waning in disorderly con-
, l ..: ml u ...lit. 1 .,:nnn1 l.i.lo,.o
lUSOu. 1 ncy uckm wiiii ins acuaattuimi utkiam-
tion that in his Pittstiurgb speech he would ."pro
duce evidetjee' that will convict, every mother's
on of them, (Will Hays and bis republican com-
mittee associates), the evidence of -a deliberate
plot and conspiracy to buy the presidency of the
v United States."!
v After "a week of reiterated .malice the Pitts
burgh speech was delivered, hut instead of evi
'dence, only "leads" were offered,' whichmight
'or might not develop evidence that would prove
- his charges. Another week was occupied ! jn
tump spouting aW wild pawing of the air. The
third week began when Ed Moore was shipped
from Ohio 'to Chicago wjth the "foundation"
' for aif investigation the,senatoriat committee
may or .may not make. And that week is now
waning.'
That's all. No "evidence No proofs. Only
I continuous stream- of charges rom a blatant
' mouth; only a desire to have the committee call
1 thousand, and one people and see if it cannot
dig up from them some evidence to' justify the
mean, slanderous and untruthful utterances of
Cox anything that will save the sporting Cox
from the proper condemnation of his wanton
lapse from dignity and respectability during his
three weeks' Orgy with those flea-bitten, im
modest and unclean, harpies Mendacity, Inso
tenee and Jealousy; k
;i -1 'Talking About Oligarchies."
l' Governor Cox says the ejection of Senator
Harding will turn, the country over Jo the, con
trol, of a "senatorfaK oligarchy." So does the
- Omaha World-Herald. This they affect to be-
lieve means disaster lo the republic. It will as
; ure'the senate of its proper place in the govern
ment under tne Constitution. ' v ,
: The "senatorsof the United States are elected
lu, i.nt nf thr rrcnrrtivfe states.
jajiat about that other 'oligarchy," the one
' Aat is responsible for the nomination f James
M. Co, as democratic candidate for president?
It consists of Murphy of New York; Nugent of
Kw Jersey; Taggart of Indiana; and Brennan
ot Illinois. , ' A
V These mien have ppwer; they controlled the
. iemocfatic convention al San Francisco. From
; whom dp they derive their pov?cr?
I1- ". ' One Wheel Left Off. x ' ' ' .
' The Jtalian bolsheviki movement is breaking
"down of its own vveight, at least as far as oper
ation of the seized, factories are concerned. The
,men took char$e the plants because, as they
' alleged, a shut-dp wn was contemplated, by the
Owners. . To keep the works open, it was .neces-
- aary or the men to assume controls This they
elid, and now thejnills are being closed because
yfi operittf gttjfcniitte.es; have neither. Vorking
A Line 0 Type or Two
Hoe ta tk LU. M Ui wttt Ml whon thty my.
Some Old Notions ot Things. . .
In some specialty stiJff printed by an exr
change we note the dread of Lady Hervey, who
died in 1768, had for seeing people quite happy.
She did not believe happiness a natural condi
tion on earth, and probably sighed"when she
met a person in good health. But that war
more than ISO years ago. The world has
learned to welcome happiness since then, and
to promote it in every righteous way. Happi
ness increases efficiency and usefulness of aH
kinds. In the days of v the Pilgrim Fathers,
whose Tercentenary we are about to celebrate,
it was the policy of church x authorities o
make religion as gloomy and forbidding as
possibl. They wanted religion that hurt, and
exhausted themselves putting-pain into"ity
But a fairer and better day dawned in the
pulpits when loye of God began to be taught
more than fear of Biblical penalties for sin.
Occasionally, no doubt, we need to be reminded
that sin has its sting, but we are now taught
tht happiness may come only by placing obr
selves in harmony with the divine purpose.
Sir Humphrey Davy, devoteS"io science and
philosophy, who died fifty years later than Lady
Hervey, held a belief that wears better in the
world's grinding of theories and opinions. He
dreaded the effect of. "too much prosperity"
either, for , nations or individuals. Our excess
prosperity before we entered the war plunged
us into extravagance that for. a "year threatened
serious, disturbances, and has not yet wholly
subsided. When useful avocations requiring
years of skilled training receive- less compensa
tion than mere muscufar strength which requires
neither' brains nor forethought, "the world's up
side down," and that's the way it was" for a
while. " - s
, The effect of prosperity, of too much pros-,
perity, on the "individual, we can see on all
sides. It leads to excesses of all kinds, de
velops unlovely traits of character, and ruins
many a family that otherwise would have been
happy; a,nd content. But we are all willing to
risk prosperity national and personal and
strive for it to the veryend of our earning ca
pacity.' Perhaps a .moderate prosperity is better
for the people as st whole than great prosperity
It is worth studying, anyhow, now that we have
advanced to-the point (where a multimillionaire
has been nominated for the presidency. What
an uprising of indignant protest the nomina
tion of a, plutocrat like Cox would have caused
twenty years ago! - , , ' .
'( AX AUGUST MORMXG.
Here where I sit are daisies all around
That bob in wind, and careless butterflies . '
Yellow and white, disporting; tiptoe-wise ' .
With their quick shadows on the sunnr ground.
The breeze comes sweet front where in the hot
grass 1 ' . v
The mellow pears are clambejed o'er by bees -Rejoicing
loud, while sometimes from the trees
The birds drop down, and sometimes children
pass
With, the deep eyes of longing.' Steep and high
The massy cloudsTto such a child might lpok
In silent joy. did he", not tireless lie
And watch the laboring ants, or from his book
Draw through his soul the tales of infant Greece,
The Golden Apples and the Golden Fleece.
. . A. B.
Meantime Consider Your Coal Supply.
K v (Forecast Jy a Kansas City astronomer.)
To the Sun and New York Herald: The
cold late spring of 180 was caused by the
. earth moving out toward (he planet Mars
until April 20, when we passed between .
Mars and the Sun. The cold late spring of
: 1821 will be caused by. the 'planet Venus
' moving toward the earth and repelling the
earth outward from the sun from February
9 to April 22. r ;
SAID Mr. Moore: "They, have changed
Lincoln's aphorism from 'a' government by the
people' to 'government buy the people.'" Mfi
Mooreread that the day before in .a newspaper;
but these oiseaux never prelude, "As J-saw in a
newspaper yesterday," or "As a cleVer. para
grapher has said." . m -
' HOW ARE Hlfe WITHERS? '
Sir: Said the young woman next us in the
tencent elevated, "Him and me have lunch to
gether often." Would you say that him and me
have a bad case on each other?
Incidentally, you kindly suggest that we war
ble a few lines on goat glands. Our Stegasus
is spavined but not slandered. "" , -, i"A.N
MR. DAVIS sells fish in Jefferson tilarkefc
New York, and he is also a notary public . "I
suppose you keen notarial seals,,)01a Bob. Peat
tie supposed tojiim. Ha!
SMALL TOWN STUFF.
(From the New; York Jim est.)
Had the accident taken placevflve min
utes later several hundred children would
have been in the path taken by the runaway
automobile. v '
MR. COX haV begun hi$ -swing around the
circle. "Circuitus vefborum," as Horace quaintly
quoth. v
THE SUBURBAN TRAIN. -
I went with Mother while she shopped.
We took a train that hardly stopped,
But puffed and steamed at .such a pace
I thought we must be In a race.
Guess Work No Good On Wall Street. ;
A financial journal of high repute, discussnig
the pitiable failure of many men to make money
on stoclospeculations, packs a lot of truth in a
couple of paragraphs which folloVs
Even byhe little man big profits are made
on speculative investments where they can be
paid for outright This buyer should say to him
self: "I have a surplus over the needs of my busi
ness and the support of my family. I can. af
ford to forego any rerurn on that surplus, for an
indefinite time. Here is a common stock selling
at SO (or 40 or even 30), and its accounts show
that it has a book value of consjderably over
those figures and is already earning enough to
pay conservative dividends.v The- management
is honest and competent. I will, therefore, buy
all I can carry and resist the temptation to look
at the stock ticker." . ' -
'If he stjeks to that resolution, he will make
money. But if life forgets the reasons for which
he bought and tries to beat the highly competent
professional traders at their owname, he will
lose his money and deserve no sympathy. But
he should always.remember.that tHe insider has
no real secret. His asseare readily accessible ,
capital, a study of facts open toanybody, long
vision and' patience. : " '
Wehave nc means, of knowing the period
which market "insiders.f.tbe men who actually
know all about the stocks they buy, usually hold
them, but' we believe twVyearsto be a low
enough guess. Harriman, the railroad wizard,
karn Lmritl iTninn Pfi.. ca.L. itt 1 Q07 n 4 4A
a share that sold atv$210 ten years later. H4r
knew what was coining and had the patience to
wait. .
Help the Visiting Nurses,
Now comes the one day in the ytir when no
patriotic citizen of Omaha objects to being
"tagged." R is for the Visiting Narses, an in
stitution whose achievements are as worthy as
its purpose is noble. It is the handof the Visit
ing Nurse that ninisters to the sick and afflicted
when other ministration is not present, The Vis
iting Nurse instructs the; young or .uninformed
mother in how, to give baby a chance; she
teaches the struggling housekeeper how to pro
tect her flock froiri danger. When pain or
pestilence threaten, there she is. modest, unas
sumirfg,' determined, meeting the crisis with
sympathetic patience, falteringjjot agaitht the
odds, and winningmany a fight against the de
stroyer that were lost without her presence. And
her work depends on the liberality of the public,
evinced through contributions on Tag Day.
It is a pity some better way is not found to
secure the means to carry on this needed gen
erous charity, but do-not let that keep you from
getting a tag today. '' - ,
4
( Almost too soon our station came. '
The big, tall porter called its name.'
I stopped and asked him, "Did we. win?"
,"Yes, sir!" he answered with a grin.
x . Then we, were on "the street below, -.-"
I 'KeOwfcB tall buildings, row on row,
' The noise of wheels wasin the air, - ',
And people, people everywhere." . IRtS
" FRENCHMEN, it is your dutfc sive the
peace of 'the world!" cries AnatoldtAancex'This
is in his fourth of fifth mannerpnot the manner
in whirb III wrnt "Pnornin Tstanit TIia
in which he wrote fengum Island.
creative mind has manners, as the
phases.
moon . has
- . A MICHIGAN IMMORTELLE. .
(From the Jackson Citizen Patriot.)
Miss Gladys Bystless is at Tecumseh for
visit. .. .
Increase in Bank Deposit.
National bank deposits increased $1,230,556,
0CKJ in the year ending June, 30. Doubtless deposits-in
state ana private banks show a similar
increase 8 per cent. It is welcome news. Ob
viously everybody was not spending all they
earned .during the year. What, with phony stocks,
Tonzi propositions and the' general wasteful
ness and extravagance over the country, the in
crease in deposits was not expected A billion
and a quarter dollars is an enormous sum.
Increased business accounts for much of it N
If we were going to loc?jthe site jf the
former Garden of Eden, wewluld say it is out
in Scottsbluff county. At lean there is a Gar
den of Eden out there now.
It may make the point clearer if we keep
in mind that Samuel iGompers is and always
has been a democrat in politics. r-7
The northwest is finding out how much Cox
resembles Artemas Ward's kangaroo. "He's an
amoosin' cuss." " - '
Welcome the Visiting Nurses. It is their day!
Mr. Moore's "proof looks just like Cox's.
THIS world is so fulLof a number of con
tradiction"!, vou will npt. be surorised to learn
that R. E. Taylor i a wholesaler on Seventh
avenue in Gotham. i ' 1
This, That and rOther.
Siry "Mayor of Cork Sinks" is what might
e caned acorwng headline. I. had intemled
long ere this to- call your attention to the fact
that In the recently pulled qff Olympiad '('scuse
me! I mean OlymrMc games) the Finns didn't
accomplish much in) the swimming events. At
the prabiree resort in Michigan the stay of the'
Appleton family synchronized wHh that of the
App'.esate family. A returned resorter-repefrts
that the girls of both families are piopins.
Which reminds me that in the Re'. Cotton
Mathers "Magnalia." a religious history of New
England published in 1702. may be found a senl
.tence to the following effect: "The ministers
anJ Chrlsti4ns who founded New England wrr
a choscr body of people." Rather a neat dis
traction, made by one who ought to know.
CALCITROSUS.
PEOPLE are fond of language. '. An Elgin
card bi thanks, wishes "in this manner to thank
our many friends, relatives and neighbors fo'
their kind and generous felicitations andflora!
offerings ot sympathy and condolence in our re
cent bereavement and loss."
PROBLEXOF CONDUCT. . - '
SJr: American "officer on train. Paris-bound
on leafre. , Train full of wounded French soldiers
.and tfivilians evacyating. cities neir the line. No.
ocaw nil iltuu, au illuufKail uulli-r Bltlllus 111 UUU"
loir and smokes cigarette. Wounded French
officer smelling of iodoform, uniform stained with
mustard gas, wearing two weeks' beard, excited
by sight of cigarette, an snakes signs to officer
indicating desperate need. N Officer gives him all
that remain in package, and soldier throwarms
around his neck and kisses him. . French lady,
very easy toilook a, sees officer's embarrassment
and snickers. Officer pulls out fresh package
of cigarettes and offers them to lady,who takes
one. What should officer have done?-
I , FALL GUY. '
DfSRAELI anticipated the present political
campaign, and other campaigns, when he wrote
in "Lothair:" "Patriotism was a boast, and now
i a controversy." , ' . ,
Literary Snapshots.
(Richard Butler Glaenzer.)
. MARIE CORELLI,
- It is all too utterly utter " ,
And too Immensely immense.
On the other hand, .
If World Fairs and Luna Parks
Are your aim, j
' Tou ring the gong ', . ' '
Nine times oift of ten. ' ;V
-s OWEN JOHNSON.
Balzac did it much better - t
And s did Gunter; s' ? - v ,
' sBut then oneAvas the master of character
""And the otfler of plot .
However, it pays toadvert!se.
COBB. "' ; 'J
You're tremendously funny, . -
I suppose; M . j ' .
' . But some of us like our hulviour ,
In thirt slices
And lese the edge of our appetites
At a barbecue. . - . - '
How to Keep Well
By DR. W. A. EVANS
Quaatioaa concernlnj hyf lene, aanita
tion dad praventlon of diaaaaa, aiib
mitted to Dr. Evana by raadara of Tha
Baa, will ba aawarao' peraooally, aub
Jact to proper limitation, whara a
atamped, addraaaad anvalopo ii an
closed. Dr. Evana will not maka
dlagnoals, or preacriba for Individual
diseaaaa. ' Addreaa lcttara in car of
I Tha' Baa.
Copyright, 1920, by Dr. W. A, Evans.
ANSWERS TO FOOD QUES
;v TIONS.
AVhen the health officcrs-of Penn
sylvania had Prof. McCollum on the
stand at a recent camp 'of instruc
tion, they fired a long list of ques
tions on food at him. Some of these
questions and answers follow:
Does a chemical ahalysis of a food
show everything., relative , to ' food
value? No. Even though . such
analysis shows the number of calo
ries present, it will fails to supply
all-'the information we need. A cer
tain proportion of the calorics must
be obtained from protein. ' Even
though it shows enough protein cal
ories the information my be some
what incomplete because human be
ings thrive better onsonie proteins
than on others. In addition, there
are substances called vitamins neces
sary for continued health and well
being which cannot be demonstrated
by chemical analysis. -
lit is advisable to supplement1 the
chemical tests -by biological tests. In
other words, to feed animals with
the food. The questions are: -
"Do the experimental animals"!
keep fat and healthy, do they have
the proper number of young, do. the
young animals grow properly, and,
finally, doessenility come on before
its time?"
Whatdo you -mean by protective
foods? I meanyoods necessary to
protect against scurvy, rickets, beri
beri, various forms of, neuralgia
pains;- pellagra and xerophalmia, a
form. .of ulcer of the cornea.
What is the best all 'round pro
tective food? Milk.
What ranks second? The"thlri
.leaved vegetables. The protective
principle is found in all parts of the
vegetable, but in different propor
tiojig. There is least in the grains,
partkftilrly in that part of the grain
berry which we use principally for
food. It is present in tM germ and
in the outer coats, but iff almost ab
sent from the bodv of the era in 1t-
r"self. It Is present, in small quan
tities mi an me luoers ana roots,
but here, too, in small quantities.
The germ is the active part of the
grain, the other portion of the grain
being merely a storehouse of food
for the supply of the germinating
cells. The protective substance is
mest rbundant among the thin
leaves because they are composed.
ji:ostly of active cells. f
What are some of the leaves,
which people eat which posses these
protective, properties in a high de
gree? Spinach, lettuce, cabbage,
cauliflower, brussels sprouts, turnip
tops, beet tops, dandelion, mustard,
tops, lambs' quarters and a few oth
ers, g
How about asparagus? Asparagus
is a thick leaf and it, with beans.
should be classed with the thick
leaves: '
Is there any relation between pro
tective substance and minerals? Yes.
Milk and leaves are rich in calcium,
sodium, chlorine, while the leaves
are also well supplied with iron.
PerHaps one reason whip cooked
milk is not so protective as raw is
because its calcium does not absorb
ou wen
Views of a Country Retailer.
-Tilden, Neb., Aug. 31. T6 The
Editor of TjheBee: I enclose check
for $9 to pay for a year's subscrip
tion to your, paper. '
. I have been a reader of, The Oma
ha Bee for -nearly 40 years and had
at this time almost decided to drop
my subscription. lt do not wish, to
accuse aflyone of proflteeritig. as it
is an ugly word to use and I per
sonally believe that you are at. least
in the greater part justified in the
price you are now putting on your
paper, as it Is. impossible for any
business to make expenses if it is
run on the same oasis it was a. few
years ago.
Labor demands nd receives more
pay. Freights rates are raised and
right here let me say that the great
er part of the inoreased freight will
come out. of the retailer's profits
and not out of the general public,
as some of the newspapers are try
ing to induce the public to believe.
The public will pay the freight -on
heavy merchandise such as sugar
and salt, but the retailer will pay
the freight on all dry goods, ready-to-wear
and small groceries. It will
be Impossible for lbs or any other
retailer t6 add one-sixth of a cent
advance on a yard of goods or one
fourth of a cent on a can of corn
or a couple of cents to a pair of
shoes or a suit of tlpthes or a lady's
dress orvcoat and it is-almost silly
for any one to talk such rot as that.
The raise in freight rates will cost
us around $500 and $350 of that will
come out of our profits and the only
way we have to get it back is to in
crease our business and there Is a
time coming when it will be impos
sible to get the increase. Carpen
ters, railroad men, masons, plumb
ers and day lanorers are getting
more pay than the profits of 70 per
cent of the retailers amount ,to and
then they are constantly howling at
the retailer for gouging him on
prices. We must admit that there
are dishonest retailers that have
taken advantage of conditions to get
more out ofthe business than they
are entitled to, but does that make
all retailers dishonest? 'Bank offi
cials have absconded with funds
that did not belong to them but that
did not make all bankers dishonest.
In .conclusion I Wish to make this
statement regarding my business
and I will leave it to any fair-minded'
man or bunch of men if they
think we have robbed any one. Our
average gross profit last year was
16 per cent, ous gross expenses were
a ftifle over 10 per cent, leaving us
a little less 'than 6 per-cent profit
on the business we did, and I be
lieve from what I have learned
about the business of other country
merchants that very few of them
aje making more net profit than we
are, but the most of them are to a
larger expense than we have, cainied
by conditions that it is almost im
possible to avoid.
5 A COUNTRY MERCHANT.
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dhd Adding
Machines of
All Makes
Central Typewriter
Exchange
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v -' ' The Commercial Muse. -r. .
(From the Auckland News.) ;i
"Hello, Central, get a move on!
. Put me ,on to nine-o-three. - ,
Thank you. girliel Who's that speaking
Alright, Night Dispensary.
That you, Druggo? Do you get me?
Much obliged, Old Top, I'm sure.
Send It now, yes, send It quickly? i
' - Good old 's Great Peppermint Cure.
Better see our advertising man.
MAYwe not suggest that when he gets home
he Change the name of his place to "SnailV
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J Talcum Fights Fire. - ,
Talcum powder, a leading ingredient of van
ity cases, was recently used in putting out a fire
which otherwise" would have burned down aNcoal
tar products' plant in Cincinnati, O. The blaze
which had caught a huge tank of naphthalene
was smothered by dumping upon it 50-pound
sacks of . the well known complexion aid.
In a yard near the burning plant were tanks
containing 300.0Q0 gallons of oil, but as the fire
was checked they were not toucheds by the
flames. Journal of Industrial and Engineering
Chemistry. , - , '.
Add Wires to Pull.
The White House is probably the most in
tricately equipped electrical" mansion In the
world. There are'n the house more than 170
miles of wires, providing for 3,000 incandescent
lights, a bell system, and a private telephone
systeifiMor the president alia his lamtiy. ex
clusively. Indianapolis News. i, -
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You can purchase a
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$2.50 per week payments.
1513 DOUGLAS-ST.
' The Art and Music Store .
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