TIE BEE: OMAHA, .MONDAY, AUGUST 30, 1920.
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More Truth Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE ; .
Vf1- r c r l
WRANGEL
You often will hear of a name
You couldn't forget if you tried to, ; ..
.". Which clinches forever the fume
Of $he gentleman whom it's applied to.
But yotx'll find that the strikingest name of the lot,
When examined from every angle,
Is the name a belligerent Russian hasijot
, We are speaking of. General Wrangel.
A sibilant! something there is,
Whi'h pleasantly fallsLon the ears,
-, Irt the title of Abdul Assiz, '
A sultan who bosses' Algiers.
Ping Bodie's crude name will remain in your mind
, When vanished is Abdul Assiz's,
But General Wrangel's you're certain to find
1 Is far more enduring than his is.
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Though Gatti-Cazzaza can claim
(Without absolute justice, at that) -Thartny
one hearing his name '
'iWill narry it under his hat.
Long after the. present day leaders are dead
And solved is the bolshevik tangle,
Yon still will be toting around in your head
The rrieniker. General Wrangel.
.We still' recall General Legg ' '
Who figured a while in the news, ,
We can't forget Field Marshal Haig, '
. For his name is suggestive of booze.
But Wrangel's a word.that means nothing but fight,
He may not be valiant or clever,
r But we'll watch for hisr deed with a thrill of delight
And his name -we'll remember forever!
. for his name is suggestive of booze. '
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V IT'S IN THE RECORD
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There Won't be any controversy over who won the Olympic games.
v ' PQOR JUDGMENT i ' r
If we were Lenine, instead of getting advice of thotie German (gen
erals, we'd consult some of the winners. s .
J THAT'S WHAT'S THE MATTER " '
There is underproduction of lots of things chiefly labor.
(Copyright.- 1920, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
Free Scholarships.
Esfcfviee- men should take ad
vantage of the free scholarships
which are granted by the f. M. C.
A. JLljese free scholaiwiips will en
able a man v to enter any of the "Y"
courses as well .as having the use
of the gymnasiirtn while .attending
school. . '
Doane College.
1 Bin. A. E. Sheldon, '88, will b in Crefe
September S to address the Crete Women's
club and all women voters of the vicinity.
Bho will help to organize a league of wom
en voters. Her talk will be on the amend
ments to tthe constitution.
Mrs. A. B. Bjpwn, matron at Qaylord
Halir arrived home from her summer in
Colorado, to superintend the preparation
of the women's dormitory for th open
ing ofcolleKe e September 1(
inn ppmmt noma or inn butpwrv nrp.
eniea dv ma cimsb 01 zv win De sur
mounted by electric lights, also gifts of
irsiucill j:,citllc.v SnTC (Vl VUl O HI KllV
Cortland chautauaua Auirust 29.
Tha llm.lv ..In. hv lion lh. nnmniiu
opening -of college. -
Miss Olsie Anderson, '10, entertained the
Bachelor Girls' club of Crete at her home
In Lincoln in honor of Mlas Grace Hooper,
'99, who will be married September AS.
The Interior of the new rooms in Gay
lord Hall, the women's dormitory, has been
finished. The new dining room Is ready
for the finishing touch to walls and ceil
ing ana me iioor win I'O iaia aurtng me
week. The- room Is spacious, light and
very pleasant. '
Business Institute Expands.
In keeping wltlr Omaha's remarkable
KrowthXin population Is the expansion of
er various branches of business and con-
iuuous among inose is me American in-
This business college, started thraf years
ago by th lata Miss Buelah ByrtTin tho
Balrd building, grew until It finally oc
cupied as much space as was available in
the building. Following) Miss Byrd's Ill
ness and death the school was purchased
by Mr. Youngstrom, a( energetic school
man and an experienced business man.
The room again proving inadequate (or
the attendance necessitated finding neV
quarters and the school is now occupying
the nawly remodeled and redecorated sec-
,
ond floor of the I. O. O. F. building, Four
teenth and lodga streets.
Mr. Youngstrom attributes tha steady
growth of his institution to the cars with
which he has chosen his assistants, at only
those who have already mada an irnouall-
fled success of their work are admitted t
the faculty. ,
BOYLES COLLEGE
ENROLLMENT IS
VERY PLEASING
Another Opening' of -Omaha
Business vSchotf Will
Be Held on'Septem- v
- ber 7. - .
Boyles colleges of Omaha and
Council Bluffs report a satisfactory
enrollment for their fall terms which
begin this week with another open
ing September 7. TWey will continue
in both day and evening sessions.
Mr. Boyles reports a constantly in
creasing number.of calls for compe
tent office assistants. Many Employ
ers of large office forces look to thus
institution to supply their need" in
this line. -
The student of Boyles college is
assured of an opening in the busi
ness world on his or her graduation,
and further ihe fact thatSthis school
is a member of the National Asso
ciation of Accredited Commercial
Schools insures the 'graduate the
benefit of the accrediated school in
any other city in the country.
ihe courses in boyles college are
designed to fit the student' to make
his own living in the shortest possi
ble time, an? the many .successful
graduates of Boyles in trfe business
life- of Omaha as well as the sur
rounding territory is conclusive
proof of the thoroughness of this or
ganization. . ,
School of Business.
The 1920-Jt session will open Septem
ber l. The registrar reports a good ad
vance enrollment.
Miss Gladys Slocum left- Tuesday for
San Francisco. Mis Slocum will sail Sep
tember 1 for Honoluni where she has a
position on the commercial faculty of
Oahu college. '
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University
1 Notes '
Wr,k. is Ueing rushed on the ad
dition to the campus iri order that
it may bk cleared and leveled before
school opens this fall. Only aicw
of the better residences will remain
and these will be rented out until
it is necessary to remove them. .The
central part of the addition is to be
used as a drill field.
Work has been progressing on
Ihe new dormitories. The old frame
houses in the vicinity have been
razed, the v houses v remodeled and
heating plants installed. The chan
cellor's home, woman's building and
one of the dormitories will be con
nected with the university heating
plant. ' 4 ,
The seVen new dormitories will
accommodate about 170 women.
This will includf the hostesses. The
remodeled houses, together with
the woman'-building, are to be re
painted and will be of uniform color.
Since the dormitories have been
remodeled the overseas veterans
have called the addition "No Man's
Land." This is explained by the
fact that "Chancellor Avery and Mr.
Thompson, whose wife is hostess
of the woman's building, will be the
only men who will - live on the
campus. '
Prof. E.H. Barbour is visiting
his daughter at Agate. A letter
from him stated that he would isit
a fossil bedjn Sioux 'County near
Agate and that he expected to find
some splendid -specimens. Alhough
the department has collected from
many Sioux county beds, it has
never been to this certain deposit.
Talks with prominent alumni have
brought up the question of feiking
the addition to the campus as the
original campus has v b en fenced.
The present fence shrrouflds four
blocks, while the additions comprise
"Ideal Catholic Boarding Schools"
ST. BENEDICTS COLLEGE
High School, Commerce, Economics,
and College Courses, Splendid Equip
cnt. Buildings, Campus and Gymna-
, ST. -BENEDICT'S WAUR HILL ;
Separate Complete Plant, Campus,
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Saint Katharine's School
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school for a limited number of girls, recommended by Eastern ,
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Address the Sister Superior, Saint Katharine's School, Davenport
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Four fine, well equipped buildings.
A HOME SCHOOL. Splendid provision
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Tkp University School of Music
i L y , v Lincoln, Nebraska
' TWENTY-SEVENTH YEAR BEGINS SEPTEMBER 6TH
MUSIC
DRAMATIC ART
Playground Supervision xand Story Telling
V" ' Complete Courses in all Departments
v Teacher's Certificate - 1
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J Address ADRIAN NEWENS, Director, 1103 r sr..t X
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PREPARE YOURSELF
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Oar courses, ddt d evening classes, individual instruction in Stenoqrepht). Dictaphone..
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i"the uut-A POSITION SECURED FOR EVERY GRADUATE
, FALL TERM BEGINS SEPTEMBER Jlo-ARRANGE FOR YOUR COURSE NOW
DWORAK SCHOOL OF ACCOUNTING, 18th and Farnam Sts.
some eight , blocks. The present
fence cost about $10,000, when prices
were about one-third what they are
at present. This would make a cost
of about $50,000 to fence the addi
tion, v k
I'M THE GUY .
YM THE GUY whose idea of fun
at the bathing beach is to duck all
the girls and hear them scream.
One of my pet tricks is toswim
under water, grab 'em by the Inkles
and pull 'em under.
Another is to pretend to teach
'em to swim, get 'em out where ,th
water is deep, then let go of 'etji and
watch them flounder and swallow
water. .
What' do I care it theyjjet theu
hair wet, or get frightened half til
death? Its fun for me and thats
all I'm thinking or caring aboudT
It may spoil their fun for them
but as long as it adds to mine 1
should worry. v '
If I didn't haye them to pick on
it wouldn't be anywhere near as
muchJun for me.
If r stopped to worry howmy
pranks affected those I played them
on I might not play so many. So
it doesn't pav to worry, and I don't.
rfCnpywrteht 1920, Thompson Feature
service, j
mmon dense
" THINK OF YOUR PARTNER.
By I. J. MUNDY. '
Copyright, 192tt, by Intematlona-t Feature
Service, Inc.
Mr. Neglectful Husband, do you
realize what a temptation you are
forcing upon your wife to become
interested in something aside from
you and your home?
If you do not give your wife any
of your time or your attention, how
: N
can you expect that she will notseek
something interesting to her outside.
Naturally, if she is a good woman
she will not seek the society of any
man other than yourself, but she
may mingle more in mixed crowds
and there ae always men who try
to console the lonely woman whose
husband is known to show her Little
attention. v
Such men do not need encourage
ment to cause them to become an
noying and their : reputations are
such that to see a woman talking
with them frequently -is to at least
start some whisperings of an evil
nature. ... '
'Suppose your wife should become
talked about without any evil intent
on her part, would you not be direct
ly, responsible on .account of your
actions? 1 '
You may never have looked at
things in this light.
If not, it would be well to give
the matter some consideration.
"You may' be laying the founda
tion for future serious trouble and
sorrow.
Several million subsidiary coins
have been made of iron, zinc and
aluminum by the German govern
ment mint in the last few months.
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preparatory work and two years of advanced work offered. Secre
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Domestic Science. For Catalogue Apply to the Dean. .
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6. Shotlld a small- child, when
traveling, be permitted . to make
friends with persons on the train?
The advisability of this would de
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small ehild wouLi be accompanied
by a grown-up relative or frieaL
This guardian should make sure that
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fellow-travelers are suitable that
is, not over-fatiguing nor of a kind
ihat will make the child conspicu
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Student and Alumni .
They are leaders everywhere in the
business and professional life of their
communities. Every earnest and am
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All courses. Hard work and
Moderate expenses. good times.
Democratic spirit. Write for catalogue
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' ' Heatings, Neb.
the child make advance's, greal; care
should be taken that there are welf
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Tests by government scientists
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Dentistry and Medicine,, Oct 1.
Journalism and Economics, Sept.
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Arts and Sciences (premedicalK
Sept 15.
T.nw. Sprit. 23
Engineering, Sept.' 7.
Academy, Sept. 7.
Music, Sept. 7. -:
Nurses' Training School.
Day and Night Instruction.
- Tuitions Low.
Theory supplemented by experi
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Marquette University
11 IS Grand Ave. '
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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COURSE OF STUDY
Shorthand
.. Typewriting
Secretarial
Bookkeeping,
Civil Service ;
Office Machine .,
Salesmanship .
FOR BUSINESS TRAINING
- N . Enroll at 1
Omaha's Efficient Business School
' Where Individual Instruction Is Given
The day you finish a course in this school yojur ,
salary will be doubled. ; ..
-Our school hours are from $ a. m. to 12:30
p. m. This program, enables you to take a A
Business Course and at the same time fill an
afternoon position, if you wish.
e Secure Positions for All Graduates
Come for our Fall Opening, August 30th and
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BUSINESS EFFICIENCY
J. A. YOUNGSTROM, Mgr.
Tel. Douglaa 7774 - I
2nd Floor, I. O. O. F. Bldg.
Cor. 14th and Dodge. -
Nebraska Needs 3,000 Teachers
Th& Four State Normal Schools ".
Han train you and offer
GOLLEGIATE COURSE leading to a baccalaureate degree.
A two-year course leading to a life, professional certificate.
. Special course in kindergarten, primary, departmental, gram- -mar,
high school, rural courses, manual training, domestic science,
public school art, public school music, and -commercial.. Un
excelled equipment and faculty.
Each school maintains a commercial department wherein you
can prepare for stenographic and clerical positions.
Each school has a dean of women and school nurse always ready .
to serve the girls of ,the school. -Free
tuition, free placing bureaus with established reputations.
Excellent hoard and rdbm in each school,, )5. 50 per week and up.
For Full Information, Write
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Fall tjrm of each normal opens September 13th
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For educated women
.; and girU
Day sessions 8:50 to 1:00;
new classes formed first
Monday of each month.
Evening- sessions (Monday
and Thursdays) 1:16 to
' 9 :00 ; new classes formed
every Monday.
Open Monday, Sept. S
' Day and Evening Classes
Courses for repairmen, mechanics, auto, salesmen,
,. owners, chauffeurs and specialists. (
, School located in the "Y" buildipg,. 3,200 square feet
floor space for shop room, lecture rooms and electrical '
laboratory. All gymnasium privileges to day school men
while attending school. - t
A LARGE NUMBER OF FREE SCHOLARSHIPS WILL
BE GRANTED TO EX-SERVICE MEN. MAKE PER
SONAL APPLICATIONS EARLY.
This schobl if a branch of the United Y M. C. AvAuto--motive'
Schools, consisting of a chain of 45 schools with na
tional supervision. ' v
If you are going to tatfe an automobile course, don't fail
to can ana see us.
m h ENROLL NOW"
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make application at once.
Y. M. C. A.
.Harney and 17th Sts.
Phone Tyler 1600 ,
Rooms 317-18
C. J. Shaw,
Director of Education
W: I. Wood, Principal
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Y. M. . C A. Automobile
School, Room 318, Y. M.
' C. A. Bid.. Omaha, Neb.
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You who are graduating from High School or Prep
School toward what goal does your ambition point t
Do you lean toward -a career in business or in one ol
the professions T Is it your intention t become an '
'educator, a scientist, an agricultural expert? Do
you plan to prepare yourself for the strenuous bat
tle of life by thorough special training in any Ilnef
There has never been a time when such training wis
more essential, when its advantages were more ap
parent. We live in an era of transition and adjust
ment; in a world new-born after the cataclysm. Pro
found changes have been wrought Trying times, X
and times of glorious opportunity, are just ahead.
The University trained man or woman will approach
these trials, these opportunities, equipped with sound '
training and sure knowledge. And in comparison
with these advantages, the time, the effort, the
i money involved in securing such training will count
f as little.
Yonr State University, time-honored and hallowed in
tradition, offers a well rounded education in your
chosen vocation, together with a hosf' of pleasant
arid worth while activities for your leisure -hours. A
comprehensive curriculum, an unexcelled corps of
professors and instructors; athletics, debating sosi
. ties, musie, dramaticsall these await yon at
Lincoln. 'X
Especially Interesting to you will be the literature
describing the University and its manifold activities,
which is now ready for distribution to 1920 Seniors.
8end for your copy. It will be of help to you in
making your plans for the future. ''
i , Address the Registrar 1
y. University of Nebraska
Lincoln, Nebraska ''
Summer Session Opens May 30 First Semester
Doane College
Crete, Nebraska! -
A College giving four years of College work leading to the
A. Br-Degree. V ,
First Grade State Teachers' Certificates earned in two years
and in four years. -
A Conservatory of Music granting Public School Music Cer-C
tificates, Music Teachers' Certificates, Music Diplomas and finally
a Bachelor of Music Degree. --l' '- ' ! " y
, Pre-Medical, Pre-Law, Pre-Engineer!ng.
"" Live Athletics, Debating, Oratory. ,
Registration September Itf, 1920. - ,
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Don't Forget.
OUR OPENING DATES
The Fall Term Opens August 30 and
September 7 in Both Day . ' ,
and Night School
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STENOGRAPHIC
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COURSE,
CIVIL SERVICE
BRANCHES, '
TELEGRAPHY
COURSE.
A Business Train
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Road to Bigger, (
Better Positions. '
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Boyles College
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